In various hot spots around the city you will see units of public housing. Usually you can identify these complexes by the disrepair of the property and the empty liquor bottles littering the sidewalk in front. It’s easy enough to avoid renting or buying a place next to a dump, but what if the public housing is newly constructed? You could be fooled into thinking the neighborhood is a charming outpost of SWPLness.
There is another way to tell which properties are Section 8 hell matrices. Read the names. Almost all the low income properties (where there is a ceiling imposed on the income level of candidates for residency) have bright, sunshiney names like “The Horizon House”, “Hope Plaza”, The Dream on 17″, or “New Beginnings”. It’s a dead giveaway when you take the most noxious neighbors possible, and slap on their crack shacks the most innocuous, hopenchange-y names possible. Is this fooling anyone?
I think the same should be done for exorbitantly priced condo complexes in edge communities that are breeding grounds for non-breeding SWPLs. It would be great to immediately identify SWPL housing by its hypocritically earnest name. For example: “Sustainable Living Luxury Condos”, “Whole Foods In Basement So You Never Have To Venture Into The Neighborhood You Brag About To Your Suburban Friends Condo”, “The Super Artsy Lofts On Lobbyist Ave”, “$300,000 Premium To Pay For Hip Bar That You Can Walk To Condos”, and “No Impact Man Used To Live Here Apartments — Free Wifi!”.
I mean, if our sick culture is going to steep itself in lies, may as well go all out and lie like a rug. We can make a game of it.
These are dark days.
LikeLike
Perhaps another giveway is to ask how many of the coops are owned vs rented. Anything more than 1/3 rented, you never want to buy. That is because when it comes to voting, you’ll be screwed.
LikeLike
There is a special circle of hell reserved for real estate agents & property developers, where they are bricked up in replicas of their own houses and their cries for mercy ignored.
LikeLike
they usually have the address and street name in ugly letters.
for instance: 300 CHUDLEY.
also they are usually painted bright, vibrant colors
LikeLike
there are lots of euphemisms about. “Lower-achieving” schools tend to have fancy names,like Technology Academy. LOL! But one thing that doesnt lie: when that street is Martin Luther King Drive….LOOK OUT!!!!!
LikeLike
Another giveaway:
Check-cashing places, even if combined with other services.
If the store front says “Checks Cashed” or something
equivalent, this is an orange alert. Neighborhood of
people so disorganized they cannot even manage
to maintain a checking account. You can be on welfare
and have a checking account. Non-checking-account-
holders are an overlapping but different group, those
utterly disorganized, even if they have real income.
A SINGLE such place in a neighborhood might be OK,
there are always outliers that need this service. More
than one within half a mile means don’t go near the
place.
LikeLike
what does SWPL mean? keep seeing it on these posts but haven’t got a clue what it means
LikeLike
Great I used to go to Roissy’s blog to get gender insight, now I hope that when I go to ‘Citizen Renegade’ some ‘Chateau’ guy is talking about women and not some other crap I don’t care about today.
LikeLike
SWPL – I googled about a week ago.
Stuff White People Like. But the term is
used loosely, sometimes in cases where
a straight substitution would be ungrammatical,
even in the sense of simply “White People”.
LikeLike
SeZ
“what does SWPL mean? keep seeing it on these posts but haven’t got a clue what it means”
From Wikipedia:
SWPL (noun): acronym for Seriously Limp-wristed White Poseurs
Remember to always check Wikipedia before asking questions — it will never lead you astray.
LikeLike
Yeah, I don’t know what SWPL means either.
And, why is john hating on MLK drive, I used to live off an MLK. …. on second thought, oh, I see….
I’m all for fucking some hoodrats by the way… it’s some freaky girls with good pussy in those Section 8 Projects… I’m just saying, though…
LikeLike
You mean to tell me my real estate agent lied to me?
Hmmm… that could explain how all of the gas stations around here have a bullet proof glass over the cashiers counter.
Also I did find it weird that there was a police officer greeting me at the door all the time.
That could also explain the graffiti on the wall saying, ” Under 3 bodies.” I though it was those damn teenage kids screwing around.
LikeLike
And for when the SWPLs hit their molden years: Zero Emissions Assisted Living. Zero truth, maximum social posturing.
