“Hi, I’m an interpretive guide for the Truitt exhibit. What do you think of it so far?”
I looked over and saw a short, cute girl with a seeing eye dog in tow. At least, I figured it was a seeing eye dog because one, it had the telltale handlebar thing strapped to it and two, it was a dog in a museum, where pets aren’t normally allowed.
I scanned the nearly blank white canvas on the wall before answering her. “I’m struggling with it. If I had to turn this in as an assignment for art class I’d probably get an F.”
I was at the Anne Truitt exhibit, in search of beauty amongst blocks and drawings of lines. For those who aren’t familiar, here is a representative sample of her work:
Are you scratching your head? Keep scratching plebe. You wouldn’t recognize art if it bit you on the ass.
The short cute girl eagerly continued our conversation. She was quite earnest. I was charmed.
“Truitt was a minimalist who wanted the viewer to experience her work as an emotional reaction, instead of a visual object. (something something something)… it’s conceptual art that draws out memories in the viewer… (something something something)… and the colors are meant to represent just the color…”
As she spoke, her eyes looked directly at mine, as if she could actually see me. Her gaze was intense. It made me a little uncomfortable and I looked to the dog for reassurance. I began to wonder if she was really blind, or if she picked the dog up from the shelter and liked the handlebar thing, so she never removed it. In the middle of her speech, she reached down without looking and patted the ground with her hand, feeling for the dog’s leash which had moved a foot away from her. Yep, she was blind. I breathed a sigh of relief and thought about picking my nose, but checked myself. Some blind people have rudimentary vision. She might be able to see my blurry finger drilling into my blurry face.
She was such an engaging converationalist that I found myself fully committed to chatting with her. It didn’t hurt that she was cute with a perfect ass. If there was female game, she had it. As we volleyed back and forth on the artistic impact of Truitt’s bare bones oeuvre, I felt an old, familiar urge well up inside me. I was gaming this chick. Teasing, banter, light touch on her elbow. The raw energy of a possible seduction electrified the air around us. My crotch grew three sizes that day!
None of my teasing involved her blindness. It never came up. It’s funny how a rollicking conversation can overlook the most obvious questions, like “What is a blind girl doing in a museum giving tour guides of a visual artist’s exhibit?” Then I noticed something else; this girl was getting attracted to me through nothing but my words. She moved in closer, she smiled wider. But, she couldn’t see me. She couldn’t see my well-timed cocky grin, or my alpha body language. I could have been a potbellied bald leprosy victim rubbing my hands together nervously for all she knew.
That’s when it hit me. How, after all these years, could I have ignored the potential of blind girl game? There are so many fewer variables to worry about. No need for style, grooming, or calculated backturns. You don’t even have to smile. All you need is the seductive allure of your words. If you are a man with powerful verbal game, your talents will be best appreciated by a blind girl. In fact, you could easily score a 9 or 10 blind chick if your game is only good enough to score 20/20 vision 7s. Removing a woman’s visual judgement bumps your skill level up two full points.
Downside: When slipping her the midnight hummer, make sure to tell her it’s not a hot dog.
I bet VK has a lot of great blind girl jokes up his sleeve.
Why are you posting on retards now? Jesus, what’s next?
“How to Fuck a Quadriplegic”?
*Answer: Throw her in the ocean and yell “See? Now you’re fucked.”
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a shameful, and begrudgingly, first.
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So did you ask her the obvious at any point?
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Wondering how long this thread takes to devolve into Hellen Keller game. Dammit people, this is serious stuff!
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I think you should list all possible disabilities a girl can have and suggest an optimal game for each.
Deaf
Amputee
Paralyzed below the waist
Morbidly obese
Lazy eye
Midget (ask VK for this I think he’s writing an ebook about it)
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Berlusconi update:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/6646257/Patrizia-DAddario-tells-of-amazement-at-Silvio-Berlusconis-stamina.html
Any guesses on whether Silvio has ever f7cked a blind chick?
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Nice post, Roissy.
I laughed out loud at the Dr. Seuss reference!
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Where can one find blind chicks who are 9s?
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I’ll bet this whole story is a lie.
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I limit my current mode of BlindGirlGame! to a variant of “Ben Grimm-Game” ala The Fantastic Four.
