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Silvio Berlusconi Makes Bid For Alpha Male Of The 21st Century

July 31, 2010 by CH

How great would it be to have this cheery, mischievous, right of center womanizer as our il duce? Naturally, the Frenchman Sarkozy gives Silvio a run for his money in the beauty appreciating ogling department. Sarkozy, as befitting a leader of the land of S&M, looks like he’s about to give the broad a swift but loving kick to her keister. Silvio looks more focused, like he’s going to march over and hike up her skirt.

Obama looks… uninterested. And tightly wound.

PS Silvio has the best fitting suit of the group. Viva Italia!

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  1. on July 31, 2010 at 3:42 pm s32

    first?

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  2. on July 31, 2010 at 3:43 pm Anon

    I saw a pic of Obama sitting on a couch with the hags on The View… bolt upright, legs tightly crossed. He fit right in with the View chicks.

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  3. on July 31, 2010 at 3:45 pm Marcellus

    Unfortunately, the picture doesnt’t do justice to his suit…

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  4. on July 31, 2010 at 3:47 pm Anon

    Despite all the American chicks drooling over him, the minute Obama touches one, he will be strung up by the balls by the very same femi-nazis who voted for him.

    [Editor: Hm, don’t be so sure. They gave clinton a pass.]

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  5. on July 31, 2010 at 3:50 pm Goldman Sax

    Fiat dollars and Butthex!

    A collection of my finest puppets all in one photo-op!

    But why is Harper most uninterested? Her face is in perfect position.

    Fag.

    Fiat Homo Asscocking for him.

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  6. on July 31, 2010 at 3:55 pm dana

    man i can’t wait til this sexless neuter foreign schvoogie is gone

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  7. on July 31, 2010 at 4:26 pm TAS

    Obama looks like he’s deliberately averting his gaze.

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  8. on July 31, 2010 at 4:29 pm Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

    Just google Berlusconi for a long tale of Alpha mackness, the man is awesometacular..

    And Obama? Clearly the Master Beta.

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  9. on July 31, 2010 at 4:32 pm Advocatus Diaboli

    I should point out that Silvio does pay for escorts, albeit indirectly.

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  10. on July 31, 2010 at 4:39 pm omegaman93555

    One glance at that ass and his wife would kill him.

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  11. on July 31, 2010 at 4:45 pm mark

    i’m no obama fan but his suit has a much better fit than berlusconi’s

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  12. on July 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm Ranger Rick

    @#4: I agree with Roissy, I think the extent to which the public gets pissed off at you depends on who you are. Clinton AFAIK never really did the whole “family values” shtick so he got a pass. Spitzer, on the other hand, had previously gone on a crusade to arrest people who hire prostitutes; I think it’s ultimately that hypocrisy that did him in, and that he would have survived otherwise.

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  13. on July 31, 2010 at 4:56 pm dc

    @ anon

    i saw that too, clearly he doesn’t fit the black man cock stereotype

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  14. on July 31, 2010 at 4:57 pm A Axe

    You don’t have to like Obama to know that Silvio just looks fat in the suit and Obama looks better than him.

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  15. on July 31, 2010 at 4:57 pm Gomen

    So when Berlusconi ogles it’s alpha and when Obama is aloof it’s beta now?

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  16. on July 31, 2010 at 5:20 pm A3P

    I saw a pic of Obama sitting on a couch with the hags on The View… bolt upright, legs tightly crossed. He fit right in with the View chicks.

    You’ll enjoy this.

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  17. on July 31, 2010 at 5:23 pm AHE

    this picture is going to be famous. The Psychology of Nations.

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  18. on July 31, 2010 at 5:28 pm DJDamage

    Correct me if I am wrong but aren’t the two guys Sarkozy & Silvio acting beta by being far away from the action and just ogling her?!

    The one that gets the most points should be Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, that woman is clearly staring at his package and he is like so what?! its important that I look good in this tie.

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  19. on July 31, 2010 at 5:31 pm Tyrone

    I watched a BBC documentary on Silvio while in Italy recently. The Italians love him for the most part. He gets between 55 and 65% popularity ratings consistently. They interviewed a call girl he had hired on two occasions and he later nominated to be a delegate to the EU parliament. She had this wispy look in her eyes when she spoke of him and only spoke highly of him, saying he understood and loved women and that he was very kind and appreciative of her. She was obviously in love with him. There were a lot of women who spoke of him that way. The Italian Rolling stone called him the Rock star of 2010. They see him that way in Italy. I said the same thing while watching the show; why can’t he be our president. He is the coolest. Obama may be on the DL too. There have been men coming forth who have claimed to be his former lover. Michelle has that strong back and broad shoulders too. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  20. on July 31, 2010 at 5:38 pm namae nanka

    “I saw a pic of Obama sitting on a couch with the hags on The View… bolt upright, legs tightly crossed. He fit right in with the View chicks.

    You’ll enjoy this.”

    damn it almost looks painful.

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  21. on July 31, 2010 at 5:40 pm sdaedalus

    This is very funny.

    In fairness to Obama, he got such criticism over the last picture of him ogling an chick’s ass that it’s not surprising he’s trying to look anywhere else in his line of vision. I think he is suffering great personal cost from not being able to take a peek, that’s why he looks tightly wound.

    Of course, allowing the public to tell one where to direct one’s view is not really worthy of a nation’s leader.

    Also, no woman ever really minds her ass being checked out. Forget about whose package she’s checking out, the question is – who is she pointing that ass at?

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  22. on July 31, 2010 at 5:46 pm chic noir

    so many world leaders are shorter than 5’8. why is that? lack of milk? or is the Napoleon complex so strong that if powers a small man to the front of the pack?

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  23. on July 31, 2010 at 5:53 pm Nestorius

    How about classifying the alphas among world leaders?

    Here is an attempt:
    – Putin (probably the most alpha)
    – Berlusconi
    – Sarkozy (lesser alpha)
    – Hosni Mubarack, of Egypt
    – Mohammad al Maktoum, of Dubai

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  24. on July 31, 2010 at 6:02 pm sdaedalus

    I would rank Putin lower than Berlusconi. Putin tries too hard to impress (those topless photos holding in his stomach! Berlusconi on the other hand wears his gut with pride).

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  25. on July 31, 2010 at 6:05 pm JBL

    Berlusconi has the best fitting suit? You, sir, are sadly misguided. If anything he looks out of shape, and his suit only accentuates it. Personality wise he may be alpha, but he could use a better stylist.

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  26. on July 31, 2010 at 6:06 pm Library Desk Graffiti

    Best suit is definitely the Asian guy (Japan?). Fits well and he stayed away from the same ol’ politician navy or charcoal.

    We don’t have the benefit of knowing what shirt she has on but he could very well be checking out the boobs.

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  27. on July 31, 2010 at 6:19 pm AHE

    Berlusconi is only right of center for Italy, a nation far more socialist than the USA.

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  28. on July 31, 2010 at 6:39 pm meeee!!!

    Forget the sexy gal, Stephen Harper is concentrating on scraping off the drip drops of ice-cream from his tie!

    That boy be phat!

    (^_^)

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  29. on July 31, 2010 at 7:17 pm OhioStater

    Obama is pure beta, but he’s never confronted this fact since he hasn’t had to. He hasn’t stayed in anything long enough, except presidential politics, to make his way to the top. Since he never made it to the top before 2008, he never had to look in the mirror to see his alpha male deficiencies, and as a result he stayed beta.

    He served briefly in legislature, but left without seeking leadership. He did reach the presidency of the Harvard Law review, but his style was conciliatory, merely the arbiter and moderator of other views around him. He’s clearly taken this style with him to the White House and he looks like a weak leader in spite of his many progressive legislative accomplishments.

    His wife has him by the balls.

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  30. on July 31, 2010 at 7:22 pm Trimegistus

    I don’t know who the dude on the far right of the picture is, but he needs to stop letting his Mom dress him.

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  31. on July 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm DadRules

    The frog is married to a former supermodel who used to bang Jagger.

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  32. on July 31, 2010 at 7:30 pm what

    Obama!!! Love a man who is focused…..alpha!!

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  33. on July 31, 2010 at 7:32 pm chic noir

    Trimegistus
    I don’t know who the dude on the far right of the picture is, but he needs to stop letting his Mom dress him
    LOLROF only a power alpha can get away with sporting a searsucker suit.

    sarcosky,Berlusconi, and the Russian president have the worst fitting suits. Look at how long the trousers are, they need a hem or cuff.

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  34. on July 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm Steve from Florida

    Check out Sarkozy oogling Israeli model Bar Refaeli’s rack on you tube.

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  35. on July 31, 2010 at 8:09 pm The_King

    Alpha = Psychopath

    Obama clearly the leader isn’t interested, because he has better options.

    It is a shame that Silvio wasn’t born in the USA. He would have made a great president and is a natural… Obama like many Skulll & Bones was created.

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  36. on July 31, 2010 at 8:15 pm GasButtox

    chic noirbuttox,

    The last time you detoxed my buttox, you used a lavender essence. That was good, but next time, you will have to use a lilac/cinnamon essence.

    You will also have to do the full ceremonial duties this time, not the truncated duties.

    It will then be your privilege to… (wait for it, wait for it……)

    Detox my Buttox.

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  37. on July 31, 2010 at 8:17 pm TG

    “- Putin (probably the most alpha)”

    it’s tough…Putin is what Roissy would call “an alpha male with men, beta male with women…or lesser alpha perhaps”

    Berlusconi on the other hand is definitely an alpha male with women…

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  38. on July 31, 2010 at 8:35 pm conscious animal

    japanese suit is out of control. rocking the light gray. that’s badass. respect to the asian pimp.

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  39. on July 31, 2010 at 9:14 pm Frank Rizzo

    Sarkozy is sporting 3″ heels and he’s still the shortest of the bunch.

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  40. on July 31, 2010 at 9:58 pm julian

    The definition of alpha on this blog is that of a male who has the ability to fuck many hot females. Obama could have his pick of the hottest females on the planet. Call him what you want but he is not beta. Stop trolling.

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  41. on July 31, 2010 at 9:59 pm Mary Moe

    Question: Can you be a slut and not have sex? Like masturbating everyday or feel the need to?

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  42. on July 31, 2010 at 10:08 pm Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

    All the talk about the suits.. Are business cards next?

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  43. on July 31, 2010 at 10:11 pm gig

    Question: Can you be a slut and not have sex? Like masturbating everyday or feel the need to?

    Can a man only masturbate, without having sex with any real chick, and still be an alpha due to the volume ejaculated?

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  44. on July 31, 2010 at 10:19 pm Robert Seymour

    It would be terrible to have him as America’s duke-in-chief. He’d raise the bar for the rest of us too high.

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  45. on July 31, 2010 at 10:19 pm gig

    [Editor: Hm, don’t be so sure. They gave clinton a pass.]

    Clinton was an alpha even without the President status. Clinton would bang hot chicks even if he was a gas station owner in his home state.

