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Submit links to your beta candidates in the comments to this post. At the end of each month I will choose two betas from among the monthly submissions which you, the readers, will then vote on for Beta Of The Month winner. If your link is the winning beta, I will put your name up in lights on my blog, and the next beer will be on me if you are ever in town.

There will be a final debate and reader vote at the end of the year to select who among the twelve Beta Of The Month winners is the most pathetic, vomit-inducing beta. He will be crowned BETA OF THE YEAR. Prize for the winning BOTY link to be determined.

Happy hunting!

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  1. Mos Def, A list rapper and actor.

    Details here, click play, it’s 26 minutes but totally worth it:

    http://macklessons.mypodcast.com/2008/07/Episode_153Wifing_Up_SkanksCan_You_Turn_A_Ho_Into_A_Housewife-123842.html

    Some more background:

    http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/451241

    Figure it’s a good break from the usual whitebread betas to show how hip-hop black guys with supposed swagger are not immune from betahood either.


    • That blemish on Mos Def’s record hardly makes him a beta. Look into his and Jay Z’s beef. His reputation kind of speaks for itself. Secondly, he doesnt really walk around peacocking like other garbage ass rappers. If you want a better example Soulja Boy vs Katstacks is a better story to look into…


      • Ha! A little loser like Most Definitely, so dumb he thinks Osama Bin Laden had nothing to do with 9/11?

        Please. He’s a little bitch who got played. Just ’cause he’s got some talent in the music realm doesn’t mean he’s alpha. In fact, its probably why he went into music to begin with—because he was too much of a beta to get chicks without it. The fact that he thinks his little pop tunes are “deep’ and ‘meaningful” has beta written all over it.


  2. seal.

    ok, so i actually read the directions this time.
    (remember that breaking rules is alpha)


  3. +1 for Three weeks timeout dude haha.


  4. I don’t know if this counts for Beta of the Year or Exhibit #7568 Why Marriage is a Dying Institution, but it’s definitely worth clicking:

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/12/marie_douglas-david_spends_800.html


  5. Another submission: the “straight” men in this article bragging about dating a transsexual and finding nothing wrong with it because she’s hot:

    http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-culture/second-most-beautiful-girl-new-york

    A healthy sense of shame no longer exists in America.


    • i would bang that tranny.


      • Okay another thing Ricky, iam about to check out your rawness site because it sounds interesting, but seriously, this is beta of the year submissions. The guy described in that article sounds to me like an alpha if you ask me. He just doesnt follow your standards. Hes attracted to feminity, he wants to fuck what hes attracted to, and he doesnt give a fuck what people think. Hes boning some other dudes wife. If shes as hot as the tranny hes doing well id say.

        But the main point is this is beta submissions not gay submissions.
        Do you think that the men who over power and rape other men are betas. What if you end in jail and get raped, you still gonna call yourself an alpha male and hes the beta?


      • Are you kidding? Jamie Clayton is just ridiculously hot. Beyond the reach of most all of the men here. Maybe a few judge her for being born a man, but who cares.


      • They would care because he is a man. You can chop it off but the DNA stays the same. Men like you are so pathetic.


    • Dude, Mos Def looks way better than you :D


  6. re:Sparks

    I don’t have a vote, but that one’s tough to beat. I felt pity for the husband, and pity reception is 100% beta (alphas are too hated and omegas are too annoying to receive it). I would like to hear the rest of the story though. The husband has likely had his affairs as well. He has a high-powered banking career, and he felt guilt over late work nights after her brother’s death (since he was getting his dick wet elsewhere).


  7. Another submission: the “straight” men in this article bragging about dating a transsexual and finding nothing wrong with it because she’s hot:

    http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-culture/second-most-beautiful-girl-new-york

    If that’s a man, I’d sleep with that man.

    You’re being too uptight. Only pitching makes you really gay. Besides, if you’ve been with a good number of women, it’s likely that you’ve had a transsexual anyway (or at least lusted after one, if there are more that look like that out there).


  8. There’s a word for straight guys who knowingly sleep with trannies: gay.


  9. Sounds like she was always feminine and now she even has the appropriate parts. That’s a woman, not a tranny.

    You may not have the mental flexibility to deal with it, but she even says she tells people on the first date, so what do you care?

    Me, I have a simple rule: if I like what I see, I’ll fuck. And I’d definitely fuck that.


    • Yeah no rules, that helps everything. Here, I’ll break some rules, let me destroy your life, since I LIKE THE CONCEPT.

      /ura moron.


  10. jaakkeli,

    If you like what you see, you’d fuck? What if you saw a hot chick but she had AIDS or something? You have to take the whole package into consideration, literally. And formerly having a penis is something that should definitely be taken into consideration.


  11. are the vaginas of post-op trannies different from those of genetic women?


  12. Uh, how’d we get onto this topic?

    Salaam
    Mu


  13. are the vaginas of post-op trannies different from those of genetic women?

    I’d assume that appearance and functionality varies a lot depending on whether they went for that Dr. Meltzer in the article or some much cheaper doc in Bulgaria. In any case, they can’t have kids (no uterus) and they need auxiliary lubrication (although the one I’ve spoken to about this claimed that she just needed a bit of lube beforehand and the guy wouldn’t know – but then, with her, the guy would probably know anyway).

    Chuck, why? If that girl really passes as well as she does in that one photo (notice that she’s careful to not really show her hands? it looks set up to be as passable as possible), you wouldn’t even know it if she didn’t tell you.


  14. If that girl really passes as well as she does in that one photo (notice that she’s careful to not really show her hands? it looks set up to be as passable as possible), you wouldn’t even know it if she didn’t tell you.

    Wouldn’t she still smell like a man?


  15. Jaakkeli,
    I mean its impossible to know what we can’t know, right? Or something. If he-she has a reconstructed vagina, tits, female voice, and all the other female parts and she looks good, then banging the tranny w/o that knowledge is passable. If, on the other hand, you know he-she is a post-op tranny and you do the dirty dog anyway, then your Kinsey score goes up at least a couple of points. That’s all I’m saying.
    I think you may have mistyped when you said “pitching is truly gay;” I assume you meant catching makes you truly gay. I agree with you on this point. On the levels of gayness, from least gay to most gay: banging only true-blue chicks < banging trannies unknowingly < banging trannies knowingly < getting blown by dudes < sticking it to dudes < blowing dudes < getting stuck by dudes. This inequality is one of life’s absolutes.


  16. jaakkeli is european, no? It’s ok for europeans to act gay.


  17. Fellas, please…can’t we change the subject? *Mu getting nausous*

    Salaam
    Mu


  18. This is only beta if the boyfriend fell for the scheme: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/26/missing.baby.hoax/


  19. Here’s an old comment of mine in which I mentioned several good candidates:

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/11/28/why-a-cheating-woman-is-worse-than-a-cheating-man/#comment-38300


  20. I think you may have mistyped when you said “pitching is truly gay;” I assume you meant catching makes you truly gay.

    OOOPS, you’re right. I shouldn’t try the baseball lingo.


  21. PA: Wouldn’t she still smell like a man?

    That’s an interesting question. I’ll remember to smell the next transsexual I come across.

    I’m guessing that smell is at least part hormonal and that most transsexuals didn’t start off very masculine, so maybe not.

    Ah, I’ll continue a little:

    If, on the other hand, you know he-she is a post-op tranny and you do the dirty dog anyway, then your Kinsey score goes up at least a couple of points. That’s all I’m saying.

    Well who cares? It would probably bother me if she had some very obviously masculine features but other than that, what does it matter?

    Do you have any idea how many hot girls you’ll have to pass up if you’re worried that something you’re doing might be called gay? Eg. Mu there is into astrology. I knew a guy who was very much into astrology when I was a teen. We all called him a fag for it, but guess who was popular with the girls? Most of us would just sit in front of computers or drinking in the corner complaining that you’d have to do gay shit like talking and dancing to get any girls.


  22. Jaak,

    This is a question of degree of gayness. To someone who is ultra-hetero, dancing is gay. To someone who is of average heterosexuality (most men), knowingly banging a tranny is gay. Don’t they tuck the balls up into the makeshift vagina or something? If your dick makes contact with that, you’re irreparably and irrevocably gay.


  23. on December 27, 2008 at 4:54 pm | Reply t-is-for-tranny-

    http://www.tube8.com/shemale/hottest-shemale-on-the-planet-bianca-friere/80178/

    How could any man, gay or straight, NOT be attracted to her?


    • When did this place become full of gay men….I watched the video she has a fucking penis!! Yeah it’s pretty easy not to be attracted to something with a penis…at least for me. Maybe you shouldn’t be in the manosphere you should be out cruising for cock in west hollywood.


    • I changed my mind…whatever makes people happy…maybe I’m just a neanderthal


  24. To someone who is ultra-hetero, dancing is gay.

    No way. Look at the most macho, most hetero cultures on earth, and dancing by hetero men is not only the norm but encouraged. Back in the day, the founding fathers all were avid lovers of dancing. Andrew Jackson may be the most alpha president ever and he LOVED dance almost obsessively. Dancing is about embracing and being comfortable with your sexuality. In the West now straight men are so uncomfortable with their sexuality that the only men left who are still comfortable being overtly sexual in their body language are gay men. Dancing teaches men how to lead a woman, how to be used to putting your hands on her and directing her and be dominant. There’s a reason why being able to dance was considered a crucial part of a well-rounded gentleman’s education and finishing in the old days. After feminism really began to rule the day, we slowly started seeing men become uncomfortable with and guilty about their sexuality and dancing by straight men reached the sad state it’s at today. You look at men dancing like Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Sammy Davis, James Brown and can’t say they were acting gay. They were virile, hetero and dominating in their heyday and women loved them.


  25. T.:

    Back in the day, the founding fathers all were avid lovers of dancing. Andrew Jackson may be the most alpha president ever and he LOVED dance almost obsessively… You look at men dancing like Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Sammy Davis, James Brown and can’t say they were acting gay.

    Agreed, but none of the above styles of dancing are what the average man encounters when he is at a contemporary social event.


  26. Do you have any idea how many hot girls you’ll have to pass up if you’re worried that something you’re doing might be called gay? Eg. Mu there is into astrology. I knew a guy who was very much into astrology when I was a teen. We all called him a fag for it, but guess who was popular with the girls?

    mitä helvettiä, dude. let’s recap here:
    you just placed reading star charts in the same league as fucking a man in disguise.

    if you’re not joking, please go back to sweden. thx.

    That’s a woman, not a tranny.

    the presence or absence of a y chromosome is not negotiable.

    i mean, can i claim i’m black because i can run fast, have rhythm, and like rhyming wordplay and voluptuous women?

    T:
    right on, as usual.


  27. J5,
    Question: Queen Latifah-hit or no hit?

    T,
    Excellent points wrt dancing. My understanding has always been, that Women can and often will make assessments of a Man’s potential Woodhandling Skills on the basis of his moves, or lack thereof, on the dance floor. This being the case, one thing I’ll be focusing on a bit more in the coming year is dancing.

    Now, its important to get something clear here. Not all styles of dancing are for everyone, its a lot like everything else Game-oriented, you have to find what works best for you. But I do think its a good idea to at least have a reliable two-step at your disposal.

    Salaam
    Mu


  28. “In the West now straight men are so uncomfortable with their sexuality that the only men left who are still comfortable being overtly sexual in their body language are gay men.”

    T: My point exactly. If you are hanging out with your boys are you going to be watching football or “Dancing With the Stars?” I agree that dancing as an artform and as a form of seduction are lost on Western culture, but that doesn’t erase the fact that in this country, if you dance too much, and are male, you’re going to be called gay. Doesn’t mean you are, just that you’ll be accused of it.
    In Andrew Jackson’s time and throughout the history of other cultures dancing was viewed as a more masculine endeavor.


  29. Question: Queen Latifah – hit or no hit?

    as remarked here, i’m down.
    i’d limit myself to the smaller avatars of her, though.

    i do love me a nice solid woman. as one of the other posters here has said, there’s nothing more humbling than fucking a woman as hard as you can and still having her goad you on to hit it harder.

    however, the heather carolin physique has its upsides, too. there are all kinds of creative positions in which you can tap that, which won’t work for thicker girls.

    i like ‘em best somewhere in the middle. thick enough to hit it without breaking it, but still supple.


  30. Ashanti- hit or no hit?


  31. Ashanti- hit or no hit?

    who, me? mu?

    when she looks like this, with or without the wardrobe malfunction, yes in a hot second.

    the way she looks on the front of “the declaration”? nope, too try-hard. she looks like a china doll.

    but hot damn, do i love the look, texture, and smell of black women.


  32. My point exactly. If you are hanging out with your boys are you going to be watching football or “Dancing With the Stars?” I agree that dancing as an artform and as a form of seduction are lost on Western culture, but that doesn’t erase the fact that in this country, if you dance too much, and are male, you’re going to be called gay. Doesn’t mean you are, just that you’ll be accused of it.

    Chuck, now you are changing the context of your original statement. Your original statement was that ubermasculine heteros view dance as gay, period. Now you’re changing it to watching ballroom dancing in a room full of men. Two very different scenarios.

    Yes, watching partner dancing in a group of guys is somewhat gay, but ANYTHING overtly sexual and intimate is going to seem gay when done by people of a single gender. For example, a guy whipping out his cock is not inherently gay. A guy whipping out his cock fearlessly in front of a hot chick without fear of rejection is a pretty badass hetero move when it works. A guy doing the exact same thing in a roomful of guys? Gay. Using the “room full of guys” context, you can make any bold sexual statement now seem gay. Changing the context to “a roomful of guys” changes your original premise.

    Sports and dancing have different uses in the development of a man. Sports and military service teach a man how to relate and work with and compete against other men. Dancing teaches a man how to convey his sexuality to and dominate and lead women. A well rounded man was expected to be well-versed in all of these things.

    In Andrew Jackson’s time and throughout the history of other cultures dancing was viewed as a more masculine endeavor.

    yes, because in Andrew Jackson’s day men in the west were not afraid of their women, were not buying into radical feminism and were unapologetic about wanting to lead an interaction with a woman and having a male, dominating sexual swagger. That’s my whole point. In cultures where men are masculine and comfortable dealing with women and being in charge, dancing is a masculine endeavor. In a society where straight men only feel like they have their intellect to offer and are afraid of physically leading a woman or openly advertising their sexual prowess, they won’t dance. In western society only gay men are openly embracing their own sexuality and are unintimidated by women, so they are the only ones in the west dancing. This creates the current attitude of associating gayness with dancing among western men.

    Take Americans for example. Which American people are most likely to be unapologetic about being macho and dominant over their women? Proles, rednecks, black guys and various immigrant groups. And those are also the cultures most likely to emphasize dance as well. Look at some rednecks for example, they can line dance for hours on end without a hint of irony.


  33. “Chuck, now you are changing the context of your original statement. Your original statement was that ubermasculine heteros view dance as gay, period. Now you’re changing it to watching ballroom dancing in a room full of men.”

    T:
    I guess if you want to split hairs we can. Watching ballroom dancing with your boys is more gay than watching football, in the context of the meaning of the word gay here. This is just a discussion about the fluid scale of heterosexuality.

    The discussion pertains to what is perceived as gay. This is a subjective perception on the part of your social group. My point to Jaak is that knowingly banging a tranny is much more gay than having “normal” sex with a woman. He says that if we were worried about engaging in things that are perceived as gay then we wouldn’t dance or talk to women because those are perceived as gay by other guys.

    I think you misconstrued my initial point. The point is that those who come off as ultra-masculine (the tough guy with his arms crossed standing against the wall in the club) is going to perceive dancing as gay. Dancing is by no means gay. The majority of men would think that banging a tranny is gay. Guys like Jaak, who fall into the right tail on this subject, believe that its ok to stick it to a tranny.


  34. Back on Topic Jay Mohr is Beta of the Year:

    http://dlisted.com/node/29929

    He’s marrying Nikki Cox (what the hell happened to her lips) AFTER she was married (and divorced) from Bobcat Goldthwait. But wait, there’s more … he’s taking her last name!

    But it’s not Mohr Cox, instead it’s Cox Mohr.

    Jay Mohr. Loved him in “Action.” He’s now totally beta.

    Jeez.


  35. Ashanti- hit or no hit?

    who, me? mu?

    Any and everyone

    johnny five, please explain “the texture”


  36. Ashanti- hit or no hit?

    Just like Biggie, I have dreams of fucking an R&B bitch.


  37. hit or miss

    Jen Brill
    Jody Watley
    Stephanie Seymour
    Stella Tenant
    Maggie Rizer
    Yasmin Warsame
    Seesilee Lopez
    Ivanka Trump
    Channel Iman
    Jourdan Dunn
    Jordan Richardson


  38. hit or quit
    lara stone
    bee schafer
    Former Miss Universe Wendy Fitzwilliam
    Former Miss Universe Mpule Kwelagobe
    Former Miss World Agbani Darego
    Former Miss Universe Oxana Fedorova


  39. Jen Brill – Butterface
    Jody Watley – Too old for me
    Stephanie Seymour – Gorgeous
    Stella Tenant – Flatchested and not pretty enough to make up for it.
    Maggie Rizer – A cutie
    Yasmin Warsame – Pretty, but a little too skinny
    Seesilee Lopez – Manly face
    Ivanka Trump – Hot
    Channel Iman – Very beautiful. Black-Asians are underrated.
    Jourdan Dunn – Weird face
    Jordan Richardson – Very pretty


  40. Sorry, I’ve been throwing this comments section way off-topic. I’m going to lay off any topic not specifically related to beta submissions.

    Next submission, Guy Ritchie:
    Before it became public, A-Rod donates $500,000 to Madonna’s favorite charity, causing tabloids to speculate:

    http://megacelebritysite.blogspot.com/2008/08/guy-richie-celebrity-cuckold.html

    And, getting publicly smacked down and shit tested by his wife at a press conference for HIS movie:

    Next submission:

    A-Rod, for publicly wifing up a 50-year old promiscuous attention whore that refuses to grow old gracefully.


  41. @sparks
    jenn brill-butterface … really?
    Ivanka Trump – Hot
    I2I on Ivanka. She has the body of a real woman.


  42. @Sparks- if you think Channel is something you should see her mom. One of the prettiest women ever.


  43. Perhaps butterface is a little harsh, but I’ll frequently see more attractive women while walking downtown.


  44. http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/12/23/single.men.parenting/index.html

    I’m debating with myself over whether a straight single male is being beta by getting a surrogate to have his child. They are pretty much admitting they never will win over a woman, but they are able to avoid the common pitfalls fathers face that are so frequently discussed on this blog. (Raising a child that actually isn’t his, paying child support for a kid he can only see every other weekend, etc.)


  45. Pierce Brosnan, for sullying the name of James Bond: http://www.beforeandaftermarriage.com/celebrity/fat-keely-shaye-smith


  46. *sigh*

    T, don’t you see the contradiction on how you demanded greater shaming for gayness and started talking about how fear of shaming for gayness has ruined dancing for so many guys?

    johnny five, Swedishness became synonymous with gayness since Swedishness was synonymous with urbanness. Rednecks grow up with strict gender roles because the difference in ablities rules their social world. There are female computer programmers, female truck drivers, female mechanics… but there aren’t any female lumberjacks. It’s just too much for women.

    Urban people don’t have it fixed, so they all have a bit of gender confusion. Rednecks don’t have that. When you cut down trees, you can wear high heels and you’ll still be less gay than any city boy. In my home town, us true redneck kids were the most likely to try to learn dancing as a teen, since we had the easiest time ignoring accusations of gayness (and much fun accusing the more fearful, like Swedes).


  47. Didn’t Line Dancing originate in the oil drilling camps of Texas so all male crews could enjoy the activity without the overt homo aspect of laying hands on other blokes?

    Here, Australian horizontal folk dancing is a big alpha male favourite..


  48. T, don’t you see the contradiction on how you demanded greater shaming for gayness and started talking about how fear of shaming for gayness has ruined dancing for so many guys?

    I think shaming someone for sleeping with someone with the same chromosomes is different than shaming someone just for learning to dance, but I guess we’ll have to just agree to disagree on this point.

    T, don’t you see the contradiction on how you demanded greater shaming for gayness and started talking about how fear of shaming for gayness has ruined dancing for so many guys?

    This a good point, some good food for thought.


  49. Can we vote for fictional characters? I’ve just started watching “How I met your Mother” on dvd, and the main character, Ted, is a huge pussy! It is infuriating to watch his interactions with women.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Mosby


  50. The protagonist from Slumdog Millionare (warning: spoilers below). Pure beta; the movie is best understood as pure beta fantasy (hence it is doing well commercially and may get an oscar nomination). The gawky lead gets dominated by every person he interacts with, including his alpha gangster brother (who takes the virginity of the beta’s great one-itis love), but he perseveres as a nice guy and winds up winning 20 million rupees on a gameshow, leading his brother to repent, his great love to find him, and all of India adoring him. The movie wants to comment on mob violence, police corruption, and poverty, but the championing of the beta is the main theme. Naturally, the movie ends with the protagonist kissing (his first sexual contact) the love of his life, the reward for his keeping his nice guy attitude in the teeth of an alpha-dominated third world. A nice fairy tale.


  51. Even though I agree with the fictional examples given, in this era of Apatow and Kevin Smith movies, if we allow fictional protagonists we’ll soon be swamped with too many options. There’s a new beta-glorification movie coming out every other week nowadays.


  52. Fictional Beta: Alan Harper on the show “Two and a Half Men.” He’s a foil to his Alpha brother, played by Charlie Sheen.


  53. if we allow fictional protagonists we’ll soon be swamped with too many options.

    I just saw that and I agree. But here is one more fictional Beta: Wall-E.

    I wonder if the ubiquity of beta-gets-the-girl movies — this goes back at least to the 1980s — is “nefarious” in its intent because it’s giving bad advice to boys, or if it’s “laudable” in trying to steer girls toward liking beta guys.


  54. I wonder if the ubiquity of beta-gets-the-girl movies — this goes back at least to the 1980s — is “nefarious” in its intent because it’s giving bad advice to boys, or if it’s “laudable” in trying to steer girls toward liking beta guys.

    For guys like Apatow, I’d say it’s more like being given a 50 million dollar budget to construct their vision of a perfect world.


  55. I wonder if the ubiquity of beta-gets-the-girl movies — this goes back at least to the 1980s — is “nefarious” in its intent because it’s giving bad advice to boys, or if it’s “laudable” in trying to steer girls toward liking beta guys.

    that’s a good question.

    here’s a good answer:
    it’s nefarious, because the boys make the moves.

    likelihood that the boys’ active “moves” will be affected by media bombardment: very high.

    likelihood that the girls’ unconscious attraction buttons will be affected by media bombardment: zero.
    in fact, this should be a negative number. the more play that these betas get in hollywood, the MORE women will yearn for the alpha “rebel” that breaks the stereotype.


  56. Former Miss Universe Oxana Fedorova
    One of the best looking women ever.


  57. On the bright side… to counterbalance the current media storm we have stuff like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39swJuBFo from The Boondocks…


  58. on December 28, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    I’m going to throw a curveball here and nominate the Detroit Lions as a cumulative Beta of the Month. They are truly the trademark whipping boys in the NFL world of alpha-dominance. I could narrow my vote to the head coach Rod Marinelli, who was left speechless last weekend by an awkwardly phrased question regarding his daughter potentially marrying a better defensive coordinator. (You see, he hired his son-in-law to spearhead this year’s worst defense). Here’s the link for your amusement:

    http://lions.fandome.com/video/107790/Rod-Winless-Marinelli-gets-quizzed-on-his-son-in-law-by-Rob-Parker/

    The mainstream media backlash against the reporter testifies to Marinelli’s position in the beta paradigm. One may argue that any NFL franchise is too alpha by inference to be beta at all, but the Lions are statistical outliers as the first 0-16 team in league history.


  59. I think this is the best one, whoever wrote this must be a good candidate of BOTY. Yes, that’s you Roissy :) :

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/beta-of-the-year-contest-submissions/


  60. CC:

    The Detroit Lions are omega, not beta. If you want beta, go no further than the Dallas Cowboys. Their coach and GM (Wade Phillips and Jerry Jones) aren’t even leaders of children much less leaders of men. They have a hallmark of the beta: they shot their load too early. The difference b/w them and the Lions, and thus beta and omega is that at least the Cowboys had a shot. They just couldn’t come through in the clutch. Another beta trait. The Cowboys are the guy in the club, clutching his drink, shaking his head, looking at the big boys dance with the hot chicks. The Cowboys (my team btw) are beta from top down. Wade Phillips (son of Bum Phillips) has a doughbaby face and a weak chin. He garners no respect from his players. Although Romo is banging a hot chick, she has taken the limelight way too many times if we are considering him for alphadom.

    Although Tom Brady has had women in his life in the spotlight (for spreading his seed with them), I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Giselle Bundchen detracting from Brady’s playing performance. If that shit got out of line, Brady would call up his second string or else Bill Belichick would. I think I have blog fodder.


  61. Chuck — good points but let’s take it further.

    Guys like Peyton Manning or Eli Manning have carefully cultivated public personas that avoid arrogance and one-up-manship and obnoxiousness. A true “Alpha” for both women AND men must get women aroused by social and physical dominance and get men to applaud by NOT AROUSING MALE JEALOUSY. Back in hunter-gatherer days this got unwise Alphas a spear in the back and even in Caesar’s day created an “unfortunate” outcome.

    Tom Brady’s commercials fell off the planet, because he aroused male jealousy and dislike by appearing both arrogant and entitled, with his actress and supermodel women. The Mannings both married hot women but you never see them. Instead they play the “dumb but canny” funny jock that Terry Bradshaw popularized.

    Yep the Cowboys are totally beta, with Romo copying the look of Brady with that dumb cap. Wade Phillips is a joke, and Jerry Jones can’t even garner up Deion’s respect anymore.

    But a weirder one is Herm Edwards. If you have seen him in Training Camp on NFL Network, that guy is pure Alpha, and driven. He works hard and is in great shape. He takes no BS. Yet his team is about one step away from Detroit territory.
    —————–
    I agree that the Beta gets the girl stuff is stupid, particularly when the girl has already banged the Alpha and is therefore not particularly worthwhile having. But the Alpha gets the girl is just going to appeal to women and gays and not make any money.

    Stories are supposed to tell boys and young men how to become the “proper” man and the old paradigm of restraint, self-control, compassion, self-sacrifice, physical and emotional bravery, and decency no longer work, but actively REPEL women who DISLIKE most of these characteristics and HATE them in combination with each other (particularly bravery matched with compassion and self-control).

    What these current crop of Apatow and Smith movies, are likely to do, is create a BIGGER crop of AFC who will end up expressing HUGE bitterness to women when he finds out that following the “rules” of the movies gets him nothing.


  62. on December 30, 2008 at 1:47 am | Reply Cannon's Canon

    Chuck/whiskey,

    The football analogies to alphas and betas are going to get out of wack pretty quickly here. The NFL is full of cap-enforced parity that is reinforced by the worst team getting the best draft position. The league is geared to have every team go 8-8 and give fans their “any given sunday” faith. The cap prevents a monopoly of talent, so the traditionally successful franchises have built themselves up on talent evaluation, game preparation, and gameplan execution. Out of 32 teams, 12 make the playoffs; the next 4 “underachieved,” and the bottom sixteen were inferior. Those teams get a token pat on the ass with the higher draft picks.

    Nature’s alphas make up only 20% of the male populations, the rest being betas. Omegas, on this blog, were created as a tag for the true freaks of nature – outliers several standard deviations below the norm. Alphas are not vastly superior freaks of nature; they are just the cream of the crop that girls want to have their sex with.

    In the NFL world, the Lions are the historical omegas of the league. They would be the least desirable sum of characteristics and a comfort for betas to indulge themselves in by comparison. However, in real world, blog comment terms, NFL players have a very high alpha mean. Women want to have sex with them for their money, fame, and athleticism REGARDLESS of their game, which would be tightened by the huge confidence boost those inherent traits provide them. Men admire NFL players without poignant jealousy, since their physical prowess is so unique and well-honed as to be beyond reach.

    Now, I’ve established that women want to have sex with NFL players as some sort of norm. Roissy has reminded us that simply being “leaders of men” does not conclude alpha status. We may remember the mailbag story of the rich, handsome entrepeneur who was such a doofus that his ho-hum drinking buddy hated going to the bar with him. The mean beta admires the alpha and is flattered to keep his company. That man was no alpha.

    The Cowboys just finished 9-7, “underachieved” in football terms, and still would have tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of fanboys lining up to drink a beer with them – an equal number of women wanting to bed them at their whim. Even average or shitty teams command this type of following. You can amuse yourself with this link as my factual evidence: http://deadspin.com/sports/will-demps-is-sensitive/if-only-the-large-breasted-hot-women-would-leave-athletes-alone-290158.php

    Romo and T.O. are the alpha equivalents of peacocking PUAs with feather boas in Vegas. Sure, they piss you off with their bravado and posturing, but they are still alpha by way of their notch count. Brady developed into more of a “models and bottles”-style metropolitan playboy alpha, but your jealousy does not dilute his status as a man with whom women want to have sex with. And honestly, as a football fan, are you really walking away from a chance moment to break bread with your team’s players because they lost 2.5 more games this season than Vegas predicted?

    Here is where the distinction is made. The Lions have reached a point of lowliness that men, against all odds, no longer want to be like them. They may have wealth, attractiveness, and fame, but no one in their city will be floating any drinks down their way this winter. Sure, they’ll still get some degree of unflinching pussy because of their go-to traits, but the vital difference is that they no longer command the respect of beta males. I would not want a Detroit Lion winging for me at the bar. When since prohibition has this statement made no sense? Lions carry a stigma of undesirability that is trademark in betas. This incredible phenomenon within the pro football populace earns them my BOTM nomination.


  63. CC / Whiskey:

    All good points. I love this discussion.

    NFL players, coaches, and owners are all alpha compared to the rest of us. We have to put them all on a similar scale.

    We have to equate wins in the league as measure of alphaness. Wins are analogous to pussy in the real world. The best way to gear your team up to win is to have a strong leader, a leader of men, in a position of power. Usually this is a strong coach, quarterback, or defensive core. Wade Phillips, who actually may be the only true beta in the NFL on absolute terms, is the coach of a beta team. They win, but not enough to put them in the upper eschelon (top 17%) of teams. Odd that playoff contenders make up close to 20% of the league any given year. Those teams that are at the top, year in and year out, are the most alpha. Those also-rans are dispersed between greater and lesser betas.

    Also, to me, alpha in the real world is relative in a lot of ways. While pussy-getting may not be a zero-sum game, at some point guys are going to move in on another’s turf. The battle for pussy that ensues sorts out the alphas from the rest. If you run with a crowd of alphas, your social position is determined by how you compare to the other alphas in your crew. If I run with a bunch of Dungeons and Dragons nerds and get laid twice a year, I’ll be alpha compared to my DD-playing friends but nothing compared to a group of high-powered pussy mongers. As with football, Tony Romo may be alpha amongst a group of lesser men, but he’s nothing compared to the set he runs in.

    Regarding Herm Edwards; his GM was incompetent and he isn’t the smartest coach in the world. It’s like the guys that Roissy cites that are alpha in their core but don’t know how to work it to their advantage.

    I still regard Tom Brady as king of the hill in pussy-getting and football winning. I think he could get more chicks than any other player in the league. I think his persona the past few years is the perfect mix of edginess and aloofness that Roissy points out as being top-shelf alpha. I think men would follow him and women would want to date him. To me that’s the mark of the penultimate alpha.


  64. This blog strikes me as pretty beta, but then again he has a ton of female fans so maybe it works for him:

    http://startingoverat24.blogspot.com/


  65. on December 30, 2008 at 2:45 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    Chuck,

    I feel like you are steering the conversation thread toward your Monday morning quarterbacking for the topic du jour Cowboys. First of all, your math is off: 6 of 16 teams make the playoffs per conference, which is 37.5%, too robust for alpha delineation. Secondly, calling the Cowboys and their coach ‘beta’ is out of left field. If they had won just ONE SINGLE extra game this season, they’d have made the playoffs – two more wins and their fans could surely have no gripes about the team or coach.

    As I said, the alpha/beta paradigm does not apply to pro sports. Every game’s losing team would be labeled beta that particular week. Alpha designations would be spread out to a majority of players because of their success banging women.

    The Cowboys might be a beta team this week or even this month, but in terms of regular guys, as you said yourself, they are all extremely alpha. The reason I can nominate the Lions in good conscience is that they are no longer alpha by designation. They have been NFL beta for so long that they have finally reached Regular beta level. Against incredible odds, the Lions have pissed away their de facto alpha credibility. It is the event of a lifetime, which is why it garners consideration despite bending the threshold of conformity.

    The BOTM awards this year will predictably go to either antagonizing greater betas who offend us with their blatant shortcomings or bottom-scraping lesser betas who foster our contempt with their disgusting mantras.


  66. CC,

    I’m not really Monday morning quarterbacking; I knew the Cowboys were going to get stomped that game, and they are my team. All I had to do was look at the fact that they have a weak coach and a weak quarterback. The two key leadership spots are occupied by these types of guys so it’s no surprise that they are left on the outside staring in.

    I can easily visualize Wade Phillips and Tony Romo as the guy in the club watching all the big men dance with the hot chicks. Romo and company aren’t complete losers like the Lions though. They, like beta men, at least gave it a shot. They made an attempt, but because they lack tight game, they came up short.

    And you say: “If they had won just ONE SINGLE extra game this season, they’d have made the playoffs”

    True……but they didn’t.

    If I would have just made the right move at the bar or the coffeeshop, I would have got the girl. But I didn’t. Sometimes just one little tweak can change everything. Who is alpha and who is beta is determined by the results of your actions, not by the hypotheticals and what-ifs. I could rationalize that IF I wasn’t afflicted with micropenis and IF I didn’t have halitosis girls would be smearing their vaginas on my face, but that’s not the case.


  67. on December 31, 2008 at 2:28 am | Reply Cannon's Canon

    Chuck,

    This is true, but even Roissy doesn’t claim to bat 1000. The Cowboys won more games than they didn’t this year, and that’s sort of a norm for them, moreso than plenty of other teams.

    If a guy banged nine chicks (or any particular number) this fall, is ‘just one more’ really an alpha distinction? It’s tough to qualify with quantitative stats, which is why I think you can’t use football statistics purely to identify football betas. The Lions qualify as betas with qualitative (and quantitative) disgrace.