(See it for Jessica Alba’s pre-stretched, pre-pregger ass, stay for the lessons on how to work blind ghetto bootay.)
Honestly, a blind black girl? Without kids? A brotha’s muthafuckin’ wetdream. She’d never be able to identify him to Friend of the Court.
Sometimes blind girls get that way just because, well, sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch.
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Ah, conceptual art, where are the ideas are more important than the actual work. Truly art fit for a blind girl.
The whole point of art is that it has to be embodied in a specific medium. Execution is more important than idea. You get nothing from actually viewing Duchamp’s urinal or listening to John Cage’s 4′33″ that you can’t get from hearing them described in words. So, in what meaningful sense can, for example, Duchamp’s urinal actually be considerea a piece of visual art. The work’s embodiment in visible form would seem to be entirely superfluous.
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It is subtle but the first piece symbolises darkness in a man’s soul.
That one is easy to miss but the second…
How can you not see the ironies in the way the shadows intersect diagonally from seemingly quadrilateral, rigid structures; perhaps its your rejection of the inherent homoeroticism implied by this as well as the gender-confused revulsion occasioned by the brilliant attention-whore red?!!?!?!?!
Next GirlGame Post: 5 Easy Steps to Becoming Blind
To be serious for a moment. She sounds like a gem that cannot be imitated. I’m glad, she’s made blindness part of her uniqueness with grace. However, a point that bothers me: can relentlessly talking about work that she can’t really see be healthy?
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That second painting looks nice.
Roissy, at least the glaring at the proles on the escalator was plausible. What next? Unicorn girls? Roissy games a centaur?
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upside is you can make good porn movies of her without risk of her noticing it.
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Or watch Eric Stoltz as Rocky Dennis move in on Laura Dern’s blind girl character in “Mask”.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089560/
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naa she would hear you press the button to turn the camera on.
Much better to just tell her your gonna make some art together.
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Roissy what makes the tone of voice sound Alpha is the alpha body language.
Try talking with ur hands in you pockets, finger fidgeting, and slouch posture, and looking down, and with a facial expression that says “Please”
You will notice your tone of voice will be dramatically different.
(plus u can’t Keno!)
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Roosh’s skills have the perfect fit for BlindGirlGame! Seal the deal with her palping the contours of his 8-pack and it’s game over
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Happy Thanksgiving yall just for the love of god don’t be like these dudes and make more than one turkey sandwitch.
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I theorize it’s the constant companionship of a large friendly dog that softened and feminized this girl’s personality.
BONUS: Blind girls will never stumble on your blog.
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Blind girls will never hate you for
checking out the waitress
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Blind ppl are always strange-looking around the eye socket. Maybe cuz the muscles around the eyes atrophy.
Btw, you can definitely discern age, intellect, and maybe health from the sound of the voice (in addition to alphaness.)
The vocal apparatus of healthier people resonate better.
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(Btw, blind girls probably require a longer average “wait time” till sex, because they must “shit test” more in absence of visual confirmation.)
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i don’t get art. it always has to be explained to me, and then i have to have someone explain the explanation.
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she could smell your manly pheromones, and the porky salty sweat of your choad, due to your high meat consumption.
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@Laikastes
The best and most famous of the 20th century crotch doctors he was. Hop on Pop’s crotch was a personal favorite.
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Blind girls will never hate you
for stirring her coffee
with your cock
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a little reformatting, and we’d have a great start to the screenplay for “in the company of men 2”
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fwiw, I think “Dog With Handlebar”
is a pathetic, desperate attempt
to get on Real World DC
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I do find such women very approachable. I remember trying to make a good impression on a bed ridden, deaf, mute and blind girl. Just as I approached, the waste band holding in my beer gut broke, poured out and made a muffled slapping noise against her cheek. Well, try try again.
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Blind girls … they’re probably really good at tactile things. When I used to do Gracie Jiu Jitsu, the blind guys always used sighted dudes as mops; I think they have real advantages in the early parts of training.
I was more hoping you could tell me how to game mutes. Seriously: I look good most of the time anyway; find me a way of gaming chicks who can’t talk, and my life would be complete.
