May 11, 2010 by CH
As a tribute to the regular guests of the Chateau, I’ve honored them with stick figure portraits. Can you match the following MS Paint masterpieces to their eponymous titles in the answer key below?
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
F:
Answer Key
1. Peter (GNP guy)
2. Single Mom
3. Poetry of Flesh
4. David Alexander
5. Me fleeing from an irate husband
6. Greatbooksformen
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And here’s a bonus MS Paint! This time, no answer key. Let’s see if you can figure out the title without help.
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Pupu is in heaven!
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lozlzzlozlzlzzz zlzozlzzl zlz omg!!!!
so cool art and shiznit!!! thanku thankyou thanx thankyou roissy!!
dude the chcik should have one hand wrapped around teh cock that would add a lot. and she should be looking out at the audience. lzozlzlz lzozzlz omg lzozlzlzllzlz
and she should be asking “why are there no good men left?”
and if you put two more dudes gizzing on her form the otyehr side lzozllzl
omg omg omg lzozlzlzzop
a girl is getting ass banged by tucker max as his friend films it without her consent just like in the story and book the new york neocons publish and profit of. the girl is yelling “help! help! please help me! ooooh help! i am getting butthexed and it is being taped without my consent!” and there, with a ruler, is standing a neocon womenz scoliding teh girl saying, “that is not how you spell butthex!!!””
lzozlzlzlzlzlzlzlzllzlzllzlzl!!
i have another idea for a cartoon.
a woman down on all fours getting doggystled by a man while sucking on anotehr’s cock as a couple others spluge on her.
and with the cock just outside her mouth and her hand wrapped around it she says, looking innocently at we the viewer, “why are there no good men left?”
lzozzllzozlzllzlzlzllz lzozlzlzlzlzl
hey roissy if you drew these we would beocme rich & famous and get published in teh new yorker and weekly standard and other butthex glorifying publications
omg omg omg omg!!!!
lozlzlzlzl!!!
i just came up with a magnificent way of combing the above cartoons!!!!
a woman down on all fours getting doggystled by a man while sucking on anotehr’s cock as a couple others spluge on her.
and with the cock just outside her mouth and her hand wrapped around it she says, looking innocently at we the viewer, “why isn’t there no good men left?” (only the i in isn’t isn’t dotted)
lzozzllzozlzllzlzlzllz lzozlzlzlzlzl
then a neocon grammar police woman, standing there watching the ganbang with a ruler in her hand says, “be sure 2 dot her i’s!”
get it?
google dot here eyes here:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/print/the_now_infamou.phtml
lzozlzlz lzzozlzlzolzlz zlz zlzl omg roissy
we gonna be rich
arianna huffintonpost will pay us $1,000,000,000 2 publish our cartoons on her beta blog lzozlzl
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a..a…a..a.ahhhh…ahem…cough..a…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp…….breathe…….
lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlzlzlzolzozlzozzlzozlz!!!!!!!
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A. D. Alexander the Great Emo
B. great books for lolzolz
C. AntiPedoPedro
D. Poetry of Flesh for sale… 10 dollah
E. Single Dad
F. that french tosser who writes this blog
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Last one is obviously Roosh.
D: lolz guy
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The last one is Roosh banging Anoukange, a DC-based slut who he banged on a train. She wrote him a batshitcrazy email which he posted on his own blog. This is her blog. She’s not bad looking. One of those artsy flower girl types though who is a little fucked up in the head.
http://anoukange.wordpress.com/
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Dear God, there are tears streaming down my face!
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Pupu’s favorites are DA and Peter illustrated!
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but who is that watching Roosh? answer: rookie.
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That was simultaneously terrible and awesome.
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Achtung!! Anouk meltdown in 5,4,3,2…..
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what’s in the water in dc. obviously not zyprexa, based on that email.
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This better mean your book will be illustrated
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Lol!
Michelangelo eat your heart out
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I like the fat affirmative-action cop tasering the 17-year-old kid.
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Answer Key
1. Peter (GNP guy) = C
2. Single Mom = E
3. Poetry of Flesh = D
4. David Alexander = A
5. Me fleeing from an irate husband = F
6. Greatbooksformen = B
Bonus points:
Anouk/ Mr. R
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The prehensile quality these schongs have is amazing. Soon they’ll be walking down the street all by themselves.
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Roissy. u aware? misc brah?
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lol!!1
you sir, are hilarious.
“If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow”
Peter is satan?
I was positive L.R was E but it wasn’t listed as an answer choice. bummer.
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A. David Alexander
B. lozlozlozlll
C. Peter
D. Poetry of Flesh
E. Single Mom
F. Roissy
Bonus: ***** banging *********
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Unrelated but,
http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant
This is just ridiculous, and at the same time hits on so many points Roissy is making all the time.
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Another funny cartoon would be some depressingly average chick getting banged by an alpha, while a random beta (me) weeps in the corner.