    Obama is assexuated. He is not gay, he just looks like someone who hasn’t any interest at all in sex

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  46. on July 31, 2010 at 10:25 pm dana

    eunuch is the word you are looking for

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  47. on July 31, 2010 at 10:35 pm chic noir

    gig Clinton would bang hot chicks even if he was a gas station owner in his home state.

    yup that babara striesand, Eleanor Mondale, Monica Lewensky and paula jones were real lookers.

    I know you were being funny gig.

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  48. on July 31, 2010 at 10:35 pm White Woman

    Only a status whore would have sex with Obama. He’s not attractive in any way…not Black…not White…just a weird little man with big ears.

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  49. on July 31, 2010 at 10:35 pm White Woman

    Oh yeah and purple lips.

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  50. on July 31, 2010 at 10:38 pm chic noir

    white woman

    Obama is 6’1 so he isn’t little. but i’ve seen better looking light skinned blk men. Al.B. Sure & Shemar Williams in their prime for example. what Obama has is crisma and the ability to make you feel like you’re the most important person in the room when he’s looking, talking to you.

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  51. on July 31, 2010 at 10:40 pm Trov

    julian, you seem to be missing the point. Even the most beta guy can gain alpha status merely because he’s the leader of the USA or some other powerful nation.

    Bet you back in 2001, he could not pull half the chicks he’d be able to pull now.

    Not only that, we are only comparing him to those he’s surrounded by in the picture, who are all alphas because of their status.

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  52. on July 31, 2010 at 10:50 pm Mary Moe

    I am going to take that as a no? @gig

    Sex addict then.

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  53. on July 31, 2010 at 11:03 pm julian

    fair enough trov. but alpha = ability to fuck hot chicks period. i agree that obama exhibits beta traits and that he might only be alpha because of social status. however, that line of argument is suspiciously similar to those who are in the anti-game camp. “oh just because that douche fucks hot bar skanks doesn’t make him alpha”. shut the fuck up, yes it does. according to this blog alpha = ability to fuck hot chicks. game = tools that allow you to fuck hot chicks. by definition obama has game and is alpha, period.

    now for the sake of discussion we can get into the different shades and gradations of alpha. berlusconi is more alpha than obama, mick jagger is more alpha than paul mcartney etc. but for those above who have called obama a beta, you are wrong so please stop trolling and fuck off.

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  54. on July 31, 2010 at 11:08 pm what

    Status IS one of the many criteria of alpha male!!

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  55. on July 31, 2010 at 11:08 pm Smashing_Retards

    Truly does their crowns and robes and precious jewels proclaim their power to all! What glorious clothes for glorious men!

    That they should succeed so magnificently in all looking alike! A wonder for all to see! For is not conformity to the herd the highest virtue an alpha may possess?

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  56. on July 31, 2010 at 11:09 pm Smashing_Retards

    *BLEEP*, do the four on the left all have the same hairstyle to?

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  57. on July 31, 2010 at 11:14 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””’on July 31, 2010 at 11:08 pm Smashing_Retards
    Truly does their crowns and robes and precious jewels proclaim their power to all! What glorious clothes for glorious men!

    That they should succeed so magnificently in all looking alike! A wonder for all to see! For is not conformity to the herd the highest virtue an alpha may possess?
    ”””””’
    Hey you got a ten I guess that makes you more alpha. Now you just have to figure out how to make 1k a day without working too hard and can have heaven on earth till you die. he he he

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  58. on July 31, 2010 at 11:16 pm gunslingergregi

    And now you know the joke about life and can ask yourself the question.

    wtf and then just try to laugh it off and maybe come up with some kind of challenges.

    I don’t get it either.

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  59. on July 31, 2010 at 11:19 pm gunslingergregi

    so simple yet so complicated but yet so simple.

    Too easy.

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  60. on July 31, 2010 at 11:21 pm dana

    julian

    do you have a link to the “hot chicks” obama has banged in his life? has a single ex gf cropped up?

    clinton banged gennifer flowers too

    obama looks like hes made entirely of earthworms

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  61. on July 31, 2010 at 11:24 pm namae nanka

    “Can a man only masturbate, without having sex with any real chick, and still be an alpha due to the volume ejaculated?”

    if his sperm impregnates a chick through the water supply system, then yes.

    “Question: Can you be a slut and not have sex? Like masturbating everyday or feel the need to?”

    high sex drive you mean?

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  62. on July 31, 2010 at 11:27 pm julian

    dana

    tsk tsk tsk

    you have been on this board for a long time, haven’t you ?
    everyone knows that alpha is the ability to fuck hot chicks not the actual act of fucking them. stop trolling.

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  63. on July 31, 2010 at 11:38 pm julian

    “Status IS one of the many criteria of alpha male!!”

    This is true. Also, wealth. Obama is wealthy. Also, psycho social dominance. Obama dominated his way to the very highest pinnacle of political office. I would also say social manipulation to a certain degree is the mark of an alpha, we all know Obama has the ability to manipulate the people around him. I mean being a politician is the very act of manipulation in crystallized form.

    Physical beauty is an alpha trait, haha this Obama does not have. What does he rate on the physical scale ? He is tall and in shape so he is by no means on the lowest rung either, I would venture a 6 ?

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  64. on July 31, 2010 at 11:41 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    All this talk about BHO being beta. Is it possible, the kids are cuckolded?

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  65. on July 31, 2010 at 11:50 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    Julian, a true alpha gets respect, even if one does not agree with him. If I met him in person, I would be respectful of the office, but not the man.

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  66. on July 31, 2010 at 11:55 pm namae nanka

    “everyone knows that alpha is the ability to fuck hot chicks not the actual act of fucking them. stop trolling.”

    but what if he turns out like Gore?

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  67. on July 31, 2010 at 11:56 pm julian

    “Julian, a true alpha gets respect, even if one does not agree with him. ”

    WRONG

    I don’t respect douche bags. But if they have the ability to fuck hot chicks they are alpha. Stop gorging on pretty lies.

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  68. on July 31, 2010 at 11:58 pm julian

    “everyone knows that alpha is the ability to fuck hot chicks not the actual act of fucking them. stop trolling.”

    but what if he turns out like Gore?

    doesnt matter. does he have the ability to fuck many hot chicks ? if yes, he is alpha. cut and dry, folks.

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  69. on August 1, 2010 at 12:01 am dana

    so you are saying he has that ability by dint of being president despite a life of apparent ineffectual faceless betatude? from nowhere this cypher–who never led a boy scout troop or apparently had any noteworthy success with women and who married and bred with a ghetto horror is now alpha because there are women who would fuck whatever is in power?

    analogy:

    worthless, ugly, retarded 3rd son of the king inherits the throne, suddenly he can have his pick of beautiful women who are just royalty fucks–he is alpha?

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  70. on August 1, 2010 at 12:01 am namae nanka

    “doesnt matter. does he have the ability to fuck many hot chicks ?”

    then he doesn’t.

    “if yes, he is alpha. cut and dry, folks.”

    what if he is gay?

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  71. on August 1, 2010 at 12:02 am Trov

    julian, don’t get me wrong. Status is a key part of of being an alpha. But it’s also the one that well. that basically changes the whole game. A man could be the most beta around but simply because of his status he can fuck chicks.

    See the music artists that sing about their emotions and crap? Despite the song being the most beta song ever, they can get away with singing it simply because they are rockstars(I think our dark overlord talked about this earlier).

    Same with Obama. If not for his status, he’d be a beta. But because of his status, no matter what he does, he’ll still be seen as alpha.

    But Obama doesn’t have social dominance, nor is he a manipulator. He just has an adoring press that’s weak minded in so many levels.

    They’d fellate any democratic president.

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  72. on August 1, 2010 at 12:09 am Tim

    who never led a boy scout troop or apparently had any noteworthy success with women and who married and bred with a ghetto horror…

    hahahaha!!!

    ok, that was funny.

    Guys like Al Gore and even Mel Gibson are now under scrutiny as to whether they are alpha or not. Gore got embarrassed by a masseusse and Gibson was made to look like a tool by his russian wife.

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  73. on August 1, 2010 at 12:11 am julian

    “doesnt matter. does he have the ability to fuck many hot chicks ?”

    then he doesn’t.

    “if yes, he is alpha. cut and dry, folks.”

    what if he is gay?

    haha, talking to you guys is like playing whack a mole.

    james dean was gay = alpha
    rock hudson was gay = alpha
    marlon brando was bisexual = alpha

    “Same with Obama. If not for his status, he’d be a beta. But because of his status, no matter what he does, he’ll still be seen as alpha.”

    If he is seen as alpha by hot chicks as alpha he is alpha. Doesn’t matter what you or I think, if hot chicks want to fuck him he is alpha.

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  74. on August 1, 2010 at 12:12 am PA

    Look up David Archuletta on Youtube, his American Idol appearances. THE most beta, shy, cringeworthy boy ever. Tiny instature, with puppydog “please like me!” eyes. Has a sweet castrato voice, so grannie vote carried him to the semifinals, by which point throngs of girls screamed after him.

    I saw archival footage on History Channel of Obama in his community organizer stints durng the eighties, in Chicago. A room full of loud black women, some men. Young Barack is standing against a wall, timidly, totally outside all activity, like a wallflower.

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  75. on August 1, 2010 at 12:14 am namae nanka

    did gibson fucked around before he married? If so then he would be an alpha, if gore could have done the same while croaking on global warming he should be alpha too(though not now), but did he?

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  76. on August 1, 2010 at 12:15 am julian

    Also this is taken straight from the Dark Lord himself.
    Read it and weep folks.

    “Many want to believe that getting girls is ancillary to being a true alpha male; that the real measure of an alpha lies in his ability to dominate other men, or his command of his environment, or his thirst for swashbuckling adventure. While these are admirable alpha traits, they are nothing but a means to an end. Make no mistake, at the most fundamental level the CRUX of a man’s worth is measured by his desirability to women, whether he chooses to play the game or not. Pussy is the holy grail. That is why the obese, socially maladroit nerdboy who manages to unlock the gate to the secret garden and bang a 10 regularly is an alpha male. And that is also why the rich, charming entrepreneur who because of an emotional deficiency or mental sickness lives mired in parched celibacy is not an alpha male.”

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2007/09/19/defining-the-alpha-male/

    PLEASE STOP TROLLING

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  77. on August 1, 2010 at 12:16 am dana

    where is your evidence hot chicks want to fuck obama?

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  78. on August 1, 2010 at 12:18 am PA

    If he is seen as alpha by hot chicks as alpha he is alpha.

    True in the most meaninglessly tautological sense. David Archuletta got American Idol exposure and became defacto alpha. David Alexander would become an alpha too if he got on AI. I don’t doubt Willim Hung got poon after his goofy Idol appearance.

    But a meaningful estimation of alphatude takes into account a man’s innate charisma. Shit, a beta rockstar falls in love with a groupie and gets divorce-raped. I wouldn’t want to switch places with them.

