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Outrage Of The Day

December 2, 2007 by CH

Ugly people canoodling in public.

It’s not cute.  It’s not charming.  It doesn’t make people go “aww” to themselves.

Please, kindly take your ugly nuzzling to the privacy of your homes and draw the shades.  Think of the beautiful people’s feelings.

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  1. on December 3, 2007 at 2:26 am David Alexander

    And to think, when I was in Manhattan Friday, I felt sad at looking at all of those pretty white people, and how I’ll never be apart of their world. Maybe you should think of the ugly people’s feelings.

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  2. on December 3, 2007 at 2:33 am GVChamp

    Come to think of it, NO canoodling looks good when I’m on a dry spell.

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  3. on December 3, 2007 at 4:21 am midnightrendezvous

    canoodling are for pussys … quickly, get what ur going after, finish it off and move one. :]

    only time any pda is even worth being viewing is in that one scene in CRANK where the main character does his girlfriend in midday public view.

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  4. on December 3, 2007 at 9:43 am InterestedParty

    Is outrage the right word? I’m thinking more of “fright”. Also, if I happen to be eating, I might choke to death on my chili dog, so we’re talking about public safety too. I’m too scared for my life to feel “outrage”. 🙂

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  5. on December 3, 2007 at 9:46 am InterestedParty

    And to think, when I was in Manhattan Friday, I felt sad at looking at all of those pretty white people, and how I’ll never be apart of their world. Maybe you should think of the ugly people’s feelings.

    But wait a minute. I thought your porn collection was plenty. What happened? And besides, any kind of PDA is sickening in my book, whether it involves pretty people or not. It’s just a difference in degree.

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  6. on December 3, 2007 at 2:18 pm DF

    It can’t be as bad as watching “2 girls 1 cup” and that is all I’ve got to say about that.

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  7. on December 3, 2007 at 3:00 pm mm

    I actually like seeing it. It’s nice to know that it’s not only the beautiful people getting the love.

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  8. on December 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm Peter

    It can’t be as bad as watching “2 girls 1 cup” and that is all I’ve got to say about that.

    Almost certainly faked. It looks like the girls were eating chocolate mousse.

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  9. on December 3, 2007 at 3:28 pm PA

    I don’t mind seeing ugly peoples’ public displays of affection, provided it doesn’t violate accepted social norms (you fill in the blank as to what those are). Love is good.

    There are circumstances when PDA (between ugly, pretty, in-between people) can be mildly annoying, or amusing, depending on my mood at the time:

    There is an element of checking out the public’s reaction to said PDA.

    This is common to teenage couples: they think they’re shocking the “old” people, who of course had never made out with someone before.

    (Rolling Stones: “I watch the children play / Doing things I used to do / They think are new”).

    He, he, personal memory …. I went to my high school prom with a very pretty girl who went to another school…. I remember us suckin’ face during a slow song, and I caught a male guidance councelor / chaperone loking at us with stern disapproval. Dumbass me, I imagined I’m doing somethign he’s never done himself. nevermind that hje was married and projected an alpha personality.

    And I also took a degree of satisfaction in beeing seen with a date who was much better looking than many of the more popular guys’ girlfriends. Which leads me to this point:

    It’s also common when the partner who is glancing around with self-satisfaction is with someone way out of his/her league.

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  10. on December 3, 2007 at 3:46 pm DF

    Faked? Who cares. I was troubled by the contrast between the melodramatic piano and the scat sequences. It was like a soap opera gone terribly wrong or were you too busy looking for unshaved bushes to notice when they were vomiting into each others mouths.

    Wait, isn’t it oscar season?

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  11. on December 3, 2007 at 3:54 pm Lisa

    Hey Peter re: your blog, it could also have been titled Peter’s Guns.

    You considered this, admit it.

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  12. on December 3, 2007 at 6:00 pm Peter

    were you too busy looking for unshaved bushes

    It’s an arduous and often frustrating task. For every glorious natural pelt I see many, many examples of where the evil razor has cut a loathesome path. But I persevere … I must.

    Hey Peter re: your blog, it could also have been titled Peter’s Guns

    Now that’s an idea …

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  13. on December 3, 2007 at 6:08 pm rhymenocerous

    ick, that goes double for fat people.

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  14. on December 3, 2007 at 6:13 pm Lisa

    Peter: “It’s an arduous and often frustrating task. For every glorious natural pelt I see many, many examples of where the evil razor has cut a loathesome path.”

    I feel the same way about the quest for uncircumsized dicks.

    Yes it’s true.

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  15. on December 3, 2007 at 8:42 pm David Alexander

    But wait a minute. I thought your porn collection was plenty. What happened?

    David was bored with watching porn, so he decided to go out and walk around amongst the normal people, and he was propmtly reminded of why he uses porn. The pretty people want nothing to do with him, and treat him like a peon. Thus, walking amongst the normal pretty people makes him feel sad, thus recreating his need and love for porn.

