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Pregnant Women Are Smug

June 26, 2010 by CH

Finefantastic you so deliciously cynical.

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  1. on June 26, 2010 at 5:58 pm Gorbachev

    F***ing hillarious. Nice find.

    Also true.

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  2. on June 26, 2010 at 6:12 pm Gorbachev

    PS, the video dies at 1:08.

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  3. on June 26, 2010 at 6:24 pm havana

    God that brunette is UGLY!

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  4. on June 26, 2010 at 6:28 pm Riff Dog

    I don’t think the brunette is ugly so much as that’s the stupidest possible haircut she could have.

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  5. on June 26, 2010 at 6:32 pm Riff Dog

    They’re pretty good singers, by the way. I’m not so crazy about the blond’s tone, but the brunette has a nice voice and they’re harmonies are very clean.

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  6. on June 26, 2010 at 6:56 pm Anon

    The brunette did a couple of guest spots on ‘Scrubs’.

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  7. on June 26, 2010 at 6:56 pm Charlie

    Butthex

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  8. on June 26, 2010 at 6:57 pm Peter

    Yeah, they’re also big time feminazis, the both of them. Just search through the rest of their repertoire on Youtube, if you have a strong stomach. The video is not funny, btw. Trite observations usually aren’t. Women usually aren’t. So it’s double unfunny.

    By the way, the brunette was on Scrubs as a guest character named “Gooch” and the blonde’s asshole was bleeding around my cock. Whoops, I meant she was on an episode of the Big Bang Theory.

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  9. on June 26, 2010 at 7:04 pm Advocatus Diaboli

    At least they are saying the obvious.

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  10. on June 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm Nicole

    This was kind of sad. I loved being pregnant, and yes, I was smug and more “metaphysical” than usual.

    I’m very satisfied with the results. She’s like a mini-me but better at math.

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  11. on June 26, 2010 at 7:18 pm Advocatus Diaboli

    Ok.. here is a funny NSFW picture spoof.

    http://dissention.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/bondage-barbie/

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  12. on June 26, 2010 at 7:26 pm Nicker

    YES.

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  13. on June 26, 2010 at 7:55 pm Zimmermann

    In terms of the broader application of the title itself;

    My observation has been that Aryan women who suddenly find themselves as vessels of mixed race fetuses are generally more smug to the point of teetering onto masculine arrogance. I think it is a defence mechanism that is trying to smother the realization that they have fucked-up a genetical line that took thousands of years to establish and preserve.

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  14. on June 26, 2010 at 8:19 pm chic noir

    LOLROF this video was halrious.

    havana, no she isn’t. She has a quirky hipster look about her but not ugly.

    She looks like one of those hoodie wearing chicks you see in a yogurt commercial.

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  15. on June 26, 2010 at 8:21 pm samseau

    hipster chicks are the most smug

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  16. on June 26, 2010 at 8:22 pm jacksparrow

    Hi i really need help from you experts. a few days ago my gf went to this pop concert (Asian) and she got so negatively obsessed with her favourite pop idol that she has ignored me for about 3-4 days. what should i do? she gets extremely irritable and irked when i talked to her about it and gave me half baked answers.

    what should i do? say my intention is the salvage and save this relationship? i know she’s immature but she has been really really sweet to me before this concert. (like saccharine sweet). and she is my first love.

    shes 22 and im 22. sigh, fuck social conditioning and mass media. i cant sleep for nights on end 😦 thanks bros. im utilising one of roissy’s method: to cut off all contact till she reinitiates. will that work? she still visits my blog regularly (at least everytime she goes online).

    everytime i see a couple holding hands and kissing, it feels so magical and ethereal. i cant sleep for nights already. (I know david D would tell me to man the fuck up haha). thanks bros.

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  17. on June 26, 2010 at 8:22 pm pregnant women are gross

    this is so fucking true. the best thing would be if pregnant women just died after they gave birth like what happen to salmon. their brains are the same size so that is an accurate comparison.

    It isn’t like women have any value at all once they have kids. As soon as they have kids, they are worthless. I am glad everyone agrees.

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  18. on June 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm Chris from Dublin

    Pissed myself laughing – brilliant!

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  19. on June 26, 2010 at 8:35 pm Trimegistus

    Pregnant women have every reason to be smug. They have succeeded, in the only way Nature cares about. A woman with two doctorates, a million dollars in the bank, and a stable of European gymnast lovers is a failure if she forgets to reproduce. In a thousand years, the pregnant girl’s descendants will wonder why so many women of the 20th century failed to understand that simple fact.

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  20. on June 26, 2010 at 8:58 pm samseau

    OMFG in fact this vid reminds me of another vid I saw once… i think it went like

    chorus:

    hiiiiipster chicks are smug
    everyone knows it,
    nobody says it,
    because their hipsters.

    aaaaat the sound of a dong
    you take it so deep now,
    right in the back door now,
    now that you’re hipster.

    i can’t count all the ways nooooowwwww
    you worship a musicians little peep noooowwwww

    butthexed hipster #1:

    So do you want to butthex Jimmy or Dalon?

    butthexed hipster #2:

    Ohhhh it doesn’t matter as long as it’s healthy… mmmhmm.

    butthexed hipster #1:

    Really? It’s not like you can’t just take double penetration, it’s not like their mutually exclusive!

    butthexed hipster #2:

    nooooo really as long as it’s healthy, mhhmmmm…

    chorus:

    I can’t wait to hear someone say
    hipster chicks are so witty,
    don’t care if its ugly
    don’t care if its braindead
    as long as she likes my penis.

    hiiiiipster chicks are smug
    everyone knows it,
    nobody says it,
    because their hipsters.

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  21. on June 26, 2010 at 9:20 pm Ryder

    I’d just like to say that I would be willing to shoot a load on the blonde’s face.

    Seriously, I would.

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  22. on June 26, 2010 at 9:26 pm pupu

    The girls in this video are so cute!

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  23. on June 26, 2010 at 9:39 pm Tim

    Tim wonders, why does Pupu refer to herself in the third person? These are things Tim wonders about from time to time.

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  24. on June 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm mrc

    “Pregnant women have every reason to be smug. They have succeeded, in the only way Nature cares about.”

    Nature doesn’t care.

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  25. on June 26, 2010 at 9:45 pm sdaedalus

    Although the girls are 100% right about pregnant women & the love me love my bump syndrome the most annoying thing of course it that they do have something to be smug about, particularly these days when so many women are not having children at all.

    PS: it is a sad irony that the less advisable it is that someone reproduces, the more likely they are to do so and vice versa (lawyer chicks aside, where lack of inclination to reproduce is doubtless a positive social blessing) Leaving aside the whole underclass issue, these days it always seems to be the most annoying persons of ones acquaintance who are most adept at having kids.