Maybe not that funny, but a good representation of my life, and a great representation of beta male life in America.
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The captions in my cartoon would read like this.
Depressingly Average Chick: “I love you.”
Alpha/bad boy: “I’m going to cum on your face when I’m done.”
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^^^^^
hey andrew just draw yourself in the corner of the cock in mouth ass banged chcik asking where all teh good guys are there is room for you there lzozllz lzlzlzozozlzozz omg
and 2 dude man up and grow a pair and you will get some chickagechcikage
just remember that chix have been desouled via secretive ta;ings of butthex without their consent fundaed and promoted by the neocons lzozlzlzozlzlzo and also though they weep and weep and say they want a good guy they want a cock hard and deep hard and deep and then they weep saying “where are all the good guys?” lzozlzlzozllzozllzlz they hope you will buy them things and wine and dine them so they won’t be hungry and will have energy and a buzz when they bang the massive cockacockkakakak later that night and you will notice at dibnnner which you are paying for she is texting me and setting up our midinght plans as when you take the red pill you will see that no longer should you ask women out as they see that a sign of betatude dude lzozlzlzzol lzozzl
ask women out = beta buying her things to get in her pants maybe once
ignore womenz = getting banged at midnight for free if you cuddle with her you will end it right there but if you say “omg gotta goez!” she will yearn to have your cockckckaaa again.
women say one thing and do another to the extent they can get away with it as they are out for alpha badboy cock and beta cash lzozlzlzlz
choose dinner dating & you lose lzozlz
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lolzzzlolooooozzzz guy,
I’m not your average beta male though. I don’t do the wine and dine thing. I figure if I can’t be the cad, well, I just don’t really have any interest in playing the dad to some single mother and her 3 kids.
I’ve got options, which makes me pretty abnormal as far as your average beta goes. I’ve got a nice little bank account, which means I can go overseas anytime I want, retire, and start my own little harem.
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Vic, I don’t have a gf. I just bang bottom of the barrel skanks whenever possible.
Believe me, you would not want to touch any of them with a 10 foot pole if you have any standards.
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What is C? I don’t get it. And is everyone in DC like this?
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Hahahhahahaha!!! Oh my lordy the last one was sooooo funny!!! My cheeks are aching!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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As I walk through the super market I’m still giggling!!!
Haha!
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anouk won’t leave until she allies herself with Dr. Denise A. Romano, MA, EdM
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Next up we need some new pictures of herbs. Those are always good for a laugh.
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is that last pic of Roosh banging Ankouage with her son watching or sumthin?
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lozlzlzlzlzlzl
yous gots 2 choos
does ya want 2 do the wine and dine?
or the pump and dump?
one makes you feel fine
the other mekes u a beta chump
lzozlzlz
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the last one is lr… the son is giveaway
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@Andrew S
“I’ve got a nice little bank account, which means I can go overseas anytime I want, retire, and start my own little harem.”
Yeah, maybe you *could* do this, but you won’t. You’ll stay here and become older, and older.
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Madras,
Naw, like I said, not your typical beta chump who has to live the rest of his life here. Infact, I could you give close to about 2 million reasons 😉 why I wont end up here.
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Hi-larious!! Three of the persons in question have been away from the blog for quite a while, but the old-timers know who’s who. The stick drawings always add a little something to any post – here they’re the main feature. And quite amazing how GBFM is now a board favorite. It’s interesting to watch how people (myself included) are taken aback for a day or two, then become fans.
Will the book have stick drawings?
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Fuck yeah! More posts like this!
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Is that A dick coming out OF Roosh’s ear?
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Subnuclear
What a dickhead.
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I believe Roissy’s dick is huge.
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Website sells pubic lice for revenge
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/05/10/13893831.html
Revenge is a dish best served cold — or maybe with a side of crabs.
A website in Britain called crabrevenge.com says it sells pubic lice. While the disclaimer says the website creators “do not endorse giving people lice,” and the lice are for “novelty purposes only,” the website talks about using them for revenge.
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The kid in the Single Mom pic is smoking, wearing a junior prison suit with the cap on sideways. Topped off with a nasty thug smirk. The details…
But what does ‘I.O WHR’ mean?
[editor: it means “1.0 waist-hip ratio”. or: no hips, boyish figure. ‘single mom’ is LR. i like using the term single mom because it gets under the skin. which it wouldn’t if it didn’t have some sting. heh.
in the last pic, roosh is sporting a penis ponytail. artistic license. and they’re doing it on a bus, although someone mentioned it was actually on a train, so that pic is subject to review.]
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No, just some kid on the bus watching a slut letting a Persian chewbacca rawdog her. As the thought bubble shows, she thinks he’s an asshole because if she really liked him, she would make him wait, and probably ask him to pay for a nice hotel suite before she gave it up.
[editor: lol. at least someone understands the subtext in that pic.]
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What is the story on C?