    Obama’s wife humiliates him in public. Mine makes me look and feel like a king. In that sense, I am more alpha, innately, than he is.

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  79. on August 1, 2010 at 12:19 am julian

    Dana, please stop trolling. We all know tens of thousands of 9s and 10s would drop their panties for Obama in a second. Status is king in the sexual market. But I will humor you for the sake of my own amusement.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/09/malin-akermans-sweaty-cru_n_281397.html

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  80. on August 1, 2010 at 12:20 am julian

    For those not clicking on the link.

    Swedish born, Canada-raised Malin Akerman has a thing for the US president. The 31-year-old actress (27 Dresses, Watchmen) talked about her Obama love (lust?) in an interview with Esquire.

    “I get sweaty palms when I think about him. He’s so supremely intelligent, and he’s a man. I just want to go in there and become a home wrecker. No, I really don’t.”

    I tell her the Internet has pictures of a shirtless Obama vacationing in Hawaii. “I might have to have a little bathroom break. Change my panties.”..

    Then she is shown photos:

    “Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too… Have you seen his hands? I’m sorry, but I’m a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice.”

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  81. on August 1, 2010 at 12:21 am namae nanka

    “haha, talking to you guys is like playing whack a mole.”

    now if he could’ve got the pretty white woman on the far left on view to uncross her legs once using his “alpha” demeanor, I’d say he has the charm. but crossing his own legs and squeezing his own testicles when confronted by 4 women who must’ve been in awe of him, that screams beta.

    “james dean was gay = alpha
    rock hudson was gay = alpha
    marlon brando was bisexual = alpha”

    having status to attract women can of course make even a nerd an alpha, but if you can’t get it up for a woman then that’s an involuntary limit on the man, unlike men who commit themselves voluntarily.
    of course if roissy defined them as such then my point is pointless.

    ps- i think he were not black feminists would have shamed him to hell for not passing title ix for science

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  82. on August 1, 2010 at 12:24 am PA

    Let’s look at two recent presidents who are not considered chick-bait — Jimmy Carter and George H.W. Bush.

    Is there any reason to believe that a random girl would be more willing to sleep with Obie than with one of those two, during their respective terms?

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  83. on August 1, 2010 at 12:25 am Tim

    some say alpha/beta traits rest on a continuum, and we all have these traits. there was no infidelity in Gibson’s marriage (that we know of), what seems to have happened is that she began to see his inner beta come out, and overwhelm his alphatude. So she taped one of his phone calls where he loses his temper and WHAMMO! He looks like a doofus.

    Gore is probably going to go thru a pretty intense introspective phase and try to figure out his new role as a single man after marriage for so many years. I don’t envy him, sounds like it could be rough.

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  84. on August 1, 2010 at 12:25 am namae nanka

    miss ackerman might be suffering from this:

    http://vksempireofdirt.com/?p=1386

    of course media can relay this information so she doesn’t have to do it herself

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  85. on August 1, 2010 at 12:26 am dana

    good evidence–point conceded

    this just in: swedish mudshark wants big nig

    film at 11

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  86. on August 1, 2010 at 12:27 am David C

    I don’t know who this Akerman woman is, but she has just totally humiliated her husband.

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  87. on August 1, 2010 at 12:28 am dana

    if we’re lucky she’ll be the next dead whore fox news talks about 100 hours a day

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  88. on August 1, 2010 at 12:29 am Anonymouses Anonymous

    @julian
    ““Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too… Have you seen his hands? I’m sorry, but I’m a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice.””

    Yes, he has big hands. How else would you explain him choking our economy?

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  89. on August 1, 2010 at 12:32 am namae nanka

    Tim
    “some say alpha/beta traits rest on a continuum, and we all have these traits.”

    yeah, but roissy’s definition depends on the quality and quantity of pussy drawn, in that order, iirc.
    so even if the person is utter beta in traits, just by being in spotlight and bagging/having claim to good pussy he can be roissy’s alpha. the point which julian is persevering to make.

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  90. on August 1, 2010 at 12:33 am Intrepid

    This guy goes on vacation for 2 weeks and his phone is off and his girlfriend goes completely ape shit on him and breaks up with him.

    Roissy, analyze this video:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

    What type of girl do you think she is?

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  91. on August 1, 2010 at 12:34 am namae nanka

    and ATTENTION WH*RE does sum up miss ackerman’s puerile outburst concisely.

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  92. on August 1, 2010 at 12:37 am namae nanka

    sheesh even testcles doesn’t sound good enough for wordpress..one more comment in moderation.
    anyway julian if you think you have proved that Ob is alpha and had a good laugh over it, rest assured that you have. goonight.

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  93. on August 1, 2010 at 12:48 am al'Thor

    Obama bows down to just about anyone. That is not alpha behavior, it’s pure beta. You are the President of the United States, you don’t bow to anyone let alone a rich, goat fucker from a desert tribe in the Middle east.

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  94. on August 1, 2010 at 1:00 am xsplat

    If you are going to define the primary alpha characteristic as the percentage of hot babes that would fuck a guy, then you’ll have to live with the consequences. You won’t admire a lot of those guys. You won’t look up to them, you won’t want to be like them, and you may even find them disgusting.

    If, on the other hand, you want to define alpha as socially dominant within your social group, if you are a man, I doubt most men much care about your admiration. Most men would choose pussy power over worldly power, if there had to be a choice, and if the latter didn’t give you the former at all. Nuther words, the only reason men want your admiration is to fuck women. So who needs your male admiration if you can just be attractive to females?

    Hell ya, being president is Alpha. And a big fuck you to all your values.

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  95. on August 1, 2010 at 1:04 am xsplat

    I don’t care if Obama had to suck anus and grovel and weasel his way into office. He did it. He won. Now he is on that seat, and that seat is the Alpha seat. No matter his personality or affectations or mannerisms – he’s the it man. Hate him all you want – he could walk down the street with his trousers open and point at hot women and have them in his jet within the hour.

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  96. on August 1, 2010 at 1:12 am Mary Moe

    So I have a high sex drive then? Does this make me a slut? What should I do?

    @Dana you really hate the president, so much I think you would sleep with him!

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  97. on August 1, 2010 at 1:15 am Anonymouses Anonymous

    Ronald Reagan was the Alpha in the White House, and wherever he went. GWHBush was not beta, but was only a shadow of Reagan. Clinton, though I despise his actions as persident was alpha. GWBush was alpha.

    But, BHO is a beta, just like Jimmy Carter. And Ford.

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  98. on August 1, 2010 at 1:26 am namae nanka

    “So I have a high sex drive then? Does this make me a slut? ”

    wtf, it was for this:
    “Can you be a slut and not have sex? ”

    how is your reframing any different lol

    raking the cinders some more:

    someone mentioned that his wife has him by the balls, lol I think she keeps them in a vault so that he can cross his legs tightly in presence of women and garner the women vote lozlozlzozl

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  99. on August 1, 2010 at 1:28 am namae nanka

    comment in mod queue,
    now contrast it to reagan’s wit:

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  100. on August 1, 2010 at 1:43 am whiskey

    Clinton banged “Amanda” from Highlander, former Miss Arkansas. Also, Gennifer Flowers, newsbabe. Also, Sharon Stone, when she was actually attractive. Also, about a zillion other Hollywood actresses. He’s got an East Coast and West Coast girlfriend.

    So yeah, Clinton’s Alpha. A man who’ll refuse to roll a fat one, just because its disgusting? Nope. But Alpha. So’s Obama, the number of hot women who will screw him is in the hundreds of millions.

    On the flipside, what’s up with Monica Lewinsky, after being made known as Clinton’s sex toy? Oh yeah, cats. Because the only thing more useless than a fat used up sex toy is … well there isn’t anything more useless.

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  101. on August 1, 2010 at 3:16 am the dude

    Berlusconi is a retard, Medvedev looks like he has a stick up his ass

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  102. on August 1, 2010 at 3:41 am al'Thor

    Jimmy Carter was an alpha….
    Trust fund babies are all alpaha’s….
    Prince Charles is an alpha….
    Al Gore is an alpha…
    Alan Alda is an alpha…
    Woody Allen is an alpha…
    Roman Polanski is an alpha…

    It’s all so confusing….

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  103. on August 1, 2010 at 3:47 am Australia

    Hey American, our Prime Minister could beat up your President.

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  104. on August 1, 2010 at 5:47 am Original JB

    “Despite all the American chicks drooling over him, the minute Obama touches one, he will be strung up by the balls by the very same femi-nazis who voted for him.”

    I think the last decade and a half of US politics has made it plainly clear: for feminazis it’s abortion uber alles. Support it and you get a permanent pass.

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  105. on August 1, 2010 at 5:49 am Original JB

    “I get sweaty palms when I think about him. He’s so supremely intelligent”

    Good grief, this stupid meme will just never die, will it?

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  106. on August 1, 2010 at 6:48 am Vincent Ignatius

    Obama is just playing aloof. He probably banged after the shoot.

    Nah, that’s bull. Obama probably gave her his favorite strap-on and told her to go to town.

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  107. on August 1, 2010 at 8:09 am Laura

    Whiskey,
    Monica Lewinsky is pretty. Anyway, her behavior was understandable, he was the president of the United States at the time. I do feel a little sorry for her because she will always be known for the sex scandal.

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  108. on August 1, 2010 at 9:20 am dana

    lol@bhetti

    that’s cute

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  109. on August 1, 2010 at 9:24 am what

    Julian,

    Physical aspects are so subjective…let’s leave it for ‘the eye of the beholder’.

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  110. on August 1, 2010 at 9:35 am gig

    yup that babara striesand, Eleanor Mondale, Monica Lewensky and paula jones were real lookers.

    First, there is merit in banging a Lewinsky. It requires a high sex drive to do so.

    Second, the low quality of the chicks Clinton (Bill, not Hillary) actually banged despite his potential says more about the overall beauty of American women than about the alphaness of the man.

    It is no wonder that the most effective part of game literature for Americans is travel advice. See : Rooshv

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  111. on August 1, 2010 at 9:45 am gunslingergregi

    The problem with the definition of being alpha being hot woman want to sleep with you is that every man can have a hot woman who wants to sleep with him by saving up a little bit of cash. So every man is alpha because there are a lot of woman who will sleep with every man for money.

    I would say the man who can figure out that he can have a hot woman no matter what he looks like and does it just by saving a little money would be alpha.

    While the guys who know about it and just complain they can’t get a hot woman are beta or omega.

    Or it could be like xsplat talks about and people born without two extra morals.

    Complaining about something when there are options available to remedy your situation is not alpha.

    Using an excuse to not get something you want is not alpha.

    Figuring out how to get what you want alpha.

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  112. on August 1, 2010 at 9:59 am gig

    Dana, please stop trolling. We all know tens of thousands of 9s and 10s would drop their panties for Obama in a second. Status is king in the sexual market. But I will humor you for the sake of my own amusement.