    Disclaimer: this is of course not to say that everyone who has kids are annoying, just that everyone who is annoying seems to manage to have kids (usually with one another).

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  26. on June 26, 2010 at 10:39 pm Cannon's Canon

    jews?

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  27. on June 26, 2010 at 10:43 pm Cannon's Canon

    i watched; definitely jews. i will now beat some poor future time orientation ghanaians. filthy immigrants, cower under the shadow of my blowout!!!

    http://savingsports.blogspot.com/2010/06/soccer-opportunity-gap-in-pictures.html

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  28. on June 26, 2010 at 11:49 pm The Secret of NAM

    Barren chix are jealous…

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  29. on June 26, 2010 at 11:57 pm John

    Zimmermann, mixed-race people tend to be healthier. Genetic purity isn’t to be desired–Charles II of Spain was completely fucked up because of royal inbreeding. Read up on “hybrid vigor”.

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  30. on June 27, 2010 at 12:06 am AHE

    soccer is proof that america can be great when it wants to be.

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  31. on June 27, 2010 at 2:48 am maurice

    @cannon, ahe – pretty sure that’s not what either of you were saying, but for me it’s a sad morning. We had a good team and a good run – they played well. However, Ghana deserved the victory. They outplayed us – not a fluke or the result of bad calls. Now for Mexico to beat Argentina tonight. Hahaha, wouldn’t that be amazing! (gig, back me up here.)

    Video sort of funny, but isn’t there an equivalent sort of smugness in that kind of too-cool hipsterish parody? I think the hormones have a lot to with the changes in how pregnant women behave (separate from the social/cultural b.s. in the song. Earth-mother line particularly apt). They do have an amazing glow about them, though, in many cases. Beautiful.

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  32. on June 27, 2010 at 3:52 am Black Rebel

    Brunette has a pretty face but needs extensions like someone with a gulf-coast beach house needs to torch it for the insurance. Blonde has a manchin, but I’d still do my best fucking the SWPL out of her.

    Video makes me wonder what’s more annoying?

    The pregnant women that these bitches are (rightly) poking fun of…

    Or.

    Pregnant lady a few years after having her kid;

    ‘My kid is so smart/inventive/unique/beautiful! I must be the first person to have such a smart/inventive/unique/beautiful kid!’

    If everyone’s kid is so smart, how come intellectual bankrupcy is the norm? How come the last good invention was the computer? How come individuality is punished and conformity is encouraged? How come there are more fatties than ever?

    Because your kid, like you and its dad (whoever that is), is average at best.

    I think chicks who fawn over their kids are ten times more annoying than pregnant women.

    jacksparrow – Here’s your advice; stop being such a pussy.

    Girls don’t want you to show interest in their petty concerns or empathize with their trivial issues, that’s what her girlfriends are for. Drink or smoke some dope if you can’t sleep. Love isn’t some be-all-end-all everywhere ideology, it’s very much fleeting and impermanent. Just because a couple looks happy in public doesn’t mean they don’t have problems.

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  33. on June 27, 2010 at 4:05 am Anonymous

    Guy becomes only man on campus at female college and still can’t get laid. Calls the girls a ‘bunch of whores’ and writes a long rant on the ‘fuck my life’ forum.

    http://jezebel.com/5416119/oh-yeah-m…unch-of-whores

    Roissy was right, no matter what the male-female ratio is, women will only go for the top men, even if they’re ugly themselves. Some commenter from Dartmouth was saying the girls their are plain Janes but act like 9s and 10s because of no competition.

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/is-college-a-poon-nirvana/

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  34. on June 27, 2010 at 4:15 am Kate

    “Everything seems so trivial now that I’m pregnant…”

    As if everything in *my* life is meaningless because you did something that every dog, rabbit, cat, and any other animal does every day? It takes more of an effort *not* to get pregnant in most cases.

    I wish I could anonymously forward this vid to half my facebook friends.

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  35. on June 27, 2010 at 4:18 am Thunear

    I agree with those of you who say pregnant women have every right to be smug.

    Far, far better to be pregnant than a bitter, twisted, barren, battle-axe-faced feminazi wanna-be ho.

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  36. on June 27, 2010 at 4:32 am Cauthon

    Both of these girls gain a full point for being cooler than 99% of girls. I’d bang either one, especially if the brunette got a better hairstyle.

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  37. on June 27, 2010 at 4:38 am Cauthon

    On a deeper note, most of our emotional responses are geared towards winning status games. These two girls are embittered because they’re losing the most important status game of all: reproductive supremacy. Any baby is better than no baby. A pregnant woman has fulfilled her evolutionary purpose, and deep down these two (babyless)girls know it.

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  38. on June 27, 2010 at 4:57 am namae nanka

    “As if everything in *my* life is meaningless because you did something that every dog, rabbit, cat, and any other animal does every day? It takes more of an effort *not* to get pregnant in most cases. ”

    lol

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  39. on June 27, 2010 at 5:02 am Cannon's Canon

    We had a good team and a good run – they played well. However, Ghana deserved the victory. They outplayed us – not a fluke or the result of bad calls.

    that’s how a dumpy white beta provider rationalizes when he walks in on his wife taking strong thick vuvuzela from an r-selection stud.

    the tyranny of liberalism stops here!!!

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  40. on June 27, 2010 at 5:31 am devilmaycare

    Jacksparrow-

    Consult the sixteen commandments of poon, specifically the one about making your mission not your woman your priority. If all else fails send her to GBFM for a good butthexing to straighten her out.

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  41. on June 27, 2010 at 6:24 am James A. Donald

    Of course pregnant women are smug. The woman who published her novel etc is a failure from the point of view of natural selection. The pregnant woman is a success. And she feels it in her stomach.

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  42. on June 27, 2010 at 6:46 am Ultimate beta

    That brunette is cute. Hard to believe she is already 27 years old in the video.

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  43. on June 27, 2010 at 7:42 am maurice

    @cannon- uh, you were joking evidently – that doesn’t really follow. tyranny of liberalism? Ghana played really well. USA had our moments, but again failed to control or score on too many opportunities. Sucks that we lost, but no wider implications.

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  44. on June 27, 2010 at 8:08 am Nicole

    Black Rebel, everyone should think their kid is special. The problem is that so many people give lipservice, but don’t really believe it. So they don’t do what they need to do as far as guidance and discipline, so the kid has the best shot at doing something other than suck up resources.

    You don’t get special from acting normal. So many people are thinking they’re going to get exceptional adults by raising drone kids. You don’t. You get exceptional adults by raising exceptional adults. The prize a kid should have their eye on is a productive adult life, not fitting in with the other kids, and not even just doing well in school, though if they do well in school, it makes reaching their further goals a bit easier to reach.

