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Smiley-face with the tongue hanging out a nice touch. Beats Lindsay Lohan’s “Fuck You” on her fingernail in front of the judge. lololzozozl !!
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Infidel Mockery. Fatwah against you now!!!! LOL
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Who’s to say those aren’t tranny hands?
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Off topic.
Here’s a cartoon that Roissy readers might enjoy:
http://www.lonenutcomics.com/2010/08/alternative-father-figures.html
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really.
the modlist of forbidden words here
is like tickling a hot chick
who’s on the rag
MOUT
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Those are older looking hands than would belong to the sort of “hot chick” this blog advocates going after.
[Editor: I think that’s just a lighting effect. The Chateau knows what she looks like and she is young and cute.]
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she lef her pinky in sumbudys stinky lzozlzozllzlz
dat would be a nice hand 2 see wrapped aourd somethin cool zlzozllz
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dud e i like this post
where are da dfacebook liek butons?
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For your reading pleasure, I bring you a brief description of my experience last night.
My wingman and I agreed to take a neighborhood divorcée and her drunk friend to see a band. The ride was 30 minutes. The girls were in the back seat , guys up front. I’m driving. They had never met my wingman before. The divorcée is 2 weeks fresh from dumping hubbie so she can get laid, (her words). There are 2 children left in the wake of this divorce. She has relatively new fake tits, nice legs, butt, but face/skin shows the smoking and she has man-jaw. She is 39 and based on the grading scale here I would put her at a 5, most guys would do her if drunk and under right circumstances. She is a pump and dump but has not yet realized that yet. In her own mind, she is a 9.
Her friend, also 39, never married, has nice eyes, and that is it, no other redeeming features. She has a gut, arms that grow wider like a wedge as they flow to her shoulders, is extremely opinionated, stupid and LOUD. She is a 2.5 truly no better. She becomes incensed when I utter Jesus Christ at one point while talking with wingman and demands that I never say that in her presence again, that she finds it offensive. This is after I have asked her 3 times to lower her voice because its so loud its interfering with wingman’s navigation help since I’ve never been to the bar before. I refuse to apologize and finally have to tell her to shut up or I’m turning around and going home. Divorcée intercedes to shut her friend up because she is determined to go out and get laid. Again her own words.
Divorcée then draws my wingman into a conversation asking him how big his dick is. Wingman is a hybrid beta, no outward signs of cockiness at all, polite and deferential at all times, yet he’s a successful consultant and contains a firmness that belies his bland passive exterior. He is amused at first until divorcée decides to spray him with a bottle of body scent on the back of his head for some unknown reason. The girls think its funny and laugh hysterically, but wingman does not. He turns around and dryly asks her to never do that again. Divorcée is literally shocked. She has never encountered anyone who didn’t think her vagina gave her a pass to act like a 5 year old. She asks him if he’s really mad and he delivers the money shot. He said, “No, not mad as much as disappointed”. I break out laughing and she literally climbs into the front seat between us, looks him in the eyes and says, “You’re a nerd aren’t you”, in other words, hey dumbass, I have a vagina and I’m hot, you’re supposed to think anything I say and do is just awesome!! Wingman sighs and agrees that yes indeed he is a nerd. I chime in and confirm that yes, the ladies have discovered that we both are nerds and have small dicks too. She slides back to the backseat, still shocked that someone has called out her shitty behavior.
The back seat then quickly turns into a conversation between the “ladies” where they are talking to themselves but its clearly for our benefit. They begin to describe how precious and valuable an asset they are, and that we ought to be thanking out lucky stars that they agreed to go out on the town with us and that in fact, they are most certainly an upgrade from the women we normally go out with. Any man in the world knows that they are high quality ladies and if we can’t see that, then it just shows how sad and pathetic we are.
I did a u-turn at the next light and drove them home.
You are probably thinking, why on earth did you even agree to take them out. Well they are neighbors, when sober they’ve never acted like this before. I was doing it as a favor to them and thought it “might’ be fun to watch pump and dump do her thing at the bar. They clearly have something “magical’ that happens when they get drunk and go out on the town. They’ve known each other since college and I think they somehow get into a wayback machine and its 1989 again.
Moral of the story? Its even worse than any of us even imagine. We have much work to do. I will do no more favors.
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@Slammy Davis
Kudos to you for sticking up for your wingman and then driving them home.
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my 16 year-old niece and her cheer squad want to know more about this effect so I can get them into my favorite club
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glad to see you tightening up on the editing.
see, i told ya
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I’m betting you got a wide angled shot with her breasts included along with that pic
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you can’t predict the future, so you at least had to try for the ass – this is where they always mistake effort on our part as interest.
The Mating Urge is just that – a transitory state easily sated.
I’m still imbued with an obsolete sense of honor, so I personally never date divorcees if I know the husband.
You did describe to us – and yourself – a valuable lesson on the vast unexposed ugliness awaiting in these last, waning days of Western ‘Romance’
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@ Firepower
Agreed about dating the divorcée. It was not a date, though I think that was part of the underlying tension, the girls wanted it to become a double date. I had told them I was going to see a band, they begged to come along. Once we got into the car, they began acting like it was a double date. They kept throwing it out there, need to get laid, I’m getting laid tonight, how big is your dick, etc. They did not get the response they wanted which is why they didn’t really know how to react. I think alot of their behavior was this frustration. If the ride to the bar had been 10 minutes instead of 30, it may be turned out differently. They would have a whole bar full of betas to play with. But the ride was 30 minutes and that made all the difference.
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Congrats CR!
he he he
@Slammy Davis
Well see this is where ya fucked up.
When she jumped in front seat your wing should have jumped in back.
