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Sex And Socks

January 27, 2009 by CH

Why are women offended by the wearing of socks during sex?

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  1. on January 27, 2009 at 11:28 am boru

    number one sign of an alpha male: a cock with a dental plan.

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  2. on January 27, 2009 at 11:30 am ironrailsironweights

    In days of old,
    When knights were bold,

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  3. on January 27, 2009 at 11:32 am ironrailsironweights

    Got cut off:

    In days of old,
    When knights were bold,
    And condoms not invented.
    Men tied socks
    Around their c**ks
    And children were prevented.

    Peter

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  4. on January 27, 2009 at 11:35 am Astra

    Not offensive. Also not sexy.

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  5. on January 27, 2009 at 11:36 am Alpinestar

    Nice pic Roiss, good to see you putting the drawing set that your neice got for Christmas to good use.
    On an unrelated subject, what’s a good way to respond to a slap / drink in the face? Not too long ago I made a weight-related put-down to a girl who had blown me out (had tried a standard opening line as per your previous posts which she replied to rudely), and she didn’t take too kindly to my dig at her.
    My UFC-loving mate said “choke her out” but I thought that was a bit extreme!

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  6. on January 27, 2009 at 11:47 am Affe

    You should repost that same pic with the penis shouting “CUNT” and ask why chix are offended by the swearing of cocks during sex.

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  7. on January 27, 2009 at 11:47 am lurker

    Because it reminds them of j5, which is a turn off for any woman.

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  8. on January 27, 2009 at 11:50 am Amy

    I don’t know why I hate it, I just do. It looks so…tacky. We don’t make you have sex around our underwear, so can’t you take the last 2 seconds to pull your socks off? I promise, taking that extra step will make her put out like a porn star.

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  9. on January 27, 2009 at 11:52 am Matt H

    @Alpine:

    You publicly put this girl down after she blew you out, which does nothing to make you look good. It just makes you look wounded and petty. Men of value don’t react negatively when they get rejected — and going after her weight just looks like a transparent way of making yourself feel better by the idea that she wasn’t that hot anyway. That communicates low value, pettiness and incongruity, which ends up having the effect of blowing out every other woman of value within earshot/eyeshot of the incident.

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  10. on January 27, 2009 at 11:52 am Thursday

    Oh, who gives a shit about socks. Time for a sexy youtube video:
    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmozp8F5aHw

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  11. on January 27, 2009 at 11:53 am dr

    Once they get a load of the 4 inch lady killer, and experience the multiple orgasms I can give them, they could care less if I were wearing socks or Pee Wee Herman’s platform shoes during sex. Plus they are usually speaking in tongues by the time I am through with them and are more worried that they will not get a second ride. Instead of worrying about my attire, they are running down to the kitchen on wobbly knees to cook something for me in an attempt to please/keep me.

    You can’t hear them bitch from the kitchen.

    Perhaps you should work on your inner game. If she is more worried about what you wear on you rather than what your wearing her out with, well then it sounds like it wasn’t a memorable experience.

    Except for the socks.

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  12. on January 27, 2009 at 11:57 am Virgle Kent

    One day I will start a clothing company here in DC, I will hire you to make graphic T’s like this and sell them for $80 and up.

    That is all

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  13. on January 27, 2009 at 12:00 pm Velvetgunther

    It’s nice to see how you always remember to give the chick’s hair a colour in your little sketches. Usually a redhead.

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  14. on January 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm 11minutes

    I found out that condoms are a much better fit than socks – I hear no more complaints ever since.

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  15. on January 27, 2009 at 12:05 pm Alpinestar

    @ Matt H, I quote from Roissy 22-07-2008 “But once in a while a really nasty bitch will let slip the shroud of politeness, revealing the scalding acid of true cuntiness underneath, and shoot you down harshly. When this happens, it is important to have a canned retort ready to fire back, or to rely on your innate wits if you have them, and completely shatter her expectation of your reaction.”

    The put-down wasn’t overtly about her weight (ie “you fat cow”) but along the lines of “maybe if you’d had another cheesburger before you came out you’d be in a friendlier mood?”. While I agree with some of your points, sometimes the warm after-glow of a put-down to someone who was more rude to start with outweighs the potential downside of other females catching on.

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  16. on January 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm Rain And

    I’m usually the one with the sock peeve.

    Do females really care more?

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  17. on January 27, 2009 at 12:28 pm Affe

    Oh no – a boner cock dicked her !

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  18. on January 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm maria

    at last!
    good to see you in a good mood again.

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  19. on January 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm Alpinestar

    Re: the socks, I find that leaving them on comes in handy for when you have finished doing the deed, as they can be taken off and used to mop up any mess before it dribbles on to the carpet. Alternatively you could roll one into a ball and use it as a gag in case the female in question starts to get a little too chatty while you want to relax and enjoy a nap

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  20. on January 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm ASDF

    Alpinestar: You should be able to block a slap. If not, girls’ slaps don’t really hurt. Maybe just grin at her after.

    As far as the drink goes, it’s only happened to me once and I poured my beer all over her head in retaliation. It was awesome. Nothing happened to me, but in general, be ready to get thrown out of a club if the bouncers see you, or get in a fight if she has some protective guy friends. Still worth it, though you do waste a good beverage.

    Roissy: Can you archive all your drawings somewhere? They’re excellent. Especially the facial expressions.

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  21. on January 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm Pupu

    Pupu seconds maria’s comment above 🙂

    Socks, on or off, are really not that big a deal. The picture is great!

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  22. on January 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm Alpinestar

    @ ASDF: I like your style!

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  23. on January 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm The Brooklyn Boy

    Oddly enough, “make sure you take your socks off” was the one piece of bedroom advice my mother bestowed upon me. Mainly because she snuck it up on me and I didn’t realize the conversation had veered in that direction. Better than that time she offered to reveal all the “nookie spots” at the camp I was about to go to, because she had been there (done that? yikes!) 30 years prior.

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  24. on January 27, 2009 at 12:56 pm Cannon's Canon

    I agree with VK; that shit is hotter than BAPE!

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  25. on January 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm RW

    Why? For the same reason that Coach Pitino on walk-in day for college baseketball tryouts would cut all the guys wearing dark sox.

    Dorks!

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  26. on January 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm lf

    Yes, we’re all familiar with the socks thing but have you noticed how Slavic chicks like to wear tennis shoes in Eastern Euro porn? It ruins anything else that may be happening on camera, on my view, but is oddly amusing in its way since you have to wonder about the motivation. Does this mean that the sneaker has been appropriated as a status symbol over there as well or should it be taken for a distancing gesture in case anyone got the idea that they were watching a sexual act, a last, pathetic concession to shame?

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  27. on January 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm my dick is bigger than your dick

    when i was 17 I fucked this women who was in her late twenties in my buddies garden shed. i fucked her on the seat of the ride on lawn mower, which she was fine with. but she kept asking me to take off my socks….. go figure.

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  28. on January 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm PA

    It ruins anything else that may be happening on camera

    Nothing ruins prn more than tatoos, piercings on the bellybutton and elsewhere, and full shavedness.

    Especially the damn tatoos.

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  29. on January 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm lurker

    If:

    “have you noticed how Slavic chicks like to wear tennis shoes in Eastern Euro porn?”

    I like the tennis shoe thing. makes the girls look cute and outdoorsy-in-a-country-club set sort of way, like she just got through with the company softball or tennis lessons or was just wearing her sundress on the veranda when she decided to blow you.

    But to each his own–except the fattie fuckers.

    PA:

    “Nothing ruins prn more than tatoos, piercings on the bellybutton and elsewhere, and full shavedness.”

    —Tatoos on a girl are always ugly, definitely agree. THe bigger, the worse. In real life, they are ugly too, but at least they give you a heads up on how easy the chick will be. Tramp stamp!

    Also, tatoos look really bad/dorky on dark skinned black guys. Much better on light skinned, white guys, or asian guys. I mean, do you draw on black paper?

    Piercings outside the tonge, ears, and belly button are bad; maybe the nose if she has a cute button one, but agreed, bad in most spots.

    But full shavedness? LOVE IT. DGMW, a good bush or landing strip can be great, but a shaved bush on a girl is a wonder to behold.

