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Update: Miranda Kerr Doesn’t Follow Her Own Advice

May 24, 2010 by CH

A reader who requested anonymity sent me some background information on Miranda Kerr.

You probably don’t have many Aussie readers, since they would gleefully point out that Miranda doesn’t take her own advice.

This guy ripped off and lied to her family, just like everyone else around him. Miranda likes the bad boys too.

Search for “Adrian Camilleri” on Google and you’ll find a wealth of shit.

Hey, chicks dig the dark triad.

I wonder if Adrian bought her the right size in between the time he spent stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from her family? Or maybe it was his diligence at finding a babysitter on those nights when he was taking some time off lying to everyone around him? Perhaps he was good at connecting with her… deeply, so deeply… during moments away from being an über douche master of the universe?

Aaaaannd, take it away, commenters!

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  1. on May 24, 2010 at 10:41 pm Dale

    He clearly knew what he wanted!

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  2. on May 24, 2010 at 10:43 pm Blumpkin Lover

    Wow. A chick who is full of shit. Shocker.

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  3. on May 24, 2010 at 10:43 pm Gx1080

    I often wonder how would be a world without the rationalization hamster.

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  4. on May 24, 2010 at 10:48 pm KingLouie

    “Corollary to Maxim #57: A woman’s sex and relationship advice isn’t meant to help men; it’s meant to distract men from what really works to turn women on.”

    My god, you hit it out of the park at the end of your last post.

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  5. on May 24, 2010 at 10:51 pm The Rookie

    That dude is the man. If all that shit is true, God bless him.

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  6. on May 24, 2010 at 10:58 pm INTP

    Here’s the full text of your 2nd link (to avoid that micropayment to NewScientist):

    Bad guys really do get the most girls

    Nice guys knew it, now two studies have confirmed it: bad boys get the most girls.

    The finding may help explain why a nasty suite of antisocial personality traits known as the “dark triad” persists in the human population, despite their potentially grave cultural costs.

    The traits are the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behaviour of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism. At their extreme, these traits would be highly detrimental for life in traditional human societies. People with these personalities risk being shunned by others and shut out of relationships, leaving them without a mate, hungry and vulnerable to predators.

    But being just slightly evil could have an upside: a prolific sex life, says Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces. “We have some evidence that the three traits are really the same thing and may represent a successful evolutionary strategy.”

    Jonason and his colleagues subjected 200 college students to personality tests designed to rank them for each of the dark triad traits. They also asked about their attitudes to sexual relationships and about their sex lives, including how many partners they’d had and whether they were seeking brief affairs.

    “High ‘dark triad’ scorers are more likely to try to poach other people’s partners for a brief affair”

    The study found that those who scored higher on the dark triad personality traits tended to have more partners and more desire for short-term relationships, Jonason reported at the Human Behavior and Evolution Society meeting in Kyoto, Japan, earlier this month. But the correlation only held in males.

    James Bond epitomises this set of traits, Jonason says. “He’s clearly disagreeable, very extroverted and likes trying new things – killing people, new women.” Just as Bond seduces woman after woman, people with dark triad traits may be more successful with a quantity-style or shotgun approach to reproduction, even if they don’t stick around for parenting. “The strategy seems to have worked. We still have these traits,” Jonason says.

    This observation seems to hold across cultures. David Schmitt of Bradley University in Peoria, Illinois, presented preliminary results at the same meeting from a survey of more than 35,000 people in 57 countries. He found a similar link between the dark triad and reproductive success in men. “It is universal across cultures for high dark triad scorers to be more active in short-term mating,” Schmitt says. “They are more likely to try and poach other people’s partners for a brief affair.”

    Barbara Oakley of Oakland University in Rochester, Michigan, says that the studies “verify something a lot of people have conjectured about”.

    Christopher von Rueden of the University of California at Santa Barbara says that the studies are important because they confirm that personality variation has direct fitness consequences.

    “They still have to explain why it hasn’t spread to everyone,” says Matthew Keller of the University of Colorado in Boulder. “There must be some cost of the traits.” One possibility, both Keller and Jonason suggest, is that the strategy is most successful when dark triad personalities are rare. Otherwise, others would become more wary and guarded.

    http://failinggracefully.com/?p=355

    Extra
    What Really Motivates Us


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  7. on May 24, 2010 at 11:05 pm Badger Nation

    KingLouie,

    Boy you said it. It’s like these advice columns themselves are a big shit-test; a guy dumb enough to read it and try that shit on Kerr fails.

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  8. on May 24, 2010 at 11:08 pm samseau

    Can you imagine what an awful personality Kerr has in order to love such a loser?

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  9. on May 24, 2010 at 11:15 pm Seth

    Can someone please help a clueless homo? Why are women so duplicitous about this stuff? Why do they say the exact opposite of what they want? I consider myself a keen observer of human nature, but this is one thing I haven’t figured out yet. I’m not really sexist, but this is one kind of behavior I see over and over again . . . it leads me to believe that a lot of women simply don’t know what they want. Or maybe what they want changes so much.

    Just last night, in fact, I hanging out with a buddy of mine who is basically a high T dumb as a box of rocks jock, and this girl he has been after for a long time. She wasn’t that cute, maybe a 6, but she was all over this guy, flirting hardcore, massaging his neck, holding his hand. I found out later, she has a boyfriend already, saw his facebook, and he was a total geek.

    Then when she leaves, he shows me all her text messages, which ranged from “oh I really like you and I think we would be amazing together . . . to “I don’t know I can do it, jockboy. . . I just really love geekboy, we have been together for years and we have this deep connection.” The flakiness and inconsistency of what she was saying annoyed the shit out of me just reading it. barfbarfbarf

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  10. on May 24, 2010 at 11:19 pm Honeyoak

    hey Rookie, I fail to see how this “dude is the man”. hey may have had an extremely attractive girlfriend but his actions were totally impulsive, self destructive, and definably stupid. Instead of using her contacts to make an awesome asset management career (and then dumping her!), he f**ked it up by stealing and destroying his reputation. thus gaining a really short term gain for a small benefit($123,000? what a looser, at least madoff was able to steal billions before he went up in smoke). Adrian Camilleri is no better then a drunken car salesman who decides to take a company for a joy ride. horribly myopic and hopefully kept away from impressionable children.

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  11. on May 24, 2010 at 11:40 pm Original JB

    I had her pegged immediately. And you saps downvoted my comment.

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  12. on May 24, 2010 at 11:41 pm Jeremy

    I cannot wait to see what greatbooksformen has to say about this.

    Also, you’re the man Roissy!

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  13. on May 24, 2010 at 11:49 pm xxx

    This might be a bit off-topic, but what the hell. It’s just something I’ve often noticed.

    White girls who go for black men always seem to have that look about them, as if they were molested by their stepfather. Why is that?

    These women never look you straight in the eye, instead they’re always looking away. They never look very healthy and are usually very thin; probably druggies. Or, they’re really fat. Either way, they’re not normal.

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  14. on May 25, 2010 at 12:03 am Original JB

    Seth: they are duplicitous for reasons of evolutionary fitness. Their biological imperative is to separate the alphas from the betas, hence the lies, the shit tests and the flakiness (even if unconscious.)

    Never ever listen to what women say and take it seriously. Always observe how they respond, how they behave over the short, medium and long-term, and draw your own conclusions. Yes, they have their moments of frankness but those are relatively few and far between.

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  15. on May 25, 2010 at 12:07 am Rivelino

    Roissy Roissy Roissy
    When the hell are you going to write a book already?
    Your voice is the shining light of the internet
    Nowhere else do I get your viciously accurate truth about women
    I am a work in progress
    But every time I read your blog
    I get a little bit wiser
    and a little bit less beta

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  16. on May 25, 2010 at 12:09 am Willy Wonka

    “Hey, chicks dig the dark triad.”

    This is true. I had a friend I went to college and high school with, that really got a lot of girls. I mean probably the dude I know that has fucked the most girls, girls of all races. He was a cool dude and I’d hang out with him from time to time to time, but there was always something about him that was a little off to me.

