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Game as told by the lolcats

April 26, 2007 by CH

Checking out the scene

hititcat.jpg

The approach

sooncat.jpg

The opener

supcat.jpg

Disarming the cockblock

americancat.jpg

Winning over the male friend

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Getting attraction

superkitty1.jpg

Building rapport

fascinating.jpg

Dealing with shit tests

notlistening.jpg

Isolation

isolationcat.jpg

Comfort

everythingisfinenow.jpg

Makeout

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Fuck close

i-eated-a-viagra.jpg

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surprise-buttseckz.jpg

OR

Number close

omgwtfknockfirst.jpg

Mistake

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  1. on April 26, 2007 at 3:27 pm carrie m

    it’s like the goddamn zoo in the DC blogosphere the last couple of days…but I must admit I laughed my ass off at these regardless.

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  2. on April 26, 2007 at 5:09 pm Roosh

    hahahahahaha. funny cause its true.

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  3. on April 26, 2007 at 7:52 pm Jo

    Sorry! I won’t put up puppy pictures anymore! Sheesh.

    They were funny though.

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  4. on April 26, 2007 at 9:43 pm freckledk

    Love it – particularly “The Opener.”

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  5. on April 27, 2007 at 2:32 pm mm

    hahaha…that’s adorable.
    Cats creep me out sometimes. Particularly fat american ones.

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  6. on April 30, 2007 at 3:45 am Grand Opening, Grand Closing » Roosh V

    […] started his own blog. Now he’s a fine writer and all, but so far my favorite post of his is the one will all the cats. If you like this blog, you’ll probably like his too. Related: Not That Important. I […]

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  7. on May 1, 2007 at 1:01 pm Kukka-Maria

    Thanks for the laugh!

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  8. on November 23, 2007 at 6:23 pm cat-maniak

    oh like omg i am so laughing my eyes out because of that
    OMG WTF!?! KNOCK FIRST!!!
    that one is gotta be the funniest!

    ~~#zipp#~~

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  9. on July 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm The Typical Stumbling Blocks Of A Seduction « Roissy in DC

    […] her, he gets so wrapped up in his early forward progress that he is afraid to break the rhythm by moving the girl to an isolated location for deeper rapport. But he must do this, because deep rapport in a relatively quiet spot away from […]

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  10. on December 13, 2009 at 11:31 am dsaaadsa

    This is the worst fucking blog.

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  11. on June 7, 2010 at 1:12 am old guy

    Fab

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  12. on July 19, 2010 at 4:50 am Basitha

    lovely cats

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  13. on October 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm zil

    hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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