I have found the perfect cologne: Armani Attitude
It’s got a manly earthy undertone with a powerful musk oxen finish. I like to spritz a little on my crotch. A man with genitals as regal as mine deserves the finest perfumes.
“Did you spray cologne down here?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“I think you’ve answered that.”
“Well, it does smell pretty good.”
“A boner bouquet.”
I think I’m onto something. I’m going to market a crotch cologne called “Eau de Another Woman’s Vaj Juice On My Dick”. It’ll be like catnip to the ladies.
cologne on the balls? a little too, well, Bravo network, in my opinion. could there be a more metrosexual idea? But, whatever works. if the ladies dig it, the proof of the perfume is in the sucking. however, the other-woman’s-vag scent might be more catfights than catnip.
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Cole me on the panny stine, Baby!
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http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/riskay/smell_yo_dick.html
Sepatown!
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I rub a pocket square all over my crotch before putting it in my jacket.
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carolina herrera 212 for men
this is the only case where I kissed a girl exclusively because of the cologneI used. The toilets were downstairs, and I was returning to the dancefloor while a group of girls was going the opposite direction when one of those asked who was using such a nice cologne. I came to her and said that it was me and the name of the cologne was Avanço, a prole cologne whose TV commercial features a beta who uses Avanço and then girls just throw themselves at him. She laughed and I got approval seal from her friends.
The thing about 212 for men is its capacity to withstand the weather. I was living in Rio at the time, and when going out on summer, using colognes seems pointless unless you get straight from the air-conditioned car to the air condicioned club, without a line. 212 is able to allow you to stand in the line for an hour and in that night it even rained, and the smell remained
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True story: I once made out with a girl while having the smell of another girl’s vagina on my face—I had just gotten done eating her out.
Second girl got pissy, and then proceeded to go home with me.
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Wow, how little I knew back when I was young. I figured that a quick shower after banging the girl I was cheating with was actually necessary before a date with my GF. Who knew?
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Roiss, the first guy that markets a men’s cologne that smells like a ravaged pussy is going to pocket some some serious coin.
A while back, while still reeking of my date’s crotch, I rolled out of the sack w/o showering/shaving and into one of my local diners for breakfast. The warm reaction I received from TWO waitresses that morning was affirmation of the power of another woman’s poon scent. Different from what I usually experience when sitting at the counter all clean and spiffy.
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That’s the smell of desire….
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obsidian will hate the black bottle
is smaller than the
white box
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It’s a good idea.
Two notes of caution:
Right after putting cologne on your balls, you’ll experience a cool-burning feeling which might be uncomfortable for a short period of time (mmm, I think I just came up with a business idea).
Pf course, never do it right after shaving the balls. Wait at least a day.
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I use Armani eau pour homme. I’ll have to check out Attitude.
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Cologne + balls = Fag.
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A pal of mine (former roomate) got a blow job from a drunk chick (they were both drunk), and she had chewing gum in her mouth. She was apparently so out of it she just stuck out her tongue and put the gum in his pubic hair and kept on sucking his dick.
He drives home (drunk), and his girlfriend shows up unexpectedly just as he arrives. He goes to the bathroom, thinking that he has to perform for her, or she will know he just got some action, because he was always up and ready for it. In the bathroom, still drunk, he notices while he is peeing that there is chewing gum in his pubic hair. So there he is, with fingernail clippers trying to cut it out (drunk). He cuts to much off one side, giving it a “bad haircut” effect. Luckily she didn’t notice. I always thought that one (he had tons of stories related to his ridiculous pussy-juggling escapades) was quite funny.
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Cologne directly on the balls means a sour taste in your mouth if you happen to lick them, worse than ballsweat in my opinion.
Cologne -around- the balls, but not anywhere a girl would put her mouth, is significantly better.
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How did I know Poetry of Flesh would be the only female to comment on this?
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Because I’m a (usually) delightful whore?
Or you have psychic powers.
Possibly both. I don’t pretend to understand the ways of this mysterious world.
Besides, I’m trying to save myself, and other girls, from experiencing cologne applied directly to the balls ever again. Consider it my good deed for the day.
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i seriously think poetry of flesh is actually a dude now
srsly
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dumb idea. i don’t even like wearing deodorant if i don’t absolutely need it. let that natural caveman musk do its magic.
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I once heard a story about a married guy who was driving home after having nailed his mistress, when he realized that he smelled of his perfume. He knew that his wife would be at home when he arrived and would be sure to notice the smell. There wasn’t time to stop and buy a change of clothes or clean himself in a public restroom sink. So what did he do (answer below)?
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He stopped at a self-service gas station and “accidentially” spilled some on his clothes. The smell of gas overpowered the smell of the perfume, and he had a good reason to quickly shower and change clothes when he got home.
Peter
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I sometimes splash a small amount of cologne on the pubes, so that when the woman’s nose is buried in them, she can experience a bit of olfactory pleasure in addition to that of having my cock down her throat. I’m just a caring guy that way. Are you listening, PoF?