    Nowadays though, childhood has been unnaturally extended, and kids aren’t encouraged to think further. Then, 18 is treated like some magical age when people are supposed to suddenly transform into adults after years of being essentially held back.

    If kids were being raised properly, there would still be problems, but not on the same magnitude. Someone would have to actually be going against their upbringing to be a dumbass. This generation though, is mostly dumbasses raised by dumbasses who were raised by the woefully misguided or tragically unaware.

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  45. on June 27, 2010 at 10:00 am Grampa

    Can’t we just enjoy that video for the gentle satire that it is?

    In fact, pregnant women do tend to be happy. They only seem smug to people who don’t have children. People with children genuinely enjoy the happiness of pregnant women because they have been there themselves, and they know the happiness, and the sadness, too, that their fellow human is going to experience. It is a shared human experience. If you haven’t had children, you just don’t know.

    Anyway, great video. I also liked their gay boyfriend video.

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  46. on June 27, 2010 at 10:43 am Grampa

    About having children. Why bother?

    Just came back from my Aunt’s 100th birthday celebration. She mentally is in pretty good shape but is hard of hearing and very frail. She had to move to a nursing home 10 years ago, a very nice facility, but let’s face it, it is a place to store old people decently until they die.

    When she was young, she and her husband were part of the “smart” set in NY city, connected to newspapers and celebrities (he was a very skilled cartoonist).

    Now, the only thing that keeps her from being a forgotten old women in a room in a nursing home is her family and some friends, the latter also getting old and frail.

    She has only one child, a very attentive son who lives in the area. As a child he was difficult, a somewhat spoiled brat. Luckily no drugs were available to ruin his life at the time. (Just one arrest and jail time for drugs and you are more or less screwed in this country.) He had brains and drive, and is a successful businessman (“I was an only child. I hate to lose!”, he explained.). He arranged this party, where my Aunt could enjoy seeing and visiting with not only her son but also her three very handsome/beautiful grown grandchildren, and nieces and nephews borne by her sisters, now long dead, and the children of those nieces and nephews. Some family flew in from Ireland for the occasion. (BTW, I have some smokin’ hot 2nd and 3rd cousins.)

    I got to remind my Aunt that she bought me the first book I ever owned, in sixth grade. Farm boys don’t own or read books. That book got me addicted to reading. I am now a doctor.

    Creating a family is not easy, and it requires a lot of cooperation and “sacrifice” by a lot of people, but I know of no better way of sharing the joys and sorrows of this life. And, passing along the gift of life ain’t so bad. I always recommend Shakespeare on this point.

    When forty winters shall besiege thy brow,
    And dig deep trenches in thy beauty’s field,
    Thy youth’s proud livery so gazed on now,
    Will be a tattered weed of small worth held:
    Then being asked, where all thy beauty lies,
    Where all the treasure of thy lusty days;
    To say within thine own deep sunken eyes,
    Were an all-eating shame, and thriftless praise.
    How much more praise deserved thy beauty’s use,
    If thou couldst answer ‘This fair child of mine
    Shall sum my count, and make my old excuse’
    Proving his beauty by succession thine.
    This were to be new made when thou art old,
    And see thy blood warm when thou feel’st it cold.

    Sometimes, it is good to look at the forest and ignore the trees.

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  47. on June 27, 2010 at 10:50 am Cannon's Canon

    whatever maurice. entourage starts again tonight, no wider implications.

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  48. on June 27, 2010 at 11:48 am Badger Nation

    Count me in as loathing the smugness and more the self-absorption of

    I sat behind a pregnant woman and her baby daddy on a plane a while back. These two people had the row of three seats to themselves. She decides to sit in front of me, and recline her seat into my knees (I’m 6’2″.)

    I asked if she could pull up since she was literally trapping me in my seat. She shot back with snorty derision, “I’d like to sleep.”

    She wanted the pregnancy pass. F that if you’re going to be rude to me.

    As a general rule, women revel in attention, and pregnancy is a time you can ask for attention without limit. Everyone wants to be congratulated for popping out a kid, fulfilling our most basic biological purpose. It’s a worthwhile effort but just way out of hand.

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  49. on June 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm JB

    Entourage is starting again?

    Will they still have Ari Gold???

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  50. on June 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm Doug1

    Finefantastic’s find obviously.

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  51. on June 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm Doug1

    Yes Entourage is. With 21yo old porn star and increasingly breaking through mainstream actress Sasha Grey as Chase’s beginning of the season at least love interest.

    (Don’t know if she’s supposed to be working as a porn star while dating Chase. Now that would be interesting. Strong elements of cuckoldry, if not total pimpery there, inevitably regardless of what industry people want to say, if you ask me. )

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  52. on June 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm maurice

    @cannon- yes it does. i won’t be able to watch it where i am now, and it doesn’t appear to be available on iTunes. However, I recall from an exchange last year you HATE HATE HATE the show because you think the boys are betas. (I think that was you.) So your reference seems to be a gentle way of mocking me for calling you, however mildly, on a sort of offensive but very funny comment. Serves me right for leaving my sense of humor at the door this morning.

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  53. on June 27, 2010 at 1:01 pm yclept

    Flight of the Concords they are not.

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  54. on June 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm DJDamage

    There you go a song for the beta boyfriend.

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  55. on June 27, 2010 at 3:37 pm sofia

    pregnant women aren’t any more smug than these self-satisfied childless, unmarried hipsters. it’s just a different manifestation of smugness. not only are these women scathingly sarcastic, but they’re funny, which alludes to some specifically non-sexual, masculine and abrasive quality about themselves. i mean, the vid is cute and everything, but i think they’d be equally sanctimonious IRL. just gettin’ that vibe.

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  56. on June 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm MQ

    I agree with Sofia. All I see here are two bitchy, sarcastic sex-and-the-city types expressing their irritation with women who remind them of the deep female instinct to give birth and nurture. The song is not particularly clever but has the weird mix of vague envy and smug superiority that I often see in feminist attitudes toward childrearing.

    They do have nice voices and solid harmonies, though. They can probably ride the cutesy-sweet-girls-singing-bitchy-things train to moderate success at local SWPL coffeehouses.

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  57. on June 27, 2010 at 4:11 pm Tim

    I got the same vibe as Sofia. It was funny and sad at the same time, which is a strange feeling. Maybe pregnant women should feel smug, since it is a miracle in this day and age that a woman would take herself off the sexual market just so she could give another human being life. However, it should also be pointed out that women who are childless should not be made to feel as though their lives are worthless.