    Then, I learned about the dark triad in one of my college courses and he was the best example I could think of for textbook narcissist. Like, he fit the definition to a T.

    Like I said, I went to school with him for 7 years and we were always boys, but there was always something about him that rubbed me the wrong way. I always felt like he was the type of dude that would stab you in the back for his own personal gain. So, I always kept that in my mind when dealing with him in any circumstance.

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  17. on May 25, 2010 at 12:15 am brightstormyday

    Okay, so reading wikipedia, she dated him in 2003. Ended the relationship in 2004.

    Miranda Kerr gave this advice in 2010.

    Just because she fucked up once, six/seven years ago and entered a bad relationship doesn’t mean she can’t reflect back on it and say what she likes now.

    Seriously, nice try guys, but this was a fail.

    It would be better if this happened AFTER she gave the advice. But it didn’t. So try again.

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  18. on May 25, 2010 at 12:20 am Johnny_Marks

    Here are some real gems about Kerr from her Wikipedia page:

    1. She practices Buddhism (what did Roissy call that shit, “catnip” to women?) and chants for 20 minutes every morning and night

    –just one more reason to not let her sleep over

    2. She’s writing an inspirational self-esteem self-help book called Treasure Yourself aimed at the female teenage demographic. Kerr says, “Basically, it’s a whole lot of information that I’ve found, that has helped me. If I can help one girl by doing this then I’ve completed my purpose.

    –hopefully it’s not full of the advice (read: lies) she peddles to men

    3. The criminal she was dating started hitting it when she was 19-20 till she was about 21. Then for four years she dated some douche from a band that never made it big.

    –She’d have (and I mean this) been better off dating Mystery.

    Conclusion: This woman gave away the prime years of her pussy to a manipulative con and a wannabe rockstar. Her “advice to men” reeks of the same “do as I say not as I do” bullshit dished out at AA by recovering alcoholics.

    What a piece of shit.

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  19. on May 25, 2010 at 12:32 am kaikou

    Haha ha xxx what does this have to do with black guys?

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  20. on May 25, 2010 at 12:34 am ahappinessexperiment

    We are all Hitlers now!

    A man is more evil than need be for the same reason a peacock’s tail is more flamboyant than need be!

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  21. on May 25, 2010 at 12:35 am Original JB

    “Just because she fucked up once, six/seven years ago and entered a bad relationship doesn’t mean she can’t reflect back on it and say what she likes now.”

    This is what is commonly known as “spin.”

    In other words, in absence of available facts you’re putting the best face possible on her.

    “Then for four years she dated some douche from a band that never made it big.”

    LOL. Yeah, I was sooooo wrong.

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  22. on May 25, 2010 at 12:36 am Gorbachev

    @Analog Adams

    RE-POST from earlier to make sure Analog Adams sees it.

    OKAY, this was an emergency alert if I ever saw one.

    I could use some advice on starting points for LTR game. I had a disturbing discussion with the girlfriend recently about how she wants to live a “comfortable life” and expects it a man’s job to provide a lifestyle for his wife. Most of my time with her is enjoyable and shit test-free, which is why i started dating her, and we usually split or trade off paying for food and getaways. The problem is when she complains about the balance after the fact. I understand the principles of game, but I don’t know where to start with this situation.

    Ignore it. Tell her: You expect her to pull her own weight. If her friends think you’re cheap, that’s nice. Why do you care what her friends think again? It’s not that it’s none of their business. It’s that you don’t care. It’s *entirely* irrelevant to you. You care as much as if some random old woman from Malaysia had said the same thing to another random person.

    If she complains, then you say, … oh well. Unfortunate. You say: Look, this is the modern age (use feminism against her complaint). I’m not a bank machine. I believe in FAIRNESS. Always stick to that. I’M NOT CHEAP. IT’S FAIRNESS.

    (I hate chicks like this)

    It’s a shit test, and may be a BAD BAD BAD sign. If it’s like this now, try being married. It’s going to get MUCH worse. Your whole dymanic and your life will be outfitted from the beginning in Slave Torture mode.

    You are *absolutely* not her meal ticket (literally) or her labour/bank machine. Any hint of that and you should beat that down like the dog it is. Don’t let her get away with it for even one second. She will take your paying for granted and it will get you absolutely nothing.

    (Unless she’s fundamentally whorey; a lot of girls are. You’re buying her time and sex for treats. This is a separate class of woman from the usual set, and may not be yours; they’re good for pump and dumps only. Always wretched and poisonous as humans and LTRs. You’ll find a whole host of other manipulative, selfish characteristics that go along with this. In highschool they’re called “users”.)

    Try these on her:

    – You’re supposed to like me for me. I’m not impressed by that. (note the second sentence: Qualify her)
    This works a treat: plays on her emotions and her self-image I’m not a gold-digger; I’m a good person, I appreciate someone for who they are: You’re attacking that image. If she doesn’t mind having that image attacked, then you’re not human to her, just an ATM. Fuck and dump.

    If she says: Well, you know, you have to show me you like me. Then you say something like: I’m here, aren’t I? (I’m the prize). If she persists, she’s BETAIZING you or you’re no prize to her. Dump.

    *IF* you provide without serious profound commitment from her, you have done either or both of: 1) Fallen victim to a digger and been played, and 2) absolutely failed her shit-test.

    She will use you and have contempt for you. THERE ARE NO TWO-WAYS ABOUT THIS.

    You’ve been warned. You need to be tough and stand your ground.

    ADVICE: Do NOT argue about it. Just dismiss it. Don’t REASON with her. Make your statements, make them ethical, and let it sit. Find an excuse to get out and let her think about it. Is she dumps you: *SHE* has failed *YOUR* test.

    If you absolutely want to keep her and can’t bear for her to go, then get ready for Beta Life and for her to lose all respect for you.

    If you engage her on this, she’ll eat you up. YOU CAN’T reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

    You’re falling into the same trap I mentioned in a previous post. She’s operating on WHAT I CAN GET, SEE IF HE COUGHS IT UP.

    Say you’re not cheap. You just believe in fairness. She makes less money? You can go out less and do less expensive things. Suggest other alternatives. Tell her how much you like her. But you can’t let anyone – anyone – take advantage. Say, … You have YOUR standards, too.

    *Asian Girls
    – If she’s Asian, there’s a MUCH larger class of resource-hunters than in the West. Ditch. No, fuck first, then ditch. If this is what she expects out of you, you will be well and thoroughly tooled. These Asian women are experts at using, sucking dry and ditching men. They’ll fuck around on you without blinking. They are cold, cold, cold as ice. They’re my complaints about modern women X 100. They’re not a majority (except in China); but they’re there.

    Dude, have some self-respect and a sense of your higher value.

    EXTRA ADVICE

    *WHEN* you have forced her to accept this, once in a rare blue moon, at a time when she thinks she’s going to pay – pay for her. RARELY. And then pass it off as, Myah, I’ll get this. It’s because I like you.

    (Make it a reward, but don’t connect it to the good thing she did. It leaves her thinking. It’ll make her behave better all-around)

    It’s basic dog training. Look up “superstition” as a training effect.

    Man, dude, be a man. Do not fall for it or she will devour you.

    Believe me, this is the absolute best advice you will get on this subject. Fail and suffer.

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  23. on May 25, 2010 at 12:37 am greatbooksformen

    Kerr revealed her top 10 romance tips to readers of AskMen.com, who voted her most desirable Australian woman in the world. They are:

    1. Buy the right size dildo to shove hard in her ass as she likes da bad boyz & be sure 2 film it without her consthent like tucker max did and neocon charlotte allen will laud you as a successful butthexual hero in the pages of the neocon’s weekly standard just as lonmg as your movie loses over $10,000,000 of its $12,000, 000 budget lzozlzlzlzl

    2. Listen to her in the same way u lsiten 2 a dog bark or a cat meow and go ok lzozlzl you wanna walkie? or you wanna talkie my cockie? lzozlzlzlzl

    3. Connect with her with your foot long dong in her thong lzozlzl

    4. Know what you want and sheat she wants and what all girls want–a massive butthexing sdouchebag and vampire undead bloodsucking monster as teh aging neoocon womenz doctors MDs tell the young girls to want and tingle after lzozlzl as teh more chix who lust after vampire monsters undead bloodsuckers teh more business there is for the psychiatric neocon profession and neocon drug companies and money is good lzozlzlzl yah yah money rox lozozzllz almost as much as butthex

    5. Don’t be afraid to show her love by videotaping her butthex lovin without her conthent and showin it to the world on prontube.com zlozlzlz

    6. Tell her she is beautiful and romance her romance ebing a cock in the anus to young womenz and aging neocn womenz and all womenz in general as far as i can tell lzolzlzocllxl

    7. Get a baby sitter for her as she is a baby and needs to sitter after u pound her in teh shitter lzozlzlzlzl i guess wtf?