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… after spilling gasoline all over his clothes, got into the car and drove off, and then took a long, deep, relaxing drag from his cigarette…
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poetry of flesh is either a full time hooker or an eventual hooker who does that Because she likes the art and needs the thrill
I am certain she has friends who are hookers.
how old are you, Poetry?
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[…] July 30, 2009 douchev I really enjoy telling other men who read my website about my penis and testicles and how they smell. Why? Because I’m SO FUCKING ALPHA. […]
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old spice “swagger” body spray!!!
// just kidding
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Gig,
I am in my mid-twenties, well past the age of attractiveness and desirability for a man of your caliber.
I do like the art of sex, of course, but the thrill… not so much. I so rarely find men that thrill me.
Hookers? No, not so much. I have a few friends who work in the sex industry, yes, but none of them work as hookers, call-girls, or anything of the like.
As for me, the closest thing I’ve come to selling my body is being a lifedrawing model. Thinking of taking that up again, actually, if my schedule allows for it.
Thank you for reminding me.
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psh. dontcha know nowadays
you can order those from any surgeon
so can a dewd
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“I’m glad you agree regarding the taste. I don’t completely agree regarding the balls, but it has been established that I’m much too devoted to the male gentilia for my own good.”
Indeed; there is nothing attractive about men below the waist.
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@ poetry
as long as the guy doesn´t know, being a hooker gives you an edge over him. don´t be shy, specially because we are coming to the conclusion that you are only slutty, probably the “good” girl among your circle of over-sexed friends
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Firepower:
FIX’D
If I am male, these are some very impressive *natural* moobs.
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Gig,
I’m oddly flattered, even if the conclusions being drawn are not entirely correct.
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Mandy….mandymandymandymandy…
:: aggressively wrestles down her Lesbian 10% that goes into autopilot let-me-introduce-you-to-my-boyfriend mode whenever she hears a girl say that penises are gross ::
Eh…nevermind.
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I for one, think that a male member and its respective counterparts are attractive. I like the taste. Something about the sweat makes it more erotic at times. (Note that there’s a distinction bewteen “sweaty” and “dirty”.) Maybe I’m just more visually stimulated by its association? Who knows?
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@ poetry
Given your own numbers of 70-80 sexual partners, you have had between 2 and 3 times as much as me.
What I don´t get is your turn-over. Even if you get banged by an alpha, do you simply send him away after, say, a month? Or you are unable to hold them?
PS: I won´t write following silly rules of the English language. It is stupid and reflects a beta language that both guys and girls “bang” each other. The Latin languages, which are alpha, recognize nature so we say “gig banged poetry” or “poetry got banged by gig”
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Indeed; there is nothing attractive about men below the waist
besides cooking, there two other abilities that women had in the past and whose disappearance is the root of so much unhappiness today
the abilities to keep their fucking eyes closed and the ability to fake orgasms
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Gig,
Your question is actually pretty easy to answer.
I did not always used to have the attitudes or standards that I do now. A large chunk of that 70-80 (which now I’m finding is probably closer to 70, because I sat down last week and tried to list from memory), happened between the ages of 16 and 19, sowing my wild oats and being an idiot. A very lucky idiot, all things considered.
Since then, I have had a few longish term relationships, as I mentioned. One just under a year, one just over, one closer to two years, and another just over two.
When I’m single, I go through, eh, somewhere between five to twelve partners a year. About a third of those I don’t bother to cultivate, just have them as one-nighters, and the rest I have for various lengths of time. Some last a few years, some a few months. I encourage them to date, encourage them to find girlfriends if they want a real relationship, so occasionally I lose them (though not their friendship) to that. Sometimes, I overbook myself, like I did last year, get stressed that I’m not getting enough alone time, and drop them all from bedroom-related activities.
I don’t cling to men I don’t plan on keeping, alpha or not. My acceptable dating pool is narrow, very few men fit my parameters. I’m not going to stop or discourage them from finding a girl that fits them, that will make them happy, that will give them the sexual commitment and romantic love that I will not.
Use the English language however you see fit. I’m fairly apathetic to making language “sexually equal”.
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@GhostofNicole:
what?
@gig:
Yeah, but back in the day, people didn’t do weird perversions of sex, like oral sex or anal sex.
@S:
Did you always feel that way (and by always I guess I mean from puberty onward)?
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@Mandy:
I can’t remember the first time I saw a realistic depiction of a penis, outside of a work of art and health class, but I’m pretty sure it was initially sort of alien-looking to me. But, I also felt the same way about female genitalia. I distinctly remember being attracted to male genitalia during my first sexual experience, which was at 16. So, yeah, I’d say my shift in perception occurred when I was around 15.