[editor: that’s glorious natural pelt (GNP) dude. he was a running gag who quickly soured into a running bore. that’s a pic of a dick shaft piercing a lush thicket of pussy pubes.]
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“1.0 waist-hip ratio”. or: no hips, boyish figure. ‘single mom’
Didn’t she later post Haloween photos of herself having porked out?
[editor: don’t know. but normally when man-shaped women pork out the fat tends to unflatteringly accumulate around the waist, like how it does on a man.]
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“[editor: that’s glorious natural pelt (GNP) dude. he was a running gag who quickly soured into a running bore. that’s a pic of a dick shaft piercing a lush thicket of pussy pubes.]”
At first, I thought that it was a burd’s eye view of fellatio, but then I realized a straight guy probably wouldn’t ever see that.
[editor: heh. true, it could be a black chick going down on a white dude. my paint pics are whoreschach tests.]
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http://mitsein.org/2010/05/08/bush/#comment-2558
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re LR – impressed by the way you never backed down. balls of steel. But was there any RL repercussions.
[editor: repercussions from her chasing down false leads? heh. though i admit it was very amusing watching her hyperventilate like she found the holy grail. you’d almost think she was in lurv.]
In someways you are mirror images – germanic, relentless, remorseless, committed to your own ideas and determined to enjoy youthful beautiful partners.
[except she’s a dumb loser and i’m a very clever boy.]
My guess is that at some – possibly distant – point you will have the last word.
[last word? not interested. she’s probably the biggest attention whore this blog has ever had the misfortune to suffer. even bigger than sara from days of yore. and that’s pretty damn big, which is why i don’t drop the hammer on her more often. she was clearly loving all the negative attention. anyhow, knowledge that she will never escape the lament configuration that is her hellish life is all the last word i’ll ever need.]
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genius.
Is the child of LR in pic E in prison stripes?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“[editor: heh. true, it could be a black chick going down on a white dude. my paint pics are whoreschach tests.]”
Consider me caught then, though I was thinking from the girl’s perspective of going down on a brown haired dude. I was almost certain that was the cross-eye. (When one is down there one has to kind of cross one’s eyes to see what one is doing.)
Worse, this is probably evidence that were I a whore, I’d be one of those cheap, crappy ones who couldn’t get the whole thing in her mouth.
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for those few who read my blog, i’ve updated it for the first time in a few months.
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Thank you for letting us know.
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With all the shit Roissy is flinging at Anouk she’ll be riding his cock within the next week.
[editor: pfft. shit-flinging is hyperbole. i’m teasing her. i kinda dig anouk, but let’s face it, her protestations to the contrary notwithstanding, everything she did with roosh pretty much confirms what i write on this blog.]
@ Advocatus Diaboli: Thus begs the question, what novelty purpose can you have with pubic lice?
Secondly, why buy pubic lice when you can acquire it the good old fashioned way for free (and its probably more fun banging dirty skanks when you are not worried about catching something).
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that’s actually pretty fucking funny.
Cannon, I’m not a feminist dude, can’t relate to them.
Roissy, you need some art classes dude.
[editor: you will note the fine dance of shadow and light in the eyes of the little prison boy.]
3,000 of you mother fuckers came over to my blog today, I wish I would have known you were coming, I would have put some tea on.
[3,000 eh? i expect royalties.]
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Haha, this kills.
Are the guys meant to be making ‘eyes’ at each other over Poetry of Flesh’s body?
The Anouka/Roosh one is the best though. You got Roosh down to a t!
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“everything she did with roosh pretty much confirms what i write on this blog.]”
–yeah, pretty much. So it is you who owes ME royalties my dear.
[editor: my lawyers have agreed to a payment plan in pistachios and daisy petals. the currency of the artist, right?]
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Enjoying watching this courtship dance I am. Although I should know better at this stage, the romantic in me is kind of hoping that our two resident artists get together & paint beautiful pictures forever.
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I’m teasing her. i kinda dig anouk
Yes. The grown up version of pulling the pigtails/snapping the bra of the cute girl. We know.
[editor: would you like your bra snapped too? for you i’ll do the catapult special and pull back 500 yards before letting go.]
i kinda dig anouk, but let’s face it, her protestations to the contrary notwithstanding, everything she did with roosh pretty much confirms what i write on this blog.
You know, people (yes, even women) are capable of learning from their mistakes. Isn’t that the whole point of your blog?
[nope. the point of this blog is sociological experiments necessitating unethical tactics.]
All that Anouk has been accused of is making one mistake. By all accounts she hasn’t repeated it. Isn’t it time to give her a break from the relentless criticism she’s received on this blog?
[you’ll have to direct your indignation to the bloodthirsty hordes. i hardly entered the fray. too busy preening in front of a floor length mirror.]
Unlike LR, she’s been almost unfailingly polite in her responses to that criticism. She’s also displayed some considerable courage in sticking round. Isn’t that something to be admired?