    They could drop their panties, but what would Obama do then? The guy loves himself so much that it feels like he is unable of having sex, since he can’t love anyone as much as he loves himself.

    Once he secured the strategic victory of marrying a high-IQ black woman (aka “unicorn”, for its rarity) and assuring his own genetic legacy through his daughters, the man is done with that penis on vagina stuff

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  113. on August 1, 2010 at 10:16 am Paul

    I always thought feminists loved the Lewinsky scandal as it “proved” that high status men like big girls.

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  114. on August 1, 2010 at 11:03 am polymath

    gunny,

    The problem with the definition of being alpha being hot woman want to sleep with you is that every man can have a hot woman who wants to sleep with him by saving up a little bit of cash. So every man is alpha because there are a lot of woman who will sleep with every man for money.

    It doesn’t count unless she is actually into you. (And, for many of us, a 6 who really likes you is better than a 10 who is just a hooker who likes your money. Though I will admit I would take the 10 hooker over a 5.)

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  115. on August 1, 2010 at 11:14 am Firepower

    ALL you Obama haters just want to hate, while I seek The Pure Truth.

    It’s NOT in Obama’s ethnic composition to dig on an ass like that.

    He hasn’t touched an ass that tiny since he diapered Malia.

    issa black thang – yall dont get it

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  116. on August 1, 2010 at 11:21 am anouk

    Tips on how clothes should rest on a man:

    Dress shirts tend to shrink after a few washings, so before buying and getting a shirt tailored, make sure the sleeve is slightly longer in order to counteract any shrinkage.

    –Dress shirts should cover your wrist and reach the beginning of your thumbs.
    –Also, your cuffs should be tight enough to prevent them from slipping down your wrist.
    –If you opt to leave your button-down shirt untucked, it should hang just above your pants zipper (at back pocket level). …and NO wrinkles, get your shirts dry-cleaned and pressed.
    –When wearing a jacket and extending your arms, the sleeves should land between a half-inch and one inch past the jacket. Anything longer is cause for tailoring or buying a smaller shirt.

    If the shirt’s seams meet at the shoulder, you know it fits quite well.

    –Your forefinger should be able to fit in between your collar and your neck when the shirt is buttoned to the top.
    –The collar’s tips and outer edge should be covered by your blazer or suit jacket’s lapels. To ensure that this happens, always fit your dress shirts and button-downs before fitting your jackets and blazers.

    Men look HOT in blazers/jackets so own several and note that the blazer or jacket’s sleeve should rest at your thumb knuckle when your arm is extended, and the blazer or jacket should cover your backside.

    –The blazer/jacket’s collar should leave about a half- inch of your dress shirt’s collar visible.
    — If you plan on wearing your sports jacket frequently over sweaters, bring a thin or regular knit sweater with you when trying on or tailoring the blazer or suit jacket.

    The simplest way to ensure a well-fitted necktie is to have a well-fitted shirt to wear it with.

    Here are some guidelines to remember:

    –Your tie should always hang barely above your belt buckle.
    –The size of the tie knot should not lift the tips of your shirt collar.
    –The inverted triangle of the tie knot should fit snugly into the triangle created by your buttoned-up shirt collar.

    Please do stay classic and hi-style on ties, cartoons and busy patterns are distracting. Men can go bold with color in ties but steer clear from the nig’ed up look with the use of yellow or ghetto fabulous metallics.

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  117. on August 1, 2010 at 11:25 am RM

    Beta of the month submission:

    http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/380516-help-this-man-find-his-true-love/

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  118. on August 1, 2010 at 11:30 am anouk

    Paul-

    “I always thought feminists loved the Lewinsky scandal as it “proved” that high status men like big girls.”

    –negative. Clinton was slummin (or has horrific taste in women).

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  119. on August 1, 2010 at 11:41 am gunslingergregi

    ”””””polymath
    gunny,

    The problem with the definition of being alpha being hot woman want to sleep with you is that every man can have a hot woman who wants to sleep with him by saving up a little bit of cash. So every man is alpha because there are a lot of woman who will sleep with every man for money.

    It doesn’t count unless she is actually into you. (And, for many of us, a 6 who really likes you is better than a 10 who is just a hooker who likes your money. Though I will admit I would take the 10 hooker over a 5.)

    ””””””””
    but what if you could fuck all the ten hookers until you found the one that did love you?

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  120. on August 1, 2010 at 11:49 am Black Rebel

    Asian guy – Totally misplayed powder-blue suit; this is a summit of world leaders not a Miami Vice party. Lesser Beta.

    Harper (is it Harper?) – Too much preening on his tie. Midpack beta.

    Obama – I know you want to look, acting like you don’t want to look just emphasizes the fact. Lesser Beta.

    Silvio – You’re the man now, dawg, you don’t give a fuck and I like that (and so do the women). Alpha.

    Sarkozy – I like the gusto, how’s Carla looking these days? Lesser Alpha

    Guy on the right – Trying too hard to look hard. Midpack Beta.

    Girl – HB 7-8, would blow any of these world leaders if they told her to.

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  121. on August 1, 2010 at 11:53 am gunslingergregi

    Course a woman that loves you can be dangerous just had a conversation with mine and she said she was probably gonna end up killing me at some point.

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  122. on August 1, 2010 at 12:13 pm gig

    I always thought feminists loved the Lewinsky scandal as it “proved” that high status men like big girls

    good one.

    Given that feminists are uniformly ugly , it sure made them a lot happy to see that alphas are attracted to fatties.

    I’d bet that this weighted even more than Clinton’s support of abortion forgaining feminist support

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  123. on August 1, 2010 at 12:19 pm polymath

    gunny,

    Sounds good, but there are other guys here who specialize in that sort of thing. Assuming for the moment that I were single, since I would have the ability to get laid by a 6 who is into me (actually I could do better than that, but 6 is enough to make the point) I would never need to or want to buy a hooker.

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  124. on August 1, 2010 at 12:20 pm 9, The Editor

    Stone cold hilarious, R!

    Putin and Burlusconi? I say they are both alpha.

    Someone in the above comments mentioned something about alpha = pyscho path. I met a few, they are aren’t nuts they just pursue life and make it work. Unlike beta and gamma white knighting cry babies.

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  125. on August 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm gunslingergregi

    Actually she didn’t say probably he he he

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  126. on August 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm greatbooksformen

    lozzlozlzlzozozoz

    i bet the following terms make it into da dcitionary

    fiatbutthex

    sectreivetapingasscokingsessions

    neoconbutthex

    bernankifiedchix

    lozlzozozozlozlo

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  127. on August 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm Black Rebel

    Fiatbutthex?

    Butthex without a commodity to back up its value? Butthex with no intrinsic beyond-face value?

    I think ‘Berlisconied’ should get an entry.

    Berlusconied (V.) – When a high-status man over 50 causes a girl under 24 to have a vagina tingle.

    ‘Yo, did you see my uncle just now driving in his Porsche by those co-eds and how hard they checked him out? Totally Berlisconied them.’

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  128. on August 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm greatbooksformen

    hey fuctard fuckface blackrebel dude

    get with the fucking program man

    fiat butthex is how the fiat masters convert fiat debt based dollars into physical welath and proeprty zlzozlzloo

    see fiat debt based dollars that benernake creates out of thin air are worthless

    so they wire said moneys to secrteiev tapers of butthex and buy them book tours and fund the publoictaion fo their secrteiv tpaing of butthex books lzozlzo while other monies gets wiresd to teh weekly standardth which repetaed the fiat butthex lies of the butthexual hero saying that he is six ffeet tall. this willl make more popel buy the book as people prefer six foot sectereive tapers of butthex neoncon research as shown.

    this is how the debt abdsed dolalr is converted into ewealth as peopel buy the books and sodom and scheister gets lotsas moneies lzozlzozlzozozozzzozo also the family is debased zlozlzoozzo and morality the fiat masters prospers and gain more pwoer and control over the single women who they teach to take lotsa cocka in tehir anthuses in college and then h8 on all men and ass rape men idn divorce court lzozlozozlo while voting for bigger governmengt programs ofr teh children and invairalby the goverbvernment burueacrats fuck up the system even more leading to more power and chas for bernake and godlman sax rhyme shwityh tucker max lzozlzozlzozozozzozoz

    so fucktard study up
    read da great books for men
    and stop asking your stooooopid embarrassing questionsn s fuckity fuckface

    zlzozlzozlzlz

    BUTTHTHEXXX!!!!

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  129. on August 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm greatbooksformen

    has anyone here
    ver hooked up

    with

    a bernankified chick lzozlozlz

    you know the desouled one desouled in da high school sexual butthex programs and desouled more in her college vaginamonologuetingle classes zlozzlzozozlozlzzlzozozozzlo

    you know like she h8s on men and thinks religion is boprsseive and fucks like a fucking rabbit on heorin lzozlzozozlzl

    thanks ben!

    thanks for all da bernakiifed fuckers and sucksers who got lotsa cocka in the anuth form wekekly standardth butthexual heros zlzozolzlzoz who are six feet tall accroding 2 old ladies hwo do not kinow how 2 use google lzozlzooool or tell teh truth or osmething zlozlzlzl

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  130. on August 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm Muslim Patriarch

    I don’t like that stuff on this site is getting so fucking subjective.

    One could argue that Obama is more alpha there for not giving a fuck about the girl.

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  131. on August 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm Firepower

    even with no more work, I’m amazed Haley Joel Osment finds the time to post so much here.

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  132. on August 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm dalrock

    @gunslingergregi
    but what if you could fuck all the ten hookers until you found the one that did love you?

    Sounds like the premise for a male version of a chick flick.

    Possible titles:

    27 blow jobs
    50 same night lays

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  133. on August 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm gunslingergregi

    firepower I actually had to look that up.

    The kid from sixth sense posting wtf.

    I would consider myself more the bruce willis charachter.

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  134. on August 1, 2010 at 1:58 pm gunslingergregi

    And after seeing vallhalla rising I have seen what the end of my life will look like. Not too bad of a way to go out.

    So yea hows life still working?

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  135. on August 1, 2010 at 2:12 pm gunslingergregi

    But if ya look back at certain predictions I am pretty much on point.
    I think future perdictions gonna be on point too so just enjoy yourself while ya can. Don’t need to be an atrolager just need to see reality.

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  136. on August 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm Antoninus

    Obama wants to look but he has to resist because he knows Fox News will hang him. We are to PC In this country and Obama did the smart thing in his political climate.

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  137. on August 1, 2010 at 4:19 pm Smashing_Retards

    gunslingergregi said:

    Complaining about something when there are options available to remedy your situation is not alpha.

    Using an excuse to not get something you want is not alpha.

    Figuring out how to get what you want alpha.

    There are a large number of people, who never manage to be decent/good people in any other way, who find a “moral” excuse not to do something that has some risk to it.

