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Vaj Day

February 14, 2008 by CH

‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj.

So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars.

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For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards:

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I’m a romantic at heart.

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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love, Ugly Truths | 19 Comments

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  1. on February 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm Winslie Gomez

    What a cynic (smile)!
    Great pictures!

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  2. on February 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm Lemmonex

    Ah, what I have been waiting for. And who wants a fuck buddy for life?

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  3. on February 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm Madame M

    Yes, yes you are.

    The last one could be used as an American Idol promo still.

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  4. on February 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm C.M.

    You really do know how to give a woman what she wants!

    LOL @ my beloved lolcats.

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  5. on February 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm anonymous

    ….”I plan to send out to my stable of regulars.”

    In my experience, only those with boring lives have to work so hard to make them sound so terribly exciting.

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  6. on February 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm anonymous

    Roissy; Your romantic heart seems to be cancelled out by your reptilian brain.

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  7. on February 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm irina

    i ❤ someecards

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  8. on February 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm roissy

    And who wants a fuck buddy for life?

    men!

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  9. on February 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm anonymous

    Not men, *boys*.

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  10. on February 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm roissy

    Not men, *boys*.

    same difference.

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  11. on February 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm Lemmonex

    Hmm, well in my mind, fuck buddies are disposable, people you don’t really care about except the aforementioned fucking. If you cared, they would be elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend status. In every single fucky buddy “relationship” there is eventual drama that has to end it. Either someone starts caring, or someone gets annoyed by too frequent calls or one of the buddies find someone they actually like. Every fuck buddy has to get disposed of eventually.

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  12. on February 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm Virgle Kent

    Roissy, if the world only REALLY knew of your plans tonight!!!! This blog would be dead in a week…… GOTCHA

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  13. on February 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm roissy

    Every fuck buddy has to get disposed of eventually.

    lemmonex, nothing better illustrates the divergent desires of men and women than what you wrote. drama is almost always manufactured by the woman, because women have to constantly reassure themselves of their partner’s love. all men need is sex to reassure themselves. that is why men love the idea of a perpetual fuckbuddy — as long as the sex keeps coming and there are no demands on his time or resources there will be no need to dispose of her.

    until she gets old.

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  14. on February 14, 2008 at 6:42 pm anonymous

    13 roissy; My word! You never fail to prove what a shallow scum bag you are! All you will ever be able to hope for is a fuck buddy, so here’s to finding a good one just for you. Till death do you part. You’re so pathetic. 😀

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  15. on February 14, 2008 at 9:25 pm anonymous

    JACK: I have a personal Valentine’s Day message for you! Check out the “Instant Attraction” post. Kisses. 😀

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  16. on February 14, 2008 at 9:51 pm Hope

    The perfect Valentine’s video for this tough crowd.

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  17. on February 15, 2008 at 1:53 am anonymous

    16 It’s tough love, Hope. All is love. All kidding aside; in the ultimate sense it is, and roissy knows it’s for his own good.

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  18. on February 15, 2008 at 2:38 am Jewcano

    Man, you and your lolcat fetish.

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  19. on February 15, 2008 at 5:36 am shadi

    as ugly as that dog is, i would adopt him in a heartbeat.

    i really mean the dog, not you, roissy.

    *oooooo* (HAHA)

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