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  30. on January 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm Emily

    If his cock is that big, I don’t care what he’s wearing.

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  31. on January 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm Lupo

    I think the sock thing is some sort of woman not wanting to perceive herself as a slut sort of thing. Funny; they’ll lick your bunghole and scrape her tonsils with your weiner, but they’ll feel like sluts if you roger them while wearing socks. Chick logic. Meh.

    Also: “maybe if you’d had another cheesburger before you came out you’d be in a friendlier mood?” = win.

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  32. on January 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm Matt H

    @Alpinestar:

    Well that’s true — it’s hard to speak in generalities and be right all the time. 🙂

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  33. on January 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm Anonymous

    OT, How to handle this situation:

    I was at a club talking with a girl who was into me. She goes and talks to friends and a guy I’ve seen around before starts talking with me. When the girl comes back, she says, “That guy was talking shit about you,” and made sure we both heard it.

    Whats the response?

    What I did: I looked at him and said loudly, “Good thing no-one gives a shit what he thinks,” and turned my back to cut him off and talk more to her. I didn’t mention a word of it after that.

    Better response?

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  34. on January 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm Anon

    What I did: I looked at him and said loudly, “Good thing no-one gives a shit what he thinks,” and turned my back to cut him off and talk more to her. I didn’t mention a word of it after that.

    Don’t know what to tell you…Not enough information…Maybe he had never said a word about you and she was lying. However, I usually ignore any of that 2nd hand stuff. YMMV…

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  35. on January 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm Rain And

    I can’t watch porn where the chick has a tramp stamp, or is wearing nothing but shoes. Especially giant annoying looking shoes.

    I just can’t.

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  36. on January 27, 2009 at 2:42 pm Rain And

    “When the girl comes back, she says, “That guy was talking shit about you,” and made sure we both heard it.

    I looked at him and said loudly, “Good thing no-one gives a shit what he thinks,””

    Sounds like one of those bitches that gets wet making men fight.

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  37. on January 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm David Alexander

    Nothing ruins prn more than tatoos, piercings on the bellybutton and elsewhere, and full shavedness.

    In contrast, I like white girls with tattoos, piercings, and full shavedness. It adds to the sexual allure of girl and makes her different from the average unsexual looking girl on the street.

    BTW, I have female friends who have had tattoos done, but for some reason, their tattoos aren’t sexually attractive. I suspect it’s the tramp stamps and other “porn-esque” porn are attractive to me, but the simple butterflies aren’t.

    I like the tennis shoe thing

    Sneakers aren’t sexy.

    Also, tatoos look really bad/dorky on dark skinned black guys.

    That’s the main reason why I haven’t bothered with tattoos. One white people, tattoos tend to resemble their designs and standout, while on most black people, the designs can’t be seen because the colours barely stand out. Just watch an NBA game for five minutes, and you’ll see why tattoos look awful on anybody with a dark skin tone.

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  38. on January 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm Sparks123

    An True Alpha only wears white socks when he’s at the gym. 😀

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  39. on January 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm Fabian

    …”have you noticed how Slavic chicks like to wear tennis shoes in Eastern Euro porn?”

    I LOVE the naked-except-for-sneakers thing. I guess it reminds me of cheerleaders. And all the hot women who get naked (except for their sneakers), get their bodies painted and ride their bikes in the summer solstice parade here in Seattle. One of the few good things about women in Seattle – some will get naked in public on a dime. Case in point:

    Fremont Summer Solstice Cyclists

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  40. on January 27, 2009 at 2:57 pm Ben

    Until after the first time, they don’t believe the knee pads are necessary either.

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  41. on January 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm Rick

    I like to take my socks off, I feel weird with them on. though if i was wearing high, white, striped ones like in the pic, i would definitely keep them on.

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  42. on January 27, 2009 at 2:59 pm Chuck

    Women get pissed when you were socks because they are more naked than you, and thus more vulnerable. I sometimes like to piss off my girl by wearing mismatched socks while playing her skin flute. I kick my legs in the air to the beat of the tune of the Siren’s orgasm.

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  43. on January 27, 2009 at 3:30 pm Kthulah

    Alpine, a word of advice from someone who has actually been in a few bar brawls.

    Avoid them, if you can.

    Not all girls’ slaps don’t hurt, and you don’t know from someone’s degree of hotness or notness who they’re connected to.

    So if a girl pours her drink on you, take it like a man and go clean up or find somewhere else to be. This may be just a drama queen, but she may be some gangster’s spoiled sister or daughter. You don’t know, so don’t start anything you might not be able to finish.

    When you don’t know who you’re dealing with exactly, just walk away. Some girl rejecting you who you think is a fat ass anyway, is not worth losing your life or at least having your…priorities rearranged.

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  44. on January 27, 2009 at 3:42 pm lurker

    A man should only get tatoos if he’s been in the service or he’s in a gang. That’s the only way he can back them up.

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  45. on January 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm tokyojesusfist

    Alpinestar:

    On an unrelated subject, what’s a good way to respond to a slap / drink in the face?

    Sounds like you had it coming. But if it happens for no reason, block/evade. Failing that, slap her back. I think that should be within your legal rights, since you’re responding with an equal amount of force.

    Ktulah:

    So if a girl pours her drink on you, take it like a man and go clean up or find somewhere else to be. This may be just a drama queen, but she may be some gangster’s spoiled sister or daughter. You don’t know, so don’t start anything you might not be able to finish.

    That’s pretty far-fetched.

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  46. on January 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm Chuck

    Kthulah,

    “take it like a man and go clean up or find somewhere else to be”

    Allowing an insecure woman to throw her drink on you isn’t taking it like a man; it’s completely opposite.

    “but she may be some gangster’s spoiled sister or daughter.”

    Let’s assume that this isn’t the case, since most guys reading this blog go to clubs or bars with decent-looking chicks, thereby decreasing the odds that they are “connected” to Lil’ Scrappy and Spider.

    “When you don’t know who you’re dealing with exactly, just walk away.”

    The thing is, we know who we are dealing with. We’re dealing with a vapid cunt who should be so lucky that we are giving her attention by speaking in her general direction.

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  47. on January 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm PA

    while playing her skin flute

    ?!?!?!

    If I saw a chick with a skin flute, I’d run!!

    Did you mean her flesh harmonica?

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  48. on January 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm Chuck

    PA,

    Either/or, I’m not picky.

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  49. on January 27, 2009 at 4:13 pm Chuck

    PA,

    Thanks to you and Urban Dictionary, I stand corrected. I prefer to play the flesh harmonica, whilst kicking my mismatched socks in the air. Thanks for the enlightenment.

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  50. on January 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm ZorroMcNasty

    If u think they get upset at a guy wearing socks during sex,you should aee how they reaCT to my PANTYHOSE!!!

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  51. on January 27, 2009 at 4:51 pm tokyojesusfist

    Whenever I imagine myself having sex, I’m always wearing a silly hat and rubber boots.

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  52. on January 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm Lupo

    The thing that should not be wrote:
    “Not all girls’ slaps don’t hurt”

    Most of us assume we won’t be chatting up giant multi-hundred pound whales like yourself for any reason other than maybe, “it would be nice if you let others have a shot at the bean dip.” As for the gangster thing …. chyeah, whaddever. Fantasyland must be a nice place, so many people live there.

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  53. on January 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm Obsidian

    Well, having come from a culture where folks walk around the house in stocking feet rather than shoes, this ain’t no thang for the O-Man. Additionally, you always gotta keep your socks on, ’cause you never know what could jump off at any moment-where I com from it ain’t uncommon to har about fellas being setup and robbed blind by that Hot Chick’s peeps (another reason why im a stickler for Vetting thje Target thoroughly *before* tapping it).

    Never had any complaints either. When asked I simply say my feet are both ugly and cold natured. The End.

    Conversely though, I’ve always found Females who wear bootie socks to be cute. Go figure.

    The Obsidian

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  54. on January 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm Obsidian

    On Tats:
    I think some distinctions have to be made here wrt Brothas. Yea, I think on Lebron and Shaq it might not look all that great; on Allen Iverson or Dennis Rodman, its another matter. The latter two Men are lighter in skintone than the former two Men.