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she could smell your manly pheromones, and the porky salty sweat of your choad, due to your high meat consumption.
hahaha and she liked…
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Blind girls won’t hate you for
wearing a “I Heart roissy”
mandana
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If you don’t “get” that the blind girl is part of the show then you are a prole.
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Lupo time to go on vacation and get a woman who speaks 0 english.
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“You don’t even have to smile.”
Nuh-uh. The blind can very easily tell if you’re smiling by the vocal timbres. Even a sighted person can tell over the phone when the other party is smiling.
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“Lupo time to go on vacation and get a woman who speaks 0 english.”
One of my chums lives in Korea. He speaks little Korean, and his present girl (who is, of course, painfully hot) basically speaks no English. They are really happy together.
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Here’s a suggestion of something for Roissy to analyze:
The latest NY Times Magazine piece by Daniel Bergner (“What Do Women Want?”):
Studies suggest that around 30 percent of young and middle-aged women go through extended periods of feeling little or no desire for sex. The story follows psychologist Lori Brotto, one of the world’s leading specialists in what is known as hypoactive sexual desire disorder in women.
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/25/when-desire-fades/
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Firepower – blind girls can’t read your try-hard “comedy” comment spam day after day and realize how desperate and unfunny you come off. go to an open mic comedy night already and leave the rest of us in peace
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JERRY: I think I’d rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. The question is whether you’d rather date the blind or the deaf.
ELAINE: Ah, . . .
GEORGE: Now you’re off on a topic.
JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf.
ELAINE: Uh huh.
JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. And let’s face it: they’re not going to get all the crumbs. I’d possibly be walking around with a sponge.
GEORGE: You see I disagree. I’d rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn’t even know you’re not good enough for her.
ELAINE: I think she’d figure it out.
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I wonder if blind girls have an inflated or deflated sense of hotness. I mean, no one ever tells someone that they’re ugly, but you hear a lot of hollow “You’re pretty”s. Without a real-life gauge, do they just think they’re that gorgeous, or does the disability counter whatever possible ego-inflation they may suffer?
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Blind girl game you say? You really are getting desperate.
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Passing through,
*chic noir’s walks up to passing through and gives him a big hug&kiss*
Sir you’ve just changed my life. Thank you so much my good friend.
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Shut the fuck up anonymous!
If you didn’t think:
””’Firepower
Blind girls won’t hate you for
wearing a “I Heart roissy”
mandana””””
Was funny.
There is something wrong with you.
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I think roissy should date the blind chick for a bit for reasons of furthering the aquired knowledge of us all by relaying back the info. As we all know most shit turns out to just be another pretty lie. Maybe she is the one.
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“Ah, conceptual art, where are the ideas are more important than the actual work. Truly art fit for a blind girl.”
Indeed. Conceptual art is a crock of shit. It hogs the market and steals dollars away from artists with actual skill. But hey, people buy it so it is the public that determines the market these days. Truitt gives abstract and “modern” art a bad name.
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very funny post though-
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http://www.lamebook.com/happilee-married
BOTM candidate.
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@Roissy,
Cool minimalist art!
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“gunslingergregi
I think roissy should date the blind chick for a bit for reasons of furthering the aquired knowledge of us all by relaying back the info. As we all know most shit turns out to just be another pretty lie. Maybe she is the one.”
Ok, I should be ninja-kicking your butt right now for the turkey sandwich thing, but then I saw the comment seen above (it’s got the quotes around it even) and decided I need a hug instead.
I wonder if blind people can sense fear in others. I bet they make great ninja assassins if they’re beginning their training as soon as they can crawl. Ninja babies, I can’t wait to suggest that to my brother tomorrow, my sister-in-law will be so *happy* when she finds out her toddlers have weapons all of a sudden. My brother likes to surprise her in odd and slightly evil ways.
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Progress.. one small step at a time.
____________________________
RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
http://fleshbot.com/5412288/realtouch-your-awesome-robot-rubout
Is it a blowjob? A handjob? No, putting your junk in the RealTouch is like fucking the Matrix, the rabbit hole lined with shockingly personal conveyor belts and the moneymakers of various Jennas, Toris, and Brees at the other end.