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  58. on June 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm DJDamage

    This is why a single woman reaching her 30’s and past her 30’s is dangerous. Her looks are now somewhat fading and people are not paying her as much attention as they did before since she is losing the attention to a younger crop of women. Therefore in order to stay relevent she has to get pregnant to show that she is still young, fertile and desirable. That’s why its always advisable for men dating women especially in this age group to warp it up because if some day she “Forgets” to take the birth control pills and does get pregnant she may opt to keep the baby and you will have no say in this (but the courts will take money out of your pocket for a very long time).

    The last thing a woman want to feel as if she is an old maid that nobody wants to fuck and keep around for the long haul. Hance marriage become’s the perfect guise for hidding the old maid syndrome.

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  59. on June 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm Dave

    It’s a You Tube video folks. Negs only work on LIVE candidates. Nice everyone is riled up to go to work but it’s best to wait and open the box of cereal, pour it, then eat. Not try to eat the box.

    Both girls are cute, the clip is creative, and wonderfully executed.

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  60. on June 27, 2010 at 5:17 pm johnny five

    grampa
    Just one arrest and jail time for drugs and you are more or less screwed in this country.

    not true.
    not even close to true.

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  61. on June 27, 2010 at 5:31 pm johnny five

    also, while the smugness may be annoying, we’d be idiots not to understand it — it’s the pure, unadulterated joy of having fulfilled what is perhaps nature’s most basic biological drive.

    do realize that, if the man knocking them up is dynamic (“alpha”) enough, these women would be just as smug about the, uh, process of getting pregnant in the first place.

    there are two kinds of this smugness:
    1) the smugness that bleeds “mercenary” from every look. these women will be going after every penny in child support after a few years.
    2) the smugness that bleeds “self-actualization”. the same feeling WE get when we catch our breath, get up from bed, and look at the beautiful woman lying there, her clothes disheveled, hair tousled, body fluids and mascara running in salty trails down her sweet body. the smugness of true satisfaction of one’s desires, with the inevitable shade of contempt for those who are still searching.

    for women carrying a lover’s baby, it can be #1 and #2 at the same time.
    whores, they all are, deep down. so learn to get deep down there and make them feel it.

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  62. on June 27, 2010 at 6:26 pm Sniper

    not only are these women scathingly sarcastic, but they’re funny, which alludes to some specifically non-sexual, masculine and abrasive quality about themselves.

    Absolutely. They seem really confident, as well as funny. These are the most terrible masculine traits for a woman to exhibit. They will only lead to heartache and self-hatred.

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  63. on June 27, 2010 at 6:29 pm anon

    “that’s why its always advisable for men dating women especially in this age group to wrap it up because if some day she “Forgets” to take the birth control pills and does get pregnant she may opt to keep the baby and you will have no say in this (but the courts will take money out of your pocket for a very long time).”

    That’s why every man who knows he doesn’t want children until at least his 40’s or 50’s (or at all) should have a vasectomy.

    I’m 26 had a vasectomy when I was 25 and don’t regret it one bit. Everything works great and I have the peace of mind of knowing I will never accidentally get a woman pregnant and subsequently get raped by the courts and forced to pay child support for a baby she refused to abort or put up for adoption. I still wrap it to protect against diseases but I don’t have to worry if a condom breaks or worry about the chick poking holes or going about other means to intentionally get pregnant. I think it’ll be funny if a girl ever tries to play the “i’m pregnant card” on me to try and get me to commit.

    If you want children later have it undone, or adopt, or do in vitro fertilization. Why you would want children I don’t know. But they can be undone and having them undone is a hell of a lot cheaper than having to pay 18+ years of child support (especially now that some states force you to pay for college and grad school despite normal parents not having this requirement)

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  64. on June 27, 2010 at 6:58 pm chic noir

    MQ
    I agree with Sofia. All I see here are two bitchy, sarcastic sex-and-the-city types expressing their irritation with women who remind them of the deep female instinct to give birth and nurture

    No sir, those girls are not sex-and-the-city types. There is no way in hell they would pay 500 for a pair of monolo blanick shoes.

    Now they would pay 500 dollars for a machine that makes green low carbon footstep,organic locally grown bring your own bag wheat grass juice.

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  65. on June 27, 2010 at 6:59 pm chic noir

    sniper Absolutely. They seem really confident, as well as funny. These are the most terrible masculine traits for a woman to exhibit

    Pure BS

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  66. on June 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm whorefinder

    They’d be cute if they weren’t career-minded bitches. And they’re just pissed that their talents don’t make them any hotter or more interesting to people—except lesbians.

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  67. on June 27, 2010 at 7:37 pm The Sponge-Bath Baby « Sibling of Daedalus

    […] among Roissysphere males at least, that women cannot be trusted.   In light of the above, and the recent Roissysphere interest in fecundity, I thought I would draw your attention to the Strange Case of the Sponge Bath […]

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  68. on June 27, 2010 at 8:04 pm Cap'n Bob

    Pregnancy in women is a far more glorious thing than a fifth-rate Flight of the Conchords rip-off like this song.

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  69. on June 27, 2010 at 8:14 pm Anonymous

    Women pregnant with their first child may be smug, the more kids they have the less smug they get , knowing all the hard work of raising a kid that is in front of them.

    But what is the alternative to pumping out a kid or three ?

    Pointless Careerism ?

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  70. on June 27, 2010 at 8:17 pm Gorbachev

    A Shocking! Disappointment

    To top off a very eventful weekend, I just got a phone call from an ex-GF.

    She’s 34, accomplished, independent, so-so hot (7, but going on 6 in 3-4 years, for sure: she’s got a long-hours desk job). She went to a big Ivy and has a hard-to-come-by policy job. Big federal agency.

    She’s been seeing a guy now for 4 months. Nice guy. I met him once, a long time ago, before she and I were even seeing each other. Good job, stable, decent man. They’re getting close and he seems pretty devoted. She suspects he’s going to ask him to marry her, she jokes. She’ll probably say yes, it turns out.

    We chatted about a few things, caught up. About ten minutes in, she point blank asked me what I was doing tonight and if I had time to get together for a drink, drive out to (town), maybe 45 minutes. IE: Pure and unadulterated booty call. I tested, and found out this was absolutely true.

    Of course, I’m otherwise occupied at the moment, such that I’m not in a position to entertain her suggestion. Being a reconverted good boy.

    But I decided to gently quiz her. Why? What about her man?
    Not that she’s a slut, or anything, but what about Mr. Nice?

    She said: He’s away, she misses my company, it’s been a while, stress, we can chat, blah blah insert rationalization here.

    Really, it was all just rationalization. I heard two contradictory requests: 1) It would be nice just to chat (we can do that on the phone); 2) She missed my company (we were never, ever that close, actually).

    What she wanted to was to get laid, by someone not him.

