There is a lot of unspoken tension on the first two dates. Until you’ve had sex with a girl, that tension will always be there, and can’t be resolved until clothes are off and bodies pressing. This tension is good — it serves to keep both of you mentally sharp so you put your best face forward, and it motivates you to find a way to relieve the tension in sex. This is why when a girl decides after a lackluster first date that the guy is not worth banging she feels disappointment more than relief as the tension fizzles.
But too much tension makes you stiff and nervous. Then you’ll try too hard to compensate for how you’re feeling, anything to alleviate the discomfort. This is where the Wii shines. Next time you go out on a date tell her you’re taking her to a place that has Wii bowling. Watch her eyes light up!
The Wii is great for relieving the negative nervous tension while sustaining the positive sexual tension. You’re bumping into each other, you’re swinging your arms, you’re standing behind her guiding her arm on proper Wii bowling technique, and you’re making fun of each other. Wii boxing works, too. Imagine the unbridled joy of popping your virtual date with an uppercut. Actually, her joy will be greater. All girls secretly harbor a hidden desire to physically pummel the guys they are attracted to.
And the Wii characters are cute and cartoonish which appeals to a girl’s sensibility. Make sure she has a couple drinks in her before playing. Inebriated Wii torques the burning lust.
Close the deal with naked Wii Fit.