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Mandy, just so you know for the future, “Penises are (something negative),” is a well used Lesbian or bi curious mating call. You might not want to say it too often even if you think it’s true, unless you’re trying to find out who the Lesbians in your group are.
If you’re straight, but just not experienced enough to know the joys of the magic stick, just keep that opinion to yourself in public.
Besides, as I’ve learned, some guys really do have a kind of guilt about being male. Dissing the equipment comes off as misandrist, and only sows shame or anger, maybe both.
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@GhostofNicole:
“Mandy, just so you know for the future, “Penises are (something negative),” is a well used Lesbian or bi curious mating call. You might not want to say it too often even if you think it’s true, unless you’re trying to find out who the Lesbians in your group are.”
This would explain a lot.
“Besides, as I’ve learned, some guys really do have a kind of guilt about being male. Dissing the equipment comes off as misandrist, and only sows shame or anger, maybe both.”
I know; I’m not misandrist. I just can’t help it. I’m not a lesbian.
Now I feel weird. I thought this was normal.
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Although I’ve been rolling w/Obsession as my signature smell good of choice, I do experiment from time to time w/others as they come along, just to see what result I get. One of them has been Cordovan by Banana Republic. Not bad.
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weird perversions of sex, like oral sex or anal sex.
back in the day women didn´t have those two unnecessary holes for men, consumed by passion and love, to put their dicks into.
My acceptable dating pool is narrow, very few men fit my parameters and somewhere between five to twelve partners a year
how can someone hate women? you have the right age, your group of girlfriends is pure gold, you can dump me after one night and still convince yourself of your high standards and i could still show you to my colleagues without activating their hooker-radar
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Gig,
It’s not a matter of “high” standards.
It’s a matter of recognizing what works for me. Of looking at someone and knowing that forcing ongoing interactions, trying for a relationship, is a waste of time.
Or meeting someone and knowing that they’d make a good lover, but a long-term relationship wouldn’t work.
Or meeting someone and knowing that a long-term would work.
Not everyone has the same set of values or qualifications. I know you know this.
I certainly don’t blame you for your misogyny. It’s more understandable than anything.
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Mandy, it’s normal for someone who has only seen genitalia in an educational or incidental context to view them as ugly or unattractive as a toe or tongue.
In time, especially for those still in touch with nature and whatever spirit is, the genitals become as beautiful as their meaning.
Even from a scientific standpoint though, the human penis is a wonder of nature. Unlike in other animals, the human male doesn’t have a penile bone. Each erection is a kind of a special event, unique to men.
It is normal for women to say that penises are gross, but if your tone when saying that is sincere, it can be interpreted as something you might not have intended. So when you say that, add that your opinion will probably change when you’re married.
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Isn’t it that women find penises of men they are not attracted to gross?
I certainly find poontangs of women I am not attracted to gross.
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poetry
I don´t hate women, I love how you are able to rationalyze everything
You are the kind of girl that makes life easier. I jujst need one friend to kiss one of your friends sothat he can call me to meet him, your friend, and yourself. once you reach that level, it is certain that I will kiss you though sex is not assured
you don´t imagine how many women like you exist, and how easy you make life for guys
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About smells and men…since I started eating naturally, I’m very sensitive to and repelled by synthetic smells coming out of someone’s pores.
So eat well, and stay away from artificial flavors please. Aside of not getting the nose wrinkle from old broads like myself, you’ll smell more dominant.
As for extras, make sure that whatever you wear is a quality cologne, or better yet, oil. Have someone mix you a personal scent or “booster” that is compatible with your favorite scent from the shelf.
Arab scented oils are among the best, but there are some old witches in Washington state and Louisiana who give them a run for their money.
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Niche scent companies have been working for some time to manufacture synthetic copulins (the vaginal odor of an ovulating woman). So far it is a pale imitation of the real thing, but nonetheless somewhat effective.
Here is what an experienced poster on another board wrote (cops are short for copulins)
http://www.pheromonetalk.com/mens-pheromone-advice-tricks-tips/what-happens-if-guy-wears-copulins-651.html#post8624
“To answer your original question, before Ail hijacked the thread *AHEM!*, guys wearing copulins get one of three responses generally when they wear cops.
1. Girls/women get HOT and want to jump him, because they conclude he’s getting some, so he must have been approved by some woman, and they want some too..
2. Girls/women respond as if they have encountered a highly sexed (Alpha type) woman: competing, cattiness, but not arousal.
3. Girls/women avoid him, because they conclude he’s involved.
Naturally, being as sexy as I am, I get hot women humping my leg a lot over it.”
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Gig,
Honey, if you’re playing for kisses and -hoping- for sex, we’re playing entirely different games.
And, yes, while there are -many- women out there like me, you apparently have no idea how many more men there are out there like you. You guys become socially interchangable pieces because you’re so indistinguishable from each other.
It’s not meant to be an insult, it’s just a Gaussian distribution on a social level.
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Yesss! What a creative idea!
