A buddy was telling me about a semi-famous tard intern who works in his office. He has a job responsibility that is about as complex as Walmart greeter. He also has very tight game.
“The way he handles the hot girls in my office is nothing short of amazing.”
“How so?”
“Girls will go up to him and say ‘Good morning, Joe*!’, and Joe will bark back ‘You’re crazy don’t even talk to me!'” [*fake name]
“Wow. Nuclear neg.”
“If a girl says ‘Hi’ to him, he’ll say ‘Don’t kiss me, I have a girlfriend.’ If she gets too far into his personal space, he’ll scold her: ‘Don’t touch me! You’re not my girlfriend.'”
“And the girls find this charming?”
“You wouldn’t believe it. The girls are scrambling to figure out how to get this tard to like them. ‘Why doesn’t he like me?’ He’s friendly to all the guys in the office, but he gives the girls a hard time. Sometimes, when he sees one of the girls talking to another dude, he’ll go up to them and tell the girl not to touch him, he has a girlfriend.”
“Fascinating. He totally assumes the sale. And he’s an expert AMOG. Killer combo.”
“I told him once, ‘Hey man, your frame is incredible.'”
“Tard game. The next evolution in pickup. Does he actually have a girlfriend?”
“Yeah. He’s dating another tard chick.”
“I wonder what their lovemaking sounds like.”
“Probably like angry seals.”
O? Rly?
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Considering it sounds like all the guy does is bark at women with what appears to be no following up, I suspect the guy just happens to be extremely good looking, despite having the mental acuity of hardened play-doh.
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lol… i love it. I can picture it all.
He’s just following the trail of reward, but as long as he keeps this up he gets a “Hi Joe” from every cute girl in the building every single day.
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lol
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but do these women want to have sex with him?
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some of you people just need to learn how to laugh.
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This.
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As a non American, could someone please explain what a Tard is?
cheers
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You can’t talk about tards and NOT include a link to The Tard Blog:
http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/
So wrong, yet so funny.
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i wonder if one of the officewomen will eventually rape him out of frustration.
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adrian – retarded. Mentally underdeveloped. Challenged.
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wow, choking hazard funny.
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Female insecurity on display.
“If I am attractive, guys will be attracted to me. The more attractive I am, the more likely I am to attract a higher status male. Joe the retard has a girlfriend but is not attracted to me.
Am I not pretty enough even for Joe?
What’s wrong with me? Am I that horrible?
My charms work on other men; why won’t they work on Joe?”
OTOH, if Joe were friendly, girls would call him creepy, report him to human resources, and try to get him fired.
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Tard game is great, but… I always wonder, how to effectively and non-suspiciously transition to close the deal? You can’t really have sex without her touching you (or can you?).
I can imagine, suddenly “letting your guards down” and displaying interest in a specific girl would simply let her know you were fake the whole time. So, I guess the best gameplan is to let them “take advantage” of you – i.e. get drunk at a work party and ask one of them to drive you home…
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>>OTOH, if Joe were friendly, girls would call him creepy, report him to human resources, and try to get him fired.<<
From the movie "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People"- "When I do it it's flirting. When you do it it's sexual harrassment."
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This conversation reminded me of the movie In The Company of Men. Would’ve fit right in there.
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I’m picturing Beetlejuice doing all of this. This just made my day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetlejuice_(entertainer)
I bet this tard could get one of these girls into bed.
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Robert Goulet said…
Considering it sounds like all the guy does is bark at women with what appears to be no following up, I suspect the guy just happens to be extremely good looking
Exactly. I’d like to see any of the less good looking people on this blog try this in real life.
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Ren: I second that. Unless you can count on “zoolander” looks there is not a chance in t3h world that this thing is going to work. Let’s face it…..HBs know that 99% of the male population has wet dreams about them….if one random guy -much less a “tard”- pretends to be “apalled” at their presence and “nuclear negs” them constantly, not only will they start feeling insecure but they will immediatelly write off this guy as a wacko and treat him like he doesnt exist. Still, for a specific subset of guys, an interesting technique.
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typo “not only will they NOT start feeling insecure but…”
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Anyone trying to analyze this situation needs to chill the fuck out and laugh, otherwise you’re doing way worse than the ‘tard.
