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That’s what happens when women instead of children have dogs and cats.
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Almost as bad is the organic apricot and passionfruit baby food — at least they’re having kids, but still, lady, the kid is 1 year old. He tries to eat his own shit. As long as the baby food beats that, he’ll be happy.
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are they made in china?
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That is bad and the logo is even worse. Cross species 69? Sorry, my mind is in the gutter again. For those who want to type cast me as pro-alternative everything? Uh, no. Not going work.
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you should probably take a picture of yourself to add to the series
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Gannon –
It should be:
“That’s what happens when women have dogs and cats instead of children.”
Get your grammar correct. It changes the whole meaning…. 😉
And by the way, it’s not just women. Men go for this shit also. Have you seen the dog strollers? It’s disgusting. I love animals. I have cats, a dog, horses… I would never treat my dog like that. That would be an insult to her superb sense of smell. She loves to swim in filthy ponds and roll in dirt. She is a dog. It’s her job.
And my cat would shred me if I came near her with some kind of “essential oil”.
Hopefully, a full scale recession will cure people of this kind of insanity.
Agnostic – I’ve never seen a 1 year old try to eat its own shit. EVER. Get a kid before you make a comment like that.
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Jeanne — get a sense of humor before you get your panties in a twist like that.
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When we last left our hero (his name was Tim). He was in trapped in the room of the finest hotel in vegas with some of the best looking Turbos in town and Mr. Corleon types in their 70s. He was chilling drinking whiskey on the rocks at the bar and some girl came up and started asking, “what do you do?”… etc… Tim says, “oh your starting with the survey. She responds with laughter. Good vibes all around. ALL OF A SUDDEN………. the elevator opens and this extremely old man with the turbo of turbos comes out. She has the “I’m the shit look, which most of them do.” Tim thinks to himself, “That’s the one I cannot go home till my mission is complete. Both of them sit down at the bar and the girl sits down next to him by chance. Tim opens with, “are girls attracted to guys who play games?” She responds with, “WHAT, what are you asking me for?” He says that he was joking around with the first girl he was sitting with and wanted to know this new girl’s opinion (turbo of turbos). The old man wanders off. Tim goes and takes them into a booth. Lots of free drinks and Tim is getting plastered. The second girl thinks Tim is into the girl he was sitting with to begin with. The first girl gets a phone call and wanders off. Tim grabs the second girl in. He says, “she’s great and all, but you…” (creating that connection and doing push pull). She asks Tim if he wants to kiss her. Tim says nawww, then he’s like ehh yeah. Starts making out with her and she invites him to her hotel room. Tim is in the best club ever and he doesn’t want to leave. Then the girls says she lives in the hotel. The elevator opens into some kind of gold area and the hotel room is giant with a giant bathtub and view out to Vegas. Straight into the tub. She says she is working in Vegas and she wants to put Tim up for the week in a room just like hers. “And all I want you to do is fuck me.” Tim stays till morning orders lobster. Cleans up after himself and pulls the phantom (cleans up after himself as if he was never there and leaves).
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If you research human behavior, you’ll find that sex with animals was a semi-regular part of life, esp. in Europe. Since we “banned” it, it’s taken on a different form — the form of “love” instead of sex. There will also be women (and men) who cannot handle human interactions and take to their pets.
Has anyone read Jerzy Kosiński’s controversial 1965 book “The Painted Bird?” It’s supposedly based upon his young life amongst Polish peasants — and is rife with not only bestiality but incest.
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When I was shopping for an apartment in Manhattan several years ago, there were condos offering Pet Spas as amenities. I ended up buying a co-op but I remember asking, “at point is being given everything you need to live, food, shelter, medical coverage so fucking stressful to an animal that they need to destress?!” I guess licking the peanut butter off the genitalia of their owners is stressful enough to merit a spa day.
DoBA, you’re on to something.
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If you research human behavior, you’ll find that sex with animals was a semi-regular part of life, esp. in Europe. Since we “banned” it, it’s taken on a different form — the form of “love” instead of sex. There will also be women (and men) who cannot handle human interactions and take to their pets.
In The Happy Hooker, Xaviera Hollander recounts that when living in apartheid-era South Africa she was unwilling to engage in interracial sex … but she did get it on with a German Shepherd.
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OMFG! The Happy Hooker? I read that years ago and had forgotten all about it. Thanks for the memories.
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DoBA, The Painted Bird appears to have been discredited as an accurate report of life among the Polish peasantry, and not just by Polish peasants. I don’t doubt that incest and bestiality happened there from time to time, but there’s no reason to think it was an everyday occurrence in many families.
As for “banning” bestiality, it has been considered a heinous practise by nearly all human groups above a certain level of social development.
I mean, even animals – the non-human kind – don’t do much in the way of inter-species copulation. It happens, but it’s very rare.
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Not to sidetract the discussion, but Clio is right about The Painted Bird. It’s established among Eastern European literature experts that Kosinski’s Hieronymus Bosch-like descriptions of peasant life are a product of his imagination.
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Just to add a final note on the subject of The Painted Bird, here’s a link to a piece, (written by a Jewish writer who does not appear to suffer from “Jewish self-hatred), that accepts that Kosinski’s novel was a fabrication: http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/00/08/FinkelsteinMS.html
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Clio and company,
It comes as a huge shock to me that “The Painted Bird” was a fraud. I read that book freshman year of college and it had a huge influence on my life. I think a large part of my negative worldview came from the ideas put forth in that book.
Now I learn it’s yet another fake memoir on the order of the idiotic “A Million Little Pieces.” The US publishing industry knows no shame. I have half a mind to sue whomever signed Kosinski to a publishing deal. This is out and out fraud.
Books influence societies and for publishing companies to be doing this is the worst kind of crime.
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Yes, DoBA, I know how you feel. There’s a good many historical frauds of that kind out there, and not all of them were written by memoirists.
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With economy dying, we should see fewer and fewer of these types of compaines in the near future.
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