    8. Be healthy like eat good organic vegeatbles and then pound pound pound away as womenz aleways care about spiritauil health and count calories and are veagns and vegetarians becaus ethey do not beleiev in cruelty unless that cruelty happens to entail ripping the fetus out of tehir womnbs like butthex it is a litmuth test of teh money masters one must celebrate abortion and buytthex to be allowed in teh pwoer neocon brokers lzozlzlzlzl.

    9. Pumper her & dumper her

    10. Treat her like a goddess but only while pretending that yuou are zeus with your massive zeus cock rammin her anus as charlotte allen lauds you in the pages of the neocon’s weekly standard for all your ass rammin talents lzozlzlzl while womenz cheat on their husbands erving overseas and charlotte allen ignores our heroes dying and bleeding 2 death in unconstitiutional fiat warz on foreign. instead celbrating and herlaidigg and repeating the pr lies of butthexer tapers of scertecitve tapers of butthex lolloxlllxlxlxl. shores

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  24. on May 25, 2010 at 12:55 am Tim

    I often wonder how would be a world without the rationalization hamster.

    Well said, G

    @GBFM,

    lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlzlzzlzzlzlzlzzzzzzzz!!!

    More, please. As Ray Liotta would say, “YOU REALLY ARE A FUNNY GUY”!!!!!!!!

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  25. on May 25, 2010 at 12:55 am Ronin

    GBFM

    “are veagns and vegetarians becaus ethey do not beleiev in cruelty unless that cruelty happens to entail ripping the fetus out of tehir womnbs”

    Some odd reason make me think of how many fat vegetarian chicks there are. A few coincidently had fetuses removed. Fiat dough was’nt enough for them to spawn offspring by betas for bernanke.

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  26. on May 25, 2010 at 1:01 am greatbooksformen

    lolzlzozll yah womenz are desouled and programmed to rip fetuses out of their ginas which is funny because traidionmally womenz were mothers and goddesses and they would only lie with those they loved but now they are loosey goosey and get knocked up oops by too much splooge from random cocka and they rip the new life from their wombs and tsores in ny and san francisco which used to have babyu clothes now have clothes for their little doggies which they get as their egg dries up so that bneranke can keep them pushing papers of subprime mortgages n the corproate workforce even though goldman sax is simultaneously hedging against and betting against the subprime securities even while tehy are hyping them to the common man lozozlzlzozozzozozl making money both in the pump and in the dump and dontya know that tucker max rhyems with goldman sachs as both are into assfucking and secretive tapings of butthex which is why the weekly standard neocons never criticize their bro0thas at goldman sax and laud and repeat the pr lies of butthexing tucker max.

    lozlzl

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  27. on May 25, 2010 at 1:06 am Cauthon

    @brightstormyday

    I see from your website that you’re a teenage girl. The only “fail” would be if one of us tried to explain to you the insight that this article provides, because chicks usually have tin ears to this type of thing.

    One hint:

    Another of Roissy’s maxims states that women’s appetite for assholes is strongest during their sexual primes.

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  28. on May 25, 2010 at 1:06 am greatbooksformen

    Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really zolzlozllzlzlzlz. You’re really lzozlzlzlllz.
    Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m lozlzlzlzll?
    Henry Hill: It’s lzozlzllzlzlzz, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a lzozlzlzllzlzllzllzlz guy.
    [laughs]
    Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
    Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just lzozlzllzlzzl, it’s… lzozlzllzozllzllz, the way you tell the story and everything.
    Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] lzozlzlzlzlzll how? What’s lzozlzozlzzllzlzl about it?
    Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
    Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? lzozlolzozlzllzlz how?
    Henry Hill: Jus…
    Tommy DeVito: What?
    Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you’re lzozlzlzozlllzlzll.
    Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m lzozlzllzlzl how, I mean lzozlzlzllzlzl like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean lzozlzlzlzllzzl, lzozlzlzllz how? How am I lozlzlllzlzlllzlzlz?
    Henry Hill: Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?
    Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m lozzllzllzzozlzozlzlzl. How the fuck am I lzozlzlzlzlzozzllz, what the fuck is so lzozlzlozozlozzllzzl about me? Tell me, tell me what’s lzozlzlozzllzlzlzlz!
    Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
    Tommy DeVito: [everyone lzozozozlzlzozlzozles] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
    lozlzlzl

    good fuckin mobie lzozlzl but scorces whould used more lzozllzllzozzlzolzoes

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  29. on May 25, 2010 at 1:17 am greatbooksformen

    GBFM = great blowjobs for me!!! lzozlz

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  30. on May 25, 2010 at 1:30 am vasafaxa

    The eternal struggle between what is right and what she wants to do.

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  31. on May 25, 2010 at 1:37 am Dr. Grzlickson

    Lot of high-volume trolls here lately. GBFM has long since run his course.

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  32. on May 25, 2010 at 1:53 am Tim

    @GBFM,

    YOU REALLY ARE A LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ GUY!!!!!!!!

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  33. on May 25, 2010 at 2:01 am Cisco

    Counterpoint: She’s now dating Orlando Bloom.

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  34. on May 25, 2010 at 2:30 am Vincent Ignatius

    I doubt she’s grown up much. She probably prefers slightly less asshole now. Maybe a man who hands her a bag of ice after giving her a black eye.

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  35. on May 25, 2010 at 2:30 am Dave

    (1) I wonder if Miranda Kerr would still be a buddhist if she knew that buddhism and most other eastern religions – gasp – have the same teaching regarding fornication as – gasp – the Roman Catholic Church. She’s as good a buddhist as she is a judge of male character.

    (2) Regarding the dark triad I always had a sneaking suspicion that women know exactly what these guys are about and respond positively to them because these men do not live in a moral sphere. Women view the unwillingness of the malignant narcissist/psychopath to live in a moral sphere as permission for themselves to dispense with any pretense of moral conduct. If he cheats, I can cheat too. I think some women view this as a great emancipation from the burden of hypocrisy that accompanies much of female behavior. They identify the malignant narcissist/psychopath as one with the alpha male who makes up the “stupid” moral rules that the beta males then follow. If the malignant narcissist/psychopath doesn’t believe in the rules they can’t be true and it would be the height of folly to follow them.

    (3) There is a subtext running in this and the preceding thread that I am a little surprised by. You guys seem a little disappointed that a hottie is giving bad advice, advice that she isn’t following herself. Did you expect her to be moral and have a noble soul just because she is good looking? Never confuse beauty with nobility of soul. In fact, in the current milieu it is ridiculous to expect the two to coincide in one woman. Hot women tell each other from the time they become interested in men that their hotness is an excuse for them to be high maintenance. High maintenance is the antithesis of nobility of soul. You guys just emerging from afcness should do a morning affirmation repeating that female beauty and nobility of soul are separate and not one in the same. A good looking woman isn’t assumed to have a noble soul until she demonstrates it on at least several occasions.

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  36. on May 25, 2010 at 2:33 am Gil

    Was anyone surprised? Her top ten answers remind me of faux answers given all over the internet forums to (apparently) naive folk. You know:

    Q. What’s a good fuel additive for my car to increase fuel efficiency and engine life?
    A. Coca-Cola.

    Q. What’s the optimum amount of sets and reps for weightlifting?
    A. 100sx100r, no wait, 200sx200r.

    Q. What’s a great way to enlarge my penis?
    A. Stick it into a beehive.

    And so forth . . .