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Liberal femicunts and Gore, aging egg hoarding chicks, then fatties, and now tards.
The phone at the PC police dept must be ringing off the hook.
Bravo.
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@ Philosopher
So likely to be true 😦
@Ren and fileasphogg
Yes, pretty sure he’s not ugly. Roissy said he was semi-famous, I took that to mean that he’s connected to a famous family rather than semi-famous amongst studs for his natural game, but I may have read it wrong.
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It’s called a joke
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Sofia is hilarious! I almost fell off my chair laughing at this kid getting all these women! I bet he does! thelp999/editor
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actually, could be a case of social austism if you are mad at this funny ass post?
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Constant references to having a girlfriend betrays a Beta core. Constantly being aware of and referencing sexual connotations seems really lame and faggy to me, especially if the girl is just saying hi. Not that he shouldn’t rebuke these women and amp up the asshole game, he just needs more variety, these kinds of lines get tired after the first usage.
This dude doth protest too much. Beta.
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How can a “tard intern” be “semi-famous” ? Unless he is the child or relative of some other famous person. I actually don’t see tight game in the scenario above; I see Rain Main levels of social ineptitude. If the women actually react as described, that makes them dumber than him.
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Tards have no social anxiety to hold them back. He doesn’t have that voice in his head saying “society says you shouldn’t act like that”. He just says what hes thinking in that fragile little pudding cup of a freakbrain.
MIMSY!
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Am I imagining or are some people not taking ‘tard’ literally? I am pretty sure he’d talking about special needs types – less zoonlander more special Jack. Autism or retardation etc. Sad but hopefully such types are blissfully iggnorant and that makes them mm mmuh happpaaayyy
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Oops thats Simple Jack not special lol
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Well this would be the equivalent of me saying to every guy approaching the coffee machine close to my desk for a coffee: in your dreams buddy!
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fileasphogg, “HBs know that 99% of the male population has wet dreams about them….”
Why instead of masturbating on why it’s not gonna work, which is the same as “approaching is weird/she must have a boyfriend/blabla”, you just try it. Just next time chick tells you “hey Joe” you neg her. Doesn’t have to be nuclear, need skills for that, just “oh noes, you again” or whatever. And tell us what happens. It’s not as easy to pull off as it sounds and yes, any sign bitterness will kill it and a lot of you guys still can’t grasp what a neg actually is… But, it works and has nothing to do with looks as long as you above a certain “un-do-able” threshold. I’ve seen it work from dunno, 8th grade. Hell, pretty much every player employs it in some way. Cockas =)
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lets not forget the main point here, ladies and gentleman.
while this post is for amusement.. this man is clearly a tard.
I would rather be a fat AFC with no knowledge of game that buys women drinks, leans in, and puts them on pedestals than to be as unfortunate as this creature.
Who cares if he gets 999 notches a year.. hes still a tard.
Lol
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5 minutes of tard is worth 5 years of mensa
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lovelysexybeauty
I doubt. Most with it types use “tard” to mean significantly below the standard of the types they’re used to talking to. Rather than literally mentally retarded.
In this case probably means a guy w/a below 100 IQ kind of thing. What with that bit about no more demanding job than a Walmart greeter. Guy wouldn’t couldn’t get into a decent college w/out special pull (senator’s kid) or mega money. Guy who can’t really hold interesting convos w/other guys about stuff other than possibly sports, and that to a limited degree. Maybe down to 85 IQ type thing. Which for the DC/NY etc. SWPL crowd is definitely “tard”. Roissy swims in that pool, while mocking their politics and PC conformity.
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@ahappinessexperiment
i like it
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Guy is loaded w/ testosterone though.
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paultheking, but what the tard has going for him is that he won’t even understand that he is a tard. However, the AFC might not understand why he’s lonely, but he’ll still definitely know that he isn’t getting any. So the pick is between blissfully ignorant having sex vs crushing depression with full awareness of the implications. The only thing the AFC has going for him is that he might discover game and try to improve himself with regards to women.
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How about Tourrettes syndrome game?