In my town, the wizards of smart on the city council have zoned portions of downtown for highrise high density condos. Number sold after being available for over a year? Zilch. No one lives there, which is sort of the environmentalist’s wet dream: a man-free Earth — except him and all his friends, oh and self-watering tofu bushes and water pumps powered by perpetual motion machines and free-range chickens who behead and butcher themselves, etc. I call the place Carbon Free Towers. Get it? Heh.
LikeLike
The switch to this socially conscious focus is fantastic. If the world is truly going to hell, you are certainly an apt troubadour to compose her funeral song. Kudos!
Around my neck of the woods, one finds a bizarre mix of gentrification and housing projects. It is the epitome of diversity: Gay lovers, trustafarians, hipsters of every stripe, all surrounded by their brothers of another color–who often seem more interested in their wealthy neighbors’ unguarded consumer goods than their bleeding-heart liberalism.
This is pretty common in many cities across the US nowadays. Million dollar homes that are within blocks of hungry, huddled masses bearing semi-automatic weapons. Meticulously tended flower beds fertilized by piss and 40-bottles. You would never know what you were buying if you didn’t drive around the neighborhood (or read the crime reports).
I love it here, by the way. A great excuse to become proficient in the use of firearms.
Roissy (or Chateau), your views on women may be as repugnant and misguided to me as they are entertaining (and at times compelling)–but your social critiques are right fucking on! I’m sure the so-called “betas” of the world will wail in agony should you cease your lessons in warped mating tactics, but those of us who read your blog for the sharp writing skills will applaud you for broadened horizons.
You don’t need me to tell you that, though. Your blog–your world. Burn it to the ground however you see fit. Just do it in style, man. Little Brother is watching you.
LikeLike
Who the hell is Chateau? Qu’est-ce qui se passe?
LikeLike
Hey Roissy, have you been pw’d by your ltr? As a condition of your, ehm, release, did she insist you stop posting on Game? I hope so, because your new topics are more interesting, and you pretty much said everything there is to say about Game ten times over.
High five, hombroid.
LikeLike
SWPL = Stuff White People Like
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
LikeLike
Oh no living next to poor people
how will we ever survive if we end up in the “ghetto”
LikeLike
Don’t dis Whole Foods – the CEO gets lots of credit for publicly trashing Obamacare, to the great displeasure of much of his clientele.
LikeLike
Maybe YOUR real estate agent won’t tell YOU these things, but mine certainly will. She has done an outstanding job for me and a number of my friends.
LikeLike
No need to shit on idealism and public housing.
But I agree that it would be cool if SWPL euphemisms were used to name certain condo complexes.
LikeLike
@Anonymous
“Oh, no, living next to poor people”
Reality is harsh.
Obviously, there are poor people
whose luck has run out, and who are
upstanding citizens.
And way over 90% of the US population of 1900
would be considered “poor” by today’s standards.
However, in modern US society, with lots
of opportunities, ON AVERAGE, those
who end up in housing projects tend to have
unpleasant habits, have poor planning skills
etc, and a disproportionate number
(but NOT necessarily a majority) are
prone to petty (or not so petty) crime.
So, you don’t want them as neighbors.
Seriously. This is nothing personal,
just business and statistics.
LikeLike
I’ll take the ghetto over the suburbs any day of the week.
LikeLike
I have DC friends living in a building called “The Gatsby.” I laughed so hard, I couldn’t breathe.
LikeLike
This was a very James Kunstler’esque post. thanks
LikeLike
I have DC friends living in a building called “The Gatsby.” I laughed so hard, I couldn’t breathe
Funnily enough that title might actually be appropriate for those sort of developments – wasn’t the whole point of Gatsby that the reality (although possibly more sincere) was not as glamorous as the image?
LikeLike
On rereading the Great Gatsby I see that it was not Gatsby, but the people he wanted to impress, who were the disappointment. Perhaps you have a point after all.
LikeLike
Blow it up, Roark.
Thanks for giving a shout out to No Impact Man. That book is revolutionary.
Also, funny. I had to read this twice.
LikeLike
Roissy your last few posts have really been a bitter take on life. Post more about game, you seem to feel more positive about things then…
LikeLike
Actually, for content: here in New Zealand we have a similar situation. Govt medium density housing interspersed within “normal” suburbs. For the most part they are the problem houses, populated by people permanently on the dole. Last time I bought a house (less than 2 years ago) we turned down a fantastic house in a great area because it was next door to a govt. complex. The house had security cameras all around its perimeter – the first such house I’d seen since coming to New Zealand.