    Btw, I was about to blast your Brady pick for penultimate alpha with some incorrect tallies before I thankfully did a quick google search. Apparently, he banged out a handful of pretty hot, semi-famous broads after he got famous himself, although it’s not a masterful public tally just yet by any stretch. I saw Brady’s girlfriend his senior year at Michigan, apparently his high school sweetheart. She wasn’t a dud, but I could honestly say I’d had better. I suspect that plenty of his highlight-reel scores came as a product of his superlative NFL resume (implying wealth, athleticism, and fame). Brady has long been his team’s captain, validating your ‘leader of men’ vision, but we should be careful to distinguish the incumbent on-field leadership of any quarterback to the off-field leadership of an alpha (if we are going to use that characteristic as an indicator). Brady’s string of consecutive long-term relationships and modest number of publicly identified notches points more toward the upper end of Roissy’s ‘lesser alpha’ designation. I realize that we must control for his unknown tallies, but I do offer my own prediction based on no presentable evidence: Brady pulls tail in the bottom 50th percentile at a Pro Bowl. He’s an all-time great, no doubt, but no way is he running game like other NFL alphas.

    For the record, I consider some of the ‘penultimate’ alphas of my lifetime to be Jordan, Jeter, Tyson, De Niro, Michael Douglas, Mark Wahlberg, Scott Baio, and a late run at greatness by David Duchovny. Charles Haley also cannot be denied. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

    Also Peter North, checkered past and all. Schwarzenegger could top the list, although his recent ‘green’ kick suggests he’s been neutered. Ron Jeremy since I’m mentioning porn stars, and Wilt the Stilt, although the publicity of his ludicrous total seems beta. We can calculate gradual tells, after all. I’m sure I’ve omitted some by accident, especially rock stars, but I hate their brand of peacocking. They wouldn’t score at a Pro Bowl party IMO either.


  68. Considering their offensive talent, the Cowboys were a team whose whole was less than the sum its part. It’s like a guy who has the face of Tom Cruise, a 6’2 built, six-pack abs but has crippling approach anxiety and low self esteem. Like the Cowboys, the things he has going for him are enough to give him slightly better than average results. With the right coaching however, Dallas and this hypothetical male would be unstoppable.

    Oh, and add Warren Beatty to your list.


  69. Paul McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills was settled for $48.6 million.

    I posted my reasons elsewhere, but any guy who loses the most money over divorce has to be the biggest beta of the year.

    Fictionally in the show “Nip/tuck” Shows the friendship between Beta and Alpha… and how their lifestyles differ.

    Sean McNamara “Textbook: Beta / Family man”

    Christian Troy “Superior Alpha / Player”


  70. here’s my nomination for beta of the month:

    John Byrne, husband to Tilda Swinton, father of their twins. she apparently decided he’s not enough man for her and he has agreed to an arrangement where she gets to travel with and f*ck her pool boy/boy toy whenever she’s away from home while, and I’m quoting from wikipedia here, “continuing her live-in relationship with Byrne platonically.”

    that last word really says it all – beta fool stays at home and takes care of the kids while his wife works/travels and f*cks her artist boy toy. and, when she’s home, he doesn’t even get to have sex with her.

    according to tilda: “It’s the way we have been for nearly four years. I’m very fortunate. It takes some extraordinary men to make a situation like that work”

    ugh. this is one of the most disgusting things i’ve heard about in a long time.

    here’s more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilda_Swinton

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Byrne_(Scottish_artist)


  71. oh, and please stop discussing fictional characters. it’s a chore to wade through all the comments on this blog as it is, and those posts will endlessly and needlessly mire up this thread.


  72. The Spitz guy should be disqualified, as should anyone high-profile.

    What you guys need to take into consideration is that the chances of him having engineered that response is about nil. In reality, he probably paid a high-end crisis management company at least a near seven figure dollar amount to analyze the situation, and organize a PR response that would minimize his exposure and subsequent personal damages. Before anyone daft responds about how “beta” that is, take into consideration that, for someone with a hell of a lot more to lose than a million dollars or so, that’s a perfectly fine value proposition.

    With people like that, there is so much going on behind the scenes that it’s ridiculous to form an opinion based off of news article.

    Signed,

    Someone Who Does CM For A Living


  73. Dirty Blonde, there has to be an above 30% chance of those children not being his.

    OTOH, the dude is Comic Book Guy. So being cuckolded by a, admittedly ugly, famous actress seems like doing ok compared to where he started out.

    +1 on the stfu about fictional characters.

    The sports stuff just looks weird.


  74. Anonymous, sometimes you just have to shoot somebody in the face to avoid betahood.


  75. OTOH, the dude is Comic Book Guy. So being cuckolded by a, admittedly ugly, famous actress seems like doing ok compared to where he started out.

    The John Byrne she’s married to is the not-very-famous Scottish painter, not the famous American comic book writer John Byrne.

    NB: Ms. Swinton’s boyfriend/manwhore just turned 30.


  76. Javier Bardem’s character in Vicky Christina Barcelona is the very picture of alpha.


  77. on January 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm | Reply Book of Dooderonomy

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/04/fashion/weddings/04VOWS.html?ref=weddings

    David Deckelbaum, 28, recently married a stuck up cunt bitch. He is a true beta.


  78. on January 4, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Reply Book of Dooderonomy

    There are so many “WTF” quotes in the story, its tough to compile them all:

    “When it came to dating, her taste ran more to bad boys with nice cars. Yet he was the one she turned to whenever she was upset. “He was always the person who calmed me,” she said. “He was there when other boys broke my heart.” He was also there when she was hospitalized with Crohn’s disease their sophomore year and the medication she took made her overweight and depressed. He tried to convince her that they belonged together, but she resisted.”

    “I felt David was the right person for me, but I didn’t feel ready to be with him,” said Ms. Lichtman, who was not sure what she wanted.”

    “The bride is the oldest of six children. Her sisters, (from left to right) Leeshy, Erica, and Lori, toasted the couple and welcomed Mr. Deckelbaum to their family. Erica said, “I always thought they should get married. Even when she had other boyfriends.”


  79. Whoever it is, he should be someone famous, though. That’s when the truth is unmasked — it’s like when two people win the lottery, that’s a real test of who knows how to manage money.

    If he’s rich, famous, and not hideously ugly, a celebrity could find some cute college chick to date. Taking in a used up old lady and wanting to take her name is pathetic.


  80. The guy who posed for this ad and any male who was involved in the production and approval of it:

    http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/absolut_vodka_pregnant?size=_original


  81. on January 7, 2009 at 9:38 am | Reply Patrick Bateman

    $100 says this guy’s wife regularly plays “Who’s in my mouth?” at the local bar when hubby is out of town.

    http://mywiferules.blogspot.com/


    • LOL if you look at the link you posted, the guy that writes “mywiferules” has changed it to “I feel sorry for you”. What a pussy. He actually diverted his mywiferules to now go to “I feel sorry for you”. He has to get the award. I actually scimmed through one of his posts and im positive he is getting cuckolded by some of his friends he takes on skiing trips with.


  82. on January 8, 2009 at 2:10 am | Reply RF Interference

    Now, obviously, all these women are at present out of my league (even though I had to google images of most), but for the sake of fun:

    Jen Brill – Yes, but she’d have to hit on me.
    Jody Watley – Can I get an 80s version sans 80s hair?
    Stephanie Seymour – I’m not touching anything Axel Rose was inside.
    Stella Tenant – No.
    Maggie Rizer – Not the right kind of ginger. I’d hit Julianne Moore before Rizer.
    Yasmin Warsame – No.
    Seesilee Lopez – Too masculine of a face.
    Ivanka Trump – Yes. But I’d feel dirty afterwards.
    Channel Iman – Yes.
    Jourdan Dunn – If drunk.
    Jordan Richardson – Yes.
    Lara Stone – And I thought Seesilee Lopez had masculine facial features. Stone could pass for Rutger Hauer circa Blade Runner. “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…
    Bee Schafer – Very girl next door. Epic get.
    Wendy Fitzwilliam – Sure, I guess.
    Mpule Kwelagobe – Eh.
    Agbani Darego – Yes.
    Oxana Fedorova – Yes.


  83. Guy donates a kidney to his wife to save her life and she thanks him by cheating on him, divorcing him, and taking custody of the kids:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/01/07/2009-01-07_long_island_doctor_richard_batista_to_es.html


  84. I nominate my uncle.

    He married a fire-breathing 70s-era feminist (quite hot, actually) who treats him like a household appliance. He actually made a joke about that once in my presence “She thinks of me like this frying pan [hefts a frying pan].” She shot him an admonishing look and said “David!!”

    He’s the main bread-winner, she works part time in special education making chickenfeed and gets summers off. When he comes home from a hard day’s work [including in the summer], he must often cook meals and clean up, cuz feminist doctrine requires the male appliance unit to do at least 50% of housework.

    She’s 3rd generation Italian-American, he’s standard-issue WASP. She kept her last name. Their kids have super-ethnic Italian first names (Lucia, Isabella). The kicker is that all 3 kids have HER last name, not his.

    My uncle is a stereotypical thankful beta. He’s in his 50s now, and I think he’s woken up to the fact that he got a raw deal. He has no one to blame but himself.

    It’s provided me with a textbook case of what NOT to do.

    Azuzuru


    • That’s not a feminist, that’s a lazy child. She must think feminism means victimization and special privileges.

      This woman is a good reason to evaluate prospects besides attractiveness when marrying a woman, or risk losing half your property and money in child-support payments.

      Alternately, you could make her sign a prenup and knock her up, after which her looks will quickly fade and you will divorce her, losing nothing.

      But that’s called not taking responsibility for your actions. *shrugs*


  85. Oh yeah, forgot one other thing. After 2 kids she wanted another one and he didn’t. So she went off the pill without telling him and became “accidentally” pregnant. It’s clear she thinks of the guy is a for sperm and cash delivery vehicle.

    At least I don’t think she cheats on him. She has what she wants.


  86. Think for yourself.
    What does it matter what anyone else thinks. If its good for you go with it. Since when do we need the approval of others.


  87. on January 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Reply ironrailsironweights

    I nominate Scott McCallum. His schoolteacher wife allegedly had a more than year-long “relationship” with a student, starting when the boy was only 13. According to some reports the two played hide-the-salami over 300 times. Some of these encounters took place in the living room while hubby slept upstairs.

    When the wife/skank appeared in court, she walked hand-in-hand with Betaboy Scott.

    Peter


  88. I nominate Scott McCallum. His schoolteacher wife allegedly had a more than year-long “relationship” with a student, starting when the boy was only 13. According to some reports the two played hide-the-salami over 300 times. Some of these encounters took place in the living room while hubby slept upstairs.

    When the wife/skank appeared in court, she walked hand-in-hand with Betaboy Scott.

    The first such case of adult female teacher + pubescent student that hit national news was Mary Kay Letourneau, a pretty schoolteacher who in the late 90s had an affair with a 13 y.o. or so boy whose name sounded Samoan or Hawaiian.

    Her husband reacted like a normal guy, unlike the guy in Peter’s example. He promptly divorced her, and moved with their three kids to Alaska. He seemed pretty difnified through the whole thing. No media-whoring, no hand-holding, none of that “supportive” crap, as far as I know.


  89. http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1144341&srvc=home&position=1

    The husband of this woman:

    A married South Shore teacher was living a disturbed double life for nearly two years, police said, allegedly seducing a 13-year-old boy, plying him with booze and having sex with him on kitchen floors and couches, sometimes right under the nose of her husband.


  90. BOTY Nominee: Tim Kenealy

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/20080641318633

    ‘I’ll Stand By Wife Who Tried To Kill Me’

    …Mr Kenealy said he was determined to stand by her, and said the plot to kill him must have been prompted by some sort of mental illness.

    He added that he blamed himself for “taking my eye off the ball” in their relationship and that both of them had suffered from depression in the past…


  91. oh damn, i posted the Scott McCallum link on the wrong page. fuck!


  92. ok here’s a new guy, who’s married so I’d think that he’s lesser beta? Anyway, he has been told that he’s too fat to adopt kids.

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090112/world/britain_adoption_health_1


  93. How about this one..there is a man who’s wife served on a jury and fell in love with the killer on trial. She wrote him steamy love letters, cried when they sentenced him, and now plans on making frequent prison visits to see this murderer she fell in love with. The crazy thing is that her husband is so beta that he is putting up with this, they are still married!

    http://www.lvrj.com/news/37812869.html


  94. Remember that many men who would otherwise not be Betas are forced into Beta slavery because the wife has the power of the state behind her. The divorce laws that are so in her favor can be hung over his head like a sword of Damocles.


  95. http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/01/23/lw.opposite.sex.friends/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

    “Should your wife have guy-friends?”

    Exerpt:

    “”I’ll be crying my eyes out and will say, ‘I’m fat and ugly, and I don’t have a boyfriend,'” she says. “Then Eric will come over and tell me I’m pretty, and we’ll watch ‘300.’ It’s like having all the benefits of a really great husband — without having to do the laundry.”

    “I was looking for early teen action, and she snubbed me,” he says. “So we became friends — for 35 years.”


  96. Still f*ed, but the link works.


  97. It both highlights and mitigates his betatude. It’s a product of being a beta (betas are bitter), but at least it shows some balls.


  98. I nominate this Swede (Viking game continues its long decline):

    “The 39-year-old man cooked dinner and showered the woman with presents.

    ‘But she didn’t like them and ripped them up with a scissors. She was also critical of the food, and when he stood up to throw the food away she approached him from behind and stabbed him in the back with a knife.'”


  99. Forgot the link to the article:

    http://www.thelocal.se/17142/20090125/


  100. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  101. Aight I’ve got the guy right here. Male rape. Well, he could be alpha cause she wanted to fuck him…

    http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/jan/29/longmont-woman-accused-raping-male-friend/


  102. In perousing all of those BOTY stories, what strikes me as amazing is that proper Game would have saved all of those guys from their humiliations, court-rape, etc. None of those things would have happened if they:

    1) screened out women with ulterior motives or personality red flags. Game teaches how to do this.

    2) married a woman who loves him rather than settles for him. You don’t need to be a top 10% genetic/wealth/fame specimen to get a girl to love you. All you need is Game.

    3) Kept her in love with him. Game does a marriage good.

    What most of those BOTY schmucks did was marry immoral women who were settling for these guys and further aggrevated the situation by acting like betas every day of their marriage.

    A caveat: with some BOTYs, you can’t rule out masochistic elements in those guys’ personalities, in which case they were not so much “victims” of their wives as willing players in a situation that finally blew up in their face.


  103. How does this rate?

    Police say a cab driver who tried to take a purse from a woman fare beater was beaten by a group of good Samaritans who thought they were seeing a robbery. Police say it happened Saturday morning near the Staten Island Ferry Terminal when four woman, who had been club-going, got into a fight with the cab driver over the fare.

    Police say the women left the taxi without paying and the cab driver gave chase, grabbing one of the women’s purses.

    That’s when a group of men in a passing car thought they were witnessing a mugging and jumped on the cab driver, beating him and then fleeing the seen.

    The cab driver was treated for cuts on his face.

    The women were later picked up by police as they exited the Staten Island Ferry and issued summonses for fare beating.

    Four drunk club girls try and steal from a blue collar night shift New York cabbie, and he gets busted up by betas who stop their car to come rushing to their defense, all of them ganging up on the cabbie.


  104. this is a letter from the ‘dear prudence column on slate.com. there’s going to be a lot of guys like this in the coming year:

    Dear Prudie,
    I have been hit hard by the recession. I was laid off, my unemployment has run out, and I’ve had a difficult time finding another job. While I have no problem with scrimping, saving, and freezing my spending until things pick up, my girlfriend of five years, whom I love very much, has started to become very anxious about it. In more lucrative times, when we both had good jobs, we did a lot together. However, in the absence of funds on my part, her general demeanor toward me has become more acerbic and distant. Whenever she suggests we go out and do something, I calmly explain that I’m broke and can’t afford any discretionary spending. She says I have a credit card and could use it if I really wanted to. I respond that that would be completely irresponsible. Then she gets mad and sulks about being bored. Now I’m worried our relationship was only good in proportion to our respective incomes. I’m also starting to worry she’s spending way more than she should, but when I bring it up, she tells me not to “parent” her. I would rather lose a job than lose the girl I love, but it seems being poor is easier when you’re alone. How do I convince her to settle down without seeming like I’m lecturing her?

    —Broke Beau

    i don’t know if he’s BOTY material, but he definitely needs to be force-fed a healthy dose of testosterone. how is it that this guy manages to sound whiney and pathetic even in writing?


  105. here’s the link, so you can see her sub par response:

    http://www.slate.com/id/2210565/


  106. This is hilarious! A man arrested for fondling his blow-up dolls in a parking lot! Aaahahaha!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html


  107. This guys wife had an affair after 5 months of marriage, won’t admit it, and he still says he’d take her back if she came clean: http://www.creators.com/lifestylefeatures/dear-margo/when-the-strategy-is-deny-deny-deny.html


  108. Rich Cronin Interviewed by Howard Stern about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

    She made him go shopping with him, sit and watch her get her hair done, go to some faggy play. And then….listen to the full interview:


  109. I had a 37 year old virgin flip out in my blog post comments today. He basically goes off on the entire world, blaming anything and everything (except himself) for his failure to get any poon in his thirty-seven years of existence. It’s quite entertaining.

    You can see the two rants (so far) here and here.


  110. http://www.thedivinewomen.com/main.php?section=viewblog&channel=05&bid=403

    BARF. If this doesn’t earn a pathetic, vomit induced beta of the month award, what does?


  111. Roissy,
    Rather than negative images, you might ask for positive male role models. If you do, I’ll expand on how these men are lusty role models.
    -Brian Schweitzer, governor of Montana
    -Benjamin Netanyaho, pm-designate of Israel
    -Congressman Paul Ryan, (R-WI)


  112. This guy, FTW:

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/sfl-0223octodad,0,1447767.story

    “ABC News televised an interview this morning on “Good Morning America” with Denis Beaudoin, who said he donated sperm to Suleman three times because he was young and in love.”

    “Beaudoin said he is willing to take a paternity test and to help support the children even if they prove not to be his.”


  113. Women of Arizona State now to select the ten most pathetic betas on campus! Ironically, this is presented in the guise of “countering the anti-male agenda”.

    http://www.newmajority.com/ShowScroll.aspx?ID=170c4396-48a2-4f1a-8f18-234bdddbb4d6

    WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? A GENTLEMAN
    Friday, February 20, 2009 9:50 PM

    On campuses across the nation, young women are enthusiastically taking the stage throughout the month of February chanting a four-letter word for women’s body parts, recreating child rape and degrading men as part of The Vagina Monologues.

    Chapters of the Network of enlightened Women (NeW), a book club for culturally conservative women on over a dozen campuses nationwide, have been countering this play on many campuses by, for example, posting signs and handing out educational information about the play. Rather than just passing out literature, the women in the Arizona State University (ASU) chapter of NeW decided to start their own event: An Annual Gentlemen’s Showcase.

    At the March 3rd Showcase, this NeW chapter will honor the top ten gentlemen at ASU to show appreciation for those men who treat women with dignity and respect, and to counter the anti-male agenda of The Vagina Monologues. Since January, students have been nominating male ASU students for performing a gentlemanly act. The ten most-nominated gentlemen will be honored at a catered dinner event. [After which they will go home alone, as they always do, and comfort themselves with Mother Thumb and her Four Daughters...]


  114. Man, these newspaper advice columns are full of pathetic betas lately:

    http://www.creators.com/lifestylefeatures/annies-mailbox/annie-s-mailbox-r-2009-02-25.html

    The best part: “Meanwhile, we seem to have the funds for her to travel (without me)”
    IOW, she’s banging guys who aren’t you the world over.


  115. Twice, actually, the sick part is the advice:

    You are trapped with an abusive wife and recognize how close you are to reacting violently. Talk to a lawyer about a legal separation, which will enable you to provide financially for your wife while living apart.

    I mean, she fucking hit the guy, and he still has to provide for her?


  116. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  117. submitted by commenter “as”:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-469111/Why-Shirley-Valentine-baby-greatest-love-ultimate-betrayal.html

    What must it be like to conceive a child during a secret holiday romance, and then have to confess to your long-term partner that you have betrayed him? That was the dilemma facing Francesca Morosi, 37, when she discovered she was pregnant after an affair on holiday in Mexico. Here, Francesca, who lives in Leicester with her son Julian, aged four, and runs her own financial services business, tells her extraordinary story.


  118. I wish there was more of a story to this, but I think it’s a ‘winner’ anyway:

    http://torontoist.com/2009/03/all_the_single_fellas.php


  119. http://www.alternet.org/sex/83459/why_i_agreed_to_be_a_bend-over_boyfriend/

    Guy who publishes an article about how he lets his girlfriend bone him in the arse with the purple strap-on that her girlfriend used to use on her.


  120. This guy is marrying Jessica Valenti of the feminist blog Feministing.

    http://www.andrewgolis.com/blog/?page_id=404

    http://www.feministing.com/archives/013884.html

    http://www.feministing.com/archives/013178.html

    “I’m keeping my last name. I think hyphenation is nice – and that’s probably the route we’ll go with kids – but I like my last name. A bunch. I’ve even considered adding in my mother’s last name as well, as a little “f[**]k you” to the patriarchy, but I think Jessica Michelucci Valenti is too much of a mouthful, even for one with as big a mouth as me.”


  121. on March 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm | Reply Default User

    Paul L.

    This guy is marrying Jessica Valenti of the feminist blog Feministing.

    http://www.andrewgolis.com/blog/?page_id=404

    http://www.feministing.com/archives/013884.html

    http://www.feministing.com/archives/013178.html

    Some of the comments at feministing are hilarious. Pure Swipple (SWPL), hipster, leftist nonesense.

    This one caught my eye:

    theminutepast said:

    Congratulations. My boyfriend and I are in an unusual situation in that I want to get married but he has feminist objections to the institution of marriage. I’d love to hear more about your decision to get married despite feminist concerns with the institution.

    [emphasis mine]


  122. an old college friend was visiting this weekend and told me how he was stood up TWICE by the same girl! After the second no-show by this girl, he worried about what he did, then texted her a MONTH later asking her what he did wrong.

    unfuckingbelievable.


  123. This cuckolded Obama staffer a) couldn’t afford a divorce b) now believes, after brainwashing by a marital counselor, that he “let [his wife] down” and c) blames the remainder of his wife’s infidelity on, of all things, the recession, which has “taken away everything” and comes across as the only alpha player here:

    http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/03/the-view-fro-39.html


  124. If you thought “beta orgy” was a contradiction in terms, think again:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/fashion/15commune.html?em

    “Even in a culture in which sex toys are a booming business and Oprah Winfrey discusses living your best life in the bedroom, a coed live-in commune dedicated to the female orgasm hovers at the extremes. . . . Although men are not touched by the women and do not climax, they say they experience a sense of energy and satiation.”


  125. on March 19, 2009 at 9:16 am | Reply Willard Libby

    ‘PROJECT RUNWAY’ FINALIST FACING ASSAULT CHARGES
    ACCUSED OF THROWING CAT, COMPUTER AT FIANCE

    According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head.

    She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.

    HE!!!! called 911 because some feisty Irish chick hit him with a cat, 3 apples and a laptop.


  126. An unlucky British man seems doomed never to get his ex-wife off his back after his decision to have her portrait tattooed on his body backfired when she left him for another man.

    An optimistic Alan declared he would keep his eyes peeled — and the rest of his body ink-free — in an attempt to find another partner. “Lisa may have left me but she’ll be on my back forever thanks to the tattoo,” he said.

    “But I’ve still got plenty of room on my chest if I get hooked up again.”

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=304076


  127. on March 23, 2009 at 12:51 am | Reply Cannon's Canon

    A buddy forwarded me this angry review of the Watchmen movie, explicitly the attempted rape scene. The crux of the indignation comes from the unacceptability of using physical force to dominate others. It’s not particularly profound; in fact, the author actually uses more space to explain the depths of their outrage than the actual reason for it, which apparently needs no such explanation. The author also goes on to describe the fervent campaigning they have done on behalf of their emotion.

    I expected to find a womens’ studies major attaching her name to the byline. Lo and behold: this champion of thought censorship is a fine young man in his second year of higher learning. Obviously he had to pull himself out of the sea of pussy he swims in to weigh in for his college newspaper. I nominate this heavyweight for BOTM.

    http://technicianonline.com/viewpoint/campus_forum_march_19%252C_2009-1.1619714


  128. Why do psychopaths exist? The ladies help the psychopaths reproduce by going to bed with them. Men who are narcissistic, self-obsessed, liars, psychopaths, Machiavellian, and thrill-seekers get laid more.

    Bad boys, it seems, really do get all the girls. Women might claim they want caring, thoughtful types but scientists have discovered what they really want – self-obsessed, lying psychopaths.

    A study has found that men with the “dark triad” of traits – narcissism, thrill- seeking and deceitfulness – are likely to have a larger number of sexual affairs.

    ————————————————————————————————–

    As someone who has been “diagnosed” as a psychopath on more than one occasion, by different medical professionals, I will state from experience that women (overall, in my biased experience) are exceedingly “willing” to be manipulated.

    “Nice” guys trying to play the role of a “bad” guy seems exceedingly ridiculous to me. I can con/charm girls because I’ve had to charm/con everyone my entire life to a degree. It isn’t “I’m a psychopath, so let the ladies pour in.” I can only speak for myself, but I just want to feel “good”, “happy”. I just want certain chemicals in my brain to release so that I find something “pleasant”.

    I think labeling people like myself as “jerks” and whatnot, is funny, in that there is generally no intent to harm. I’m not trying to put others in physically or emotionally distressing situations, I just happen to view the world in how things affect me (the best way I can put it). I’ll lie because it helps me out. I’ll charm because it helps me out. And I don’t truly see anything wrong with that. I’ve been told lying, etc. is wrong since I was 3 years old. I just never “got it”, I guess. Can you tell me what’s wrong with not telling the truth? Like really tell me. Try. I don’t think anyone can explain it. It’s all bullsh*t. How does a lie hurt anyone? Does it not attempt to (generally) comfort someone. Telling them what they want to hear… Saying “I love you”, not because you its true, but because there’s an awkward silence or somthing, and you know she will smile to herself for a moment perhaps? And that’s “wrong”?

    It’s like the movie American Pie, where Tara Reid just wanted the guy to say he loves her. Why not do it? Its merely a phrase.

    On the subject of whether women, if they could choose, would prefer “normal” or “psychopathic” children, is entirely a case by case basis. Yes, there are benefits to being of my mold. I am very sucessful financially, I am of very high intelligence, I have always gotten women (and male hanger-ons/sidekicks/friends), the list goes on. But I’ve also been the eternal bane of anybody who has been in my way, or interfered. There’s still the part of me that questions whether or not I’ve ever truly been “happy” as everyone else describes it, even for a moment. My greatest “happiness” comes from my own achievements, and from succesfully “duping” people. It’s fun. It’s godd@mn hilarious. Maybe I don’t distinguish “Happy” and “Fun”. Becasue they’ve always been identical to me.

    To clarify after reading my post, I realize that:

    “Saying “I love you”, not because you its true, but because there’s an awkward silence or something, and you know she will smile to herself for a moment perhaps? And that’s “wrong”?”

    Does make it sound as though I would say “I love you” just so that she would smile to herself. That is not the case it more of a “how is this action going to benefit me in the future” mindset.


  129. She tried to commit suicide, he tried to stop her, he died, and she lived! What a muroon!

    Man dies catching his suicidal girlfriend after she jumped from seventh floor

    By Mail Foreign Service
    Last updated at 11:19 AM on 26th March 2009

    A devoted boyfriend was killed when he caught his suicidal lover after she threw herself from the seventh floor of the couple’s apartment building.

    Amazingly, the woman survived the fall – although she suffered a number of broken bones.

    The couple had been heard arguing in their flat in the southern Chinese city of Quanzhou before the tragedy.
    The Chinese city of Quanzhou, where the couple lived (file photo)

    Witnesses said they heard the woman threatening to kill herself.

    Her boyfriend, named only as Mr Wang, was later seen on the street outside the building, pleading with the girlfriend not to jump.

    She was said to be incoherent when questioned by police, the Straits Capital News reported, sometimes giving her age as 18, and other times as 30.

    She also appeared to be unclear about how she fell from the balcony, medical staff said.


  130. Stacy —

    If he put on a dress he’d look like a 60 year old woman. Hell he looks like one now.

    The cumulative BMI of the adults in that household is staggering.


  131. on March 26, 2009 at 5:18 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    Wife Bites Chained Husband – New York Post

    Listen to this high voiced faggy wuss scream!


  132. Willard Libby

    Yeah that guy is a total wuss.

    But it’s also a disgusting situation. That 911 (white by the sound of her voice) operator put him through hell while he’s being repeatedly hit and or bitten by his ex wife who has handcuffed herself to him. Massive number of questions all assuming its all his fault while he’s in pain, and it soon becomes clear how one sided the violence is. That wouldn’t remotely have been the case if the genders were reversed.

    Further if he had retaliated by hitting her back until she stopped, or even grabbing her and forcing her out the door causing scratches or a torn shirt or some such, or wrist bruises on her, or less, despite the circumstances he would have been arrest and kept in jail overnight before having a chance for someone to make his bail. Further he would have had to hire a lawyer and spent one or two thousand dollars to get out of the charges, and probably it still would have taken three months while the waited to see if the ex wife would press charges, before he was able to stop coming down to court with his lawyer. Further if she did press charges, it would go to trial costing many more thousands unless his lawyer convinced the prosecutor to offer a plea bargain. In which case he’s have to got to one night a week for a number of weeks feminist anti male violence re-education camp.

    Oh and if they were still living together e.g. this happened while they were still married but perhaps a divorce was pending, HE might very well be order to leave the house or apartment he entirely did and was required to continue to pay for, pending the resolution of the case, months away. Really. For this little, in some jurisdictions such as parts of California and New York City and many others. The jurisdiction matters mostly for how hardball the prosectutor applies the federal violence against women act, sponsor by our current Vice President, Biden. That attrocity of males are guility and women almost certainly never are until the male is proven innocent, and boy will he pay until then.

    All this to with minimum violence, and attempted no violence, prevent himself from being handcuffed by his ex.

    Such is the state of hyper feminist oppression, yes oppression, of men under numerous circumstances today. Divorce is another such.

    (Because we know how horrible the not extraordinarily restrained men are even today in America, courtesy of the feminist informed and heavily constituted media.)


  133. And no THAT situation would never happen to an alpha, certainly not all of it. (A trick handcuffing conceivably could, god knows there are women who stalk alphas, but she’d probably be too scared.)

    But sure domestic violence oppression can and does happen to alphas too including in situations where he hasn’t acted excessively by any rational calculation given what she is doing to him, especially when the female thinks she’s losing him. As well completely false accusations happen with some frequency these days, especially in divorce and esp divorce with kids, or even when a gf is asked to move out.


  134. I have no idea what to think about this:

    http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03/30/paid-to-do-it-72-times/

    Beta? Screwed up?


  135. I think that one is just weird – there is a physical disability involved.


  136. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  137. on April 9, 2009 at 10:35 pm | Reply Book of Dooderonomy

    http://www.redbookmag.com/kids-family/sperm-donor-dad

    Some choice quotes:

    “My girlfriend refused to become my wife unless I agreed to have a child. ”

    “It’s not that I wasn’t a great fan of marriage — it’s actually one of my favorite institutions, right up there with Social Security, a free press, and Major League Baseball.”

    “So in exchange for my girlfriend’s hand in marriage, I agreed that I would — eventually — have a child with her.”

    He ends up learning he’s infertile and helps pick out the sperm donor he wants his wife to use for artificial insemination.

    “But a new life began that day, hers and mine. And every diaper I’ve changed, every spinach-covered bib I’ve cleaned, every dollop of spit-up I’ve worn on my shoulder, has put the specter of the sperm donor further and further behind me.”

    BETA.


  138. Please check out this pearl ( http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/352512 ) and the following discussion at the Men´s Health forum:

    Posted : Apr 02, 2009 3:09:08 PM
    Subject : new girlfreind (SIC)

    Hi guys

    Would any of you date and be happy with a girl that has slept with over 100 men.


  139. on April 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    “An up and coming rap group has a different opinion about Brown’s innocence.

    The Jump Smokers has recorded an electronic hip-hop record “My Flow So Tight” that suggests that Brown himself deserves to be beaten. The song’s chorus is simple and matter of fact: “My flow so tight and the beat so sick Chris Brown should get his a- kicked.” ”

    http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/hiphopmediatraining/89605/chris-brown-dissed-in-rap-song/

    Jesus Christ, an “up and coming rap group” cutting their teeth with a diss to a 19 year old pop star they have never met. Their beta pedestal-worship of the Great Feminine is being mass-marketed for teenagers. Glorious.


  140. on April 13, 2009 at 12:09 am | Reply Gunslingergregi

    Woman toss words like arrows to cut the flesh
    It’s only soul killin they find the best
    They test and test a man’s reflex
    till shit hits the fan and he comes out best
    A man’s rage unleashed on his girl
    shows tattered remains of a bygone world
    Pussy wetness on an unsure girl
    now she knows he can take her world


  141. on April 13, 2009 at 1:01 am | Reply Gunslingergregi

    To beat this fate
    don’t hesitate to tell her no when you feel its bait (a)
    Don’t hesitate to all night bone
    make descisions like stone
    like a king on your throne
    being a man that sets the tone
    take care for the both
    your woman will see
    the iron will sets both free
    Truth comes from deep inside
    you woman will know you ain’t got shit to hide
    You have the demon inside
    not afraid to die
    she don’t need to see the rage unleashed
    When you tell her till death thats a guarrantee
    When you spit the truth on daily events and its stranger than fiction and the shits intense.
    When in daily life you always come through
    Like most men she sees seldom do
    putting your nuts in a wheelbarrow
    rolling through life
    with love from your woman stonger than a wife
    woman respond to life in real
    not the many ways they tell you they often feel


  142. on April 13, 2009 at 7:56 am | Reply Default User

    FF

    That MensHealth new girlfreind (SIC) posting is funny. It even contains the classic “she has changed/reformed” line.

    But, the real beta doofus is the poster that said this:

    Think of it, not as 100 partners, but 100 failures.. you might be the winner!!