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Jesus,
lzollzlz
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Fascinating. Parallel story—
I was at a bar in New York last night. I go there often and have a fine banter with one bartender. Another cute bartender was there on her off night, surrounded by a gaggle of her female buddies.
I was bored by the whole scene, and was just drinking to pass the time. When off-duty bartender climbed the bar to dance, I turned away—so cliche. When she got on the dance floor and danced with another girl, I turned away. I was honestly just bored by it all, hoping something interesting would happen.
That was when she directly walked over to me and introduced herself, claiming we’d never met. Oh, we had, several times, but the difference was then I was a customer and looking down her top; today she couldn’t even get me going by begging for attention.
She literally would not leave me alone as I boredly tried to disengage. She left her hand hanging out waiting for a handshake, demanding answers to questions about myself.
I finally realized how to get rid of her and her annoying ways. I put on my best beta-puppy dog smile, reached out to warmly-but-brotherly grasp her hand, and told her how gosh darned *happy* I was to meet her.
She walked away. Thank goodness; damn broad was more soporific and stereotypical than a Sex and the City clip.
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@LSB
Oops thats Simple Jack not special lol
Everybody Knows You Never Go Full Retard
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@ tourettes game
http://www.esquire.com/features/honesty0707-2
No topic is off-limits. “I’ve slept with more than five hundred women and about a half dozen men,” he tells me. “I’ve had a whole bunch of threesomes” — one of which involved a hermaphrodite prostitute equipped with dual organs.
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Um, does this seriously work?
Wow.
I really have to see that.
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biktopia
Well this would be the equivalent of me saying to every guy approaching the coffee machine close to my desk for a coffee: in your dreams buddy!
Haaha! You should try it — but maybe in a random setting where a guy has to walk up next to you for something. Be like, “What?!” Hmmm, I might even try it for laughs, but it would be my luck I’d come across some crazy who was in to it.
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Yeah hehe, Maybe i will try it out just for laughs, i am just a bit concerned about the gossip of my mental state 🙂
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yes random setting of course, will try it 🙂
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http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/06/30/559021/duke-lacrosse-accuser-holds-press.html
Duke lacrosse accuser Crystal Gail Mangum was arrested at her Lincoln Street home after police alleged that during an argument with her ex-boyfriend, she set the apartment on fire and tried to kill her now ex-boyfriend while her three young children and 2 Durham police officers were in the home.
No surprise there, batshit insane woman is batshit insane.
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@stuchka,
yeah you’re right. I guess I would be afraid of being a tard and somehow realizing how much smarter everyone else is. I would feel so out of place, and destroyed on the inside. I mean they can’t be so dumb as to not realize the position they are in– then again they are tards..
I feel like as soon as a tard realizes how bad he has it, it would be an instant suicide wish
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lolzlolz Wow… I’m really disappointed in how many people are overthinking this post.
The Guy is not Alpha or Beta or anything. He’s not getting notches…. He’s Retarded. He sorts glass.
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Check out the Danish movie Idioterne, about people pretending to be tards for the kicks. Movie includes some real sex too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiots
There’s a great scene of tard game in the movie. One of the guys starts yelling “gruppeknep! gruppeknep!” (gangbang! gangbang!) and starts chasing a girl down while pulling off her clothes. He f-closes her.
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KUATO IS MY WINGMAN
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Give deeze people ayher!
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Philosopher
Yes, exactly. Insecurity is one way to look at it, or frame it. It includes that yes. Really more competitiveness due to snowballing social proof and asshole natural (sorta inadvertent) game though.
Mostly right. But high status isn’t the only desiderada for the girlies. It’s one of them, an important one. Game, aka male dominance and sexy edginess is also big. By acting this way Joe is looking full of testosterone. Looking edgie to many girls, esp. when they see other girls including hotties chasing Joe to prove themselves to themselves and other girls, but being brushed summarily aside by Joe. (Joe does in fact have some status through his family. ) These actions neutralize his low IQ. (Which probably isn’t really retarded, as I said above. Don’t think that’s what roissy meant.)
The girl is likely thinking, really feeling in her monkey girl gina tingle lower brain “because he’s such a stud that all kinds of girls are after him, most likely.”
