This picture made me laugh:

Well, that’s one way to keep an ascendant China in check — export our fast food culture. It’s irresistibly scrumptious!
March 25, 2010 by CH
This picture made me laugh:

Well, that’s one way to keep an ascendant China in check — export our fast food culture. It’s irresistibly scrumptious!
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“Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
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the Germans? Did someone miss a history lesson?
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Nice to know kim jong il is opening his mind these days. Clearly paid a visit to specsavers, Note also strategic Man-bag for ones life artefacts.
A little nourishment and fashion sense can make a North korean look 50 years younger.
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“I gave my love a cherry…”
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I was gonna say ‘miso hungry’ but that would be Incorrect.
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I think you posted this cuz you want one of those lavender polo shirts!
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I so tire of the blubber. It gives me vertigo. I see grease spots on brown paper bags. Everything is jiggly like a ticklish fatty. A doll? A Barbi? No. A dollop.
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Oh oh…it’s only a matter of time before all the Asian CHICKS are fat too….what a shame!
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I don’t remember seeing Asian fatties when I was growing up. Now they’re everywhere. Ugh.
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Love doughnuts long time!
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Are the Lardburgers being replaced by the
Laldbulgels?
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citizen renegade? i don’t get it.
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Chinese One-Childs exceeding the heights of Fatfuckery. Too. Much. HFCS. Fast Food Nation is committing evolutionary warfare, duh.
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FOOOOOOOOOOODDD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You might be surprised that Chinese people really don’t like McDonalds (and most American fast food) all that much. They think it’s a great place to hang out, but most of the older generation dislikes the trash they served as food. The millenials, however, are eating it up.
At the Olympic Games, the only thing you could eat at the venues were Mcdonalds, sausages, and pre-heated meals. And they weren’t even kind enough to offer the Chinese version of McDonalds (which is 10x tastier), to please all the whitey international tourists, they used the American version.
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The Asian of Reason–
The older generation doesn’t matter for cultural changes affecting the future. Gen Y does. Since China also had a lot of war deaths and delayed marriages, and then a population boom right after, followed by a way greater bust than the US under the unevenly enforced 1 child authoritarian policy, it’s entirely appropriate to call the same age group in China gen Y as well. Kids of china’s baby boomers.
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Roissy,
10% of China is now diabetic. 92 million Chinese have diabetes now.
Im not kidding or joking. I read that -today- in the newspaper.
The U.S. rate is only 11%. Epigenetics (turning on bad genes with bad food, and turning off bad genes with certain supplements) has been proven in lab mice. Female lab mice fed certain b-vitamins and minerals that are supposed to give birth to litters prone to diabesity and cancer see this happen much less when given the right supplementation. This confirms a private theory of mine that pre-natal nutrition for a woman is more important than we even know.
Ive predicted before that our Hispanic population might see dramatic increases in obesity, diabetes, and other chronic conditions associated with internal inflammation because they inevitably are going to be indulging in the Standard American Diet (SAD). Fast food and colas will probably have similar bad effects on the Chinese. It will be mighty hard for these people to turn down the sweet-tasting-poisons that constitute our modern diet.
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That is funny.
When I first got to China, people were still poor enough that everyone kept big piles of cabbage out in the hall for winter vitamin C, and a moldy side of smoked pork in the apartment drying room for protein (if you were middle class).
Nowadays they have a lot more money, and are getting fat. Hilarious! Oh man, would I like to go back and have a laugh at their expense after all the cracks they made about fat Americans.
Still, the women there are probably a lot thinner on average than Americans. They are generally smaller-boned to begin with, and being a fatty is viewed with some horror by the younger, single cohort (Chinese wives, OTOH, have no problem with it).
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the chinese will eventually start euthanizing its fatsos, while americans will be fully subsidized for unlimited quadruple cheeseburger bypasses
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It turns out the one child policy is bullshit. They are simply feeding one sibling to the other.
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Strangely, that little fat turd looks a tad bit alpha for a Chinaman.
Kim Jong Il pimp hair, a pimpin’ peacockin’ purple shirt, not giving a fuck about manners….He could be Roissy’s ticket into the Chinese market.