  143. on April 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm | Reply LurkingSince08

    Melvin’s wife left for another man after 6 months of marriage…He turns to Craigslist to fuck fatties and shares the details in the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/19/fashion/19craigslist.html?_r=1


  144. This beta staged his own robbery to woe his ex-girlfriend back:

    http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/apr/21/palm-city-man-fabricates-robbery-make-ex-girlfrien/


  145. Roissy, have you read the latest from Valenti?

    “When Jessica Valenti started planning her wedding, she was determined to avoid sexist traditions. But she hadn’t predicted the strength of reaction from family, fellow feminists and the blogger who termed her a ‘ball-cutting cybersuccubus'”

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/apr/24/feminist-wedding-jessica-valenti


  146. From the ever-present failblog,

    Beta tag-teaming


  147. failblog.org/2009/04/27/double-fail-2/

    Husband hires and _pays_ neighbour to impregnate his beauty queen wife. Turns out two children the neighbour has were not his own to start with.

    There are probably some other good ones on this webpage….


  148. This pathetic story of a approach anxiety-driven idolization of a one-itic “platonic” relationship was recently turned into an even more disgusting short film.
    See if you manage to watch it until the end.


  149. I’ll second Book of Dooderonomy


  150. Read the info on the side for background. If you get bored, skip to around 5:45 where it gets really good.

    And of course, the comments are priceless.


  151. Billionaire catches oneitus for a cougar he barely knows, then writes a sappy email that goes public. Just look at this pic:

    http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/more_names/blog/2009/04/john_henrys_in_love.html

    a BILLION dollars and that’s who this guy wants to fuck. To top it all she rejects him.


  152. http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/20090430/NEWS06/904300343

    Does not end in typical beta fashion – but i believe submit worthy simply because someone actually killed over what i would consider a wretched “3”.

    I imagine the victim was protecting this -thing- in true beta fashion.


  153. on April 30, 2009 at 5:05 pm | Reply totalesturns

    This dude.

    I’m a 30-year-old, mildly genderqueer, bi-leaning-het male virgin. I’m not uncomfortable around women—pretty much all of my friends are women—I don’t really have any confidence issues, and I know I’m not a prude. But for reasons too complicated to get into here, I just haven’t gotten around to screwing anybody yet. I’m waiting for the right person, and it just hasn’t happened yet. I don’t want to have sex with somebody who’s drunk or emotionally vulnerable, or manipulate anybody, and it’s very important to me that sex be (among other things) a form of affection and not isolated sex-for-sex’s-sake.

    I know I’m the only person who can answer the question of whether I want to have sex right now. But do I need to have sex right now? Because one day I’m going to fall in love, and it’s going to get sexual. The message I hear from a lot of people I respect is that I’m going to pay a price for waiting until then to get laid. Am I? Am I probably going to be okay?

    Virgin At Thirty

    In other words, he’s an all-too-hetero wretched beta who’s learned to dress his mundane romantic inadequacy in the borrowed jargon of the smooth-talking Gender Studies hipsters who keep him around as an object of pity. (“Mildly genderqueer”? For the love of all that’s good in the world, “bi-leaning het”?)


  154. on May 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm | Reply Lucius Vorenus

    Hollywood’s Exquisite Alien
    The famously otherworldly and enigmatic Oscar-winning Tilda Swinton talks to Amanda Fortini about her boozy new film, the joys of her open marriage, and why she would rather be a poet.
    by Amanda Fortini
    April 30, 2009
    thedailybeast.com

    …Still, Swinton does not seem entirely of this planet. Her statuesque 5’11” form is sheathed in a gray cashmere Jil Sander sweater and a black funereal Vivien Westwood dress. Her hair, dyed pale blond, is swept back into a David Bowie-style peak. Her face is a pale canvas free of makeup. The look is androgynous, punk, regal, and out there. Some might call it (as was said of her avant-garde Lanvin Oscar get-ups) fashion-person weird…

    Swinton has called from her home in Nairn, Scotland – her family’s roots there can be traced to the ninth century – where she lives with the writer and painter John Byrne, the father of her 11-year-old-twins, as well as with her boyfriend, Sandro Kopp, a painter 18 years her junior. “I have children with one person and am in a relationship with someone else,” she says of the arrangement, in her no-nonsense way, “The fact that there is no acrimony… that’s the only thing that’s remotely strange, and that’s really sad – I’m sorry for everyone that it should be so rare”…


  155. on May 4, 2009 at 9:20 pm | Reply Mr. Nice Guy

    “John Bobbitt and Lorena Gallo meet 16 years after she cut off penis”

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6222594.ece

    “He keeps on leaving me messages or sending me Valentine’s cards or flowers, roses,” Lorena, who has reverted to her maiden name of Gallo, told the audience. “Maybe he thinks that we’re still married.”


  156. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  157. on May 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Reply Lord of London

    Check out this MSNBC commentary based around the movie “17 Again.”

    This guy is too much of a Beta to ever speak to his high school cruch and watches as his Alpha brother snags her little sister after knowing her for one day.

    This is the sad part. Years later, he gets the chance to talk to his old cruch. And he’s too much of a wuss to do it!!!

    So he writes this whole article, talking to experts and justifying the “science” behind why high school memories are so hard to deal with and rationalizing why he had no balls. Keep in mind this is an MSNBC writer. Jesus God does this guy need game. Or something.

    Read the ending paragraph and weep:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30194074/


  158. on May 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Reply Dave from Hawaii

    Nah. Trent lived the alpha, rock and roll lifestyle well into his late 30’s. Now he wants a wife so he can start a family and have kids….so surprise, surprise, instead of finding a beautiful, young, feminist-minded American girl, he goes foreign girl all the way.

    Trent just went expat.


  159. Have it your way.

    I’ll nominated him again six months from now when her band finally takes off thanks to all the exposure, the engagement runs it course and she decides to break it off – in public of course. And then I’ll look forward to the first half decent NIN album since The Downward Spiral.


  160. on May 6, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Reply Default User

    Mr. Nice Guy

    John Bobbitt made some porn films after the…er… event.

    I believe one was called “John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut” another was called “Frankenpenis.”

    It is a shame he want hand his balls back to the woman that sliced them off.


  161. Beta Of The Month

    this guy is Beta of the year – from The Sun – England

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sun_talk/article2331293.ece

    I remember once Michelle called me at work to say I was going home to the beating I deserved. I was genuinely petrified and got physically sick.

    Gaunty: And Michelle even stubbed out cigarettes on your penis?

    Ian: Yes, she put cigarettes out on my penis and put two cigarettes up each nostril.

    Gaunty: Did you still love her?

    Ian: Initially I did, but the love went quickly and I was gripped with fear.

    Gaunty: She also forced you to have sex with her.

    Ian: After being violent, Michelle would say: “You’ve got five minutes to get an erection.”

    My face would be covered in blood, my eyes stinging and swollen and my nose bleeding.

    Michelle would sit looking at her mobile phone, counting down the minutes.

    She’d say: “You’ve got four minutes. If you aren’t aroused you’re getting another beating.”

    If I didn’t manage it, she claimed it was evidence I didn’t fancy her, and would beat me again.


  162. even more about this gutless sad sack of shit that put up with an ass kicking from his wife to be

    http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/news/Violent-ordeal-hands-fiancee-claimedarticle-777381-details/article.html


  163. from jackart:

    Roissy, I’ve never commented on this blog before, but I would like to make a Beta of the Month submission.

    Would you like to see a Minister of State in the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland get made to look like a Total Beta Cunt then follow this link…

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8037181.stm

    It’s not game, It’s not relationship and there’s a fair amount of class snobbery involved (Phil Woolas is a bit common and northern and Joanna Lumley is born to rule, which might not be obvious to your US readers…). But look at how much of a useless turd he is. She might as well have got a strap-on out.

    A “Beta of the Month” post on Phil Woolaswould get you a lot of British fans and help destroy a left-wing government. My take on the subject can be found here:

    http://brackenworld.blogspot.com/2009/05/and-just-when-you-thought.html


  164. on May 8, 2009 at 2:22 am | Reply Willard Libby

    Brandy

    May’s Beta of the Month – Trent Reznor!

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1610526/20090504/nine_inch_nails.jhtml

    Photos of Trent Reznor’s girl Mariqueen Maandig.

    He’s 44 years old.

    Pre nup = old Alpha

    No pre nup = ex young Alpha turned old beta.


  165. Charlie Brown and I’m serious.


  166. on May 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    http://finance.yahoo.com/focus-retirement/article/107064/How-Women-Invest-Differently-Than-Men?mod=fidelity-buildingwealth

    It’s not just Carolyn Hax telling betas to cut off their balls and hand them over. Choice excerpts from this waste:

    “Fess up, fellows: The masters of the universe have turned out to be masters of disaster. No matter which aspect of the financial crisis you consider, there is a man behind it.”
    // blames financial crisis on patriarchy

    “On the other hand, in the testosterone-poisoned sandbox of the male investor, the most important thing is beating the other guy; the second most important: bragging about it. The long term is somebody else’s problem, and asking for advice is an admission of inferiority. Worrying about risk is for sissies. Leverage is good, since it raises returns — while the market goes up. Is it any wonder the male-dominated world of Wall Street has boomed and busted every few years for more than two centuries?”
    // my growth theory professor likely would not have accepted “testosterone” as an exam answer

    “Memo to men: Your household’s investment portfolio will be less risky and more diversified if your wife helps manage it. Chances are, her ideas and emotions will complement yours, and you will both end up wealthier. At least one of you will end up wiser.”
    // what smarmy, tongue-in-cheek bullshit this is! merrill’s been sued over much less shitty investment advice.

    The real eye-opener is that this drivel was published under the WSJ umbrella, further confirming that FT is the last traditional newspaper worth reading. This author deserves to raise another man’s child.


  167. Bobby Rio, founder and manager of “The Seduction Bible” His website claims to offer advice on “Alpha living” but the articles he publishes are filled with beta drivel:

    http://www.tsbmag.com/2009/05/13/how-to-score-points-without-scoring/comment-page-1/#comment-319178

    That’s right: A “pick up artist” publishes an advice column from a woman on how to make a woman happy without fucking her. Complete with beta gems such:

    “Whatever you do be on time.”

    “Open the car door, open any door.”

    “We are not all gold diggers…”

    “Dinner is always a proper first date.”

    “Pull up to her house, get out the car walk, her to her door … When you get to the door lean in just enough so that all she has to do is kiss you. Basically give us the option.”

    ….because if there’s one thing an alpha loves, it’s giving women the options.

    It’s time to call Bobby out for the pseudo-alpha he is.


  168. I rugby player has pack sex with a groupie and then repents for it on national television in front of his wife.

    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25486111-11088,00.html


  169. EDMUND L. ANDREWS, NY Times business reporter.

    “My Personal Credit Crisis”

    More in the beta of the month category.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/magazine/17foreclosure-t.html?_r=2&em=&adxnnl=1&pagewanted=1&adxnnlx=1242432007-PpbhMBUgEO2wxQ98+Dm3vw

    ————————–

    Background:

    The guy makes $120,000 a year plus overtime. He pays $4000 a month alimony and child support to ex-wife.

    His second wife is an Argentinian who is a complete spendthrift. He’s unable to reign in her spending. They end up with massive credit card debt.

    He ends up with one of those initial teaser rate sub prime mortgages, ends up not being able to pay the mortgage, and the bank is officially going to foreclose on his house.

    —————-

    * What makes him beta *

    (1) The way he’s unable to criticize his wife’s spending. She seems to the one driving the ludicrous spending. When he says anything, she yells at him. He doesn’t seem to be able to lay down the line with her.

    (2) Also, this wife is an old friend from high school. He says they weren’t romantic then, but I get the impression that *she* didn’t feel romantic about him then. Because he describes her in her late forties as “fiery and sexy.” So he gets to have her only when they are both divorced with children.

    (3) He is surprised to learn about his wife’s attitudes towards money. He only learns about them *after* they marry. Why didn’t he do due diligence?! This again supports my contention (2) that he always had a crush on her and that she was out of his league until she got divorced in her late 40s. He was so grateful to get to marry her that he didn’t carefully analyze her character to see what he was getting into.


  170. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/magazine/17foreclosure-t.html?_r=2&em=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1242432007-PpbhMBUgEO2wxQ98%20Dm3vw&pagewanted=print

    “My Personal Credit Crisis”

    Patty woke up, irritated by all my movement and my occasional moans of despair. “What’s the matter?” she asked.

    “I can’t sleep,” I answered. “I’m panicking about money, because I don’t know how we’re going to pay all the bills that need to be paid right now.” I wanted her to take me in her arms and reassure me that everything would be O.K. But that wasn’t happening.

    “There’s nothing you can do about it right now,” she answered sleepily.

    “If this keeps on, we’re going to lose the house,” I persisted, sounding less panicked than petulant. If Patty wouldn’t give me comfort, then I wanted her to suffer alongside me. “I don’t know how we’re going to make it. We can’t go on like this.”

    Patty had begged me to grant her a birthday reprieve from my nagging and kvetching over money issues. What I saw as an uncontrollable moment of panic, she saw as another deliberate attempt to browbeat her.

    “I can’t believe you are doing this to me on my birthday,” she hissed in fury. “All I asked for was one day of peace — one day when you weren’t beating me over the head. And here it is, not even daylight yet, and you’re waking me up to berate me about money.”

    “Son of a bitch, what did I do to you?” I asked, punching my pillow in the dark. “Do you think I enjoy having a panic attack? I can’t help what I’m feeling. I’m just scared out of my mind.”

    “That’s it!” Patty snapped, getting out of bed and pulling on her robe. “I’m not going to listen to any more of this. I’m going to sleep downstairs.”

    In the morning, she let me have it.

    “You lied to me,” she told me as I got coffee. “You said that what I saw on the outside was pretty much what you were. But you’re completely different. If I had known what you were really like, I would never have come out here.”


  171. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/magazine/17foreclosure-t.html?_r=2&em=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1242432007-PpbhMBUgEO2wxQ98%20Dm3vw&pagewanted=print

    “My Personal Credit Crisis”

    “…When Saks Fifth Avenue offered her a full-time job selling high-end clothing on commission — something she knew about and loved — she grabbed it.”

    “…Patty spent little on herself, but she refused to scrimp on top-quality produce, Starbucks coffee, bottled juices, fresh cheeses and clothing for the children and for me.”

    ““…You can’t keep second-guessing me,” she told me angrily. “It’s small-minded and petty, and it’s not very attractive.” I was beginning to wonder whether she had any clue about how money worked.”


  172. Beta product of the month.


  173. on May 17, 2009 at 4:06 pm | Reply ironrailsironweights

    Rumor has it that Andrews had a thing going with the new succubus when both of them were still married to their prior spouses, and both of the marriages broke up for that reason.

    Peter


  174. Check out this chump, not only is he sticking by his cheating ho of a girlfriend but he also lets his picture be displayed so that the tart can get her two minutes of fame in the world’s media.
    Bet he feels proud that everyone knows how his baby’s mother used to have unprotected sex with him and another guy in the same day.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2434018.ece


  175. Woman has twins from different fathers (and is shocked!)

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Twins-By-Different-Fathers-Dallas-Mother-Mia-Washington-Shocked-At-DNA-Results/Article/200905315283642?f=rss

    The slut is annoyed: ““Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked”.
    But what her husband said is more shocking to me: “Mia’s partner James Harrison is father to one of the boys. He told Fox 4 that he had forgiven his fiancee for having the affair and intended to raise both children as his own.”

    Beta of the decade!


  176. I agree with those submitting “My Personal Cwedit Cwisis!!” by the NYT / NYC Betamax.

    i just got around to reading that vile rag and was gonna submit it myself but saw some sharp minds beat me to it.

    The beta takes on a house he cant afford to impress her. She can now live comfortably in style with her minimum wage job, and when he cracks under the pressure of mortgage debt, flying her fucking kids out to LA etc, she repays him with shrewish commands to back the fuck off.

    She doesn’t wanna be bothered to hear it.

    All the empathy of a Gitmo detainee.

    wish i could fuck a MILF, loaf around, get paid $2400 a month…

    — IN NYC ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!? —

    …live in the quiet suburbs and tell her to stfu.

    then, have a kind article written about me.

    I’d fuck the bitch out of her, but my dick couldn’t get hard


  177. Firepower wtf? I though you were a chick.


  178. you’re wrong. I am a male lesbian.

    so, what kind of college did you go to?


  179. on May 24, 2009 at 7:01 pm | Reply ReplyingToStone

    More follow up for Stone with video:

    Bonus:

    Two ugly women at the end praising the beta for his betatude. Wonder if they would like to suck his cock as a reward for him.


  180. This guy is totally beta, wrote to the playboy advisory for help, here is what he said word for word.

    “My fiancé just graduated from college and moved in with me. She went home to visit her parents for the weekend. As I was shuffling through our bedroom closet I knocked over some of her boxes and noticed a few DVDs. Only one would play, but it showed my fiancée’s hot college roommate blowing her boyfriend. I had just started jerking off when another girl appeared in the frame. The camera went out of focus as this girl began sucking him, then the camera went back in a close-up of the head of his cock and both girl’s mouths. Just before the film ended, the second girl grabbed his cock and licked the tip. As she did, I could see a ring on her finger. I freeze-framed, and it’s the same ring I bought my girlfriend for our engagement. Should I ask if it’s her? I don’t want to lose her” S.A. Akron, Ohio”

    The last line is very disturbing, he “doesn’t want to lose her.” What he should do is dumb his finance right away, but knowing this loser he wont and it wont be the last time his finance, future wife will cheat on him


  181. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25537555-2,00.html

    Summary: Wife whips husband to the point where he is working 2 jobs supporting his unemployed, childless wife. Begins controlling access to the bathroom. Refuses to let him in certain areas of the house he pays for. Calls him weak little bastard.

    After enough, husband strangles her.

    I’m not sure if this qualifies for “BOTY” or not seeing as he then strangled her. At least he had some kind of retort after years of being the bitch in the relationship. But its certainly a note-worthy article.

    I don’t think the guy has a chance in court. I can only hope he gets the death sentence, because if his wife won’t let him use the toilet, you already know his cellmate isn’t.


  182. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  183. on May 29, 2009 at 2:36 pm | Reply Rod Stiffington

    Candidate for Alpha of the year. 21 Children with 11 different women…and the dude is only 29 years old. Now that’s partyin.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1189232/Desmond-Hatchett-fathers-21-children-11-different-women–hes-29.html


  184. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article2111708.ece

    I was a 48 year old virgin until I won the lotto.

    “Donna was still married in 2006 but after the funeral she phoned up regularly to ask how Ian and I were coping. I was touched by that.”

    Yeah, I’ll bet.

    Oh, just checking in. You getting lonely there, old boy? My flopping vag would still be the best thing your penis has ever tasted!

    *Shudder*


  185. http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009/jun/01/new-way-get-money-pay/

    Guys who join a pay site to donate money to random women who want boob jobs. You know they are hoping against hope that their benevolence will result in sexual gratitude. Pathetic because the hope is so misplaced, and because they donate their resources to directly benefit the alphas these women actually sleep with. Relevant quotes:

    “It’s strictly forbidden to exchange actual addresses, e-mail or otherwise, and giving out your real name is cautioned against….About 2,000 men are paying the monthly fee, men who are, in effect, paying money to give money to women they’re told they will never meet.”

    “But persuading strangers to give you money, online as on the street, takes time. Women have to spend hours developing relationships with benefactors, enticing them to send more messages, buy photos and make donations. This may explain why so many of the women on the site are stay-at-home moms, Moore said.”

    “The contributors know that they have had “a hand in changing someone,” Moore said. “It’s kind of knight-in-shining-armorish. It’s sort of science fictionish.””


  186. In contrast, pure alpha. Truly, assholes finish first. This would have infuriated me at one time.

    Best part of the article is the outraged tone. The devil may care.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1190461/What-horrid-little-man-A-lover-serial-philanderer-Martin-Amis-written-affair-Flattering-aint.html


  187. Roissy–

    Here’s the line to the L.Raine comment that db refers to just above:

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/foreign-girlfriends/#comment-87854


  188. db

    BULLSHIT. that’s all i have to say.

    Bullshit with a capital Beta.

    [enabler might be a better term]


  189. @Kevin – Heh I wouldn’t have believed this sort of thing easily before Roissy’s blog but women truly hate betas.


  190. @Kevin – Heh I wouldn’t have believed this sort of thing easily before Roissy’s blog but women truly hate betas.

    @Roissy (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-469111/Why-Shirley-Valentine-baby-greatest-love-ultimate-betrayal.html)

    Ha the comments are great – women saying they feel sorry she lost the relationship and that men cheat all the time so it’s okay. Men saying how despicable it is and how lucky the guy is that he got away from this.


  191. Wow. I just read the Amis link. It hit me on the forehead like a ball pen hammer.

    A.J. – stories like this this is why your “beta revolution” would never succeed. There are too many Amis’s, Roissy’s, and Roosh’s of the world, and I strongly suspect in Roosh’s and Roissy’s cases they were former “beta” guys who simply found or developed “game” as they got older. In other word’s, the very type of men you would try to recruit.

    Wait it just struck me, read the article carefully. Amis, himself, was a former “beta” type.
    From the Amis article..

    “… despite the fact that he is only 5ft 4in tall, and as a teenager considered himself ‘short-arsed’ and profoundly unattractive. We know of Amis’s fears of his physical inadequacy because one of his former lovers has broken cover to paint an extraordinary and often bitter portrait….”

    Ok, so a short unattractive guy as a teenager, became a writer and after some time developed enough game to flagrantly get away with shite that one would assume ordinary men would be flayed alive for. Probably because of his innate narcissim.

    Ms. Clio must have some words on this article…

    “Which makes one wonder, just how a cad like Amis has charmed so many fundamentally decent women.. “

    Need we actually wonder?

    “one can only gasp in astonishment at Amis’s infatuation with himself…

    His narcissism even extends, as Julie Kavanagh recalls, to him ‘chuckling away as he re-reads his own prose, something he did a lot’. While she cooked, incidentally..”

    I can’t stop laughing now. It was the ’70’s, anyone want to bet dollars to doughnuts that at the time Kavanagh was a total 70’s rad-feminist indoctrinie, and still is?

    The degree to which many women lack true self awareness of their basic motivations never fails to astonish me, decades later one still gets the impression that she, and probably many of his former lovers, don’t quite get it as to why they were so smitten with an excessively short, narcissistic writer, who in essence laughs at his own jokes …

    Can you make this stuff up even?

    “Martin’s defence tactic was to turn the tables of blame, attacking me for making an issue out of something so unimportant. This was Martin at his worst – nasty, facetious and belittling.’

    He called Julie by the nickname ‘Spider’ – probably because he was ‘in her web’. And it was Spider who was with Amis at a London party when he first met the brilliant but tragic artist Lamorna Searle, wife of journalist and Middle East expert Patrick Searle, a friend from his time at The Observer newspaper.

    Within moments, he’d abandoned Julie at the party and crept away with Lamorna, who suffered from manic depression. When he reappeared, Julie saw that his mouth was smothered in crimson lipstick…”

    Starting to read Roissy’s like falling into an abyss, for me. I just recently started reading another blog by a guy I noticed commenting here, Roosh. The paragraph above is something that could have come straight out of his keyboard.

    Wow Amis seems to be ever the cheeky bastard, the more I read this, the more I kinda admire him actually. I don’t want to admire him, but damn, I do.

    I mean, banging Churchill’s granddaughter behind his girlfriend’s back?

    “‘My address book was on the table, lying open at S,’ she says. ‘It was Emma Soames, my best friend.’ For her part, Soames insists to this day that the relationship began only after he had separated from Kavanagh. “

    Blatantly not just flirting but making out with random femes, decades ago, at parties. Sleeping with aristocracy, sleeping with ex wives and girlfriends’ best friends…

    Good god almighty if Amis had come of age in this decade he would probably have a blog. And a highly amusing one. And a higher notch than one could humanly imagine.

    “..Next morning he left her a message, an apology which you may think exposes more about him than a million words: ‘Spider – been gradually dawning on me today how awful I must have been last night. Forgive me.’

    ..is this an attempt at wit or is it plain chutzpah? – that he declares how it dawned on him gradually that his passionate fumble at the party might not have gone down too well with the girl he lived with.

    Despite this, he continued seeing Lamorna… after she had given birth to a little girl, the winsome Lamorna admitted her infidelity to her husband, some 25 years her senior… .

    ..Only when she reached 19 and was about to read English at Oxford did Searle reveal to her that he wasn’t her natural father and that Amis was. Since then, she has become an integral part of the Amis family.

    Incredibly, Julie Kavanagh describes her own feelings during this period as pretty understanding’ “

    Dear God.

    Really, people can’t make this stuff up. As for excuses “it was the 70’s” seriously, I bet you dollars over doughnuts that if this happened today, right now, Amis would not only still get away with it, but his bed notch count would be several times higher because our culture today, essentially, is more tolerant of rakish libertines than ever before in history.

    “She later said of Amis: ‘He was great company, but I don’t think he really likes women.'”

    Ya think? Could he really escape misogyny when so many women let him get away with so much utter shite?

    “There was Victoria Rothschild, daughter of the third Baron Rothschild..”

    Good god, he banged a Rothschild too? This beats the Churchill notch, hands down, because Churchill the senior was perpetually in hock to certain Barons Rothschild. He banged the daughter of one of his girlfriend’s grandfather’s creditors and social senior.

    Banging a Rothschild almost exceeds banging royalty.

    “But with Isobel Fonseca, the trail of women seems finally to have gone cold. While frequently claiming he has no interest in money and is interested only in ‘enduring’ (he means his writing), Amis has been blessed in his second marriage with wall-to-wall contentment that deserted wives everywhere would consider he does not deserve.

    Isobel has provided him with two more children, and he is able to luxuriate at the 100-acre Fonseca family summer residence in the Hamptons on Long Island, where they have almost as many gardeners as roaming deer,”

    The retirement of a rake.

    Again gentlemen, this is why A.J.s “beta revolution” will not come to pass. Too many wealthy “alpha” cads and rakes who are busy around rummaging Rothschild girls will sensibly probably use their social influence and wealth to put an end to the whole affair.


  192. That second link someone posted..
    “Looking back on what happened, it’s as if I was gripped by a temporary insanity when I embarked on a reckless fling. He was a Mexican fisherman, almost 20 years older than me – and as a 33-year-old career woman there’s no doubt I should have known better.”

    Has anyone noticed how many women on the east coast are dating Latino men now? Every time I return to DC, I find more and more women I used to know either married or in strings of repeated long term relationships with Latino immigrants.

    “temporary insanity..”

    No, just the fire in her loins.

    That’s it, reading both of those articles doused the fire of any lingering relationship Political correctness I had inside of my heart.

    Gentlemen, wonder what your girlfriend’s doing while on that week vacation in Mexico without you? She’s sweaty, and writhing around in the arms of old Mexican fishermen. That’s what.

    Oh, and this is directly relevant to the Younger Women thread.

    Only in Anglo-American society are people so utterly un self-reflective as to misunderstand fundamental dynamics in human nature, in our own nature.

    Man remains man, woman remains woman, no matter what the social ambiance.


  193. @random user

    Regarding the Shirley Valentine affair in Mexico. I think she’s despicable for her actions not only for the affair but for how she treated the husband after he was willing to raise her son. Shitty.


  194. @aoefe I agree. I’m guessing you are making that statement as a woman? I’m generalising when I say women defend this sort of action – if a given woman finds this as despicable as the rest of us (truthfully) then she’s probably a good catch.

    New submission:

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124415971813687173.html

    “With no eligible women in his village, Zhou Pin, 27 years old, thought he was lucky to find a pretty bride whom he met and married within a week, following the custom in rural China.

    Ten days later, Cai Niucuo vanished, leaving behind her clothes and identity papers. She did not, however, leave behind her bride price: 38,000 yuan, or about $5,500, which Mr. Zhou and his family had scrimped and borrowed to put together.

    “She called me soon after she left,” says Mr. Zhou, a slight man with a tentative smile. He says she asked how he was doing, and apologized for the hardship she had caused. “I told her, ‘I will see you again one day.’ “”


  195. Kamal,
    Tru dat, brotha. Tru dat.

    I was *just* talking about this very same topic yesterday w/a lady friend; like you, I am thoroughly convinced that Men, not Women, are the ones who are introspective, on average. The vast majority of Women out there simply have no idea why they do what they do, no self awareness at all. I posit the reason for this is because, they don’t have to. Until the hit the wall, most Women simply don’t have to work as hard to get laid as Men do. For us, we have to figure shit out and solve problems (learn Game, etc.), otherwise, its a long, lonely life for us.

    Trying to explain these things to Women though, is *hard*, because in most cases, what we’re saying comes off as utterly alien concepts. Moreover, the reason why Men will ultimately win the “war of the sexes” is because again, Women aren’t self-aware or motivated to solve problems; most Men are, on both counts.

    As for AJ’s proposed “revolution” I 100% agree with you and other guys who have tried to explain why AJ’s premise is so wrongheaded. Pussy is a POWERFUL motivator, especially for those who’ve never had much to begin with. What is more likely to happen, is that those Betas who either have the saavy or the persistence-or a blend of both-will learn Game and be able to carve themselves a nice niche out there on the market.

    But for the vast majority of Betas, they’ll see just how fundamentally rigged the system is against them, see what Women really want, and note what those Women really think about Betas, and will, in their anger and indifference, simply go off the grid-they’ll disappear as much as possible from the public square. They’ll volunteer and participate in societal functions a lot less, will work just enough to keep a roof over their heads and indulge their hobbies/interests, eschew contact w/Women in general, and whenever possible, avoid paying taxes so as to make life harder for Women who chase down Alphas. Beta Males are by their very nature are more laidback and passive, so AJ’s premise of a Beta Uprising is simply not tenable. However, many in this cohort are smart-some are *very smart*-and they’ll come to the same conclusion I’m laying out right here. Through individualistic passive resistance, more and more Betas, seeing that only a few guys can realisitically “win” w/Game, will simply say “Fuck it” and stop. Stop participating in society, on a whole host of levels.

    We’re already seeing this beginning to happen on the White American landscape, although you and I have seen it at least a decade beforehand on the Black side of America. While its true, on average, a Brotha has more Game naturally, than a White guy, in the hood things are heavily skewed in favor of thee most dominant Males. So, the same dynamic plays itself out in the hood too, just “above the rim” if you get what I’m saying. And a lot of Brothas have figured it out-a whole lotta them simply fall off the grid.

    Sistas understand that finding a good Brotha is HARD-and woe be to a Sista who finds herself the victim of a rape or simple robbery-she better hope the police come quick, because help from the average Beta Brotha ain’t forthcoming.on the trains and subways, the main people you see standing up-Women. Guys aint as inclined to give up their seats as they used to. They know the deal, there ain’t nothin’ in it for *them*, because those same Women will at the very least pine away for some sociopathic Thug Alpha dude, if not breaking him off some mean pussy-while Beta Brotha gets, at best, a weak, perfunctory “thank you” as he stands up for the rest of his busride.

    Brothas done been figured it out, that it simply aint worth it. Which explains, in part, why there is so little civic participation, why rape and other crimes against Black Women are so high, and the like in the hood. Remember, Sistas have been having expanded choice for at least the better part of 4 decades now, thanks to The Great Society, coinciding w/Roe v Wade and the social changes that favored Women, economic and educational opportunities favoring Woman, etc.

    Our White Brothers should take heed. And our White Sisters should be afraid.

    They should be very, very afraid.

    The Obsidian


  196. @Obs – great stuff, dead on.


  197. Maurice,
    Thanks, man. Yea, like Kamal I too continue to be amazed by just how out of touch so many Women are. Its scary. They don’t seem to be able to connect the dots, to see the big picture. Perhaps this explains why one is hardpressed to come w/a female name behind the phrase “Chess Grandmaster”.
    Hmm.

    O


  198. on June 5, 2009 at 10:47 am | Reply Seeking Alpha

    My first ever submission:

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gUqUbCTF8Nd49pP4yurfC0fj7xKQD98K2BO82

    Not that strong of a case, but worth a shot…

    Sit out of the dating game, though, and you may miss out on the love of your life.

    Christopher Floyd, 39, a photographer and video producer in Albuquerque, N.M., almost stopped communicating with a woman he met on eHarmony late last year because of his financial situation. His business has decreased 65 percent and he is trying to do a short sale on his home.

    But his potential love match, Angela Sowers, 31, who works in human resources in Sacramento, Calif., persuaded him to give the relationship a shot. She flew out with friends to meet him and the two hit it off.

    Floyd is moving to Sacramento next week and will live with her parents, so the two can date locally.

    Sowers, who has had to foot the bill for a few plane tickets, said she isn’t too worried about his lack of income. She’s hoping he can get his business going in Sacramento.


  199. When Jessica Valenti ‘s beta husband wins Beta of the Year could he be sent a bouquet of roses and a strap-on to commemorate his victory.
    I’d chip in.


  200. seeking,

    That guy maybe a loser, but she is pursuing him, at great cost to her and her family. Sort of the antithesis of what most of the winners are about.


  201. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/06/05/japan.herbivore.men/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

    BOTY = Any man who either a) self-categorizes as “herbivore,” or b) any man who is objectively categorized as “herbivore” by his traits.

    And you say the West is self-destructing? Then again, Japan is so Westernized (with its own unique traits) that we might as well be lumped in with them.


  202. on June 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm | Reply Lawyer from Hell

    O wrote:

    “But for the vast majority of Betas, they’ll see just how fundamentally rigged the system is against them, see what Women really want, and note what those Women really think about Betas, and will, in their anger and indifference, simply go off the grid-they’ll disappear as much as possible from the public square. They’ll volunteer and participate in societal functions a lot less, will work just enough to keep a roof over their heads and indulge their hobbies/interests, eschew contact w/Women in general, and whenever possible, avoid paying taxes so as to make life harder for Women who chase down Alphas. Beta Males are by their very nature are more laidback and passive, so AJ’s premise of a Beta Uprising is simply not tenable. However, many in this cohort are smart-some are *very smart*-and they’ll come to the same conclusion I’m laying out right here. Through individualistic passive resistance, more and more Betas, seeing that only a few guys can realisitically “win” w/Game, will simply say “Fuck it” and stop. Stop participating in society, on a whole host of levels.”

    It is already happening on a large scale. Why do you think online games are so popular and gaining millions of participants? That is where the betas are running to and escaping their current existence. There they can be the hero, be admired, be something they are not.

