EVEry single ONE OF U hav e paid for sex AT ONE POINT lzozozlzozozoz
even i used to pay 4 sex zllzlzlzz
did you buy her dinenr
did you take her out
did pyou pay for somet8enegg?
that’s what i used 2 do beofre i became da GRBM lzozlzlzler and now i save money by just textingthem just after midnbight and i get with the bernanke wealth-tranfsefer program where i get all the beta herbs to wine and dine da womenze and den i get their well-fed ginas 4 free zlzozolzozoz: i text dem
:lotsa cockas for da ladies”
“bring da movies bno wait its too late just cum over lzozlzl”
wait heartiste da picture of the smoustached women is firepower’s mom and she’s a hookertoo so i guess you could kill two birds with one stone so 2 speak zlzolz a bird in hand is worth two in the bush a cock in hand is worth two in da toush if you are a butthexer like tucker max rhyems with goldman sax lzozozlzzo a pussy in hand is worth two hanbds in da bush but dey got rid of da bush in da porn culture and now all da girls sheave off der pushes aexcept for fierepower’s pmom who has a forest fungi forest mosutacheioed vaginaal lzozlzozlzozozo so when you go down on her (or any maierican women) be sure 2 take the following proviosns wso you make it back:
1) 3 cans lysol
2) one weed eater and one backup
3) map and copmasss
4) full hazmant suit like the ones they were at the japanens ofuckashima fuckvagina fouckashima nuclear plant zlzozlz
5) rapelling ropes and caribeeners and harness
6) foreign lanuguage translating software for the other people you will meet down there
7) emergency beacon
8) seven pairs of industrial strength surgical gloves
9) self contained breathing appaarautus with backup oxyhgen lzozlzlz
10_ NASA/mormon-approved underwear
Maya, look at b. Really look at her. Take off your new agey “I’m okay you’re okay” blinders for a minute.
I’d say that woman’s soul is damaged unless she is a Lesbian. If she is a Lesbian, she had that kind of edgy something I could see doing. If she is heterosexual, she utterly and completely hates herself.
The fact that she has pretty hair and pretty eyes, and though most women do have some confidence issues, we’re not all blind, means she has no remotely rational excuse for not caring for herself. It’s not like she’s extremely old or extremely ugly in raw terms, and would be empowered somehow by letting go of socially imposed grooming schedules or something. We’re not all perfect, but most of us care enough to not just let stuff go.
I’m not ashamed to say that even though as a woman I might hit that, if I was male I wouldn’t go near that with someone else’s dick. No way. Bring the hooker.
Nicole, please tell me the only way you would hit that is vigorously with a twelve inch strap on dildo that had been rolled with superglue and finely shreded glass laced with burning acid and poison which will kill her before she ever fucks again!!!
Damn , All of us non pretty boys have don’t have shit to worry about. If she saw an “edge ” to that mess with the smokey treat worthy of sexual activity even in a lesbian context, a women can see anything you tell her she wants to see. ” I’m not ashamed to say that even though as a woman I might hit that” ,wow
cigstache is back! there’s a blast from the past. i think she was origially one of 10 photos featured in a “rank the chicks” post, maybe in late 2008 or early 2009, then became shorthand for fuglies in subsequent posts. thanks for bringing her back on valentines day, Chateau…
A. I don’t believe I could ever pay for sex, not when there is plenty sex available in which no monetary transaction is required for the deed. If I was a wretched omega, though, I’d probably pay to have my product consumed.
B. My penis will shrivel in flaccid defiance at the sight of such a sorry specimen.
I know tons of guys who are amazing with women who are quite into hookers and escorts. It has nothing to do with “choose one or the other”. Opie and Anthony talk about it all the time, and those guys are millionaires with 10′s.
Sadly I still feel some sort of dirtyness if I was to ever get a hooker. Probably a societal thing,
You mean bipedal smelly nasty looking landwhales are not part of our species(modern present day human beings or homo sapiens sapiens). I’m shocked,(Not meant for you,Gorbachev, as I realize you are sane and intelligent like myself but for the insane or retarded people reading this—Hear my SARCASM!!!) shocked I tell you!!! What would our ruling elite with their supporting feminasties and White Knights/Manginas think?
Wrong, it’s a woman. One of the guides used by artists when drawing male/female faces is mouth size. Men’s mouths are wider – larger. There’s plenty of variation of course, but cigstach has a woman’s mouth for sure.
One of the other guides is the browline, but it’s covered by hair so no use in this case.