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I’ve been worrying about China for a long time, suddenly, I feel better. Thanks.
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As if the average Asian male isn’t already at enough of a crippling disadvantage.
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The only fat young women I saw in Beijing were the ones working at a Dairy Queen.
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http://m.youtube.com/?dc=organic&source=mog&hl=en#/watch?v=jNO72aCnVr0&client=mv-google
great song from that scene.
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30 pounds = 1 inch lost.
So sad, so sad…
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dude even looks a little like an asian belushi. surprised you didn’t also comment on the man-satchel…
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No fatsos in this clip. A solution for the obesity epidemic?
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Roissy, you keep predicting the decline and fall of Western civilization, I wonder if this article could change your mind:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/opinion/09douthat.html?_r=1
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Tiananmen Square…meet Tiananmen Round.
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@ Markku — rather a solution to the male overhang stemming from 1 child policy (boys preferred sibbling). Large male overhang has been one cause of war in the past
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I think that guy accidentally just swallowed his own chin.
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Z, it’s not just prenatal nutrition that is important to prevent epigenetic issues with diabetes. How the parents and grandparents eat for their entire lives is important.
It’s so important that when I went natural, it wasn’t just “Mom is on a diet.” It was a family thing, and I’m pushing for it to be an extended family thing too. My daughter’s a teenager and mildly rebellious, so I took her in for tests so she could see for herself what was going on, and track her progress.
Malnutrition (including being off feed, a term for being overfed on the wrong diet) can affect a person’s future children for at least a couple of generations. So it is crucially important that people maintain a natural diet for life. Many westerners just don’t know what that is.
It’s a shame to see that even though the Chinese do know what it is, they’re falling into western habits.
As someone in recovery, it hurts to see like a somewhat like watching a friend get into drugs after you’ve gotten out. I rely a lot on principles of Chinese medicine to get my health back on track. It pains me to see Chinese people ignoring it.
It’s not even like you have to starve, just not eat junk. More money should mean that a person can afford to eat more of better food.
Maybe the shortage of women means that Chinese men feel that their appearance and health is unimportant.
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I would be cautious and suspicious about the veracity of projections made by western “experts”. Shysters from a dying race are not known for objectivity about others.
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@Joe
History ended in 1984.
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Thanks to their one child policy there are a lot more guys than girls. I say “let’s export feminism”; that will keep them in check!
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I’m glad you’re reading Drudge, Roissy.
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@Joe Seriously? There are no more bad guys? That article is ridiculously naive in my opinion. Also, why is the columnist pictured male but the photo is labeled “Susan Etheridge for The New York Times”….a mistake or a transgender person or????
To add to what Nicole said, malnutrition in this country is huge. For instance, many thyroid problems are very real (I know many will disagree) and caused by an insufficient amount of the essential mineral iodine. A simple, cheap iodine supplement everyday would put many (hypo-thyroid sufferers) on the pathway to recovery from being fat and tired but doctors don’t tell people that. Either they don’t know or don’t want to know because it’s so much more profitable to screw around for a few years with non-cures then finally prescribe hormone$$$.
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What the motherfucking hell does this have to do with picking up chicks? God dammit. This “Citizen Renegade” shit is going to make people lose interest in your blog. If dumbass posts like this and the bullshit healthcare one are the new norm, I am getting the fuck off this blog.
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So…you’re not even Roissy anymore? I …think I’m losing my gina tingles.
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@sam
If you take a look at the four previous posts, they are all game based…..and also strangely lacking in posts from yourself.
If Roissy doesn’t write posts like these, what are numbnuts like you going to comment on?
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White, it goes deeper than iodine. Sucrose, high fructose corn syrup, non hominy treated corn, too much wheat, and a few other common foods damage the liver and thyroid in many people. Not to mention, those with recent history of starvation and of ancestries in which periodic starvation was normal, are adapted to use carbohydrates super-efficiently.
So a “healthy diet” for one person can be a sure fire recipe for diabetes for another. I recently read a news story on the fight against childhood obesity in which the mother of a Black female high school athlete put her daughter in the hands of doctors, nutritionists, and diet “experts”. They’re apparently oblivious to her needs, or afraid to lose money by breaking the party line.