Too bad it was already written about (the “Private” brand of cologne) in a best-selling book, The Misfortune 500, by Bruce Nash and Allan Zullo.
Does Roissy have any original content to offer anymore?
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@ poetry
As long as the ratio isn’t any greater than 70:1, we’re still set.
guffaw!
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And then I facepalm.
Thanks, Epoxy.
Heheheheh.
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@PA:
“Isn’t it that women find penises of men they are not attracted to gross?
I certainly find poontangs of women I am not attracted to gross.”
Well, you see, that actually makes sense.
In my case though, it’s all.
But I’m sure my opinion will change as I grow older and get married. (Thanks Ghost of Nicole ;])
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@ ATC
Good artists borrow, great artists steal.
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poetry
I gave the beta bait and you bit it. I just needed you to say confirm that you are baninging guys that you consider socially interchangable pieces because you’re so indistinguishable from each other and this is why you keep changing partners. you can´t hold those you consider worthy
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“guys like me” don´t make your life easier, because they either do not commit to you or they are so far below your minimum threshold that you don´t even consider commitment
it is typical of sluts to compare sexual success of men and women, ignoring how harder it is for men to get laid and that even alphas face something between 50%-67% rejection rate in the first approach. do women suffer the same if they offer sex?
girls like you do make my lfe easier because you offer what \i want, no-strings-attached sex. a slutty group of friends makes life easier of an alpha group of buddies.
there is no analogy, the genders are not subsitutes, but complimentaries.
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Mandy XD–
Frankly Mandy, though you know I like you, I think you should feel a little weird about those ideas. It is strange for a post pubescent girl to not feel attracted to an erect cock (of decent or better size anyway.)
No I don’t think that’s normal. And yes that IS male off putting. Or anyway off putting of more alphaish males. Beta males will suck up to all kinds of things.
It is however more usual among those who have been religiously taught to regard sex with shame and even some aversion for the nitty gritty of it, as opposed to the love bonding sides of it. Which might well explain it.
I regard this as a decided downside of your religious chastity training, which is to be overcome. There are considerable upsides to it as well, in terms of your likely ability to pair bond compared to, e.g. Poetry in Flesh. (Who I feel no ill will towards and who I think could be a whole lot of fun to sex play and fuck buddy with.)
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S.-
“I for one, think that a male member and its respective counterparts are attractive. I like the taste. Something about the sweat makes it more erotic at times. ”
Proof positive that S. is the only real woman commenting on this blog.
If a woman really likes a man, she likes the way he smells when he sweats:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=birth-control-pills-affect-womens-taste
No surprise, birth control pills disable this vital female selection process.
Feminists fuck up everything.
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It’s already been done….
http://www.riechmichund.com/
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Gig, what I think Poetry is trying to say is that the anti bonding thing works both ways. Many other aspects of sexuality are gender specific, but bonding is a general human adaptation that goes far beyond sexuality.
It does indeed make both your lives easier that there are many people willing to have sex with no strings or shame.
Your life would also be easier if you lived in a pod and were provided nourishment through a tube, and your secretions carried away by another tube.
Casual sex is like tube feeding. In time you forget how to chew.
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@doug1:
“It is however more usual among those who have been religiously taught to regard sex with shame and even some aversion for the nitty gritty of it, as opposed to the love bonding sides of it. Which might well explain it.
I regard this as a decided downside of your religious chastity training, which is to be overcome.”
This is the thing: I’ve been a Christian for almost three years. I don’t have religious parents. And Christians, or at least those I Bible study with, don’t look down on sex outside of marriage; they do see it as part of loving and caring about one another.
Some of my Christian friends are more extreme than others, but most feel the same way I do. And I wonder if it isn’t the *religion* that is making us that way; I wonder if we are able to follow this “chastity training” because that is how we feel to begin with. It is easier for us to hold Christian ideals in regards to sex because that is how we’ve always felt, and that is how we feel now, and it is a justification for these (immature, prudish, or virtuous) feelings.
I’ve met guys with alpha-ish behavior who are Christians and attend the same church I’ve recently started attending. Two of them go around introducing themselves as “Danger” and “Sexy.”
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John Varvato’s original cologne is my personal favorite scent on a guy…not sure how I feel about cologne being on a guy’s balls though…?
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Mo “never do it right after shaving the balls. Wait at least a day”
=== Yeah, wait on the cologne. But of course you can slap on some aftershave right away.
PA “I certainly find poontangs of women I am not attracted to gross.”
=== Such as every photo Peter has ever linked to. BTW, I’m surprised Peter didn’t work in something about how the right perfume can enhance the aroma blend of a GNP.
I’ve found rubbing bubblegum down there drives girls wild. But only seems to work with the young ones.
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@LadyRaine:
Yes, I’ve read that something like only 20% of Playgirl’s readers are females.
I always thought my view was more popular because most girls I’ve met feel the same way I do.
