June 20, 2007 by CH
Your friend leaves this voicemail for you:
yeah, lemme guess, you’re at a sidewalk cafe, a little table, watching people walk back and forth, having a croissant or quiche, drinking some imported beer and making snide comments.
and you were, in fact, doing exactly that.
my hair is windblown indoors!
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There’s a huge line between metro and homo and if you were rocking the Alfie extra snug layerd look….. in summer…. the line has been crossed.
That is all I have so say
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I did not realize combining croissants and imported beer makes you a metrosexual. That’s just bad taste. Now, have you plucked your eyebrows?
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This is completely off topic but I had to pass this on. Perhaps the most pathetic thing I’ve read in a long time.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=462941&in_page_id=1879
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BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
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P.S. If you were looking anything like the guy in the picture when said voicemail was left, I would have begged you to press me up against the nearest hand dryer and put your big gay hands all over me.
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oh,when you took my arm, that’s when we fell apar. Andreina Cecilio.
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now we are fussing and now we are fightin. Joey Hadassah.
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