    Kinda like they just don’t have the guts for it, and it’s easier to say “that’s wrong” rather than “I’m scared”.

    On the other hand, I’m tired of losing, and am beginning to become very paranoid.

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  138. on August 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm Bill

    The “guy on the right” is Medvedev, the President of Russia.

    And he always looks like somebody stapled his shoulder blades together like that. And he always makes it worse by wearing those shirts with the very widely splayed collar openings.

    Chic Noir is right and wrong about pant length. Northern Europeans like them short (guys on left). Southern and Eastern like them long (guys on right). Japanese counts as Northern European for clothes, and Sarkozy is Hungarian, thus Eastern/Central. You can see the pant length thing regionally in the US (moreso in the past than now, but still). Minnesota is land of the floods, e.g.

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  139. on August 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm The_King

    @namae nanka

    Very interesting youtube clip. You have to remember tho that Regan was prepared and ready for that type of question, since that clip is from the second debate. In the first it was obvious that he was getting outperformed, he was blamed for being physically and even mentally weak. He did take time to prepare and was very successful in turning the whole debate around. Notice that his body language and actions are planned and perfect. He intentionally sipped on water to prolong the laughter and add emphasis to the display.

    Wit is a skill for quick adaptation to change in situations. His rival lacked any wit, since he laughed and even acknowledged it by adding a total beta comment. He should have done either of them and attacked Regan on being younger thus calling himself inexperienced. Now that would have been witty. Regan is 5 years younger… but I guess the dominance display froze the mind of his rival.

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  140. on August 1, 2010 at 5:38 pm measure of devotion

    Here’s Alpha:

    Among those who seem to have reached a similar conclusion is Warren Buffett, the wealthy chairman of Berkshire Hathaway. Mr. Buffett separated from his wife, Susan, in 1977 but remained married to her until her death in 2004. All the while, he lived with Astrid Menks; they married in 2006. The threesome remained close, even sending out holiday cards signed, “Warren, Susan and Astrid.”

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  141. on August 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm Laura

    The King,
    Who in the video is 5 years older than Reagan?

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  142. on August 1, 2010 at 6:21 pm Celimene

    Roissy, cheri, is it considered beta to wear one’s baby a la Baby Bjorn, yes? I have witnessed this phenomenon several times now at the P Street Whole Foods (SWPL Central) with several men following their partners/SOs around the produce section with a glazed expression.

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  143. on August 1, 2010 at 6:29 pm dalrock

    @The King
    You have to remember tho that Regan was prepared and ready for that type of question, since that clip is from the second debate.

    You couldn’t prepare someone to be as funny as Reagan was. Someone either has it or they don’t. I recall reading about Reagan walking past a group of college students demonstrating against his decision to cut state funding for the universities (when he was CA Gov). It was some sort of silent protest, where the impact was supposed to be them giving him the silent treatment. Reagan walked past on tiptoes, and put his finger to his mouth while making the sshhhh sound. As he got into his limo the protesters couldn’t help but break into laughter.

    When Reagan was negotiating privately with Gorbachev over Nuclear Arms reduction, he liked to tell Gorbachev jokes. The best one I recall was about the Russian who saves for 20 years to buy a car. He stands in line with the mountain of paperwork and finally gets to submit his request. Finding everything in order, the person behind the counter says “You may return to pick up your car in 10 years”. The man replies “Will that be in the morning or the afternoon? Because I have the plumber is coming in the morning and really need to be there to let him in”.

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  144. on August 1, 2010 at 6:55 pm Laura

    dalrock,
    Humor can work wonders. Reagan basically deflected the question and got away with it. It was kind of a dumb question anyway, I mean how was he supposed to answer it.

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  145. on August 1, 2010 at 8:41 pm The_King

    @Laura

    His opponent from the previous debates. Not Mondale he is around 17 years younger than Reagan.

    Why else would Reagan use the joke and quote? He just hit Mondale with a one two combo and was able to steal ammo from his rival. Anyways Reagan definitely benefited from being an actor his non verbal presentation was perfect.

    @dalrock

    Don’t get the wrong idea, Reagan has superb social skills and can establish rapport instantly. In this specific case though the question was prepared for and his words and behavior was carefully planned out. You can read it in a few studies that this action changed the public’s opinion and helped Reagan win.

    Anyways how do you know that he didn’t prepare for that little skit he did? Or the jokes? I’m pretty sure political speech writers have wit to come up with clever jokes. All this doesn’t change the fact that he is capable though, so more respects to him.

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  146. on August 1, 2010 at 9:20 pm namae nanka

    The_King

    “Very interesting youtube clip. You have to remember tho that Regan was prepared and ready for that type of question, since that clip is from the second debate.”

    yeah it does look like that, I just posted it to contrast it with Ob’s pics in the comment before that(which was stuck in moderation). Ob’s actions lack the congruency for the alpha chair that he is in.

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  147. on August 1, 2010 at 9:49 pm Tim

    several men following their partners/SOs around the produce section with a glazed expression.

    hahaha!!!

    I like that: glazed expression.

    No, those guys are herbs. Do they also walk around as thought they are carrying a load in their pants, or a gerbil rammed up their cornhole?

    Which makes me wonder…if a herb were killed by someone…would that mean the police call it in as a herbicide?

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  148. on August 1, 2010 at 11:00 pm benjack

    U and steve sailer have some sort of pact for “viva italia” posts today?

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  149. on August 1, 2010 at 11:49 pm al'Thor

    @measure of devotion

    Have you seen this Astrid Menks? To be generous…a two tops… Maybe for a mid level manager somewhere it would be an alpha move but a multi-billionaire? The shame.

    Kind of like Bubba. He is the pres, he’s got a 747, secret service, important national security issues for cover from Hillary and he consistently picked bimbos.

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  150. on August 2, 2010 at 1:39 am greatbooksformen

    if only everyone butthexed and taped it secvretly
    everyone would get their heigh reported as six foot tall in da neoonc weeklly standadth
    everyone would get book deals lzozlzozlzlzzo form power ful womenz who are funded by da fed to debcuahc the culture lzozlzozlzlzol
    abnd all would be cool lzlozozlzlzlzlz
    nand the eocnomy would reocver as everyone went oput 2 buy anal lube and vidoe cameras to hidfe for teh secrteiv tapiongs of butthex teh neocns publish promote and profit off lzozlzolzlz

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  151. on August 2, 2010 at 2:03 am Gorbachev

    Berlusconi gets a pass because he’s a whiz-bang operator who has hot women begging to be done in closets while his media posse waits outside.

    Who the hell wouldn’t love this guy?

    Seriously?

    Every Italian guy want to be him.

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  152. on August 2, 2010 at 3:12 am Pat

    Obama looks like mf-ing James Bond next to those Euro-smurfs (aka Sarkozy and Berlusconi). A European would hate to admit out loud that an American leader could be taller, darker, fitter, more suave, sophisticated, and energetic than one of their own. Even without being the leader of the free world, he is easily the most important person in the room. Love him or hate him, Obama is alpha and would run up the poon count higher than any of those other pols. His condescending backslap to Sarkozy and aloof gaze tells you he knows that he, like the USA, is a level or three above these Euro-clowns. Silvio needs to stand up straight or risk having his head sink below his shoulders like a hunchback. Without his cash stash, he’d be getting less game than Bill Gates without Microsoft stock. That grin from Sarkozy tells me hasn’t been getting any from Carli. The person on the far right (dark blue tie) looks a bit too happy to be there. The asian leader gets points for dressing like he’s going to a cocktail party.

    Topping the list of Alpha pols of the last 50 years: JFK, Clinton, Obama, and Putin.

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  153. on August 2, 2010 at 3:19 am Hungry Hungry Hippos

    The politicians I don’t like are beta loser fags with a small penis!

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  154. on August 2, 2010 at 3:39 am unlearning genius ...

    You losers .. will you cut it out with the alpha beta thing for a sec. These are supposed to be world leaders .. not clowns at a bar. If you drool and react to just about any passing woman and basically cannot hold your john in the pants while something else is going on .. you are just a dumbass and have no business being a WORLD LEADER.

    Clearly bama is the classiest one here and has the rightful condescending look. If you are classy enough . you should wrap it and its not like this skinny chick is some 10. Clearly these countries are headed to become third rate powers.. if they have such clowns for leaders. Be a horn dog all you want .. but when the occasion calls for it .. (like say representing a whole country) .. act with some dignity and respect for your position.

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  155. on August 2, 2010 at 3:40 am al'Thor

    Sorry Pat,

    Obama is thought of as a pussy.

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  156. on August 2, 2010 at 5:29 am Curious

    Dana, are you Curvaceous Carbon-Based Life Form from Steve Sailer’s blog?

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  157. on August 2, 2010 at 5:51 am bictopia

    I love European men, they know what do when.

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  158. on August 2, 2010 at 6:02 am msexceptiontotherule

    Alpha’s don’t have stylists.

    Maybe Obama is struggling with a desire for whitegirlbutt even though he loves his wife. Or he could have kinky-weird sex with the wife where he tells her to call him tu pac, maybe he finishes yelling “And that’s for the white man keeping me down!” – there are all kinds of possibilities, we just don’t know. That’s the thing – wtf should we be concerned with these sorts of things! Holding political office, becoming a major celebrity, etc – why does that suddenly make a person required to abide by a more strict moral code than the rest of us? If a neighbor is having sex with prostitutes, we usually can mind our own business – if that neighbor happens to be the president, we demand a senate hearing while a few of the more zealous call for impeachment and create evidence-by-force if possible so that they can push harder.

    It’s like cutting down a tree in the forest but it only makes a sound if the tree is important enough to warrant it. Or maybe that envy drives people to feel smug when they find out that the rich and powerful are as fucked up as everyone else.

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  159. on August 2, 2010 at 6:09 am Audrey

    “Holding political office, becoming a major celebrity, etc – why does that suddenly make a person required to abide by a more strict moral code than the rest of us? If a neighbor is having sex with prostitutes, we usually can mind our own business”

    –> Hehe I don’t know what kind of neighborhood you live in, but that certainly isn’t the case in any one where I’ve lived, with an exception made for neighborhoods where no one even knows their neighbors or in places like Las Vegas that are specifically known for their uh, lack of moral code lol. With anything else whether it’s office politics, book clubs or whatever else, you’re damn right people care about that stuff and don’t generally mind their own business.