    Once I’d established this, I actually said:

    I think it’s unethical for you to be hanging out with other men in this situation, especially as this other guy is supposed to be your man.

    This was followed by indignation and backtracking. As this was obviously insufficient, she just said: She missed spending time with me and wondered if I felt the same way. No big deal.

    IE: She couldn’t even admit she just wanted to get laid. And cheat on her BF.

    Men do it. Women do it. Just can’t trust them.

    What bothers me is the sanctimoniousness of women who claim any kind of moral superiority for the gender.

    Sad.

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  71. on June 27, 2010 at 9:19 pm Grampa

    re: Gorbachev

    Unless you are friends with her BF, I think you should have met with her, if possible for you. He hasn’t asked for marriage yet. Maybe she wants to have one last fling before she commits to marriage with a dull guy. Maybe she wants to remember what real sex is like, to decide if giving up real sex is worth it for marriage. Not evil or anything. Just typical.

    Maybe she is asking you to save her from a dull marriage?

    Now, in a world built for betas, her behavior would be reported to her BF, who could then decide what value to place on his relationship with her.

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  72. on June 27, 2010 at 9:34 pm Nicole

    Gorbachev, I think the claim of moral superiority is just bunk that comes out of religious or feminist pedestalization or both. We’re all just little squirrels, trying to get a nut. Some women are just the kind who store up for winter, while others eat them all right away.

    Good on you for not wanting to be part of another guy’s heartbreak. Hopefully something you told her will snap her back in line. If not, it’s better for you to stay out of that drama.

    I don’t shag another woman’s man unless she’s a confirmed hoe or harpy. Then I consider it a service to humanity.

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  73. on June 27, 2010 at 9:48 pm JB

    “She couldn’t even admit she just wanted to get laid. And cheat on her BF.”

    “Hopefully something you told her will snap her back in line. If not, it’s better for you to stay out of that drama.”

    Wrong, he already put himself in the drama by activating her ASD. Who knows how she can irrationally transform that negative energy to embed him in a situation.

    The better move: Call her a cheating whore the way players do, with subtextual contempt. She’ll eat it up. You can stay aloof if you don’t want to be involved.

    There are only three ways to improve a woman’s character: Snap her elastic alpha tolerance with an extreme relationship or life experience, or convert her to religious fervency, or put her in a relationship with a high Game partner.

    Logic ain’t on the list.

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  74. on June 27, 2010 at 10:01 pm Gorbachev

    @Nicole,

    I had no intention of going back. I don’t shag indiscriminately (any more). I need some kind of motivation. And my current situation prevents me from being quite so liberal. Not that I’m noble or anything. We all make our own calculations, right? I’m currently most satisfied with my situation. Why pad it with complications when you don’t need to? More or less.

    @JB,
    Wrong, he already put himself in the drama by activating her ASD.

    I took some perverse pleasure in it. Also gave me my split second of moral superiority. I haven’t had that in a very, very long time.

    The better move: Call her a cheating whore the way players do, with subtextual contempt. She’ll eat it up. You can stay aloof if you don’t want to be involved. There are only three ways to improve a woman’s character: Snap her elastic alpha tolerance with an extreme relationship or life experience, or convert her to religious fervency, or put her in a relationship with a high Game partner.
    Logic ain’t on the list.

    This is absolutely true. She texted me after our call, about an hour later. “I’m not a bad girl. You make me feel bad.”

    Holy crap, the level of cognitive dissonance possible. It’s not even an honesty thing. It’s the inability to see herself doing anything wrong.

    Wow, do I feel all morally superior tonight.

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  75. on June 27, 2010 at 10:06 pm kate

    These ladies aren’t saying pregnant women are smug to the exclusion of all other groups that also have the potential to be smug. They are simply saying pregnant women are smug. Not that anyone else isn’t. They’re pointing out the annoying behavior of the stereotypical pregnant woman, and providing comedic relief. Now if they were singing that pregnant women are the only group of people on the planet that are smug, that would be different.

    Chic Noir,

    No sir, those girls are not sex-and-the-city types. There is no way in hell they would pay 500 for a pair of monolo blanick shoes.

    Now they would pay 500 dollars for a machine that makes green low carbon footstep,organic locally grown bring your own bag wheat grass juice.

    Exactly! 🙂

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  76. on June 27, 2010 at 10:26 pm nick

    Pregnant women and women with kids are worthless. For that matter, any girl over the age 22 has no purpose on Earth. Once their looks go, what is a girl’s purpose? They just take up space and have zero sexual desirability.

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  77. on June 27, 2010 at 10:54 pm Gorbachev

    @Gorbachev
    Unless you are friends with her BF, I think you should have met with her, if possible for you. He hasn’t asked for marriage yet. Maybe she wants to have one last fling before she commits to marriage with a dull guy.

    Oh, I’m sure she just wants to get laid.

    Maybe she wants to remember what real sex is like, to decide if giving up real sex is worth it for marriage. Not evil or anything. Just typical. Maybe she is asking you to save her from a dull marriage?

    Um, I think she just wants to fool around. Unless the guy is bad at sex. I recall our own time together wasn’t exactly the most boat-rocking experience I ever had. Maybe this guy is really dull. Who knows.

    Now, in a world built for betas, her behavior would be reported to her BF, who could then decide what value to place on his relationship with her.

    I wouldn’t do that. I’m not in a position to judge others on this sort of behavior. That would be the height of hypocrisy. But once in a while, it feels nice to reclaim some of that vaunted moral high ground.

    We all like that, I think.

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  78. on June 27, 2010 at 11:46 pm Nicole

    Gorbachev, you might not want to report her, but at least if you know him well enough, direct him towards game. He needs it.

    Something has gone wrong either in his selection or his ltr strategy.

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  79. on June 27, 2010 at 11:50 pm Nicole

    Nick, just buy your mom some shea butter and hide the remote. You’ll have a new daddy in no time.

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  80. on June 28, 2010 at 12:06 am JB

    @Gorb

    Do you think the capacity for self awareness makes one more morally accountable, or less so?

    Do you think the lack of capacity for self awareness is a moral property in itself? Or simply a fact?

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  81. on June 28, 2010 at 12:26 am Gorbachev

    @JB
    Do you think the capacity for self awareness makes one more morally accountable, or less so?
    Do you think the lack of capacity for self awareness is a moral property in itself? Or simply a fact?

    I think it makes people more morally accountable: you can’t fool yourself into believing you’re morally superior or correct while you commit a social crime. Being able to fool yourself is one of the ways we think we’re all basically Good, when in fact, we’re awful people much of the time.

    Of course, some people just don’t care. They don’t need to fool themselves: Their conscience is unaffected (or nonexistent).