Consider the best porn movies which are, let’s say, a concerted effort between performers, videographers, and directors to get you off. The RealTouch adds yet another participant to your masturbation’s open marriage: a hard-working haptic encoder.
The RealTouch device is slightly bigger than that squash you devoured yesterday, and far more interesting to put your penis in. Opposite your penis, a USB cable connects the RealTouch hardware to your computer where, logged in to your account at RealTouch.com, you can access hundreds of scenes specially coded for use with your new conversation starter.
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Pure cunt sucking genius.
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Reading people’s views on conceptual and contemporary art on this blog is major lolz. Conceptual art isn’t made for you, sorry. I think the art a lot of you are looking for is more along the lines of Thomas Kinkade and you can find it at your local dentist office.
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Interesting. I’m still confused by the idea of a blind person explaining visual art…. but it’s something to think about.
This post strongly reminded me of the scene from Road Trip, though.
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I remember some time ago seeing in the news a Brazilian model who was deaf-mute.
I was with some buddies having a beer, and we all thought the same:
that´s the perfect woman.
Wonder how to game that though.
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Were you a gentle man and helped her clean up afterwards? Kinda funny seeing a blind girl with splooge in her hair.
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“Reading people’s views on conceptual and contemporary art on this blog is major lolz. Conceptual art isn’t made for you, sorry.”
I’m not sorry, not a bit of it. You don’t need to be Tom Wolf to see this shit for the sad con that it is. Why don’t you go tease the deep meaning out of a bum’s skidmarked briefs. Feel what you want, Kim, the joke’s on you.
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I just discovered this blog. Overall I like it. But why are you so mean to women who aren’t physically attractive? What did they do to you?To use your language: you sound like an omega trying to be alpha. A real alpha isn’t bitter. So what the fuck? You are very smart, very funny — yet very bitter, and take it out on the sort of girls who couldn’t possibly have hurt you in the past.
As Freud said, anatomy is destiny. What is it with your anatomy that makes you such a dickwad? You sound just like the Tom Cruise character in the P. T. Anderson film. You are a clever joke. Ugly girls, ugly men: they have hard lives. Why rub it in? What the fuck, man!?? Isn’t all the pussy you get good enough? You have to be a sadist also? Do you think you are edgy because you are brutally honest? We could all be brutally honest and cruel if we wanted to be. But common sense is like a revelation to you. Yes, we are all liars. But we aren’t all sadists. It is as if you are too literal to get all the subtleties nearly everyone else already knows instinctively.
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It’s not really the “public” or the market that buys conceptual art. These parasites sell their shit to tax-funded foundations and galleries putting a public sector floor under the prices.
Very few people would spend their OWN money on this shit. People who want art for their house buy from someone who learned to fucking draw.
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“Blind girls will never hate you
for stirring her coffee
with your cock”
Classic. Happy Thanksgiving!
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“I wonder if blind girls have an inflated or deflated sense of hotness. I mean, no one ever tells someone that they’re ugly, but you hear a lot of hollow “You’re pretty”s. Without a real-life gauge, do they just think they’re that gorgeous, or does the disability counter whatever possible ego-inflation they may suffer?”
Sofia-
If you were born blind, then your “sense of hotness” is a different sense altogether, no? Since that sense is missing than what is hotness? What is pretty? How do you explain that?What could be the defining attractiveness of a human being for a blind person? The tactile and auditory must be explicitly overwhelming when you allow, which is what I think Roissy may ge gettin at. Do you see? Haha…
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Krauser is on the money. Art paid for public purses is bullshit. If the public purse is going to be paying for art then the public, by majority, should decide what it pays for. Not this elitist circle jerking bullshit that pretends to be art today.
If people don’t agree to that than art should be determined by the private market only. An artist should have to survive depending on whether his art sells. If an artist is truly good he will survive. The trash will probably win out of the quality in terms of selling quantity, but the truly great artists will be found by those who truly appreciate art.
And in this way the elitist, pretentious snobs such as kim can further their SWPL credentials by actually buying this shit instead of making the public purse support their status whoring.
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Anonymous said:
“http://www.lamebook.com/happilee-married
BOTM candidate.”
I lolled hard. Fuck that is pathetic. Her reply cracked me up the hardest.
