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The Funniest Graph You’ll See Today

January 9, 2013 by CH

MIght be a conservative estimate

And a more truthful graph than the one you’ll find here.

A rascally reader adds: “They forgot to color a single arm for cute.”

ps Hi Jizzeblobs!

pps Attribution of this graph uncertain, but I think it comes from A Voice for Men.

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Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs | 25 Comments

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  1. on January 9, 2013 at 3:33 pm cố không cười kìa

    Best graph ever.


  2. on January 9, 2013 at 3:43 pm taterearl

    I’ve been raped with joy.


  3. on January 9, 2013 at 3:49 pm routebackwards

    I think a better feminist chart would be to detail fit vs fat.

    It would be purely pink figures as the fatties and two black ones representing the fit ones.


  4. on January 9, 2013 at 4:24 pm M3

    Took me a second to click in to the word edits on the graph.

    Then i lol’d so hard i almost lost control of my sphincter.


  5. on January 9, 2013 at 4:34 pm C.R.

    Who would represent the two lone black sheep down in the corner? I’d vote Christina Hoff Sommers and maybe Camille Paglia.


  6. on January 9, 2013 at 4:48 pm d. a. morn

    I want to laugh, too. But somehow – and it might be sleep deprivation – I don’t get it.
    Explain, pretty please!


  7. on January 9, 2013 at 4:57 pm d. a. morn

    I looked up the links. Didn’t know the original chart. All good now, nevermind.


  8. on January 9, 2013 at 6:44 pm First Time Caller

    >live in Tolerance Zone #65

    > be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc

    >see cis thin white male at the zoo

    >ask “mommies, what’s that?”

    >they don’t know

    >Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield

    >tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime

    > tells me not to be scared, because the monsters’ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars

    >start to cry

    > s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up

    >feeling the calming femininity wash over me

    > s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society

    >throw Privilege Peanuts at him

    >everyone laughs

    > take some soma

    > go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature


  9. on January 9, 2013 at 11:22 pm The Funniest Graph You’ll See Today « PUA Central

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  10. on January 9, 2013 at 11:30 pm K

    I thought it said “poor equality” because they didn’t have any women rapists in the graph. My bad.


  11. on January 10, 2013 at 12:24 am Revo Luzione

    Loved the twitter response, don’t remember from whom, that sent me rolling on the floor with laughter wtih something to the effect of “you need to color one arm in to represent the cute ones.”


  12. on January 10, 2013 at 4:33 am paulelam

    Thanks for the nod.


  13. on January 10, 2013 at 7:48 am BLAGH

    For those interested in a critique of this image (when it was about rape)
    http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5836/24675342.gif


  14. on January 10, 2013 at 10:40 am MichaelC

    The original feminist chart was on rape statistics, and alleged that the number of false accusations was miniscule (the two lonely black figures in the lower right corner).

    Looking for the real statistics, it seems that, per FBI statistics, about 8% of rape allegations get dismissed as “unfounded”. One researcher went to a small town, where the police had the resources to actually thoroughly investigate every forcible rape allegation. They found 41% to be false reports.

    http://blog.lib.umn.edu/jbs/maysession/KaninFalseRapeAllegations.pdf


  15. on January 10, 2013 at 11:28 am Revo Luzione

    Breaking news: Hypergamy IS a genetic flaw. The highest mate value women have the LEAST hypergamic tendencies, and the women with the biggest gaps (heh) in their mate value are the MOST hypergamic.

    Big. This is big, fellas. This basically means that, among other, staggering implications… game is eugenic, in the best possible way.

    (Eugenic meaning to support and encourage the betterment of the gene pool. Eugenics has a bad rep, but anything that improves the gene pool is eugenic, and anything that makes the gene pool worse is dysgenic.)

    http://www.epjournal.net/articles/menstrual-cycle-changes-in-mate-preferences-for-cues-associated-with-genetic-quality-the-moderating-role-of-mate-value-2/


    • on January 10, 2013 at 11:35 am Revo Luzione

      Wait till you read the methods. Get the PDF, read the methods and data analysis, it will blow your mind. It also shows, in scientific terms, that lower mate value women have a bigger hamster.


    • on January 10, 2013 at 1:46 pm casaanova

      Makes sense. This is also why you shouldn’t aim low. 5′s and 6′s are the main ones riding the alpha cock carousel, while also weaseling betas out of money and eventually into marriage. I know this from personal experience


    • on January 13, 2013 at 8:04 am Papa Smurf

      Ok, what if the male has low value? Is it still eugenic? After all “game” is most useful to beta or omega males intent on fooling women into thinking they are natural alphas.


  16. on January 10, 2013 at 12:37 pm Erudite Knight

    Wow, the oringinal graph is such a bunch of bullshit.

    But what can we expect, girls playing out tired victim idealogies.

    As for this one, I would make the ‘educated’ about 90% of that graph, thats where feminism spawns.


  17. on January 10, 2013 at 5:19 pm FuriousFerrett

    How the hell do they know how many rapes were unreported?


    • on January 11, 2013 at 9:27 am MichaelC

      They do surveys. They ask “Have you ever had sex with a man when you didn’t want to?” For those who answer yes, they then ask “Did you report it as rape?” They then tabulate the results as their “unreported rape” statistics.


      • on January 11, 2013 at 3:58 pm FuriousFerrett

        So they count surveys as direct evidence. LOL.

        I wonder how many of those unreported rapes were of the variety of that one time she got drunk and let some ugly guy fuck her.


  18. on January 11, 2013 at 8:31 am JumboBeef

    Hahaha This makes me chuckle with joy, Dumb Feminists and their lies are exposed even by the state statistics, Dylan you MF-ing moron.


  19. on January 13, 2013 at 8:55 am Piroko

    http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Totally-not-an-excuse-to-copy-paste-all-the-characters.png

    Works both directions.


  20. on January 14, 2013 at 12:29 am United Kingdom What do you think of this graph?

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