    Because it can have such a profound impact on moral behavior, I think this capacity can function as a short-form for assessing the moral character of a person. But fundamentally it’s just a fact. It reflects the ability of a person to control their own behavior.

    They may have high moral standards, but if they can convince themselves of X or Y, they can bypass their own moral circuitry and act as if they were amoral.

    Which often amounts to the same thing. Except that it renders the individual unlikely to accept criticism.

    What do you think?

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  82. on June 28, 2010 at 1:29 am JB

    @ Gorb

    I think there is no morality outside of God, just evolved feelings masquerading as such, feelings less universal than the comfortable would like to believe.

    But of course, I am neither an atheist nor a nihilist. I am a triumphal theist grinning at the Silent Planet’s spin down the drain, and enjoying the ride to the other side.

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  83. on June 28, 2010 at 1:50 am Gorbachev

    @JB
    I think there is no morality outside of God, just evolved feelings masquerading as such, feelings less universal than the comfortable would like to believe.
    But of course, I am neither an atheist nor a nihilist. I am a triumphal theist grinning at the Silent Planet’s spin down the drain, and enjoying the ride to the other side.

    Well, I agree, morality as it is is likely evolved patterns. Our society ascribes to a few of them, ostensibly – like monogamy. Even if the rules are observed more often in the breach.

    It may be that you theists are on to something. As an atheist (of the convince-me kind), though, I’m not in a position to say anything about that – one way or another. I’d say Show Me, but that just tends to invite trouble. Heh.

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  84. on June 28, 2010 at 3:21 am JB

    @ Gorb

    Fair enough.

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  85. on June 28, 2010 at 6:20 am NYCbachelor

    These women are playing the social status game as much as the pregnant women (PW) are- they’re just annoyed that the game that the PW playing is one where their own status grabbing are completely invalidated- in a sense the PW changed the rules of the game so that all of the achievements of these SWPL girls are rendered irrelevent- which is the source of their irritation; the PW are claiming higher status then them based on being pregnant.

    Ironically enough the SWPL are responding by playing the exact same game- they’re mirroring the PW game and mocking the status claims of the PW while denying it achievement.

    In essense both of their status games are the same game:

    When one is faced with an achievement, that renders one as lower status, deny that said is an achievement and instead promote ones own achievements as superior.

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  86. on June 28, 2010 at 7:35 am Nick

    Nicole: Like I can take anything some dumb fat black grandma bitch like the vile vermin that you are seriously? You are the reason that birth control was invented. It is unfortunate that it didn’t work from preventing such a worthless piece of shit like you from ever setting foot on the Earth. Lose some weight you fat fuck and get your hair professionally done Mrs. Shitlocks.

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  87. on June 28, 2010 at 10:19 am alexamenos

    Trimegistus–
    Pregnant women have every reason to be smug. They have succeeded, in the only way Nature cares about. A woman with two doctorates, a million dollars in the bank, and a stable of European gymnast lovers is a failure if she forgets to reproduce.
    ======================
    Yeah, that’s what I saw in this. The line “pregnant women are smug” means basically “it really pisses me off that I’m not the center of attention and nobody really cares about all of my phenomenal she-grrl accomplishments”.

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  88. on June 28, 2010 at 10:26 am sean

    Pregnant women are revolting. The worst is after they have the baby, their fat asses make every excuse imaginable for not getting their fat asses in the gym and on a diet to return to their normal weight. It is bad enough fucking them after they have a kid is terrible after their pussies are ruined for life. I hate pregnant women, but I hate the pieces of fat shit that the women become after they have kids.

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  89. on June 28, 2010 at 11:08 am Philosopher

    @ Cannon’s Canon

    Thanks for the link to SavingSports. Title IX really has damaged men’s college and high school sports. Just as affirmative action has harmed academics: elementary school through college. In both cases, boys get shortchanged – or worse.

    IMO, both are part of a continuous assault on traditional American culture lead by the same people.

    all:
    Here’s your homework assignment from the Philosopher.
    Read Christina Hoff Sommers book The War Against Boys: How Misguided Feminism Is Harming Our Young Men. It’s $1.00 on Amazon.

    Here’s an inspiring story about a track star walk-on.
    http://savingsports.blogspot.com/2010/05/profile-in-persistence-byus-jon-kotter.html

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  90. on June 28, 2010 at 11:18 am Nicole

    Nick and Sean, I can tell that your mothers were feminists. It’s a shame.

    They’ve raised you to believe that grown women should have the bodyfat percentage of athletic males. Why not just suck a cock and get it over with?

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  91. on June 28, 2010 at 11:22 am polymath

    Nick,

    The hatred your response to Nicole reveals is so poisonous that I would think you are being satirical, if I had not seen so many like you on this board. Of all the unpleasant types who post here, your type is the most contemptible as a human being. You are a pathetic loser with so little capacity for positive connection with another human being that not only would it be better if you never reproduced, it would be better if you never fucked anybody other than a hooker who has no reason to expect even the tiniest bit of emotional generosity from you.

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  92. on June 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm Nick

    What the hell are you talking about you feminist whipped pussy? What the fuck is this blog about? Getting hot, young pussy. What is Nicole? An old, fat, black grandma who looks like Whoopi Goldberg plus 200 pounds with shitlocks.

    Why the fuck would I want to read her comments on every fucking post and see her stupid ass essay length comments which are of no value to the discussion? Her demographic is fucking worthless to me as they should be to any alpha male.

    You must be a beta who was raised by your feminist bull dyke mom. Fuck off.

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  93. on June 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm biktopia

    Nick,
    this blog might be about getting young girls for you, but that is not why at least half of the poeple read this, and the ones that are the most stupid, read this blog only for those purposes as you are. So, just scroll down to what you prefer and let other people enjoy their part of the cake, good comments without the mocking of the more bright bloggers.
    And i think you are just a troll, but even for that, this is very low.

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  94. on June 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm ghj

    ““Pregnant women have every reason to be smug. They have succeeded, in the only way Nature cares about.”

    Nature doesn’t care.”

    Neither does nature not care. You’re being difficult.

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  95. on June 28, 2010 at 1:05 pm Lily

    @ Nick
    It’s pretty clear you’re certainly not an alpha male.

    If you don’t like what Nicole has to say, just skip past, it’s pretty easy to do on this blog.

    It’s not so easy to have character, generosity of spirit, emotional strength etc etc, you know the sorts of things that genuine alpha males have.

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  96. on June 28, 2010 at 1:26 pm Z.

    @ pregnant women are gross:

    “the best thing would be if pregnant women just died after they gave birth like what happen to salmon. their brains are the same size so that is an accurate comparison”

    wow…so you’re saying your mother should have died. she should have aborted you. what a joy it must have been to raise you.