The few that are screaming about the glories of cock are usually the biggest sluts imaginable or are trying to make themselves more appealing to men.
(S, that wasn’t thrown at you, you might generally like it, and maybe your attitudes about everything regarding sex are healthier than most of us here)
@AJTravis:
How is that proof that S is the only real woman on this blog? You post an article about sweat when we’re talking about penis? ok.
A woman doesn’t need to see a man’s penis to decide if he’s attractive or not. And she doesn’t need to give head to decide if she likes how her man smells after five hours of playing football with his friends. I know I don’t, at least.
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@Mandy:
I think I might be the anomaly? I’m not sure. I’ve had a couple girlfriends who didn’t think male junk was very attractive. A lot of women don’t watch or enjoy porn, but it does the trick for me. I think that’s indicative of visual stimulation. A bit of the attractiveness for male genitalia stems from intrigue too. I don’t posess it, so it’s a mere fascination with the mechanics of it. I don’t mean to sound sycophantic to any of the men here at all, but there’s some aspect of raw power that comes from a guy’s cock. It’s an active, versus passive, tool.
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””””””””PA
… after spilling gasoline all over his clothes, got into the car and drove off, and then took a long, deep, relaxing drag from his cigarette…”””””’
Fuck and Yea
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@Doug1:
Of course she’s an odd one, but so am I, and so are the people who surround me, apparently.
I don’t see how my thoughts about it are that weird for someone my age.
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Mandy!XD-
Do I really have to explain this?
You, LR, POF, et al, may have 2 X chromosomes, but you are girls.
S. is a woman.
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I’m not speaking for the others, but yes I’m a girl.
And I intend to stay that way for as long as possible.
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Roissy you have your own spoof site now! The person even ripped off the douchev/dooshv idea from those people who spoofed dcbachelor a few years ago: sofuckingalpha.blogspot.com
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Mandy says, “The few that are screaming about the glories of cock are usually the biggest sluts imaginable or are trying to make themselves more appealing to men.”
This is an unfortunate misperception.
A slut doesn’t have to scream about the glories of cock to be appealing for her purpose. The hoe flavored ones don’t even like sex. They’re just having sex for the side benefits like attention or other resources.
A girl who likes sex and thinks cocks, especially those of their boyfriends/husbands are beautiful, are showing symptoms of bonding capability, and should be strongly advised not to engage in any manner of slutty behavior. Better to pull your own plough and wait for a sturdy old donkey than to jump on the carousel.
One thing I advise my prodigies on, whether they’re more prudish or perky in style, is to get away from people who are negative about sex. The proper attitude for someone who intends to be a wife (legally or spiritually/family recognized, which for serious Christians are the same), is that their partner’s penis represents part of the creative force. Even if someone is a stone atheist, it’s at least the deliverer of sperm and pleasure, and should be taken seriously.
Valuing the penis is not about fetishizing it or viewing it as separate from the man. It’s about valuing it as you should every hair on his head. It’s also about respecting the fact that every man, whether you’re attracted to him or not, has a penis. It is not a toy, and not a tool with which he should be manipulated, and not some gross wart or something for which he deserves to be shamed simply because it is not useful to you.
If you respect it, you’ll attract guys who respect themselves. Dating guys who hate themselves is a fate worse than death. It’s a problem that milling amongst the non stupid guys are wussy dudes who hate their own penis. You don’t want to reinforce that. If you marry someone like that, you’ll end up becoming the scaffolding for his ego the rest of your life.
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Ghost of Nicole – good post.
I couldn’t resist commenting on this:
@nicole – agreed, great post.
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Thank you, Epoxy and Maurice…though I should be careful. Such things are what has earned me “crazy cunt” status here. In Roissistan, women aren’t supposed to think like me unless they’re Nordic goddesses or somesuch.
…and while you’re bullshitting, there are women from certain places who will gather their men’s shed hairs so as to keep bad witches from using them.
Whether or not it would work, I find the psychology fascinating…that the other woman would steal a man’s hairs, use them in a spell, and believe she can steal the man. The fact that the guy would probably do her regardless of whether or not she stole his hair doesn’t occur to them I guess.
You could though, make it a rule that your woman has to gather and ritually dispose of your sheddings and clippings, and have validation from many ancient belief systems. If she’s spiritual, she’ll take that duty rather seriously.
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@GhostofNicole:
I don’t think he DESERVES to be shamed for it, and I don’t intend on doing any man-shaming. Shaming a man for having a penis is like shaming someone for having an ear.
But I can’t control a feeling of nausea that comes up when I think of that “level of intimacy.”
That’s what I’m saying. I can’t see how someone would bend down and worship a penis like you would worship an entire person. Respecting something and worshiping it are two entirely different things, and it sounds like you’re advocating the latter.