    Besides there are so many other “plus”s to being a politician or a celebrity, we definately need something to knock those guys back down a couple of notches. You become a politician or celebrity and the world is otherwise your oyster, so freaking what if they have to lose some of their privacy. Big damn deal. Lol

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  160. on August 2, 2010 at 6:52 am msexceptiontotherule

    “Audrey:

    Besides there are so many other “plus”s to being a politician or a celebrity, we definately need something to knock those guys back down a couple of notches. You become a politician or celebrity and the world is otherwise your oyster, so freaking what if they have to lose some of their privacy. Big damn deal. Lol”

    So if you woke up tomorrow and happened to be famous, you’d be ok with photographers going through your trash, interrupting dinner with your family, and having any body/personality flaws you might have discussed at length by everyone – on tv, in the newspapers/magazines, and even in conversations by strangers that you overhear as you walk by? And should there be infidelity on the part of the person you have a relationship with be fair game too? I’m not saying that by choosing a high-profile career and celebrity-status of some kind doesn’t automatically create a lot of interest that can border on stalking – but seriously, the famous aren’t deities, they’re not saints or ascended beings – they can fall prey to human predilections just like the next door neighbor, therefore why is it such a ‘crisis of epic proportions’ when that actually happens?

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  161. on August 2, 2010 at 7:05 am the dude

    Chelsea is ugly. It will be reflected in Berlusconi’s ogling when he meets the Clintons

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  162. on August 2, 2010 at 7:10 am Audrey

    “So if you woke up tomorrow and happened to be famous”

    –> This argument would only work if people became famous by accident, which is almost never true in the case of popular celebrities and *absolutely* never true in the case of politicians.

    So ya I’d have to be ok with that, it’s a hazard of the job, just like getting killed by electricity is a hazard of jobs that involve working with downed power lines.
    The thing is you know all that going in, it’s not exactly a secret that power lines can kill you, likewise it’s no secret that politicians’ lives are investigated to the N’th degree.

    Still a small price to pay for the perks of being a politician or celebrity, so my answer is “cry me a river” lol.

    “the famous aren’t deities, they’re not saints or ascended beings – they can fall prey to human predilections just like the next door neighbor”

    –> Anyone who thinks this is NOT a bigger deal on the part of elected officials is an idiot, they are elected precisely because they pledge to uphold promises and values.
    When Joe 6pack breaks his promises it’s time for him to say sorry and maybe do some penance and bridge building, when an elected official breaks his promises it’s time for him to say goodbye to elected office.
    If a politician can’t stick to his(/her) promises to be faithful to his wife, how can (s)he be trusted to stick to his(/her) promises to be faithful to the electorate?
    Uh uh, people are generally consistent, people who break promises in one arena are more likely to break them in others.

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  163. on August 2, 2010 at 8:51 am Chief of the Slapaho Tribe

    msexceptiontotherule wrote: “but seriously, the famous aren’t deities, they’re not saints or ascended beings – they can fall prey to human predilections just like the next door neighbor, therefore why is it such a ‘crisis of epic proportions’ when that actually happens?”

    Because fuck ’em!

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  164. on August 2, 2010 at 9:15 am Original JB

    “His condescending backslap to Sarkozy and aloof gaze tells you he knows that he, like the USA, is a level or three above these Euro-clowns.”

    More likely he thinks he’s PERSONALLY above them; America above Europe — not so much, given the weight of preceding evidence to the contrary.

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  165. on August 2, 2010 at 10:07 am gunslingergregi

    ””””””msexceptiontotherule
    therefore why is it such a ‘crisis of epic proportions’ when that actually happens?
    ””””
    Because they were too pussy to do it out in open. Therefore they were liars when they said they were living how a normal dude would live and supposed to be happy with. They had the power to potentially do whatever they wanted and what they ended up wanting was the multiple woman. They destroy the pretty lie of the pinnacle of success being a marriage and family only as the true happiness of the man for all eternity.

    ”””””’Audrey
    Besides there are so many other “plus”s to being a politician or a celebrity, we definately need something to knock those guys back down a couple of notches. You become a politician or celebrity and the world is otherwise your oyster, so freaking what if they have to lose some of their privacy. Big damn deal. Lol

    ”””’

    What other plus’s are their?
    I do not see them nor have I seen them.
    I do not read about the plus’s in books on rich celebrity mens lives.
    Nor do I see it with my own eyes.
    Nor do I aspire to be a politician or celebrity.
    I have heard about kings in other countries or of old who I do aspire to be like but those are not american celebraties with their fake power and pseudo alphaness but real men doing what they want without having to be liars to do it.

    ”””’When Joe 6pack breaks his promises it’s time for him to say sorry and maybe do some penance and bridge building, when an elected official breaks his promises it’s time for him to say goodbye to elected office.”””””””’

    Politicians lie all the time (provable boldface lies) and do not say goodbye to elected office.

    ”””maybe he finishes yelling “And that’s for the white man keeping me down!” – there are all kinds of possibilities, we just don’t know. ”””””’

    You had me rollin still rollin but yea wtf lol

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  166. on August 2, 2010 at 10:21 am dalrock

    @al’Thor
    Obama is thought of as a pussy.

    My wife sometimes reads the online German papers, and she says what they call him translates roughly to “the little mouse”.

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  167. on August 2, 2010 at 10:28 am dalrock

    @The_King
    Anyways how do you know that he didn’t prepare for that little skit he did? Or the jokes?

    I think we are in basic agreement. My point wasn’t that he didn’t prepare in advance. My point was that handlers couldn’t prepare someone to do this kind of thing if the person being handled wasn’t exceptionally skilled. The same preparation wouldn’t have worked for Obama (teleprompters tell terrible jokes) or GWB (who read the context notes “Message I care”).

    I think the shhh skit had to be at least somewhat spontaneous, simply because this kind of thing would be very hard to make funny otherwise. If Reagan could fake being spontaneous well enough to make his adversaries laugh, that would be even more impressive.

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  168. on August 2, 2010 at 11:02 am pupu

    Yeah, the French looks like he wants to play; the Italian looks like he is hungry, angry and ready to get into business; the Asian (Japanese) looks like he wants to play crossword puzzle with the girl.

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  169. on August 2, 2010 at 11:06 am polymath

    I loathe Obama but I have to admit, in this picture he is the AMOG.

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  170. on August 2, 2010 at 11:51 am Smashing_Retards

    gunslingergregi said:

    I have heard about kings in other countries or of old who I do aspire to be like but those are not american celebraties with their fake power and pseudo alphaness but real men doing what they want without having to be liars to do it.

    I’m reminded of Rush Limbaugh. He was a “drug-user”. Now, we all know the signs of drug use. Lost job. Broken marriage. Diseases. Maybe your very body twisting to show the “pallid complexion” and “wild eyes” of the drug user.

    What was kinda odd about the Limbaugh case is that he got on NATIONAL F-ING RADIO almost every day of his YEARS AND YEARS OF ADDICTION and THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS JACKASSES THAT LISTEN TO HIM FAILED TO FIGURED IT OUT.

    So, I’m curious. Are they just to RETARDED to figure out someone they listen to ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY is a drug-using zombie…. or are the “marks of drug abuse” just, well, RETARDED themselves?

    Bhetti, you have quite the mouth. You have the floor. Explain to me the Marks of Drug Abuse and how they apply to the vile being Rush Limbaugh.

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  171. on August 2, 2010 at 12:15 pm dragnet

    Props to Whiskey, xsplat, and julian for speaking the goddamned truth on this post: OBAMA IS ALPHA. The mutherfucker is alpha by the definition of this blog. You don’t have to like him. You don’t have to vote for him. You don’t don’t have to like how he got there. You don’t have to do shit.

    All you have to do is be honest. Just acknowledge that a man who has his finger on a planet-destroying nuclear arsenal and access to millions of hot women to fuck is ALPHA, through and through.

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  172. on August 2, 2010 at 12:23 pm Dave

    Regarding whether Berlusconi’s suit is the best fitting that’s a joke, right? Look at the pant break on the three leaders on the right of the photo. Each one of the them is sloppy, with Sarkozy’s being the worst, and Berlusconi’s being a close second. The Japanese leader’s pants break just right, and I can’t tell with the others. Also, seersucker in summer was how it was done when these things really mattered. His real faux pas was dark shoes with seersucker – white shoes are proper. Other than shoe color, the Japanese suit fits best – his shirt sleeves extend beyond his coat sleeves the break on his pant leg is decent but not excessive and sloppy.

    The best description of Obama is accidental alpha because absent benefactors along the way he would have been a state law school graduate struggling to be as successful as his wife. Anyone who doubts that isn’t familiar with his life history – remove his muslim connection and aa action admission to Columbia and Harvard law and he would be a struggling ambulance chaser.

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  173. on August 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm Gorbachev

    @dragnet

    Ob-mama is in the Alpha position. He should be Uber Alpha.

    His behavior is beta.

    He doesn’t instruct; he panders. He doesn’t take the stage and engage the audience; he waits for them to let him in. His stage presence is weak. He kowtows to people and is the proverbial “nice guy”. He seeks an audience with his inferiors at every stage rather than telling them when and how to meet his demands. He doesn’t rule; he organizes committees. His opinion is secondary. Compromise and careful consideration of others’ feelings is paramount for him. He seeks consensus and inclusion.

    In effect, he runs his administration *like a woman.*

    And worse, not like successful women, either.*

    * Who run things like strong men.

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  174. on August 2, 2010 at 12:37 pm Schmoe

    [Editor: Hm, don’t be so sure. They gave clinton a pass.]

    The retardation level on this post is astounding. Impeaching=pass.

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  175. on August 2, 2010 at 12:55 pm Jerry

    Actually, feminists used the Lewinsky Scandal to take over the Republican Party. Hillary supporters *abandoned* the Democratic Party and Al Gore to support the Ueber Beta GWB who took the idea that a man might be polygamous as a serious negative.

    The “Defining the Alpha Male” Roissy post made it very clear that the man has to be willing and able to implement an MLTR (harem) in order to be defined as Alpha. So Obama having some liberal ladies want him because he’s a tall liberal icon with a deep voice and commanding presence isn’t enough. He has to want and be able to follow through (Clinton followed through but he seems to have let Hillary force him to give various women up and sell women like Monica down the river or rape others to save time).

    A true Alpha would have said “Monica is my worthy assistant and she’s staying put. It is out of bounds to ask whether or not we had sexual contact and I’d advise Republican men to tell their political leaders to stop groveling to older church-going busy-bodies”.

    Al Gore is an example of someone who may have been desired by liberal women and who may have secretly wanted to follow through discretely…but who messed up so badly in his execution that he is clearly Gamma, despite his high status among liberal women.

    If Obama is following through with 9s and 10s and we and Michele aren’t the wiser, then he is Alpha. But Roissy clearly meant to show that Obama’s disinterest in the young lady in the image *probably* meant that, like so many other American males (IMHO more than 90% of males over 30), he really is *not* interested in young hotties and/or doesn’t have the guts or the game to ever *try*. Despite Michele being hot for her age (IMHO), if he isn’t making more hay while the sun shines, he is not Alpha.

    Roissy was also making it clear that the image reflects our cultural *values*and our surrender to Feminism in comparison with Italian and French cultural values: the fact that Obama felt forced by politics *not* to look at a young sexy woman shows that the USA is a culture where older dominant males are not supposed to show interest in younger women.