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  37. on May 25, 2010 at 2:33 am Seth

    2. She’s writing an inspirational self-esteem self-help book called Treasure Yourself aimed at the female teenage demographic. Kerr says, “Basically, it’s a whole lot of information that I’ve found, that has helped me. If I can help one girl by doing this then I’ve completed my purpose.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I’m just dying to know what pearls of wisdom this pampered bitch has come up with.

    I got a better idea Amanda. Write down your little self esteem tips in your special pink diary. They will come in handy 20 years down the road when no one worships the ground you walk on. For now, I’ll take my self help from the chick in an electric wheelchair with cerebral palsy.

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  38. on May 25, 2010 at 2:39 am Caligula

    Off-topic: Female academic nostalgic for the days when alpha professors could grope her at will. Probably just nostalgic for her youth.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article611651.ece

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  39. on May 25, 2010 at 3:00 am Paul

    New Roissy Maxim is pure money.

    In a perfect world GBFM and Roissy would be doing the NYT debate instead of Brooks & Collins

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  40. on May 25, 2010 at 3:20 am Paul

    OT,

    What is the over under on the number of times this woman has been PnDd?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tabby-biddle

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  41. on May 25, 2010 at 3:38 am Gorbachev

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  42. on May 25, 2010 at 3:38 am Argos

    For a dumb whore like Kerr, you have to come in her ass – not in her mouth.

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  43. on May 25, 2010 at 3:45 am Nico

    I am French and it’s exactly the same here.

    1) Sonia Rolland (Miss France 2002) had a son with psychopathic con artist Christopher Rocancourt. She wrote to him, her pussy already dripping, while he was in prison in the US. She had read an article in a newspaper and she felt he needed to be “saved” by some world class pussy. They had a child.

    At the same time, I was in psychiatric hospital curing a serious depression due to beta sexual deprivation. I don’t remember seeing any girl trying to rescue me with a pussy cure. The middle-aged nurses offered me pills however, which was nice anyway. Curvaceous pink pills.

    2) Beatrice Dalle married her lover while he was in jail.

    3) isabelle Adjani spent four years dating a neurosurgeon convicted for fraud at the social security’s expense (he masqueraded in a wheel-chair to fool the inspector). The guy spent some time in jail too. He defrauded the welfare state to buy himself a Lamborghini apparently (and subsequently seduce Isabelle Adjani).

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  44. on May 25, 2010 at 4:39 am Original JB

    “Counterpoint: She’s now dating Orlando Bloom.”

    http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/orlando-bloom.htm

    Yeah, I give it 9 mos. This dude’s plowing through every hot young chick in showbiz.

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  45. on May 25, 2010 at 5:21 am James A. Donald

    Can someone please help a clueless homo? Why are women so duplicitous about this stuff? Why do they say the exact opposite of what they want?

    It is a shit test. She wants to subjugate her partner to see if he is worthy. If she succeeds, he is not worthy, and she bangs someone else. So she tells her partner, and everyone else, that she wants submission, because that is what she does want. But if she gets what she wants from her partner, she no longer wants to sleep with him.

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  46. on May 25, 2010 at 5:45 am sabril

    “Why do they say the exact opposite of what they want? ”

    I would guess a lot of it is just wishful thinking. It reminds me of the story of a con-man who who made his living passing bad checks at stores. Apparently he preferred stores with signs saying “absolutely no checks.” The idea is that only a store owner who is a sucker is likely to put up a sign like that.

    Similarly, if a woman’s personal ad claims that she is a “strong independent woman,” you can be pretty confident that she is both weak-minded and dependent. She is just trying to fool herself about the truth.

    Of course the classic example of this sort of thinking is the guy who is constantly bashing gays. To the point where it makes you think that he probably is being motivated by his own homosexual impulses.

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  47. on May 25, 2010 at 5:47 am narzheewa

    Guy gets found out by his wife when checking out cheerleaders, cuntrage ensues:

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  48. on May 25, 2010 at 6:00 am Original JB

    “The only “fail” would be if one of us tried to explain to you the insight that this article provides, because chicks usually have tin ears to this type of thing.”

    More specific than “chicks”, it’s millenial chicks in their late teens to early 20s.

    The Dumbest Generation. Generation Epic Fail. Statism rocks, yay! We need benevolent dictatorship! Give me my free healthcare and broadband! Who cares about debt, I’m busy playing with Facebook! Keynesianism is sooo cool! Critical thinking is optional!

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  49. on May 25, 2010 at 7:27 am Jay

    Once again, the old adage: ignore what people say, watch what they do.

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  50. on May 25, 2010 at 7:51 am Editor

    freaking beautiful!

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  51. on May 25, 2010 at 8:19 am kaikou

    A few things:

    I blow snot from my nose…cute?

    Tommy Devito-hilarious

    Orlando Bloom is so fucking ugly and so bottomy it makes me want to barf

    For some reason people like to mistake models for real people…um…wrong! They are taught to not be real. So when they try it’s laughable and awkward and no one can relate.

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  52. on May 25, 2010 at 8:52 am omarion

    “If she’s Asian, there’s a MUCH larger class of resource-hunters than in the West. Ditch. No, fuck first, then ditch. If this is what she expects out of you, you will be well and thoroughly tooled. These Asian women are experts at using, sucking dry and ditching men. They’ll fuck around on you without blinking. They are cold, cold, cold as ice. They’re my complaints about modern women X 100. They’re not a majority (except in China); but they’re there.”

    Holy shit dude, you hit this nail on the head. An Asian guy I knew in college dated this icy but decently attractive (probably 7-8) Chinese chick for about a year. The guy was real decent but also that typical “Asian beta” type and naive to boot. Over the course of his “relationship” with this wench, she basically managed to suck him completely dry. He was living on a fairly large amount of money per month (a couple thousand dollars at least) from his rich parents in Hong Kong. This chick managed to wheedle him into spending almost all of his living money (some of which was supposed to be used for rent, etc) on clothes, booze, expensive restaurants, and such for her.

    Naturally, me and some other guys who saw what was going on kept trying to tell the kid to kick her ass to the curb. He didn’t listen. When she finally dumped him he was mortified to the point that he attempted suicide a couple times and nearly failed out of school.

    As I learned later, the worst part of the story is that she wasn’t even putting out for him. I think she gave him a couple of blowjobs throughout the entire duration of their “relationship”.

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  53. on May 25, 2010 at 8:57 am greatbooksformen

    omg i just watched the matriux!!! any of yu guys ever seen it?

    it is a lozllzlzlzlzlzl movie!!

    Trinity: I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing…(lozlzlzzzozlz) why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer reading Roissy. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when Roissy found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Neo. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
    Neo: What is the Fiat Feminist Fanboy tucker max-goldman sacks neocon Matrix?
    Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it’s looking for you like tucker max’s matrix-funded cock seeking out an anus, and it will find you if you want it to.

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  54. on May 25, 2010 at 9:15 am Dilbert Hole

    Dave, regarding your point 2): it should be no surprise that, if a woman is going to transgress against her own stated morals, the last thing she wants is for someone to remind her of what she’s doing. Hence, she’s likely to do it with someone glib and morally despicable: glib so that he can assist her in convincing herself that he’s highly desirable and provide the high she wants, and morally despicable so that, in the unlikely case that he DOES pass judgment, it will carry little weight and she’ll avoid the low of dealing with her own depravity.

    Same is true of men, when they engage in behavior that they themselves consider immoral. Immoral people are easy prey for people who are even more immoral, since they’re actively looking to be deceived.

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  55. on May 25, 2010 at 9:28 am game_in_bk

    Orlando has reportedly proposed to Miranda twice and she’s turned him down both times. Now he’s ready to pop the question one more time and apparently, she better be ready and waiting with the right answer.

    From Pop Crunch,
    “Orlando Bloom has warned his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr that he’s going to dump her if she refuses
    to accept a third marriage proposal.
    It is an offer many women would find to good to p up, but the Aussie-born Victoria’s Secret Angel has turned down two marriage proposals from the 32-year-old British star of Pirates of the Caribbean.

