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I Got My First Craigslist Missed Connection

October 25, 2008 by CH

LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk)

Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT

you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking.

I got excited until I noticed it was from a dude. 😯

Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life, Vanity | 40 Comments

40 Responses

on October 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm Anonymous

Doesn’t show up when I search http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mis/

??

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on October 25, 2008 at 3:16 pm Topshelf

Don’t worry man, happens to us all………………..you fucking fag!

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on October 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm Anonymous

interesting that you were browsing those particular listings…

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on October 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm Anonymous

He must have been pulled in by your alpha allure.

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on October 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm jackgoesforth

Yeah, I mean don’t you actually have to be looking in the M4M section to see the gay postings? I’m not making fun of you because honestly, who hasn’t snuck a peak in that section to see if any queens thought that they were attractive? Am I right? Anyone? Uhhh…nevermind.

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on October 25, 2008 at 6:29 pm Joe T.

Made eye contact? Made eye contact????

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on October 25, 2008 at 6:52 pm D

It was Patrick H.

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on October 25, 2008 at 7:16 pm Affe

Brown eye contact ?

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on October 25, 2008 at 8:27 pm blazingshark

The gays love using craigslist as a social networking/dating tool.

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on October 25, 2008 at 11:45 pm Anonymous

going back to your previous post on flying, invisibility, etc. you mentioned that you already had a big cock. Now how much of you ability to have developed into an Alpha was a result of that. I bet a lot. your blog posts have excellent insight into human interaction and life. However, I doubt you would’ve had the amount of success you have had had you been born with a small cock. You still could’ve developed an excellent game but it would’ve been impeded to an extent if you had a small cock.

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on October 26, 2008 at 1:09 am Carl Sagan

Woah, didn’t know roissy smoked pole.

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on October 26, 2008 at 4:20 am Anonymous

Unable to locate the original CL post…

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on October 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm Nate

He prob flagged it. If I were him I wouldn’t want 38 trolls like David Alexander and sara emailing the poster…

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on October 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm Nate

Although, that doesn’t explain why he was browsing the m4m section…

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on October 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm tupacchopra

10 Anonymous:

going back to your previous post on flying, invisibility, etc. you mentioned that you already had a big cock. Now how much of you ability to have developed into an Alpha was a result of that. I bet a lot. your blog posts have excellent insight into human interaction and life. However, I doubt you would’ve had the amount of success you have had had you been born with a small cock. You still could’ve developed an excellent game but it would’ve been impeded to an extent if you had a small cock.

Yes, Monsieur Roissy no doubt carries a side of beef between his legs that would make even VK cry himself to sleep at night in shame (ahem). But having said that, I must ask:

Just how small are we talkin’ here?

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on October 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm Large Hadron Collider

LHC seeks data sets 1 and 2.

1. Has anyone on here
ever made a connection
from a missed connection ad?

2. Has anyone on here
ever posted a missed connection ad?

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on October 26, 2008 at 7:34 pm Anonymous

Nate — it takes a heck of a LOT MORE people than one or two (or fifteen) different IPs to flag a CL posting.

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on October 26, 2008 at 11:03 pm chicnoir

LOLROF

Some men are into trying new things.

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on October 26, 2008 at 11:06 pm chicnoir

@Large Hadron Collider
1.no
2. no

I doubt you would’ve had the amount of success you have had had you been born with a small c*cK

A powerful tongue can help one overcome many “smaller” issues. Trust me on this!

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on October 27, 2008 at 2:20 am Kick a Bitch

huh, ppl actually look at that shit?

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on October 27, 2008 at 7:23 am dirty blonde

@16 LHC – i’m with chic, no on either posting or finding one meant for me. how much data do your sets need b/f they’re statistically significant??

btw CL’s casual encounters – PRICELESS! 🙂

oh, and LOL re 8 Affe!!!!!!!!!

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on October 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm The G Manifesto

What the f*ck is a “Craigslist Missed Connection”?

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on October 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm zorgon

21 dirty blonde:

btw CL’s casual encounters – PRICELESS!

Has any straight male *ever* gotten laid off of Casual Encounters?

As far as I can tell, it’s 99% fake and 1% ridiculously selective fatties/old hags.

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on October 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm MarkD

Two of the last 3 posts are making me begin to doubt our host’s prowess. CL? It’s not April Fool’s Day. Come on, studly. You’ve been doing way better than this. M4M? Tell us this is a self parody, please. You’re putting us on.

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on October 27, 2008 at 8:01 pm Michael

No post today?

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on October 27, 2008 at 8:09 pm roissy

look, folks, it was in missed connections, not M4M.