    Remember that the main driving force of modern feminism (and evangelical Christianity) is to stop older males from dating/mating with younger women.

    The image can be seen as reflecting the fact that both US political parties grovel for the older female vote and are willing to pass any law that helps discourage males from meeting younger women. A federal US court upheld the IMBRA (Marriage Broker Regulation) law saying that older men who date younger foreign women are probably emotionally imbalanced because “normal men” would want a woman who is their “equal” and, therefore, such men are in need of being background checked before being allowed to communicate with the younger women online:

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/repeal-the-imbra-now/

    US Sexual Harassment laws are also based on the idea that older men who date younger women are “predatory”.

    Divorce laws are meant to weaken a man’s ability to get younger hotties to replace an older woman.

    Roissy was noting that French and Italian male politicians do not have to bow to older feminists and older evangelical Christian women by pretending they have no interest in sex with young, hot women.

    The top Italian film a few years ago was about a 37 year old man who, after being cuckolded by his same age gf, starts dating a hot 17 year old female. The climax features the older gf coming back to him but he says “No Thanks” and ends up back in the arms of his new squeeze on her 18th birthday. European women and men loved this film.

    As Americans you’ve never heard of this film. Your media won’t let you know it existed, much less that it was popular.

    In the image, Sarkozy and Berlusconi looking at the young lady doesn’t directly make them Alpha so much as they are showing that they probably would have sex with that young lady if they could manage it between meetings and they were showing that their national cultures admire Alphas; that politicians from their countries don’t fear the reaction of older female voters.

    BTW: Roissy’s definition of Alpha might not jive with some of the married regulars here who are monogamous. I’ve seen Roissy call PA an alpha for telling his wife that he would not be changing any diapers. A married, faithful Alpha is then defined as someone who keeps the wife in line, interested and in love.

    I guess an Alpha can be monogamous…but I’d like to see more discussion about that.

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  176. on August 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm polymath

    Schmoe,

    The editor was talking about the FEMINISTS giving him a pass, and they did. It was the REPUBLICANS who impeached him.

    Astounding indeed.

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  177. on August 2, 2010 at 1:04 pm dana

    schmoe the LIBERALS gave clinton a pass in general–irrespective of the impeachment which failed to yield results and only came about because of a republican majority.

    liberal women said things like “id blow him just for protecting a womans right to choose”

    come the fuck on

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  178. on August 2, 2010 at 1:06 pm Ronin

    Berlusconi nut riders vs Obama haters. Next post Roisslord.

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  179. on August 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm Diesel

    I see you too enjoy the danzatap.com!

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  180. on August 2, 2010 at 1:27 pm Cinco Jotas

    Re: Silvio. This made me laugh…

    Great Moments in Manly Charm.

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  181. on August 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm Firepower

    gunslingergregi

    not you lol – the books chick

    I bet she’s a bubble blower, but still a spitter at the bitter end

    YOU are my bro

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  182. on August 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm msexceptiontotherule

    Audrey, there are a lot of people who are good at their job, but are lousy in their personal lives.

    Likewise, someone can have no difficulty representing the interests of their constituents faithfully while being unfaithful to a spouse at every opportunity.

    “Jerry:

    I guess an Alpha can be monogamous…but I’d like to see more discussion about that.”

    A married and monogamous Alpha is a person who knows that they can sleep with anyone they want quite easily, but chooses not to. They usually have never had a shortage of women willingly and/or aggressively pursuing them for sex starting at a pretty early age.

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  183. on August 2, 2010 at 2:02 pm Wolfie

    Some funny stuff came from the Dropped Paper Incident:
    For example, this
    and this.

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  184. on August 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm namae nanka

    “Jerry:

    I guess an Alpha can be monogamous…but I’d like to see more discussion about that.”

    of his volition, not out of fear of a ballbusting harpie

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  185. on August 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm namae nanka

    regd clinton-

    http://israeliteidentity.com/gallupwomenclinton.htm

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  186. on August 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””on August 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm Firepower
    gunslingergregi

    not you lol – the books chick

    I bet she’s a bubble blower, but still a spitter at the bitter end

    YOU are my bro
    ””””
    I’d say go for it she gave me a dingle lol

    Might be worth your time he he he

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  187. on August 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm (R)Evolutionary

    @Jerry,
    What was the name of the Italian film you mentioned in your first post on this thread?

    I bet there are some scenes from that movie that are worthy of the “Game in Film” series on this blog.

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  188. on August 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm gunslingergregi

    Smashing_Retards

    lol dude I don’t even drink never mind do drugs.

    and as we know from south park drugs aren’t bad anyway.

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  189. on August 2, 2010 at 4:10 pm what

    The best type of alphas are monogamous! GOOD IMPULSE CONTROL makes them more desirable!!

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  190. on August 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm The_King

    @gunslingergregi

    “lol dude I don’t even drink never mind do drugs.

    and as we know from south park drugs aren’t bad anyway.”

    False. Did you know that chocolate is a drug? If you eat food then you have ingested a drug.

    Coffee, chocolate or tea = mild stimulant.

    Bananas, scallops and chocolate = aphrodisiac.

    Everything depends on quantity. Drugs can be “good” or “bad”. Example food is very addictive to someone who is fat and addicted to it, they will over eat and develop health complications associated with obesity such as type II diabetes and heart problems.

    @what

    Idiot. To whom? Women? Most cases alphas don’t care about the needs of others. If they had good impulse control they wouldn’t cheat and flirt while in a relationship, which is a direct contradiction of what makes women tick. Hence good impulse control in certain situations aren’t desirable.

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  191. on August 2, 2010 at 4:45 pm Smashing_Retards

    Smashing_Retards

    lol dude I don’t even drink never mind do drugs.

    and as we know from south park drugs aren’t bad anyway.

    I agree, but the point is that the “soul corrupting” aspect of drugs is WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY over-hyped.

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  192. on August 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm Jerry

    @(R)Evolutionary

    The 2008 Italian hit featuring the 17 year old woman (over the age of consent) and the 37 year old man was called “Scusa Ma Ti Chiamo Amore” which means “I’m Sorry If I Love You”.

    Italians loved the film.

    A 24 year old Russian woman wanted me to watch it with her because she said it was really romantic and thus, to her, a good chic flick. I can’t imagine an American woman recommending that I watch it with her.

    This shows a big difference between US feminists/US evangelist women and European women…at least young European women aren’t uptight and jealous about films depicting men liking younger adult women. Again, 17 is plenty legal in 99% of the world’s cultures and most US states…although the film correctly pointed out that such a relationship isn’t an everyday occurrence.

    I was wrong about Americans trying to ignore it because an American website listing “films about pedophilia” includes it:

    http://wapedia.mobi/en/List_of_films_portraying_paedophilia_or_sexual_abuse_of_minors

    I will assume the author of the American site is an older woman because she describes the movie’s plot as having a man who “abandons his family to be with the 17 year old”. My description is more accurate: the older girlfriend cheats on him and he realizes he will have a more stable relationship with the younger woman, who is 18 and more mature in the final scene.

    Ages 16 and 17 are perfectly legal for sex in all countries except Iran, Saudi Arabia, the newly Islamist Turkey and some obnoxious US states like California and Florida.

    America is run by uptight older women and this issue, and Obama looking away from the younger woman in the image above, are examples of this being the case.

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  193. on August 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””””on August 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm The_King
    @gunslingergregi

    “lol dude I don’t even drink never mind do drugs.

    and as we know from south park drugs aren’t bad anyway.”

    False. Did you know that chocolate is a drug? If you eat food then you have ingested a drug.

    Coffee, chocolate or tea = mild stimulant.

    Bananas, scallops and chocolate = aphrodisiac.

    Everything depends on quantity. Drugs can be “good” or “bad”. Example food is very addictive to someone who is fat and addicted to it, they will over eat and develop health complications associated with obesity such as type II diabetes and heart problems.
    ”””””””’

    so your saying south park was right he he he

    But yea the wife buys chocolate and I got a banana tree in the back yeard. No wonder these people are popping out kids right and left.

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  194. on August 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm gunslingergregi

    Not saying I can’t drink and do drugs just saying pussy is the best drug to me.

    Everyones got a vice just the way humans are I believe.

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  195. on August 2, 2010 at 6:09 pm Jerry

    The Italian film “Scusa Ma” isn’t really a good game film, however, because the young woman chases a decent 30 something cuckolded beta provider type and basically says “I’m sorry if my loving you seems inappropriate”. A cuckolded American beta in his late 30s wouldn’t learn anything in this film about how to behave in New York to achieve the same effect. He would only learn that he might be appreciated by younger women (17-27) if he moved to Italy.

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  196. on August 2, 2010 at 6:13 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””’America is run by uptight older women and this issue, and Obama looking away from the younger woman in the image above, are examples of this being the case.”””’

    Old woman don’t have to be that way either but it is overprotective fathers part of the problem.

    You see on thread when fathers are all like oh yea got to protect my angel. But do those same fathers tell their little angels that when they marry a man they have to jack him off in the hospital even after they have a baby or after an operation?
    Do those fathers tell their little angel daughters that them having a headache or freaking at the edge of death is no excuse not to empty their mans balls?
    Do they tell their daughters that they owe pussy to their men they marry at any fucking time of day or no matter when the fuck their husbands desire it?
    Men definetly have a part to play in the bullshit.
    Only teaching their daughters when not to have sex but not teaching them when to have sex.

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  197. on August 2, 2010 at 6:19 pm gunslingergregi

    But yea gonna get worse because woman who had no kids or one or two gonna have a hell of a lot of time on their hands coming up with nobody to take care of because those two kids are living somewhere else.

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  198. on August 2, 2010 at 6:59 pm (R)Evolutionary

    @Jerry,

    Even the title of the film reeks of betaness. From what I know of Italy (I’m of Italian ancestry & track the culture,) Italian women today are some of the most beautiful, the most fashion conscious, and perhaps some of the most high-maintenance, requiring a strong alpha presence (Silvio himself) to be gamed successfully. Betas in Italy are generally chewed up & spit out. Without seeing it and only understanding the basic premise, I would have to guess that this film is a beta-glorifying Italian version of Greenberg, the Ben Stiller vehicle that glorified the Omega.

    However, I’ll probably still see the film, if only to learn by negative example how not to emulate a mid-30’d beta provider. In fact, after a viewing to understand the proper frame, I think it might be a great film to watch with a late-20s woman to remind her clearly of her immanent rendezvous with *the wall,* a cinematic neg, if you will.

    FYI, in many states, including my native flyover state, the age of consent is 17.

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  199. on August 2, 2010 at 7:14 pm TAllagash

    that guy is simply amazing. being how he is and super high profile is simply amazing.

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  200. on August 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm Jerry

    Yes, in “Scusa Ma” the cuckolded beta provider collides accidentally (and as a stranger) with his car into the Vespa of the teenager and then feels obliged to drive her around Rome on her errands until the Vespa is repaired. She ends up controlling how the relationship develops and she makes the first move with sex. Only American misandrists would call what happens “sexual abuse of a minor”.