[i did say i liked the chick.]
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LOL. The last pic is pure win.
I only could recognize DA and GBFM, but the last one doesn’t need presentation.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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So raunchy, ahahahaha! Ew… ahahahaha
Were these really made just in MS Paint? They’re pretty creative, great use of color and symbolism.
[editor: could renoir have nailed that perfect penis head color? i think not!]
@maurice brings up a good point… it’s interesting that several of those depicted haven’t commented here in months and months… especially DA. Sometimes I wonder if DA had a breakthrough but didn’t want to be made a spectacle… and then I see him comment elsewhere and am like OK, poor guy, still the same old. Whatever is his thing…
[this blog has endured a succession of trolls. i wonder what would happen if they all converged simultaneously and trolled the shit out of one post? would a superomega rise from the ascii like a gimped phoenix?]
I didn’t quite get the @GBFM one… would’ve if the bubble referred fiat masters tho hehehe. GBFM… he’s pretty creative too, funnyyy.
Interesting how the Roosh drawing seems to capture not only the hair but his facial expression and structure…
[i’m glad someone noticed that. it was my finest work.]
I don’t get the PoF one totally. Recognized that she feasts on men without remorse (I think?) but don’t get the rainbow and snakehold parts…
[unlike men, when unusually libidinous women choose to soak in a sea of opposite sex genitalia, they unwittingly become as much a slave as a master to their sexual empowerment. thus, the metaphor of the strangling cocks.]
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[editor: would you like your bra snapped too? for you i’ll do the catapult special and pull back 500 yards before letting go.]
You’re in good form tonight. Thanks for the kind offer, but for some reason I’ve never liked the idea of being a flying missile.
[editor: funny. my foreplay is like a flying missile.]
[nope. the point of this blog is sociological experiments necessitating unethical tactics.]
You’ve definitely achieved your aim then so.
[*double preen*]
[You’ll have to direct your indignation to the bloodthirsty hordes. i hardly entered the fray. too busy preening in front of a floor length mirror]
Admiring your commanding officer’s uniform I suppose.
[an officer and a gigolo.]
[i did say i liked the chick.]
You’ve redeemed yourself somewhat by that admission. But don’t mess her round too much. There’s a point at which pigtail-pulling just ends in tears for all concerned.
[it helps that she’s cute. i cut cute chicks a break. it’s my only weakness.]
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Also no one has broken down the interesting use of that particular pic to rep. the blog author… hm… world series picture, national league champs… dorky looking dude… guess that’s supposed to be a gun or is that a taser?
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Q: is there a difference between an
asshole and a douchebag? (i.e., do chicks dig douchebags?)
[editor: a douchebag is an asshole minus the charm.]
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a douchebag is a beta boasting about being an asshole, like tucker max. neocons love their butthexing douchebags and so do fatty fatties and slutty sluts.
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i remember when i was in grad shcool i took a duke cheerleader home lzozlzllz
and she was all pissy when i dropped her off
i thought it was because i had gone too fast and gone up her shirt too fast.
turns out she was pissed because i didnt go down her pants and her clit was ithcin’ for a ticklin’ lzozlzlzllzl
lzozllozlzlozllzlllozl
lesson learned!!
now no women leaves GBFM all pissy as i am sure 2 satisfy her gina tingles ligles as gina tingles are backed by the full confidence of the federal reserve lozlzlzl and women can sue u if you don’t getr them off and prosecute and take your assets so you’d better please or bernanke will show up on your dorrstep to collect lzozlzlz
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oh my, oh my, oooooh mighty mighty my!!!
roissy, be careful! i think she might be bad news!!!
anouk, be careful! he’s definitely bad news!!!
😀
[editor:
meeee and yooouuu and yooouuu and meeee
no matter how they toss the dice it has to be
the only one for meeee is yooouuu, and yooouuu for meeee
so happy togeeeetheeeerrrr!]
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I’m confused. If Poetry of Flesh is the dynamite stick figure allegedly dying of asphyxiation, does that mean Barbabbs is the one *ahem* asking where all the good men have gone?
[editor: too many questions. you’re killing the art vibe!
and, no, gbfm is not represented in his pic. only his idea is.]
PS I cut cute chicks a break. it’s my only weakness…*double preen*
don’t forget vanity
[vanity is a weakness?]
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this could make for an interesting game then: e.g., douchebag or asshole:
hugo chavez
donald trump
berslusconi
hitler
lenin
etc.
[editor:
hugo – ahole
trump – dbag
berlusconi – scoundrel
hitler – ahole
lenin – dbag
bonus
obama – dbag
putin – ahole
gordon brown – prick
simon cowell – ahole]
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r [editor: would you like your bra snapped too? for you i’ll do the catapult special and pull back 500 yards before letting go.]
sd You’re in good form tonight. Thanks for the kind offer, but for some reason I’ve never liked the idea of being a flying missile
*chic noir thinks to self*
Better r than my Default.