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  97. on June 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm Nicole

    Nick, I understand that you might be new to the use of computers, but on the side of the browser window, there’s something called a “scroll bar”. I recommend that you use it whenever you see my posts.

    …and as many times as my photo avatar has appeared here, and as many times as I’ve decribed my appearance and stated my age, if you went to my site to browse the photos, then you pretty much deserve whatever “astigmata” occured. That is not my fault, as you were duly warned.

    If you weren’t raised by a feminist, you wouldn’t give two shits what a 40 year old woman looked like…how fat she was, or how she did her hair. At your apparent age, it’d be irrelevant unless I was sitting on your face.

    …which is truthfully all someone your age could do for me since you’re mostly helpless with your dicks until you’re at least 35, but usually over 40.

    I mean…I have actually tried dating younger men, but only because that’s all there was before I woke up and realized that since so many married women are like your mom, there are quite a few more available 40+ year old men than I thought there were. So only in my deepest, darkest time of desperation did I date 20-something dudes, and my worst expectations were confirmed.

    So there is no need for you, a little boy who doesn’t even know how to cuss right yet, to feel the least bit pressured to like me. I’m not your mom. I am not leaving you at home to go out and get someone your age to embarass you with at breakfast. You should feel no pressure whatsoever from me, to be attracted to women my age.

    In fact, I assure you that the feelings of disgust at the thought of nudity or worse, are entirely mutual.

    So just use the scrollbar or lighten up. I’m not gunning for you or anyone in your entire largely fatherless generation.

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  98. on June 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm Xontrarian

    Same girls on one-night stands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHBuQvUCLYs&feature=channel

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  99. on June 28, 2010 at 3:35 pm Nick

    Nicole: What the fuck was that response? Your doctorate thesis on why you are a fat piece of shit? I come here to read the posts and comments from people who actually matter in society i.e. not stupid bull dyke feminist cunts like yourself you fat tub of horseshit.

    Nobody gives a flying fuck what your opinion is. Do you not notice how fucking long your comments are? Write a paragraph or two you stupid cunt, don’t take up the whole motherfucking page. Goddammit you are dumb.

    Once again, please shut the fuck up. I don’t watch The View for a reason. I don’t give a shit what middle aged women like you have to say. You have the sexual desirability of elephant fecal matter. Shut the fuck up.

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  100. on June 28, 2010 at 4:59 pm Nicole

    Nick, go do some homework or something. You’re an annoying little brat.

    Maybe if you were less of an obnoxious wannabe, you’d get hot chicks.

    There’s some game advice: stop acting like a snivelling child who feels victimized by every damned thing, and man up.

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  101. on June 28, 2010 at 5:07 pm dragnet

    Nicole: 2, Nick: 0

    At least by my count.

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  102. on June 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm J

    @ Nicole

    “I loved being pregnant, and yes, I was smug and more “metaphysical” than usual.”

    Yeah, tell it! I’m sure I was smug as hell when I was pregnant, but it was the most amazing and rewarding experience of my entire life. And I say that as someone who had a lot academic success, an extremely interesting professional life and had also spent time abroad.

    I had two life threatening experiences as a result of my pregnancies, and I’d still do it again.

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  103. on June 28, 2010 at 6:21 pm J

    @Grampa

    “Creating a family is not easy, and it requires a lot of cooperation and “sacrifice” by a lot of people, but I know of no better way of sharing the joys and sorrows of this life.”

    Yep. And I’m glad that you put “sacrifice” in quotes. Doing things for your kids is such a joy; people don’t realize until they have kids how great it is to give.

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  104. on June 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm J

    @ Chic Noir

    sniper:’ Absolutely. They seem really confident, as well as funny. These are the most terrible masculine traits for a woman to exhibit’

    Chic: “Pure BS”

    I think Sniper was being sarcastic. Otherwise, what she said her is very inconsistent with the rest of her posts.

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  105. on June 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm Xontrarian

    dragnet — I have to disagree.

    Nick wins for this line, “An old, fat, black grandma who looks like Whoopi Goldberg plus 200 pounds with shitlocks.”

    Where I come from (ghetto black culture), after he said that to her, we’d all hoot and holler in response, and she’d waddle off in a sulk, immediately losing.

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  106. on June 28, 2010 at 8:16 pm Nicole

    Xontrarian, actually, that would be the point when he’d find himself not so gently escorted from the premises.

    If it was said on the street, then I’d just manufacture a valid reason to kick his ass.

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  107. on June 28, 2010 at 8:18 pm chic noir

    @J- sniper is a woman?

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  108. on June 28, 2010 at 8:19 pm chic noir

    Nick(3:35) wrote that comment as he looked in the mirror with his mom standing behind him.

    projection much buddy.

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  109. on June 28, 2010 at 8:34 pm Nicole

    …and this does bring up one of the drawbacks of losing weight. When I was smaller, some dumbass always had something to say. When I got bigger, nobody messed with me except online.

    Now that I’m getting smaller again, I have a legit fear that now a new generation of knuckleheads will start up the shit again…and I’ll start getting into more fights again.

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  110. on June 28, 2010 at 8:39 pm Nicole

    I take that back…there were two, but one was a giant Russian, and that was almost 12 years ago. The other more recent one was very drunk, and not actually trying to start a fight with me, but was being too pushy with a friend of mine who asked for help.

    The giant Russian guy realized he would rather not be gutted that day. The other guy got snatched and dropped, and rightfully decided that he didn’t want any more of that.

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  111. on June 28, 2010 at 8:49 pm GasButtox

    chic noirbuttox,

    Last time you detoxed my buttox, you used a lavender essence. That was good, but this time, you will have to use a different, incense-based essence.

    Your application has been accepted, and your dreams have come true. You will, next week, have the privilege to….

    Detox my Buttox.

    Now quit talksin’ and prepare for detoxin’

    If you do a good job, I will even recommend you to others.

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  112. on June 28, 2010 at 9:31 pm dalrock

    Funny song, and an instant classic! Something I’m sure my kids and grandkids will one day enjoy.

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  113. on June 28, 2010 at 10:11 pm omarion

    “Nicole: What the fuck was that response? Your doctorate thesis on why you are a fat piece of shit? I come here to read the posts and comments from people who actually matter in society i.e. not stupid bull dyke feminist cunts like yourself you fat tub of horseshit.

    Nobody gives a flying fuck what your opinion is. Do you not notice how fucking long your comments are? Write a paragraph or two you stupid cunt, don’t take up the whole motherfucking page. Goddammit you are dumb.

    Once again, please shut the fuck up. I don’t watch The View for a reason. I don’t give a shit what middle aged women like you have to say. You have the sexual desirability of elephant fecal matter. Shut the fuck up.”

    This is clearly satire, and it strongly resembles some of what roissy has even written at times.