    They can be “social” sort of, yet give nothing to the real world but the minimum.


  203. Rich kid puts up with slag until she openly and notoriously embarrasses him by shagging biker.

    Click this one first and guess who’s the rich kid boyfriend: http://tinyurl.com/mefcvu

    Click this one for sad confirmation:

    http://tinyurl.com/knkps8

    Note

    First, that the kid and her were presumptively something, see above photo’s and:
    “A Seven spokeswoman denied Stokes and Gordon were engaged, despite Gordon sporting a diamond ring on her wedding finger last Friday.”

    Second, that he put up with her:
    “It is not the first time Gordon’s public behaviour is said to have affected her relationship with Stokes. In February, The Sunday Telegraph reported the pair had argued after Gordon wanted to continue partying “beyond her curfew” on her 24th birthday.
    “Last year at the Ivy Gordon was allegedly seen crying before “knocking back” shots and openly flirting with men and women.

    Feminist BS money quotes, with my add:
    “Jodi’s [the wrongdoer her] holding up: she’s a strong, stoic girl, [being a slut is empowering!] but she is also acutely aware of the damage she’s done,” a friend of Gordon said.
    “She’s devastated that she’s caused [hey, causation! whaddya know! maybe we're getting somewhere!] so much turmoil. (She’s) honestly appalled by what’s happened.” [by what happened, ah, so close, so close...Google 'the knife went in' by Theodore Dalrymple.]


  204. My apologies to Roissy, his readers, and the woman in question. Upon re-reading the news accounts above, I see no evidence she shagged the biker. Just found in his room and admitted cocaine use to the cops. So, can’t be certain of the shag. Please consider the shag assertion retracted. No shag. Not accusing her of shagging the biker. I take it back. I wasn’t there. Don’t know. Apologies.

    That said, I believe it’s still a good candidate for beta of the month.


  205. Saw this pop up on the ole Facebook today: http://getthisguyawife.com

    “…my social life of late has been pathetic. I have an increasingly difficult time finding single women to date. I have held out hopes that my married friends would help me out. I’ve begged, pleaded, and guilt-tripped my friends into helping me out, to no avail. So I’m going to try one last trick. Bribery.

    That’s right, I’m going to bribe you to help me find a wife. So what’s your motivation? Cash. Cold hard cash. FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS to be exact. If you introduce me to the woman who becomes my wife, I will pay you $5000. If you are a woman, and introduce yourself to me, I will give you a $5000 wedding ring on our wedding day.”

    I knew this guy back in college, and yes, he is as harmlessly creepy and unable to get a girl as he comes across on his website.


  206. From the good old daily mail, a classic.

    Psychic conned lovesick chef out of thousands of pounds by pretending to be his ex-girlfriend

    “the jury heard Mr Trussell, who owns a restaurant in Crouch End, north London, had been devastated after the split with Miss Pratt.

    In desperation he turned to Psychic TV, a Sky and freeview channel devoted to mediums and spiritualists, and rang a premium rate number that was advertised which led him to speak with Lavery, 42, of Brixton, south London.

    “Over a period of eight months, Mr Trussell, 41, was tricked into handing over vast sums of cash, £800 of leather fetish gear, a sofa and even a £6,000 engagement ring.”

    “Mr Trussell said the demands for cash kept coming and he would sometimes refuse if he was low on money. But he ended up giving in as he felt ‘guilty’.”

    After some time he received a message which said Miss Pratt announced she wanted to get married, leading him to buy the engagement ring.

    ‘I thought it was weird because we hadn’t met each other. It was bugging me but I kept thinking it was going to be okay,’ he said.

    Afterwards he said he heard nothing back from his ex, adding he thought it was ‘very rude’ of her.”

    —————————

    The soul of the beta, he buys a 6000 pound engagement ring (about 10000 dollars?) for a woman he hasn’t seen in months, then when she breaks contact he considers it ‘very rude’.

    The funny thing is that the chef is quite handsome, with a strong nose and facial structure, while the psychic looks ‘beta’. Also the chef owns his own restaurant, which should give him access to a bag of hot young waitresses, if he were so inclined. But no, his dark soul is purest beta.


  207. Letter to an advice column, “My wife hates how often I masturbate”

    http://www.slate.com/id/2220155/

    “I masturbate pretty much every morning after getting up and every evening before I go to bed”


  208. Though fictional, this beta provides major lols.


  209. Its a video. (SFW)

    Wife whooping husbands ass. (just for a laught and cringe.)

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1386744

    I know its old, but worthy of a watch.


  210. http://www.redtube.com/15878

    It’s ALL about her.


  211. Future Mega-Omega in training.

    The dad looks like the kind of guy who whould sleep with his, “one true love.” Pity.


  212. Alpha of the Month? A dude known only as “Speedy” (PUA handle, perhaps?), picked up Lady Gaga off the set of LoveGame.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1191997/Lady-GaGa-unmasked-Singer-caught-make-romantic-beach-frolic.html


  213. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/16/gop-senator-admits-extramarital-affair-campaign-staffer/

    Doug Hampton was some guy working in Senator Ensign’s office. His wife Cindy worked for the Senator’s re-election campaign, during the course of which he repeatedly flooded Cindy’s pussy with Senatorial jizz. (Also worth noting: Ensign was re-elected in 2006, but the affair was 2007-2008, so the “campaign work” was probably not particularly rigorous.)

    After finding out about the affair, Doug not only sticks with Cindy, but he (or maybe Cindy – who knows who wears the pants in their marriage) negotiates a “severance package” for his wife (CEOs get severance packages; campaign aides get jack) and then tries to further extort his boss before overplaying his hand.

    An Omega surely wouldn’t have the grit to blackmail a US Senator, but extortion is terrorism for weak, unimaginative paper-pushers. Extortion as a response to your boss banging your wife is beta.

    This is the best pic I could find of the beautiful Cindy:

    http://www.nhatky.in/cynthia-hampton-ensign-12338197


  214. Don’t have a link but a guy called in to Elliot in the Morning today to talk about his wife with liver cancer. Since she’s only got about 2 years to live, she asked to be allowed to date and sleep with other guys and he agreed. Now, she does this routinely and he dates (but was careful to not indicate he was sleeping with) other women. They remain married and he claims he does this because he wants her to be happy.

    Bullshit.


  215. @collegeboy Wow


  216. Doba, i hear ya, but i’m not going to moderate comments. too much work. i could ban LR for a week but the beta parade will just find some other female commenter to surround like hungry wolves.

    as for me, don’t confuse my generally sound advice to avoid behaving like LR’s enablers in real life with my penchant for enjoying the art of inflicting cruel psychological torment on deserving numbskulls like LR.


  217. Fuck, I know. What part of “Don’t feed the attention whore” do people not understand.


  218. http://money.cnn.com/2009/06/18/technology/google_23andMe/index.htm

    Check out the manly mug of Sergey Brin’s wife Anne
    Wojcicki:

    Several billion dollars and that’s the best you can do? At least Melinda Gates looked cute circa Microsoft Bob era.

    Billions and that’s the best you can do?


  219. My beta nominee: Alyssa Milano’s fiance, some Hollywood producer or agent or some other behind-the-scenes guy: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28525806/

    Sure, Alyssa’s probably still a decent catch at 36, but honestly, she’s not nearly what she was at the time of her last two engagements back in the ’90s. I see hotter girls walking around on the typical college campus.

    Alyssa fits Roissy’s model female trajectory perfectly: she’s hot in her late teens and twenties, fucks around with all kinds of male celebs (Justin Timberlake, Corey Haim, Eric Dane, and no fewer than four Major League Baseball players, just to name a few), reaches her late thirties and realizes that her looks are fading fast and her biological clock is nearing midnight, and she settles for whatever poor chump will still have her ass after all those actors and ballplayers have dumped her for the next generation of starlets.


  220. Jeezus wept, what is this forum? What a bunch of f*cked up, flatulent, mummies’ little retards you all are. Go get an education. No wonder the world’s going to hell down the shit shoot when sperm brained plant balls like you lot haven’t got anything better to do than scratch your stinking arses to haemophiliac death.

    Claws


  221. on June 24, 2009 at 1:10 pm | Reply Dave Is Certainly Knowing

    Thank you for that vital piece of information.


  222. Matt Miller clearly has earned it.


  223. I love Rod Dreher, so I’m doing this with some reluctance. But this column by the Crunchy Con is the epitome of social conservative cluelessness.

    Here is the worst of it:

    I am a papa bear about my wife and kids. I really am. I would give up my life without a second thought for any of them, and I struggle every day to be worthy of them. If my wife ever committed adultery, under most circumstances (i.e., true contrition and repentance), I would hasten to forgive her, not only because I love her that strongly, but also because I would see it as my duty, in love, to do whatever I could to make our marriage whole again, for the sake of the children.

    Seriously, cheating is pretty much the worst thing a woman can do to a man. A woman who commits the ultimate betrayal should never be given a second chance. I swear to God, if am ever cheated on, I hope to hell someone is on hand to physically hold me back, because otherwise there will be blood.


  224. http://www.pww.org/article/articleview/16127/

    Not only does the man’s wife drug him and literally cut off his balls, but he “asked police to give her leniency because he felt responsible for the tragedy”.


  225. Douchebag Swedish father is keeping his child’s gender a secret in order to “avoid preconceived notions of how people should be treated if male or female.”

    Pop’s parents, both 24, made a decision when their baby was born to keep Pop’s sex a secret. Aside from a select few – those who have changed the child’s diaper – nobody knows Pop’s gender; if anyone enquires, Pop’s parents simply say they don’t disclose this information.

    In an interview with newspaper Svenska Dagbladet in March, the parents were quoted saying their decision was rooted in the feminist philosophy that gender is a social construction.

    “We want Pop to grow up more freely and avoid being forced into a specific gender mould from the outset,” Pop’s mother said. “It’s cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead.”

    The child’s parents said so long as they keep Pop’s gender a secret, he or she will be able to avoid preconceived notions of how people should be treated if male or female.

    Pop’s wardrobe includes everything from dresses to trousers and Pop’s hairstyle changes on a regular basis. And Pop usually decides how Pop is going to dress on a given morning.

    Pardon me while I puke!

    Anna Nordenström, a paediatric endocrinologist at Karolinska Institutet, says it’s hard to know what effects the parents’ decision will have on Pop.

    “It will affect the child, but it’s hard to say if it will hurt the child,” says Nordenström, who studies hormonal influences on gender development.

    Hard to say? Not hard to say at all that this is nothing less than child abuse.

    For the beta of the century, I nominate the entire nation of Sweden, firstly for having a “gender equality minister” at all, and secondly because that minister said:

    The government considers female and male as social constructions, that means gender patterns are created by upbringing, culture, economical conditions, power structures and political ideology.


  226. The June 2009 beta of the month and a strong contender to win the annual award… Larry David on Conan discussing his harpy wife who divorced him but that’s just the warm up, the real killer is his comment on orgasms at 6min in.


  227. Jon Gosselin (from the TLC show Jon and Kate Plus Eight) has to be a nominee. For five entire seasons the show pretty much consisted of his harpy wife nagging and belittling him in front of the camera. Sure, lots of guys are pussy whipped, but how many broadcast their betaness to the world?


  228. Jon Gosselin (from the TLC show Jon and Kate Plus Eight) has to be a nominee. For five entire seasons the show pretty much consisted of his harpy wife nagging and belittling him in front of the camera. Sure, lots of guys are pussy whipped, but how many broadcast their betaness to the world?

    Yea but hasn’t he been caught fucking cute college chicks on the side?


  229. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  230. Have you read Sandra Tsing Loh’s divorce statement on The Atlantic?

    http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200907/divorce

    The woman cheated on his husband, and divorced him. He “spends too much time on the road.” The other stories in there are pretty pathetic too.


  231. on June 30, 2009 at 8:51 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

    ””””””””””’The author is ending her marriage. Isn’t it time you did the same?
    by Sandra Tsing Loh ”””””””’

    She is 47 years old. What is she gonna do when she gets laid off in a year or so gonna be feeling stupid when the kids don’t want to do shit with her. She gonna go become a prostitute?


  232. Here’s a great beta — just found on isteve.blogspot.com — the beta is the male parent in this couple of course:

    A Swedish couple’s decision to keep their toddler’s gender a secret is stirring debate, especially now that the parents are expecting a second child.

    “Pop” is 2 ½ years old, but so far only those who change the child’s diapers know whether the youngster is a boy or a girl, TheLocal.se, an English-language site for Swedish news, said last week.

    Back in March, the parents gave an interview to the Svenska Dagbladet newspaper, saying they decided not to reveal their child’s sex because they believe gender is a social construction. “We want Pop to grow up more freely and avoid being forced into a specific gender mold from the outset,” said the child’s mother, “Nora.” (The paper used fake names for the entire family to protect their privacy.)

    “It’s cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead,” the mother said.

    The parents, both 24 years old, said they never use personal pronouns when referring to the child. They just say “Pop.”

    The tot wears everything from dresses to pants, and Pop is usually the one who decides what to wear on any given morning. Pop’s hairstyle is also changed on a regular basis, so it doesn’t provide any clues.

    Swedish gender equality expert Kristina Henkel told The Local that the experiment could make Pop a stronger person, since he or she won’t be subject to gender stereotypes.

    http://www.thelocal.se/20232/20090623/


  233. $10k by the third date, and where’s he take her?

    Shopping.

    with her little dog too.


  234. Spurce, that’s a real good one.


  235. “Then there was me. Not alpha in any sense.” No shit, buddy:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/05/fashion/05love.html?_r=1&ref=fashion

    Enjoy.


  236. “Male, female undergraduates can now share dorm, no questions asked ”

    “For 19-year-olds Danzig and Barlow, it’s not a romantic thing: She already has a boyfriend on campus. She says she simply prefers to live with men, and Barlow is a very close friend.

    “I tend to get along better with guys,” she said. Still, she said, she couldn’t imagine sharing a dorm room with her boyfriend. ”

    The picture is what sealed it for me.

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/education/1653231,CST-NWS-mixedsex06.article


  237. on July 6, 2009 at 8:11 pm | Reply we have a winner

    “Heather Howland looks at the floor as Andy, her husband of 15 years, tries to work out how many men she has had inappropriate relations with in the past two years. We were going through it all the other night and I said I reckoned there have been about 50,” he says, quite matter-of-factly…”

    “The medical explanation is that she suffers from hypersexuality. It’s a convoluted way of saying she’s a nymphomaniac,” explains Andy… She even turned me down the other day,” says Andy, laughing. “I wanted to sleep with her, but she was the one who said she didn’t feel like it. ”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-491210/Help-My-wife-WAS-doting-mother–went-coma-shes-hypersexual.html


  238. on July 6, 2009 at 8:26 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    Squeeze – “For 19-year-olds Danzig and Barlow, it’s not a romantic thing: She already has a boyfriend on campus. She says she simply prefers to live with men, and Barlow is a very close friend.

    But who’s the bigger beta, the dorky roommate in the photo or the boyfriend of the girl living with the beta-dork?

    No way in hell I’m letting my girl live with another guy even if he looks like a beta-dork on roids.


  239. on July 6, 2009 at 8:43 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

    ””””””'”I can’t say this is easy,” he says, “and I still get churned up every time I think about her with another man, but when we got married I promised to stick by her in sickness and in health. I know we can get through this. People laugh at this sort of thing, and I know why.””””””””””””””””””’

    I don’t know man. Sounds like the dude really married her not the fake shit. Sounds like alpha of the month. Little different than the beta shit.

    She changed after hemorage. So yea he is trying to fullfill his duty.


  240. This is a strong contender for the July Beta of the Month:

    http://ask.metafilter.com/126805/I-slapped-my-Girlfriend

    Dude is beating himself up for slapping his lying, manipulative slut of a girlfriend — who cheated on him for three full years — when she is the one who started beating on him first.


  241. They said some transgender students feel uncomfortable rooming with students of the same biological sex when they actually identify with the opposite sex.

    Yeah, let’s change our policy for the vast majority of the students just because a few transgendered freaks are “uncomfortable”.

    She said her roommate choice doesn’t make a difference to her parents.

    Parenting FAIL.


  242. on July 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm | Reply It's My First Day

    How about an Alpha of the Year contest?

    http://www.break.com/cage-potato/rampage-dry-humps-cagepotato-reporter.html

    I am not a UFC fan, and this guy has a bit of a reputation for being slightly unhinged mentally, but damn, this video says a lot.


  243. on July 9, 2009 at 9:38 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    Diphasic Onset-

    MORGAN FREEMAN SET TO WED GRANDDAUGHTER E’DENA

    Jesus fuckin christ that has to be fake. That’s national enquirer BS.

    If it isn’t true I wonder if he will sue for slander.


  244. “Male, female undergraduates can now share dorm, no questions asked ”

    “For 19-year-olds Danzig and Barlow, it’s not a romantic thing: She already has a boyfriend on campus. She says she simply prefers to live with men, and Barlow is a very close friend.

    What the hell.

    I’m so glad I didn’t choose to attend U Chicago. It’s bad enough that they have co-ed bathrooms.

    ugh.


  245. on July 10, 2009 at 4:16 pm | Reply Seeking_Alpha

    Submitted by another reader in the comment section of today’s post

    http://open.salon.com/blog/travis_darby/2009/07/06/all_my_wifes_facebook_friends_are_men_should_i_be_worried


  246. Jimmy Carter’s nephew, William Carter Spann took out the following advert in a newspaper to win his love’s hand:

    “To Susan Lynn: I love you so much I would crawl thru 9 miles of broken glass and razor blades to sniff the truck tires that haul your drawers to the laundry. I would fist-fight a gut-shotpolar bear with my hands tied behind my back for a few moments alone with you. I love you, marry me.
    Willie Carter Spann.


  247. on July 11, 2009 at 2:29 am | Reply Willard Libby

    P.S………………..FUCK CANADA!


  248. @Spruce

    On the other hand, 10K IS a reasonable price for a GFE taking up that much time with an attractive “actress” of that genre in Beverly Hills. So it’s value for $, and he’s allowed to spend it as he wishes.

    There is also the class component of prostitution law. A Rodeo Drive shopping trip as part of an “understanding” is of no interest to law enforcement, while $100 for a beej on the Turnpike gets you thrown up against the car ‘cuz your “service provider” is a lady cop.


  249. after clubbing you to death like the 200+ lb she-walrus that you are

    I am proud to take credit for creating the “she-[noun]” formation! I first did this when I wrote “she-lawyer” on this blog.

    The English language kind of allows the feminization of a neutral noun by adding “-ess” (as in actress) or more quaintly, “-trix” as in “aviatrix” or “dominatrix,” to the end of the word. Alas, such a suffix is inadequate in exploiting the comical effect of a feminine object that is normally understood to be masculine.

    Hence my brilliant innivation, the prefix “she-“


  250. @pa

    “I am proud to take credit for creating the “she-[noun]” formation! I first did this when I wrote “she-lawyer” on this blog.”

    You should be proud – it’s not everyday you see the wide spread use of a new noun formation. I now feel privilaged to have had it used on me. :)


  251. I enjoy your comments at my lair!!!

    This rhymes with “I enjoy your cum in my hair!!!”


  252. @LR

    “Aoefe, you’re right I’ve mentioned him personally often enough & you aren’t surprised about it.”

    Your answer was very similar to what I would have anticipated.
    ————————————————————————-
    “he’s not a stupid guy so he knows that his actions come off “pussified”. ”

    You are making it too easy for him to win.
    ————————————————————————-
    “However you have no idea what kind of friend I am to those I love.”

    Lucky Willard. :)
    ————————————————————————-
    “No need to fight, kids!”

    @Willard

    She’s right. Let’s bury the hatchet (no NOT in my head). :)


  253. LR said:

    I enjoy your comments at my lair!!!

    PA responded:

    This rhymes with “I enjoy your cum in my hair!!!”

    Ha.


  254. on July 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    aoefe – Willard said: “FUCK CANADA!”
    One last thing I’m sorry Canada has been so mean to you. Don’t you hate it when entire countries have done you over?

    Canada has been a plague on the human condition since July 1, 1867.

    But today I look north and bow to Canada because Italian/Canadian boxer Arturo Gatti was murdered in Brazil.

    Very sad.

    PA – I am proud to take credit for creating the “she-[noun]” formation! I first did this when I wrote “she-lawyer” on this blog.

    Hence my brilliant innivation, the prefix “she-”

    I came up with it independently of you, Polish Edison.

    By the way do you know how many Pollacks it takes to change a light bulb?

    ……….1001.

    1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.


  255. I second the nomination of the entire nation of Sweden for endorsing parents keeping the sex of their 2.5 year old kid secret and officially believing that “gender is a social and political construction.”

    Wasn’t it Sweden that suggested requiring men to sit down to piss in the name of “gender equality?” It’s sickening.


  256. @Willard

    “But today I look north and bow to Canada because Italian/Canadian boxer Arturo Gatti was murdered in Brazil.
    Very sad.”

    And from what reports are saying the 37 year old boxer was killed by his 23 year old Brazillian wife – potentially choked with her purse strap.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-gatti-death&prov=ap&type=lgns


  257. This guy, who says he’ll give $10k to the person who introduces him to his wife.

    http://www.10k4awife.com/


  258. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124743668592229179.html

    An article about people who are divorced or divorcing and still live in the same house. Common theme: the woman gets the master bedroom, the man sleeps on the couch or in the basement. Clearly the assumption is that the woman is owns the house and is staying, and the man does not own the house and is on the way out.

    Her husband lives in the finished basement, formerly the family’s game room. “We had to take down the pool table so he’d have a place to sleep,” she says. He sleeps on an air mattress, and has his own entrance and a full bathroom, though his only cooking equipment is a microwave.

    Each calls the other before entering their respective domains; they schedule use of the washer and dryer and negotiate evenings out, Ms. Brewster says.

    “He still takes the garbage out and mows the lawn. Sometimes, I will call him and say, ‘I know you’re eating frozen dinners; I cooked extra, come up,'” Ms. Brewster says. “I try to take the high road in front of the kids. Goodness knows they’ve seen the bad side of marriage — the arguing.”

    Both have resumed dating and have even given each other advice on how to get back into the singles world. Ms. Brewster took the photograph of her husband that he put on match.com, the online dating Web site. On some Saturday nights, she says, they hire a baby sitter so they can both go out, and they share their plans so they won’t run into each other.

    Their living situation has scared away some potential suitors. “It freaks a lot of them out,” says Ms. Brewster. “I tell them upfront: Here’s my situation. Eventually I will move on, but I’m not going to do something to mess myself up financially.”

    What a betadouche this guy is. Lives in his wife’s basement, coordinates his love life with her, and is hanging around to facilitate her financial happiness. He is just one step away from that previous BOTM candidate who lives with his wife and her new lover simply in order to be the live-in babysitter for the kids.


  259. There seem to be a lot of stories in the media recently on couples who can’t move out “because of the financial crisis.” The thing is, most of these beta’s have 5 digit credit card debt already according the articles. I find it amazing that they won’t go in debt to get out of a horrible situation (living with an ex) but they were previously willing to for likely less important BS.


  260. on July 14, 2009 at 12:21 am | Reply Willard Libby

    Captain Save-a-Ho at the end of this video:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=99e_1247333433&c=1

    She’s a bitch but the greasy Mexican should have had the shit kicked out of him. Or a bullet put into his pumpkin head.


  261. on July 16, 2009 at 9:59 am | Reply Samuel Taylor

    FYI

    Man jailed for not supporting someone else’s child

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090716/ap_on_re_us/us_wrongfully_jailed


  262. I nominate John Gosselin. In this article, he went to France with his new gf and she ditched him there. Some beta responses to the press about the relationship.

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jon-gosselin-speaks-out-on-new-girlfriend/25239?nc


  263. A man sings for his girlfriend in his underwear to propose in front of a theatre.

    http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/vid/14547285


  264. on July 18, 2009 at 10:16 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    Arturo Gatti was one of the toughest boxers of his generation.

    Here’s a google translation from French about the wife of Arturo Gatti who is suspected in his murder:

    In December 2008, Piedad, housekeeper, was hired by Amanda Rodrigues and Gatti to work in their home. She spent several days in the condominium where they lived and knew their everyday lives.

    Also, Gisele, who was a friend of Amanda since May 2008, learned to know the woman suspected of murdering her husband.

    “Initially I thought they were nice people. I had no problems with the work I was doing there. I didn’t know Arturo, I didn’t even know he was a boxer,”said Piedad.

    “Suddenly, I began to see strange things. I found it strange that it’s always Arturo who rises at night to feed the baby. I am Portuguese, and where I come from, the woman handles such things. On mornings its always he who would get up to feed the baby while his wife slept. Even when returning late at night, he woke up. He did everything for the baby.”

    “When she woke, she would do hair and then go shopping. That’s all she did every day. She didn’t know to work and said that Arturo should make a living. She often bought new clothes she never wore. When the guardian wasn’t available, she asked me to keep the baby so she could leave. It was as if she didn’t care of this baby. ”

    According to what CKAC Sports learned, Gatti gave between $500 and $1000 per day to satisfy his wife. Gatti indicated to friends that he believed she hid the money because, despite the cash he gave her credit cards back full at the end of each month.

    “It doesn’t surprise me at all. One day while I was washing, Arturo came asking me if I checked the pockets before washing his trousers. I said yes and I asked him why he was asking. He said he left $1500 in his pocket, the day before, and they were missing. Without accusing me, he simply asked whether I took the money. I told him no. The whole issue was dropped, he never spoke of it again, he was good with me. ”

    She continues: “I also knew she sent money secretly to her mother. I heard her talk on the phone. But when he came into the room, she changed dialect so he doesn’t understand. She hangs up immediately after for not suspect that she did. I never told anyone. ”

    “She also spoke of the fact she didn’t know the financial figures of the real estate that belonged to her husband. I asked her what that could change, she had just arrived in Montreal. She told me she was young, but very intelligent. ”

    “I know she was trying by all means to convince him to change his will in her favor. From what I understand, his lawyer and his business partner had discouraged. More days passed and the more I realized what kind of person she was. In the end, I was convinced she was in this couple only for the money. ”

    Rodrigues moved to Montreal in May 2008 with Arturo, she was already 5 months pregnant.

    “After the birth of Arturo Jr., I think she was not ready to live the life of mother. She wanted to continue living the single life. Having a baby changes a life. I think that was one reason why they were arguing so much. She was a woman with two faces: nice when she wanted something, but also extremely aggressive when things went less well. I know that a few occasions she prevented him from entering the house while he was under the influence of alcohol. When it happened, he would sleep with his mother. He would not even enter because he knew that argument would follow. One day he told me he had spent the night at his friend to save his mother another explanation. ”

    She took boxing lessons

    “To occupy Arturo had included his wife in private boxing. Three times a week, she would take boxing lessons at the school of boxing Angelo Dibella. When I hear lawyers say she could not kill him, I find it ridiculous. I always felt she was capable of doing so. Moreover, as soon as I knew Arturo died, even before the details, I knew it she had killed him. I do not know if he was drugged or if she paid someone to do it, but it’s sure that she is responsible. ”

    What kind of mother was she? She loved this baby?

    “I can not tell you. I believe she wanted to get pregnant in order to secure her financial future. She had no idea how to care for a baby. She gave him something to eat that no one would give an infant. I’m the one who explained to her how. I felt she didn’t know. Once she had the chance to leave the house without him, she did. I know she insisted that the small Arturo has a Brazilian passport. Arturo, to make her happy, got him one. Now I understand why she insisted so much. It was the money she loved and not Arturo. ”

    And violence?

    “I have never seen violence on his part. One day I arrived and saw the door of the condominium had been forced, but I didn’t ask questions. I do not know what happened with that. Anyway, it was not my business. ”

    What kind of end do you expect?

    “I hope that she will pay for what she did. That man didn’t deserve to die that way. I’ve only known for six months, but he was a good person to me. ”

    Amanda’s friend Gisèle had to sever ties

    “I met her in May 2008, when she had just arrived in the country. She was Brazilian and I Portuguese so we could speak Portuguese. I found nice. We got on well. We often went out together; Arturo also, at times with his friends. We often went dinner together. It was nice, but I already found she had a big mouth and said some things. ”

    “When we went out, she often fighting with her husband, mainly because of things she said. She seemed pleased to fight. I didn’t like it at all, it made me very uncomfortable and I told her a few times. During an argument, I remember that she made an inappropriate remark about Arturo’s father who died several years ago. I found it disgusting. But when she was separated from him, she was more quiet. ”

    “When giving birth to the small Arturo, we went to the hospital to see them. The small bed for the baby was tilted right beside her. For some reason, she placed the baby upside down. I watched my sister to say ‘She’s missing someting’. I had to place the baby, the head up. ”

    “A month after the baby is born, I visited. She dried her hair in the bathroom. She asked me to dress the baby. I asked her where he was. She said she left in the room 15 minutes earlier. I go into the bedroom, the baby was naked on the bed without protection around him and the air conditioning blowing cool air directly at him. The baby was frozen and had lips blue. I panicked. I told her she was crazy to leave the baby like that. She replied that I was right and Arturo had made the same comment before. I began to realize how much she was neglecting the baby. I remember that day of the year, she gave the baby broccoli soup. He had only three months. What she thought? That evening, she was as a stripper in front of my uncles and aunts. It was embarrassing. She also thought it was fun to hold the infant by the feet, head down. She thought it was funny. I seriously started thinking that I had to stop seeing her. ”

    “She cared for her looks and she using a drug to stay thin. She even offered to provide me on the black market via her father who worked in a hospital in Brazil. I checked and the drug was illegal in Canada. I told her no thank you. ”

    “One evening we were to join Arturo and his friends at the Cage aux Sports. She came out of the house dressed as a prostitute. I was embarrassed to walk in the street with her. Even if I asked her to put at least a sweater, she refused saying that her husband hated when dressed this way and that she wanted to see his reaction. During our evening at the restaurant, we talked about children and at one point, she starts to Arturo to all of us: ‘You Arturo, your daughter looks like a retard, she really didn’t look normal.” Arturo went crazy and his friends had him leave the restaurant. She was serious, she didn’t like his daughter Sofia. She wanted Arturo has only the small Arturo in his life. ”

    Gatti had Sofia with his first wife Érika from New Jersey. In an interview given to The New York Daily News, Erika explained that Amanda didn’t want Arturo maintains contact with his daughter. According to her, he was a good father who took his responsibilities.

    “We left the restaurant to come home. She placed the baby in the seat without closing the seat belt. I did it. Once done, she released an album to show me photos of Sofia saying, ‘Look, she doesn’t look like a retard? ” I couldn’t believe my ears, it was really crazy. I asked her how she could say such a thing to her husband. She spent the rest of the evening sending text messages and hateful voice messages on his cell. I remained alone with the baby in the bedroom for three hours. My sister finally picked me up. Just before leaving, she told us: ‘If he thinks that his ex was difficult, he will see how I can be a bitch. One day I’ll finish him! ” In my head it was finished, I could not remain friends with her.”

    The fracture

    “After this crazy evening, I decided to end my friendship with her. I kept contact with other friends who kept me updated on what was happening in their life. I stopped returning her calls and emails. I didn’t even call for her birthday in April. I was told she didnt appreciate that I dropped her. She had just lost two of her friends, me and my sister. Later, I knew Fabrizio, brother of Arturo, and his friends Chris and Tony had also stopped talking to her for different reasons. Things didn’t go well for her friendships. ”

    “A few days later, I heard Arturo was in jail because he didn’t appear in court for an assault case. As far as I know, he does not beat her. I thought that things between them were getting worse. A few weeks before the murder, I was with my mother at the dinner table and told her that this girl was mad enough to kill her husband. When she was angry, she was bad. A few weeks later, I learn Arturo was dead. I immediately knew she had killed him. My intuition was right on it. I am shocked and very sad. Especially for the family and the two small children.”
    ————————————————————

    I can’t believe Arturo is dead. And killed by some bitch who was pure trash.

    Same thing happened to comic genius Phil Hartman. Fuckin ex call girl, failed model wife Brin murdered him in his sleep.

    Here’s what Arturo was made of.

    Alpha against men, beta with his wife?


  265. Beta this Beta that submitted this:

    Sorry Roissy I know its off topic but BOTY submission!!!

    http://personals.aol.com/articles/2009/07/16/worst-video-dating-profiles/


  266. Holy sheet! I forgot guys this o m e g a existed!

    The purest o m e g a has to be Jeff in the second video (“Men’s Hall of Shame”). He is the one in the yellow shirt and tie, whom the female camera operator keeps reminding to look into the camera.

    The other guys are bad too, but a few mainly due to low IQ or unpolished presentation.


  267. Willard–

    What the translation of the Gatti housekeeper interview tells us is how much alpha with women is a state of mind and set of cultural beliefs, and not only a matter of testosterone level.


  268. on July 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm | Reply Seeking Alpha

    http://www.allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2009/07/21/21827536.aspx

    Rapper Nas – in the middle of a nasty divorce with R&B artist Kelis – was not allowed to be present at the birth of his son.


  269. The conclusion:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/8158822.stm

    to this betacular story:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1146173/Old-flames-reunite-love-letter-lost-years-fireplace.html

    It’s a heart-vomiting tale of how a used-up middle-aged Spanish lady dupes a lonely, forlorn British Beta into marriage after dumping him over a decade and a half ago to get hollowed out by innumerable Frenchmen. An international romance, if there ever was one!

    After sixteen years and only having her haggard face, depleted fertility, and hooker boots to show for it, she stumbles upon the sappy “long-lost” communique of her beta-in-waiting, discovering that, in true beta fashion, he was still waiting — and so ever eager to claim his now severely depreciated prize. He dutifully rushes to be with her mere days after she calls him back ten years late, never minding that she has intentionally ignored him for over a goddamn decade. Pathetically, he accepts this:

    We met up and fell in love all over again and now we are getting married. I’m just glad the letter did eventually end up where it was supposed to be.

    We’re told that the original relationship had “fizzled out,” even though they had been together a year and engaged. But that’s okay, because its just like old times, she says:

    I never got married and now I can marry the man I have always loved. It’s like we were never apart. I am so happy and so in love.

    Tear-jerking! Like like they were never apart, you see. Steve was the one she really loved all those years that she was getting nailed and not called back by a veritable foreign legion of French cock.

    Certainly he feels the same way, unconcerned that he gets the consolation prize of the leathery 42-year-old pussy that thoroughly rejected and neglected him since back before “Wonderwall,” was a hit.

