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Jacques Brel said in an interview this was a song about cowardice. A lot of women will imagine him getting handsomer as he sings.
give me five minutes to talk away my ugly face and i can bed the queen of france.
– voltaire

Jacques Brel hated shaved women.
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He’s perfect.
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you’re definitely right on with the ugly part
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This was the most beautiful thing you’ve ever posted
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Jacques Brel hated shaved women? I take it he likes hairy armpits and legs?
Hey Peter, here’s a bikini top that’s, well…*sort* of hairy

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Here is an Alpha Destroyer
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