    Im brownskinned-“Black”, but not darkskinned “Black” if that makes sense. And, I’ve been giving some thought to the possibility of getting tatted up; something primal, perhaps along the lines of what a tribal warrior would do, but with my own spin on it. Still working the idea out, but if I go through with it, it’ll be bigger than life.

    Besides, chicks most definitely dig tats. A nice plus.

    O

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  55. on January 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm lurker

    AI and the Worm like downright silly with them too. Only a truly light skinned black man—say, the Rock—can egt away with it.

    AI and the Worm are classic fake tough guys. Rodman was a one trick pony who was never the best player on his own team, even in his prime; he was just smart enough to be an in demand role player with a healthy sense of how the media worked. But he’s a total ass clown and tats look toolish on him.

    AI is just a spoiled little ball hog who’s the definition of dickhead athlete. Plus he’s barely 6′ (some people put his height below 6′, but that’s because they;ve seen him stand next to Nash, who Tony Kornheiser has said is not even 6′) and he’s got a squeaky little girl voice when he gets upset, so he’s obviously trying to overcompensate by playing the bad boy.

    I get why Shaq got them; there was a time in the 90s when that was the latest athlete fad, right up there with relief pitchers growing goatees and black receivers sporting do-rags. Now its all played out.

    Lebron looks silly for having them, and Shaq should seriously get his removed at this point. But unlike Rodman/Iverson, those 2 are bad ass players.

    Ladies may love them momentarily, but some guys, especially the gang-types or marines will challenge a guy with tats, because they know many will punk out, so beware. Plus the types have faded out of popularity–remember how cool the barbed wire arm band was *once*?

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  56. on January 27, 2009 at 6:54 pm Michael Blowhard

    Another one for evo-bio fans: day two of our conversation with the brilliant Greg Cochran.

    Link.

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  57. on January 27, 2009 at 7:08 pm Anonymous

    I would never sleep with a man sporting a tattoo. Fear of hepatitis and other blood borne diseases.

    Socks, on the other hand, are okay. Feet get cold. I hate cold feet.

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  58. on January 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm agnostic

    LOVE socks on girls. Especially while their tight little legs are kicking and pointing around in the air.

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  59. on January 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm baduin

    I suggest scarification. It has better contrast, and looks more manly.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarification#Anatomical_modification

    http://images.google.pl/images?q=scarification&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:pl:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

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  60. on January 27, 2009 at 8:00 pm jaakkeli

    Only a truly light skinned black man—say, the Rock—can egt away with it.

    OK this is the third time I’ve read this in a short time. The Rock is BLACK?!? WTF Americans?! He looks like a Maori or something.

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  61. on January 27, 2009 at 8:10 pm lurker

    jaakkeli:

    “The Rock is BLACK?!? WTF Americans?! He looks like a Maori or something.”

    —-His father is Wayde Bowles, aka Rocky Johnson, a black man. (Black Canadian, to be precise).

    Pwned.

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  62. on January 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    For whatever reason, guys naked with socks is goofy; women naked with socks is sexy.

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  63. on January 27, 2009 at 8:18 pm jaakkeli

    —-His father is Wayde Bowles, aka Rocky Johnson, a black man. (Black Canadian, to be precise).

    That doesn’t mean he’s black.

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  64. on January 27, 2009 at 8:56 pm epiclolz

    because you really should be rocking a top hat instead =p

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  65. on January 27, 2009 at 9:33 pm ironrailsironweights

    Cum and get it, dinner’s ready!

    Peter

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  66. on January 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm lurker

    Jaakkeli:

    “That doesn’t mean he’s black.”

    —–Tell that to Obama’s supporters.

    pwned.

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  67. on January 27, 2009 at 9:57 pm Rain And

    The Rock is half-black and half-Samoan.

    So you’re both right. Sort of.

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  68. on January 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm lurker

    Rain And:

    No, Jaakkeli is wrong.

    The Rock is black. There is no “1/2 black” crap, despite what PC-ers say, unless he’s got a line going down his body. that Bi-racial stuff is for SWPL to use, not people in real world.

    Obama is all black. He is part Kenyan, part whatever-his-mom-was, but he is black.

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  69. on January 27, 2009 at 10:11 pm RagTag

    “For whatever reason, guys naked with socks is goofy; women naked with socks is sexy.”

    Knee-highs… MMM MMM MMM

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  70. on January 27, 2009 at 10:38 pm ironrailsironweights

    The Rock is black. There is no “1/2 black” crap, despite what PC-ers say, unless he’s got a line going down his body. that Bi-racial stuff is for SWPL to use, not people in real world.

    That may be true, in a cultural if not biological sense, if the non-black half is white. It’s not so cut and dried if the non-black half is something other than white, e.g. The Rock or Kimora Lee Simmons.

    Peter

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  71. on January 27, 2009 at 11:35 pm jaakkeli

    —–Tell that to Obama’s supporters.

    pwned.

    Even if you were talking to someone who surrenders to appeals to authority, and you aren’t, you’d have to appeal to some actual authority. Obama’s supporters? pfft.

    Given that he’s one of the black people who we don’t know to be black until we’re told that he’s black, he’s a pretty strange example of something looking good on black people.

    And I agree that he’s not “half-black”. I’d bet that his dad is part-white.

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  72. on January 27, 2009 at 11:58 pm Amanda

    hehehe… i want that pic on a t-shirt!

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  73. on January 28, 2009 at 12:01 am Chase

    White people denied the existence of “half-black,” back when they were more racist. An ounce of black blood meant you were black, at least to them.

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  74. on January 28, 2009 at 1:33 am Kthulah

    Chuck says, “Allowing an insecure woman to throw her drink on you isn’t taking it like a man; it’s completely opposite. ”

    …allowing?

    Once she’s already done it, there is no allow.

    “‘but she may be some gangster’s spoiled sister or daughter.’

    Let’s assume that this isn’t the case, since most guys reading this blog go to clubs or bars with decent-looking chicks, thereby decreasing the odds that they are “connected” to Lil’ Scrappy and Spider.”

    No, in a classy place, the ones you have to worry about are connected to Yevgeny and Sasha.

    Lil’ Whoever could be their kittens.

    “‘When you don’t know who you’re dealing with exactly, just walk away.’

    The thing is, we know who we are dealing with. We’re dealing with a vapid cunt who should be so lucky that we are giving her attention by speaking in her general direction.”

    Oh so you bad…well, like they say, a hard head makes a soft behind.

    Some “vapid cunts” carry knives, dumbass. It doesn’t matter what you think of her looks or her luck if you attack her. You’re just meat at that point.

    If she’s butch enough to throw a drink on you, she’s probably aggressive enough to stab you, or she knows people who are, and you should just take your stupid ass home.

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  75. on January 28, 2009 at 1:43 am roissy

    Some “vapid cunts” carry knives, dumbass. It doesn’t matter what you think of her looks or her luck if you attack her. You’re just meat at that point.

    you’re a nut.

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  76. on January 28, 2009 at 2:31 am Kthulah

    Roissy, have you ever worked security at a club?

    If you ever have, you’ll understand that there are a whole lot bigger nuts than me. Some women you wouldn’t expect to, turn out to be stabby psychos.

    You learn not to take anyone for granted. I think people who underestimate others’ capacity for violence are nuts.

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  77. on January 28, 2009 at 2:53 am Kthulah

    Lupo, you probably don’t have anything to worry about.

    The advice I’m giving is for guys who actually go out after dark, and at least think about retaliating against a woman who has gone too far. It is a nice thing to think about. It means a guy has testicles.

    Thing is, he should value said appendages enough to want to keep them intact.

    I don’t pour drinks on guys for the same reason I’d advise them against retaliation. If I see something like that happen in a club I’m working in, and both people are not “connected”, both get escorted out. Nine times out of ten though, when these things happen, the guy is the idiot who said the wrong thing to the wrong girl, and the girl is someone who’s “in” as in works there, dates or is related to someone who works there, or has another boyfriend or relative it’s not cool to mess with.

    So we watch the guy and any friends he has with him. If they start building up to something, we just escort them out. If someone in security has already asked you if you’re okay, and suggested maybe you want to go and clean up, that’s not the staff being friendly. That’s your warning shot. You should take the hint.