    “He has told her he wants to marry her and will propose again this summer,” a source close to the couple told The Daily Telegraph over the weekend.

    “Orlando discussed marriage with her in New York last year and again in Sydney earlier this year but she kept saying she was too young. If she says no, he ‘s said it will be over.”

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  56. on May 25, 2010 at 9:42 am Chainring

    “Orlando discussed marriage with her in New York last year and again in Sydney earlier this year but she kept saying she was too young.”

    Unbelievable. She’s 27, and a few years past peak fertility. But such is the influence of feminism, that even a woman whose only real asset is her looks, is willing to pass over a marriage offer from a decent-seeming rich(?), famous guy in hopes of a bigger better deal.

    In a few years, she’ll be 30, her only real asset (looks) will be rapidly depreciating, her career may be over, her pussy will be that much more worn, and she expects a better offer than the one Bloom is tendering? For her sake, I hope she’s not allergic to cats.

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  57. on May 25, 2010 at 9:51 am greatbooksformen

    lolollolozlool

    whas that sound?

    hey there whans that sound everyone look what’s goin’s down.

    ’tis the sound of pussy dryin up

    by the time she gets married her husband will need a leaf blower to get all teh dust off her dried up twat before goin down on her lzozlz

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  58. on May 25, 2010 at 9:54 am game_in_bk

    i saw an interview with orlando once.
    for what i remember he was crippled for a short time or close to it. the doctors told him he wouldn’t be able to walk again.

    and then almost miraculously he regained the use of his legs.
    he seemed like a nice and genuine person during the interview.

    if miranda likes thugs and dead beat rockers- she won’t like orlando.

    orlando has much MUCH higher status and earning potential then she does.

    orlando dare i say it- could be beta.
    but he seems like a nice person- he needs to find this blog asap.

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  59. on May 25, 2010 at 9:58 am j r

    Corollary to Maxim #57: A woman’s sex and relationship advice isn’t meant to help men; it’s meant to distract men from what really works to turn women on.”

    i don’t kow that it’s that purposeful. it’s more that women’s advice is usually fashioned after how they wish alpha males would act towards them. it takes attraction for granted, which is quite common among women. notice how women always talk about “a spark” or “it” whenever they speak of attraction, or lack of it. women have very little interest in the mechanics of attraction and that makes a sense.

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  60. on May 25, 2010 at 10:18 am almost 40 year old virgin

    It´s actually all quite easy to understand.

    Men are better than women.

    Tl;dr version: Men > women

    Most western men are brainwashed into opposing (violently even) this simple truth. While most women secretly know this.
    That´s why they always go for the bad bois.

    They treat them like the shit they are.

    All this alpha/beta/omega crap is the geek version of running away from the simple truth. Half of humanity is shit.

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  61. on May 25, 2010 at 11:27 am greatbooksformen

    i ma totally pwing the thumbs ups

    but who r the assclowns and asshatters and betaherbs and chix with dicks and luring charlotte allens miriam grossmans who keep rating me down?

    post pics of yourself so we can laugh at yous lolllllz

    this is the chick miriam grossman who says it is good for girls to lust and gina tingle after undead vampire bloodsucking monsters in twilight lzozlzlzozl zomh

    “American girls have a new heartthrob: a tall, gorgeous vampire who is in the eleventh grade. He thirsts for the blood of Bella, his human girlfriend, but learns to “just say no.”

    What is it about Edward Cullen, the male protagonist of the blockbuster Twilight series, that sends girls from Atlanta to Anchorage swooning? I asked three teen girls I know.

    Nava is 14. “He’s cute, and he’s really nice to Bella.”

    Kayla is 16. “He’s caring, and genuine. He expresses his love, and risks his life to protect her. And he’s handsome.”

    Tanya is 19. “Edward loves Bella and wants to be with her forever, so he controls himself. The self-discipline is very hard on him, but seeing her hurt would be even worse.” ”

    http://townhall.com/columnists/MiriamGrossmanMD/2008/12/08/what_girls_want_an_edward_cullen_to_love_them

    lozlzlzlzl she is a neocon or someting lzozlzlz

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  62. on May 25, 2010 at 11:40 am dave

    Is this worthy of a post?

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0524101sorority1.html

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  63. on May 25, 2010 at 11:46 am DF

    Dave: (2) Regarding the dark triad I always had a sneaking suspicion that women know exactly what these guys are about and respond positively to them because these men do not live in a moral sphere. Women view the unwillingness of the malignant narcissist/psychopath to live in a moral sphere as permission for themselves to dispense with any pretense of moral conduct. If he cheats, I can cheat too. I think some women view this as a great emancipation from the burden of hypocrisy that accompanies much of female behavior.

    High SMV women don’t need an excuse to behave amorally, they need an opportunity.

    They identify the malignant narcissist/psychopath as one with the alpha male who makes up the “stupid” moral rules that the beta males then follow. If the malignant narcissist/psychopath doesn’t believe in the rules they can’t be true and it would be the height of folly to follow them.

    Reductio ad absurdum

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  64. on May 25, 2010 at 11:47 am greatbooksformen

    lozzllzlzlzl one of teh reasons that charlotee allen lauds and repeats the pr lies of fiat funded and publoished tucker max who created more debt than welath with his films and films secretive tapings of butthex without the girl’s conthen is that he is anti christyian, which is why miraim grossman neocon tells young gilrs that gina tingling after undead vampire monsters is a good pursuit anmd good clean gina tingling fun!!

    http://spesunica.wordpress.com/is-twilight-anti-christian-yes/

    “That is consistent with Meyer’s use of the apple on the cover of Twilight and the introductory quote from the book of Genesis, of which the author states: “The apple on the cover of Twilight represents ‘forbidden fruit.’ I used the scripture from Genesis (located just after the table of contents) because I loved the phrase ‘the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil.’ Isn’t this exactly what Bella ends up with? A working knowledge of what good is, and what evil is.” Meyer, however, does not give a complete reading of the Scripture in Genesis. Most importantly, she completely evades the consequences of the rebellion. Of this, the Catechism of the Catholic Church (#396) states: “The prohibition against eating ‘of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil’ spells this out: ‘for in the day that you eat of it, you shall die’.” Adam and Eve choose to act in defiance of God’s law. They quickly found out that such an act was not liberating – it was fatal to their souls. God, in His mercy, did not look at them in disgust and say “I told you so!” – rather, he immediately promised them a Savior in the proto-Evangelium (“first Gospel”) of Genesis 3:15. Only the humility of the God-man, culminating in His Self-offering on the Cross, would atone for the infinite offense of His proud creatures.

    We get no indication in the Twilight Saga that Bella’s pride has any consequences at all – only “rewards”. So what does Bella experience by becoming a vampire? A greater ability to “enjoy” the “forbidden fruit” that is Edward: “I could really appreciate him now… He was all new, a different person as our bodies tangled gracefully into one on the sand-pale floor. No caution, no restraint. No fear – especially not that. We could love together – both active participants now. Finally equals… I was never going to get tired, and neither was he. We didn’t have to catch our breath or rest or eat or even use the bathroom; we had no more mundane human needs. He had the most beautiful perfect body in the world and I had him all to myself, and it didn’t feel like I was ever going to find a point where I would think, Now I’ve had enough for one day. I was always going to want more. And the day was never going to end. So in such a situation, how did we ever stop?” p.482/3.
    If we can refrain for a moment from laughing at the silliness of the writing (she is speaking here about how great it is to be able to engage in sexual activity without ever stopping because she doesn’t have to go to the bathroom anymore!) we see the deeper point: the purpose of Bella’s life had become knowing, loving and serving Edward and being happy with him forever.”

    lzozlzlzlozozlzlzlzlzozlzl!!!

    see ayn rand when she writes books rape is good and abortion is good as she is a neocon asshatter and casnnot write a tragedy and noble works like hamlet/gospels/socrates apology which the beocon asshatters deconstruct and debauch just like the currency as they make their money money money off of getting young girls to forgo faith and family for gina tingles and lust for undead vampires bloodsucking beasts just like the fiat masters lzozlzl and in the twilight series teh forbidden fruit is good good goodd yummy yummy vampire sperm in my tummy lzozlzlzlzlzllz

    “kill jesus!! lzozlzlz kill him!” teh eneocns scream lzozlzlzlzlz

    is it any wonder that marriages do not last and that over 50,000,000 have been aborted with neocons running teh world and money and that teh markets are creahsing as our debts all soar zlozlzllzllzlzzlzl

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  65. on May 25, 2010 at 11:52 am Liverlips

    What? A hypocritical woman who is a loser in love still giving stupid advice on love and sex? Unheard of!