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@Mandy- nausea? aw, you poor thing. your sexuality needs to catch up to your otherwise precocious level of development. think about it, though – if you *truly* believed in all that Christian abstinence crap, would you be on this board all the time talking about sex with a bunch of men twice your age? i mean, SRSLY.
in that spirit of both mocking and supporting, i dedicate this Onion parody to you:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_abstinence_only_lunch?utm_source=a-section
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Gig,
I said -socially- interchangable pieces, not -sexually-.
And guys like you don’t make my life easier. Sex is easy, sure, but I rarely, rarely find one whose physical form makes up for the mentality you carry. Sure, tendencies towards misogyny and objectification of women make for some great sex, but at the end of the evening, I get dressed and go spend time with people whose social company I actually enjoy.
The damage you do to women on a psychological level, the social molds you continue to shove both men and women into, are the reasons that I am as popular as I am, and I do not mean as a sexual piece. You bitch and moan about how girls are so vapid, so inexperienced, so sexually prejudiced, or you whine (or boast, if you got laid that evening) about girls that are too experienced.
And then these girls, they move onto other guys and take this damage with them, making for these horribly uncommunicative sexual relationships, and the drama, and the stupid games that girls play, the shit-tests that are so incredibly hare-brained they should be on a late-night sitcom.
Which, in turn, takes decent men, and transforms them into guys just like you.
You perpetuate a damaged cycle, a fumbling way to deal with sexuality and relationships, whether single-serving, short-term, or long-term.
And since it’s so common to find men that do this, finding decent partners I can actually respect can be difficult. So if I stumble across you and you happen to be hot and I take you for a night or two, so what? You’re no-strings-attached because it’s unhealthy to get tangled up in your knots.
Nicole,
Yes, that was what I was trying to say. Thank you for translating it. I continue to enjoy your commentary here, it’s always well-written and insightful.
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@maurice:
Guess my subconcious selves and concious selves are at war with one another.
“Perhaps more troubling, students who completed the abstinence-only program were reportedly unable to answer the simplest questions about their own digestive systems, and some as old as 17 still believed they could catch high blood pressure from their very first Snickers bar.”
Those darn snickers bars. Especially the king sized ones.
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Poetry of Flesh
Trusting the muses
Of wit
and hard rocking.
She rocks harder
than you.
But not me.
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xsplat channeling firepower! poetry smackdown!
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btw, in that i meant *actual* poetry = comments in free-form verse, not a smackdown of our very own poertry of flesh. who might well enjoy the experience, if done by a suitable alpha male…
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Maurice, your intentions towards my well-being are honorable, the ones encouraging my sex life, doubly so.
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@ poetry
if it makes you feel better, I estimate that in the year of 2009 until now I have been rejected – in the first approach – 200 times, more or less. I am excluding the sucesses and counting only the failures here
what is the cost of being rejected the 201st time tonight? none, it is obvious. and if the 202nd says yes and I fuck her? The rational is that if the 202nd says yes, I´ll get other just like her before I get rejected for the 210th time. Why should I bother in dating vapid and intellectually superficial vagina-enhanced creatures if it is so easy to keep scoring?
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@LR – so, the entire industry of male bachelorette party strippers is based on a fraud. who knew? why are they paying these guys again?
@gig – no offense to you but your posts aren’t making too much logical sense. i don’t think you really understand what poetry is trying to say, or where she is coming from.
@poetry- i aim to please. does that make me a beta? i guess not if the pleasing involves lots of rough sex.
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Maurice,
I’m also coming to the conclusion that gig and I are now talking about completely different topics. I’m not quite sure how that happened, but… eh.
And it makes you awesome.
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@ maurice
don´t be jealous. my senseless posts are fullfilling my goals of letting poetry talk. she represents the girls I meet that I should pump and dump as soon as possible.
it is a golden opportunity to let her talk
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Poetry
I have some long comments that you may find interesting and possibly even helpful on your GV8 tag thread. Esp. July 19 post but beginning with the July 11 one.
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Poetry–
On your blog obviously.
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Are you so confident that Poetry has an overdeveloped sexuality?
Or is there a converse possibility?
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@LR – OK, all true, points made. but i’m pretty sure that in the raunchiest bachelorette parties (one-off events though they are) dicks are involved. women rarely get the chance to openly indulge their freaky sides, but those taboos have been falling away. and as a result i think the male-stripper culture has been growing a lot in recent years and getting more and more explicit.
@poetry – you don’t have any problem sharing with us, do you now? thought not.
@gig – you’re still misreading poetry. she’s not at all a garden-variety slut. there aren’t too many like her …
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doug1,
Yes, I saw them and very much appreciated your insight. I take people at their word too readily, and need to be reminded that such is not usually the case. I’m going to respond in depth to them once I catch up with things at work, probably later this afternoon.
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I just wont shower for 3 days. and on the day i go out i’ll work out 3 hours before.
women will be snortin my sweat like yayo.
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Raine, maybe this is one of those things like meat. People who usually had to kill their own are less grossed out by the idea than those whose meat always came prepackaged. They also appreciate it more.