    How many special people change, indeed, you shifty Spanish whore.


  270. This unidentified man was so upset about divorcing his wife, he tried to return a used 2006 calender that he bought from a different bookstore:

    http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/your_next_boss/


  271. on July 24, 2009 at 1:48 pm | Reply Ferdinand Bardamu

    I’m nominating Conor Friedersdorf, for this simpering beta blog post in which he attacks the neg:

    http://trueslant.com/conorfriedersdorf/2009/07/22/some-i-insult-some-i-let-go/

    I’ve thoroughly ripped the Con-man a new asshole on my blog:

    http://fbardamu.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/conor-friedersdorf-a-social-conservative-who-just-doesnt-get-it/


  272. This guy (marries a cougar, she divorces him, he cries, financial ruin results, he says its OK that he cant date for while, AND…massive credit card debt):

    http://men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_9837


  273. In regards to my post above: What I always find interesting is that these guys are willing to take on 5 or 6 digit debt while married (presumably to make their wife happy) but then won’t take it on once divorced to buy their own happiness(ie their own modest place and with it an ability to date.) I mean there are some things worth going in debt for…escaping a hag-ex wife and being a man again is one of them.


  274. LA Times advice to cuckold husband: “Romance your wife, like her ex-lover would”.

    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-amy28-2009jul28,0,7654026.story

    Begging for sloppy seconds on your own goddamn wife. Brilliant!


  275. From Puma’s submission:

    “We’ve gotten past all that now, and in fact our marriage is probably stronger than it was. But one thing still bothers me: She admitted to performing certain intimate acts with him that she had previously refused to even talk about doing with me.

    She has never been able to explain why. She says, “Well I know I shouldn’t have done it, but I guess I got caught up in the moment.” And, “I wish I hadn’t! I shouldn’t have! I didn’t particularly enjoy it! I just acted without thinking!”

    HAHAHAHA. “Certain intimate acts,” oh jesus that’s funny. So his goddamn wife wouldn’t even discuss giving him a blow job or letting him finger her ass, yet her paramour was jovially spelunking in her every orifice, whether she “particularly enjoyed it” or not. Hilarious.

    This guy is TEXTBOOK cuckold, and its ultimately his own damn fault.

    If he had any self-respect, he’d manipulatively pique her guilt and then focus his repressed rage in bed by fucking the living daylights out of her like the slut that she is and refuses to admit.


  276. on July 30, 2009 at 1:33 am | Reply Teddy Pendergrass

    Roissy, do I have a treat for you, G. Oh, spank baby Jesus on the behind, do I ever. What I’m about to tell you isn’t a candidate for a mere beta of the month award. It ain’t even beta of the year. This is the beta of all-time award right here baby. Behold: http://incel.myonlineplace.org/forum/

    I’m not sure if you can put forth an entire forum of “incel” (that term standing for involuntary celibacy, by the way – the joke tells itself!) betas, or if you would need to narrow it down to a few posters (or, perhaps, the moderator squad). I’ve got a mole planted there who is aware of more in-depth knowledge of the place and I’m sure we could work something out here for a contest submission. Seems like the FAQ is a good place to start.

    This is too good to pass up, Roissy. We need you to bring the heat down on these uber betas and their bbbbbbbbw grrrl power trainers. (Seriously, how can a female be “incel” unless she’s mentally ill, morbidly obese, or a ten bagger?) Basically, the fabled Kingdom of David Alexander has been located. The beta males are ten to a home, devoted to their female masters who dispense unimaginably horrible “game” and dating advice. You couldn’t make this place up.

    The universe cannot come to its successful completion until Roissy does a writeup on this place for all the world to see (and vote on).


  277. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/27/arts/design/27border.html

    Whichever “man” made the decision to take down this sign out of fear that it would rouse the ire of a terrorist should be the beta of the month.


  278. Clear betas in this multiple relationship thing. Look at the pics too, all these dudes after 1 ugly old broad.

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/209164


  279. Herb^2 squared = Incel.


  280. I think I may be the mole Tendergrass was referring to. In a nutshell, the incel board he linked is like an omega factory. A couple of the moderators have hooked up with other (female) posters, which I suppose makes them herbs/betas. They then indoctrinate the rest of the desperate men, already at the low end of the beta spectrum, and push them off into omega status. When this happens, these men are blamed for being failures, when in reality it’s the fault of them following bad, delusional advice they got on the forum. There is a gang of bullies that run that place (a couple being mods) who can be quite abusive psychologically, minimizing the issues men face when it comes to the dating game. There is also a contingent of female posters who claim to be involuntarily celibate, but personally I just think are there to get there egos stroked by all the desperate men, who think maybe one day they can meet IRL and hook up. They are extremely leftist/socialist politically, and it shows in the “community” they’ve developed. The site is a great argument against matriarchy.

    Bottom line is that the place is messing with the heads of a lot of men. They need to be exposed, but it’s very difficult to break in and try and steer anybody right, because they are paranoid about losing their grip on the status quo. Mods will go so far to check your PM messages to see if you are privately giving out information they “disapprove” of. If he can’t make them a “beta of the month”, a post by Roissy exposing this matriarchal ghetto of bad dating advice might help open some eyes, and save a few betas.


  281. This guy is classic beta.

    http://www.albertsplace.com/about_me.html

    But, then exacted revenge on his ex-wife by posting stills of their home sex tape. (NSFW)

    http://www.albertsplace.com/my_revenge.html


  282. WTH!?!?

    Has to be beta of the month.


  283. Im not sure if its a tranny or a science experiment


  284. explains it


  285. Ben Kenop: He seems like a complete SWPL, liberal beta. The lazy hecklers ability to just control the situation is amazing.


  286. on August 5, 2009 at 8:51 am | Reply Seeking Alpha

    I submit Reihan Salam and his article The Death of Macho


  287. i nominate judd apatow; not for the beta heroes in his movies, but for his relationship with his wife:

    this broad should be tossing his salad and bringing home chicks for threesomes in thanks for giving her a career; instead she’s on jimmy kimmel making him look like a buffoon. despite what she says in that clip, i can only imagine the unholy bitch wrath she would unleash if apatow dared not give her a role in one of his movies.

    also, look at the body language in this picture – http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2802026496/nm0005182

    the countdown to this guy losing his wife and half his shit began a long time ago. i wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the phrase ‘or worse’ had been omitted from their marriage vows. he better hope the hits keep coming.

    what are the chances she’s banging more alpha hollywood dude’s on the side?


  288. The murder suicide guy, as I suggested in your first post about him.

    Also, this loser hypnotist fined for trying to kiss his blind date.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32314866/ns/world_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001


  289. Lance

    this broad should be tossing his salad and bringing home chicks for threesomes in thanks for giving her a career

    A man who understands equity.


  290. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  291. on August 8, 2009 at 2:45 am | Reply Willard Libby

    Bob Wright and Mickey Kaus discuss Game and the strategies of the Beta male.


  292. on August 8, 2009 at 2:45 am | Reply Willard Libby

    Bob Wright and Mickey Kaus discuss Game and the strategies of the Beta male:


  293. Iowahawk’s fictitious Ian is a prime candidate:

    http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/08/study-men-who-do-housework-attract-more-women-fewer-contusions.html

    “When Ian keeps ahead of the laundry, I find it really helps keep the relationship healthy and the hospital visits at a minimum,” said Sarah Pilcher, 37, a study participant. “Isn’t that right, Ian? I SAID, isn’t that RIGHT?”

    “Oh, yes, definitely, dear,” agreed her husband Ian, 38, bolting to attention in the midst of a silent gaze through the window of their spotless home in Luton, Beds. “It’s hard work sometimes, but I know Sarah appreciates it. Especially when I polish the glass on my testicle jar.”


  294. If there is ever an omega of the month contest I nominate all of Japan. Especially this guy.


  295. on August 10, 2009 at 2:30 am | Reply Willard Libby

    roissy, you need to create a separate “Omega of the Month/Year” category.

    This stuff is too good.


  296. I nominate the male attendees of this convention


  297. August Beta of the Month:

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/08122009/news/nationalnews/hey__sex_cells__184118.htm

    He also got in a fight with some other dude flirting with her. Wants to MARRY her after all that bullshit.


  298. There’s so much here. Rick Pitino bribery scandal.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090812/ap_on_sp_co_ne/bkc_pitino_extortion

    the woman’s husband is the obvious botm candidate. she screws his boss – Pitino. Pitno pays for an abortion. She forces her beta husband to deliver the extortion demands to Pitino.,


  299. Is it possible to have a retroactive BOTM candidate?

    Early on in Andrea Dworkin’s New Statesman article (http://www.newstatesman.com/200006050009) on how she was raped in a Paris hotel (at the age of 52), she made this statement: “In my own life, I don’t have intercourse. That is my choice.”

    A few paragraphs later, she mentions calling her “mate, John” who shared a home with her in Brooklyn.

    Months later, she recalled how “John looked for any other explanation than rape” and “abandoned me emotionally. Now a year has passed and sometimes he’s with me in his heart and sometimes not.”

    This, by the way, is the woman who famously said that penetration itself is a form of “occupation” and “violation of female boundaries,” and that sex is “the pure, sterile, formal expression of men’s contempt for women.”

    And yet, some dude served–not as her boyfriend, fiancee, husband, etc.–but as her “mate,” (or worse, life-partner), first despite her negative claims about sex, and even worse, he was with her even though she would not ever have sex with him (I imagine blowjobs were completely out of the question).

    So you imagine this SWPL tool, for years, hanging out with a woman who viewed him as a potential rapist and viewed his sexual desires as an expression of contempt. Did she let him whack off? Probably not.

    I know that Dworkin died in 2005. Fuck her, and fuck this guy too. He just might be beta of the century


  300. on August 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm | Reply marvelous bastard

    This smells like a prank, but if not it’s definitely beta of the month material…

    A guy set up a website to try to get laid, in Boston.

    From don chavez


  301. I like belittling and looking down on other people as much as the next guy, but positive role models can be equally instructive (and more inspiring). In other words, we absolutely need the “alpha of the year” contest you were talking about: here is my fav of the day…


  302. Rapper Charles Hamilton gets his ass clocked in the face by his girlfriend on video.

    They were in a “battle” (for the white people, an exchange in verbal/rhyme/diss the other rapper etc..)

    The punch is at 2:32. If you pause it quick enough his face is hilarious. lol godamn.

    He should have done a “Chris Brown” on her ass.


  303. on August 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    Absolutely classic beta/herb White guy with Asian wife.

    It’s all there – Portland, grad school, no talent artist, move to NYC, No testosterone for miles.

    And it’s in the NYTimes. Perfect.

    Be sure to click the video in the link.


  304. Cleese Not Amused by Divorce Settlement

    British comedian John Cleese has taken a serious hit in his recent divorce, though his ex-wife, American psychotherapist Faye Eichelberger, might be laughing all the way to the bank. Cleese, who has no children from this 16-year marriage, has been ordered to pay roughly $13 million in cash and assets, including a NY apartment, a $3 million home in west London, and half a beach house in Santa Barbara. Ms. Eichelberger will also receive about $986,000 a year for seven years, the Telegraph UK reports.

    ‘Monty Python’ star Cleese, 70, is less than pleased about the arrangement, which will ultimately leave his ex-wife the richer of the two. “What I find so unfair is that if we both died today, her children would get much more than mine,” he said. “At least I will know in future if I go out with a lady they will not be after me for my money.”

    Eichelberger sought considerably more. In her divorce testimony, she claimed Cleese was a “world-renowned celebrity” and she was accustomed to “being entertained by royalty and dignitaries in castles”. She claimed half the Monty Python star’s earnings since their 1992 wedding, half his nine properties, and $1.45 million yearly for living expenses.

    Director Michael Winner, a close friend of Cleese, said, “It is an extraordinary world which means John is left with much less than his former wife even though he is the star who did all the work. The settlement defies human belief. John is extremely cross about it and I don’t blame him. The settlement comes after two years of harrowing legal argument.”

    Funnyman Cleese couldn’t resist a joke, adding, “I got off lightly. Think what I’d have had to pay Alyce if she had contributed anything to the relationship.”

    The actor said, “In my 70th year, I will still be spending two months a year doing work that is of no interest to me and which is probably slightly spiritually depleting in order to feed the beast.”‘

    [editor: fucking unbelievable. the marriage/divorce racket needs to be torn up by the roots, doused with gasoline, and burned to ashes. i mean, why the fuck does it matter *what* lifestyle this filthy cunt was accustomed to? the marriage is over, she hits the bricks and makes her own way. somebody stick a fork in the west, it's done.]


  305. Don’t know if this is old, and struggling to believe it’s even real, its… that bad:

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52272838


  306. Basketball coach Rick Pitino’s equipment manager:

    Pitino bangs a cougar on a restaurant table, gets her pregnant, gets her to abort. 8 months later, Pitino’s equipment manager marries her.

    4 years & a 4 year old kid later, manager finds out his wife is a whore who tried to extort Pitino, and proceeds to divorce her. No doubt she will extort him for alimony and child support.

    Pitino’s wife & grown kids naturally stand by Pitino.

    Take home lesson: ALPHAS PLAY, BETAS PAY.


  307. This SWPL guy has to be a contender. His wife of five months has already created a blog designed to mock and humiliating him.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/08/20/2009-08-20_my_hubbys_such_a_big_slob_her_web_site_is_full_of_his_irritating_traits.html

    Watch the video. Rare to see so much emasculating and beta behavior in one video.

    Check my web site for more details.


  308. Good rec, Paul and Willard. I posted him as a BOTM candidate, but you beat me to it here!


  309. Curious – In your opinion, how would this guy rank on the Alpha-Beta scale?

    “Behind a door in an apartment building in the West 70’s lives a man who has been anonymously pleasuring women—sexually, that is—over the past year. They know him only as Doctor M:

    http://herprivatepleasures.com/articles/ny_observer_article.htm

    His website:

    http://herprivatepleasures.com/


  310. The guy from MyHusbandIsAnnoying.com needs to be in contention. I don’t think he’s going to win Beta of the Year, but the fact that this guy puts up with his wife making him a public spectacle screams BETA! This is a guy who wants to be cuckolded by a 10″ big black cock and forced to swallow the cum.


  311. johnnymarks:

    Is it possible to have a retroactive BOTM candidate?

    Early on in Andrea Dworkin’s New Statesman article (http://www.newstatesman.com/200006050009) on how she was raped in a Paris hotel (at the age of 52), she made this statement: “In my own life, I don’t have intercourse. That is my choice.”

    That guy was just her gay roommate whom she legally married in order to make herself look more respectable back when she was engaged in public crusades with Catharine MacKinnon and the rest of the swarm of harpies:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stoltenberg


  312. @smoothvirus: I agree. I drove past that guy this morning as the news crew was filming him. I can’t believe he was out there in the first place, let alone that he stayed once the news crew showed for a story that will likely get picked up by the AP and spread nationwide.


  313. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/I-Cheated-This-Is-My-Punishment-55072497.html

    He was going so strong, too. He should have been reveling in his position and picked up some new chicks for the future.


  314. OMG this is hilarious

    http://myhusbandisannoying.com/

    Talk about a ball buster. The guy comes off kind of sympathetic, given how much of a bitch this lady is, but still, anyone whose wife posts shit like that about them is definitely getting run around.

    love the “about me” too – the wedding was gorgeous the groom was some schlub she’d been off-and-on with until she decided she didn’t want to keep up with the dating market any more.


  315. on August 27, 2009 at 3:58 am | Reply West Coast Life

    The husband of this woman, Sheryl Weinstein: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1918723,00.html?xid=rss-arts

    Long story short, if my wife cheated on me with another man (a fraudulent “billionaire,” but that’s beside the point) and then WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT, she wouldn’t be my wife anymore. And I don’t consider myself a paragon of alpha.


  316. Here’s one for you —

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32573886/ns/today-today_relationships/

    Dude stands out on the street corner humiliating himself… that’ll make her hot for him again for sure.


  317. yea kyle beat me to it.

    http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/08/27/wife-publicly-shames-cheater-husband-during-rush-hour/?icid=main|hp-laptop|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lemondrop.com%2F2009%2F08%2F27%2Fwife-publicly-shames-cheater-husband-during-rush-hour%2F

    she forced him to stand at one of the busiest intersections in the D.C. metropolitan area wearing a sandwich board telling everyone he’s a cheater

    how can you not see that roissy? its in d.c!


  318. Here’s one you might enjoy:

    http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/08/27/wife-publicly-shames-cheater-husband-during-rush-hour/?icid=main|main|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lemondrop.com%2F2009%2F08%2F27%2Fwife-publicly-shames-cheater-husband-during-rush-hour%2F


  319. “Brad Pitt banished to couch by Angelina Jolie over pot-smoking”

    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25992865-5012974,00.html


  320. Wife makes adulterous husband stand in the street carrying sign saying:’I cheated’

    Be sure to see his forlorn face.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1209451/Cheating-husband-wear-I-cheated-sign-wife.html


  321. Heh, I see a bunch of ya fukkers beat me to that story.


  322. on August 30, 2009 at 4:20 am | Reply Willard Libby

    Anne Heche and The Ex

    At least he’s getting paid.


  323. File this under ‘Closet Cases Should Never Discuss Women':

    http://www.willwilkinson.net/flybottle/2009/08/28/the-menaissance-and-its-dickscontents/

    All this vexation is a very, very small price to pay for equality. For men, it is a very, very small price to pay for the opportunity to share a life with a peer, a full partner, rather than with a woman limited by convention and straitened opportunity to a more circumscribed and subordinate role in life. Sexual equality has created the possibility of greater exactness and complementarity in matching women to men….

    Since I was a teenager, I’ve found old-school machismo pathetic and somehow irrelevant to the problem of becoming a man. Without even knowing what or why it was, I was heavily influenced by gay culture, which provided me, and many other straight young men, a wide variety of templates for manhood that are at once unmistakably masculine, playfully ironic, aesthetic, emotionally open, and happily sexual. You can be manly and care about shoes!!! I’ll confess that I used to periodically regret my heterosexuality because there seemed to be greater scope for constructing a distinctive and satisfying male identity within gay culture. I think that’s telling.


  324. I would like to nominate Larry Auster as beta of the month for writing this nauseating paragraph:

    Speaking of human female characteristics, could there be any idea more clueless about the nature of reality than the Darwinian belief that the female human form, the most beautiful thing in the universe, is the result of some kind of accretion of accidents chosen by survival advantage, rather than the expression of an essence, namely the female essence? Again we see how the author of Genesis is more scientific than the supposed scientists who despise him. In the second chapter of Genesis, God creates man, Adam, out of the dust of the ground, and then, seeing that the man is incomplete and lonely by himself, God proceeds to create woman out of a part of the man’s body. While feminists of course complain that this makes women subordinate to men, the feminists–of course–miss the whole point, which is that the woman is made out of higher stuff than the man. The man is made out of mere dust; the woman is made out of the human body. Further, as the last thing God creates in the process of creating the world, the human female is the crown of creation. In this way and in other ways, Genesis expresses the truth of human existence, which Darwinism with its lame fairy tales does not express at all.

    Women are the Crown of Creation! BLEEEAAARRRGGGHH!


  325. Tarl

    I would like to nominate Larry Auster as beta of the month for writing this nauseating paragraph:

    …..we see how the author of Genesis is more scientific than the supposed scientists who despise him……….

    Auster is a highly ethnocentric Jew who prefers the fairy tales of HIS people over the theories of “the goyum”.

    Many intellectual Jews on the left are the same way in their worship of secular Jews like Marx, Freud or Chomsky over the Evil English goy Darwin.

    …Darwinism with its lame fairy tales does not express at all.

    This guy Auster sounds like a very stupid man. It’s amazing how many people of at least average IQ don’t even have minimal understanding of biological science and evolutionary theory.


  326. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32653327/ns/us_news-weird_news/

    LANCASTER, Pa. – A Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife.

    At a sentencing hearing Monday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

    Defense attorney Robert Beyer said Miller approached tellers with a BB gun, asked for money and told them to call the police.
    Story continues below ↓advertisement | your ad here

    He said Miller even asked for updates on their efforts to reach authorities.

    Miller pleaded guilty in June. Lancaster County Judge Louis Farina sentenced him to three to six years in prison on Monday.

    Beyer said the couple divorced within the last year.


  327. It turns out that the story of the man who stood in traffic with an “I cheated, this is my punishment” sign was a hoax done by the DC radio station Hot 99.5.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,545582,00.html


  328. http://www.thelocal.se/21842.html

    This dipshit is pumping his tit to produce milk so he can breast feed his kids.

    What a beta!

    “Swedish father Ragnar Bengtsson, 26, has entered into an experiment that he hopes will help him breastfeed his future children.

    On Tuesday, the Stockholm family man began stimulating his breasts with a pump in a bid to produce milk.

    “Anything that doesn’t do any harm is worth trying out. And if it works it could prove very important for men’s ability to get much closer to their children at an early stage,” Bengtsson told The Local. “


  329. http://www.buzzle.com/articles/302959.html

    there is a case for giving the rpize for the entire nation of China


  330. Shopping Cart Car!

    And yet if he was a 5 year old…………..totally Alpha!!


  331. Not beta: 9 minute film of a guy getting back at an ex who cheated on him. Instructive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc Film is ‘Home Base’


  332. on September 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

    ””””””””’on September 3, 2009 at 8:41 am JH

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32653327/ns/us_news-weird_news/

    LANCASTER, Pa. – A Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife.

    At a sentencing hearing Monday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

    Defense attorney Robert Beyer said Miller approached tellers with a BB gun, asked for money and told them to call the police.
    Story continues below ↓advertisement | your ad here

    He said Miller even asked for updates on their efforts to reach authorities.

    Miller pleaded guilty in June. Lancaster County Judge Louis Farina sentenced him to three to six years in prison on Monday.

    Beyer said the couple divorced within the last year.
    ”””””””””

    That shit is off the chain.


  333. RJS

    The Japanese Beta fucking his pillow . . .

    http://www.japanator.com/20-of-japanese-men-2d-irl-11242.phtml

    I knew it. I said to myself I said, Willard, DON’T click on the link.

    Then I thought, well maybe it’s just an article, you know one of those hey-everybody-look-at-how-fuckin-weird-the-japanese-are. Dime a dozen.

    So what do I do? Damn it I clinked on the link.

    Now I need Memory Cleanse by Ronco.


  334. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26041735-36398,00.html

    Not BOTY but I figure this gets checked and is interesting.


  335. The typical beta.

    He leans in, caresses her(in a way that begs for approval), and subordinates himself to her. Notice how when he starts rubbing on her she pushes his hand away with her elbow (0:16). and then wait for it……..BAM.

    right on the fucking face.

    P.S bitch wasn’t even that hot.


  336. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/zondra-hughes/dating-while-married_b_280092.html

    The creator of Ashley Madison, Noel Biderman, betraying his beta-tude

    “OK, Noel, you are married with two children; how would you feel if your wife used your service?

    If she used my service, I wouldn’t say the service is at fault. I wouldn’t blame the man she was with. And ultimately, I wouldn’t even blame her. I would take a long look in the mirror and ultimately, I would ask, ‘How did I fail my wife?’ That’s accountability. If she strayed, I don’t know what would become of our marriage, but there’s one person to blame and that would be myself.”


  337. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/zondra-hughes/dating-while-married_b_280092.html

    The creator of Ashley Madison, Noel Biderman, betraying his beta-tude

    “OK, Noel, you are married with two children; how would you feel if your wife used your service?

    If she used my service, I wouldn’t say the service is at fault. I wouldn’t blame the man she was with. And ultimately, I wouldn’t even blame her. I would take a long look in the mirror and ultimately, I would ask, ‘How did I fail my wife?’ That’s accountability. If she strayed, I don’t know what would become of our marriage, but there’s one person to blame and that would be myself.”


  338. You’re 27 years old and never kissed a woman. Do you:

    A: Grow a pair and start cold approaching women.

    B: Call a hooker.

    C: Blame your sexless life on “loveshyness”, and whine about it the town paper.

    http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/4626075.Meet_the_man_so_shy_he_s_never_even_kissed_a_woman/

    The picture says it all.


  339. Sometimes it is not having a woman that screams beta-tude… it is having a woman that truly brings out one’s pussified mangina-betaness.

    This guy wins for September 2009. Any questions?

    http://www.sheknows.com/articles/810383.htm

    He also has a good chance of being ranked one of the top 3 or top 5 BOTY 2009.


  340. Here’s a white-knight Mangina SWPL douche tool candidate for Beta of the year:

    Charles J. Orlando, author of The Problem with Women…is Men.

    The subtitle is “The Evolution of a Man’s Man to a Man of Higher Consciousness.”


  341. This douche bag gets falsely accused of, arrested, and his name smeared, and then when the bitch admits the whole thing was made up, he says he has “no hard feelings toward here.” Guys like this should be shot as an example to other guys, and this bitch should spend at least five years in prison. He’s a huge fucking beta.

    http://wcbstv.com/breakingnewsalerts/hofstra.rape.case.2.1189029.html

    “Basically I have no hard feelings toward her. I don’t know why she did it. I don’t know her so I don’t want to say anything bad about her,” Felipe said. “I grew up in an all-women household. I have sisters. All my women are aunts. I respect women. I would never disrespect women, so being accused of that hurt me and my brother, you know? I’m just happy that everything is finally out in the open and we get to go home.”


  342. Chick ditches BF at club, bangs 5 dudes in the restroom, BF catches up to her & gets suspicious, chick claims she got raped to get the heat off her:

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/twisted_motive_behind_rape_story_niSXmOMgjcr2RTJiRkacXJ


  343. Alpha: “Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML” Source: FMyLife.com


  344. [...] Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions [...]


  345. I submitted this to Roissy recently, but didn’t notice this special forum for doing so. The world needs to see this.

    http://community.feministing.com/2009/09/my-experience-with-a-prostitut.html

    Some dude was flirting with a chick FOR AN HOUR, when she finally let him know that she was a hooker and tried to charge him for sex.

    So what does he do? He PAYS her not to fuck him, but to blather on and on about how she became a whore.

    It’s de-balling to let a girl yap at you when she led you on sexually. It’s beyond the pale for you to PAY her to do that to you.

    Then he says that any feminists in the area can get some drinks with him and show him around. Like he just did this to get pussy off of Feministing

    On top of that, if you read the comments, the feminists who he was trying to impress hate him for it. One of them accuses him of being a “Nice Guy (TM).” Another chick ranks on him for paying the money. Supposedly, this is because it made him a client who paid to hear what he wanted to hear. But I think that even a feminist doesn’t respect a man with no stones.


  346. I’d like to nominate this fellow as Beta of the Millenium:

    Swedish dad tries to breast-feed

    When mom is away, most dads offer a crying newborn a bottle of milk, a pacifier, a pinkie finger. But a Swedish dad is embarking on an experiment that he hopes will allow him to soothe a baby with his own milk-filled breasts.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=47119&tsp=1#ixzz0RsUxCTON


  347. Chris

    But I think that even a feminist doesn’t respect a man with no stones.

    Ya, that and many on that site hate men. Especially men who would have any consortation with women who refuse the sisterhood’s pussy hold out schemes.


  348. State troper´s wife gives a blowjob to another state trooper in the backseat while he is in the front seat. He doesn´t leave her.

    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/topstories/story/962064.html


  349. I didn’t read that story Walter, but that activity is not necessarily beta.

    Nor is wife swapping or swinging.


  350. Some men are so rich, famous, and good looking they can pull 8’s and 9’s even with beta game. Kevin Jonas is one of these men.

    So how does a man that gets paid to spray hot foam on ladies choose to spend his twenties? By settling down with a flurge, of course. And to keep the whole thing kid friendly, he won’t even get his dick wet until the honeymoon.

    http://winwab.com/2009/07/kevin-jonas-is-engaged/

    The wedding will be a blast. The bridesmaids are his sisters, the best men are his brothers, and his bachelor party will be “good, clean, fun” with “friends and family”.

    It makes me sad to a man destined for pussy mongering piss it all away in loyalty to his beta beliefs. But I guess that loyalty is what made him famous.


  351. ”””””””’I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML” Source: FMyLife.com””””””””””””’

    Thats funny I was just looking at a house yesterday in country somewhat for 4500 dollars yea not 45k

    4500 dollars.

    I am gonna save my pennies hopefully one day can get it.
    State of mind and saving what it is all about.


  352. Not quite even beta of the month material, but still hilariously beta:

    Nikki + Zach

    (Asian bride with white beta groom carrying her parasol and bouquet for her)


  353. Don’t hate.
    This is the treasured dream – soon to be realized – of one or our most demure posterettes.

    srsly


  354. That would be a hot pic too.


  355. Once a skin-tight white wedding mini-dress is found.

    Game
    over


  356. One out of three Japanese men sit down when they pee. This is an increase from previous years.

    http://www.rjkoehler.com/2009/09/26/will-the-real-japanese-men-please-stand-up-please-stand-up/


  357. The husband of this woman. Ya gotta nip this shit in the bud, bud.

    “Some of them write to him or visit him, including a 30-year-old woman from Washington. The woman, who did not want to be identified by The Chronicle, said most relatives don’t know about her relationship with Ramirez, although her disapproving husband does.”

    That’s Ramirez as in “satanic serial killer and rapist Richard Ramirez, the “Night Stalker.””

    “Killer Groupies an unexplained mystery,” by Stefan Tomik, SF Chronicle via, Steve Sailer.

    http://isteve.blogspot.com/2009/09/killer-groupies-unexplained-mystery.html


  358. “The woman, who did not want to be identified by The Chronicle, said most relatives don’t know about her relationship with Ramirez, although her disapproving husband does.”

    I was just going to post that one.

    We have a winner.


  359. on September 30, 2009 at 11:27 pm | Reply It's My First Day

    http://www.manolith.com/2009/09/29/men-and-relationships/

    I suspect that the guy(s) who wrote this column (names aren’t published) haven’t actually had a girlfriend before, rather they base their knowledge of relationships on what they have seen in Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson movies.


  360. squeeze, if you had access to those AWESOME Japanese toilets, that wash you, massage your balls, etc., you might consider sitting to pee as well.

    Then again, perhaps they need those toilets because so many lack a woman to wash and massage their balls.


  361. hockey player’s wife doesn’t agree to his deal, and he was crying.

    http://www.ultimatehatelist.com/2009/10/see-this-is-what-im-talking-about.html


  362. BOTY,

    Lamar Odom of the LA Lakers. Just for the simple fact of being a multimillionaire professional athlete and publicly marrying a the one ugly Kardashian sister. An atrociusly deformed, funhouse mirroresque parody of her hotter sisters, she is a blubberous, cunty, self riteous, cock blocking whore with the broad shoulders and square jaw of an all pro NFL linebacker, Khloe Kardashian is the type of husky beast I would get a blow job from, three sheets to the wind at 4 am in a grungy Tiajuana bathroom and later would deny knowing like the apostle Peter denied Jesus; a notch under the belt, never to be mentioned or spoken of by the homies under threat of physical violence. A 2 minute clip of ‘Kortney and Khlow Take Miami’ should convine you of just how far into the beta pool my man Lamar is wading.


  363. And f@#$ you guys if you don’t like my misspellings, poor word choice, incorrectly structured sentences and grammatical errors. I’m typing with my thumbs. F#$%ing cocksuckers.


  364. It’s funny how people get upset about the dating market value tests, but no one rushes to defend the betas being outed and ridiculed. Hmm…


  365. One whipped provider beta:


  366. alpha and beta are really fucking stupid terms to throw around so casually fyi


  367. Roissy – The dope sitting in the middle in this youtube video isn’t BOM per se, but it really reminds me of the sitution of men in divorce court. It speaks to that structural position of power that women enjoy which you mentioned in a previous article. Check out the video:

    It’s a pretty funny video. You may choose to leverage it in a future article.


  368. Croatian tennis pro taken in by 39 year old single mother and Carrie Bradshaw wanna-be. He slept on her couch for three years out of ‘respect’ for her son.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/11/fashion/weddings/11VOWS.html?_r=1&ref=weddings


  369. I don’t know how fake this is, but still, holy shit…

    http://b9board.com/viewtopic.php?t=662481&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=09251c8e391599f58856250b056449dc

    The title of the thread is “The 21 Girls in My Life I Most Desire,” in which the poster writes epicly long posts about girls who he has had minutes long interactions with.

    Most shockingly, no one on the messageboard reprimands him; in fact, most seem to sympathize with him.


  370. This was on Best of Craigslist:

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tus/1351001550.html

    It is very clearly this beta, Brian Hanson in Tucson, AZ:

    http://www.thingofthings.net/

    Here is a “promo” for and review of his play, which carries the ultimate beta title “Sorry I Liked You”:

    http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/ss/byauthor/115002


  371. http://www.feministing.com/archives/018406.html

    This is disgusting . . . this dude thinks the solution to the problems between men and women in teaching men feminism. Also, he says Gloria Steinem is one of his heroes.

    When asked about the greatest challenges facing feminism, here’s what he says:

    “It is sort of weird and a bit discomforting for me to offer advice to feminists as a group, being a man, but what I would say is that the group that feels that it has nothing to gain from feminism, and that feminism has nothing to do with them, is men. And I think that that’s the reason that women are faced with such draconian choices between opting out and balancing work and family, because men haven’t stepped up and aren’t doing as much housework and childcare as women need them to do in order for women to be able to balance work and family. And my argument here is that the group that has to be embraced by feminism is men – although, I hasten to add that it’s not your job. That should be our job. We should be doing that.”


  372. “I don’t want to be a 50-year-old pilot earning $40,000 a year,” he said, adding that his wife does not want to be married to a pilot with so little earning power.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/14/business/economy/14income.html?_r=1


  373. The Hollywood producer in this video, who admitted on TV to using establishedmen.com . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSw-IWU1Q6U

    It’s the distilled essence of provider betatude.


  374. on October 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm | Reply rabbitsareyummy

    I submit Christian on my blog.

    marissatheotherwhitemeat.com


  375. http://www.youtube.com/user/musicguy24#p/u

    As we were talking about Roissy, this could very well be BOTM of the year.

    It’s not just limited to one video!

    ~300 hits on video now, so this is not some internet craze….yet.