    …but let’s say you do think you’re a bad ass, and fight it out.

    What exactly do you achieve after all security guards are lying in a circle around you, and the cops roll in?

    Talk about living in a fantasy world…

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  78. on January 28, 2009 at 3:51 am RF Interference

    “A man should only get tatoos if he’s been in the service or he’s in a gang. That’s the only way he can back them up.”

    An exchange from It’s Always Sunny that comes to mind:

    Dennis: [Sarcastically] Nice tattoo.
    Mac: Thanks, it’s tribal.
    Dennis: Really? What tribe do you belong to?

    Steve Sailer will back me on this—nothing screams pleb like a tattoo.

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  79. on January 28, 2009 at 4:07 am RF Interference

    “Some ‘vapid cunts’ carry knives, dumbass. It doesn’t matter what you think of her looks or her luck if you attack her. You’re just meat at that point.”

    Knives!?! I’ll remember not to return the favor the next time a girl dumps her drink on me while I’m attempting to pick up women at a state correctional facility.

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  80. on January 28, 2009 at 4:13 am RF Interference

    This (link) is the basic level of competency required to survive a night of drinking in the establishments Kthulah frequents.

    “Never let them take that choke, because God knows what they’re going to do with you once you’re out.“

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  81. on January 28, 2009 at 5:53 am kthulah

    Yeah well, RF, some of us live on the planet Earth, and weren’t raised in test tubes.

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  82. on January 28, 2009 at 6:05 am mr.burns

    Obama is not black.

    Obama is black for political reasons.
    His mother is white, his father was african.
    African from Kenya, not Nigeria (where almost all american blacks come from).
    Kenya is totally different than Nigeria.

    Nigerian men are big and muscular, kenyan are usually thin. I think there are a different race all togheter.

    But Obama is smart enough to understand he never would have been president passing as a normal politician.

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  83. on January 28, 2009 at 6:30 am Obsidian

    *Sigh*
    OK Lurker, I knew it wouldn’t be long before a sufferer of Allen Iverson Derangement Syndrone would rear its ugly head. So, even though this aint a Sports blog, I hope everyone will pardon this brief departure while I attempt to set the record straight, as a lifelong Philadelphian and Sixers fan (until the end of the AI Era, at least).

    I’ve actually watched AI play, live, in his tip top prime. Talk about FAST, whooeee! The ONLY Man to breakdown Michael Jordan’s ankles-and, keep in mind please, Jordan held the Mighty Vince Carter to less than 20 points in a game, at the ripe old age of 40.

    I’ll let that fact just sink in for a moment.

    And while we’re on Jordan, lets get something else straight: in his finaly year as a player, with the Washington Wizards, Jordan was asked who were some of the biggest challenges in the NBA to him at that time. His response?

    He said that Shaq was a big Man, but that he knew how to deal with him; that T-Mac could jump outta the gym; that Kobe was basically, more or less, a clone of himself; but that the one Man who couldn’t do anything with was ALLEN IVERSON: “he’s too small, too fast, he’s impossible to defend”.

    As Steve Nash if he would like to go one on one against AI. No one plays the Man close. Not after everyone around the World and Gamma Quandrant saw what happened to Jordan himself.

    No don’t get me wrong, Nash is a great player, especially for a White boy (just wish he’d get a haircut). But he ain’t even in the same room as AI, and anyone who knows B-Ball will tell you that.

    Since you mentioned Shaq Diesel, some years back, *he* was asked, who he admired in the game at the time. His response: ALLEN IVERSON. Said he was the single toughest Man he’d ever ran ball with.

    At about 5’10” or so, AI shouldn’t even be on the court of Today’s NBA, let alone be a future Hall of Famer on it. The ONLY reason why the Sixers has gone to the NBA Finals (2000-2001) in more than a quarter century, since the Moses Malone-Dr. J Wera) is because of who? That’s right, lets all say it together now:

    ALLEN IVERSON. In fact, that team should have barely finished .500 for the season let alone go all the way, and it took Shaq AND Kobe to stop a seriously banged up AI. Dude’s a Warrior all day, everyday, ask anyone who’s actually played with or against him.

    Even now, on the twilight of his career, he’s good for what, 25, 30 points a night? Even 20. That’s saying a lot from a little guy like AI.

    Just wanted to clear the air a bit.

    The Obsidian

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  84. on January 28, 2009 at 7:55 am Lisa

    It was probably already mentioned, but obviously because if you don’t take the “two extra seconds” to take your socks off you aren’t even fully committing to the sex act, let alone them as a person, and a lot of ladies will be unhappy with that even if it’s a one night stand.

    Maybe it can be considered unsexy, but so are cold feet with scratchy pointy toenails rubbing against you.

    It seems to me that socks can be as good as a blanket, so as a matter of comfort they’re okay. The real problem is keeping them on.

    Here’s the real question though guys, okay imagine this: Toes are in your mouth. Would you rather be tasting sock fuzz or bare floor residue?

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  85. on January 28, 2009 at 8:54 am kthulah

    Lisa, IMO a man should be taking some care of his feet. If he’s not then he’s not ready for sex, the same as I wouldn’t have sex if I was having a rough heels day.

    A little pumice stone and some tea tree oil lotion, guys.

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  86. on January 28, 2009 at 11:40 am lurker

    Listen up: first:
    “It’s not so cut and dried if the non-black half is something other than white, e.g. The Rock or Kimora Lee Simmons.”

    –The Rock looks black. Light skinned black, but black. His father is black. He is black.

    Kimora lee simmons is a loud, stupid, cheap gold digging whore. No one cares what race she is. Russell Simmons dumping her ass was a sweet case of schadenfreude.

    Obisidian:

    —-Let me clear something up for you, little man.

    How many titles has Iverson won?

    That’s right.

    “as a lifelong Philadelphian and Sixers fan (until the end of the AI Era, at least).”

    —So we at least we know you’re unbiased and not an AI groupie.

    /sarcasm.

    “I’ve actually watched AI play, live, in his tip top prime. ”

    —You got a ticket to an NBA game?????????? HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT ONE?!

    “Talk about FAST, whooeee!”

    —A professional athlete, fast? Wow. Your professional scouting opinion on his speed really contracts my “spoiled ball hog” argument. I bow to your whoooeeee.

    “The ONLY Man to breakdown Michael Jordan’s ankles-and, keep in mind please, Jordan held the Mighty Vince Carter to less than 20 points in a game, at the ripe old age of 40. ”

    —Yes, the comparison being that in one game you saw, Michael Jordan, an old man, couldn’t contain a fast youngster, but Michael could contain an overrated crybaby like Vince.

    Your NBA logic is astounding. Please continue.

    “And while we’re on Jordan, lets get something else straight: in his finaly year as a player, with the Washington Wizards, Jordan was asked who were some of the biggest challenges in the NBA to him at that time. His response?”

    —So your argument about how good a player is based on what OTHER PLAYERS SAY OF HIM? Wait, last time I checked, Jordan is a horrible NBA executive, and most of the NBA has the IQ of chili. So while I would loved to have Jordan play on a team I like, I would never let him make personnel decisions. Like who the best player in the league is. Kwame Brown, anyone?

    “He said that Shaq was a big Man, but that he knew how to deal with him; that T-Mac could jump outta the gym; that Kobe was basically, more or less, a clone of himself; but that the one Man who couldn’t do anything with was ALLEN IVERSON: “he’s too small, too fast, he’s impossible to defend”.”

    –According to Obsidian, one player’s opinion=gold standard.

    “As Steve Nash if he would like to go one on one against AI.”

    —No thanks. I avoid the following types of people: 1) Canadians 2) NBA players 3) Betas like johnny five (smell like cabbage).

    “No one plays the Man close. Not after everyone around the World and Gamma Quandrant saw what happened to Jordan himself.”

    —You mean when jordan won 5498 NBA titles and Iverson choked in the clutch. but Iverson’s still the man.

    “No don’t get me wrong, Nash is a great player, especially for a White boy (just wish he’d get a haircut).”

    —-And you think kinda intelligently, especially for a typical black guy.

