April 12, 2007 by CH
Behold, the toughest pickup challenge ever:
I sleep in a piano!
Two morbidly obese cockblocks. One cokehead supermodel. All three on the move.
Think you got what it takes to number close Kate Moss? (the commenters are hilarious)
The BBW on the right sings for this band. The music isn’t bad. When I close my eyes tight and listen I can feel myself falling in love with her.
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I could number close Kate in that context but I would need a hefty supply Ben & Jerry’s in a refrigerated briefcase and some coke.
That’s why you roll like girls do, TD on Kate and let your +2 homely friends run D on her defensive line lol
The chick in the middle looks like shes dead.