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Ahhh memories…… of mistakes made.
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roosh Ahhh memories
I hear alpha, play bad for the fellas.
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chic noir thinks to self*
Better r than my Default
Well, Chic, if you neglect a man who is as charming and witty as Default, naturally another female is going to come along and strike up a conversation with him. You should pop over to his blog more often, I didn’t see you comment on his last post.
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Chic Noir-buttox,
Ah! There you are!
Your services are overdue. You have received a great privilege and goal, which will be to….
(wait for it, wait for it….)
Detox my Buttox.
[editor: it’s official. gaybuttox is a funnier running gag than gnp peter.]
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So happy togeeetheeer?
No clue what you’re referring to here?!?
Is that a song or something? If so, never heard of it. It seems to be, like, a baaaaad song! *thumbs down*
[editor: it’s a good song. want to know why? because i just made it our song.]
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another deep question: why is asshole masculine? prick, cunt, pussy obviously are what they are. but what makes asshole msculine?
[editor: because chicks kinda like assholes. compare and contrast:
asshole vs loser
jerk vs dork
prick vs dweeb
arrogant SOB vs spaz
as you can see, often what is masculine is simply what women find attractive.
and vicey versey. often what is feminine is what men find attractive.]
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what i mean is: both boys and girls have them. so why is asshole masculine in english? is it in other languages?
[editor: oh, you’re going anatomical. too deep, my friend. if i had to guess i’d say asshole connotes masculinity because of the rude things it is wont to extrude. you know, girls just hold that shit in until it escapes in tiny passive aggressive fissures through their lip wrinkles.]
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Well, Chic, if you neglect a man who is as charming and witty as Default, naturally another female is going to come along and strike up a conversation with him. you’re right, that’s good advice for the non eworld too.
You should pop over to his blog more often, I didn’t see you comment on his last post.
Cause there is too much flirting going on over there, I become jealous. I don’t like feeling jealous.
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Chic, that wasn’t me flirting with Default on his Sex post. That was Mandy and Aoefe. I felt a bit hurt myself, but with Default one just has to accept the harem element as you know. Personally speaking, I’ve no objection to you being Chief Wife so long as I get to spend some quality time with him occasionally too.
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Was that the actual position on that infamous latin bus.
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s daedalus Chic, that wasn’t me flirting with Default on his Sex post. That was Mandy and Aoefe
Yea I know, default has a rotating stable of women who come thru there flirting with him. Aoefe needs to move on with comment whatever or mr. n and leave my default alone.
mandy is doing the lolita bit for my default, most older men fight hard against the temtation of nubile 18/19 year old flesh.
no one besides sara wanted my defualt before I went after him.
I felt a bit hurt myself, but with Default one just has to accept the harem element as you know.
don’t I ever 😦
Personally speaking, I’ve no objection to you being Chief Wife so long as I get to spend some quality time with him occasionally too.
I can’t share, my feelings for default run too deep. like lex steele and the a 5$ hoe. I just can’t share default.
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so nobody liked my Hookerland story? ok, ill retire my attempt at blogging
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A frickin’ ROLL, I tells ya!
Not just the cartoons (only you could get away with this), but the editorial comments.
Any bets on how long before anoukage is eating out of Roissy’s hand like FeministX?
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Anouk ange, vous n’êtes pas Anouk Aimée,
vous avez Roosh dans le ventre?
Vous n’êtes pas un ange,
vous l’avez entre!
mas eu concordo com o Roissy; até gosto dela anoukizinha também. Só espero que ela não faça faculdade de arte.
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@ahappinessexperiment:
Your Hookerland story was ok. Interesting idea, maybe you could explore *why* the U.S. is different from other countries in this regard.
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“[editor: could renoir have nailed that perfect penis head color?”
–yes. He had specific skill in mixing tones for the color of flesh and many other artists admired his abilities at this. Seriously, it was funny you happened to pull him and the subject be of penis “color”, obviously there would be a varied palette for such a subject, to include all of its states.
Jesus-
Le nom n’est pas pour un ange. C’est pour quelque chose d’autre.
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I have to throw it out there…How do any of you understand what GB4M is even saying? I basically can’t get past the lozlozlzlbuthexing or whatever the f*** he is jabbering on about. Anyone who can provide a decoder ring would be appreciated.
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@ahappinessexperiment
So nobody liked my Hookerland story? ok, ill retire my attempt at blogging
SDaedalus was saving the damned story to read as a treat when she woke up (a girl has to have some incentive to get up in the morning, particularly when she has only had 3 hours’ sleep). If the blog is now down she will be very disappointed.
Also, the words “prima don” come to mind.
