Want to get chicks to show their tits? Well, you could seduce them. Or… you could take the quick and dirty route and blackmail them with a snake, a bird, and Chatroulette.
Gizmodo has the story. One of the commenters tried emotional blackmail game.
So….
In the name of science ;o)
I tried this for about 2 hours last night.
I got a group of girls to freak out [and] show their boobs..
but since it’s a vid clip – the bird got eaten anyways .. then they all freaked out more and one of them started to cry.8 girls ask[ed] me to save the bird, but then when I told them the price they said “eh.. let it die”
20 girls just clicked next the min they saw the snake/bird.
and a shit load of guys who wanted to see the bird get eaten.
😆
My guess: the girls who freaked out and showed their boobs to save the little bird would fall hard for assholes running vulnerability game. The eight girls who decided, when push came to shove, that bird murder was preferable to flashing their tits are Obama voters. The twenty girls who clicked next right away to leave the bird to its doom are lawyers. The guys are guys — tits, snake eating a bird, it’s all quality entertainment.
you’re going to die alone.
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I love these little things that reveal the black soul of our dying culture.
We had a chatroulette party a few weeks ago where we had it running on the big screen. Our side was a blowup doll. We saw several boobies, but way too many guys jacking off. I wonder what those guys do when they find each other.
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I wouldn’t be so hard on the girls who didn’t flash their tits to “save” the bird. Benefit of the doubt – they didn’t want to chat with the kind of person that feeds live birds to snakes.
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Roissy, care to comment?
http://www.slate.com/id/2250706/
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somehow, i don’t think that the bird was saved…
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OR the girls who clicked next just knew this clip as the elle-herd twitterd/e-mails it constantly among itself, and just couldn´t be bothered to rewatch it again for the umpteenth time.
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Here’s my new opener:
So… what’s your bra size!?!
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“you’re going to die alone.”
Everyone dies alone. Most importantly everyone lives alone.
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Hey, you have a great blog here! I’m definitely going to bookmark you! Thank you for your info.And this is Game Varaity Social site/blog. It pretty much covers Game Varaity Social related stuff.
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Roissy is the dregs of a late night taco bell drunken binge festival as it circles around the toilet bowl the next day.
PS A C-note that roissy in real life is in IT.lol.
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Priceless.
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Hey, I put that video up a couple of weeks ago.. it was not me, but I was one of the first to mirror it.
http://dissention.wordpress.com/2010/03/31/snake-eats-bird-on-chatroulette/
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I see the infamous National lampoon cover,”Buy this Magazine or This Dog Will Die” lives on! Good! I got to get on Chatroulette. I will be the guy standing there with me dick out!! Wouldnt it be funny if someone who knew me saw it??
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they’re all fucking obama voters
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I’d basically assume you were trolling since chatroulette is full of trolls. The girls who clicked next probably didn’t want to bother.
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I don’t believe this. Don’t you think that statistically there is a good chance someone (maybe even a girl?) would say something like: ‘just save that bird, dammit!’ Have to admit though I enjoyed the psychological aspect of the study.
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margaret–
To which the game guy’s response is, “we can save the bird but you have to help. There’s a price. You know what it is. Do you care?
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That’s the plan… 🙂
BTW, the snake’s got to eat. What did you guys think snakes eat?
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OK, off topic. In my last comment a month ago, I said I’d lapsed into depression and was demonstrated serious betatude, with concomitant lack of sex and respect from my girlfriend of two years.
Well, I summed up what was left of my shriveled balls and I split up with her a month ago. It was a clean break, a nice, quick conversation, and I got out of there.
My depression lifted immediately. I got on with my life. The balls unshriveled. Within a week, believe it or not, I was over the worst of the pain; within two, I was in pretty good shape. By the end of week three, I was feeling great and grateful she was out of my life.
Then, with freedom ringing in my ears, she found me online at the end of week three and we started chatting — and before I knew it, I’d asked her to meet me in a hotel in an hour. She showed up.
Two nights later, about 10 I get a text — can I come to your house? I said ok. She said she’d been on a date and didn’t want to be there. The guy asked her to go home with him and she said she’d “take a raincheck.” Instead, she came over my house. More of “that” happened and let’s just say she was compliant in a way that I haven’t seen in a while.
A few days ago she said she wanted to come over Friday (e.g., tomorrow) to “talk” about our future. There is no future. Beta-boy within me has started chattering about how it would be nice to hear her out; my inner alpha is saying make her feel good and sleep with her; the rest of me is saying, “I dumped her because she was a chronic liar … I was over this — why did I let myself start to get sucked back in?”
I have no idea what I’ll do tomorrow. I don’t need to dump her again — already did.
Anyway, I just wanted to share that even if you’ve lapsed into serious depression and fallen into betatude, if you can summon up the initiative to leave and get on with your life, you might be surprised how quickly her respect returns once your self-respect does. FWIW.
