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April 5, 2008 by CH

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  1. on April 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm Real

    Lol this is old.

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  2. on April 5, 2008 at 5:56 pm Peter

    I wonder if they have glorious natural pelts under all that abuse.

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  3. on April 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm Philip K. Dick

    Pleeeeease BAN PETER!!!!!

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  4. on April 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm candy cane

    Roissy I think you just found a long lost relative. You do not understand what real love is and I hope, no I know by my infinite wisdom that you will be forever miserable.

    I also like to listen to unconventional music as I stated in a previous post.

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  5. on April 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm Gannon

    Those girls are too old for me. Maybe if they were 20 years younger each…

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  6. on April 5, 2008 at 6:06 pm anonymous 9

    Girly men are perfect partners:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/08/nmen108.xml

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  7. on April 5, 2008 at 6:08 pm candy cane

    4 Mr. Pilkington, I presume? You are impersonating me. What talent! Congratulations. đŸ™‚

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  8. on April 5, 2008 at 6:11 pm Mr. Pilkington

    Actually no not Mr. Pilkington. I thought about impersonating him to, but couldn’t think of anything non redundant. Originally I just wanted to do Peter and the guy who wants him banned, but then it just got fun.

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  9. on April 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm leena

    step up to get your rep up…..dude

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  10. on April 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm Gannon

    @#5 Who dares using my name in vain? Is it you Peter, the faggot, or Mr Pilkington? I would prefer them a decade younger, not two. Anyway, lame imitation…
    But a video how tp pick up High school girls would be cool.

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  11. on April 5, 2008 at 6:20 pm Gannon

    I don’t want Peter banned. I just would prefer if he wouldn’t project his homosexual prison fantasies on me. On the subject itself, being too nice to women isn’t a good idea, unless she is in the mood. However, unruined teen girls tend to be much more romantic than burned older ones.

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  12. on April 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm Gannon

    When did you last meet a romantic girl? They give you an awe what a cute attempt as if you were some flee bitten mongrel then they quietly shun you.

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  13. on April 5, 2008 at 6:32 pm Gannon

    @Alterego:
    I’m sorry for your bad experiences. But a lot of young girls still dream of their prince which will woo them. If you want to meet teen girls, just go to places where teen girls can be found. Talk to them, and try to meet them again. Build familiarity, and ask them out. Some girls will consider you an old fart, some girls will like your attention.
    Check out your local age of consent laws, and some jurisprudence. If justifiable age mistake isn’t a valid defense, be sure about her age (for example there are 13 year old girls which look like 16). Finally, if you are over 35, stick to the 20-28 year range.

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  14. on April 5, 2008 at 6:53 pm InterestedParty

    hehe, good stuff. “You look stupid, can you even read?” I’m going to try that one and see how far it gets me. đŸ™‚

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  15. on April 5, 2008 at 7:21 pm candy cane

    4 Candy Cane

    “I know by my infinite wisdom that you will be forever miserable.”

    Well, I certainly hope so, anyway. đŸ˜€

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  16. on April 5, 2008 at 7:46 pm Peter

    Comment #2 (I wonder if they have glorious natural pelts under all that abuse) was merely someone pretending to be me. Not that I don’t agree 100% with the question, of course, though tragically I suspect that all of the girls in the clip are into the Bald Eagle look, at best maybe one of them has a Landing Strip.

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  17. on April 5, 2008 at 8:06 pm Peter

    The comment above was just someone pretending to be me- although I do agree with him (#16) and the other impostor Peter #2. I also secretly agree with Philip K. Dick that I should be banned. I’ve got nothing to say and just like annoying the shit out of people because I my testicles never descended and I am still a whiny kid.

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  18. on April 5, 2008 at 8:59 pm candy cane

    Dear Impersonator: you can be banned, but anyone can see through your lame attempts.

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  19. on April 5, 2008 at 9:17 pm candy cane

    The above comment was not me, but I secretly agree that both Peter and myself should be banned. In fact, I’m so annoying I annoy myself. My kids won’t even play with me now, boo hoo!

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  20. on April 5, 2008 at 9:36 pm candy cane

    Ok I am the original impersonator and someone has been ripping off my ideas. Candy Cane, no you cannot be banned because Roissy would have to do it based on ip address (which I doubt wordpress offers). Since, ip is so easy to mask or change bans are ineffective. Besides Roissy is enjoying this.

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  21. on April 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm candy cane

    I am the real candy cane, and I am disgusted by all these above impostors. I would have said something sooner, but I was recording some random homeless guy I met on the street have anal sex with me after I promised him 5 bucks and a place to sleep.

    This lying needs to stop or I’ll start confusing myself about whether I exist or am just an impostor. Sorry, I don’t make sense, but that’s never been important to me. My only goal in life is to mail this tape to Hope and let my kids listen to it before they go to bed every night. Love is important and sex is always love. What am I saying again?

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  22. on April 5, 2008 at 10:19 pm Gannon

    At least everybody knows who is the real me, at least anyone with a pure heart.

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  23. on April 6, 2008 at 12:28 am Days of Broken Arrows

    Is Candy an ironic name, because she is definitely NOT sweet.

    How about a new name? Sour Patch Kid. Who wants to be Nerds or (heheh) Fun Dip?

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  24. on April 6, 2008 at 2:20 am John Smith

    Way to get off topic. I guess this is the rationale behind “neg” theory.

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  25. on April 6, 2008 at 5:12 am candy cane

    I am the real candy cane and I just love to annoy people for the fun of it and have no other purpose in life. People who are impersonating me are geniuses and should be worshipped beyond all compare. Hohohoho. Candy is a whore who begs homeless men to give her oral sex everyday. She eats shit for breakfast lunch and dinner and now even Hope cannot stand her and Hope loves everybody. Boo hoooooo!!!

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  26. on April 6, 2008 at 6:34 am candy cane

    Whomever is impersonating may have my name, as I was getting tired of it anyway. Enjoy! đŸ™‚

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  27. on April 6, 2008 at 6:42 am Twyss

    26 Candy Cane: What say you about niggers? I had no idea.

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  28. on April 6, 2008 at 8:53 am candy cane

    before i retire my handle, i want to ask the readers one question: do you know why i go by the name candy cane?

    A: because i like to get licked.
    A2: because i really like to get licked someplace besides the pussy

    Yum, yum, yum… : P

    i know some of you prudes, like hope, don’t like this, but you ought to try it before you knock. my name is candy cane for a reason!

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  29. on April 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm DF

    Ha! Is that Paul Rudd as Mystery…I mean…uhm…Alias?

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  30. on April 7, 2008 at 12:00 am Jewcano

    Dear God, someone has figured out you can use someone else’s name on the Internet. I now declare it cashed.

    You know, I wore goofy huge sunglasses to the bar as a joke and the women ate it up. Maybe it really is that simple.

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  31. on April 7, 2008 at 2:11 am Riddle

    29 C.C. I can vouch for Candy liking to be licked.

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  32. on April 7, 2008 at 6:20 am Roosh

    “can you even read?”

    I have a good feeling about that line.

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  33. on April 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm Hope

    i know some of you prudes, like hope, don’t like this, but you ought to try it before you knock. my name is candy cane for a reason!

    I’m not a prude. Sex in public? Check. Willing to do kinky stuff? Check. Licking? That’s so middle school!

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  34. on March 4, 2010 at 10:20 pm jessus

    jessica alba is hot

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