    Comparing this to American films:

    In the American film “Beautiful Girls” a teenager asks a 29 year old beta, who’s obviously in love with her, to wait for her to turn 18 and not forget about her as he returns to the big city from Vermont or wherever.

    He then makes one of the stupidest comments I’ve ever heard on film: “As you grow older you will realize that I’m too old for you and will want guys your own age”.

    The film, featuring feminist Rosie ODonnell, closed with the strong message that it would indeed be the case that the young woman, as she turned 18, would no longer be interested in the now 32 year old man she had admired throughout the film.

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  201. on August 2, 2010 at 7:36 pm Obstinance Works

    So anyway…. What’s GBFM’s take on Chelsea Clinton’s secretive wedding to an investment banker?

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  202. on August 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm Jerry

    So the message of the Italian hit film was Alpha despite the plot being a fantasy of a Beta getting lucky. The message was “As you grow older guys, don’t worry about failed relationships because you can just trade in for a newer model if the older one gives you trouble (and if the guy in this film can do it, so can you)”.

    The message of the American film “Beautiful Girls” was the opposite…pure Beta. It was “Its such a shame that men hit the wall at 30 just like women do…oh well, guess they have to stay with the women who turn 30 with them”.

    ——————————-

    Chelsea Clinton was a 5 on her wedding day and will be a 4 next year of the year after, but I can’t see it hurting the businessman groom’s future too much. The Astor men, who owned the property on which the wedding took place, used it to entertain young women while their wives were in Manhattan.

    However, I would never in a million years hurt Chelsea by marrying her while not being attracted to her.

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  203. on August 2, 2010 at 8:09 pm Jerry

    More bullshit propaganda messages from American films:

    In the 2010 film “Icarus,” as in too many action films, the hero’s ex-wife has left him for a “stable beta” because his own job is too wild and unstable.

    In the course of the film the beta gets killed and the ex-wife immediately wants sex and protection from the hero, who gives it and takes her back…glad to have his family back together again.

    Nothing is ever said about her having abandoned him and having had sex with the other man in the meanwhile.

    Message: It is OK that, if you are a man’s man, that your wife should resent that and sleep with a beta…and then deign to take you back when she realizes that she’s OK with you after all.

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  204. on August 2, 2010 at 9:56 pm Gil

    How this for an assessment:

    From left to right:

    Obama = Beta because he’s not looking for fear of his wife.

    Next guy = Beta because he’s looking with a stupid boyish grin (“aw cool, a cute girl is on her knees in front of me in real life!”).

    Berlusconi = Alpha because he’s looking but not overdoing it.

    Last guy = gay because he’s not looking or borderline Om3ga if he’s looking with his eyes but keeping his head in another direction to pretend he’s not looking.

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  205. on August 2, 2010 at 10:16 pm namae nanka

    “In the 2010 film “Icarus,” as in too many action films, the hero’s ex-wife has left him for a “stable beta” because his own job is too wild and unstable.”

    That’s a thing I noticed in many movies. A woman divorcing man is always rationalized in some way, her actions and motives justified in some way, and sometimes even at the expense of the man.

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  206. on August 3, 2010 at 1:14 am (R)Evolutionary

    Jerry,

    Nice deconstruction of several film plot lines. It’s essential, then, to boil down the plot line to a simple message in order to uncover the true political message of the film.

    I like that “Scusa Ma” is ultimately a disguised message of promise to the Alpha of younger, hotter, tighter, free, as long as he keeps spitting game and refuses to settle. which is disguised in a beta presentation. A wolf in sheep’s clothing.

    Think about American Beauty. A cuckolded beta, Lester, (Kevin Spacey) has a teenage crush, anad almost gets her in the end, because she throws herself at him, but he chickens out when he finds out she’s a virgin. He then kills himself.

    Message: It’s better for a middle aged, cuckolded, beta-turned-alpha to off himself in shame rather than plow a virgin babe who’s ready to give it up to him.

    I liked that movie, but now that I realize how fucked up it is, geez, I want to puke. I’ll take Scusa Ma any day over American Beauty for game programming.

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  207. on August 3, 2010 at 1:22 am adamadamson

    Harper looks like a total nerd here. Sure, ignore the girl if you want, but wtf is he doing all slouched up fussing over his clothes? BETA!

    Meanwhile the pervy Jap dude is playin’ some pocket pool. 🙂

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  208. on August 3, 2010 at 6:16 am Original JB

    “In the 2010 film “Icarus,” as in too many action films, the hero’s ex-wife has left him for a “stable beta” because his own job is too wild and unstable.”

    Yeah, that’s a stock plot device of action films. “Taken”, e.g. IIRC.

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  209. on August 3, 2010 at 9:12 am Jerry

    I thought about the world-wide effect of Hollywood and Broadway overnight and realized that, because the market influences such content more than journalists allowed it to influence their “news” garbage, much of the film and theater culture America has been exporting wasn’t/isn’t so bad.

    The most common message presented by Hollywood and Broadway is:

    One brave and decisive male can be the barrier between good and evil and women should seek this man out and mate with him.

    A common sub-theme is “Don’t disregard the wise and seemingly has-been middle aged guy with experience under his belt (often military)”.

    This gets exported and markets US males very well overseas. The most famous example of the Baby Boomer generation was “Die Hard” where Bruce Willis became an international sex symbol to women of all ages along with similar-looking American 40 something males with buzzcuts.

    The American Christmas favorite “It’s a Wonderful Life” also sends this message and, although I’d be the first to condemn the fact that the guy stayed in Bedford Falls to marry Mary who was only an 8 in her 20s, one has to extrapolate & imagine that the real life hero would also be humping Violet on the side along with several other women in need of a friend at the Bedford Savings & Loan.

    (R)Evolutionary was correct that one has to accept the fact that some plot devices are “sheeps clothing” that will help sell an overall Alpha product to females and non-alphas. Wedding bells at the end and temporarily estranged wives…these appease a different crowd.

    Another huge theme coming out of Hollywood and Broadway is “Don’t Settle”. This was not only the theme of “Sleepless in Seattle” but also the Russian “Christmas” favorite “The Irony of Fate”. Nothing wrong with that message getting exported and fed to boys world-wide. One just needs to imagine that Tom Hanks character got to have some great sex with Meg Ryan’s character for a few years without marrying her after she fell in love at the top of the Empire State Building (Meg’s “You’ve Got Mail” was all about a liberal woman trying in vain to resist an Alpha male on New York’s Upper West Side).

    Because the film and theater market doesn’t tolerate garbage like the newspaper and TV news monopoly markets temporarily did, blatantly anti-male films like “Waiting to Exhale” and “Thelma and Louise” are few and far between thankfully. At least the anti-male films “American Beauty” “Beautiful Girls” “Poison Ivy” all featured teenage females who were sexually interested in older males…which more or less negated the negative main messages that the men were somehow at fault for that.

    Rogers & Hammerstein plus Andrew Lloyd Weber were big friends of the American male (I with Weber recovery from prostate cancer).

    The Broadway hit “Oklahoma” taught me a major game maneuver I call “Setting up anticipation of the date”. The scene where the hero sings “When I take you out in the Surrey” put imagery and expectations into the woman’s mind that she couldn’t escape from.

    Weber’s Jesus as in “Superstar” was portrayed as an Alpha male irresistible to women (but restraining himself of course). Similarly, Weber’s Phantom was really good with command lines like “Sing for me my Angel of Music” and “It is me they hear when you sing. I’m there inside your mind”.

    One has to assume that the real Phantom was bedding the chorus girls in his spare time (tell any boys who see the play or movie that they had to cut those scenes out to pass the censors).

    The market is on our side in the long run.

    But please discuss below examples of bullshit messages from the movies…

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  210. on August 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm Wolfie

    Gil (and Jerry), the pics I linked above suggest that it was just bad photographic timing, nothing deeper.

    Not that he wasn’t fearing the bat’leth treatment when he got home, but the image itself was a fluke.

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  211. on August 3, 2010 at 2:26 pm Wolfie

    Jerry, don’t forget Guys and Dolls, which is a slightly depressing cautionary tale.

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  212. on August 3, 2010 at 11:23 pm Ampontan

    Difficult to tell from the picture, but Aso Taro at the far left is/was always well-tailored. Plenty of family money, and he likes to spend it on clothes.

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  213. on August 4, 2010 at 4:29 pm The Anti-Gnostic

    Harper and Obama are the only two who don’t look like freaks. But, to the topic at hand,

    If Obama were an alpha male, he would have emerged from the Ivy League (the effing Ivy League) with at least some fine white or quadroon arm candy. Somebody poised and attractive to grace his way to the top. From Old Money.

    What does he do? Marries a dumb, ungainly, sistah-wif-an-attitood named Michelle LaVaughn.

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  214. on August 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm bictopia

    Obama looks the best of them but look at him, Sarkozy and Berlusconi are having fun, they don’t miss the point, but, i also thought Tiger Woods was such a nerd.. who knows..

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  215. on August 5, 2010 at 8:26 am Renee

    The Anti-Gnostic,

    Why does she gotta be white 😛 ?

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  216. on August 5, 2010 at 8:29 am Renee

    And hey I think Michelle looks poised and attractive. And ungainly is the last thing that comes to mind when I think of her. But that’s just me, I’m not really looking at the way she moves that closely.

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  217. on August 5, 2010 at 8:37 am Renee

    The_King

    Idiot. To whom? Women? Most cases alphas don’t care about the needs of others. If they had good impulse control they wouldn’t cheat and flirt while in a relationship, which is a direct contradiction of what makes women tick. Hence good impulse control in certain situations aren’t desirable.

    O__o? I’m assuming you mean cheating and flirting with other women.

    I MUST be in the minority then because I couldn’t in be in a relationship with a guy who flirts and cheats with other women simply because he’s trying to be an “alpha”. I highly doubt he would like it if I did the same thing (which I wouldn’t).

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  218. on August 5, 2010 at 8:40 am Renee

    That picture is hiliarious though. And this is the first time I’ve read anything positive about Berlusconi, out of the few times I’ve read anything about it lol.

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  219. on August 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm Glengarry

    Gentlemen, do consider: Had Obama stared at that white girl’s ass, a mushroom cloud would have formed over Spelman College. I thus think nothing but nothing would draw his gaze from the horizon at this very moment.

    Also, do I spy a bit of tentative alpha-posing from the One? Too bad Sarkozy is busy with matters of greater interest.

    When it comes to the suits, I have to give it to dear old Silvio, curiously lush hair and all. The japanese guy isn’t bad either.

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  220. on August 12, 2010 at 12:20 am Ejaculation

    “Hey, a real alpha gets respect, even if one does not agree with him. ”

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  221. on September 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm Shara

    Interesting… I think the picture if pretty funny!! Obama nation!!!! NOT!!!!!!! lol

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