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Doug1,
hypothetically, say I accepted the rules of the game and the above described responses are the only options I have. I still don’t want to take my clothes off in front of other people. Assuming the bird is not in imminent danger I could always do something to distract like faking a grand mal seizure. Or suggest we all take our tops off which would make the situation more silly then erotic. In the end though I think I would save the little bird because it is the right thing to do.
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I haven’t been following your story Bill, but the two points you just mentioned of 1)her being a chronic lier you felt you had to leave in order to feel better and 2) her weaseling her way back into your life remind me a lot of a dynamic that happens with BPD girls. I’ve dated a few. Breaking up with them is difficult, as they get you to forgive the most horrific stuff. Over and over. It’s so bad that a lot of guys (BPD affects women more than men) feel they are getting diseased merely by being around the borderline, and can’t tell up from down anymore.
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Well then let’s all get really silly!
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Roissy used an emoticon?
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[…] Roissy 0. […]
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My guess: the girls who freaked out and showed their boobs to save the bird were gonna show their boobs anyway. Half the reason anyone gets on Chatroulette is to get anonymously naked anyway. The eight girls who decided, when push came to shove, that bird murder was preferable to flashing their tits are probably more like 16 or 32 girls, but your homie be lyin’. The twenty girls who clicked next right away are smart enough to realize they’re on Chatroulette. The guys are guys.
My reaction: doooood snake’s gotta eat too! As someone above said, what did you think snakes ate??
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@LIL
Snakes eat dead babies. What is this? Amateur hour?
Chat-roulette is good for catching predators.
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Anybody see this?
“At 19, Sarah had an abortion. Now 38 and childless, an email from the baby’s father has made her question her whole life”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1266367/At-19-Sarah-abortion-Now-38-childless-email-babys-father-question-life.html
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On a completely unrelated topic, this is one of the saddest videos I’ve ever seen. It’s an omega taking three years to beat Sim City. As a Digg commenter quipped “Must have taken him forever to complete while trying to fit it in between all the sex he was having.”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezZgAl6aN8
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http://www.avclub.com/articles/surprisingly-this-steven-seagal-used-me-as-his-sex,40119/
Steven Seagal allegedly pays several women to satisfy him sexually around the clock…
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Chatroulette is the reason why we will never explore space and settle other planets
http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/why_we_havent_met_any_aliens/
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Off-topic: is anyone else here unable to take female novelists seriously? I can’t read a book by a woman.
Women inherently have a poor grasp of reality and most of their novels are exercises in masturbatory fantasy – other women may love it, but for serious male readers, they’re hard to take seriously.
The last book by a woman I read was Wuthering Heights.
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Roissy, I know the subject of America’s decline into socialism interests you and some others here, so I want to offer you my perspective on a new Canadian wealth-redistribution scheme currently being hatched, and which will surely be watched by the Democrats:
“Canada: Retirement savings may go to support the poor (are you listening, Democrats?)”
Just see my blog, http://ostranova.wordpress.com
@Anonymous — from Britain’s The Daily Mail, as you quoted –
“At 19, Sarah had an abortion. Now 38 and childless, an email from the baby’s father has made her question her whole life”
— you should be aware that the British press, that is, all eight of the major dailies on Fleet Street, is one of the least truthful in the Western world. They lie when it suits them and pay the penalties when caught, and stay in the black. The Daily Mail is great entertainment, but it is extremely easy to believe that this ‘Sarah’ is simply the fictional creation of a pimply copy editor who got lucky with the bosses one day.
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This is no suprise. An effortless way to see tits at a festival:
1) Gather your friends.
2) Put up your folding chairs.
3) Write a sign: “A can of beer for flashing your tits.”
4) If a girl shows them, take a can, open it, drink it and throw it at her.
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@Badger Nation
Another foolish woman chasing a career and squandering her most valuable commodity. Now she realizes her mistake, yet she never quite admits it.
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What’s the best source for tactical based game? I’m looking at the Venusian Arts handbook. Should that pretty much cover what I need to know? I’ve seen a lot of the RSD stuff which I think is probably pretty good, but I’d like something a little less esoteric to hold on to when I start doing approaches.
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””’illness
This is no suprise. An effortless way to see tits at a festival:
1) Gather your friends.
2) Put up your folding chairs.
3) Write a sign: “A can of beer for flashing your tits.”
4) If a girl shows them, take a can, open it, drink it and throw it at her.
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Yea jamboree in the hills one of best times of my life 16 years old. Country music festival for like 4 days straight. Tits everywhere we actually gave the woman beer though for the tit flashes he he he
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This is “running vulnerability game”? Being a sick *sshole is emotionally open and “genuine,” eh? How ’bout Faces of Death as a date flick?
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