This you’ve got absolutely right. Being a nice guy generally has that effect on girls, but with a guy w/notably less intelligence than the chick in question, anything less than real asshole game w/big social proof from other girls doesn’t stand a chance. Joe is exuding testosterone here. Part of it though is probably bravado because he knows he can’t be smooth at brushing off other girls after him, and thinks most of these smart girls would actually ridicule them if he talked to them for long. That or turn to friending him “generously” in a PC way. This is behind what he’d think but it would be simpler.
Joe’s also got a snowball thing going on for him. Course it helps if his gf is hot though not so bright, but having it be a general thing that girls including hot ones are trying to win him over, and failing, is what really has the snowball effect.
This you’ve got quite wrong. Girls are not going to be thinking in terms of “even for Joe” if they’re seeing all this social proof snowball effect (which they’re not thinking of in those terms). Most won’t think “am I that horrible?”. Or the hotties that are seeking to prove themselves by not being rejected by him won’t be. They will feel competitive w/other hotties yes. There’s the insecurity if you will.
You aren’t realizing how much girls will rationalize/rejigger their whole perception of a Joe, because they’re seeing the girls after him and their being bruskly rejected. While they won’t decide that Joe’s actually brainy, they’ll start thinking he must be smarter than people think, in a down to earth kind of non theoretical way. Real guy way. And anyway what edgieness!!! What a stud!! Must be amazing in bed. Kind of thing.
They won’t be thinking “I can’t even get the retard”. Won’t see him that way anymore.
@Lily—
See the above.
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Somehow my thoughts went to Roissy blog when i saw this vid, plus watched 15 seconds of A.H.A link.
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@Doug1 –
I’m sorry, but I think you have completely misunderstood the situation. Joe is not a dumb kid with connections who spins game through stupidity and high T. The story makes it pretty clear that he is full-blown retarded, like actual Downs Syndrome or something similar. I suspect the confusion stems from the word “intern” which is probably a poor word choice in this context.
Re-read the article, and picture the interactions in your mind’s eye with Corky from Life Goes On playing the part of Joe. See what I mean?
[editor: correct. “joe” is a real tard. a downy boy.]
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I have to admit that I’d have a soft spot for this guy. He’s sticking up for his buddies and putting the hos in their rightful place. Actually, if I were a corporate manager I’d hire him myself and set him loose on the HR department to police the women. That he is looking out for his fellow male coworkers only endears him to me.
Seriously, though, I have observed in my time on earth that crazy people and ‘tards have a tendency to amplify certain undercurrents and moods that are sweeping through society. Because their sense of propriety is impaired, they say things that everybody else is thinking but suppresses.
Perhaps in this case the upright young man has become aware of the increasingly predatory nature of women that everyone is surely noticing, and is simply acting on it because he doesn’t know that you aren’t supposed to let anybody know that you are aware of this.
In that sense I often describe myself as socially “retarded,” because although I have have little trouble with the tests that measure IQ and such, my sense of propriety seems to be similarly impaired.
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I’ll tell you “Joe” the Tard’s real name-Zach Galifianakis
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What is hilarious about this post is that it was done completely in jest, yet some fanatical folks are trying to integrate it into their worldview.
Fuckin’ hilarious!
[editor: the post was done in jest (sort of), but the tale is absolutely true.]
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One thing that’s true,
For most men:
Hitting on broads at work is like tap dancing on a minefield.
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I can easily envision the girls in the building heavily flirting with Joe. Not because their gina tingles, but because its funny and they want to see if they can be the one to make him break. The equivalent of pulling the sword from the stone. Thats a massive female ego boost.
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Welmer
It may or may not be. It may be that your sense of propriety functions fine, but that you just can’t bring yourself to give a shit about it.
It’s called motivation constipation.
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[In Response to Editor:]
My point being is that often the “Roissysphere’s” otherwise stinging wit and impeccable logic is victim to two factors:
[1] The commenter community’s habit of over-analyzing Chateau’s every sentence and treating it like Word-of-God — almost in spite of empiricism or objectivity.
[2] The commenter community’s habit of rotarian logic and feedback — Keeping many of the more dubious claims and techniques among themselves and refusing the critique of “outsiders” on the grounds of illegitimacy.