Faced with that dylema, I take a) forever, especially if the girl I’d be paying was a Prepago paisa… In that case, the deal is clear: I have something you want and you have something I want, “trueque” and everyvbody got what they wanted without bullshitting.
However, I think the normal relationships are some sort of the a) case arrangement, where the man pays for sex, and the woman gets pleasure, commitment and the resources from the man. A very profitable contract for one part one very limiting for the other.
But the relationships that the game enables you to enter are relationships (especially the short term ones and the same night lays) where the only benefit for each part involved in the sexual contract is sex. A quid pro quo of sex.
Let’s remember that CH wasn’t saying that all men who pay for sex, grinding or massages can’t get it otherwise. That’s not at all what he said but a number of commenters took it that way.
Reading comprehension guys…reading comprehension.
Meanwhile, many of the 11% who clicked on a) may have done so by mistake because the brain would have said “click on the one you’d prefer”. If those could take back their mistake, the collective answer would be mostly unanimous.
Also, it takes a fair amount of cluelessness not to realize that the girls many alphas fuck for free aren’t amateur whores with other men. Often the guys at the clubs get their free lays long after the virgin cashed in for cash at age 16.
The film “Debbie Does Dallas” wasn’t just fantasy. Teens are really like that.
My line of thinking is very broad, but don’t you TECHNICALLY pay for ALL women? I mean how many girls are going to let you at the goodies without at least a noticeable investment of time, energy, or money? In most non “pay for play relationships”, don’t you usually end up having to sacrifice a healthy combination of all three?
The irony is that sex for money generally costs a lot less than sex for free.
There are very thirsty men in this world and the woman in the photo has certainly been fucked. You have to wonder how much these poor fellows have spent on dates, gifts, children, divore settlements and, of course, the cost of wasted time and emotional turmoil from FUCKING THAT. Guarantee you that sad cases have dropped more on that (and other horrid women) on a fuck by fuck basis than they would if they have visited high class escorts during the same period.
As a guy who has been in an LTR for 16 years, I now understand the allure of hookers. Sometimes, you don’t want the mess and bother of affairs. Ask Elliot Spitzer or other dudes like him; they don’t have trouble attracting pussy, but they don’t want it interfering with their home lives.
I honestly can’t believe so many of you picked option b. aside from the fact that fugly is clearly a man with a wig on (why would any fugly decide to fix up her hair but not the rest of the package) I’d rather pay for a decent looking whore than sleep with fugly. If you think about it, we all spend money on women one way or another and even then we spend time on them which could be spent on more ways to get money
Why would she get dressed up in the clown suit to break him free? You’d think her position as doctor in the asylum would have given her better options to spring him quietly.
Oh, wait. It’s a Batman cartoon. It should have been much sexier. Nerd cartoonists creeping up to the edge of something profound … and ending it like the goofballs they are. As if lifeless latex and schoolgirl falsettos/pigtails are the essence of sexy, and not the psychological submissiveness against which the doctor struggled to resist. Really, Comic Book Guys? Is it so hard a concept to grasp? Worst. Episode. Ever.
Okay, I’ll go ahead and admit it: at around 0:17, I was really hoping the lead doctor would’ve hushed Dr. Quinzel with her pointer finger and said, “Now, let us lez out together,” in a breathy, British-y accent.
If you can’t get anyone for free, who turns you on enough to perform, then pay for a hooker. Otherwise, I think it’s worth the effort to find someone who likes you. It will be better for your self esteem.
I seem to be in the minority here, but there’s theoretical advantages to the ugly woman from a standpoint of self respect and game, if I understand it correctly.
1. While women can and do settle, the fundamentals of what attracts them do not change even as their own desirability goes down.
2. Women, while interested in sex, are only interested in sex with a certain type of men. Remember, this is SEX, not “last chance marriage for children” or something similar. This woman is actually attracted to you.
3. So, her being attracted to you is actually a signal that your game, your attractiveness, is not at absolute zero. You have some capabilities that could translate into further capital.
4. The sex with the prostitute is an infinite better experience. That’s pretty obvious. However the question offered is not which I would rather DO, but which is more degrading, which weakens me and shows me as the lesser player.
So, that is my reasoning. Possibly not the best, but it is my view on the situation.
