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Worst Costume Ever

May 17, 2008 by CH

There has been a recent springtime flurry of activity for my Halloween-themed post “Best Costume Ever“, so I figured this is a good time to introduce the world to its evil twin, the Worst Costume Ever:

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  1. on May 17, 2008 at 5:16 pm Best Costume Ever « Roissy in DC

    [...] on May 17, 2008 at 5:12 pm95 Worst Costume Ever « Roissy in DC [...]


  2. on May 17, 2008 at 6:17 pm Michael Katcher

    Is you type ‘roissy’ into Google, the first option isn’t a link just to this blog but specifically to the ‘Best Costume Ever’ post. That’s why everyone has been posting there. Wasn’t sure if you were aware or not.


  3. on May 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm T.

    That’s so gay.


  4. on May 17, 2008 at 9:15 pm John Smith

    Better than my friend’s burka


  5. on May 18, 2008 at 12:01 am Top Posts « WordPress.com

    [...] Worst Costume Ever There has been a recent springtime flurry of activity for my Halloween-themed post “Best Costume Ever“, [...] [...]


  6. on May 18, 2008 at 1:04 am Thursday

    Dude, can’t you just put that below the fold.


  7. on May 18, 2008 at 1:24 am Nikita

    turns out there IS such a thing as too many dicks.


  8. on May 18, 2008 at 2:24 am paperdreamer

    So what is this costume actually supposed to be? This has to be homemade…


  9. on May 18, 2008 at 7:36 pm Joe T.

    Only in America…


  10. on May 18, 2008 at 10:12 pm paperdreamer

    Joe — Americans are actually more conservative than other nationalities.


  11. on May 18, 2008 at 10:43 pm roissy

    Americans are actually more conservative than other nationalities.

    this depends on your definition of conservative. americans are more liberal than other nationalities in entrepreneurship, for instance.


  12. on May 18, 2008 at 11:11 pm paperdreamer

    I meant sexually. I just assumed the blog theme :)


  13. on May 18, 2008 at 11:29 pm finefantastic

    this reminds me of when i accidentally saw “the elephant man” when i was four. this is slightly worse.

    i still sleep sitting up.


  14. on May 18, 2008 at 11:33 pm roissy

    I meant sexually.

    which country is primarily responsible for the hardcore porn revolution?
    it’s a snobby self-gratifying internationalist myth that americans are sexually conservative.


  15. on May 18, 2008 at 11:47 pm paperdreamer

    Maybe it’s not always true. But in generally I’d disagree with you. For example, women’s magazines in UK vs US versions are always more sexually charged. Same with film and media.

    As for the hardcore porn revolution, I think it makes up for a desire that’s more publicly suppressed than in other places.


  16. on May 19, 2008 at 1:21 am jaakkeli

    which country is primarily responsible for the hardcore porn revolution?

    Denmark? Germany? America is gigantic. Lots of countries have far outstripped it in per capita porn production.

    it’s a snobby self-gratifying internationalist myth that americans are sexually conservative.

    When I was a teen, I could watch hardcore porn broadcast happily and freely on the air without encryption, on a channel that then showed televangelism and totally crackpot Christian children’s programs next morning.

    Could I do that in the US?


  17. on May 19, 2008 at 2:05 am roissy

    I think it makes up for a desire that’s more publicly suppressed than in other places.

    hooters disagrees.

    the US beats the world average in sex frequency and number of sex partners. must be a lot of public suppression.

    some myths never die…


  18. on May 19, 2008 at 2:34 am paperdreamer

    Being sexually suppressed in public doesn’t mean having sex less often in private.

    “hooters disagrees.”
    So does the Red Light district in the Netherlands.

    According to your referenced chart and its linked origin on the Durex website:
    The world average (f=103) is beaten by most of the 41 countries surveyed. It would be more accurate to say that the US is above the mean sex frequency at f=113, but not the highest. The UK, Greece, and France consistently have much higher frequencies. Many other countries have about the same numbers, with a year or two with greater frequency.

    When I commented, I spoke without stats, but as someone who has lived in other countries too. (I think you did too?)

    Good research though. I thought Swedes would be wilder than represented.


  19. on May 19, 2008 at 3:19 am jaakkeli

    I thought Swedes would be wilder than represented.

    Swedes? Swedes! Wild?! As far as stereotypes go, that’s about as good as the religion of peace.

    People who feel they have to do relationships probably have more frequent sex but with fewer partners than wilder people. That’s actually what you see for all of northern Europe in that page. Not that it’s likely to mean much, being self-reported.


  20. on May 19, 2008 at 9:41 am This Devil's Workday

    The head couldn’t be more ugly.

    http://thisdevilsworkday.wordpress.com/


  21. on May 19, 2008 at 1:24 pm Anonymous

    “Joe — Americans are actually more conservative than other nationalities.”

    What about American blacks? I knew plenty of black kids who had sex before age 12, some as young as 9.


  22. on May 19, 2008 at 2:06 pm paperdreamer

    jaakkeli — haha I can’t rationalize my thoughts on Sweden. On one hand, there is IKEA; on the other hand, there is really hot looking people.

    anonymous — I don’t think you can define a national ideal by the behaviour of a demographic. Also, what about the habits of international Blacks? I don’t know of the stats; is it very different?


  23. on May 19, 2008 at 2:56 pm Gannon

    Europeans are definitively less prude than Americans


  24. on May 19, 2008 at 6:21 pm Funny wordpress.com blogs « <3 *Tarah* <3

    [...] Monday, May 19, 2008 · Filed under Uncategorized http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/05/17/worst-costume-ever/ [...]


  25. on May 19, 2008 at 9:40 pm chunque

    Mmmmm…. I agree with the nice lady — we might have more sex, but we’re also pretty neurotic about sexuality. For example:

    http://stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/kinky-sex/

    What is the myth of American uptighness all about? Hooters hires women with big breasts to serve the food, but it’s a “family” place, so they don’t serve liquor. Maybe the boobs are meant to serve the patrons wholesome milk?


  26. on May 20, 2008 at 12:01 am Arthur and Amy

    Only here could a photo of a penissuit turn into a discussion of sexual suppression. Ok fine, it would have happened anywhere.

    -Arthur and Amy


  27. on May 20, 2008 at 12:49 am raincoaster

    Americans have an entrepreneurship rate one-third of that of Canadians, for example.

    But that has nothing to do with the costume. All I can say about that is, he must be very popular at a certain kind of party.


  28. on September 14, 2008 at 11:30 pm web design company

    Anyone remember that scene from Men In Black?
    Where Kay kicks that guy where his nuts should be and Jay is like “Hes a Balls-Chinian!” So he punches his chin instead.
    Just thought I’d share that with you.


  29. on October 8, 2008 at 3:42 pm Beta Halloween Costumes « Roissy in DC

    [...] you actually look like a mobster in real life). Silly costumes like giant beer cans or condoms are stupidly beta. The only people laughing will be other betas, and they’ll be laughing at you, not with [...]


  30. on April 21, 2009 at 11:08 pm Random

    Ha, Australia (and NZ) is way ahead on number of partners. If only to live in Belgium for low number of partners but high frequency of sex.


  31. on March 26, 2010 at 1:02 pm Sexy Costumer

    Best
    Costumer
    Ever


  32. on October 14, 2010 at 10:56 am Reader Mailbag: Poke Rape Edition « Citizen Renegade

    [...] here, here and here for what qualifies as examples of alpha, beta and omega GHEY costumes. As for what’s [...]


  33. on October 15, 2010 at 2:00 am DoktorZoom

    It’s George Washington. That guy had, like, 37 goddamn dicks.



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