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One Of The Funnier Hitler Rant Parodies

May 1, 2010 by CH

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  1. on May 1, 2010 at 5:54 pm maurice

    What would Eva say?

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  2. on May 1, 2010 at 7:40 pm Riff Dog

    There are a lot of pop references in there. Very clever. My favorite is “Her problems number nearly a hundred, but a Fuhrer won’t be one.” (Jay-Z)

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  3. on May 1, 2010 at 7:54 pm Bhetti

    What’s Gaga’s rating on the scale of beauty?

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  4. on May 1, 2010 at 8:17 pm Dave

    Some more funny stuff from youtube with some great shaming of dysfunctional male behavior:

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  5. on May 1, 2010 at 9:26 pm Bhetti

    Dave: That is HILARIOUS.

    Is that dog an alpha nerd?

    You can see why actual schizophrenics can find it much easier to conform to these communities.

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  6. on May 1, 2010 at 9:51 pm Ay Papito

    One of my favorite news bloopers. Female anchor sort of admits being spanked as an adult. Hot.

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  7. on May 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm Tupac Chopra

    Since we’re posting funny videos, I’d like to give a shout out to UCB (any UCB fans here?) They have a definite absurdist streak which appeals to my warped sense of humor.

    Here’s one of my faves, “Ass Pennies”:

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies

    If anyone wants to know the secret to success, how to get “hand” in relationships, etc., there it is. Ass Pennies.

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  8. on May 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm Evzone

    @Bhetti

    Transvestites don’t qualify.

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  9. on May 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm Samois

    Here’s a question I’m interested in hearing people’s takes on:

    Would you fuck Lady Gaga? And when I say fuck, I mean you got to look at her face, not brownbagging or turning the lights down low and hitting it doggy. A night of fucking in various assorted positions. Discuss.

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  10. on May 2, 2010 at 8:43 pm Evzone

    @Samois

    Honestly, she might be attractive if she didn’t have all that weird artsy-chick makeup. Can we at least wash her face first? Her body is…average. Not horrible, not hot either. I probably wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she wouldn’t be the first I’d go after.

    In other news, it looks like Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has been repealed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI&feature=player_embedded

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  11. on May 2, 2010 at 10:29 pm Jack

    As if Evzone and Samois fuck girls that are better looking than Gaga on a regular basis lol

    “I probably wouldn’t kick her out of bed”

    Because you would never ever be in the same bed.

    I’m not a Gaga fan, and she isn’t the hottest chick in music, but you guys sound fucking ridiculous.

    OMGZ you two must be so ALFA! Too good for Gaga lol, gimme a fuckin’ break.

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  12. on May 2, 2010 at 11:16 pm Thompson

    I want my GD 1:20 back. WTF was that? I don’t have time for your damn pop culture dalliances, man.

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  13. on May 2, 2010 at 11:19 pm bob

    that wasn’t funny. your comedy radar is a bit declasse.

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  14. on May 3, 2010 at 12:35 am You Know I'm Right

    The modern USA is a Judaized shithole – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_feminists

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  15. on May 3, 2010 at 4:05 am Breeze

    @ Jack: Just because a chick is famous doesn’t make her attractive. Gaga is a butterface with an annoying face and an adrogynous body.

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  16. on May 3, 2010 at 4:16 am Breeze

    I meant to say annoying voice, not face.

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  17. on May 3, 2010 at 4:54 am CW

    Gaga is a 4 at best.

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  18. on May 3, 2010 at 7:24 am the realist

    loool by jack’s logic i ought to lie down and take it like a man if i discovered Oprah winfrey in my bed, shes a famous billionaire woooooo, got her own talk show and everything!!!

    we are not women jack. Maybe you are hmmm….

    that said Gaga is only ugly for a famous chick, and seems to have “made up for it” by having even uglier style and personality, however for your normal girl walking down the street i’d still have to tap that. If it was easy. Zero (intentional)game.

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  19. on May 3, 2010 at 7:52 am Jack

    @the realist

    Are you really saying that Oprah and Gaga would be rated the same for looks? One is overweight and one’s not, not to mention age.

    I wasn’t basing it on her fame. I would put Gaga above the average american chick as far as looks go, and I doubt those guys, or you, score with above average looking chicks on a regular basis. And most commenters probably don’t score on a regular basis period. Therefore, the comments were laughable.

    Just tired of all of the retarded comments people make on this blog that have absolutely no ground at all in reality. Everyone posts comments like they’re the biggest alpha of all time, and have so much choice in who they have casual encounters with, that they would turn down a girl that is average or above in looks and isn’t diseased(not sure about Gaga, but I’d guess that she’s clean)

    Also, nice trying to accuse me of being a chick, just because I don’t sit back in awe of the sheer power of your e-alphaness.

    I’m sure you guys make chicks cum just by thinking, if you aren’t too busy wondering if thinking is too beta.

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  20. on May 3, 2010 at 8:29 am azuzuru

    Funniest Hitler rant parody was Hitler ranting about falling for a Nigerian email scam and losing all the Nazi’s money and, hence, the war. I almost pissed my pants. Unfortunately it’s been removed.

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  21. on May 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm Riff Dog

    Jack – “Everyone posts comments like they’re the biggest alpha of all time, and have so much choice in who they have casual encounters with, that they would turn down a girl that is average or above in looks and isn’t diseased.”
    It is kinda comical, isn’t it?