There’s a reason people are in those places, and for the most part “temporarily hard up and just needs a break” is very rare.
LikeLike
David Lane was an estate agent in the 70’s. Dead now. Lost his job when he refused to go along. Many areas have since flipped. Freedom of association is good – not sure when it was criminalized, but who knows?, it might make a comeback.
LikeLike
@john
Freedom of association was largely abolished with
the Civil Rights Act and some associated legiferation,
spearheaded by LBJ, circa 1965. Please, people,
these are facts and should not be subject to
argument. What CAN be argued is whether this
was, on balance a good or a bad thing.
LikeLike
Roissy, why don’t you forget about living in the high-status coastal metros and move to flyover country? Out here in the sticks housing is CHEAP, and there are no yuppies, swpls, or posers. I live in a midwestern city that doesn’t even have a Whole Foods, and I like it that way. No bike paths either, but lots of pickup trucks. And you can buy a 2,000 sq ft house for less than $100k. I own one, without a mortgage. The expensive sophisticated cities are way overrated.
LikeLike
In my younger days I often worked weekends on a crew cleaning out low-income rental units. Some of the people who lived such were, obviously, poor, but generally left the place in surprisingly good shape. But we could tell a Section 8 unit the moment we walked in; the difference between Section 8 “renters” and “just poor folk” was striking.
LikeLike
Noimpactman? No shit…
Colin Beaver ought to be keelhauled. He’s an environmentalist Dr. Phil.
I make hardly any trash, but that’s because I don’t waste a damn thing. To me, making “no impact” is a business advantage. I don’t understand how people can agonize over this stuff — it isn’t that hard to cook your own food, avoid driving when you don’t need to, etc.
The most wasteful people I know are the SWPL types who throw out all the bacon grease and insist on elegantly packaged salads (bacon was invented for the drippings). For God’s sake, I’ve got a couple kids and I still barely fill up the trash a third of the way every week. I even feel bad about that — I want a couple chickens to eat whatever leftovers are available so I can at least have eggs and a good roast chicken dinner from table scraps every now and then.
For the wiser amongst us, it is these people’s waste that is our fortune. I meet women leveraged to hilt with car payments, etc., and all I do is pay cash for what I need. No point in marrying these types and taking on their debt… What a retarded culture we live in.
LikeLike
Since the cost of living in my California High Desert town is much less than in the nearby Inland Empire, the welfare officials are getting bonuses for moving the riff-raff up here. A huge amount of new section 8 types are moving in.
Also, the last 3 apartment complexes built here have been designated “for low income”.
LikeLike
i am a real estate agent, and i know where all the projects are and customers are always asking to see “too good to be true” super cheap single houses that ring them. i risk getting in trouble all the time when white customers BEG me not to put them in black neighborhoods. its sick that i have to collude with them like a criminal to keep their kids, wives and property safe.
LikeLike
Where the heck is Tuuuuupac?
LikeLike
“However, in modern US society, with lots
of opportunities, ON AVERAGE, those
who end up in housing projects tend to have
unpleasant habits, have poor planning skills
etc, and a disproportionate number
(but NOT necessarily a majority) are
prone to petty (or not so petty) crime.”
Let’s put it plainly – those who end up in housing projects likely have an IQ below 85.
LikeLike
@JB
“Let’s put it plainly – those who end up in housing projects likely have an IQ below 85.”
Possibly true, probably there is a correlation at any rate.
However, I think it is wrong on several levels to make IQ out to be the determining factor. It is a matter of, however
hard to define, “character”. It does not take a monster
IQ (or even an average one) to know not to piss
in the stairway. And even people with presumably
above average IQ can be destructive slobs, see e.g.
“Unlimited Access” by Gary Aldrich, about how the Clinton staffers trashed the White House.
Another thing is, the focus on character and habits is
much more constructive. There is very little you can
do to improve your IQ, but, in most cases, MUCH you
can do to improve your character, and especially habits.
LikeLike
Meanwhile in Australia they are teaching women their value from a young age.
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/hey-dad-costar-threatened-over-sex-abuse-claims-20100326-r0s2.html
—
Simone Buchanan says she was aware fellow actor Robert Hughes was allegedly touching and exposing himself to child star Sarah Monahan on the set of the show, which ran on the Seven Network from 1987 to 1994.