  376. Hey Roissy!!! I’ve been a reader of yours for only a few days but damn did I find a good one:

    The first guy in this video – this is from the Tyra Banks show episode called “Women who beat their boyfriends”

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh515tNqV5znXD0Gqb


  377. This is an extreme definition of beta obviously, not a herb type beta but I really don’t know how to describe this.

    Loser hires a punk to rape his own wife in his own home while he watches and his two children sleep in the next room.

    Man charged in Craigslist rape-for-hire case (video)

    Authorities say they are confident that a North Carolina man charged with rape for an encounter arranged on Craigslist knew that it was not consensual.

    Rodney Liverman, 39, is charged with first degree rape and sexual offenses.

    The husband has not been identified in order to protect the wife’s identity.

    Questions have been raised about whether the alleged rapist knew he was committing a crime, or thought he was taking part in consensual role-play.

    Captain Adams said police are “confident” Liverman knew it was not consensual.

    “The information leading up to this encounter has made it clear to us that this individual should have known this was not going to be a role-play,” said Adams. “I don’t know of anything that would indicate to us that she had any knowledge of anything that would transpire or did transpire.”

    The attack occurred May 31 at a home in Kannapolis, about 25 miles northeast of Charlotte.

    Police said a man entered a home with a knife and went into the woman’s bedroom, demanded money and ordered her to take off her clothes, before raping her.

    The victim’s husband was also in the room and backed away, watching the attack, investigators said.

    At one point, the woman managed to grab the knife the suspect had put on the bed and threw it toward her husband, who did nothing to stop the attack, police said.

    After the rape, the suspect told the woman to take a shower and told her not to call 911.

    More info.

    In the affidavit, the victim told investigators that “her husband’s sexual fantasy is having sex with her and another male.”


  378. Beta: ANY MAN that calls their GF/Wife?significant other “Amazing”, is a beta. ie: http://lifedev.net/2009/10/so-im-getting-married/


  379. on October 26, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Reply gunslingergregi

    ”””””At one point, the woman managed to grab the knife the suspect had put on the bed and threw it toward her husband, who did nothing to stop the attack, police said.

    After the rape, the suspect told the woman to take a shower and told her not to call 911.

    More info.
    ””””

    That is brutal.


  380. BOTM Candidate: The husband of the woman that put up a Craig’s List ad offering sex for Phillies tickets, and upon meeting an undercover officer was ready to “take care of” him and his “brother” to get said tickets.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/phillie_femme_offered_sex_for_tix_f10WSbok65Kzgr0MadutgM


  381. This is an alpha cage match candidate not a botm candidate: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8331136.stm

    A 112 year old Somali man is marrying a 17 year old woman:

    Ahmed Muhamed Dore – who already has 18 children by five wives…

    “I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry,” the groom said. …

    He says he hopes his new bride will give him more children.


  382. You might be whipped when your wife goes on a national talk show to discuss how she’s avoiding having sex with you, even though your “very cute”.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/elisabeth-hasselbeck-im-done-having-kids-20092810


  383. Maybe these belong in the omega category. Meet the real 40-year-old virgins.


  384. Hi all, this is a pretty good contestant for the beta of the year.

    Sorry if this was sent to you before.


  385. Saw this photo on Chive.


  386. World’s heavist man get’s engaged.


  387. for a guy who uses
    a wheelbarrow
    for a bedpan

    a stable girl
    would be
    better


  388. on November 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm | Reply gunslingergregi

    don’t think heaviest dude qualifies they both look happy.


  389. a massive breakthrough in the stratosphere of betatude:

    http://living.aol.com/morning-rush/desperate-housewife-today/47841732001?icid=main|hp-laptop|dl3|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fliving.aol.com%2Fmorning-rush%2Fdesperate-housewife-today%2F47841732001

    The low down:
    The bitch fakes kidnapping with some illegal immigrant. She runs off with him(theillegal) and plans a 50,000 ransom for her husband to pay since she’s “abducted.”
    The police found out it was all a fraud.

    but get this….THE GUY STILL PAYS FOR HER DEFENSE.. AND IS STANDING BY HER!


  390. Not extremely new but very insightful . An article ( http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-culture/mad-about-man?page=all ) about how SWPL women love the Don Draper character. In the middle, their über Beta husbands:

    Selected quotes:

    “There was a word for guys like me back then,” said Mr. Ryan of the 1960s. “Losers.”

    But, he said, that was a different era. “My wife is far more ambitious than I am. I never aspired past a middle-class job; she wanted to get out there and succeed.”

    Ms. Isdale proclaimed herself content with the arrangement. “I am married to the most amazing man; he’s sublimated his career aspirations for me,” she said.
    —-
    Another Beta´s wife rationalization at work:

    “Ms. Wu bristled at the idea that her husband’s masculinity might somehow be in question.”

    “It takes a certain kind of guy to be confident enough to stay home and still have a sense of identity,” she said.


    Final punch:

    “But even as men proclaim themselves happy homemakers, some of their wives, or “partners” to use the popular parlance of the day, express ambivalence. “You appreciate a stay-at-home dad—as feminists, this is what we wanted!—but marriage now is all about equal partnership,” said the anonymous Brooklyn mom. “It works as a social system, but it’s not terribly erotic.””


  391. This blog is so informative. Good work!


  392. <a href=http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-culture/mad-about-man

    Meanwhile, out in Fairfield, Conn.—a location for the 1975 film of the Ira Levin novel Stepford Wives—you’ll find Lincoln Hayes, 36, who gave up his career in the nonprofit world just a year ago to take care of two boys, ages 3 and 6. His wife, Bibie Wu, also 36, has continued her well-paying job as a business director at a consumer packaged goods company.

    “Sometimes, I think, ‘God, I’m a stay-at-home dad. How did this happen to me?’” Mr. Hayes said. “And my wife is like, ‘How did I become the working parent?’”

    Mr. Hayes’ day, much like Mr. Ryan’s, consists of dropping kids off at school, connecting with stay-at-home parent friends, cooking meals and maintaining the house. “If my wife gets home in time, then we eat dinner together,” he said. “If not, then I tell the kids that mommy will be home right after dinner or by bedtime, depending on the night.”

    Ms. Wu bristled at the idea that her husband’s masculinity might somehow be in question.

    “It takes a certain kind of guy to be confident enough to stay home and still have a sense of identity,” she said. “Linc can easily choose to be in the corporate world and make a lot of money, but he chose to stay at home.”

    Here he is in his herbtastic glory.


  393. This is no contest.

    Not only was Ryan Stokes the June BoTM, but he can’t even keep his seat on the board without Daddy’s help.


  394. nilk

    Not only was Ryan Stokes the June BoTM, but he can’t even keep his seat on the board without Daddy’s help.

    nepotism. god’s way of helping the inept

    wtf happend to your giant tecnicolor dreamass av


  395. I wasn’t logged in, Firepower. I hope you weren’t dissing my funky, handmade jammies.

    IHere they are again lol.


  396. This guy should be on the cover of Modern Cuckold Monthly. Sickening audio of a bona-fide Beta Of The Month candidate, courtesy of DC radio DJ Kaine’s “War of the Roses” gambit:

    [audio src="http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/WASHINGTON-DC/KANE-IP/11-9-09%20wotr%20podcast.mp3" /]

    him:

    “Is there something I could do to make you love me?!?”

    her:

    “I want a MAN. I want man to stand up to me, to fight me.”

    This guy’s performance is a jaw-dropping, epically pathetic display of provider betatude and pedestalling par excellence.

    Not only is his live-in girlfriend of four years jetting off to the Caribbean to fuck some other guy, but she absolutely (and rightly) berates the living shit out of him after he weakly confronts her and immediately caves, begging for her back after she happily admits to overtly using him and rutting behind his back.

    He can’t lose (the contest)!


  397. Established Men.com

    Guy spends $11k on the 3rd date.


  398. Thousands queue for their £80 Jimmy Choos – pity the man who waited 12 hours with his girlfriend

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1227847/Thousands-queue-80-Jimmy-Choos–pity-man-waited-12-1-2-hours-girlfriend.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0Wxjp1rK0


  399. on November 16, 2009 at 3:12 am | Reply West Coast Life

    British beta boy bound up in Belle de Jour boondoggle:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1228136/BELLE-DE-JOUR-UNMASKED-The-high-class-escort-girl-diary-sensation-research-student-PhD-Shocked-Not-boyfriend-deceived.html

    Jeez, the Daily (Beta) Mail is a treasure trove of BOTM material. Roissy, for the sake of fair competition, you need to ban from this contest anyone who graces the pages of that rag (heh heh, *rag*), kind of like how the NCAA bans pro athletes.


  400. This commentor has renounced his membership to the Guy Club. It’s some solipistic shit from some fembot and “Tom” shares his pain in the comments.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/6582806/How-to-get-a-good-divorce.html

    “I agree, we split ourselves, cost 50 UKP for the rubber stamp from the courts, and about 150 ukp for the solicitor that handled it.

    I’ve had beer and played pool with my ex-wife new BF, and he was also invited to sit with her at the head table of one of my sons wedding.

    We have xmas dinner when I can manage to get to the uk, and our 3 sons accepted the new BF without any real trouble, and we all keep in touch and help each other.

    The world is a harsh place, and as long as we are all ok with the outcome we should remain friendly, acrimonious divorce does cause all kinds of problems and should be avoided if possible.

    BTW, I live in China now, not the UK and when I explain about the divorce and BF and Xmas dinners etc etc to Chinese people they are absolutely astounded, divorce here means you never ever see or talk with the ex, or any of their friends or family.

    Tom
    on November 17, 2009
    at 09:14 AM
    Report this comment”


  401. http://www.kontraband.com/pics/20431/The-Problem-With-Internet-Girlfriends/

    Not the most gratuitous by any stretch, but seriously, how often can you keep banging your head into the same wall:

    “I swore to myself I’d never let anyone deceive and hurt me as much as my ex. And here we are.”


  402. At least his taste in clothing is good.

    “He threatened to commit suicide if she stopped seeing him. So I said, ‘you’d better keep seeing him’. ”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6151328/Goldman-Sachs-banker-offered-500000-for-lover-to-leave-her-husband.html


  403. Nytimes article on fathers who are raising kids who aren’t theirs http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/magazine/22Paternity-t.html


  404. Mike,

    It’s amazing how totally unwilling the writer is to just state the case simply. Everything is so fuzzy, confusing, and so full of grey areas to her. It’s like some natural disaster caused all the problems, not a bitch-whore woman and the feminazis behind the law.


  405. Hey man. Here’s a promotion of betatude (i wish I had more info)

    It’s a documentary on how women are treated in music videos. Narrated by a turbo beta. I will totally like to see your take on this


  406. on November 21, 2009 at 10:23 pm | Reply West Coast Life

    This beta is so horrendous, watching all 2:12 of this Youtube clip is a test of your endurance.

    The case for this guy:
    1. He got engaged.
    2. He got engaged to a less-than-hot woman
    3. His less-than-hot fiance bails on him
    4. He cries
    5. He cries on camera, soon to be on national television and the interwebs.

    I hope, for this pitiful beta’s sake, that the wedding never happened, or that they got a quickie divorce. ‘Tis better to
    live single, with at least some tiny portion of your manhood still intact, than to be chained to some cunt like that. If she did walk out on him, at least it’s just a single blow, and he’s got plenty of time to figure things out for himself. Kind of like the 3-knockdown rule in boxing: it lets a weak fighter walk out of the ring, rather than get carried out, comatose, on a stretcher.


  407. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1230096/My-periods-nearly-killed-marriage-A-woman-reveals-PMS-volatile-strain-relationship.html

    This article is a great example of shit tests, women becoming Hulk-style angry at a Beta who cannot pass them, and women’s unlimited ability to never take responsibility…
    Quotes: “I cringed as he said he knew he was often “passive aggressive or whatever” and he would try to change. It was as if he was just quoting the accusations I’d thrown at him so often and didn’t really understand”
    Apparently shit tests are just PMS…
    “Knowing that PMS was behind the anger and helplessness I felt every month didn’t stop the heated rows. I still got upset with David for what always seemed at the time of the argument to be perfectly legitimate reasons. I was never aware in the middle of a row that it was PMS…”
    “Once David realized it wasn’t me, but my PMS, he started taking my attacks less personally”
    Oh and “he does do all of the cooking and much of the housework.”


  408. This is one of the best examples I’ve ever seen of the contrast between an alpha and beta male.

    It’s Andrew Dice Clay and Tom Green. Andrew Dice Clay AMOGs Tom Green throughout the entire thing and Tom Green looks more and more pathetic as it progresses. The man shows zero confidence.

    It’s in 10 parts, but it’s highly entertaining. It’s a good look at the dynamics of an alpha and a beta male in action alongside one another.

    This is Part 2, but it’s all good stuff. Here, Dice AMOG’s him in front of a hot blonde.


  409. 500th comment!!!!

    Do I win for caring about something so meaningless?


  410. Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods.


  411. BOTM candidate:

    http://current.com/1aetq4c

    Man gets balls ripped off by crazy girlfriend but declines to press charges.


  412. I second Tiger Woods; anyone read his statement in regards to his wife attacking him with the tools of his trade?

    “This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again”

    http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200911297726222/news/


  413. What bothers me about Tiger and this whole mess is that I think he had the greatest opportunity to make himself totally desirable to women AND get his woman in line…If Tiger had just smiled and instead said: “Women hit on me and girls sometimes loose their minds over it, maybe the police will help her out but I have more fun things to focus on”
    If he let the police give her a little swat on the wrist while living like he could not care less about her welfare, I think his wife would be chastised and pleading with him to take her back, the media would be calling Tiger a cad, and the women of America would be rubbing one out just thinking about him each night. This is how I imagine it playing out in the theatre of my mind anyway…
    Roissy, can you clarify how exactly a man should behave when a girl goes psycho? Should he treat it as a shit test and just pull back and ignore the girl, should he ever press charges, and would it be advantageous to draw attention to the fact that you drive women insane?


  414. Tiger has always acted beta. He has the most gormless beta facial expressions. A paper alpha if ever there was one.


  415. BOTM Candidate: Marc Mezvinsky

    Investment banker at Goldman Sachs and Son of former democratic representatives Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky and Ed Mezvinsky. Worse, he asked Chelsea Clinton for her hand in marriage, cant get much worse than that. Look at the picture of her on the article below. Gross.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/nov/30/chelsea-clinton-engaged-be-married/


  416. on November 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Reply hiphopanonamous

    Facebook Group: If 1,170,000 People Join, My Girlfriend Will Marry Me!

    I’m sure many of you facebookers have already stumbled upon this and (like myself) wondered if it was real.

    It’s the classic tale of the hopeless romantic, Brett Grant, who appears to be a worthy candidate for our ridicule. He proposes to his girlfriend of 5 years, she rejects him, and now he hasn’t the slightest idea of why she doesn’t love him!

    HMMMM….let’s see if we can figure out why…

    [q] I have been with my girlfriend (Caroline) for over five years now. Six months ago, I made a proposal to her, but she rejected me. [/q]

    The gate is set…

    [q] It was not about the amount of money that I have in bank or my ordinary look. I asked her why but she refused to tell me. [/q]

    AND HE’S OFF!!

    [q] Two weeks ago, I proposed to her again. [/q]

    You can’t be this fucking stupid, Brett.

    [q] This time I brought her back to the place where we first met and I thought that I would succeed this time, but…. yet again I failed. [/q]

    OMG i c tht comng frm a MiLe AwAy!!! LOL :)

    [q] Then she told me that if I can get 1,170,000 people to back me up with my proposal, she will put on the ring. [/q]

    Brett, what’s happening here is, you’re doing something called “flailing” and it’s a very ugly site for the rest of us.

    [q] I was reluctant at first because the whole world might laugh at me. You can call me a fool or anything but I don’t care anymore because for her I’ll do anything. This group was born out of my LOVE to her. [/q]

    What is funny is to read the comments from women on the wall. Things like “I admire your persistence!” and “You can do it!” seem to dominate the themes.

    Womens’ Senseless Dating Lesson to Men #1: When you’ve dug yourself into a whole, keep digging deeper.

    [q] We met on January, 17th, it was simply our anniversary date and to her (and me) this is a BIG Day! [/q]

    Tell me, do those kisses taste a little “salty” lately?

    Brett, sir, the shit you see in Hollywood movies doesn’t happen in reality. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself for allowing a girl to tool you into thinking that if you somehow get a defined number of people to join a facebook group supporting your cause then you will be awarded with a life happily ever after. She has ZERO respect for you now and probably throughout the majority of your relationship. You are her backup plan, and you are somehow managing to fuck that up too. If you have any, your balls should be located a few inches south of your belly button and between your legs. Find them, or have fun raising someone else’s kids.


  417. http://www.facebook.com/#/group.php?gid=191904666638&ref=nf

    After being rejected by his girlfriend twice, he’s made a facebook group to get 1,170,000 people to join. Then she’ll marry him.

    WTF. If it takes that kind of request from a girl to marry you, then shit. That’s going to be the most terrible marriage EVER.

    I’m tempted to make a competitive group to get people to LEAVE that facebook group. It’ll do the guy a favor.


  418. Damn Mandy, i just came here to post that.


  419. Except now he actually has the right number of people.

    Damn.

    If she accepts it’s gonna be the marriage from hell.


  420. Wait, no, I read the numbers wrong, he needs a little under a hundred thousand to join.

    Either way, he’s going to get that number soon. People think it’s so sweet and keep joining. It’s stupid.


  421. didn’t know where to publish this but wow:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/08/opinion/08herbert.html

    this cat writes how misogynistic america is, does not bother to back up his claims at all and uses the virginia tech shooter and porn as evidence that that america is horrifically violent towards women


  422. @wes:

    While the writer is a bit exaggerated, I feel like he does have a point. But he fails to miss that these are men who feel inadequate, and they attack women, because women are easier to attack, unfortunately. They’re not going to attack other men, because then they’d get their asses kicked, and be reminded of how pathetic they are as human beings.

    Just my two cents.


  423. betas are getting boring. check this out
    alpha of the month:

    http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2009/08/jaime-rascone-prostitute-tester

    His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20’s, make their way into his “office” (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again…The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year.


  424. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6718706/Japanese-man-marries-computer-game-character.html

    I think this might actually be OMEGA of the year…

    Regardless I think it deserves a blog post


  425. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233233/Love-cheat-texted-husband-say-raped-felt-guilty-infidelity.html

    Man married fat porker.

    She goes out slags it around, cries rape. Two men locked up for 24 hours.

    Husband sticks by her.


  426. The cast of the NFL Today:


  427. The fiancé of the fourth Tiger Woods mistress/whore Jamie Jungers.

    “And while Woods was betraying Elin – who was living in their main home in ­Florida 2,000 miles away – Jamie herself was ­cheating on her fiancé, ­businessman Derek Schmidt.

    Derek, 28, a golf fan who used to idolise Woods, said: “I was a massive Tiger fan. I had Tiger Woods memorabilia all over my house and even collected Tiger Woods videos.

    “On the night Jamie met him for the first time, I had just bought the new Tiger Woods computer game. The following morning she told me she had met Tiger Woods and he gave her his number – and like an idiot I got really excited about it.

    “I even asked her if she could call him so I could get my computer game signed.

    “I knew Tiger had come on to her and asked for her number. I knew that he called her whenever he came to Las Vegas.

    But she insisted that nothing was going on.”

    Derek said Jamie first met Woods, now 33, when she was doing promotional work at the Bellagio in July 2005.

    Derek said: “She told me she got called over by a ­bouncer who said someone ­important wanted to meet her in the VIP room.

    “She said she did not know it was Tiger Woods until she was brought to his table. He ­immediately started ­hitting on her and telling her she was ­beautiful. She told me he asked for her number and gave her his.

    “I was surprised because I knew he was married and I didn’t think he was that type of guy. But I trusted Jamie. We had been engaged for over a year then – having first started dating in 2002 – and were head over heels in love.

    “She showed me Tiger’s number and we both called it, putting her mobile on speaker phone. I still ­remember his answer machine message. It said, ‘You’ve called the right person at the wrong time. Please leave a ­message’.

    “I thought that was pretty cool. I put his number in my phone and took it to work to show my ­colleagues. I played them all the same answer phone message. I had no idea my fiancée had slept with him the previous night. Now I feel like a total idiot.”

    Derek said that over the following months Jamie began making regular trips to ­California to meet Woods.

    He said: “It was hard to keep track of what she was doing as she always had the excuse that she needed to travel for her work.

    “She was staying out late at night and travelling a great deal.”

    He said it was only after he split with her in 2007 because of her partying and vanity that he found out about Woods.

    “Now, I know the truth, it makes me ­really mad.”

    Derek, who is now engaged to another woman, said: “I think Tiger is a great ­competitor on the golf course, but away from it he is a horrible person.

    “He should have more respect for himself and his family. I am certainly not a fan of his any more.”


  428. …..businessman Derek Schmidt.

    Game over. We have a winner for the month and year!


  429. on December 6, 2009 at 6:01 am | Reply Cannon's Canon

    derek schmidt definitely got played, but really though, what was his alpha move? i don’t think the party line of amused mastery is gonna cut it against a billionaire athlete that she knows you already jock. the only thing i can think of is deleting the number from her phone yourself with a strongarm move, then initiating two hours of domineering jackhammer sex, perhaps in an unconventional room to drill it into her memory. enough to knock her out of commission for a day or so, numbing those gina tingles. this may also have to become standard fare for a while.

    so how do you AMOG tiger woods? start playing fight night instead??


  430. Haha… I just came across the Derek Schmidt article and came straight here to submit it while laughing my ass off. Glad to see it’s already been submitted.

    “He should have more respect for himself and his family. I am certainly not a fan of his any more.”

    Oh no! Tiger is surely trembling at your beta-rage!


  431. I’m retracting Tiger as a BOTM candidate…seeing all these women come out of the woodwork that he was juggling at once shows that Tiger was a goddamn mack. I thought his wife was just pulling a massive shit test which he failed.


  432. The Gambler Who Blew $127 Million

    The job was all-consuming, say former associates. He traveled for long stretches of time examining merchandise in Asia. He never married. His sister and others who know him say they don’t believe he ever had a significant romantic relationship. “That was his life, that company,” Mr. Thomas says. “It engulfed him.”

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125996714714577317.html


  433. Derek laid the groundwork by worshipping Tiger Woods, worshipping another guy like just reinforces/highlights how superior Tiger Woods was to Derek in the mind of his fiance. Would the course of events have been altered? Who knows, it’s pretty tough to outshine a major celebrity if the woman is willing. I do know that he would’ve been better served spending his time doing something to enhance his own worth rather than merely confirming Tiger’s.


  434. Hay Jag is taking you on with her new blog “The Players Strike Back” but your Picture is cool http://jagcarrao.wordpress.com/
    i love this video
    Tiger Woods’ Crash, the CGI Version 2


  435. on December 8, 2009 at 3:31 am | Reply Cannon's Canon

    this fucking mangina!

    enlightened male “journalist” ian thomsen has asked the NBA commissioner the hard-hitting question that everyone has been thinking: when will a woman play in the NBA?

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/ian_thomsen/12/04/countdown/index.html

    after achieving overnight fame for his front-line reporting, he selects some mailbag questions to field.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/ian_thomsen/12/07/mailbag/

    “The two reasons I believe we’ll see a woman on an NBA team are: (1) because the NBA wants it to happen, for selfish reasons, of course; and (2) because some amazing athlete will grow up being told by Stern that she can do it, and she’ll do everything she can to fulfill that dream.

    This next statement is really going to set off a lot of you, but I believe Stern’s prediction of a woman player in the NBA will go down as one of the most important things he has ever done. As leader of the world’s second-biggest team sport, he has told half of the world’s population that he believes in them and there is nothing they cannot accomplish. There was no harm in him saying it, there was only upside, and 10 or 20 years down the line we will realize its impact.”

    part of me wants to write this off as shock journalism, which it is. but this herbivorus major just goes too far.

    “There are hundreds of millions of women around the world who do not have the same opportunities as men. These women represent a huge talent pool that is prohibited from education or certain types of jobs or the fulfillment of whatever their dreams may be simply because they are women. To them, the symbol of a woman player in the NBA could serve as their Jackie Robinson.”

    local sports radio posed a similar question during a segment last year, asking at which uniform age could the best boys in the world beat the best girls in the world of any age? college freshmen? high school sophomores? the answer they settled on: 8th grade. the WNBA all-stars could be beaten by the best of the 13 year olds.

    oh all right, this buffoon will earn the favor of many “progressive liberals” and might even get laid from this piece of shit. i’m nominating him as a beta because he deserves to be mocked and not mimicked. who knows, maybe someday an 8 foot tall woman with a dick will free him from the oppression of the patriarchy by fucking him in the ass? you never know!


  436. A young creampuff 2Pac talks about how he can’t get girls because he’s too nice, starting at 6:10.

    He was a super-beta before he playing a thug.


  437. If there was any doubt of Tiger Woods’ status, let me present to you Tiger’s text messages. The man has some text game

    http://www.celebrityclubber.com/uncategorized/tiger-woods-has-some-text-message-game


  438. Here is a man who castrate himself. He said it was an easy decision to make to aviod cheating on his wife who refuse to have sex with him.


  439. I nominate this guy. Nothing he does, just who he is. Can you tell which one is the male and which one is female?


  440. @ anon. Tupac had a lot of effeminate mannerisms. Wow.


  441. Here’s a late run for the title in the Daily BetaMail:

    A husband whose wife tried to kill him by slitting his throat after plying him with a sex drug said today he still loved her and wanted her freed from prison….

    Hale, 39, was having an ‘affair’ with a married man when she gave Peter a sex drug called ‘Horny Goat Weed’ and lured him to woodland in Bristol. There she cut his throat and stabbed him in the chest before running off.

    Mr Hale was present in court today and was thanked by the judge for supporting his wife.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236372/I-love-says-husband-wife-slit-throat-driving-meet-internet-lover.html


  442. My beta of the month submission, a text exchange an email of a dying friends with benefits relationship:

    http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/16/dominic-decline-crazy/#more-1751


  443. Guy castrates himself so he won’t cheat on his wife.


  444. man makes love to pillow


  445. Yea hitbids that chick need to pay back that dudes mutherfuckin money.


  446. Ridiculously beta pose while wearing Xmas long-underwear during photo with wife and baby: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Pic4.jpg


  447. That plastic furniture should get beta of the year willard lol


  448. Guy castrates himself so he won’t cheat on his wife who won’t have sex with him…

    I think I win.

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-castrates-self-so-he-won-t-cheat-on-his-wife


  449. http://blogs.reuters.com/columns/2009/10/06/the-myth-of-the-man-cession/

    “Progress on the desegregation of the workforce and attitudes to gender roles have not advanced since the mid-1990s. This is despite the fact that women are now outpacing men academically — earning 58 percent of bachelor’s degrees and 60 percent of master’s.

    Since superior academic performance doesn’t seem to be narrowing the gap, we need a renewed drive by government and companies to root out discrimination and create a more family-friendly work place. Although the United States has excellent anti-discrimination laws, enforcement is woefully underfunded.”

    This writer deserves to be nominated.


  450. I STILL LOVE HER, SAYS HUSBAND OF WIFE WHO SLIT HIS THROAT

    Bat shit crazy wife tries to kill husband so she could start fucking a guy from the internet:

    The court had been told how Hale persuaded her husband to take the sex drug before heading off for a romp in the woods on December 27 last year.

    He allowed his wife to blindfold him, believing they were acting out a fantasy – but instead she slashed his throat, inflicting a five-inch long wound, before repeatedly stabbing him in the neck and chest.

    She was disturbed by a passer-by and fled the scene, claiming she did not know who Mr Hale was or what had happened to him.

    After the attack Hale drove to a nearby train station to pick up Philip Sudol – a married postal worker who had travelled from his home in Leeds.

    They were meeting for the first time after becoming friends on the internet.

    Mr Sudol had been expecting to have sex with Hale but was instead arrested at her home.

    Beta of the year husband still loves her and wants her back:

    After the hearing yesterday he said: “I hope she is out as soon as possible. I still love her very much.”

    Mr Hale wrote a series of letters to the court in which he asserted that the incident was not his wife’s fault and that he was willing to forgive her.

    He said life without her was “terrible” and he was still deeply in love with her.

    Husband blew her a kiss as she was led from the dock, sobbing and waving to friends in the public gallery.

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/146477/I-still-love-her-says-husband-of-wife-who-slit-his-throat


  451. on December 21, 2009 at 1:20 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    la la la BETA!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8416739.stm

    “More than 1,000 followers of a multi-religious sect in northern India have pledged to marry female sex workers who want to escape exploitation.

    Young Hindu, Muslim and Sikh men have been queuing up at the Dera Sacha Sauda (Abode of the Real Deal) in the town of Sirsa as “wedding volunteers”.

    They say they are doing so to stop the women from being exploited in brothels.”

    I’ve submitted some nonsense before, but I feel the catharsis of my first winning entry.

    Also, enjoy the critique from feminist Courtney Martin, who exclaims that such white knighting “stinks of paternalism.”

    http://www.feministing.com/archives/019362.html


  452. Look at this slime ball politician and classic English dork.

    He wants the English government to step in and prevent the modeling industry from using models who are too thin.

    Of course he doesn’t want to confront the issue that male homosexuals who hate women – especially curvaceous, sexually attractive women – actually RUN the pathetic modeling industry and that it is these very fags who are at the root of the problem.

    The ugly creep has wormed his way into the model’s friend zone. But please people, they’re just friends.


  453. @Willard Libby. Wow. That is just ridiculous, but it is hilarious just how deflated he looks when she says they are just friends.


  454. haha man look at this


  455. on January 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm | Reply Harry Flashman

    http://www.theledger.com/article/20091231/NEWS/912315100

    Roissy, you can’t beat this.

    Teenage slut cheats on her boyfriend and calls it rape. Police question the suspect, turns out he has a video of encounter, and she was a willing participant. To protect the cheating whore’s reputation, her boyfriend then goes to the guy’s house to get the video back. The dude refuses. Boyfriend kill him.

    White-knightly, bitchy little Renfields are along with feminism, humanity’s curse.

    BETA OF THE MONTH!


  456. Beta tells Reddit users about how his wife basically shit all over him on Christmas morning:

    “My wife told me she had one gift for me this year: a very special gift. Keep in mind she told me about this in November; between that date and Christmas, we ate, lived and slept together. I would never have expected this.

    Her “only” gift wasn’t expensive furniture, watch or perfume: she had filed divorce paper. Not only that, she watched me open the big box where she put the little letter in front of our two children. We have been married for 12 years.

    She insisted I opened this gift at the end, after all gifts had been opened. At first I thought it was a joke. The form was accompanied with a court date, her asked conditions, as well as a letter from a lawyer she hired, saying she was asking for full custody of our children.

    She wouldn’t even tell me why she filed for divorce. As a matter of fact, I still do not know. I am now alone, our two children are asleep and she went to celebrate with her family. Yes, all alone on the night of christmas. I am at a loss for words!”

    The day after Christmas, his wife realizes she’s made a huge mistake, gets interned at some mental hospital. There, she tells the doctor strange things, and she’s diagnosed with mild borderline personality disorder and depression. Of course, the beta can’t figure out how this can be:

    “For all of those wondering how I could live with her for 12 years and not realize a thing, I would reply I was blind, naive and dumb. Overall these 12 years have been good and I have considered myself “happy.” I now realize it was all a lie. I fail to realize how exactly I could be so blind.”

    He’s not blind, his wife is a hypergamous liar who got bored with her marriage.

    So with the whole professional diagnosis thing, he’s in a good position to get full custody of his kids (something the wife threatened against him). Instead of acting on this, he decides he wants to stick it out with his evil wife, and cancels the divorce in order to make things work.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/aikyj/i_just_got_the_worst_christmas_gift_ever_what_do/

    http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/alupk/i_am_the_guy_who_got_the_worst_christmas_gift/


  457. With all the beta and omega shit coming out of Japan its still good to see the country can produce some badasses.

    Let’s pay our respects to Tsutomu “Lucky” Yamaguchi, who died today of stomach cancer. What made him a badass?

    He survived the A-Bomb in Hiroshima…. then he went home to Nagasaki, where he survived the second A-Bomb

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/01/07/cancer-kills-tsutomu-yamaguchi-survivor-of-hiroshima-and-nagasaki-a-bombs-115875-21948193/


  458. Oh, and this deserves a mention – not sure if beta or just plain retarded, but you make the call. It’s from a forum that trashes shitty PUAs, and one of the member found some field reports from a really creepy 34 year old PUA in dublin. Enjoy

    http://www.puahate.com/showthread.php?t=888


  459. on January 7, 2010 at 3:54 pm | Reply gunslingergregi

    ””””’Avalanche
    With all the beta and omega shit coming out of Japan its still good to see the country can produce some badasses.

    Let’s pay our respects to Tsutomu “Lucky” Yamaguchi, who died today of stomach cancer. What made him a badass?

    He survived the A-Bomb in Hiroshima…. then he went home to Nagasaki, where he survived the second A-Bomb
    ”””

    Awesome.


  460. on January 7, 2010 at 4:33 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    “Jeez. Wendy please don’t do a search on me. I googled my name and found nothing on me but I did find at least two people with my rare name including one in western Pennsylvania.”

    – willard libby the beta faggot


  461. Cannon’s Canon

    – willard libby the beta faggot

    Oh, fuck off. I was just kidding around with her.

    And take roissy’s dick out of your mouth.


  462. Check this guy out.

    He seems like a homosexual Herb but he gets quite a reaction when he answers the girl’s question.

    It starts at 3:15 and the reaction starts at 4:00.

    Amazing.


  463. Cannon’s Canon

    – willard libby the beta fa ggot

    Oh, f.u.c.k off. I was just kidding around with her.

    And take roissy’s d.i.c.k out of your mouth.


  464. Cannon’s Canon, I had a response for you but roissy prevented it from being posted.

    He’s looking out for your gentle soul.


  465. This guy is spineless. He’s writing posts on craigslist, and the girls probably don’t remember him at all.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bou/1505676272.html


  466. Love Line Show, Adam Corella and Dr. Drew Talk to a Beta and her Lover.


  467. on January 25, 2010 at 11:23 am | Reply Cannon's Canon

    at risk of sycophancy, look at this fucking beta:

    http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2010/01/24/game-over-revenge-of-the-patriarchs/

    he expounds on his beta pedestalization of women in the comments section:

    “As things currently stand, child support is a zero-sum battle, with the field biased in favor of the mother and the stepfather. I’m coming at this from a stepfather’s perspective. I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the guy who fails to raise his children yet kvetches about the possibility that the guy raising them in his stead might receive a single dollar of compensation for the favor. In fact, hearing it makes me want to get liposuction with it…out of spite.