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thank you for this great article
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Found another BOTM candidate:
http://www.lamebook.com/kasonia-is-on-ya
“It dried up for a reason”. YOUCH.
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“People who want art for their house buy from someone who learned to fucking draw.”
Yes, but not all. People buy what they emotionally resopond to. So I’ve seen a lot of this type of stuff purchased right off the wall. Not exhibits, obviously, but gallery showings or cafe showings. There is always a new generation coming into larger incomes as they age and unfortunately they buy with the only skills of judging art that they have; their emotions.
“If people don’t agree to that than art should be determined by the private market only. An artist should have to survive depending on whether his art sells. If an artist is truly good he will survive. The trash will probably win out of the quality in terms of selling quantity, but the truly great artists will be found by those who truly appreciate art.”
Again, the market, on a smaller scale, is being influenced by “conceptual” art. Some of the trash art carries a hefty price tag so it isn’t always neccessary to mass produce it. After it is sold, that artist may have pulled in several thousand. As far as the truly great artists…well, there are many that are great. But those who “truly appreciate” art by those artists is a poor mis-match in reality. There are a small number of people relative to the mass public mob that know how to appreciate art. Unfortunately, artists have to sell to those who buy, period. Many of those who are in the position to buy have been spoon fed poor taste and have little knowledge regarding what makes art “good”. And so they are led by pop culture and over-brewed modernisim. And the concept of taste is a very subjective one. So there are a lot of gray areas. But yes, if an artist has skill at all, then it is possible to survive off of being an artist. It is the tracking down and lining up commissions that determines much of the success of bringing in steady income however. Some with no skill hustle really well.
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Roiss, what if she was faking her blindness, and was, in fact, gaming YOU? Now that would be clever.
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The best part is, you know she isn’t going to start seeing someone else.
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Posting your blog updates to twitter, roissy:
Option 1) Through your rss feed: http://twitterfeed.com/
Option 2) WordPress plug in: http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/twitpress/installation/
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was at the truitt exhibit as well. not enough people there as a good pickup spot
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I think this would be solid beta of the month entry. Read it and weep.
http://gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2009/11/25/news-japanese-man-weds-video-game-bride.aspx
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You’re a dumbass for not even suspecting that she was part of the art installation. Gaming her is like gaming the whores at car shows. They are paid to be there.
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Offtopic: I’m curious if you think the golden ratio should apply to oral sex.
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This shit seems pretty made up. Oh well.
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Your grooming would still be important – the blind rely on smell as well as sound to mke up for lack of sight
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As someone who has actually had a fling with a blind chick, krm is right.
Non-visual grooming is much more important; shower, smell nice, brush your teeth if you drink coffee like an addict (I do), etc.
On the upside, the visual matters a lot less, and body language is still noticeable when they are touching you, but not otherwise.
Plus, when you leave your meat hanging out in conversation, they don’t know.
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Kim-
You are pretentious and elitist. Everything you have to say about art, you got form another source. Try again.
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Roissy, I could really use some of your advice for a girl. I got a girl to take her clothes off for me, and I made too much of a big deal out of it like a pussy beta. Should I freeze her out now for a few days, or just continue talking to her like it never happened?
A reply would really help.
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might keep a close look on the tiger woods situation.. he could learn a few things about game.. looks like he smashed his car in frustration
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No, tiger woods wife hit him with a golf club. Read TMZ..
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Tiger’s Wife Changed Her Story
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-crash-suv-cops-story-florida-highway-patrol/
As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman … and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.
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”””””””’msexceptiontotherule
“gunslingergregi
I think roissy should date the blind chick for a bit for reasons of furthering the aquired knowledge of us all by relaying back the info. As we all know most shit turns out to just be another pretty lie. Maybe she is the one.”
Ok, I should be ninja-kicking your butt right now for the turkey sandwich thing, but then I saw the comment seen above (it’s got the quotes around it even) and decided I need a hug instead.
I wonder if blind people can sense fear in others. I bet they make great ninja assassins if they’re beginning their training as soon as they can crawl. Ninja babies, I can’t wait to suggest that to my brother tomorrow, my sister-in-law will be so *happy* when she finds out her toddlers have weapons all of a sudden. My brother likes to surprise her in odd and slightly evil ways.