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  16. on December 4, 2007 at 3:30 am irina

    lisa what do you like about the ‘uncut’?

    i’m researching

    hypothesis formed.

    null hypothesis = there is no difference

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  17. on December 4, 2007 at 1:44 pm Lisa

    The way it feels. No matter how hard it is there’s a little give. This makes no difference during penetration but in the hands that extra give is nice, and it also feels like it’s kissing you back. Cut dicks don’t kiss back.

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  18. on December 4, 2007 at 3:13 pm Peter

    Peter: “It’s an arduous and often frustrating task. For every glorious natural pelt I see many, many examples of where the evil razor has cut a loathesome path.”

    I feel the same way about the quest for uncircumsized dicks.

    At least shaved hair grows back. A clipped tallywhacker, of course, is a lifetime deal.

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  19. on December 4, 2007 at 3:47 pm irina

    how does it affect the man’s psychology?
    i find that it improves quality over quantity

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  20. on December 4, 2007 at 5:33 pm Pit Bull

    Lisa, it’s nice to see you have your priorities in order when it comes to meeting the right person. Oh, and are you aware uncut guys have mugh higher rates of AIDS?

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  21. on December 4, 2007 at 6:14 pm Lisa

    Being uncut? You mean how does it affect their mental state? This is just me mind you but on some guys (guys from other countries) it’s a non-issue. The majority of uncircumsized guys are from other countries. (see the French movie 9 Songs)

    Then Americans fall into 2 categories. Well actually I’ve only had 2 experiences to draw from but they were very different.

    One was confident and deliciously passionate (and hispanic). He considered any physical characteristic he had to be one more feature that contributed to the intrinsic value of the whole. Sizewise he was small side of average.

    The other was white. Before he took it out, said “Sorry it’s kind of gross. My mom was a hippy.” When I realized what he was talking about I tried to convey my genuine enthusiasm but nothing doing. Neither one of us climaxed the entire weekend. Sizewise he was hung like a dolphin.

    Maybe it’s different in the north. But I suspect that for at least southern white men there is a whiff of race or class status involved with the distaste for being uncut. For women it’s probably aesthetics or unfamiliarity.

    What do you mean it improves quality over quantity?

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  22. on December 4, 2007 at 6:28 pm Lisa

    See? I can’t make this shit up. Where are you from Pitbull?

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  23. on December 4, 2007 at 7:24 pm irina

    i have this bizarro theory that many men don’t settle down until their desire for quantity transforms to their desire for quality. this happens later in life, usually also coinciding with decreasing testosterone.
    uncut men have greater sensitivity, and are overall more sensitive lovers. ( TMI! ) Maybe women should take trips to south america, not just guys like roosh.
    but i have a very small sample size, so this could be totally invalid. or maybe it just has to do with the personality of men i tend to attract.

    pitbull- go read a study. por favor. gracias.

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  24. on December 4, 2007 at 7:36 pm Lisa

    Wow I like that theory. Irina you are very smirt.

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  25. on December 4, 2007 at 8:12 pm Hope

    uncut men have greater sensitivity, and are overall more sensitive lovers. or maybe it just has to do with the personality of men i tend to attract.

    I think it has more to do with the man’s personality, and not the sensitivity of his member. Also, I don’t completely believe the notion that men “settle down” later in life and change their ways. My father has never been fully faithful to any single woman, and he’s in his 50s.

    Maybe women should take trips to south america, not just guys like roosh.

    I have no problem with people from South America, but the cut vs. uncut thing is really rather silly. Also, the majority of American men are great. The minority of men that are scumbags do not represent the whole of American men.

    Also, I half-suspect that the men that subscribe to quantity over quality probably haven’t met any quality women that want to commit to them. Once they do, in my observation (in person; not of men on this blog), they don’t go crazy trying to get more women. I know many examples of men who are loyal to their families.

    I think Americans need companionship more because they are in a society that is less socially cohesive. Before they “settle down” they tend to sleep around more to get that companionship, and most people know how to get casual sex. Some people just don’t think that a long-term relationship is worth fighting for or worth having. Again, a matter of personality rather than testosterone…

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  26. on December 4, 2007 at 8:33 pm alphamalewithavagina

    LOL! This blog is hilarious. I have it bookmarked. I was having a really bad day and decided to come in and read and re-read some stuff. Roissy, I think you’re one of those people who just wants to see if you can get people to agree with the outrageous crap you say and when I see the Betas/followers on your board believing you and hanging on your every word (because face it, only a beta would take this seriously), I always imagine you’re sitting back somewhere having a beer, laughing your ass off.

    This is too much. LOL!

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  27. on December 5, 2007 at 12:54 am irina

    hope- yeah. i agree on companionship thing, it’s so hard to find. women outsource it casual sex as well nowadays. but i can’t really say it’s just american men. young russian guys always had at least one warm, feminine woman to come home to at night, and many still went out to play. it really just depends on the guy.

    warning, boys, this blog has just turned into grey area and girl talk! who wants to discuss nail polish?

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  28. on December 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy

    What’s your favorite Carrie Bradshaw outfit?

    Hey the people demand something new to read!

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