…
“He was very, very angry with me. He said: ‘If I hear you speaking about this again anywhere, I’ll see to it you’ll never work in this country again,'”
—
AA
LikeLike
things your real estate agent won’t tell you: where the fuck the glengarry leads are
LikeLike
“There is very little you can
do to improve your IQ, but, in most cases, MUCH you
can do to improve your character, and especially habits.”
You might be right about basic hygiene habits.
I can’t stand how bleeding heart gliberals blur the line between “the poor” and “the scum.” A lot of people in the projects ARE scum (not merely misfortunate), but woe be onto you if you dare mention this cruel reality.
LikeLike
It *is* true! Socialized medicine and the teat of the welfare state is feminizing our society.
Hard scientific evidence here:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704100604575145810050665030.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read
LikeLike
Happened to me in NYC. Beautiful brand new building, and the housing units were cheap, even in the time of the Obama recession. I should have known…
1. If I’d bothered to look out my back window, I would have seen a tree-obscured building and sign. Upon closer inspection: Housing project.
2. Too cheap units.
3. Well away from subways, which is where they stick the projects.
4. Soup kitchen/homeless shelter across the street.
Guys, do your homework when you shop for real estate. This is one of the few times a woman is actually useful to help you out—women notice all the little details about homes. It comes from their natural nesting tendencies—-
This is also why women have success as real estate agents. That, and they’re natural liars.
LikeLike
This is a message to the white boy at Ben’s Chili Bowl tonight around three.
If you ever decide to cut in front of me again I will not just shove you out of my way. And, by the way, the next time you decide to cut in front of a man you’d better make sure it is not me.
Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to punk you in front of your cunt. I always enjoy emasculating shit talkers and bitches.
LikeLike
Wait until the government goes bankrupt and then you will see what is the real deal, like here in Brazil.
LikeLike
@too late for romance
Good job.
Faggit.
LikeLike
Another thing to do is to visit the neighborhood at a few different times during the week, both day and night.
LikeLike
@too late for romance
so you shoved an some guy in a queue at some junk food place … then you bragged about it at the internet … THUG LIFE!
LikeLike
on the internet i guess
LikeLike
[…] nice to look at, it is rather over-priced (who in Ireland has 7.5 million Euros other than in the red these […]
LikeLike
@SmartDuck
“Wait until the government goes bankrupt and then you will see what is the real deal, like here in Brazil.”
Obviously OT, but could you describe what
actually happened? Since the US is likely to
be next, this would have much value to
those of us who – still – live stateside.
LikeLike
“Things Your Real Estate Agent Won’t Tell You”
Just to be clear, this are things your real estate agent *can’t* tell you because of the Fair Housing Act. I actually told my real estate agent that the neighborhood looked kind of “trashy” (it was) and he said couldn’t comment on that.
LikeLike
Hold on, so fair housing doesn’t just mean that people can live wherever they want, it means other people must be tricked into living where they don’t want? Crazy. Have to second the bringing along a woman thing. I was looking at a fixer-upper in a transitional negihborhood in an upscale city, but the gf noticed a Habitat for Humanity building project next door – no dice.
LikeLike
i tell my customers everything and if i get in trouble ill stop being a realtor–i dont HAVE to be a realtor, fuck them. in the beginning i would suggest they drive through certain areas befor ei showed them houses there, theyd always call back and say “never mind”
LikeLike
How timely. Today’s St. Pete Times has a good piece on “Suburbs’ Dilemma: Vacancies or Section 8 Renters?”
http://www.tampabay.com/news/suburbs-dilemma-vacancies-or-section-8-renters/1083421
And why is it that liberals always seem to insist that for black people to have better lives then they must be in close proximity to white people? (e.g. school integration, forced busing, section 8.)
LikeLike
You expected the truth?
LikeLike
I live in a Baltimore suburb.
A co-worker chose to buy a house in the city. Now, she pays about 3x the real estate tax I do, and she spends $20,000 per year for kindergarten. She has two kids. She will pay over $300,000 per kid to educate them in private schools through high school because she lives in Baltimore City. (See note on that below.)