    “But he ain’t even in the same room as AI, and anyone who knows B-Ball will tell you that. ”

    –Translation: I think AI is great. Therefore, I am anyone who knows B-Ball.

    “Since you mentioned Shaq Diesel, some years back, *he* was asked, who he admired in the game at the time. His response: ALLEN IVERSON. Said he was the single toughest Man he’d ever ran ball with.”

    —Shaq. Shaq now makes personnel decisions? Last time I checked, Shaq pushed for Gary Payton and the Mailman. Result: clocks cleaned by the Pistons.

    Shaq is also a man who once said the Pythagorean theorem is unsolveable. And made Kazaam. Methinks brains aren’t his strong suit.

    “At about 5′10″ or so, AI shouldn’t even be on the court of Today’s NBA, let alone be a future Hall of Famer on it. The ONLY reason why the Sixers has gone to the NBA Finals (2000-2001) in more than a quarter century, since the Moses Malone-Dr. J Wera) is because of who?”

    —-Larry Brown. Whoops!

    I mean, are you really saying that because AI had one really good season, he is great? By your argument, Bill Walton’s great year with Trailblazers in 76-77makes him a world beater.

    Except, of course, Walton actually won the NBA title that year. Whoops.

    Don’t confuse a player getting hot for one year with his being up there with the greats. Simply because he’s your favorite player ever doesn’t mean squat.

    “it took Shaq AND Kobe to stop a seriously banged up AI.”

    —Because those two ignored the other four players on the court and concentrated solely on the squeky voiced little boy who never learned how to pass.

    “Dude’s a Warrior all day, everyday, ask anyone who’s actually played with or against him.”

    —When you go into night clubs and start shooting people, you tend to be viewed as a viscious sociopath, yes.

    “Even now, on the twilight of his career, he’s good for what, 25, 30 points a night? Even 20. That’s saying a lot from a little guy like AI. ”

    —Says even more that, in a sport like basketball, where one player can turn a team from a joke into a contender (LeBron James, Shaq, etc.), AI’s only been to the finals once and has never won.

    I repeat: AI is ball hogging spoiled little kid who is overrated. He can’t win in the clutch and never could.

    Just wanted to clear the air a bit.

    The Obsidian

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  87. on January 28, 2009 at 12:09 pm Obsidian

    *Note to Dave Alex*
    You may have noticed that aside from myself, several other gentlemen of the forum, who have stated a particular liking for the Female to wear socks during coitus. I mention this in relation to recent discussions we’ve had on the nature of your sexual turnons, and your notions that they were somehow unusual or beyond the pale for a Female to accomodate. I think it safe to say that the men mentioned would agree, that if they made it known to their lovers that it turned them on to don socks before having sex those Women would do it with glee.

    My point? Actually, its twofold:

    One: that “fetishes” such as a Woman wearing socks, or in your case a Woman made up to look like a Pornstar, are hardly unusual. In fact, its quite common.

    And Two: that if you learn and then apply Solid Game and Fundamentally Sound Wood to your Target, she will be elated to please you per your specifications. This I impart to you and all other Men in the Round checking it out. You take it from me, son-I have marked this.

    Amin.

    The Obsidian

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  88. on January 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm tokyojesusfist

    Ktulah:

    Some “vapid cunts” carry knives, dumbass.

    Extremely unlikely.

    It doesn’t matter what you think of her looks or her luck if you attack her. You’re just meat at that point.

    Contrary to popular belief, weapons don’t come with a magical “I Win” button on them.

    If she’s butch enough to throw a drink on you, she’s probably aggressive enough to stab you, or she knows people who are, and you should just take your stupid ass home.

    Is this some bizarre feminist fantasy world you’re describing?

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  89. on January 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm kthulah

    Tokyo and the rest of you, if your daddy didn’t teach you close quarters combat, then it’s not my job to do it. Go out there, talk some crap, get drinks poured on you, retaliate and well…come back and tell me how it went.

    Heheheheh…

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  90. on January 28, 2009 at 2:32 pm Lupo

    Cthulhu:
    “A little pumice stone and some tea tree oil lotion, guys.”

    Hey fatbody; once you gave up the battle of the bulge, you forfeit your right to an opinion on something like the condition of a man’s feet. You’d be lucky if any man were able to consume enough viagra without dying to be able to raise his gerbil enough to stick it in your cavernous stink hole.

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled fantasies about cutting men up in nightclubs.

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  91. on January 28, 2009 at 2:40 pm gig

    I have never seen a girl throw a drink in a guy in my life, nor have I heard about it happening even to my friends’ friends’. In 8-9 years since I started going out at night. Never

    I am not from the US, OK. But even considering this, Ktullah either goes to really nasty places or has a fantasy about men – who reject her due to obscure reasons – being humiliated in public and adding to their humiliations through uber-beta attitudes.

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  92. on January 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm kthulah

    Lupo, you wanna have a catfight too?

    Stand in line behind the rest of the girls then.

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  93. on January 28, 2009 at 2:51 pm kthulah

    Heheheh…keep puffing, bitches. It’s cute.

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  94. on January 28, 2009 at 2:51 pm lurker

    Any man who pumices his feet or uses something called “tea tree oil lotion” deserves to end up with a warpig like kthulah.

    That being said, let’s admit that kthulah will never give up this ghost because she goes to violent black night clubs, which, as all black people will always claim, are 1000 times more violent and murderous than normal nigthclubs and we’d better watch our white asses if we show up there because they’re all going to go beat us up because black people are all tougher than white people.

    I swear, the saddest part is not that kthulah exaggerates her shit to the nth degree, its that lots of white people believe this crap. then again, lots of white people believe NWA was really tough and that snoop doggy dog is an ok guy and that black men are more masculine based on media images, so I suppose she figures this lie ain’t that much different.

    Speaking of which, i think I met warpig’s future husband yesterday: at a restaurant during lunch, I overheard some man, about 30, proclaim that he wanted to move out of the city, but, and I quote, “I have a cat.” And yes, he was straight ( was talking about ex-gfs)

    I nearly choked on the steak. He was straight and had a cat. What is more, he was basing his life decisions around his cat.

    Clearly this loser pumices his feet with tea tree oil lotion. And likes his women with big clits. Warpig, you should move to nyc.

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  95. on January 28, 2009 at 2:55 pm kthulah

    Lurker, were you trembling with excitement while you typed that?

    LOL!

    Rowr! Ftt! Ftt!

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  96. on January 28, 2009 at 2:59 pm lurker

    not as much as you, sweet cheeks.

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  97. on January 28, 2009 at 3:00 pm lurker

    don’t pull your “knife” on me, warpig. I might get “stabbed” for calling you fat.

    /sarcasm

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  98. on January 28, 2009 at 3:00 pm tokyojesusfist

    ktulah:

    Tokyo and the rest of you, if your daddy didn’t teach you close quarters combat, then it’s not my job to do it. Go out there, talk some crap, get drinks poured on you, retaliate and well…come back and tell me how it went.

    Heheheheh…

    What are you talking about? And are you seriously deluded enough to think that the average woman has any chance of defeating the average man in a fight?

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  99. on January 28, 2009 at 3:07 pm kthulah

    Lurker, I’m not the one calling people warpigs and arguing that they’re wrong about how to handle a volatile situation or take care of feet because they’re fat.

    Now, it’s not rocket science that some people are a bit more emotionally invested and irrational in this than I am.

    I conceeded that if someone felt they were in absolutely no danger from retaliating against a woman who mildly inconvenienced them, then by all means they should do what they thought best. Just because I think it’s crazy to start barfights or do things that might start them, doesn’t mean that it actually is.

    Maybe I’m just paranoid, right?

    Even I know the limits of online communication. Some people can’t learn except on their own hospital bed.

    Fine.

    …but I’m not going to lose my cool just because someone disagrees with me. So maybe I am a warpig and more man than you and some other guys here.

    That’s prolly not something you should be proud of.

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  100. on January 28, 2009 at 3:10 pm kthulah

    Tokyo, in the bubble you and apparently some other guys live in here, women are all fragile flowers who couldn’t hurt a fly.

    :: Jedi had wave ::

    “Irrelevent and incoherent…”

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  101. on January 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm lurker

    “Now, it’s not rocket science that some people are a bit more emotionally invested and irrational in this than I am.”