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  66. on May 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm dave

    @DF: From a male rational perspective you’re right but the point I was getting at was the female’s level moral reasoning and capriciousness – whatever the most charismatic male says is ok is ok – even if, for example, it means gutting a pregnant Sharon Tate just because Charley Manson said to do it. For a contrasting perspective on what it takes to overcome male moral conditioning watch the first half of Full Metal Jacket. It takes weeks of in-your-face hectoring to overcome the recruits natural revulsion against killing and violence.

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  67. on May 25, 2010 at 12:15 pm greatbooksformen

    lzozllzozzllzlz !!!!

    http://christianteens.about.com/od/christianentertainment/a/TwilightDebate.htm

    “The Proponents of Twilight

    Not every Christian, though, is against reading the Twilight series, and there are some Christian themes that run through all of the books. Love, sacrifice, unexpected pregnancy, and facing temptation are all a part of the series.”

    UNEXPECTED PREGANCNY IS A PART OF CHRISTIANIGTY LZOZLZLZLZLZLZLZLZ ZLOZZLLZZLZL !!!!

    omg i saw the cock going in and out in and out and sporead my legs wide wide wide and my gina was tingling linging as gallons gallonsolls of pussy juice flowed down into my gina lzozllzlzzl but i dind’t expect TO GET PREGNANT! lzozlzlzl i flet the gizalizz exploding into my pussy but I DIDN’T EXPECT TO EGT PREGNANT!!! lzozlzlzlz zoops lzozlzlzlz my name is bristol palin lzozlzlzlz i am a neocon and it was immaculate conception and the fatehr–god–is posig for playgirl now lzozlzlzlzzlzlzlzlzlzlz

    this si what happens when the ifat fasters run the world lzozzlzllzlzlz

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  68. on May 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm greatbooksformen

    adultery and lust and sex out of marriage and undead vampire monsters blood sucking monsters and sex ou out of wedlock in te judeo christain heritage are big sins

    in teh neocon fiat butthexing form of crhistainityt, all these are good things alongside “unexpected” pregancnies and assraping men in divorce courts as christianity beocmes but a facade to tempt and anal rape and enslave good men to the fiat master’s money debt mahcine.

    zlozlzlzlzlzlz

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  69. on May 25, 2010 at 12:28 pm greatbooksformen

    marriage before being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    women had to stay loyal 2 a man and tehir kids

    marriage after being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    women ass rape men in divorce court and initaite divorce and transfer a man’s asssetts to the ben bernanke team zlzozlzlzlzl

    college before being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    teh great books and classics and truth and beuaty

    college after being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    butthex and welath transfer training for womenz how to transfer wealth form men to tehir dried up ginas lzozlzlzzl

    publishing before being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    teh great books and classics and truth and beuaty

    publishing after being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    butthex and welath transfer training for womenz how to transfer wealth form men to tehir dried up ginas lzozlzlzzl
    and secretive tapoinsg of butthex without the girl’s conthent lzozlzlz

    conservatism before being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    teh great books and classics and truth and beuaty and burke and russel kirk and borders lanugague culture and teh constitution and osund moneyt

    conservtaism after being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

    preemptive war in te form of abortion and teh preemptive war against 50,000,000 unborn fetuses and preemptive war in the form of preemptive war against foreoign peoples on forgeing shores and butthex and welath transfer training for womenz how to transfer wealth form men to tehir dried up ginas lzozlzlzzl
    and secretive tapoinsg of butthex without the girl’s conthent lzozlzlz and opening up our borders while sending alphas to die on foreign shores in foreign wars for undefined borers zlzozlzl while celebrating butthexual heroes at home who film secrietive tapings of butthex without the girl’s conthent lzozllzlzlz and gldman sax tucker max ruling wthe world via butthexing and neocn owmen promoting the ir pr lies lise lies in tehir pubolications lzozlzlz lzomngdhdd]\

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  70. on May 25, 2010 at 12:36 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    @Seth,a clueless homo

    “Why are women so duplicitous about this stuff?”

    WHat women say is what they want to be part of their life, but isn’t.

    For example, when a woman wants a guy to listen to her talk, what she means is she wants to be a woman who can appreciate a guy who listens to her, but she is not that kind of woman. She is the kind of woman who likes the guy who ignores her.

    Now, as to why she is that way, is that she is looking for a guy who is just like her father. While a father will listen to his daughter for about 5 seconds when she talks to him, after that 5 seconds, he checks out, wondering where his beer is.

    Unfortunately, for you, this advice does not work, but for others, if you act like you are her father, she will cherish you. Tell her, “You aren’t going out dressed like that, are you?” Threaten to swat her butt if she keeps acting up. Tell her if she is good, you’ll get her some ice cream.

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  71. on May 25, 2010 at 1:00 pm greatbooksformen

    omg roissy nice maxims maxim magaizne should publish them alongside picyures of maxim hotties yah that is what i woudl do lzozlzlzl omg ozlzozlzl

    Roissy Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Striking in anger or contempt or disciplinary scorn is one such form of power.

    lzozlzlzlzl womenz are aminlaistic beasties lzozlzlz

    Roissy Maxim #3: Whenever an attractive girl tells you she hates assholes, or describes her experience in the past dating assholes and claims to avoid them now, or recites a laundry list of asshøle-y things guys do that she disapproves of, you can bet your weight in gold bricks that she needs you to be an asshøle to her.

    lozzlzlzlozzlzlozozlzl so when you’re out on a date if you are a loser betaherb who dates ask a gilr about her last boyfirend and she will say, “HE WAS AN ASSHOLE!!” lozzlzozozlzl then say, “i hope someday you say that about me zlozzlzlzlzozlzlzl, as it means that before tonight is over you will likc my pee-pee. lzozlzlz”

    Roissy Maxim #4: Trust no one missing a sense of humor.

    lzzozolzlzlzl zomg zlozlzlzzozozlzlz yues if someone does not lzozlzlzozlzlzo i do not trust them any firther than i coudl ozolzlzlz thenm lozlzzl

    Roissy Maxim #6: Never make it easy for a girl.

    omg i have to disagree iwth you roissy usually back at my place i unzip my pants and i don’t wear boxers when chix are in teh room 2 make it easier for them lzozllzozlzlzz as her hands are tired tired tired from working her mba lawyer job shuffing subprie mortage hyp bullshit lies for beranke all day long lzozlzlzlz

    Roissy Maxim #7: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself

    omg lzozlzl never waver never back down just keep right on lozlzozzlolzzlzing this is sooo true lzozlzl

    Roissy Maxim #7: The sweeter and more innocent a girl seems, the greater the likelihood she has been in a gangbang. Corollary: Always assume she is a bïtch. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true.

    yes sweet girls these days you have to remember have been encourgaed by all tehri necocon fiat gina professors and teachers to lust after secretive tapers of butthex and vampires so chances are she has had a foursome with a werewolf, vampire, anbd secretive taper of butthex and someonone from dolman saz all at the same time many times before she ever let you tocuh her boobie and buy ber an angement ring but really she is hjust a sting operation for ben bernanke and will pawn your ring on craigslsist and transensfer all teh alimonies to benrnke’s tema oof neocon goldman saxer t8ucker maxers lzozlzl

    Roissy Maxim #7: The greater the age difference between the older man and the younger woman, the tighter his game will need to be, barring compensatory attributes.

    lzozllzozzo not always true hugh hefner probably don’t give a ufck about game he is game the secret roissy is not to care about game but 2 be game lozlzlzlz

    Roissy Maxim #8: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude.

    yah omg yah and also once it was to serve ideals and the soul and god and children but with eneocons in teh room yah you’re right it exchanges butthex for slavery lzozlz a fare trade for betaherbs butthexers.

