Yuppie Child Substitute

April 27, 2007 by CH

If it’s possible to be 300% gay, this accessory will do it.

(the zoo is now closed.)

Posted in Culture | 6 Comments

on April 27, 2007 at 4:56 pm Average Jane

If you diamond plate it and put it on a thick gold chain, you can totally pimp that shit.

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on April 27, 2007 at 9:41 pm Irina

umm plenty of men in new york have dogs this small. they also dress them in outfits them and parade them all over town. this of course, is solely used to get women. and it works!

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on April 27, 2007 at 9:34 pm editor

i was thinking about using it as a backscratcher. (comes with handle. assembly required.)

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on April 30, 2007 at 5:30 pm Phil

These dogs should only be used for feeding snakes.

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on April 30, 2007 at 8:54 pm pointyhead

The only word I have to describe that is: kickable!

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on January 20, 2009 at 4:36 am Tood

If one wants a small pet, at least get an alpha small pet, like a Mongoose or a ferret.

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