    The rest of you need to lighten up.

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  114. on June 29, 2010 at 5:05 am Tyrone

    A gal I knew in college got pregnant when she was 20 or so. She was more mature than average, fairly serious, and working her way through school too. She said being pregnant released a lot of hormones that made her feel euphoric most of the time. That’s where the smugness comes from, I suspect.

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  115. on June 29, 2010 at 5:08 am Tyrone

    Just a question. Am I the only one here that thinks pregnant women are often sexy?

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  116. on June 29, 2010 at 10:48 am Science

    @tyrone

    yes, you are

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  117. on June 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm Nicole

    Omarion, for all we know it could be Roissy using a sockpuppet to cover up his embarassing tendency to become hysterical at the idea of natural as opposed to social superiority. I’m supposed to feel bad about myself for being stronger and smarter than at least the mean, and dumb myself down so that I’ll be more attractive to the “overwhelming majority”, even though my targets are the natural compliment to myself…a very select group.

    I got trained away from the normals a long, long time ago, and don’t really care what they find attractive that doesn’t put money in the bank for me. The vanity factor of my weight loss revolves around achieving more muscular definition and not looking like a sheep who grazes like a sheep.

    I’m a predator, and now I eat like one…not very often, but only quality passes my lips.

    …the lower ones too.

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  118. on June 29, 2010 at 4:59 pm chic noir

    Tyrone
    Just a question. Am I the only one here that thinks pregnant women are often sexy?

    nope,

    there are movies that say other guys like it too.

    If you don’t mind my asking, chic wants to know, what do you find sexy about pregnant women?

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  119. on June 29, 2010 at 5:01 pm chic noir

    thank you editor

    @J -thanks, maybe de*i wrote that comment.

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  120. on June 29, 2010 at 10:54 pm J

    @ Chic Noir

    Yep, Sniper is girl. She writes a “Lolita” blog; click on her name to check it out.

    “maybe de*i wrote that comment”

    What’s “de*i”?

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  121. on June 30, 2010 at 3:32 am Tyrone

    @Chic Noir

    If you don’t mind my asking, chic wants to know, what do you find sexy about pregnant women?

    It depends on the woman, of course. Some don’t look sexy at all, but many do. I think if they were carrying my child, it would also make a huge difference to how much I found them attractive. I like their curves, I like the sense that they’re full of a new life, it makes me appreciate their womanhood in a mystical way that enhances their beauty. They have a certain warm and serene glow about them, their breasts swell, their bellies become a sacred alter for me too. Its the time when everything that is sacred and wonderful about women becomes evident and I find it emotionally and spiritually moving. It’s something very animistic and primal that sparks my attraction that is difficult to describe.

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  122. on June 30, 2010 at 7:43 am monster women

    God fucking dammit. Is this blog not about getting hot young pussy? Why the fuck do the women who comment on here look like fucking monsters? Shit. This fucking pisses me off. How the fuck can anyone take anything you say seriously when you aren’t even a 1?

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  123. on June 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm Nicole

    Monster, you’re overreacting. The young ladies who post here are usually above average or anonymous, in which case there’s no way of knowing. Those of us here who are older were mostly objectively above average when we were young, even when we were “socially ugly” because the 80’s brought the first generation with majority under-mothered boys into high school.

    We older ladies are far enough from the fray of the 20-something sexual market to be able to look back and see what mistakes were made, and have the life experience to tell of the far reaching effects of being surrounded by mangina. We also have similarly aged peers who are career-first and last minute fertility panicked, resigned cat ladies, cougars, etc.

    So our perspective, if you choose to pay attention, may help you to score a hot chick before she jumps on the carousel, or on the dark side, more easily exploit the insecurities of those already on it. We’re mostly pro game because it is one of the first steps in manning up: being cool with your male sexuality, and shaking off the shackles of feminized thinking.

    Take it or leave it. If you don’t want to read what we’re writing, use the scrollbar.

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  124. on July 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm fattie nicole

    Nicole: Fuck you fattie.

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  125. on July 22, 2010 at 10:39 am Janice Stewart

    What a funny video – having been preggies myself, all I can say is that I think the brain goes a bit loopy when you’re pregnant, lol. As long as it’s healthy……..

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  126. on September 20, 2010 at 6:08 am peachee_26

    I love this song! And it’s SO true – pregnant women, and mothers, are all unbearably smug. They’ve done absolutely nothing of value, and yet they act as though they own the earth.
    I’ve learned to stop hanging out with mothers – they mommyjack every conversation with blather about their kids, they become painfully uninteresting, and they demand that eveyone else bend to their will.
    Motherhood makes you boring – there, I said it. Use your brain, not your uterus.

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  127. on September 20, 2010 at 6:14 am gunslingergregi

    Yea right then why does everyone smile when they see a baby?

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  128. on September 20, 2010 at 9:01 pm peachee_26

    Not everyone – I certainly don’t.

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  129. on September 20, 2010 at 9:10 pm Nicole

    Peachee, one of my yard cats just had kittens. Would you like some?

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  130. on September 20, 2010 at 9:58 pm peachee_26

    I’d love some! No pets allowed in my building though 😦

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  131. on September 21, 2010 at 12:07 am Nicole

    Wow, no babies or pets. Tell me, how is it mothers’ fault that you have the nurturing tendencies of a snake?

    Try looking at it from our point of view. A woman of 30+ who has nothing better to discuss than the latest anti aging cream and her job is pretty boring for us too.

    It’s a matter of interests. Your having no interest in taking care of anyone but yourself doesn’t make mothers smug. It just means you can’t relate to them.

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  132. on September 21, 2010 at 1:01 am peachee_26

    I said I can’t have pets where I live, not that I don’t like them … I adore all animals and am very nurturing of them.

    As far as I’m concerned, a woman of any age who is successful in her career is pretty interesting. I’d much rather listen to someone discuss their job, partner, travels, interests, etc than some squalling little human’s fecal matter.

    I’m perfectly happy to take care of my family/friends/pets etc, but I have no interest in children. Furthermore, I have no interest in people who ARE interested in children, because it makes them insufferable and tedious – and THAT’S why I can’t relate to them.

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  133. on January 1, 2011 at 1:39 am The Big A

    @NYCbachelor:

    PW have accomplished as much as FTBs(fathers to be). If a man has no education beyond high school, is unemployed, lives in public housing and does nothing with his time other than get drunk and high, but happens to have fathered a few kids does THAT count as an accomplishment???

    I cannot BEGIN to tell you how much I prefer a woman who can talk about her career, her hobbies, her interests, her travels, and various miscellaneous things about herself OTHER than her children.

    I’m not overly found of feminists but I can only give props to these chicks who sang this song.

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