I’m hardly going to blame Roissy/Chateau/Citizen Renegade for this trend; I just wanted to bring it up here in one of the ‘Intermission Posts’. Maybe some smart boy or girl will find some truth in it and adjust appropriately.
[Hell, even Ferdinand Bardamu has expressed similar thoughts:
http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/06/30/male-promiscuity-and-the-loverprovider-complex/ ]
Just my $0.02.
[editor: oh, my every word is the word of bog. but i’m also a mischievous boy.]
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Ruby,
Not sure what you’re talking about. Half the folks here don’t agree with Roissy most of the time. I’d agree with him around 40% myself, but I’m a fan, since the man writes like Evelyn Waugh on crystal meth.
And as for the refusing of outsiders, I’m an outsider here myself, and I don’t see any sign of that. People comment, and some folks answer. There’s everything here from Randians to borderline commies. The only comments that get a generally negative reception is when someone announces that Game doesn’t exist, and all a man needs to do to land the ladies is “to be himself”.
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Also,
Ferdinand Berdamu may have a point that excessive promiscuity might damage a man’s long-term marriage prospects, at least in a small town.
I’ve a cousin like that. He’s ploughed through most of the local women in the local town, and now in his late 30s, he still gets all the loose action he wants, but he wants to get married. To a woman with not too much “baggage”.
Trouble is, the women in that category tend to avoid him. He has the perception of being “damaged goods”.
That said, he had to shtup a ton of broads before he got into that position. Still think he made the right call.
In a big city though, I don’t think that that’s an issue. Certainly hasn’t stopped ol’ Roissy.
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“In a big city though, I don’t think that that’s an issue.”
And neither is it for women. I mean, what are they going to do – tell a guy how many other men they’ve fucked?
Ha hahahahaha.
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“what are they going to do – tell a guy how many other…..”
Probably the most important thing a man can learn is to spot the signs that you’re in the company of a woman with a lot of “experience”.
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Why would that be the most important, Bob? I think it’s more important to be able to manipulate an experienced girl, rather than to merely be able to spot and avoid bonding with them.
Yes, fire is dangerous. Lightning kills. Harness the forces, and you win.
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I’d rather have the girls with less experience. They will stay with you longer and you can make them into what you want them to be. The less experienced ones can be harder to game at times.
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I really have little understanding of why people avoid looking at the world through the lens of nature, and so desperately prefer nurture. Why some correlations are avoided. It’s as if people view reality as one big morality play, with free will being the only arbiter of character and success.
Sluts have predispositions that are different than predispositions of more restrained girls. Some of those predispositions are hugely advantageous to the male. Even to the male who wants a mate.
Anyone who has ever been introduced to any multi-player role playing game, such as Dungeons and Dragons or Everquest, knows that there is no ultimate ideal character, nor strategy. Anyone who has ever looked into aircraft or automobile or watercraft design knows that there is no ultimate design. It’s always about tradeoffs.
Don’t write sluts off. Sluts are fucking excellent. Yes, you an use them to advantage – even to long term advantage.
Or, just stop thinking long term. Men also aren’t built with only the single head of household strategy. Some of us procreate and influence in other ways.
Even if long term bonded monogamy is your thing, don’t write off sluts. A great deal of what the woman is capable of doing is under the influence of the man. Slutty behavior has been known over and over and over again and again and again to not be a hugely determinant factor in regards to predicting future slutty behavior. Women settle down, just like men do. And the chaste girls learn to cheat and leave their man.
FAR more important, is what the man does, than what the women did.
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Xsplat,
I never said anything about avoid.
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These women probably think that Tard dude is gay and has lots of interesting, flamboyant, fashinable and cultured GAY friends.
All the game in the world and the strongest of frames is pointless unless you are actually “sealing the deal” with your women of choice on a regular basis.
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I hear what you are saying, XSPLAT. Good points. I just have a predisposition to the clean girls. But I do like a dirty slut now and again. Good post.
It is all about free will though. How can it not be? Even when you lie to a girl, you are still using her preselection circuits to get her off.
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Xsplat,
A lot of your post is on the button. Only a foolish man would write off a woman who’s had a few too many lovers, at least for a short-term relationship.