””””””””’
“Gives a post thanksgiving hug”
Yea that works best I think. All woman should take note and when it gets crazy just toss some hugs into the mix and maybe some cuddles he he he
Good luck on the new ninjas in training. Suggest maybe some blow up ninja swords with the miniature sumo suits for practice.
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“People buy what they emotionally resopond to. So I’ve seen a lot of this type of stuff purchased right off the wall. Not exhibits, obviously, but gallery showings or cafe showings”
Gallery or cafe showings….sounds more like SWPL buying talentless idiotic pieces in an attempt to status whore and claiming they feel ’emotions’ because they are more refined than us plebes.
Take you pretentious bullshit elsewhere anoukange
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Ugslayer,
My opinions about art are my own, but you’re right, what I know about it, as in..historical background, etc, is from another source…either my professors, books, lectures or somewhere else. Isn’t that what college is about? Learning? I’m not really at the level yet to be writing journal articles and books, I’m only 22!
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Is there such a thing as oblivious game??? People are always telling me that im Flirting with girls but i never see it untill some one point’s it out to me???
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Roissy, I enjoy your stuff. Part of the enjoyment, though, is the belief. The attainability. Call me a dolt.
Most of your stuff strikes me as believable, but a few like this one or the one where you say you smacked a girl, these posts just scream out fiction. It doesnt help that you have a regular poster and link on your blog roll to someone who is obviously fictitious. Who in the hell would rob drug dealers, time after time, and write about the heist on his personal blog?
Of course I have nothing to go on, and it doesnt really matter. You are after readers. We are after attainable yet fantastical traits. Spin on, spin on, just try not to puncture the dream.
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Breeze:
“Take you pretentious bullshit elsewhere anoukange”
how the hell is not liking shit art pretentious?
“Gallery or cafe showings….sounds more like SWPL buying talentless idiotic pieces in an attempt to status whore and claiming they feel ‘emotions’ because they are more refined than us plebes.”
The mass public chooses everything with their emotions. They choose what reflects themselves. Whether they are dumb, or smart, or rich or poor. Art purchases can follow the same threads as commercial consumerism..ie; impulse buying and riding the popular wave but lacking the knowledge of product/design/art. Gallery and cafe showings of art are two of the main venues to display art for sale for artists besides direct commissions. And yes, what you’ve descibed above can often be exactly what it is like at one of these shows but then again you have also described going out on any given day in public in general. Believe me Breeze, I am not pretentious, but I appreciate your lovely style of communication. How very charming. We’re arguing the same fucking point, dip shit.
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physical impairment game, the coming revolution.
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Roissy posts this stuff (e.g., cousin game) to zing the betas. He knows we were raised as Boy Scouts and this “nasty” game makes us wince. It makes us want to bail from the whole dating scene. Yuk!
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“on November 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm Thursday
Ah, conceptual art, where are the ideas are more important than the actual work. Truly art fit for a blind girl.
The whole point of art is that it has to be embodied in a specific medium. Execution is more important than idea. You get nothing from actually viewing Duchamp’s urinal or listening to John Cage’s 4′33″ that you can’t get from hearing them described in words. So, in what meaningful sense can, for example, Duchamp’s urinal actually be considerea a piece of visual art. The work’s embodiment in visible form would seem to be entirely superfluous.”
Great insight. Conceptual art should be relegated to the realm of philosophy maybe. It’s an endless debate however, one I generally avoid. I take comfort in the fact that I paint photo real portraits just as easliy as I can draw Batman from my head. Portrait art (life like that is) and sequential art (comic books) should have more status in the art world.
On a somewhat related note, I like to fuck my wife while she wears a blindfold and is gagged. Then I don’t have to worry about what I look like (“O” face or pre “O” face) or what I’m looking at (I don’t want her to become self concious when I choose to stare at whatever area of her body that is holding my attention). The gag is so I don’t have to hear her weak attempts at dirty talk. She does try, but she’s no actress.
@Roissy-
How do you deal with not looking like a epileptic retard when you shoot your wad? Is it something Alphas should or should not worry about? I’m a rookie, so forgive me if this is a rookie question.
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hello yo soy mexicana yyyyyyy, no les entienda nadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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