Mandy, you got issues. There is Christian help for that sort of thing. Rob and Ginger Carman are the first who spring to my mind. They’re pretty normal Christians, but very deeply spiritual. Their singles mission in Albuquerque was also second to none. Despite my beliefs being very different, I learned a lot from them.
I had a friend back then who was at serious risk of sluttification. Her mom was single, and had some issues with men, and she was going to inherit them. When her mom started working on herself, she reaped the benefits, and did the work on herself that prevented her continuing the cycle. One of the big things was to face the reality that sex can be a beautiful expression of real love, and that just because some people use it otherwise, doesn’t reduce the gravity or the beauty of the act.
It’s something to look forward to, not to fear. You should be praying for your future partner, and joyfully anticipating “that level of intimacy” with him. Some even say that when you’re masturbating, you should be thinking of the man Jesus is making ready for you.
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I was the first here to doubt Poetry´s number of partners. My first impression was of a feminist troll who wished to shock male commenters with her massive numbers
what I believe about her now is that she is not hot enough to hold the guys she´s interested in. thus she either being pumped and dumped weekly or she is ugly enough to scare al guys. This later case is the genesis of the feminist : huge egos plus huge IQ´s and subpar appearance generating huge frustration that is impossible to correct
I am not using this blog to chat, I enter here three or four times a day and not necessarily remember or bother to read my last comment.
I may sound bitter now, but the only person around to whom I own a logical concatenation of thoughts and well-grounded conclusions is my boss who´s sitting 10 meters from me and currently chatting about farms in Paraguay
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Friend of my brother used to be part of an all guy revue troupe; told me that they weren’t allowed to go past a certain area at any time before or after their shows because they had had previous incidents which ended in guys going to the ER after being cornered by very aggressive women. It would usually start with being asked for an autograph and maybe a picture, and move to dragging a guy into the bathroom for group-mauling that went out-of-control. Women who go see guys strip can be crazy, and apparently it’s great money for the guys, and not all of the troupes do gay performances – Hey, I was just as surprised when I verified that as you all probably are.
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Mandy,
I find it interesting that many of your Christian friends have no problem with premarital sex, or that the guys are strutting around proclaiming their alphaness. It seems to me that premarital sex has been universally regarded by most Christians as, at the very least, problematic. “Fornication” is something St. Paul speaks about negatively. I really don’t think people can really have it both ways, being a Christian and engaging in sex without spiritual consequences. Restraint in the sex department has always been a part of Christian ethics. Trust me, I understand that allure of sex, and know all about the consequences, so I find your post interesting.
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Perseus – the Church of Ned Flanders is not the only way to practice Chrisitanity.
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let that shit soak in …
over several sessions you can report to us if tehre are any side fx 😛
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@Perseus:
Fail on my part. I said they don’t look down on sex outside of marriage. I meant they ONLY look down on sex outside of marriage. Not the loving aspects of sex WITHIN marriage. Thanks for pointing that out.
@GhostofNicole:
“Some even say that when you’re masturbating, you should be thinking of the man Jesus is making ready for you.”
I don’t masturbate.
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Mandy, even if you don’t masturbate, praying for your future husband is a good idea, if you feel that’s your path. It isn’t for everyone.
Maybe you were meant to be a nun. It’s technically a Catholic thing, but there are non Catholics who choose a life of celibacy to dedicate their full attention to the ministry or whatever they feel is their personal mission.
It’s still not good to think of sex as disgusting…just be real with yourself if it’s not for you.
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Mandy, why don’t you masturbate?!
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I’m fascinated by perfume. I think it’s ultimately an amazingly accessible art form. Except for a few strange fragrances even the most expensive perfumes are in the low three figures. Even a man of modest means can maintain a reasonable variety of scents to enjoy.
It is one of my peculiarities that I also purchase womens perfume. I don’t use it on myself, but like purchasing lingerie for a lover there is something intensely erotic about exorcising some measure of control over the scent that they wear. I’ve also found, though I admit I feel problematically self conscious when doing so, that women respond powerfully to a man who can identify the fragrance that their wearing.
At any rate I recommend Hanae Mori for Men for men and Angel by Thierry Mugler for women. I’ve even use Angel on myself as it is more of an edible fragrance than a floral one.
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Mandy,
Thanks for the clarification. Sex within marriage is a great thing, to be sure; sex outside of marriage, as pleasurable as it may seem or be sometimes, is ultimately problematic. At least that has been my experience after a few decades of going back and forth between trying to walk the straight and narrow and sexual excess. Today I opt for the path of restraint.
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@GhostofNicole:
Yeah, I don’t plan on becoming a nun, but I do have a certain life goal I really want to fulfill, and maybe this is my way of keeping myself from getting distracted.
It’s not like I’ve NEVER been aroused (to a certain extent) which is why I never thought that my aversion to male organs was strange. I mean, if I do get turned on, then that’s indicative of something right? I’m not entirely asexual.