But, I’m not sure I’d share your optimism about a long-term relationship with such a lady. A woman with a lot of mileage on the gina clock probably doesn’t have good impulse control. Probably would be comparing you to all her lovers, all the time.
She’d need to be watched like a hawk (although you should always keep an eye on your lady, even if she’s pure as a diamond. Women are flighty). I’m not saying it’s impossible, there are a lot of examples to the contrary, but it’s an additional risk factor.
To give an extreme example, do you want to be the groom at a wedding where half the guests have boffed the bride?
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Well, it’s not all about free will, because we can’t will what we want. We can’t will our predispositions.
Yes, a good proportion of men have a very strong innate biologically driven preference for “pure” girls. They even have a sense of morality that includes not only purity, but a respect for authority. It is not a matter of free will to alter those innate preferences.
But in terms of strategy, it can be a workable situation for even a purity loving guy to handle a woman who does not share his worldview of purity and obedience.
It’s completely understandable why there are advantages to seeking out women who are more likely to remain monogamous. I’m just saying, there is more than one way to get cat pelts. If you want to skin the cat for the purpose of a stable household, what kind of household do you want? Because girls with low slut drive may run a higher than slut risk of providing no more than a companionate relationship. They are less likely to provide the males needs for thrill and change and regular sex. No car can have all features – so throw in a little slut to the mix, trade away some security, and you may wind up with an even more secure and stable and interesting and sexual bond than a pure girl would be able to provide.
Do you want a minivan in your driveway? A race car? An all wheel drive jeep? Pure girls are a specialty commodity, not quite the all purpose vehicle some like to think of them as. They specialize in companionate relationships – or are they just pretending – and will they go for divorce theft? You never do really know.
What I’m saying is that out of our human need for faith in our ability to have control over our environment, it’s too easy to lose sight of strategic goals, and to not take risks, where risks sometimes yield greater rewards. Security is not always of benefit – at least, if you chose a role playing character built around security, like a rock, you will lose out in many situations to paper and scissors.
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“Bog” as God? Is Roissy of slavic backround or is this just something he picked up from moaning East European chichks?
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“To give an extreme example, do you want to be the groom at a wedding where half the guests have boffed the bride?”
Well, if a role playing character would choose to amp up her Slut-powers to such a high degree, those will come with some super powers and abilities that a role playing character who chose to amp up her nurturing or family oriented super powers.
I’m sure a lot of people fail to recognize the superpowers that come along with women who have predispositions to have many powers.
I do recognize the superpowers that come with a family oriented girl.
I’m suggesting that there is more than one way to attain long term monogamy, and that a pure girl is no guarantee of long term monogamy – especially in this day and age. I’m suggesting that an overall strategy that took into account all the variables of how to achieve long term monogamy, from learning to fuck well, to game, to mate choice, can afford leeway in regards to how much stress is made on purity. And that this leeway can yield a greater reward.
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Oh my dyslexia. I guess I’m at age where I have to re-read my posts before sending. Brain scramble.
Well, if a role playing character would choose to amp up her Slut-powers to such a high degree, those will come with some super powers and abilities that a role playing character who chose to amp up her nurturing or family oriented super powers would not have been able to develop.
I’m sure a lot of people fail to recognize the superpowers that come along with women who have predispositions to have many partners.
I do recognize the superpowers that come with a family oriented girl.
I’m suggesting that there is more than one way to attain long term monogamy, and that a pure girl is no guarantee of long term monogamy – especially in this day and age. I’m suggesting that an overall strategy that took into account all the variables of how to achieve long term monogamy, from learning to fuck well, to game, to mate choice, can afford leeway in regards to how much stress is made on purity. And that this leeway can yield a greater reward.
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In simplest terms, which wife would you want from the choice of cast of Desparate Housewives?
No matter which you pick, some girl will have attributes that are in some areas better. Or worse.
Can you handle trying to hold onto a high maintenance sex pot like Gabrielle? If you could pull it off, there would be major benefits over a practical and dutiful faithful Lynette or socially savvy yet cool Marcia. Etc.
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You never go full tard. Look tard, act tard, but not tard. You still have to charm the pants off the ladies. That ain’t tard. You go full tard, you go home alone.