    –said the warpig threatening people with knives at clubs. or pretending to in her own little mind.

    “Some people can’t learn except on their own hospital bed.”

    —hahaha. stop it, tubby, you’re killing me.

    “So maybe I am a warpig and more man than you and some other guys here.

    That’s prolly not something you should be proud of.”

    —I’m never really concerned when a woman who makes China fromt he WWE seem feminine starts talking about cutting me.

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  102. on January 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm tokyojesusfist

    You’re the one who’s living in a bubble. The average woman is no match for the average man. That’s just a fact of life.

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  103. on January 28, 2009 at 3:22 pm kthulah

    Tokyo, who is talking about a fight between a man and a woman?

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  104. on January 28, 2009 at 3:23 pm kthulah

    Lurker, who was talking about cutting you?

    Are you crazy or just stupid?

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  105. on January 28, 2009 at 3:27 pm kthulah

    Jeebus…see, this is why you’re bitches:

    1. A woman herself being a psychobitch was only one of the possibilities. It may not be the most likely, but you should probably suspect the sanity of a woman who is going to throw a drink on you instead of say, walking away.

    2. The more likely possibility, if she throws the drink on you and walks away is that you will have to either;

    a. Yell something at her as she walks away, which she probably won’t hear if the music is loud.

    or b. block her exit.

    at which point some male she is hanging there with, or the security guard is going to make sure doesn’t continue.

    At that point, you will not be an average man having a fight with an average woman. You will be the dumbass facing down an angry defending MALE.

    Got it?

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  106. on January 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm tokyojesusfist

    ktulah:

    Tokyo, who is talking about a fight between a man and a woman?

    We are.

    2. The more likely possibility, if she throws the drink on you and walks away is that you will have to either;

    False dilemma.

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  107. on January 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm lurker

    “Are you crazy or just stupid?”

    —I used to ask this about women all the time. Now I know: it’s both.

    “Got it?”

    —That you’re a crazy psychobotch who threatens men with a knife at clubs, and then, when called on this, try to move the goalposts and say that its the bouncer (note: “security guard”-how cute) who’s going to…what? Pull the slapjack out, stevie ray?

    I got it, monique. we all got it.

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  108. on January 28, 2009 at 3:40 pm kthulah

    Tokyo, the guy who started this discussion was in a situation where a girl poured a drink on him. He wanted to know what was a good response for this.

    I told him to let it go because some people are crazy, and you don’t know who she knows.

    What is so fucking wrong with that?

    Let the petty shit go. It’s not worth losing your life over…or any teeth for that matter.

    If you think it is, then hey, who am I to tell you what your life should be worth? If you value your life though, you’ll let that kind of shit go. Go home and sleep it off.

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  109. on January 28, 2009 at 3:44 pm MarkD

    That being said, let’s admit that kthulah will never give up this ghost because she goes to violent black night clubs, which, as all black people will always claim, are 1000 times more violent and murderous than normal nigthclubs and we’d better watch our white asses if we show up there because they’re all going to go beat us up because black people are all tougher than white people.

    Even in this upstate NY, smallish city, the dead people outside black bars, clubs, after hours establishments are predominately blacks done in by other blacks. It might not be 1000 times more violent, but it is definitely more violent than “normal” places.

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  110. on January 28, 2009 at 3:44 pm kthulah

    Lurker, I have never threatened anyone with a knife.

    You’re becoming frantic, and it’s a little disturbing.

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  111. on January 28, 2009 at 3:56 pm lurker

    “If she’s butch enough to throw a drink on you, she’s probably aggressive enough to stab you”

    —trust me, fatbody, when I say that denial just ain’t a rive in Egypt.

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  112. on January 28, 2009 at 4:10 pm tokyojesusfist

    ktulah:

    What is so fucking wrong with that?

    It’s hyperbole. You live in some feminist fantasy land where women all have grrl power and katanas hidden in their purses.

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  113. on January 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm kthulah

    Lurker, I extend the same invitation to escalate an already stupid situation to you, as I did to the rest of the keyboard heroes.

    …and by the way, the last bar fight I was in was this past Friday. If you’d like confirmation from witnesses of how it went down, post on my Facebook wall.

    It was with a man.

    I have no regrets for not being an average woman. The average woman I was defending was about to get herself sexually assaulted.

    Tell me again how fat I am, and how this makes me somehow unworthy.

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  114. on January 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm kthulah

    Tokyo, you’ve got it all wrong.

    I AM the feminist fantasy.

    …funny that I’m not a feminist. Not being a feminist is why I got into martial arts, and practiced fighting with my male friends without overly restrictive rules, until I knew what I was doing.

    I respect men…the good and the bad. So I figured that if I wanted to be viewed as and treated as a woman worthy to stand beside a man, it would behoove me to be the kind of woman who’d have his back, not to stab him in it.

    I don’t expect the guys here to appreciate that. Strength, honor, and loyalty mean nothing to you if the woman isn’t “hot”, and by hot, that has to mean 100 lbs. soaking wet, and either blonde or Asian.

    Well…fuck you. I don’t need your approval to be who I am.

    So you can keep the hate parade going…all by your bitch selves.

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  115. on January 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm Seeking Alpha

    Not to take sides. Tokyo is an idiot and you say occasionally sensible things and live in Israel. But if it pisses you off, you are bringing it on yourself by hanging out here.

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  116. on January 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm tokyojesusfist

    What the fuck are you talking about?

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  117. on January 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm tokyojesusfist

    ^ @ kthulah

    But Seeking Alpha, how exactly does posting factual information make someone an idiot?

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  118. on January 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm lurker

    Warpig:

    “and by the way, the last bar fight I was in was this past Friday…It was with a man.”

    —So you admit that you are one of those butch agressive rags who threaten men at night clubs with knives. Thanks, fattie.

    “The average woman I was defending was about to get herself sexually assaulted.”

    –Translation: Some smooth brother was hitting on my lipstick bitch. Damnit, respect the vajayjay!

    ” post on my Facebook wall.”

    —-Ah, a Facebook fight. Can I send you a video on myspace as well?

    “Tell me again how fat I am, and how this makes me somehow unworthy.”

    —Oh, you’re not just fat. You’re also: loud, obnoxious, stupid, lying, theiving, and ugly. Also, with 2 ex-husbands: damaged goods.

    Enjoy irrelevance, worthless.

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  119. on January 28, 2009 at 4:52 pm Seeking Alpha

    That she lives in a feminist fantasy is (hyperbolic) opinion, not fact. That people here don’t use alpha/beta properly is (unsubstantiated) opinion, not fact. That the only women guys like Roissy or Roosh can pick up are vapid sluts is opinion, not fact.

    You’re clearly an overly logical nerd who knows nothing about women, has never been laid, and prefers to attack strawmen arguments rather than have an actual discussion.

    I can certainly relate to being overly logical (most of us here are), but that your arguments have so little basis in fact, while at the same time posing as an overly logical person, is a very weird disconnect. It’s a combination of two bad traits. Better to be overly logical and appear less analytical than to pose as overly logical while talking like an idiot.

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  120. on January 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm Obsidian

    *Sigh again*

    Gotta take Nicole’s side on this one, fellas. Earlier this month, while hanging w/friends, a firefight came *this close* to jumping off at a bar we were chilling at. It was over a girl. Happens all the time in the hood.

    I’ve seen Women stomp men in the street, too. There are some TOUGH Broads out there, make no mistake about it. Never happened to me of course, but I have seen it and it ain’t pretty.

    In the future, I would simply say to Alpine, just follow the advice previously given. If she ain’t feeling what you’re saying within about 10 minutes, play it cool and eject. Simple as that. Don’t try to do the high flying stuff. Keep your Game simple and to the point, solid and fundamental.

    And Lurker, when you actually know something about basketball, and can discuss it intelligently sans the feeble attempts at playing the dozens, holla. Im looking forward to that discussion.

    O

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  121. on January 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm Chuck

    Kthulah,

    Let’s take a step from the realm of possiblity in which you are making your arguments into the realm of probability.

    I mean it’s *possible* that you may cause an actual man to get an erection, but *probable*: no.