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on October 27, 2008 at 8:09 pm chicnoir

@MarkD- Roissy had to go light on the last few posts after his “I slept with your woman and you have no idea” post. A number of his readers, both male and female were ready to ripe him a new ahole.

I rarely allow posts to bother me( I read too many blogs) but that post really really got to me. There is just something about being made a fool of or having someone pull the “okie-doke” on me that makes me see red.

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on October 27, 2008 at 8:50 pm Jack

Dirty blonde – personal experience with missed connections?

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on October 27, 2008 at 9:01 pm MQ

look, folks, it was in missed connections, not M4M.

the missed connections section is divided by w4m, m4m, etc. It’s fine that you make up most of the shit on this blog, but you could do a moment of research first.

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on October 27, 2008 at 10:12 pm Keith

@19Chic – “A powerful tongue can help one overcome many “smaller” issues. Trust me on this!”

Actually, if a guy’s big enough, he needs a powerful tongue then, too.

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on October 27, 2008 at 10:32 pm getting closer

Do you work at the Federal Trade Commission?

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on October 27, 2008 at 11:29 pm CC

MQ – In Roissy’s defense, you can browse the entire category of Missed Connections, without narrowing it down to a subset (W4M, M4W, M4M, etc.):

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mis/

Talk about doing research…

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on October 28, 2008 at 4:00 am mr. mike

no and no

a friend of mine however posted an w4m ad in the casual encounters section to see what the odds of your ad even being looked at are

and the shortest most half assed 1 line ad can generate 400+ responses in less than a day

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on October 28, 2008 at 6:45 am dirty blonde

23 zorgon / 28 jack – no experience w/ missed connections (see my post), but casual encounters rocks. i think the quality of people you find on there varies greatly depending on the market (i.e., bigger city = more people, so more likely you’re going to find someone normal, smaller city = less people, so more likely you’re going to find a nut job).

my personal CL casual encounters experiences over the past year, which occurred when i was too busy with work to meet people through normal channels but felt like getting together for a drink and some fun: 1 fireman (way hot!), 1 ex-marine (awesome body), and 1 super cute hawaiian. The hawaiian and I still see each other every few weeks – he’s gorgeous and, to be honest, the best EVER. so yes, i can seriously say that CL casual encounters is awesome. and i am not either a ridiculously selective fatty or an old hog. in fact, i’m mostly a relationship type of girl but, as roissy accurately points out, even the best of us release the inner whore now and then and need a night of no-strings fun.

that said, i’m fairly sure most guys posting on there get nothing but prositute and tranny offers for sex. hey, when you email about that leather couch, you don’t know what you’re really going to get, right? there’s nothing different about emailing that woman who promises you a night of fun. lol…

oh, and maybe the reason i’ve had so much success is that 32 mr. mike is dead on. women who post, even if cryptic w/ no pics, get so many responses we’re bound to find someone we like. too bad the internet is such a sausage fest.

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on October 28, 2008 at 8:55 am Jack

Dirty blonde – “relationship” girls do not post ads for uncommitted sexual encounters with random men from the internet, and smart girls do not do that in the day of AIDS. (Condoms have a failure rate, if you hadn’t heard)

You also seem to be very superficial. You fit your tag quite well.

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on October 28, 2008 at 5:11 pm Lisa

Hold a pillow over your face and go with it? I wouldn’t think less of you.

Hey Jack, girls looking for relationships do post ads for uncommitted sexual encounters. They will be utter failures going this route but they still do it. Incidentally, I have yet to know a female who posted on those kind of websites who was NOT going through some kind of personal or emotional crisis. It’s kind of like emotional eating – if you just wanted to get off you’d masturbate.

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on October 28, 2008 at 5:25 pm Benedict Smith

i remember the first woman i met off of craigslist and f’d….mid 40’s, huge boobs, divorced with two kids, mannish hair cut. ah, the joys….

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on October 29, 2008 at 12:31 am sara I

13 Nate

He prob flagged it. If I were him I wouldn’t want 38 trolls like David Alexander and sara emailing the poster…

Roissy wishes I would Give him that much attention.

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on October 31, 2008 at 11:58 pm dizzy8

I got two Missed Connections (one by name, one referenced a fairly lengthy metro conversation I had on the way to another date) the first week I moved to town.

No. Kidding 🙂

Btw – your previous two posts are hysterical, illogical and easily disproved. Feminists want a Man Tax? In case you haven’t noticed, it’s almost impossible to get a school-related tax, or a tax to keep the 911 system solvent, you really think the feminists are going to force some sort of penis tax on the unsuspecting
American electorate?

You used to be more fun. You’re starting to sound kind of panicky.

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on November 18, 2008 at 8:28 pm anon

check out http://www.almostconnected.com missed connections….pretty cool site

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