Whore. Absolutely. Although it does attest to a mans inability to get laid elsewhere, there is nothing fundementally wrong with paying a woman for sex in my eyes. As a compulsive habit? Yes. Thats an issue. But I like to look at it as greasing a mans sexual wheels. After a horrendous dry spell, it can help to demystify women just enough to feel at ease pursuing others. Then again, that fear can be overcome through determination and willpower.
When i lost my virginity at 16, it was with a very beautiful girl. Over the course of several months, After I had exchanged fluids, and smelled the smell of her pussy, she accidently bled on my rod (we’ve all been there cmon), had embarassing queef moments…..every last bit of women worship was eradicated from my young mind. Womens prescense underwhelmed me when i was banging that girl….and how did women react to my attitude?
I was a magnet.
I eventually fucked one of the most desirable girls in my high school, and ultimately dumped her because she sincerely did nothing for me. I cant tell you how many mens eyes lit up when i mentioned that i’d slept with her, and how many guys thought i was retarded for not continuing to hit it. I didn’t care. She had no hold on me. My ex’s body was much better, in my eyes.
All this could sound arrogant, but i have to be truthful that this de-mystifying dissapears fairly quickly as you go without sex/love from women (dry spell). And i’ve been there many times since.
I was looking at the paper in the break room at work and saw a comic stip that reminds me of that. It was that one called Zits. The teenage boy is sitting there and his thought bubble has a pic of him and his gf together. Then when she shows up his thought bubble turned to a pic of him alone. Its amazing how time with a woman, even a great one, can truly demystify it.
Maggie McNeill, the Honest Courtesan, deserves, imho, to be high on the list of Great Blogs For Men. She has said one thing after another that I had never before considered regarding sex-work but make perfect sense afterwards. And she is for real. She has the same voice when she gives interviews in real life.
Charlie Sheen pays for hookers even though he don’t have to, but he’d NEVER fuck that beast. I mean guys still respect him for his alpha attitude. All that respect would go out the window if he was ever caught with that.
Choice B would leave you damaged for life. How would you you ever recover? You might eventually commit suicide. You would at least become depressed. I am getting an anxiety attack just thinking about it.
With Choice A, sure, you can’t be a blood donor anymore, but, what the hell.
OMG – I would rather have chopsticks driven into my eyes than look at that . . . THING.
Choice “B” is far more degrading. For a few thousand bucks I could have a great time with Audrey Bitoni. If somebody ripped on me for that, I’d simply reply “I *earned* the cash for that, unlike the 1/2 of the population that gets a check instead of paying taxes, and Audrey left when I was ready to take a nap.”
Eliot Spitzer might be a jerk but I’d rather have a bad rep for paying to nail Ashley Dupre up the @ss than for hooking up with that shaven Wookiee.
As someone who spent a couple thousand for a great time with Audrey Bitoni when she toured my city, I can tell you: a) worth every penny, b) the nap was great too, c) would not do the Wookie even if you paid me a couple grand.
Many a time you can end up with a 16-18yr old sex kitten just getting into the industry.
It’s certainly cheaper on the soul, my wallet and my self respect to bang a whore instead of that thing.
Oddly I would theorize that more whores are in better shape physically than most self proclaimed non whore she beasts. I think that plays into this websites main idea of what men really want. It’s supply and demand at work.. men want whores to be quick lays and ideally..the best representation of a beautiful woman they can afford at that moment. The whores know this and promote themselves accordingly.
Hence you see that the majority of non whores are fat feminist bitches who are not worth a $5 drink, but the whores are in shape, not feminist bitches and are priced to reflect their demand.
Not really OT, can someone explain the Greek tragedy on a micro-economic level?
Most of the articles on the net talk of macro-economics, what will happen to the nation and the idea that “150k public service jobs will need to be cut”.
But what will happen in the average Greek village?
Will hot Greek women in that village be more or less likely to want an American or British tourist boyfriend in 2012?
What austerity will the average hot woman’s father be going through that wasn’t the case before? What wealth transfer payments will she not be receiving that her older sisters received, making it fine for them to have local alpha Greek do-nothing unemployed boyfriends?
Is the current Greek tragedy going to be a boom for employed alphas as compared to the biker or bartender kind? Discuss.
1,800+ people are deluding themselves. It was either Roosh or CH who extolled the virtue of NOT settling for less during a rut, because it is unsatisfying and brings you down. B) is about as LESS as you can get.
Middle-aged woman, Charlotte Cory, is interviewed in the Daily Mail about impulsively ditching her 62-year-old husband, and how he spent months weeping into his pillow:
“Five days after I walked out on him, Malcolm moved his new girlfriend into our house. He had met an 18-year-old Eastern European girl in an internet cafe a day or two after I left, and she was now his girlfriend.”