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it’s interesting that several of those depicted haven’t commented here in months and months… especially DA. Sometimes I wonder if DA had a breakthrough but didn’t want to be made a spectacle… and then I see him comment elsewhere and am like OK, poor guy, still the same old. Whatever is his thing…
I had the breakthrough a long time ago when I realized that it was hopeless for me to have women find me attractive…
Regardless, after a while, my trolling skills simply declined in their potency, and I merely moved on to gentler places on the internet where I could find a warm home and some degree of substitution for real world friends. From time to time, I’ll visit and lurk behind the shadows, but I don’t visit here as often as I used to, and I get my PUA/MRA fix from other blogs. Admittedly, I’m amazed that Roissy has enough respect for me that he presumed that a white girl would actually find me interesting. I’d expect a drawing that reinforces my omega nature and inability to secure women, not a sketch where some girl pines for me while I long for my precious porn.
BTW, the porn count is 275.5 GB. Due to constraints on hard drive space, I’ve had to cull some of the older, unwatched porn to the sullen gray environment of the Recycle Bin, and I’m too cheap to spend money on a new hard drive.
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And as a side note, I’m still friends with Athena. 🙂
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my god
this is why i come here
thank you dear sir
i shall buy you a beer in heaven
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Retired, most of his posts are basically saying, “I have seen the matrix, and have realized that I am surrounded by parasitic females and monotrematous males.”
He’s just going through the same freaking out phase most people who wake up do. He’ll calm down eventually, or burn out.
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A – DA
B – Greatbooksformen
C – Peter
D – Poetry of Flesh
E – Single Mom
F – Roissy
It would be interesting to see what Anouk would draw for some of these people.
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Nicole, what are “monotrematous males”?
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Stan, a monotreme is an animal who lays eggs or ejaculates and poops from the same orifice.
To say that a human is monotrematous is to say that they at least believe that their genitals befoul others, and get a high level of satisfaction from that idea. So the act of sex becomes something like an opportunity to vengefully soil a person, rather than an opportunity for intimacy and expression of affection.
I’ll leave it at that because the last time I went there I got horribly cussed out. It’s better if a man says it because then it’s more clear that there is no ulterior motive to demean men as a gender, just specific males who have fallen into that way of thinking.
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DA: I’d expect a drawing that reinforces my omega nature and inability to secure women
You see, our Dark Lord of the Chateau really likes you. And he does have a heart for those ranking lower on the Greek alphabet. He was once betrayed by the allure of maximum access to poon, but on his hidden agenda is a return to a monogamous male provider society. Hence the slut-shaming, hence the cock carousel rhetoric.
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The second pic is Roosh doing Anouk up the pooper while his friend is helping.
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I totally interpreted that as “I am a whore.” I guess my ability to translate text speak and other short forms of communication is still deeply lacking.
whoops.
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anouk: “obviously there would be a varied palette for such a subject, to include all of its states.”
well, seen in this light it does fit the impressionist definition of a subject.
anouk:”Le nom n’est pas pour un ange. C’est pour quelque chose d’autre.”
Vous devriez être très intéressés par ce genre d’affaire… si je vais aimer une fille, elle doit être angélique – ou l’inverse. Donc, quel genre d’autre chose?
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Editor – thank you for explaining further! 🙂
DA – Not sure if you are at peace (sounds like you are maybe, or going through the phases in transition). But sounds like you are fine with where things are in your life. Which is all that matters 🙂 BTW, I interpreted the girl leaning her head on your shoulder as one of your hugger chicks…
#DefaultUser… No wonder he doesn’t comment or talk to me directly any more (like he used to when I 1st started blogging)… all of youuuuu came after him 😉 J/K… funny how he has so many girls following him, I think (?) he feels he struggles with Beta tendencies.
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LSB: Default is very charming and popular but, as you say, elusive, so many girls, so little time, we all have to get used to sharing him I’m afraid. It’s interesting how he has managed to acquire an impressive stable of female admirers without playing obvious asshole game.
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I thought it meant “$1 whore”. Either way, I knew it was LR.
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@ chic
Bwahahahhaha!
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I know default in real life.
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@ricky-
is default really the sweet warn beta he portrays online or is he really an alpha player cube?
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The new post on my blog is like 10,000x more interstin than A Happines Sexperiment’s new post on his blog (that’s 9 seconds of my life I’ll never get back).
@Beta:
That’s awesome. I don’t have a beta symbol on my laptop.
(Not that I need one – cough, cough.)
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@David Alexander
You sick bastard, you fap on the same porn more than once? How is that possible. This is wrong. The first step for alphaness is to pump&dump your porno.
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I’m still trying to figure out what C is.
uh..funny drawings though. Nice penis drawing skills…….
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@JeffreyofTroy
Your Amazon post is very good, but I beg to differ as regards the location of Atlantis.
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sdaedalus
Default’s a funny guy when he wants to be. Sometimes a very funny guy. Also goes into funks sometimes.
Anyway, Default is super illustrative of the power of female pre-selection and the social proof of seeing other girls hovering. There have been times when lots of girls were chasing him, first of all here before he started up his own blog. And others when he seemed to get pretty shunned. Admittedly that was more of an in a funk period.