    Roissy Maxim #10: It’s püssy wetness uber alles.

    lozlzlz german? what? i don’t go to techno clunbs spo i am not sure what you’re sayin polease advise tahtannskks is this like nihilism or something? sprocket.

    Roissy Maxim #11: The greater the sexual market value disparity between the husband and his depreciating wife, and the more kids they have, the more life the husband has sucked out of him.

    lzozlzlzlzlzl marriage is so 1988

    Roissy Maxim #12: If you are comfortable with your game being splashed across a JumboTron for thousands of people to read, then you are doing it right.

    Roissy Maxim #13: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing.

    lozlzlz zi know the second you show a girl any attention in an argumegnt she has won. corlollozrly is that if you ignore a chick you win every argumemnty lzozlzlzlz just cover your ears and sing “la la l al al al la la la i can’t hear u stamping your little feet! la l al la la la ala alozlzlzozlz”

    Roissy Maxim #13: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you.

    omng true dat!! even when your cock is still in her she can turn and say,m “who are you? Why is your cock in my ass? it feels good, but who are you again?”

    lozlzlz zlzlz i say “we’ve been dating for three wkees now.”

    “oh yah” she says and “i thought you looked fmailiar.”

    Roissy Maxim #13: When in doubt, game.

    yah whne i’m in doubt i get the ps3 out and play me some god of war and ignor her and by and by she comes on over and sux off my cocka cocka cocka lozzllz

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  72. on May 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm game_in_bk

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  73. on May 25, 2010 at 1:13 pm game_in_bk

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  74. on May 25, 2010 at 2:04 pm Anonymous

    Yup, the truth comes out! “Oh, I want a nice, decent, honest… oh, f*ck that, this one’s got a big dick and makes me CUUMMM!!!” Women lie.

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  75. on May 25, 2010 at 2:18 pm Jay

    Miranda Kerr shouldn’t be giving advice on anything, except on how to do lines of coke in restaurant bathrooms.

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  76. on May 25, 2010 at 2:33 pm Gorbachev

    @almost 40 year old virgin
    It´s actually all quite easy to understand.
    Men are better than women.
    Tl;dr version: Men > women
    Most western men are brainwashed into opposing (violently even) this simple truth. While most women secretly know this.That´s why they always go for the bad bois.
    They treat them like the shit they are.
    All this alpha/beta/omega crap is the geek version of running away from the simple truth. Half of humanity is shit.

    Dude, get a life. Your hatred is the clarion call of the bitter Omega living out a sad, cowardly life in some dank basement.

    If you actually got out there and interacted with female humans, you’d realize: They’re shit, but for specific reasons. Men are also shit, and for specific reasons.

    Men are shitty all the fucking time. Do you actually read anything anyone writes here?

    I’m currently sleeping with two women (one of whom is aware) and working on a third. My “wingwoman” is a FWB.

    I can justify this any way I want, but I’m being dishonest with at least one. I’ve been grossly dishonest in the past. I know some of my reasons were rationalizations. I live with the guilt.

    I have no real “moral” excuse for it. I don’t think this sort of lifestyle is wrong; but my dishonesty isn’t exactly Character Building. I don’t fool myself about this. I see other guys do all kinds of shitty things, much worse than anything I do, and other guys who are paragons of honesty (from what I can tell).

    Your hatred reeks of 1) Inexperience with women and 2) general misogyny. Clearly, you don’t actually know anything about women – you’re just pathetic and bitter and parrot what other men say without knowing shit.

    If you’re going to take a stand make it principled or fuck off. Your kind of banal hatred puts ammunition directly into the hands of feminists. They don’t need any more ammunition, our lives are hard enough as it is.

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  77. on May 25, 2010 at 2:45 pm Gorbachev

    @omarion

    “@Gorbachev
    If she’s Asian, there’s a MUCH larger class of resource-hunters than in the West. Ditch. No, fuck first, then ditch. If this is what she expects out of you, you will be well and thoroughly tooled. These Asian women are experts at using, sucking dry and ditching men. They’ll fuck around on you without blinking. They are cold, cold, cold as ice. They’re my complaints about modern women X 100. They’re not a majority (except in China); but they’re there.”

    Holy shit dude, you hit this nail on the head. An Asian guy I knew in college dated this icy but decently attractive (probably 7-8) Chinese chick for about a year. The guy was real decent but also that typical “Asian beta” type and naive to boot. Over the course of his “relationship” with this wench, she basically managed to suck him completely dry. He was living on a fairly large amount of money per month (a couple thousand dollars at least) from his rich parents in Hong Kong. This chick managed to wheedle him into spending almost all of his living money (some of which was supposed to be used for rent, etc) on clothes, booze, expensive restaurants, and such for her.

    They’re expert at this. it’s like a sport. I’ve heard women talking about it. Their conversations are blood-curdling. It’s like watching crocodiles debate how best to tear into a carcass. This is no exaggeration. They have as much tenderness and emotion as predators. No redeeming features. They do the same to each other, too. They’re just hollow, hollow, hollow human beings. You need to game them and make them weep for your dick, absolutely control and humble them at every opportunity, if you expect to enjoy any real time with them. They’ll serve you if you do this, but it’s all Master and Servant with them every second of every day.

    A nice, good-hearted Asian Beta guy is like a piece of furniture to them.

    Naturally, me and some other guys who saw what was going on kept trying to tell the kid to kick her ass to the curb. He didn’t listen. When she finally dumped him he was mortified to the point that he attempted suicide a couple times and nearly failed out of school.

    And she’d have been disgusted by him and likely unconcerned, except for her image.

    As I learned later, the worst part of the story is that she wasn’t even putting out for him. I think she gave him a couple of blowjobs throughout the entire duration of their “relationship”.

    This is common, too. I know lots of guys like this.

    I’ve slept with a woman who’d send a text message in between our bouts, going back to their “BF” and begging for new cellphones two months after he bought her her current one.

    This type of Asian girl: Crocodile. Fun and great if she has a nice ass, they know how to fuck like total whores. Do NOT date.

    They are, down to their souls, the very definition of material whores.

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  78. on May 25, 2010 at 7:07 pm kaikou

    So what’s good about Asian women? Anything?

    [ed: lots of things. they smell nice.]

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  79. on May 25, 2010 at 7:35 pm Gorbachev

    @kaikou
    So what’s good about Asian women? Anything?

    [ed: lots of things. they smell nice.]

    Lots of things. They’re not all status whores and vicious monsters. You need to be able to spot these.

    The rest are just girls. Same as any other woman. Except generally hotter and it stays longer. Also tend to be 1) more conservative, and 2) much better in bed and more enthusiastic.

    Also lots of fun to hang out with and they make much, much, much, much better LTRs than Western women.

    I’d consider an LTR with a good Asian girl before anyone else. Especially if she was exceptionally bright.

    They’re not more compliant or whatever: more moral, they value intelligence, they’re ironically usually better in bed and more enthusiastic, and are more feminine. But in a strong way.

    Raised here tend to be exactly like girls here. There are tons, tons of slutty American-Born Asian girls. You see them in clubs, and making out in public and on the arms of bad boys. They’re just American girls.

    Race is irrelevant. It’s entirely culture.

    There was one woman (7; attractive and very bright and classy, a wily one) that I dated for a year, on and off; she was hard-core serious LTR material. The best I’ve ever met. We connected well. A LTR was impossible, alas.

    I would have given up my hedonistic lifestyle, for her. Too many complications.

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  80. on May 25, 2010 at 7:45 pm Grampa

    Turning down the marriage offer from Bloom is a personal decision. Maybe she just doesn’t really like him enough to marry him. Can happen. Of course, that fact that she dates him is evidence to the contrary. If he has asked her to marry 2x, got turned down, and hasn’t gone elsewhere, he must be a beta. He must have a case of oneitis. And, we all know what women think of beta men. Maybe if he slapped her around or something she might reconsider.