S said something that made me really think; she said she was visual. Maybe, for me, I’m more into touching and sounds. I do feel aroused when I’m kissing my boyfriend and our hands are all over eachother and I can hear his breathing changing. But I don’t feel particularly ready for sex yet, in any form. I don’t know why.
And with him, I think it’s something special, because I’ve kissed others before him and never felt anything. My lips would go numb, and I’d consider kissing a chore (could you imagine!). With him, I really enjoy kissing. So it’s progress.
@S.:
It doesn’t do it for me, I guess. I’d rather not get into details.
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Mandy, not being ready is one thing. Being disgusted by the idea is another. If you’re simply not ready, you don’t need to turn it into something bad in your mind. Sometimes people do those kinds of mental acrobatics for the same reason war propaganda usually includes some kind of dehumanizing of the enemy. It’s easier to kill someone one sees as “the other”. It’s easier to avoid sex if one things of it as gross or overly grave.
I prefer to think of it as just too important to waste or jump into without serious consideration.
Another thing to consider is that sexual maturity happens at different ages for different women. Some women are physically and hormonally ready at 16, while for others it doesn’t happen until they’re 21 or so. Having your period doesn’t mean you’re even really physically ready.
So the nauseous sensation might just be the hormonal triggers not going off when they would if you were sexually mature. It doesn’t have to mean disgust, just that it’s not something that the idea of arouses you when you’re not actually in a making out situation.
In other words, trust nature. I wouldn’t worry too much unless you’re having actual hostile thoughts about it, or not being aroused by the thought of sex with your partner at 21 or so. It might be that there’s a problem with your glands.
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@GhostofNicole:
That’s possible. All the people in my family finish growing (heightwise) in their early twenties and get carded into their thirties.
The women have children into their fifties (naturally).
I finished losing my baby teeth when I was sixteen.
Maybe I’m just a late bloomer. I’ve got a few years. That’s sound advice.
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Mandy, don’t listen to the old whores on here.
You are a cold, frigid young woman. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Your father should be proud.
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Back away, Willard, I might give you frostbite.
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I donate every month to Zenit (Catholics will know what it is)
it is good for networking and as a possible source of wifes. As you contribute mnore, you get invited to better meetings with older guys with daughters raised in the Faith. Girls breast fed into anti-semitism.
I feel that my partying life will stop suddenly once I get one of those girls pregnant
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Raine, nobody knows that Jesus was celibate. He could have banged any number of non Jewish or “fallen” ethnically Jewish women, and it wouldn’t have been a sin. In fact, it would be normal. It would have been so abnormal for him to have avoided sex, that this would have warranted special mention, which it did not get.
The closest was an incident in which he mentioned the special place that eunuchs would have in heaven. It was obvious that he was speaking of them as people whose number he was not included in.
Paul was the first to promote celibacy as a lifestyle for dedicated missionaries (which evolved into priests/nuns). Previous to him, during his life, and after, until the Roman church institutionalized Christianity, there was debate as to whether this was sinful, practical, or should be required of priests.
I don’t know if Jesus was celibate or not himself, but it’s clear that he was not interested in limiting anybody’s freedom, just increasing their sense of personal responsibility. He seemed to have a very clear distaste for organized religion though. His sex life aside, we know for certain what he’d feel about girls being processed through an anti male religious program.
I am not trying to recruit her into whoredom. Were I doing that, I would be like Willard, promoting a true whore mentality of frigid mercenary policy. Funny how misery loves company, and people are raised to perpetuate the dysfunctions of their parents.
Casual sex might be tube feeding, but for people like that, marriage is the synthetic amnio pod.
It used to be considered a major tragedy for a girl to die a virgin. Now frigidity is being confused with innocence. Welcome to the motherfucking matrix.
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“It used to be considered a major tragedy for a girl to die a virgin. Now frigidity is being confused with innocence. Welcome to the motherfucking matrix.”
Maybe a grown woman, yes, but a teenager? Are you serious?
And if it was, have you considered the fact that most people up until the mid 1900’s married in their teens?
An unmarried woman in her late twenties was unheard of then.
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schweet – the Catholics have been fixing priests up with altar boys for decades.
It’s tres kwls the parishioners can get in on that hot action now.
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LOL@FP. too much.
@mandy- you know, you’re probably revealing too much of yourself on a board like this as it is. in the end, your sex life is your business. advice from meddling males like myself, and meddling females like the others here, notwithstanding. (all well-intentioned, it seems, because everybody likes you.) you’re savvy enough to work through all these issues in your own way – you appear to be happily immune form the usual kinds of brainwashing. i guess i’m just trying to say – there’s a point at which sharing in this kind of forum can be a little too much. so i will withdraw my wild boar image (already done) and ask you to .. take care of yourself. be a little more circumspect on what you post about yourself here. tx, doll.
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