When you cross MLK Drive, you are in Indian country. You can’t believe the casual violence that goes on. You never read about that. Also, the petty crime (car stealing, muggings) is no news. Killings do get reported in the crime blotter in the Baltimore Sun, but to make it to the first page it has to be a police shooting or a multiple killings or something a bit unusual (“Man leads police to buried body of his girlfriend’s baby, etc.”) After all, when murder happens 220 times per year, that is not news, that is just a statistic. When a white gets killed, that usual gets to the front page, since that is unusual. Rapes? Hardly reported.
We had a recent (last week) police shooting here that got to the front page. During a car stop by three armed officers, a kid went back into his car, came out with a gun, and shot two of the three cops. The third cop killed the kid. “His actions defied logic” explained the police chief. They found marijuana in the car. Imagine having him for a neighbor.
Schooling? Public schools in the city are out of the question, of course, thanks to 50 years of progress. Nobody with options, including public school teachers, sends their children to the public schools.
Public school spending is killing the budget of both the city and the state.
Now, about the note about private schools. There are a couple of expensive private schools in Baltimore. The private schools are $20,000 for kindergarten. They shamelessly use game to seduce their clients. They use “negging” to attract paying customers. “Are your kids good enough for our school?” is their come on. Your kid must take tests and go through a formal interview process (at FOUR years of age!!). If he passes, they will invite you to join their school (Bring your checkbook.)
They use “social proof” to make themselves more attractive. Well known graduates of the school are pointed to. My colleague went to a reception for potential clients. It was like going to an expensive dinner party. The ushers and general go-fers were seniors at the school, all of whom were very handsome young men.
I pointed out to my colleague this school was just gaming her, like any PUA. She didn’t care. She thinks her child needs every advantage in this life.
American city life is sick.
So, Roissy, you have had great success with the ladies by approaching them with an objective and rational policy. You saw through their B.S. and prospered. I suspect you are finding them boring at this point. I find women get boring fast. I hope you turn your talents to larger fields. Law or politics (or anything in sales) might be a perfect place for your talents. I’d vote for you if you ran for office. If you have good hair, you could have a future in politics.
Good luck!!
LikeLike
This problem is easily solved. If you are paying less than 1 million dollars for an apartment or house, you need to work harder. If you don’t want to be near the degenerates and scum of society, make sure this simple requirement is met. It easily roots out having to live next to wastes of life who are poor.
LikeLike
Who in their right fucking mind would ever deal with a real-estate agent? Deal with real people and rent privately owned apartments and housing. Is DC this fucked up that folks can’t even have an honest conversation with each other about renting an apartment?
Damn glad I’m in California, even with all this shit hitting the fan. Folks are desperate for income and will rent to the first sane, charming white male to walk through the door.
LikeLike
@azuzuru
“It *is* true! Socialized medicine and the teat of the welfare state is feminizing our society.
Hard scientific evidence here:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704100604575145810050665030.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read ”
Maybe. There are lots of factors that highly correlate,
and are thus hard to tease apart. I suspect the
amount of violence (real or perceived) is the major
factor, mentioned in the link, deep down:
“The same goes for violent crime. In cultures where physical strength and dominance are a primary means of security and social mobility, a masculine mate seems like a valuable asset”
In insecure times, women will seek a mate that
can defend them. Makes sense. This also
explains some of the female fascination for
“bad boys”.
Even deeper down in the article, something both
Roissy and Devlin have written about, from
yet another perspective:
“To secretly have it all, some women adopt a “dual mating” strategy—marrying a solid, faithful guy and enjoying trysts with hunks. As a result, up to 10% of babies born in some populations have fathers who are presumed to be their biological dads but aren’t.”
Great stuff, that article, Thanks, azuzuru!
LikeLike
hrisis:
Chrisis writes:
[Y]our last few posts have really been a bitter take on life. Post more about game, you seem to feel more positive about things then
Chrisis, what are you, a therapist?
There have been five Game posts this week – what more do you want?
Let the author of this blog write about whatever he wants. If you want a blog devoted exclusively to Game, go and write it yourself.
Personally, I enjoy the non-Game posts, although I respect the fact that every blogger has freedom of choice as to their subject topic.
LikeLike
Where’s my new gravatar gone?
LikeLike
Thank you for returning my gravatar, she gets nervous around strangers and I was concerned for her. However no permanent harm appears to have been suffered.
LikeLike
If you really want to borrow my gravatar, you may do so for this evening, but I want her back tomorrow. She is a gentle soul, and has been gently reared, please remember this. Also, no puppies.