    Maybe she is waiting for a guy who really turns her on.

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  81. on May 26, 2010 at 12:58 am Anonymous

    While need an opportunity to get it on, women just need and excuse. (Legitimately or cheatin’.)

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  82. on May 26, 2010 at 1:35 am xsplat

    This type of Asian girl: Crocodile. Fun and great if she has a nice ass, they know how to fuck like total whores. Do NOT date.

    They are, down to their souls, the very definition of material whores.

    Ya, this kind of girl is fine fuck buddy material. You don’t even take her out on dates. Pure booty call.

    Although they can bring on some trouble, strangely enough. It’s not like they love you, they see other people, but they can still try to mess with your world when they come over unannounced and find you with your first string girls. I had one fuck buddy who met three of my other girls. Once she knocked on my door for 30 minutes! I had to carry her out the building.

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  83. on May 26, 2010 at 3:03 am Gens_Patricius

    ahappinessexperiment said

    “A man is more evil than need be for the same reason a peacock’s tail is more flamboyant than need be!”

    Never have I seen it put more simply, or more profoundly.

    Thank you.

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  84. on May 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm meg00k

    Some truth.
    Lots of pretty lies

    “Why Beauties Get Cheated on Big Time!”

    http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/why-beauties-get-cheated-on-big-time-1533852/

    “It’s become irrevocably clear — beauty is no vaccination against having your man cheat, and it’s happened in every public area.”
    . . .

    “Beautiful women are prey to men who want to use their beauty to elevate their own status. Because of their beauty they’re used to being adored, and they are flattered by guys who go completely goo goo for them,” explains relationship expert, Dr. Gilda Carle, who has treated many celebrities.
    . . .

    “Beautiful women may doom themselves to becoming cheating victims because they themselves have want a “charismatic and attractive love mate.” They’re often attracted to “narcissistic men.” Think Tiger, Jesse, K-Fed for Britney, Tony Romo for Jessica Simpson.
    . . .

    Beauty certainly doesn’t make a man committed to you. In fact a man who’s excited to be with a stunning woman, because she’s stunning can get even more excited to be with another fresher beauty.
    . . .

    “Beauty is not enough to keep a player in line,” stresses Maryanne Comaroto, a relationship coach and author of Hindsight: What You Need To Know Before You Drop Your Drawers. “If a man you’re dealing with has a track record of dating a series of beautiful women, he’s not likely to stick with your relationship.”
    . . .

    So why did a beautiful woman of substance like Sandra fall head over heels for him? She possibly was so earnest and good-hearted herself, she couldn’t even imagine that she could be “played.”
    . . .

    So BFF’s out there — don’t hate them for being the most beautiful women in the world. Thank the Lord, you have beauty that the right man will appreciate.

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  85. on May 27, 2010 at 12:49 am feboo

    after a long reading of your posts here, I just wanna saluting you with two thumbs up!! 11:48

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  86. on May 27, 2010 at 6:18 am almost 40 year old virgin

    @gorby
    Thnx for proving my point.

    That was some damn fine shaming language and underhand cock-belittling I read for quite some time.
    The average female would´ve just simply said I´m not man enough to get pussy probably because my dick is too little, etc.

    Well riddle me this, who hates females more? Someone who VOLUNTARILY chooses to not associate intimately with them; or a player like you, who tries to bury what´s left of his conscience with spewing it meaninglessly into some cunt. Thus simply degrading her into just another cumbucket.

    If YOU were a “real man” then you´d simply say to your KFHXYH (or whatever idiotic abbr. fits), you´re only there to get a nice hot fuck out of it.

    Obviously you don´t even understand women and the alpha/game “philosophy” enough to get, that there´s a great chance they´ll keep fucking you afterwards anyway.

    And to put your oh so precious labeling right, I´m a Misanthrope. I´m well aware the men aren´t much better, but at least we (the ones not thinking with their dicks) strive to be.

    Oh, and men fucking built and invented EVERYTHING around us. After more than 50 years of “shattered patriarchy” I still haven´t heard of a female Tesla, Newton, Mozart or even fucking Gates.

    P.S. In my case disregard the hate part in the above labeling. I´m much too old for hating anybody like some wet behind the ears teen. I understand quite well by now, that hate just gives away your power.
    I suggest studying some ZEN to start understanding how your dumbfuck brain/lower psyche really works.

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  87. on May 27, 2010 at 1:41 pm Gorbachev

    @almost 40 year old virgin

    @gorby
    Thnx for proving my point.

    That was some damn fine shaming language and underhand cock-belittling I read for quite some time.
    The average female would´ve just simply said I´m not man enough to get pussy probably because my dick is too little, etc.

    I’d never say that. If you even bother to try, you’ll get laid.

    Well riddle me this, who hates females more? Someone who VOLUNTARILY chooses to not associate intimately with them; or a player like you, who tries to bury what´s left of his conscience with spewing it meaninglessly into some cunt. Thus simply degrading her into just another cumbucket.

    Um, let me think, … You. You voluntarily choose not to associate with women because you don’t have the slightest bit of respect for them, … and seem to hate them, … while I, and a few other guys I know, like them inordinately and likely far too much, and also (as well) like sleeping with them.

    Since I’m extremely social and I have a healthy view of my own sexuality, I’d say I’m the one not hating them.

    If YOU were a “real man” then you´d simply say to your KFHXYH (or whatever idiotic abbr. fits), you´re only there to get a nice hot fuck out of it.

    Ah, but sir, then I would be lying.

    Obviously you don´t even understand women and the alpha/game “philosophy” enough to get, that there´s a great chance they´ll keep fucking you afterwards anyway.

    I’ve been an adult human for a while, sir. I get it. I know if I go neanderthal on them, I might even get laid more and by hotter chicks. Could be that this sis difficult for me because I like them.

    And to put your oh so precious labeling right, I´m a Misanthrope. I´m well aware the men aren´t much better, but at least we (the ones not thinking with their dicks) strive to be.

    Well, good for you, then. That just means you’re generally antisocial and maladjusted, as opposed to woman-hating.

    Oh, and men fucking built and invented EVERYTHING around us. After more than 50 years of “shattered patriarchy” I still haven´t heard of a female Tesla, Newton, Mozart or even fucking Gates.

    Okay, but I still don’t see how this is entirely relevant to wanting to sleep with them.

    BTW, there are fewer women at both extremes: Not as many outliers. Not as men women living sad, pathetic existences as misanthropes in the metaphorical basement of society, not as many building spaceships and developing string theory.

    Lots of them being awesome doctors and pretty good philosophers, though.

    P.S. In my case disregard the hate part in the above labeling. I´m much too old for hating anybody like some wet behind the ears teen. I understand quite well by now, that hate just gives away your power.
    I suggest studying some ZEN to start understanding how your dumbfuck brain/lower psyche really works.

    Guy, your misanthropic, also misogynistic, worldview is a symptom of some sort of crippling of your personality. Sad for you.

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  88. on May 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm R Kelly

    Haters wanna hate
    Lovers wanna love
    I don’t even want
    None of the above
    I want to piss on you
    Yes I do
    I’ll piss on you
    I’ll pee on you

    Said your body
    Your body
    Is a Port-A-Potty
    And the pee I kick
    Like it knows Karate

    I’m a pee on you
    Drip
    Drip
    Drip
    Pee on you
    Right on you
    Piss on you
    Piss on you

    You’ll never feel
    Quite the same
    When you get a whiff
    Of my Hershey stain
    Know what I’m gon’ do?
    I want to pee in your food.

    Only thing make my life complete
    Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
    I want to pee on you
    Yes I do
    Yes I do
    I’ll pee on you
    I’ll piss on you

    Haters wanna hate
    Lovers wanna love
    I don’t even want
    None of the above
    I want to piss on you
    Yes I do
    I’ll piss on you
    I’ll pee on you

    Won’t you braid my hair,
    Before you start, Im gonna fart,
    I wanna fart on you…

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  89. on March 4, 2011 at 12:25 pm Dark Triad « Becoming Alpha

    […] Bad guys really do get the most girls […]

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