The girl *gained* weight and body fat on their plan, and is talking like someone with an eating disorder. She’s like one step from binging and purging.
Sam, this issue is important to picking up chicks because where a girl might be more forgiving of legit deformities, we don’t like lazy, smelly couch potatoes any more than men do. We can deal with your receeding hairline, but if you’re too fat to be on top during sex, and don’t have a real health excuse, it’s going to be a problem.
There’s only so much you can ask someone new to put up with. “Love covers a multitude of evils,” but there are limits. I wouldn’t want to watch the train wreck of someone I seriously loved knowingly committing slow suicide.
Physical exceptions are one thing, but neglect is another. I once dated a guy who was almost 500 lbs. when I met him. He had an actual binge eating disorder, and learned to cope with it, but was still quite large when we met. He could however, move in ways that a lot of guys slimmer than him can’t, because he wasn’t lazy. He exercised, and aside of the binge eating, took good care of himself.
Women like a guy who looks like he loves himself. Guys who hate themselves take it out on their partners.
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sam,
I’m sure nobody, least of all Roissy, gives a shit whether you still visit his blog or not.
I preferred the Roissy in DC theme too, but if expanding the subject matter is what it takes for me to be able to continue reading this master of the adjective and run-on sentence, then power to him. He’s practically written everything you need to know about game already. For free.
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@sam
“If dumbass posts like this and the bullshit healthcare one are the new norm, I am getting the fuck off this blog.”
That’ll show him. I mean, what would he do without your loyal readership?
I do agree, however, that the new title of the blog is lame (one might even call it “beta” – it smacks of trying too hard).
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Whoop dee motherfucking doo. Excuse me for wanting to read posts that don’t involve a picture of a fat chinese man and detailing china’s health problems. I am so sorry for not finding these the least bit interesting. Accept my apologies.
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It once was, that every little cool thing Japan did, we should do to.
Now, with every iota of media attention fixated on China, we can realize the truth of just how fat most foreigners are.
“we all fit in thees country while Americans all fat!”
is the common refrain parroted.
Until you go there and see the real fugly fatties populating the fill-in-the-blank paradise of the day.
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Sam, if you go into the archives you’ll see that political commentary here alongside Game-related articles goes back a couple of years.
Citizen Renegate is not a bad name. Begone him who suggested a name that references The Matrix or the Red Pill or something — that would have been bad due to the nerd-o-stench that the Matrix lore is tainted with. But I digress.
Aren’t all the right-thinking among us citizen-renegades now?
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@Sam You’ll have a heck of a lot more hot chicks to choose from if they are women thinner from being properly nourished.
@Nicole Great points.
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Sorry last post garbled. Need more iodine.
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Mcdonalds happy meals are Darwin awards.
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I’m A Zit. Get It?
Oh, I do now, That’s your friend “Zeets.”
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“Roissy, you keep predicting the decline and fall of Western civilization, I wonder if this article could change your mind:”
Ross Douthat is not exactly an A list intellectual. Aping Fukyama’s silly thesis in light of unfolding current events is whistling past the graveyard.
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Fuck you, Roissy. He’s twice the man that you’re ever gonna be.
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I just noticed, you tagged this picture “Globalization”, and nobody sees the pun yet! Allow me to ponderously point it out.
Asians are finally going global. Geddit? Geddit? Hoo, I tell ya….
By the way nobody ever said a single thing about the great beta hubby picture I went to such life-risking efforts to obtain, edit, and annotate:
http://yfrog.com/2oexpatbetahunterj
Why? Why? Is nobody amused by beta-slave husbands any more? I can’t see why, PARTICULARLY since this is one of the few cases you’ll ever see of a reasonably attractive white woman marrying an Asian man. (She has her back turned in this photo, but I can tell you that frumpy clothing notwithstanding, she was actually rather pretty).
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Pupu finds the blowfish looking boy totally adorable!
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My God!
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“White Woman
Oh oh…it’s only a matter of time before all the Asian CHICKS are fat too….what a shame!”
Thread winnah!
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agreed.
they’re not much without their charms
a chunk
is a terrible thing
to waste
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