LikeLike
OK, I now see that my gravatar comes up on firefox but not inernet explorer, this explains things. Sorry. Cleared of any gravatar theft.
LikeLike
You’re fucking weird SDaedalus.
But I like that.
LikeLike
“Soylent Green is people!” as Chuck Heston said, but enough about FICTIONAL dystopia.
Where I’m at, not having enough quarters on the base, my service has put us up in leased housing… you gessed it, Section 8 land had the lowest bid. Idiotville. (And, I don’t mean ’cause they’re poor– there’re folk who work their butts off to get by here– it’s the one’s who’re poor from being idiots and keep acting that way as their mothers aren’t around the smack them for being ignorant.) It’s all “bling,” rims and stereo systems on cars that’re worth less than them and fat people eating fast/snack food as their main diet… the motherf*kers are incredibly bad neighbors, no common courtesy or concept of anybody else like they’re about 12. (Fortunately, they’re scared of the military people and the cops who live here.)
LikeLike
Like it sez…
LikeLike
Re: Obama money
Congratulations they found a couple of idiots.
Meanwhile there plenty on the other side who think Iraq did 9/11.
Anyways congratulations Castle this place is just another political cesspool now. Bye.
LikeLike
I was visiting some relatives in Rio (de Janeiro, the East Front of race-based housing decisions) and they lived in an apartment overlooking a favela (slum), some quarter mile away.
Then, during lunch, a shooting started in the favela. No one moved, no one cared, and the kids remained in the balcony playing, as if nothing was happening. There we had a dozen white people lunching during a shooting, a shooting that involved an almost 100% black favela, and I was the only person around – with the exception of the kids – who thought that possibly there are some differences between whites and blacks and that black underachievement wasn’t due to white racism only
LikeLike
Dat_Truth_Hurts
You’re fucking weird SDaedalus. But I like that.
Thank you, I’ll try to view that as a compliment (or should that be a neg)
LikeLike
LATFH SORSA — look at this fucking hipster son-of-a-real-state-agent
http://www.latfh.com/
LikeLike
Would you also like to be ‘gently reared’, sdaedalus?
mwahahahahahahahahahaha….
LikeLike
I went to the no-impact man’s blog and almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Kill all greens.
LikeLike
A dead give away is you’re by Martin Luther King Blvd. In some cities you can even see Emmett Till Street.
LikeLike
A Saturday afternoon during summer is all the reconnnaissance one needs.
LikeLike
Jacko writes
Would you also like to be ‘gently reared’, sdaedalus?
Apologies Jacko if I unintentionally led you on.
I was using “gently reared” to mean “well-brought up” as in the Lay (sorry) of El Cid
“by God’s help and thine they are noble, and gently reared they be”
also as in the John Buchan novel Mr Standfast (again, hope the title doesn’t give the wrong impression)
“This is a rough business and we won’t bring in the name of a gently reared and pure minded young girl. If we speak of her at all we call her by a pet name out of the Pilgrim’s Progress”
I hope this clarifies matters.
I can’t actually find any evidence of “gently reared” being used in the alternative meaning you give it, maybe you have invented a new double entendre
mwhahahahaha
mwahahahahahahahahahaha….
LikeLike
Lol. Anyone who can’t tell that public housing is nearby is truly retarded.
Anyways, why all the hate on urban life?
Yeah, over-priced yuppie condos and gentrified neighborhoods have a down side…but so do the burbs.
The burbs: Driving 45 minutes to get a decent meal and living in a giant DUI trap aren’t exactly great either…especially for young men looking for poon a regular basis.
LikeLike
Good gravy, another guy getting his property stolen from him by our feminized legal system. When will the insanity end?
http://tinyurl.com/ycps9ws
LikeLike
@madras
“The burbs: Driving 45 minutes to get a decent meal and living in a giant DUI trap aren’t exactly great either…especially for young men looking for poon a regular basis.”
I don’t know what your dietary requirements are.
Surburbia doesn’t have to mean populated by
Lardburgers.
The DUI trap, now that takes a little planning.
The simple solution is Virgin Marys etc. They
look the same as the real stuff. If you are even
somewhat practiced, you don’t need booze to
get your courage up – and besides, consider
seduction a precision sport.
Another solution is expect some woman to drive,
to her place. Have cab money in reserve.