I realize that it’s partly all a goof and in good fun, just playing. (That wasn’t so much true during his less popular phases.) But there’s no question at all that the case of Default shows the power of social proof. Snowball effect.
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Mandy XD
First realize it’s a magnified closeup.
Then consider what Peter the GNP guy is always on about here, or was in times of yore.
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mandy wasnt born yet when gnp guy posted here
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there’s no question at all that the case of Default shows the power of social proof. Snowball effect.
Social proof is too glib an explanation for Default’s appeal, the key to which in my view lies in the subtle power of understatement. Default is a master of this genre, which, properly employed can be an even more dangerous weapon than hyperbole both in argument and in seduction. Like arrows to a target, a few words, carefully aimed, are often all that is needed, an onslaught of prose often obscures the message it is intended to convey.
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@Unhappiness Experiment
Btw it would be nice if you put your blog back up so that your posts could be re-read occasionally by Devoted Readers. At this point in time it’s been up and down more often than a French tart’s knickers on VE day.
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Sorry if that last comment was unladylike. It is very frustrating when blogs disappear.
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I suggested to Default to check with Donald Pittenger and see about taking up Michael Blowhard’s vacated spot at 2Blowhards. He’s got the perfect personality.
By the way, I always figgured him for a youngish guy, around 30. How old is he in fact?
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He is middle-age now, around 42.
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42 is
the NEW
22
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Default is 42? yum.
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Aw come on, D. Alexander, external hard drives pretty cheap. It’s not hard to pick up a 500Gb hard drive nowadays.
On the other hand, if I was any one in the picture, I’d be in the bonus pic – wearing a cap with the WTF look on my face. X)
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Very racy, my love. I suspect they would have been down more than up on the day Paris was liberated, which was a few months earlier than VE day (May 9). But point taken.
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@FP – well then I`m still in my mid-twenties. And very mature for my age to boot…!
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Maurice
Don’t add to my shame at being unladylike by exposing me as historically inaccurate.
You are of course quite right, VE day was an inappropriate choice.
In fact, given the somewhat collaborative nature of the French-German relationship, I would suggest that a better date of choice might be the 14th June 1940, the day Paris *ahem* fell to the Germans.
For a racy read about Franco-German relations in Paris during WW2, see the book referred to
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3998943.ece
This all left a terrible mess to clear up after WW2.
David Cameron’s grand-uncle Duff Cooper (the first British ambassador to Paris after liberation) kept getting into trouble for accidentally inviting former Nazi collaborators like Gloria von Furstenberg to Embassy dinner parties, and then (somewhat less accidentally) sleeping with them.
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PS for a very good video game on occupied Paris, complete with brothels & hero with Irish skanger accent, see the Saboteur
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saboteur_(2009_video_game)
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[…] few days ago Roissy drew some MS Paint pictures of some of his readers. The “bonus” picture was about the Roosh/Anoukange debacle from a few months ago. […]
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anouck Default is 42? yum
stay away from my man young lady 😦
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stay away from my man young lady
Hey Chic, sharing is caring. Let’s all try to make Default’s Harem a happy place. What role would you see yourself as playing there? I’ll do anything except the cooking.
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SD-
haha!
Chic-
no worries my dear, you can be head master. I’ll be the free-floating artist/seeker type with the studio off the main property that rotates in on week nights to add some spice to the mix. 😉
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anouk no worries my dear, you can be head master
*tupac giggles*
Should I read into this double entendre ?
SD What role would you see yourself as playing there? I’ll do anything except the cooking.
Well certainly not head master, maybe first wife.
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Chic, in the harem it was usually the first wife who had the task of assigning responsibilities to the other wives (delegation).
As self-appointed first wife, what tasks would you assign to
(a) Aoefe
(b) Bhetti
(c) Mandy
(d) Rebekah
(e) Anouk (you don’t need to agree with what she has suggested for herself, in return for the head master jibe you could put her sweeping floors aka Cinderella)
(f) Yours truly
Obviously all subject to veto by Default, but as he’s not around you have the say until he returns.
I’m not sure Sofia and LSB have commented on Default’s site enough to justify their inclusion in the harem, but maybe they have different views on this.
Btw if all of us are ensconsed in Default’s harem, that’s going to leave a bit of an opening at the Chateau Roissy for new female commenters.
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SD/Chic–
haha….I like sweeping and housework in general, I find it meditative so it’s a win/win for me. Sofia has to join us so I can get my Hume/Kant/Jung fixes over dinner conversations.
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Who is this legendary “default” of whom the ladies speak with such respect?
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Polymath
The Legend Lives
at
http://defaultuserblog.wordpress.com/
Check it out.
Here’s a visual representation btw
http://www.orientalist-art.org.uk/gerome85.html
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Who is this Default cat? What’s his blog address?
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Ah, see it, thanks.