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My ex-wife was tarded. She’s a pilot now.
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Exactly. I’d like to see any of the less good looking people on this blog try this in real life.
1) a few weeks ago
hb7 > Me
Whats that your drinking I hope its apple juice and not beer
Me
My own urine, its delicious
(whole table cracks up laughing)
2) Yesterday
Me sent the following text to HB7
You left your USB stick on my desk again
Her a split second later
I think I am falling for you
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I tell you this stuff WORKS!! All you doubters have really got to get out their and try it!
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“I tell you this stuff WORKS!! All you doubters have really got to get out their and try it!”
the fact hb7 fell for the you left my USB stick on my desk line is no proof tard game works.
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Words of wisdom.
Once a woman is busted, she isn’t chaste any longer. I learned my lesson about virgins long ago — when they aren’t virgins anymore they are the same as all the others.
They were all virgins once, after all.
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Happy Canada Day Y’all!
😀
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whatever happened to sebastian flyte?
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Ah, dyslexia.
What is the abbreviation of the name of the group, “Mothers Against Dyslexia’?
D.A.M.
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hyey everyone wald above you keep misspelling lzozlzozlzlzlz it’s not spelled lol but lzozlzolzlozzlolzolzozlzollzlo so get with teh tardation nation lzozlllzlz
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Wilt Chamberlain, a true pioneer and an American hero.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_life_of_Wilt_Chamberlain#Love_life_and_.2220.2C000_women.22_claim
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I applaud the ingenuity, but the lynchpin to the argument is this;
No self respecting girl would fuck a ruhtard (without money switching hands).
Though dumbing down and simplifying your game is usually the best way to recalibrate yourself if you’re on a cold streak.
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“No self respecting girl would fuck a ruhtard (without money switching hands). ”
if uv ever met a self respecting girl, keep that to urself.
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It took me until the end to realize the guy actually has Down Syndrome.
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‘if uv ever met a self respecting girl, keep that to urself.’
Touché, AHE…
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Aww, that’s sad. I didn’t realize he was really retarded. 😦
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Dolly Parton
Just a girl-child born in the middle of about 14 sprogs from white trash total losers with a broken down 2 room cabin in a washed out ditch in W. Virginia – who happened to have perfect pitch and a monster-sized ambition.
She is not the kind of girl that you should marry, exactly, but you will never feel your balls drained more completely.
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A different kind of tard game:
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Meh. I do this too simply because I’m an anti-social misanthropic cunt. And women annoy me. I don’t think women complain about it though.
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”””””dalrock
@LSB
Oops thats Simple Jack not special lol
Everybody Knows You Never Go Full Retard
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lol
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Vincent-
“I’m picturing Beetlejuice doing all of this. This just made my day.”
–Daaaayyy–oh, keysa day, keysa day, keysa day…..daylight come and me wan go home.
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Gunny!
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Yes pupu!
Still alive.
he he he
But yea going naked is cool but a nice flowing gown or something tends to be sexier for some reason. Even if a false display of modesty/come get me vibe. I tend to just run around naked myself though.
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@YA
“A different kind of tard game:”
“And also to you father the policeman, my Cub Scout salute!”
LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I had a dream that I was tard-gaming my hot co-workers last night. Does this mean I’ve internalized game?
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You’ve internalized game when you stop being a pussy and game your hot co-workers in waking state.
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Hilarious post dude.
And to the commenter’s who questioned how “Joe” could be semi-famous….
We’ve got a semi-famous guy in my city who is mentally handicapped.
Dancing Gabe… initially the guy would always just come out to football games and dance like you might expect someone with his mental capacity to dance… I guess he liked dancing at the games.
Now the guy gets free season tickets to the hockey, football and baseball teams and customized jersey’s for each team with his name “Dancin’ Gabe” on the back. Most people in my city know who he is, or at least have heard about him.
Semi-Famous Tard, not good-looking, not from a rich/famous family… just dances like a retard at football games
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people treat retards like little kids, they have sympathy for them and desperately seek their approval
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So is the tard really Chris Burke, the guy with Down’s Syndrome from “Life Goes On”?
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