A third solution: Have a horse-and-buggy. Great
conversation piece. And you are OK as long as
you don’t give the horse too much whisky.
LikeLike
Wall St. Journal evaluates Macho Men
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704100604575145810050665030.html?mod=WSJ_LifeStyle_Lifestyle_5
LikeLike
Re “too late for romance” at 5:42am on 3/28. Hmm. I am assuming you’re a nigger. I hope and pray some 65 IQ “bruvva” gets pissed off at you and pumps a few rounds into your spine;you wind up one of those wheel chair niggers blowing into a tube. Then you die. So we dont have to pay for your ass. Oh btw,if you wanna talk about it,asshole,you can find me right here! ON THE INTERNET…
LikeLike
Re Silver Fox and the WSJ article the other guy referenced,too: (You really should read ALL the posts,duckie!) The guy in the pic,on the right,is clearly better looking than the other guy. He looks younger,leaner and more normal.The guy on the left has fat Jay leno jaw. He looks a bit freaky. Like Mel G on steroids. So I wouldnt pay too much attention to this “scientific study.” Dont worry,you got Roissy,you’re gonna get pussy!!Were ALL gonna get pussy!
LikeLike
LBK,
So what’s there to do for fun out there in flyover country? Cow-tipping? No, seriously….
And jobs?
There’s always a catch, is all I’m saying.
LikeLike
It helps to know some developers and architects in the area, that way you get some control of the new construction of the building and neighborhood you’re looking to buy or rent in. Look into who designed the building and look into the developers. Don’t go to realtors, go to the architecture firm that is building the project and ask them who the realtors for the building are. This is a subject I know quite a bit about, anyone looking to buy in DC, let me know. “I know people”. DC is feel-goody and very PC, so yeah, the names are often gay.
LikeLike
Where the heck is Tuuuuupac?
Nothing is confirmed, but a little bird tells me that Tupac has been busy lately sneaking into your dreams at night. Say “hi” next time!
LikeLike
Re “too late for romance” at 5:42am on 3/28. Hmm. I am assuming you’re a nigger. I hope and pray some 65 IQ “bruvva” gets pissed off at you and pumps a few rounds into your spine;you wind up one of those wheel chair niggers blowing into a tube. Then you die. So we dont have to pay for your ass. Oh btw,if you wanna talk about it,asshole,you can find me right here! ON THE INTERNET…
pipe down, kike
LikeLike
Tupac,
So where did your love for Clio go? word on the blogbock is patrickh ain’t treating her so well. I hear he was caught sneaking out of Aoefe’s e-room at 2 in the morning but you didn’t hear that from me cause I ain’t one to gossip. Better go in there and scoop alias clio up before someone else does.
PS. take advice from a chick name chic hm! Any woman whose named mememe is letting you know up front what type of relationship the two of you will have.
LikeLike
Surely it’s a prerequisite that if you work in real estate you have to be a lying two faced asshole
LikeLike
So where did your love for Clio go?
Changes aren’t permanent…but change is.
Any woman whose named me me me is letting you know up front what type of relationship the two of you will have.
One of the honest few? Good on her.
Chic, do you still have the policy of eagerly accepting oral sex while refusing to give it?
I don’t know what made me think of that.
LikeLike
tupac LChic, do you still have the policy of eagerly accepting oral se while refusing to give it?
I don’t know what made me think of that.
probably your boo cannon’s cannon 🙂
LikeLike
Hiiiiii Tupac!!
Nope, sorry, he’s not in my dreams…yet. Send a little bit of flirty flirt this way, it might help, I think?!? 😉
I actually am quite honest…ummm, not to toot my own horn but TOOT TOOT!!!
Me!
ps-change is sooooo good!
LikeLike
So we have second couple me me me and Tupac… This should be good and will make up for the bhetti and doug e-love that is now private viewing only.
I bet Clio is somewhere fuming with jealousy.
LikeLike
you get your panties in a wad over what?? the names of buildings?? the alpha move is not let such minutia unravel you. if “chateau-de-fuck-you-very-much” gets you down (and it shouldn’t), go out and bang 10 hot chicks. whining is the beta move.
LikeLike
Yeah, in Regina there aren’t as many opportunities for this type of subertfuge. All the neighborhoods are fairly straightforward. Dark days indeed. Haha.
LikeLike