    My own parents divorced when I was six. My father lived nearby, remained an active dad in my life, and paid his child support dutifully. There truly are male victims, but my suspicion is that the overwhelming majority are men who either caused the divorce, didn’t work hard enough for the marriage, didn’t want full custody as bad as they let on, and didn’t make the simple sacrifices necessary to remain in the child’s life (such as relocating).

    Please understand that I’m not here to point fingers or make specific determinations on anybody’s personal situations. I’ve been around long enough to see and hear it all. But please don’t point fingers at divorced women or single mothers in general, either.”

    we can infer much about his upbringing from such an admission. one theme of his post was to refute that white nationalists can’t get laid; he has disproved that theory by wifing up a single mom. for his next trick, he will invoke the powerful N and J words.


  468. Hahahaha! Wait for the end:

    “Corcoran harks back to her husband Bill Higgins’s glory days. Bill’s career included a stint as an FBI agent—“He had more arrests than anybody ever,” his wife boasts—and a top post in the Naval Reserve during the first Persian Gulf war. His last job was running his family’s New Jersey real-estate company, which he sold in 1997. A teaching fellowship in the Bronx followed, but now he answers to “spouse,” the title on his business card.”

    Read more: Alpha Women, Beta Men – When wives are the family breadwinners http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/features/n_9495/index1.html#ixzz0decEmEMY


  469. Mthson,

    Your excerpt contains the one guy in that piece who isn’t isn’t a beta. He was a badass in his career, he sold his career, and now he’s reaping the rewards of retirement.


  470. sold his business, sorry


  471. this guy is nice and beta:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/24/business/media/24brant.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

    marries model without prenup
    brings on her kid too
    he loses 2/3rds of his wealth
    she steals his shit, divoces him
    paying her $9k a day in alimony

    they call him an alpha male too!

    you’re not an alpha if your girl leaves you when you lose money.


  472. Here is my beta-male submission for January, 2010 (even tho the comment was made in December, 2009 … I just came across it.):

    Patrick H. Ouzts December 20, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    I need a woman who is an encourager. Being a man is hard, and I couldn’t do it without the support of a strong woman. “Behind every strong man is a stronger woman” is a true statement. http://artofmanliness.com/2009/12/20/what-can-manly-men-expect-of-women/

    There is a picture of him on his website: http://www.xymen.com/ … He claims that “XY teaches men how to be men. Through facilitating workshops, trainings, coaching, curriculum, and events, XY teaches the principles of masculinity, such as chivalry, competition, drive and determination.”

    Sounds like he training them to be beta-males!


  473. X to the Z,

    Yeah, the thing is he wasn’t old enough to retire, and he wanted to be working. His problem was that he became lazy and rudderless and let his wife become the breadwinner.

    Retiring while you still have your abilities doesn’t seem very ‘tribal chief’ to me. No amount of wealth or prestige is ‘enough.’


  474. Beta of the month (fictional division) was definitely the guy married to the psychopath on House last night.


  475. Greg Oden aka the ugliest man in the NBA apologized today for nude pictures that surfaced of himself online. It seems that an ex-girlfriend exposed the self-snapped photos that he sent her 1.5 years ago. Penis is involved. Extremely beta for an NBA star.

    http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/01/26/greg-oden-nude-photos-hit-the-internet-but-nobody-is-sure-if-the-pictures-are-in-fact-of-oden/


  476. on January 29, 2010 at 6:59 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    http://www.slate.com/id/2242749/

    I insisted she avoid contact with guys she had slept with (and I promised to do the same with my previous partners); I used her romantic past to make her feel awful when she wanted to spend time with friends at places where her past flings would be; I held the fact that she’d had casual sexual partners against her. At the time, I thought I was a good guy who simply held his girlfriend to the same standards he imposed on himself. I did the same thing in my previous relationship. Now it’s painfully obvious what a monster I was. I’ve pored over self-help books and tried to make sure I do not revert to being this horrible person, but I always do. Now I am in a fresh relationship with a girl—we’ve fallen quickly for each other—and I’m keeping quiet about my discomfort that she’s friends with guys she has slept with. But I know something will eventually slip through the cracks.


  477. Chuck

    Greg Oden aka the ugliest man in the NBA apologized today for nude pictures that surfaced of himself online. It seems that an ex-girlfriend exposed the self-snapped photos that he sent her 1.5 years ago. Penis is involved.

    Which is more beta – taking nude pictures of yourself and then having a bitter ex girlfriend post them on line or being a White boy who posts a link of a black basketball payer taking a picture of himself naked?

    If Oden is beta what are you, omega?


  478. Super herb/beta daddy submissively allows his daughter to White guilt him into selling their house and giving the $800,000 to charity.

    Add Nicholas Kristof and the editors at the NYTimes to the beta list.

    Life Too Good? Sell Your House.

    As The New York Times’s Nicholas Kristof wrote in a recent editorial, it all started with a stoplight epiphany Hannah experienced when she was 14. She was in her father’s car, sandwiched between a homeless man on one corner and a Mercedes on the other. If Mr. Mercedes had a little less, she reasoned, Mr. Homeless could have a whole lot more. “She was really seething about the disparities she saw on that street corner,” says Kevin Salwen. “She challenged us, our family, to make more of a difference in the world.”

    Eventually, Hannah figured out how they could have less so others could have more: sell the house. “We nearly fainted,” says Kevin, but in April, 2007, they put their mansion on the market, pledging half of the proceeds–a minimum of $800,000–to charity and searching for a downsized abode.


  479. A grand example of pedestalling what we can assume is an attention-loving skank:

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=258428857661


  480. naked omega landlord caught stealing his tenant’s lingerie and leaving condoms behind:

    http://www2.wjbf.com/jbf/entertainment/people/article/naked_landlord_arrested/55398/


  481. I nominate John Edwards’ former campaign aide, Andrew Young:

    Whenever Rielle called me, she tried to talk explicitly about her relationship with the senator. For obvious reasons, she couldn’t talk about these things with anyone else, so I figured I was serving as a sort of safety valve, letting her blow off steam. When the details about specific sexual acts, love bites, or the condition of her vagina got too graphic, I cut her off, but my attempts to set limits on Rielle were only partly effective.


  482. Kudos from one braniac to another. :)


  483. Slate’s “Dear Prudence” continues to deliver the goods:

    http://www.slate.com/id/2243578/

    “My brother had sex with my wife before we were married.”

    DP’s response?

    “What you should do now is apologize to your wife for forcing her confession and work on accepting that this information is meaningless to your relationship. If you still feel a need to one-up your brother, do it by holding onto the truth that you and your wife came together in a loving, mutually respectful way and that you two have created a beautiful young family.”

    and in the next question, DP tells a woman who cheated on her fiancee to keep the beta (now husband) in the dark!

    “an indiscretion prior to a marriage does not reduce a happy, fecund union to a sham. There is no purpose in your telling your husband that years ago you and a co-worker once groped each other.”


  484. Husband catches wife having an on-line affair and encourages her to spend 3 days in a hotel room with her on-line boyfriend (so that she could “discover his personality”). Of course, the husband is SHOCKED that wife banged the hell out of the other guy… and lied about it. Now he wonders why she cheated.

    “WHY DID SHE CHEAT? (Charlottesville)”

    http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/rnr/1589484123.html

    I have been with my wife for 22 years, married for 18. On January 5th I found out she was having an online affair. She said I never paid enough attention to her and that caused her to look elsewhere. We have been married 18 years and have 2 great children. I have my own international business that requires me to travel and work long-hours, even weekends sometimes. I have done this because I am driven, but mainly because she has expensive tastes and like to have money.

    I offered my permission (not that she needed it) to meet this man and see if he was “all that” in person like she said he was over the computer and phone. The plan was for her to spend 3 days with him to discover his personality. I wanted her to meet him because I didn’t want it to be thrown back in my face later how she had not met him…..plus I knew that she would probably sneak behind my back and meet him anyway. She promised me that she would not sleep with him, and she doubly promised that there would be no oral sex because she said “oral sex was special between us and that it required comfort and intimacy she would not share with anyone else.” Well……she me the guy on Monday, January 18th for the first time that evening. She returned home that night at 1:30am to remove her make-up and crawl into be with me wanting to snuggle and make out. After a few minute discussion of her evening, she told me that she made out with him but it went no further. This admission saddened and depressed me so, that I got up from bed and ended up all night with no sleep.

    The following morning she noticed I was very upset and depressed and she consoled me telling me that he had traits she didn’t like and that she still loved me. She intended on seeing him again that day and the following as originally established. I allowed her to stay in his hotel, because she assured me that they had separate hotel rooms. I did call the hotel to confirm that and it was true. That night she texted me numerous times saying that he was driving her crazy and that he was not totally what she thought. That night at 11:30 we texted each other again and she told me she was going to her room, shower, and go to sleep because she was tired.

    The following morning, she texted me at 5:30am saying she missed me and said she would be home early that they were not going out for the day like planned. She arrived at home about 10:30am and that evening she admitted to me that she slept with him Monday night (even tbough she had told me she hadn’t) and that Tuesday night they had sex twice and slept in the same bed…..not in her room, in her bed as she had promised. I was so hurt and angry that I felt like shooting myself….but I didn’t. She further admitted that she had given him oral sex, even though she had promised she wouldn’t and that they did not use a condom at all. This disgusted me to the point that I almost threw up.

    We have been seeing a counselor and things are getting better, but I am having such a hard time dismissing the affair and the sex. She tells me that I need to “get the F#&K over it, that I am dwelling in the past.” Further more she feels that the affair is not the issue at all…..and they “our problems” are the bigger issue. I agree that our problems are important to work through, but I still can’t get over the affair.

    CAN SOME PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE? I am willing to answer any questions.

    * Location: Charlottesville
    * it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    PostingID: 1589484123


  485. Anyone who wears these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39351726 “Perfect for Romantic strolls, walking your child to school, or sitting on the bleachers watching your favorite football game!”


  486. A returning commenter with a new alias here. It almost feels like cheating to use Feministing as a springboard to find pathetic chodes. But I can’t help myself.

    I found a link to this blog where a “male feminist” [shudders] speaks of his apparent desire that his daughter become the town pump.

    http://yesmeansyesblog.wordpress.com/2010/01/12/its-the-ears/#more-1173

    He objects to humor based on the assumption that men are supposed to prevent interloping horny teenage boys from shagging their daughter (and therefore lowering her value to future men). The joke is he objects to is:

    “why are sons easier to raise than daughters? Because when you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. When you have a daughter, you have to worry about all of them.”

    He rejects this joke because he wants to raise an empowered womyn who is in control of her sexuality!!!!! Fair enough. It’s a free country. So he comes up with this retort that goes, and I kid you not, “it’s the ears! As long as he can hear her say no, it’s fine!” There are several problems with this response:

    A. It’s not funny.
    B. A man can hear a chick say “no” and pound her anyway.
    C. It assumes that there are not any hard (as it were) consequences for sluttiness and manipulative overuse of her sexuality. He seems to think that women never have to pay for their “empowered” manipulation of betas. But as we all know, karma’s a bitch, but in a way, my heart goes out to all of the feminist-raised women who are totally ignorant of any consequences that may result from their slutty high life in their twenties. Poor lasses. People should be warned about eminent domain before the wrecking ball crashes into their home. But nobody warned these chicks about anything.

    But our main event gets better! After our hero makes his lame-ass joke, a couple of crazy chicks or manginas castrate this pathetic fellow EVEN FURTHER! They point out that this humor is supposedly offensive to those who cannot hear. And rather than defend his lame-ass humor, he just takes their shrewiness like a little bitch boy. And it gets EVEN better. In one of his responses he says that he was “blind to” the offensive nature of his post. This is an idiom. An adage. An old saying. You get the drill. But nope! He doesn’t even try to defend that. He apologizes for it. And the shrews use a classic lefty shaming tactic to break this guys balls. They create “-isms” out of thin air. In this case “ableism.” You see, racism isn’t enough. There’s sexism, classism, ageism, sizeism, ableism, heterosexism and it just goes on and on and on. And for someone who calls himself a man to allow random people on the internet to get an apology with virtual-finger-wagging use of these “isms” is pathetic.

    They need to get schooled on the art of apology by a real man:

    The art of apologizing is not apologizing.


  487. on February 13, 2010 at 12:01 pm | Reply It's My First Day

    Here’s a happy SWPL couple giving us the rundown on a Cat Cafe in Korea. Presumably they’re over there teaching English, as that’s the SWPL thing to do. Check out Simon at about the 50 second mark. His mediocrity is beyond words.


  488. wife admits to wanting to be married to her ex-boyfriend, and is exposed as a cheating slut. doesn’t stop her spineless husband comforting her when she loses the show.


  489. Here’s a classic from maybe 10 years ago…………….. Howard Stern – Baba Booey Apology Tape


  490. I did a quick search on (Ms.?)Alex Williams, who wrote the New York Times article that inspired the post “Is College a Poon Nirvana?”. It turns out that Williams is a guy, but he might as well be Ms. Williams. He got married in August to a supposedly younger woman with a huge lantern jaw. She kept her last name. Check out his wedding announcement.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/30/fashion/weddings/30GODDARD.html?_r=1


  491. That dudes wife looks like Perez Hilton hahahahahhah


  492. Ubber nerd/beta crying because his WOW account was hacked.


  493. Date night fail.

    Looks like somebody has a guaranteed lay tonight! (Sort of).


  494. Baby Come Back youtube video


  495. http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/porn-and-perversions/200808/what-if-your-wife-were-a-porn-star?currentPage=1

    Married to a porn star, and not even getting laid.

    Unable to divorce, possibly due to alimony.

    And your friends watching your wife get pumped by garden hoses in every hole.

    Giving your wife a good night’s kiss on her face which still carries the leftovers of some dude’s cum.


  496. http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article7031116.ece

    Beta gets old flame to come see him, he breaks down in tears telling her how much he needs her, she of course turns him down.


  497. chic noir-buttox,

    Detox my Buttox.

    Now quit talksin’ and start detoxin’….


  498. @ chic: I don’t think a girl qualifies as a beta.

    Or if you are talking about the guys involved then I have to say they are not beta for not fucking a woman who, from the article, appears to be obviously bucketloads of crazy. Fucking her is setting yourself up later for massive drama, potential sexual harrassment suits, false rape allegations, STDs etc. None of which is good if you are a cop in a state like NSW which has misandrist sexual assault laws (which those cops probably know).

    Also, she has a butter face.


  499. Please note the ex-husband in this story: grabbing the wheel while his ex-wife is driving, but wants to shave her bikini line for her new boyfriend. Then, when they smash into innocents, he moves to the driver’s seat to take the fall for her, because she (and her car) were both ordered off the road by a court.

    That’s pretty beta.

    http://keysnews.com/node/21349

    alternate article:

    http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area-police-say/19387991


  500. I don’t think a girl qualifies as a beta.
    breeze- no the guys who turned her down

    to be obviously bucketloads of crazy. Fucking her is setting yourself up later for massive drama, potential sexual harrassment suits, false rape allegations, STDs etc.

    yea, good point but you and I know some men will throw caution to the wind and smash.
    SMH


  501. http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/3427682/Michael-Clarke-whipped-by-Lara-Bingle

    Michael Clarke, in grooming to be captain of the Australian Cricket team (arguably the best in the sport), leaves a tour to rush to his girlfriend’s side after nude pics of her appear on the internet.


  502. Beta of the Year for 2008? Heath Ledger’s Joker from the “Dark Knight.”


  503. on March 10, 2010 at 1:22 pm | Reply Rollo Tomassi

    How Beta is the ex-husband in this?

    http://keysnews.com/node/21349

    Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

    “She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,”


  504. Rollo,

    Look up 4 posts above.


  505. on March 11, 2010 at 2:47 am | Reply West Coast Life

    This guy, Douglas Hampton

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/us/politics/11inquire.html

    He has solidified his claim to fame and will always be known as “the husband of Senator Ensign’s mistress.” Did he dump the bitch? Apparently not, but he seems content to let the powerful senator make it up to him by steering some money his way. If you remember the story from a few months ago, there was a payment of something like $100,000 from Ensign’s parents to this dude and his wife, something like that…


  506. Guy drives ex-wife to visit her boyfriend. Plus other fun details: http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885


  507. Woman aims to become the world’s fattest.
    Fatty husband is encouraging her!

    “Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said.”

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest


  508. Nothing says alpha like broadcasting what a bitch you are on facebook:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/18/fashion/18facebook.html?scp=2&sq=facebook&st=cse


  509. http://www.news.com.au/technology/gamecrush-lets-gamers-pay-to-play-with-girls/story-e6frfro0-1225844277216

    A NEW website launching this week is hoping to cash in on gamers willing to pay for the opportunity to play video games online with girls.

    GameCrush says it modelled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar.

    The company explained that in a bar you’re basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up, and GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.


  510. on March 24, 2010 at 2:42 pm | Reply Carlton Grey

    Dude is being completely dominated by some old broad. He only dates her a few times and she dominates him in bed, makes him move in with her, and even tries to get him to stop college to “spend more time on their relationship!” Tons of earnest, good females attempt to save our poor subject form his own betatude and are totally honest that his submissive tendencies are a turnoff. But it never works.

    By the end it turns out that it may have been a troll, but if this character were in fact real, he would have to be the beta of the year.

    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/community/forums/thread/37404?page=1


  511. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261096/Vanessa-Perroncel-parties-London-winning-1million-child-support-battle-ex-Wayne-Bridge.html

    Not only was he publicly humiliated by his cheating whore of a girlfriend and chelsea teammate John terry, Hes allowed it to ruin his england football career by refusing to travel South africa with the team for this years world cup and to top it all off over a million in child support to the bitch.

    Beta on all fronts, and it’s a shame because hes a nice, hard working player. Shafted.


  512. Note also she is 4 years older than both Terry and Bridge. +Beta


  513. Iceland most feminist country in the world, bans stripper clubs and prostitution.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/mar/25/iceland-most-feminist-country

    your opinions? has anyone picked up women? I’m sure hypergamy still lies rampant even with “equal leveling” of the sexes…they will always long for a man who is the “primus inter pares”


  514. @valmont

    That sounds like hell on earth. To tie this in with the thread, EVERY ICELANDIC MALE should be nominated for BOTM.


  515. Mystery Method FAIL.


  516. “Beta on all fronts” [Wayne Bridge]

    Yeah. Except he’s hooked up with Kim Kardashian.


  517. on April 5, 2010 at 4:07 am | Reply Willard Libby

    Lolo Soetoro, Barack Obama’s stepfather.

    Alpha male impregnates the 17 year old girl, leaves and allows a Beta chump to work like a dog to support the child and woman while he is off impregnating other women.


  518. Roissy, you MUST be able to do something with this…

    http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/04/23/we-are-not-your-weapons-we-are-women/

    Storied layers of delusion / self loathing in this one put her beyond parody, even though she couldn’t fairly be described as male.

    Regards


  519. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/TheLaw/breaking-missing-ohio-mom-found-alive/story?id=10445427

    “David Tehan told ABC News today he was angry at Hutcherson, but said he “absolutely” forgives his wife. When asked why he forgave her, Tehan said, “I don’t know. It’s supernatural.”

    What a douche.


  520. Saw a license plate at school today….

    “DEBS GUY”

    It was on a truck at least…but still no excuse. I’ll get a picture if I see it again.


  521. http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

    Don’t click this link if you’ve just eaten, man sleeping and having a child with his 72 year-old grandmother.

    Passes the line of pathetic into a realm of disgust I didn’t know was possible.


  522. on May 3, 2010 at 12:51 pm | Reply Loon_Jobbie

    A little late but…”Men’s Studies” Foremost Authority Opts for Castration…

    http://mensnewsdaily.com/2010/04/22/mens-studies-foremost-authority-opts-for-castration-literally/


  523. on May 5, 2010 at 11:59 am | Reply Loon_Jobbie

    Runner up? All the many boyfriends of Terisa Greenan, 41…

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/209164

    The picture of this group is great as well…

    http://photo.newsweek.com/content/photo/2009/7/photos-a-history-of-multiple-partner-relationships.html


  524. German man ‘marries’ his dying cat:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8658327.stm

    I found a photo here:

    http://jezebel.com/5529873/german-man-marries-dying-cat

    “Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony”


  525. From the BBC Story:

    The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.

    “Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed,” Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.


  526. I humbly submit this entry for Beta of the Month – A Military Wife who convinced her husband that she was impregnated by a 3D pornographic film:

    http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

    Cheers


  527. I would like to nominate all those dudes in China who are going into schools and killing kids for beta of the year. These massacres are happening on a weekly basis wtf is up with that???


  528. Beta of the Month:

    Girl goes from stripper, to escort, to a year-and-a-half in the harem of the Prince of Brunei, then goes on to marry the bassist from Weezer.

    http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/bigger-picture/article.aspx?cp-documentid=24065160&gt1=32060


  529. on May 20, 2010 at 4:07 am | Reply Vincent Ignatius

    This worthless beta isn’t BOM quality but he still deserves to have his shriveled testicles removed.

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=127284067281935&ref=share

    He’s begging people to join this group so his girlfriend won’t dump him.


  530. on May 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    waysa

    Beta of the Month:

    Girl goes from stripper, to escort, to a year-and-a-half in the harem of the Prince of Brunei, then goes on to marry the bassist from Weezer.

    http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/bigger-picture/article.aspx?cp-documentid=24065160&gt1=32060

    Here’s a picture of her beta White boy husband and their adopted black male child.

    http://www.jillianlauren.com/blog/?m=200910


  531. This harem floozy is killing me. I love how she describes herself as risen to the top of the harem too. Conceited much? That bass player should kill himself.


  532. Beta triplets of the month:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/23/fashion/23sperm.html?pagewanted=all

    Obviously, the three women were in fact sequentially impregnated by the vial of alpha sperm, which moved on once it had gotten what it wanted and let a provider type take the fall each time. Despite their recent marriages, all three women still send furtive text messages to the vial of sperm, which replies laconically or not at all.


  533. on June 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm | Reply Blessent mon coeur

    Feels like it’s going to be a big summer!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/06/08/2010-06-08_upstate_woman_charged_with_adultery_after_lewd_act_in_a_public_park.html

    Husband stands by her during press conference where she admits kissing the other guy but “it was just like sitting in someone’s lap –fully clothed.” Yeah, that makes it ok-dokey.


  534. on June 9, 2010 at 7:46 pm | Reply Willard Libby

    East Valley teen describes sex with teacher

    photos.

    Taylor’s husband, Kevin, meanwhile, denies that his wife engaged in anything inappropriate. The Herald-Republic reports that he came to court wearing a shirt with the words “I Love My Wife” written on it and had to be directed by the judge to quit staring down student witnesses testifying against Taylor.


  535. http://www.thedatingtruth.com/

    a dating site from a “female live Coach”

    the advice in a nutchell is :
    1-be hot, sexy and attractive
    2- dont be unattractive
    3-worship women
    4-have a big penis
    5- dont judge promiscuous women
    6-women judge you on everything especially your career.

    [editor: worst
    advice
    eva.]


  536. What a putz!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/10/AR2010061005768_pf.html

    My wife grew up in a home with a hypochondriac mother and attended parochial schools. She married her first husband to “get out of the house.” He was cleaved to his mother and made her a secondary citizen, slightly above the level of the children. She met me and ultimately left him. We moved in together and after a couple of years married and had a son (she had two others previously).

    One day she came to me and declared that she wanted a divorce. We did not have significant issues in our marriage; the money and kids were not problems nor were any of the other “usual suspects.”

    Her explanation: She was turning 40 and, having never “been on her own,” wanted to not be tied to anyone (other than the kids, of course).

    [Other than the kids and YOUR MONEY, sucka. The tingle is gone, but she still wants a lifeline to your wallet!]

    While I completely understood her predicament and need to explore life on her own, it was the most devastating thing that has ever happened to me. I never saw anything coming; I could not eat or sleep for months and lost about 40 pounds, sacrificed all of my property and assets to benefit the children and missed out on the day-to-day interaction that I would ordinarily have enjoyed with my son.

    Today I am happy she had the courage to do what she felt she needed to do despite the ramifications. We have always maintained a very close and friendly relationship and our son, now a grown man, is an outstanding young fellow. I would rather she chose this path than have her suffer another 20 years of unhappiness; it would have probably been worse for all of us.

    Would things have been different had she gone to college and lived in a dorm? Should she have found a roommate and lived it up? Being a “good” Catholic girl in those days probably precluded that, but the tonic must have worked, for she has remained single and on her own for 20 years now.

    After learning the hard way, I believe everyone needs to be on their own when they are young. In college, in the military, traveling, whatever . . . get out, meet new and different people and learn about who you are and what you want to be in life.


  537. Wife writes article “The End of Man”

    Embedded in the article is a video where the husband and son are disparaged by mother and daughter.
    Bonus, check out the kids’ last name.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/07/the-end-of-men/8135/


  538. on June 21, 2010 at 7:52 am | Reply MilitantAtheist

    ‘Zoe, I’ve made mistakes. Please forgive me!': Husband lines wife’s bike race route with banners in desperate bid to save marriage

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288128/Paul-Kendall-lines-bike-ride-route-banners-desperate-bid-save-marriage.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0rUIRtJMA


  539. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/romeo_takes_the_bus_uJst63CKukeqdGkxS04eGO

    beta steals bus to meet g-friend upstate. Gets there and finds her in the act with another man. Girl introduces beta to other boyfriend. girl asks betta to get her some cigarettes and “lady pads” beta then drives bus to the store to buy items. “another man” asks beta for a pack of cigarettes, betta goes back to the store to get cigarettes… I just let you read the rest of this story.


  540. Oh so wrong on oh so many levels.


  541. Guy with alpha cred (bassist for Weezer) marries a 30 something former escort heroin addict headcase, who wrote a memoir about being a member of the harem of the Prince of Brunei. She writes how she knew the bassist was a “nice guy” who would forgive her past, different than the 100 alphas who used her before, but she nonetheless shuddered in revulsion and had second thoughts about marrying him everytime her family praised him for being “a great guy.” Wikipedia reveals the couple recently adopted a child from Ethopia.

    The column is aptly named “Modern Love”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/27/fashion/27Love.html?ref=fashion


  542. Decently fit and attractive guy asks girl to marry him. Girl says she will only say “i do” if he completes an ironman because she’s completed one before and thought he should complete one too and that it would be a good way to “prove his commitment to her”.

    http://news.yahoo.com/video/spokanecoeurdalenekrem-15751329/fiancee-will-say-i-do-if-boyfriend-completes-ironman-20526146

    He should of said nevermind after she set conditions down


  543. I nominate Scott Shriner. The man played bass for Weezer, but who does he marry? A former stripper, heroin addict, and whore who spent time as a sex slave in Asia.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/27/fashion/27Love.html

    And the best part about it is her sense of entitlement! She DESERVES a lavish wedding, with all the trimmings, to a rich and famous man!


  544. on June 26, 2010 at 7:33 pm | Reply Vincent Ignatius

    This guy is beta of the fucking century

    He married his wife right after a 1000 man gangbang, and it was his idea

    http://www.efukt.com/20684_A_Gangbang_Before_Marriage.html


  545. self confessed chubby chaser

    on another side note, a view towards how young women’s attitude towards relationships is now…she feels entitled to cheating and doesnt feel guilty…furthermore, her boyfriend took her back and gave her a pass.


  546. beta of the bloody decade?


  547. How could she slap me clip from an Indian gameshow. The amount of whiteknighting is at epic levels.


  548. Joe Carter of First Things. His wife leaves him for a woman, and he uses this experience to argue that fathers abandoning their children is the big problem in America today:

    http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/2010/06/dads-donrsquot-go


  549. on July 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm | Reply Cannon's Canon

    oscar grant

    he died on his belly like a bitch


  550. http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2010/01/how_sexual_objectification_silences_women_-_the_male_glance.php

    a new study shows that “male gaze” can “silence” women and that it should not be used ( a beta argues so)


  551. @anon The lauren cleri youtube. Total doormat. He hugs her and rubs her back after she admitted cheating on him and saying she should be married to someone else.


  552. I nominate Marnia Robinson’s husband. She is a former lawyer turned crackpot sex advice author. Her pet theory is that male ejaculation during sex is a western construct, and should be avoided.

    From her blog entry Another Way to Make Love :

    I happened upon this concept decades ago in a book on Daoist lovemaking. After modifying the ideas based on practical experience I eventually read a book on karezza—and realized that it described what my husband and I were doing. Karezza is gentle intercourse, with lots of affection and relaxation, but without the goal of orgasm. (Yes, it still happens on rare occasions.)


  553. on July 19, 2010 at 1:41 pm | Reply Rollo Tomassi

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2010/07/19/am.seg.bagley.old.spice.cnn?hpt=C2

    Jason Bagley. Look into his herb eyes, listen to the milquetoast voice and despair,…


  554. I have fun goofing on the Bellingham, WA Craigslist MIS postings.

    This puppy caught my attention:

    http://bellingham.craigslist.org/mis/1854324982.html

    To quote in full (Boundary Bay is a very nice brewpub):

    ——————–
    You look like my ex-wife – m4w – 41 (Boundary Bay)

    You: Tall, dark hair, green top and glasses.

    Me: 5’11” with light brown hair and beard and a blue button-up shirt.

    Hey, I met you at Boundary Bay last night. Our eyes met and I felt compelled to approach you because of your resemblance to my ex-wife. We had a brief conversation and I told you all about my ex-wife. You told me you didn’t want to hear about my ex-wife and walked away. Your rejection also reminded me of my ex-wife which is a turn on. I don’t know your name, but my ex-wife’s name is Donna. Maybe that’s your name too? I’ll just call you Donna. So Donna, contact me if you’re as interested in me as I am in you.

    Please send a pic so I know it’s really you. REAL DONNA DON’T SEND A PICTURE OF YOURSELF PRETENDING TO BE NEW DONNA! WE BOTH NEED TO MOVE ON.
    ——————–

    Do not know if the band of the evening was playing the Desperation Samba but that would have been my choice…


  555. on July 29, 2010 at 10:00 am | Reply Chad Buffington

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arjuna-ardagh/goddess-worship_b_660896.html

    “First, do what I did, and create an altar in your room dedicated to Divine Feminine. Put only symbols of the feminine on it. I have a painting called “The Annunciation” by Dante Gabriel Rossetti. Google it, you’ll understand why. I have a statue of Quan Kin. I also have a stone shaped like Yoni, and a painting by Georgia O’Keeffe. Populate your altar with anything that reminds you of the feminine, and spend a few minutes of the day in worship. Yes, worship. Adoration. Devotion. Offer up rose petals. Offer poems. Hell, offer money. Offer everything, and beg her to reveal her innermost essence to you. This will work miracles whether you’re single and waiting to meet the right woman or whether you’re already in relationship and long to meet your woman in a deeper way.”


  556. on July 29, 2010 at 12:53 pm | Reply acoupleofboobs

    Ding Ding Ding we have a winner (Andrew Cohen of Politics Daily writes a public letter to the ex-girlfriend he still loves on her wedding day):

    http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/07/24/on-her-wedding-day-saying-the-things-left-unsaid/


  557. these are beta no more, omegas should be their better description.


  558. That Politics Daily guy – how could his editor be cruel enough to let him publish that?


  559. on August 3, 2010 at 2:25 am | Reply Basil Ransom

    Man proposes that pornstar fiancee fuck a thousand guys in an afternoon as an appetizer for marriage. The couple has great communication we’re told.

    http://efukt.com/20684_A_Gangbang_Before_Marriage.html (Very NSFW)


  560. All three “men” in this story – BETA.

    The woman, a stupid cougarslut without the courage to kill herself after killing her child.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299734/Mother-led-double-life-smothered-daughter-Piglet-teddy-bear.html

    A woman smothered her three-year-old daughter with her Piglet teddy bear, a court heard today.

    Helen Caudwell, 42, allegedly used the soft toy to kill her daughter Bethany Caudwell-Kennerly after leading a double life, convincing two men they were the father of her child.

    She fell pregnant with Bethany – her fourth child – while she was conducting relationships with three men in 2005.

    ["fallen pregnant" - what's up with that? She slipped, landed on some guy's dick, and fell pregnant?]

    Her husband at the time, Ian Caudwell, had tried to have a vasectomy reversed so that he could give his wife, of Cheadle Heath, Stockport, Greater Manchester, a fourth child but it had been unsuccessful and she had fallen pregnant by her lover Mark Davies, the court heard.

    Supermarket Assistant Helen told both Mr Davies and her third boyfriend Miles Kennerly, of Sandbach, that they were Bethany’s father and they both treated the girl as their own – unbeknown to the other.

    Caudwell went on to divorce husband and father of her three other children Ian Caudwell and married Miles Kennerly in May 2009.

    Within months Caudwell filed for divorce, the court heard. In the days leading up to the killing she had made comments about not wanting Miles Kennerly to see Bethany and ‘doing away with herself’.

    Bethany was found dead by Caudwell’s concerned colleagues after she had told them she wasn’t going to work because she had ‘suffocated Bethany’.

    Recent paternity tests confirmed Mark Davies to have been the girl’s father.

    Mr Ray Wrigglesworth QC, prosecuting at Manchester Crown court, said: ‘In late 2004 Helen Caudwell met Mr Davies and began an affair with him.

    ‘A few months later in February 2005 she started a relationship with a third man – Miles Kennerly. During this period she continued to have a sexual relationship with her husband, Mr Davies and Mr Kennerly.’

    In October 2005 she became pregnant and in July, 2006, she gave birth to Bethany.

    ‘During her pregnancy and after Bethany was born she continued to lead both Mr Davies and Mr Kennerly to believe that they were the father of Bethany.

    ‘Both men visited the child, gave birthday presents and had regular meetings. Neither was aware of the other’s existence.’


  561. on August 8, 2010 at 10:49 am | Reply Misterogynist

    And the White Knighting Mangina nominee is…

    Ronald E. Riggio, Ph.D – works in academia and writes a blog for Psychology Today, with such titles as “Sexism is Alive and Well in Your Workplace“.

    This one’s a slam-dunk.


  562. From the above article:

    “As my wife points out in her Sex and Gender course, there is no male equivalent for the word “bitch.””

    yeah buddy why don’t you help her some by being a shining example, maybe that will get her to come up with one.