    It ain’t just the internet, though. I remember recently a bunch of my hot rod buddies talking about what a cow Britney Spears is, and how there’s no way they’d lower themselves to “hitting that.” These are a bunch of beer gut, greasy haired oafs . . . but they’d turn down Britney Spears. Right. I resisted the obvious temptation to note that their girlfriends/wives were a hell of a lot closer to cow status than Britney has *ever* been.

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  22. on May 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm Samois

    I have to admit, I’m a little surprised by the reaction here. I guessed that there would be a universal gag amongst red blooded males at the thought of fucking Lady Gaga – probably followed by a more realistic “If I was in a pinch, I’d pump and dump her from behind then quickly forget about her.”

    We’ve seen some of that so far. But what there seems to be just as much or more of are public admissions that a lot of you guys can’t get a woman better looking than Lady Gaga to fuck you. That is a sad state of affairs. I have fucked worse than Lady Gaga, but I sure didn’t feel very good about it. I’ve also fucked much, much better. At this age, I wouldn’t give her a second look at a bar or club – my hand is more appealing. When I was younger I might take her out with the trash at the end of the night.

    Let’s be clear here. Lady Gaga is a horseface. The perfect neg to open her is “Hey, why the long face?”. Her body is okay, but not great, not that it really matters. I’m sure the best plastic surgeons in New York and LA have already done what they could with her – and this horse-woman hybrid is the best they could come up with. Let’s not even get started on the personality or the derivative sense of style.

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  23. on May 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm Jack

    @Riff Dog

    Finally someone that isn’t retarded. I don’t even understand the logic behind people who talk like that. Why do we shame people for even having a casual encounter with someone, not even a relationship or even necessarily dating, who is not smoking hot? I can see how banging a ridiculously hot babe is a great thing to brag about, not to mention a great experience, but why lie and say that you only bang really hot chicks all the time, and don’t even look at other girls because they are “below” you. I guarantee if these guys exposed these sentiments in the presence of someone who knows better, they would get laughed out of the room. If you’re a 5 and you bang a 6, you’re doing pretty well I say.

    And your buddies are not even as bad as the posters on here. The posters on here wouldn’t admit to having a “girlfriend” because that would be “beta”.

    I come to this site for interesting social commentary and the comedic factor. But some people are taking this stuff way too close to heart. Anyone with even moderate intelligence and a dose of wit could make them look like an idiot while they tried to use their “game” on a girl. I’m not saying that game is bunk, because I’ve seen it work, but I think there’s different flavors of game, and for most guys, trying to be this “I don’t give a fuck, I’m so alpha, I don’t wear shirts, shirts wear me! RAAARRRR! My very presence exudes an aura of “I’m better than you, and your dad COMBINED!”” type of person is just ridiculous.

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  24. on May 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm Jack

    @Samois

    “Hey, why the long face?”

    Sweet G4M3 D00D! Mind blowing stuff. I’m sure her panties would be soaked from that amazing neg! You got it just right! You’re SO SUBTLE! She would feel so insecure about her “horse face” after that one! But she could never accuse you of being an ass because the phrase is also used to ask why someone is frowning, HOLY SHIT! NOT TOO STRONG, JUST RIGHT, PERFECT NEGGGGGG! Oh man, I gotta write this down, it’s just so FUCKING brilliant! I am in the presence of a master. No, wait, wait wait wait WAIT! OHHHHH, no you didn’t, Roissy? Is that you? Were you just testing us? Oh man, you got us good, and here I thought it was just some fucking fat assed 40 year old claiming to be the mother fucking Don Juan of the 21st century. I was clearly mistaken, because this awe inspiring show of e-game, this opener that would snowball into an avalanche of quips that would literally have Lady Gaga begging for your cock within hours was just the most prodigious fucking thing I have ever heard!

    Go back to your fucking cubicle Samois

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  25. on May 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm Samois

    @ Jackass

    First off, I own my own business, which I built myself and I’ve never worked in a cubicle in my life. Maybe this initiative is why I can fuck the upper 75% of women in this world better looking than Lady Gaga.

    Second, since you have trouble understanding the English language, I’ll spell it out plainly once again – I do not want to fuck Lady Gaga. You also seem comedically challenged, so I’ll confirm my “opener” above was a joke demonstrating how your beloved Gaga has a face belonging to the spawn of Secretariat. A Centaur she is – and a world famous one at that.

    I often wonder why people like Jack, who have the reading comprehension skills of a turtle, bother commenting on blogs. A desperate cry for help to stave off that bitter loneliness perhaps? Whatever it might be, try to actually understand what you’re commenting on next time. If you can’t figure out, go back to jerking off to chubbychasers.com.

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  26. on May 3, 2010 at 9:44 pm Evzone

    Lol Jack, you mad bro? Don’t get mad.

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  27. on May 3, 2010 at 11:31 pm Breeze

    @ Samois: Good to see a man showing standards and sticking by them. If a man has no standards he needs no game because there is always a cigstache looking to get laid. Have some self respect and only fuck women you consider worthy.

    I find Gaga unattractive and wouldn’t hit a girl looking like her.

    However, given that girls judge a guy by the female’s he fucks (or they think he fucks) and given that girl’s mistake fame for attractiveness (since they find it attractive in a man) then I would fuck the real Gaga if there was every chance other girls would know I did it just to give me a some pre-DHV with them.

    Of course since I’ll probably never meet Gaga all that is hypothetical and thus immaterial. All that matters is some random girl who looks like her doesn’t do a thing for me so I wouldn’t fuck her.

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  28. on May 5, 2010 at 5:29 am cts

    your an idiot roissy thats the most retatrded video ive ever seen

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  29. on May 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm mr_mike

    a more relevant one:

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