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Movie Review in Poem

August 13, 2007 by CH

one trilogy later j. bourne still on the run
can’t figure out where he’s from
walks away from ten car crashes
with just a hollywood cut on his eyelashes
action intense, girls burning in their crotches
who doesn’t dig flawed good guys with kill notches?
matt damon getting a little pudgy in the face
but ladies love him how bout dem apples, ace
he’s rockin’ the CIA black ops guys in style
ps: best BJ lips in the biz on julia stiles
word of warning to those with vertigo
camera shaking make you dizzy avoid the front row.

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Posted in Culture, Escape, Ugly Truths | 4 Comments

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  1. on August 13, 2007 at 9:32 pm » Movie Review in Poem

    […] Original post by roissy […]

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  2. on August 13, 2007 at 11:23 pm Yuri

    Julia Stiles looks like a slightly prettier and thinner version of my Wellesley Queen.

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  3. on August 14, 2007 at 2:10 am DF

    You know Stiles and Anna Paquin were undergrads at my alma mater at around the same time. I used to see them on campus all the time, Stiles with her really big head and Paquin, in her very public makeout sessions with her boyfriend of the week.

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  4. on August 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm Smoothvirus

    somewhat related….

    I was born on the exact same day as Matt Damon. And Soon-Yi Previn.

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled blog.

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