  563. [...] have oneitis quite bad.  This is the nature of the condition, and can either be noble or a farce depending on how this is expressed.  So a slightly alpa’d up beta would be much less likely [...]


  564. on August 11, 2010 at 12:55 am | Reply measure of devotion

    Top of the charts Beta song from the 60’s – toxic.


  565. This is from Sydney Australia’s Sydney Morning Herald: –

    How can I get her to stop stripping?
    Icon – Comments 109 Comments | Permalink
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    Kate de Brito
    Wednesday, August 11, 2010 at 08:05am

    Dear Bossy: I have a question for you that I’d like you and your readers advice.

    I have been dating my girlfriends for over a year now, and we have a great relationship. We talk, we rarely argue and we love each other very much.

    She is a bit of a lost soul, and has had a troubled past with her schooling and home life, leaving home when she was 16 and has been fending for herself since then. I’ve been trying to help turn her life around, but understand it is her life and she can do as she wishes, and I can only be a guiding hand when she allows me to be. That is the basis of how I treat this relationship. I will never tell her how to live or what she should be doing with her life, but encourage her and help her with what I can.

    A few months into the relationship, she told me that before we started dating she worked as a stripper. This concerned me, as I’m a jealous type of guy, even though I attempt not to be. She stopped stripping when we started dating, but I’ve always felt that she has wanted to go back to the job because she earnt fairly good money. As she’d stopped, however, I didn’t concern myself much with it, and everything seemed fine. She got other employment in a cafe, was earning good enough money there, and we were able to spend plenty of time together.

    Fast forward about a year, and she lost her job at the cafe, was having issues with family, and was very concerned about money. She asked me how I felt about her returning to stripping. Being that I didn’t want to tell her that I felt uncomfortable about it and didn’t want to tell her what to do, I told her that I would support her no matter what she did, regardless of my feelings on the matter. She went back to the job, and has been there for about 2 and a half months now, working fairly regularly, and now financially up to date and saving money for her future. Regardless how well she is doing money wise, and how it’s helped improve her quality of life, I am very uncomfortable about this. I’ve let her know that I don’t like what she does, and that I want her to get a different job that doesn’t involve showing off your naked body to strange men with money. She has said she would, but it’s been over a month since I first spoke about my discomfort and she has barely even looked into other work. Once again, I will never tell her what to do with her life or where to work, meerly state my discomfort and offer her suggestions.

    I do not see this as something worth breaking up over, as I understand this is jealousy getting the better of me and refuse to bow down to my own silliness, and while I also know that alot of strippers (not all though) tend to do more then just stripping, I believe her when she tells me that she does not do anything more.

    My question to you is are my feelings legitimate, or are they truly just silliness? If I am uncomfortable with this, but not enough for it to have a serious impact on our relationship, should she stop stripping and seek other forms of employment, or should I just accept that this is her best option currently and respect her decision? What is your opinion on the whole thing? And readers, what do you all feel is the answer in this scenario?

    Secondly, myself and my housemate tend to have theme weeks, and have decided that next week will be Bossy Themed. We’ve come up with some things such as only eating fruitcake on the friday, but we would like some input from the guest of honour herself about how she feels a week of celebration in all that is Bossy should be conducted.

    Thanks

    Bossy says: Your feelings are not silly. And of course, they are legitimate. But as you’ve discovered, wanting something for your girlfriend is very different to her wanting it for herself.

    You say you have been restrained in not trying to tell her what to do and that’s great. But it’s not controlling to tell people we love that they have options.

    Sometimes people get stuck in their jobs and in life, whether they are working as a stripper, a receptionist or, more often than not, a lawyer. Getting away from what you know and doing something different can be scary.

    Stripping is a gig your girlfriend knows and understands. And it pays well. It has helped keep her head above water more than once. Given the strength of that attachment it will probably take some sort of effort for her to pursue change.

    That may be where you come in. You say you are uncomfortable with what she does, but not enough for it to impact on your relationship; but obviously it is already having an impact. And you need to ask yourself how long you think you can deal with her doing this sort of job.

    I believe you’ve taken the right road in not trying to control her or tell her what to do, but maybe now is the time to sit her down and say “it does bother me, you know that, and I also need you to know at some stage it may jeopardise what we have.”
    Then say you want to know what you can do to support her moving forward and getting involved in the sort of work that brings her real joy.

    I don’t want to stereotype your girlfriend, but it may be having to fend for herself so early, she doesn’t have a strong belief in her own abilities. You can’t hand this to her, but you can tell her you think she can achieve more.

    Stripping, apart from anything else, is probably not a long-term career. So the question is how is she looking after her future? At some point she has to look beyond the next three or six months or even the next year and say: “What do need to be doing now (maybe study or retraining) so I can be working in a field in the next couple of years that is more inspiring and also has potential for career growth?”

    Stripping is your girlfriend’s security. She feels understandably naked without it. So look to the future and help her make some plans that excite her rather than push her to parachute out of her security before she is ready.

    As to your other question about a Bossy themed week I think whatever else the week includes there should be chickpeas. Drink some beer too. Bossy likes that.


  566. check out this crazy blog , these women wrote a book about dating and “choices” and how it is ok to “change your mind” as much as you want about dating a guy.

    http://thechoiceeffect.com/category/love/

    what a diatribe !


  567. Mulholland California Aug. 14, 2010.


  568. Beta of the Month: Roger Staubach

    She makes a good point.


  569. on August 25, 2010 at 2:33 am | Reply On Fire Product

    Roissy,

    It’s been a while since you did the whole Beta of the Month thing, but I think that I have found you a perfect candidate here:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/d4igu/iama_27_year_old_man_whos_wife_is_leaving/

    Wow, just…WOW!


  570. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha :breath: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4428716#post4428716

    Cliffs:
    Guy starts to see a girl.
    Girl and guy plan to spend the day together.
    Girl gets a call from another guy she was seeing.
    Other guy on the phone is a bad boy that “recently got arrested”.
    Girl tells niceguy to drop her off at bad boy’s house for what amounts to a booty call.
    Niceguy is besides himself and wonders why she likes bad boy more.

    Hmm… could it have something to do with being such a chump he dropped her off to another guy’s house when they were supposed to have a date? If he’s that big of a pushover/niceguy then no wonder she was more attracted to the other guy!


  571. Fictional character: Charles Bovary from “Madame Bovary”, a novel by Gustave Flaubert.

    It’s a novel admired for its beautiful style that tells the story of a woman (Emma Bovary) who is lost in the search of passion, faith, excitement and other things to make her life less boring. This leads her to become bored with her beta provider husband (a kind but boring village doctor) and fantasize about cheating on him and cheat on him twice. Fortunately, the child that they have is still his.

    The first time she cheats with a fancy, older guy who lives outside the village and is very wealthy. He plays her around and eventually leaves her, causing her to have a brain apoplexy and nearly die (her husband, never suspecting anything, spends months tending to her to recover).

    The second time it is with a young lawyer who moved to Paris, and whom she was once in love with but didn’t cheat with. Now she does, and she also spends all of her husband’s money and estate and his parents’ estate to finance her lavish trips to Paris with him. Her husband has no problem giving her the power of an attorney. She tries to totally dominate the young lawyer, and mostly succeeds until she runs out of money and faces enormous debts. Then she commits suicide and dies in her husband’s loving arms. Her husband still doesn’t know anything, and forgives her for financially ruining him.

    (Summary: By Chateau or normal standards, a typical whore, but let’s not get into it.)

    But you may ask, where is the beta? What’s so especially beta about Charles Bovary?

    After her death, he goes through her drawers and finds love letters and gifts from her lovers and hers to theirs. He instantly forgives her, thinking that he wasn’t giving her everything and at least she was happy.

    One day in Paris, he meets her first lover (knowing who he is), joins him for a drink, listens to him tell stories of her and nods over and over, just happy that she was happy with him.

    The next day he dies sitting in his chair, of the cause of sadness: his life without her no longer has any sense.

    (Summary: a colossal Beta who forgives her wife her cheating, her financially ruining him and talks to her lovers about how he is happy that she could be happy with them)

    Note: The novel wasn’t written that way because Flaubert was a beta – he lived mostly on prostitutes, had only one serious relationship in his life, and contracted many STDs. That’s maybe bad, but not to this extent.


  572. I think Alex Chapman (ex-husband of Russian spy Anna Chapman) deserves recognition as a total tool. As soon as she becomes famous he starts giving interviews about how she was the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen, whining about how she left him, bitterly calling her materialistic and whining about how after she left him she started fucking a bunch of rich, powerful men. Not to mention the dude gave interviews about what she was like in bed and sold naked photographs of her that were supposed to be private to the tabloids. Scum. Pathetic, beta scum.


  573. Dude gets out of way when baseball approaches his seat in the stands, girlfriend gets hit. Girlfriend visibly aroused afterward, bro takes the baseball despite ducking. Scorned by media, bro laughs it off, is unperturbed. Link: http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/worst-boyfriend-ever-guy-ducks-out-of-way-girlfriend-gets-hit-by-fly-ball-video/


  574. Can we say that one of the most Beta males in mamalians is the Hyena?


  575. @Nutz:

    Well, at least the guy had the sense to put the girl behind him at that point. Otherwise, late into the future, he might have been 10 years into a sexless marriage when he found out that “his” kid actually was the “badboy’s”, lol.

    What the guy should have done in the situation the girl presented him with was said “get a taxi, I’m not your chaffeur”.

    Mystery would say that what probably happened before this was that he had moved into Comfort without building enough Attraction.


  576. The woman in the picture is a self made tabloid “celebrity” in finland, Johanna Tukiainen. One parliament member had some dirty sms-conversations with her, wich she then leaked into tabloids. She fansies herself very good looking and is dumb as a left foot shoe. And obvioysly, very few parts of her are non-fake.

    The man she’s sitting on is her boyfriend who, according to the text, adores her and thinks she’s beautifull and has a lovely baby face. They are looking for a house of their own and still the only thing she has to say about him (what she thinks about him) is: we’ll see what happens.


  577. (new attempt with the link)


  578. Why do these women stick around Ulra-violent men?

    he shot her because she did not cook well his eggs!

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/09/11/sheriff-gunman-kills-rural-breathitt-county-eastern-kentucky/

    sad story…


  579. Beta asking about whether it’s ok that his wife wants to have sex with other men. Worse, he gets tons of “she needs to have fun”, “maybe you’re too controlling” and “maybe you’re not giving her everything she needs” advice.

    http://www.dearcupid.org/question/my-wife-wants-to-sleep-with-another-man.html

    However, they have been on swingers’ parties together, so he isn’t as innocent as he appears.


  580. [...] their slower members. It was originally conceived as a counterpart to Chateau’s now-defunct Beta of the Month Award, only with girls instead of guys. The SGOTM posts are pure didactic barbarism – scaring girls [...]


  581. on September 14, 2010 at 5:29 pm | Reply Yellow Kid Weil

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/New-York-Mets-closer-Francisco-Rodriguez-violated-restraining-order-with-texts-to-girlfriend-091410

    You’d think an athlete making $11.5 mil a year could get all the hot ass he wants and not pathetically profess his love for this http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/rod_moves_out_of_his_li_house_Nwvl4v1mxy7HWbLWsuy8LO (third photo down)


  582. Found this on Assanova’s blog.

    [sarcasm] It looks like from watching this video that the guy really cares about this girl. Maybe he’s going to propose to her, maybe he wants her to move in with him, maybe they’ve been together for 6 years…[/sarcasm]

    Oh wait: she is not even the dude’s girlfriend. One of the most gross instances of pedestaling I’ve ever seen.

    In the time the dude made the video, the girl was at least fingerfucked by 3 different guys.


  583. You almost need an “omegas of the month” section, pointing out the various men who womankind cannot even be bothered to take advantage of. I don’t feel comfortable calling these guys Betas unironically…but…
    “Only in Japan, Real Men Go to a Hotel With Virtual Girlfriends”

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703632304575451414209658940.html

    and

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20015133-1.html

    Apparently this Atami is a seaside resort town in Japan that was once a romantic getaway. Business is now so bad that Atami caters to enthusiasts of “Love Plus”, a dating simulation game for Nintendo DS. You can capture the heart of a high school girl by devoting time and compliments to her, and whisk her away for a romantic weekend sightseeing.
    (snip) “I hope that this will serve as practice for when I have a real girlfriend!”
    This phenomenon could be seen as precursors to sexbots, but I think the greater story is that these games do a disservice by reinforcing the conventional wisdom of what makes girls happy.


  584. i’ve got a good one


  585. The New York Times is once again trying to normalize polygamy for alphas, plus encourage woman to ignore betas. See this article:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/25/sports/25horses.html

    Money quote:

    While not exactly rejecting her royal identity, Princess Haya has long challenged what it means to be a princess. In Jordan, she is the only woman licensed to drive heavy trucks. In her 20s, she pursued a full-time career as an equestrian athlete, competing in the 2000 Sydney Olympics and driving her horses across Europe in a custom tractor-trailer.

    Now 36, she is the worldly junior wife of Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, 61, making appearances in jeans, her long hair flowing, even as his senior wife leads a more private life.


  586. on October 3, 2010 at 12:19 pm | Reply Mr. Royal Mack

    Someone explain to me why a famous and wealthy man like Donovan McNabb’s wife looks so hideous?

    http://mediatakeout.com/43948/baller_wives_nfl_superstar_donovan_mcnabbs_wife_is_photod_playing_basketball_for_charity.html


  587. http://www.salon.com/life/real_families/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2010/10/02/my_son_wear_pink_pants

    Must read beta bullshit from something called Nathan Hegedus.
    “I will put my little boy in pink pants” snip!
    “I want my son to be comfortable with his feminine side. Now, if only I could get comfortable with strangers staring”

    Loon_Jobbie


  588. AUSTRALIA’S most famous porn star will today turn her back on her XXX-rated career in favour of married life.

    Monica Mayhem, 32, who has made 400 films with titles such as West Coast Whoppers, will marry a North Shore veterinary surgeon, yesterday identified only as “Jason”.

    “I don’t know how his clients will feel about him marrying a former porn star, so I’d best not reveal his surname,” she told us.

    The couple met three months ago when Jason was on a night out in Los Angeles with mates.

    The then LA-based Mayhem, who had a cameo role in Sex And The City, said she and the 40-year-old immediately hit it off – but she resisted the urge to leap into bed with him.

    “I wouldn’t sleep with him for the first few weeks. Then we discussed how to further the relationship. Dating wouldn’t work, not with my job, so he asked me to marry him. I said yes,” she said.

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/australias-monica-mayhem-rom-porn-queen-to-vets-wife/story-e6frewz0-1225936167848


  589. on October 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm | Reply Blessent mon coeur

    The cop here?


  590. this has been mentionned on the site but it’s a gold mine…though there could be a lot of lies and fabrications

    http://itwasoverwhen.com/nd irregularities.


  591. I nominate – This guy.


  592. World of Warcraft “Red Shirt Guy”:

    This guy is King of the Nerds… so maybe his avatar will get some virtual groupies?

    http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/113-warcraft-fan-schools-games-makers/


  593. Guy marrying woman pregnant with his first kid, she already has 15 kids (and 2 grand kids) from her ex-husband.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1325079/Expectant-father-marry-divorced-woman-15-children-already.html


  594. Man charged after ex-girlfriend refuses proposal

    LOS ANGELES (AP) — A California man has been accused of trying to run down his ex-girlfriend in a car after she refused his wedding proposal.

    The Los Angeles Times reported Friday that Francisco Hernandez was spotted carrying a bouquet of flowers while walking down the street after the incident.

    Sheriff’s Lt. Andrew Berg says the 22-year-old was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

    The proposal took place Thursday afternoon at the Burger Stop.

    After the woman said no, Hernandez allegedly drove onto the sidewalk, through bushes and into the restaurant parking lot, narrowly missing the woman. “Stacy Will You Marry Me” was on the car’s back window.

    He was later picked up while fleeing on foot.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gMmlKkDR3f5aEJEO2ZUQMLpVTeYQ?docId=4f6f5d5eb5d04d03987e5c67f62a1214


  595. This chump:

    http://ask.metafilter.com/171309/Am-I-a-bad-person-for-not-wanting-this

    Much advise to ‘try therapy’ a little to keep kowtowing to a royal cunt but a few messages to grow a pair.

    Pooflinger McMonkeymeister


  596. This smug faggot is the new White uncle tom on various feminist, pro-racist websites.

    He is happy to allow his image to be used for endless do-it-yourself-hate-the-whiteman posters.

    The guy seems like a homosexual, feminist “good guy” from what I can tell so he’s probably not a beta in the heterosexual herb sense of the term.

    I’m a graphic designer, artist, avid reader, movie lover, and technology enthusiast.

    This is the kind of White man the feminists find acceptable.

    Congratulations but I’d rather be a serial killer who targets prostitutes and college girls.


  597. Britain’s Most Pampered Baby? ((<– No wonder she looks a bit like Susan Boyle already))
    By STAFF REPORTER
    Published: 07 Dec 2010

    A MUM has lavished more than £30,000 on designer clothes and furniture — for her four-month-old BABY.

    Excited Lisa Davis can't stop spending on little Nicole, buying luxury outfits and an upmarket nursery.

    And Lisa, 30, happily admits she has no plans to stop splurging on her pride and joy.

    Little Nicole has a wardrobe bulging with designer clothes, including four pairs of baby Ugg boots, eight Tartine Et Chocolat babygrows and 12 outfits by exclusive kiddie clothes designer Monnalisa.

    She sleeps in a £2,226 crib with carved cherubs on the headboard, complete with £2,000 worth of bespoke bedding from specialist luxury nursery designer Mum Said.

    And she is pushed around in a Maclaren Juicy Couture Stroller pram.

    Lisa, who owns a retirement home business with husband David, said: "I want her to have the best of everything.

    "Some of my friends think I'm crazy because I spoil her so much but I don't care.

    "I don't see myself cutting back on the spending — if she needs something I will have to get it for her."

    The mammoth spending spree started before baby Nicole was even born.

    When Lisa, from Winchester, Hants, found out she was pregnant she scoured the internet for the most luxurious baby items she could find.

    She spent £6,000 creating a coffee and cream luxury nursery for little Nicole — and a further £5,000 on a bright pink room for her at the family's holiday home in Florida.

    Every item in Nicole's overflowing wardrobe is designer and Lisa has made sure Nicole has her name woven on almost every garment.

    She said: "It's important for her to look nice. All of my family like to put effort into our appearance and make sure we look nice so we want the children to look nice too.

    "I think spending a lot of money on nice clothes shows how much you care about your child."

    At Nicole's christening in October Lisa had her own wedding dress cut up to make a christening gown for Nicole.

    She also ordered a £200 three-tier cake decorated with a £60 Swarovski crystal cross, hired a live band and provided a lavish three-course meal for 60 guests.

    Lisa explained that one of the main reasons she spends so much on Nicole is because, at one point, she believed she would never have her.

    Before falling pregnant she was diagnosed with Cushing's syndrome, which can threaten a woman's fertility.

    She said: "I feel so lucky to have Nicole, she is my dream come true, so nothing is too good for my little girl."

    Doting husband David added: "I don't mind how much she spends so long as she and Nicole are happy. That's the most important thing to me."

    ((Saw this tweeted by Roosh. Thinking maybe this man's wife looks like Milla Jovovich at 17? You're in for a surprise. Go see:))

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3264295/Britains-most-pampered-baby.html


  598. The man married to the world’s fattest woman:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337077/World-s-fattest-woman-Terri-Smith-told-Diet-die-hitting-50-STONE.html

    She relies on her husband Myron, 44, and oldest daughter Najah, 30, to do everything for her.

    The 49-year-old must be washed, fed and dressed on the bed and wears nappies which her daughter and husband change.

    ‘My husband is my guardian angel,’ said Terri.

    ‘He’s stuck by me through everything. Most men would have left a long time ago and who could blame them but Myron is a living saint.’

    Beta


  599. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/nov/25/sexual-healing-no-sex-retaliation

    I’m a 22-year-old university student. My partner of six months has been busy and we’ve never managed to find time to spend an evening together. I’ve been asked to leave her place on many occasions; on account of a headache, too much work, being tired, a family member being ill, a friend being dead. The list is endless. However two nights ago, completely unannounced, she decided to visit me, making it clear that now she was ready to stay the evening. We ended up in my bedroom and she jumped on me. However, after 10 minutes the smart aleck in me reared its head; I told her I had a headache and that she should book a taxi. Supposedly this makes me gay. Have I done something wrong?

    Beta… beta? Omega uberchump?


  600. Wimpy husband stands by his wife cheating allegation:

    Youtube win comment:
    “Her husband needs to wear sunglasses to cover the black eye his wife gave him because he left his tampon floating in the toilet. “


  601. I really love to read articles but when I read yours I am more interested with it. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well, thanks for this post. Just keep up the good work!


  602. @ Fixing

    How about man finding his balls ’cause his cheating slut of a girl finally decided to do her fucking job and then gets the long, sharp shaft she’s been giving him for six month. For that act, he gets beta status.


  603. @ Hubbard

    Omega. Betas get to fuck the fatties, the omega gets to change her shitty diapers.


  604. Hubby #3 reads wife’s email and finds out she’s cheating with ex-hubby #2, who coincidentally, has a history of beating her.

    Wife proceeds to divorce hubby #3, who is now getting prosecuted for reading her email.

    Hubby #3 is about to get legally raped.

    http://www.freep.com/article/20101226/NEWS03/12260530/1318/Is-reading-wifes-e-mail-a-crime?


  605. what’s interesting is that leon walker’s wife (the man above) is cheating on him with her second husband who is abusive and beats her!


  606. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40893204/ns/today-parenting?GT1=43001#after

    36 yo man with money from the sale of his company marries 41 yo woman. She goes on an IVF shopping spree and when that doesn’t pan out, she hires egg donor for two eggs, then hires a surrogate/wet nurse for each egg, then calls herself a ‘mother.’ Nothing in particular leaps out at me, just the whole, barren setup and trying to pretend it’s ‘family’ while Mr. Turkey Baster slouches around in the background as she spends his money.

    Not to mention, each surrogate apparently had a husband willing to let his mate carry somebody else’s genetic material.

    Interesting photo of the group towards the end of the article.


  607. This guy: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/eyjfp/i_give_these_out_around_the_city_and_in_the/

    Perhaps doesn’t rise to BOTM, but is surely a candidate for Beta of the Day, at least.


  608. Are Mario and Link two betas???


  609. check that BS, this is what domestic violence is described as


  610. I know you referred to him in a prior post as an alpha, but his 2004 self was clearly painfully beta:

    http://gawker.com/5714043/


  611. Beta of 2011 Has to be this girl’s boyfriend: http://shanghaishiok.com/2011/01/14/why-chinese-girlfriends-are-superior/

    A lot of foreign girlfriends I meet wonder how Chinese girlfriends have such doting boyfriends. They wonder about the dynamics of these relationships that produce boyfriends who are attentive, adoring, and even willing to do all household chores. Often, these foreign girlfriends wonder whether they will be able to have such boyfriends too. Well, I can tell you that anyone can be a Chinese girlfriend, if you are able to enforce some basic rules. Here are some of the things my boyfriend is required to do:

    * carry my purse in public
    * not complain about carrying my purse in public
    * text me his coordinates every hour outside of school/work hours
    * spend the weekend with me (except in special circumstances)
    * befriend only married female classmates/colleagues
    * cook exquisite meals
    * buy me a thoughtful present every month
    * coax me into forgiving him when he makes a mistake


  612. on January 23, 2011 at 8:42 pm | Reply Neil Edmondson

    Found a contender:

    http://twitpic.com/3su98n

    I asked for contact info for Total Game Intervention, poor boy needs it.


  613. http://www.russellmoore.com/2010/12/03/should-we-sterilize-ourselves-in-order-to-adopt-more-children/

    Dude wants to cut himself to raise other men’s kids:

    Dear Dr. Moore,

    My wife and I really resonate with your emphasis on orphan care and adoption, caring for widows and the fatherless. We believe God is calling us to minister to orphans through adoption and foster care. Here’s our question. We’re a young couple, married about three years. We have no children at this time, both finishing up college and graduate school.

    Here’s our question. We know there are so many children in the world (and in our community) who need parents. We would like to help the maximum number of kids we can. We are contemplating not having children biologically at all, proceeding either contraception or a vasectomy for me.

    We think this is a good idea, and honoring to the Lord. Some of our Christian friends don’t think we’re making the right decision. What do you think?

    Sincerely,

    Adapted for Knife


  614. Faces Of The Last Season of Oprah

    “LOOK, LOOK………OMG!!!”

    ….faggot


  615. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f7vxo/found_out_that_the_9yo_ive_been_raising_is_not_my/

    What a beta. Just read it for yourself and let the rage flow through you.


  616. The newest member of the Beta family: Chris Medina from American Idol

    Here we have a perfect example of a guy who loves a girl and about to marry her and then the girl has an accident/whatever and now is an empty shell of herself and yet the guy still dedicates himself carrying for her and still in love.

    Here are my thoughts:
    – he puts her before his needs, wants and desires and is willing to sacrifice them for the rest of his life.
    – he is living in the past memories of her as his present world instead of accepting responsibilities of what have happened and moving on.

    My prediction…

    He could possibly win American Idol as the media more and more glorifies the powers of his betaness and self-sacrifice. As the hearts (not pussies) of women around the country sing the glory of how good he is, he will become a singing sensation.

    While adoring teen fans are after him, he will more and more realize how stupid the whole thing is with his crippled girlfriend. “here I am, with all the sexual desires and a hard cock, and how the fuck am i going to satisfy them with this crippled body wiggling in nervous spasms? Wait, can it be considered rape?”

    And so, he will leave her rightfully in her mother’s hands and proceed to plunder as many young and moist pussies as his heart desires….

    Still a beta though, or maybe it’s a perfect set up to win the AI?


  617. Perhaps the guy who is “asked to scratch” these legs –

    http://thefeministbreeder.com/why-i-can-never-be-a-hairy-feminist/


  618. Super rich dude with male model level looks gets roped into marrying a leather-faced cougar with a kid:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352664/How-marry-millionaire-Shop-girl-Kim-reinvented-land-rich-husband.html

    Just goes to show, money != alpha


  619. This picture needs no explanation:


  620. From an anon on 4chan’s /adv/:

    http://boards.4chan.org/adv/res/4808842 (this will expire soon)

    >get with girl junior year of high school
    >together for 5 years without sex because she isn’t ready
    >over that period of time she had sex multiple times with 4 different guys, but never once with me. just recently told me about it.
    >have all of her shit packed up in boxes for her when she gets back from work because she doesn’t have a job or pay the rent either, and fucked two guys in the apartment that i paid for
    >we get in an argument, she breaks a lamp over my head so i shove her out of the door and lock her out, spend all night lying in bed crying like a baby
    >she filed a lawsuit against me
    >go to court, she has a ridiculously fake looking purple ring around her eye and is wearing a neckbrace.
    >charged with assault
    >pay $2k in fines, at least i didn’t go to jail

    feels bad man


  621. Food Court proposal, gone wrong.

    “I love the way you curl up next to me…”

    It hurt me to watch this.


  622. BETA OF THE DECADE right here

    If not the motherfucking CENTURY

    http://houseofkloo.tumblr.com/post/3309078360


  623. Aesthetics
    Food Court proposal, gone wrong.

    Jesus Christ, when are you sex nerds going to get with it. ALL, not some, ALL of these public rejections of the proposing man are FAKE.

    Food court, half time at the basketball game, when and wherever FAKE.

    It seems like a lot of the sex nerds online obsessing on Game are profoundly goofy. Big shock. Falling for this nonsense, fearing that you will be cuckolded, obsessing on the Myth of the Alpha male.

    I’m embarrassed for you guys.


  624. the bitch is gone because…llisten to this, she wants to write a book on having kids after having her first baby!

    http://feministing.com/2011/02/02/farewell-feministing/


  625. I’d like to nominate ronnie from jersey shore for running in the bathroom and crying like a little bitch on pretty much every episode of season 3. watching him fail every effing week on a nationwide jumbotron physically gives me nausea. I’m embarrassed for his friends and relatives…


  626. FInds out he’s not the father after two years on a talk show.


  627. Lake Palmer on Loius Theroux’s Thai Brides special.

    Swears undying love in 5 minutes. Gets married. She bleeds him for money for 5 months then goes off with a rich Dutch dude.

    Hugely beta because he is abasing himself to the asian women you often see as a betas last hope.


  628. RedEmperor says:
    February 28, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    Whether Facebook or emoticons are beta, I leave for others to judge. But I think we can all agree that the man in this article is the height of beta.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361529/Jailed-The-soldiers-cheating-wife-claimed-raped-cover-pregnancy-husband-Afghanistan.html

    To summarise: UK soldier in Afghanistan is
    betrayed by whorish wife. She gets knocked up by lover. Falsely claims she was raped by two innocent men and gets found out. And when
    she’s sentenced to 12 months for perjury, who’s
    standing loyally by her side? Soldier boy.

    Pity Beta of the Month is no longer running


  629. on March 1, 2011 at 2:49 am | Reply The Quest For 50

    The most alpha wedding proposal of all time… But look how the girl still turns into an American monster at the end…


  630. Just discovered this blog through Yahoo, what a way to brighten up my week!


  631. on March 7, 2011 at 10:34 pm | Reply Basil Ransom

    a prediction: with Sheen fired from Two and a Half Men, he will lose his following and status. a great unraveling ahead.


  632. Well gentlemen, I’ve read through most of this, but I think this one HAS to take the cake for beta of the year

    http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/sasha-grey-and-ian-cinnamon-are-engaged/

    He is engaged to Sasha Grey. You can literally watch this girl, right now, get gang-banged by a half a dozen dudes in the ass and talk about how much she loves to eat jizz.

    And she’s going to be his wife.

    EL

    OH

    EL


  633. Oh, and note the body language in the picture. He is desperately trying to get into the picture with her, she doesn’t give a fuck about him and just strikes a pose.

    I think this guy is worse than the guy from Weezer, because even though they’re both paper alpha (famous bassist vs professional director) atleast none of us have ever seen the other guys wife have her head pushed into a toilet while getting called a whore and getting fucked in the ass. Public shame, man.


  634. beta of the year:


  635. More amazing stuff from Betasia. House husband doing michael jackson dance in his snuggly mickey mouse pajamas, with a pink plastic broom:

    http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/videos/chinese-house-husband-dances-like-michael-jackson-in-pajamas.html

    I doubt he could maintain or even get an erection.


  636. on March 17, 2011 at 8:33 pm | Reply Daniel Shays

    http://www.mydaily.com/2011/03/17/web-of-lies/?icid=maing%7Caim%7Cdl11%7Csec1_lnk3%7C50425

    This isn’t beta but boy did he get screwed for being alpha.


  637. [...] this. (Hat tip/homage to Roissy for his Beta of the Month [...]


  638. Found on WSJ Online’s “Best of the Web” April 7, 2011.

    I can only pray this is a farce.


  639. An unwed mother marries a very sweet and nice man. She then complains that he is not strong and is not a traditional masculine “protector” type. (And what is she? A traditional chaste woman?)

    And why does she say he is not masculine? She insists on going out to do laundry late at night and he doesn’t stop her.

    It confirms your maxim that men should never marry an unwed or divorced mother. Such a woman will never respect him.

    From the “Thinking Housewife” blog by Laura Wood. Her advice is pretty bad.

    http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/2011/04/when-a-husband-fails-as-protector/#more-23134


  640. I’m guessing this guy isn’t familiar with the concept of social proof

    http://handsomepaul.blogspot.com

    “How will I get a girlfrined? I know I will let all the women know how much all the other women hve been rejecting me all my life. Yeah that’ll work” – Our betas thought process?


  641. Warning: This is painful. I couldn’t tolerate the whole thing.


  642. all these guys in this video above should win. What a bunch of stupid chodes


  643. on July 19, 2011 at 1:02 am | Reply Daniel Shays

    I was on Yahoo Answers and I came across this question. Whoever this guy is, is the Beta of the Year. Lost his chick due to too much pedestalization. She likes to fuck both guys and chicks now. Cool huh?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai6XjMAE6BM3SWj0fnMKLh_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110718214232AA7t7FQ


  644. Not sure if this has been posted…but Damn, what a sap…

    http://www.allfacebook.com/my-wife-her-high-school-love-reunited-on-facebook-2011-07


  645. You can’t be the good and moral “person” in the relationship because that would make her the “bad/ less moral” person and women want to always keep a sens that they are “paragons of virtue” out to “save” you.

    I tell my gf “I have to be an asshole, because if I’m too good to you you’re gonna feel bad and guilty (that I treat her better than she treats me)” and she nods her head in agreement….


  646. what are your thoughts on this ? it seems that whenever the women cheats it is the fault of the man because he is not working hard enough to woo her.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/28/why-women-cheat_n_910262.html


  647. I think someone beat me to something similar earlier in the thread but here is another instance of it. Male breastfeeding? How can it possibly get more beta than that?


  648. http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/08/3277328/former-kennedale-teacher-charged.html

    Guy pledges support to schoolteacher wife who banged 5 HS kids.


  649. on September 9, 2011 at 12:12 am | Reply thefrollickingmole

    This bloke has to be in the running.

    (BTW, the bloke who replaced him in this lovely ladies life is Australias defence minister, we are so fucked…)

    http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/story/2011/09/08/and-if-you-were-made-to-sleep-nude-in-a-bathtub/

    “I met Rachel, Italian, dark and moody, in a Perth nightclub, pulled helplessly to her from across the room.

    She was a willowy, natural beauty who enjoyed her power over men.”
    ……..
    “Even in winter she forbade me from wearing clothes and refused, with equal foulness, my repeated requests for a pillow and a blanket. The first time it happened I awoke to find her crouched naked over me like an emaciated sumo wrestler.

    The experience taught me to keep my eyes and mouth shut. I would lie motionless in the tub like a roach until the danger had passed.

    “Faggot!” “Loser!” “Clown!”

    Friends would regularly excuse themselves and not return after witnessing a dismantling, my retorts to her abuse as weak as my existence when with her.

    I spent more than three years captive. The last time I saw her I was on my knees outside her apartment, begging to be taken back.

    She was standing in the bedroom window on the second floor. There was a final look of contempt then she was gone.

    In the living room window looking out at me was my replacement, Stephen Francis Smith, the desperate look of the trapped already evident.”

    Beat that!