    Anyway, it’s always possible that we may make a remark to a woman of connection. It’s possible that she may have a knife, machete, or side arm. When people address situations where a drink is thrown on them by a woman, they have to play the odds. Odds are she’s a vapid, spoiled cunt. Odds are, you don’t have to worry about getting shanked. Odds are, if we’re approaching her w/ the flimsiets bit of game, she’s not a disgutingly obese warpig causing fear of bodily harm.

    I mean, you can come up with any hyperbole you want with which a man should fear retaliating against this woman. She could *possibly* be an alien. Who knows? Most guys would take their environment into consideration. If I go into a known Asian gang bar in my town, I’m not going to be hitting on women in the first place in order to have a drink thrown in my face. If I go to the local college campus bar, I’m not so hesitant to retaliate.

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  122. on January 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm kthulah

    Chuck, I don’t need your permission to breathe either.

    So off you go to the suck a dick line there to the left.

    Go on, bitch.

    [PLEASE STOP FEEDING THE INSANE LOSER TROLL. BY ORDER OF MANAGEMENT]

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  123. on January 28, 2009 at 6:18 pm Chuck

    Obsidian / Lurker:

    Are you guys arguing about the best talent in the league or the best team player?

    At one time, AI was top 5 best talents in the league, but he’s never cemented his position as a winner. If you value street ballers who can break another guy’s ankles and score profusely, AI’s your guy; if you want someone who can do those things and still make his team win, he’s not.

    For the record he’s only good for about 18 points a game this year, and the Nuggets have benefitted more than the Pistons from his trade. The guy just isn’t suited for winning championships. He’s not a leader in the lockerroom. For a point guard he’s averaged a measly 6 dishes per game. He got to the Finals in 00-01 partly due to a weak Eastern Conference.

    Also, MJ may have said that about AI, but he has also said in the past that former Piston’s guard Joe Dumars was the only defender who could shut him down. Dumars was a really good player, but he was never one of the best in the league. MJ accolades don’t make great players.

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  124. on January 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm Lisa

    “I wouldn’t have sex if I was having a rough heels day.”

    See this is what I’m talking about. Women preparing for sex spend a ridiculous amount of time and effort orchestrating all the bodily minutiae that frankly doesn’t in any way contribute to the actual sex act. But because of all of the time spent, they will naturally get offended if you as a man do not fully undress for sex and that includes your feet. I do not condone this line of reasoning but there you go.

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  125. on January 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm bds

    Obsidian, AI is a clown, was overrated by persons like yourself who saw only his possibilities and not his reality. He never lived up to his hype.

    That’s 3 against one, man.

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  126. on January 28, 2009 at 7:00 pm bds

    Lisa….marry me?

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  127. on January 29, 2009 at 6:26 am tokyojesusfist

    Seeking Alpha:

    That she lives in a feminist fantasy is (hyperbolic) opinion, not fact.

    Have you actually read any of her posts?

    That people here don’t use alpha/beta properly is (unsubstantiated) opinion, not fact.

    And likewise, have you read this blog in any detail? People just randomly use those words to bolster whatever opinion or agenda they’re pushing.

    That the only women guys like Roissy or Roosh can pick up are vapid sluts is opinion, not fact.

    Do you read anything that’s posted here? Not a day goes by without roissy posting his latest story about picking up some worthless slut.

    You’re clearly an overly logical nerd who knows nothing about women, has never been laid, and prefers to attack strawmen arguments rather than have an actual discussion.

    And you’re substituting “ha ha you can’t get laid” bullshit for real arguments. Are you twelve years old or something?

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  128. on January 29, 2009 at 6:59 am kthulah

    TJF says, “Not a day goes by without roissy posting his latest story about picking up some worthless slut.”

    Look, I can’t say I have any particular love for Roissy, but just as he and you shouldn’t talk trash about men I’ve dated who you’ve never met, it’s equally punk assed for you to talk trash about women he’s dated who you’ve never met.

    I try to keep my assumptions about them *relative to him*, and based specifically on their behavior (which is only being described from his side but still), not make a moral judgement about them. I have the distinct impression that he *prefers* balanced to very assertive women, but he *dates* women who don’t challenge him, on purpose.

    Non challenging, frail women aren’t necessarily worthless sluts. They’re just maybe not your type, which just makes them worthless to you.

    Now, you’re welcome to your opinion, and so is he, but it is just an opinion.

    Whatever problems the man may have, handing over his paycheck to hoes isn’t one of them. Nor is tolerating any of their bullshit games, jumping through any hoops, or otherwise making a whore of himself. He may be a bit of a slut in my opinion, but that’s only because, as some of you have more harshly worded it, I’m…not an average woman. So my perception of him is going to be different from someone who could view him as a potential protector or predator.

    …but you know what? It’s all good to me. I can give as good as I get, and at the end of the day, others’ opinions here take nothing away from me.

    I do however, try to learn something with my time here. You probably should too. If it’s not giving you something, there’s no point to your being here, unless you’re just here to put people down, which is wuss like, in my opinion.

    As for me living in a feminist fantasy world, as I’ve mentioned before, I’ve been online since there was an online to be on. I’m from the “generation” of internet users who used the net to enhance our real lives, not to replace them. So I’ve always lived my life on the face.

    Facebook is the best place I know to tell someone to look if they want to really get to know me, and get feedback from other people who have known me since junior high. Anybody who doubts my “street cred” can just go there, browse, and have fun.

    If you’re not willing to get the information that you’re lacking about my real life, and just want to spew lies all day then hey, I can’t stop you from making a fool of yourself.

    …but again, it takes nothing from me. It just makes you look like a pussy who likes to lie about people you don’t know.

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  129. on January 29, 2009 at 8:00 am PA

    And you’re substituting “ha ha you can’t get laid” bullshit for real arguments. Are you twelve years old or something?

    That’s not really what he’s doing. He’s operating under an impression, based on your style and content, that you probably have the kind of personality that isn’t best suited to meeting and understanding women.

    I have the same impression of you as well. One can tell a lot about a person even in a disembodying medium like blog comments. Personality can’t help but insist on revealing itself.

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  130. on January 29, 2009 at 8:47 am Spike

    PA:

    You seem like a damn shrewd reader of people. From your personal history, you probably have honed that skill to a sharp edge over the years. I shudder to think of what your assessment of the man behind my little games is like.

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  131. on January 29, 2009 at 9:03 am Gordan

    Wow… so much anger directed at what is, after all, sound advice.

    If you’re a man and you’re involved in a confrontation with a woman, you’re PRESUMED to be the aggressor. Period. Of all the places in the world, one would assume that this blog, with its constant whining about how this society is stacked up against men’s interests, ought to agree on this one.

    People who didn’t witness how it all started, but did witness how it ended, will presume this. The police will presume this. Heck, even the people who did witness the woman make the first aggressive move will probably presume that you did something that they didn’t see. It takes a lot to overcome this presumption, even if the woman happens to be a known psycho who also lifts weights and has a couple of pounds on you.

    Now, you can froth at the mouth about the injustice of it all, and I’ll readily agree with you. The difference is: you can bitch about it from outside a jail cell, or you can bitch about it from inside a jail cell. The best thing is to run away, if that is at all possible.

    Now, if, for some reason, it’s not possible… godspeed.

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  132. on January 29, 2009 at 9:12 am tokyojesusfist

    ktulah:

    Look, I can’t say I have any particular love for Roissy, but just as he and you shouldn’t talk trash about men I’ve dated who you’ve never met, it’s equally punk assed for you to talk trash about women he’s dated who you’ve never met.

    His descriptions provide enough information.

    Non challenging, frail women aren’t necessarily worthless sluts. They’re just maybe not your type, which just makes them worthless to you.

    Where did I say anything about non-challenging, frail women?

    Whatever problems the man may have, handing over his paycheck to hoes isn’t one of them. Nor is tolerating any of their bullshit games, jumping through any hoops, or otherwise making a whore of himself.

    That’s exactly what he’s doing, and like all PUAs he just doesn’t realize it.

    As for me living in a feminist fantasy world, as I’ve mentioned before, I’ve been online since there was an online to be on. I’m from the “generation” of internet users who used the net to enhance our real lives, not to replace them. So I’ve always lived my life on the face.