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Anouk
If you’ll do the sweeping, I’ll do the washing-up, and we can have chats together by the hearth in the kitchen after the harem dinners.
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SD-
I’m dreaming!!!…it sounds perfect. Great guy, great friends, great life.
Poly/Tinderbox-
He’s cool, kind, open-minded, patient, funny….
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Unless of course the harem master *ahem* requires our services after dinner.
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In which case one of us will be left alone by the hearth (you know Default’s policy on threesomes)
Although all harems involve sharing, he feels that every member should have their quality time alone with him.
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a girl can dream-
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ahhh…ha.ha.ha.!! too much! am crackin up over here.
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Is bliss indeed.
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I’m going to have to hat-tip to Maurice for pointing this post out to me. I nearly died laughing, especially at the cock-rainbow.
As for this, Mr. Roissy:
[unlike men, when unusually libidinous women choose to soak in a sea of opposite sex genitalia, they unwittingly become as much a slave as a master to their sexual empowerment. thus, the metaphor of the strangling cocks.]
What I do, I don’t consider sexual empowerment.
Aside from that word choice, you’re not incorrect.
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Sdaedalus
As self-appointed first wife, what tasks would you assign to
(a) Aoefe- mistress of agriculture, aoefe keeps us on the paleo diet she we can maintain our figures for default.
(b) Bhetti- mistress of game & heath, bhetti must keep his skills up so he can manage his harem properly.
(c) Mandy-mistress lolita, she is his fountain of youth. In charge of keeping default young.
(d) Rebekah-
(e) Anouk – mistress of the arts, anouk keeps the house well decorated and clean
(f) Yours truly- mistress of literature- you keep the ladies well read so we can mentally stimulate default in addition to physically stimulating him. First up.. The Unbearable Likeliness Of Being and Casanova
G sophia- mistress of body fluids and stray pubic hairs
polymath & Tinderbox- a man who lays more pipe than roto rooter.
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Chic-
I’m lovin it!
now the only question left is: what country do we live in? ’cause the States ain’t cutting it.
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@anouk- France
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oui oui!!
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Chic
This sounds great. I feel a bit of a fraud in my new role though since everybody knows that the last thing the male animal looks for in a woman is mental stimulation.
As such I don’t know how much my role would add to Default’s pleasure other than possibly keeping you all occupied and out of mischief while he was otherwise occupied.
As he has already started to complain about the work involved in managing a harem, perhaps the value of this should not be underestimated however.
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And yes, France sounds great, but where in France? I like the idea of this place myself:
http://www.all-free-photos.com/show/showgal.php?idgal=pan-chateau-chenonceau&lang=en
Aren’t harems usually situate in warmer climes though? Have none of you considered Morocco?
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SD–
“This sounds great. I feel a bit of a fraud in my new role though since everybody knows that the last thing the male animal looks for in a woman is mental stimulation”
–nonsense…a good roll in the mental hay is the perfect foreplay to a sexual roll in the hay. Never underestimate the stimulation of banter. 😉 Banter requires brains. Those who claim otherwise are lying.
Morocco works, for sure! Let’s plan a family vacation down to Cape Town as well.
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sdaedalus Chic
This sounds great. I feel a bit of a fraud in my new role though since everybody knows that the last thing the male animal looks for in a woman is mental stimulation
Don’t underestimate yourself. Some secure men like a well read woman. Now if you were the hardcore must win at all costs debater type of well-read woman, which would be another story. Besides, our Default is a beta unlike any other.
And yes, France sounds great, but where in France? I like the idea of this place myself:
Why Paris of course.
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Anouk, Chic
Thanks for kind reply to my shameless fishing for reassurance. Unfortunately, as you are both female (?) all the reassurance in the world does not cut it, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Chic
Default beta? I think this is just your rationalization hamster working to explain his attraction to you. My theory is that Default is that rare creature known as a D’alpha (disguised Alpha), whose particular talent is navigating in under a girl’s Alpha Defence Shield. In a nutshell, I think you’ve just been gamed.
Paris sounds good but you’ll need to keep Carla Bruni well away from our Default if you’re to maintain your position as head of the household.
Anouk
“Family vacation” is brilliant.
Are we like the polygamous non-vampire version of the Cullens then so?
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sdaedalus My theory is that Default is that rare creature known as a D’alpha (disguised Alpha), whose particular talent is navigating in under a girl’s Alpha Defence Shield. In a nutshell, I think you’ve just been gamed.
I’ve accused him(&maurice) of being a beta player in the past but he denied it. Yea, I know of men like this who are nice betas who turn women out.
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I’ve accused him….of being a beta player in the past but he denied it.
Well, really Chic, do you expect a d’Alpha to admit it?
Also “beta player” lol. Your rationalisation hamster must be in training for the Tour de France at this stage. If we move to Paris quick we’ll be just in time for her to try out for the preliminary heats.
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Funny thread. Especially from the Default groupies 🙂
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