That’s good, but this exchange in the comments is better.
I dont think I physically could with B. First of all shes fat. Not out of shape, not chubby, fucking fat. Second of all shes ugly as sin. Third of all shes a smoker (personally cant stand that) and even if you decided to just close your eyes and pretend shes not a troll, you just know she smells bad.
Two types of men get escorts. One is omegas, they mainly do so because its the only way to get laid. They mainly do bargain basement and street hookers.
The other is alphas who have pulled a lot of ass, know they can pull ass, but don’t always want to be in the game. Sometimes, you just want to order sex the way you order a pizza. There exists a high end escort market for these types, and you see many powerful men use these services.
There are also a few betas trapped in sexless or boring sex marraiges somewhere inbetween.
Well, on top of her other impediments, this woman looks angry and a little dangerous, so I wouldn’t blame any man for avoiding her. All the same, I think there might be a pretty woman in there underneath the fat, the facial hair, and the fury.
As for the “narrative to the contrary” that states that prostitutes are usually unhappy and abused women, I don’t know. Do you realise that feminists today usually favour legalizing the trade of “sex workers”, and that they generally argue that sex work is no more degrading than any other kind of paid employment? And when have you ever believed a feminist (of the radical persuasion) about anything?
Option B is definitely more degrading, especially once you account for the fact that afterwards, you will have gouged out your eyeballs, cut off your genitals and given yourself a DIY lobotomy with a kebab skewer just to make the haunting images go away.
Ever see the Beta film “28 Days Later”? End of the world and two women left. Even then, the two white knighters can’t bear the idea that there will be competition among soldiers to impregnate the females and start the world again. So, for their inability to grasp the changed dynamic, they are taken to be executed by the other males.
But, of course, one escapes and becomes the hero. Women end up in more danger than ever.
She would be beautiful if she did. So it’s kinda sad. All her ugliness isn’t natural. It’s like a costume she wears because something in her mind is damaged.
If she’s straight, I doubt she even likes sex, and if she does, she has some serious issues around it.
I could be wrong, but from what I’ve observed in men, y’all seem to have less of a problem even in erection terms, with legitimate ugliness and defects than you do with I guess what could be called acquired defects.
I’ve known guys who seemed very happy with women who were all manner of busted by genes or accidents or life happening. The only time a guy ever told me he was hurt by his girlfriend’s appearance (despite loving her anyway) was in the case of a woman who refused to shave, ate sugar like it was the end of the world, and had the neck rash to go with it, and had bad hygiene.
When I lived in the Philippines, it was my game to get hookers to meet me for free after they had finished their duties. Of course I had to pay them the first time, for them to get to know me and like me. I was there for two years and had two or three different girls a week. Many hookers enjoy sex as much as their customers do. They don’t always do it for money. I once got a blow job for a Susan B. Anthony dollar. The price goes down the more they like you. Good times.
I can tell few here have had much contact with hookers. I’ve dated about 250, and you end up with some real interesting experiences. For one thing, I’ve noticed that black women who trick seem to have much less hatred for whites. I even had a black hooker tell me, “ooh, you’re cute, why you be datin’?” Another one claimed to be the sister of the famous local crack kingpin (now in federal prison for life), and that she had an Uzi under her sweater, which was a downer because I really wanted to suck those tits. Another time, a cute though pudgy blonde seemed pleased when I detailed the type of nastiness I was looking for, saying, “I’m the kind of girl you like.”
Then there was the gorgeous 19-year old who bemoaned getting into heroin, telling me she did it because her boyfriend was in a band and it seemed like the cool thing to do at the time. Then there are the interesting collateral effects, like the time I went to the clinic worried about HIV. The gay physician asked me if I was doing boys or girls, and when I said girls, he told me, “don’t worry about it.” So much for PC indoctrination.
I’m from Hong Kong, and it’s a no-brainer for me: (b) is more degrading by a light-year!
Paying for sex in this part of the world (i.e. Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, Japan, Thailand, Singapore, etc.) is a FAR better experience than in the West. It’s cheaper (though not by much); the girls are younger, hotter, nicer, and more feminine.
Within 2 hours’ reach from where I live, there are literally more than a million of these girls, which, by the way, accounts for about 0.14% of the female population of China. In other words: they just cannot be that bad; as a matter of fact, one immediately loses count of how many of them are gorgeous.