    Using the Internet doesn’t mean you aren’t delusional.

    PA:

    That’s not really what he’s doing. He’s operating under an impression, based on your style and content, that you probably have the kind of personality that isn’t best suited to meeting and understanding women.

    Which is irrelevant to the discussion.

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  133. on January 29, 2009 at 9:20 am Seeking Alpha

    Which is irrelevant to the discussion.

    The overarching theme of your comments here are that the stuff Roissy preaches only works on dumb sluts, and that worthwhile girls wouldn’t fall for it. The underlying assumption of all your comments rests on this shaky foundation. That the engineer of this foundation is an angry virgin is quite relevant.

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  134. on January 29, 2009 at 10:16 am kthulah

    TJF, I respectfully disagree with your labelling PUA’s as whores. I can see how, if you define that as someone who’s fiending for sex and doesn’t care who with, that you’d be confused about this, but men and women are different. They have a different investment in both the sex act and the possible consequences. Equal perhaps, but very very different.

    So a woman who exchanges sex or sexual attention for money or some kind of status or attention to men who’d otherwise have no interest in her, is a whore, but a man who does the same well…in most societies he’d fail at this. The male equivalent of a whore would be the man on the other side of that equation: the one who gives up his hard won resources for sex or sexual attention from someone who’d otherwise have no interest in him.

    It is my belief that what repels most women about beta (follower/relative social or hierarchical subordinate) type men is their penchant for being manwhores. Just because you’re not rich or famous or the most popular guy around doesn’t mean you deserve to be treated like a bitch. When you stop believing that, others will stop believing it about you.

    I believe that if they stop behaving like manwhores, or what I like to call bitches, that’s most of the attraction issue solved right there. The rest is deprogramming from pedestalizing women, especially assertive and hot women…both of whom will often use and abuse a guy with any manwhore/bitch tendencies.

    In a sense, you’re kind of using me for target practice. I hope that this will help you to improve your ability to argue effectively with assertive women offline. Some of them are indeed living in a feminist fantasy world, and have never been struck by a man, much less defended themselves effectively. Some who have been abused by men, learned the wrong lesson from it. They’re obsessed about the guy who attacked them, and forgetting about the guys who lifted them onto the gurney, examined them, gave them stitches, all the dudes they ever met who *didn’t* abuse them, etc.

    In my opinion, not all PUA’s are ethical, but none of the ones who balances their newfound knowledge of social interaction with their own desires and true selves, is a whore. A good PUA is the opposite of a manwhore.

    He’s a guy doing what he does to get what he wants. Who are either of us to say he shouldn’t want what he wants, as long as there’s informed consent?

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  135. on January 29, 2009 at 11:47 am tokyojesusfist

    Seeking Alpha:

    The overarching theme of your comments here are that the stuff Roissy preaches only works on dumb sluts, and that worthwhile girls wouldn’t fall for it. The underlying assumption of all your comments rests on this shaky foundation.

    It’s not a shaky foundation, it’s just true.

    That the engineer of this foundation is an angry virgin is quite relevant.

    I’m not angry about anything, and trying to change the subject just shows how weak your position is.

    ktulah:

    TJF, I respectfully disagree with your labelling PUA’s as whores. I can see how, if you define that as someone who’s fiending for sex and doesn’t care who with, that you’d be confused about this, but men and women are different. They have a different investment in both the sex act and the possible consequences. Equal perhaps, but very very different.

    roissy may think that he isn’t jumping through hoops, but this is an illusion. Anyone who plays the game is jumping through hoops with no end in sight.

    In a sense, you’re kind of using me for target practice. I hope that this will help you to improve your ability to argue effectively with assertive women offline.

    You’re not assertive, you’re just crazy in the coconut. And don’t worry about my arguing abilities; unlike me, 99% of the population (that includes “assertive women”) couldn’t win a debate against a coma patient.

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  136. on January 29, 2009 at 1:04 pm Seeking Alpha

    TJF

    This is pretty simple. You’re judging what does or doesn’t work on girls. If you were a virgin, then your ability to judge would be nil.

    Do you agree that a virgin probably isn’t very knowledgeable about picking up girls? Is that not self-evident?

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  137. on January 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm kthulah

    TJF, what do you think game is?

    …and please be careful where you plant your flag on the crazy issue. Roissy thinks I’m crazy too, for the same reasons you do.

    This tells me you’re not so far apart in mentality as you think you are.

    The difference is that he’s at least doing something. It’s better to search for truth, even if it takes you down a wild path, than to sit on your hands waiting for the chick fairy to leave a hot babe under your pillow or something.

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  138. on January 29, 2009 at 2:08 pm Lupo

    “Wow… so much anger directed at what is, after all, sound advice.”

    Yes: don’t talk to women who outweigh you in bars, unless you want a go at the bean dip. If you must, do endeavor to be polite, as the lard-botty might, in fact, have a knife, and be an angry blubber orc who hasn’t seen a tumescent penis outside of pornography in the better part of a decade. She may also be a scary gangster whose daddy will give you cement overshoes. You may also be hit on the noggin by a meteor, so do wear a helmet. I prefer tinfoil.

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  139. on January 29, 2009 at 2:17 pm Gordan

    Lupo,

    I suggest lithium, rather than tin, as a remedy for what apparently ails you.

    If you survive until adulthood, you’ll understand.

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  140. on January 29, 2009 at 2:46 pm Anonymous

    tjf: “And are you seriously deluded enough to think that the average woman has any chance of defeating the average man in a fight?”

    I think part of kthulah’s point is this: merely by a cursory glance, you have no reliable way of knowing if any given woman is average, as far as being able to defend herself is concerned. Nor if she is in the company of a guy (or guys) with a hair-trigger temper.

    Underestimate strangers at your own peril, basically.

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  141. on January 29, 2009 at 3:44 pm tokyojesusfist

    Seeking Alpha:

    This is pretty simple. You’re judging what does or doesn’t work on girls. If you were a virgin, then your ability to judge would be nil.

    I’ve never said game doesn’t work.

    Do you agree that a virgin probably isn’t very knowledgeable about picking up girls? Is that not self-evident?

    That’s not what this is about. You’re trying to change the subject.

    ktulah:

    TJF, what do you think game is?

    It’s a game with two teams playing under an arbitrary set of rules.

    The difference is that he’s at least doing something. It’s better to search for truth, even if it takes you down a wild path, than to sit on your hands waiting for the chick fairy to leave a hot babe under your pillow or something.

    I once again have no idea what you’re talking about.

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  142. on January 29, 2009 at 10:08 pm Amanda

    least sexy quote of the day:

    “So maybe I am a warpig and more man than you and some other guys here.”

    thanks, ktulah.

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  143. on January 31, 2009 at 2:10 am expats get the hotties

    Amy grunted: “I don’t know why I hate it, I just do. ”

    That’s why men should never ask a women what she wants. You have no clue. As a race, you are incapable of introspection. Because the best lier believes her own lies – it would be a disadvantage to you to know why you want what you want. Then you might be tempted to expain your real motivations, which would lose you control of the situation.

    Women don’t do conversation on the internet with men very well, if at all. It’s hard to gossip when you leave a trail.

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  144. on August 13, 2009 at 11:57 am thimblecricket

    I don’t think most of the girls in my generation (mid-20s and under) care about this anymore. We’re more likely to be sporting thigh-high red socks ourselves than complaining.

    From another direction, I think it could fall under the quickie catagory and it’s a common misconception that girls don’t love that.

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  145. on August 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm aoefe

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4111360.stm?lsm

    “When they gave the couples socks to wear, about 80% of the couples were able to achieve orgasm compared with 50% previously in this staged environment.”

    Sex is for pleasure right? Well if as this study points out socks increase orgasmic pleasure by 30% then damn well wear socks!

    I’d actually heard of this study last year and my bf and I decided to see if it was true. I found sex just as good without, but heck he was a pretty good lover.

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  146. on January 19, 2010 at 11:58 am 2OOBIE

    Funny…funny post…bookmarked..Thx!

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  147. on April 26, 2010 at 2:01 pm Rob

    As soon as you’re done, you can throw on your shoes and bolt out the door!

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