Then just do the duel blowjob action if you wanted them to shut the fuck up.
They were obviously trying to make it fun you should of both at least obliged a cock in the mouth.
You were trying to stick it to husband though weren’t ya but then got scared he he he
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Well, don’t quit your day job to be a hand model.
I think the Chateau lads should do a critique of the fat, ugly drunks of the Jersey Shore.
Reason? It’s timely. Drudge is naming them the number one rated network program. Beating out what, I don’t know.
out
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@Slammy Davis
Your female neighbor and her friend were unfortunately typical of American and British women I’ve met traveling.
They have a bizarre notion of how amusing they are and they always assume the fact that they have a pussy means they’re entitled to anything they want. I take special joy in not giving an inch to these women.
In a lineup in London 2 years ago: 3 horny women, who acted like they’d had one drink: Constantly pushing about and trying to bother a doorman to get in front of the crowd of men. They’d act a little flirty, then get frustrated, then flirty again. Then flirt with the men around them, then when the men would go in, try to go in with them. They weren’t particularly attractive maybe mid-30’s, obviously desk drones.
When they bothered the man in front of me, I turned on them, and said these words:
“You’re not special. You can wait like everyone else. Nobody wants to let you in, so stop flirting. Nobody likes you.”
They went on for about 5 minutes and tried to talk to me. They ended up waiting the full amount of time they were supposed to.
I hate useless cunts.
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””””””You are probably thinking, why on earth did you even agree to take them out. Well they are neighbors, when sober they’ve never acted like this before.”””””
I am getting a sneaking suspicion that you and your wing had pedastalized these hos. lol
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””””””You are probably thinking, why on earth did you even agree to take them out. Well they are neighbors, when sober they’ve never acted like this before.”””””
”””””’He said, “No, not mad as much as disappointed”. I break out laughing and she literally climbs into the front seat between us, looks him in the eyes and says, “You’re a nerd aren’t you”, in other words, hey dumbass, I have a vagina and I’m hot, you’re supposed to think anything I say and do is just awesome!!”””””
I am getting a sneaking suspicion that you and your wing had pedastalized these hos. lol
No she was wondering why the fuck you guys agreed to take the horny bitches out and not escalate when they were obviously trying to give it away.
You both acted like fags. You ain’t got to fuck a bitch but at least let em swallow your load I always say. Be kind to the hos. These woman were being nice in a way by making it easy on you lol Otherwise I really don’t see how you would escalate in any other situation unless it was on the thousandth date.
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@Slammy Davis
“My wingman and I agreed to take a neighborhood divorcée and her drunk friend to see a band…”
And yet you didn’t expect the performance you got. And are willing to categorize these lovelies as typical on top of it. Wow!
The pity is that somewhere there are two nice, sober, lonely women who most men would overlook who would have been much better companions.
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I knew a really cute girl with leathery hands and feet like that at the ripe age of 18. Tanning is almost as good for long-term feminine allure as tattooing.
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Yup, probably some perfectly nice girls living in the same neighbourhood. Probably actually better looking.
He missed them when he was too busy staring at fake tits and the drunk one who was so ugly surely she’d let him fuck her in the ass.
Never mind, he and his friend could have a beer and console themselves with where have the nice gals gone, then go on the interweb and whine about women.
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She has wrinkly cougar hands.
{Editor: She’s in her 20s.]
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Taking them back home was, of course, better than putting up with their shit, and for that you must be commended.
But an even better move would have been to stop the car or pull over and tell them to get the fuck out. Then watch their reaction and let them go if necessary. That’s the obvious alpha move in such a situation.
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She then creepily strokes Roissy’s chest.
Purple? Is she black or Hispanic?
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“And yet you didn’t expect the performance you got. And are willing to categorize these lovelies as typical on top of it. Wow!”
I would not categorize these lovelies as typical at all. They are definitely extreme cases when it comes to their behavior. Their over-appreciation of their looks is typical though. I never expected what I experienced in the car, and the above account is leaving out plenty. If I had known, I would NEVER have agreed for them to tag along. I’ve never interacted with them beyond neighborhood parties and cook-outs.
What I was alluding to was how their reaction to someone saying “NO, that’s unacceptable”, showed that they rarely or never are confronted for acting like idiots, in other words what’s typical, is the reaction they usually get from males, which is to play along with anything for the chance to get laid. Eat up every shit test like its ice cream. That is where the work needs to be done. If they ran into men unwilling to put up with that shit, they would have to improve their behavior.
“He missed them when he was too busy staring at fake tits and the drunk one who was so ugly surely she’d let him fuck her in the ass.”
Sorry, but the reality is that both of these women have made it perfectly clear that they were willing to put out to me in the past and I’ve made it perfectly clear that I wasn’t interested. I’m also not into butt sex. Its not appealing to me.
You’ve mistaken my intentions. My wing and I are guitar players and both in our 40s. We like to go out and see bands. If we meet some interesting women along the way, that’s cool, and this site has really helped me make those interactions better. These two lovelies made it clear they wanted to go see the band and meet guys, OTHER GUYS. I agreed because they begged and also, as I already said, thought it might be fun to watch pump and dump work the room. Her hubby knows what she’s up to, she screwed around during their entire marriage but had to do it on the down low. Ask her, she’ll tell you all about it. I mistakenly thought they might be amusing. I had no desire to fuck either of them.
“No she was wondering why the fuck you guys agreed to take the horny bitches out and not escalate when they were obviously trying to give it away. You both acted like fags. ”
Thank God for waning sex drives. I pursue it only when it makes sense and only on my terms now, unlike in my youth, when I was compelled to chase it constantly. I’m divorced and have a kid. That is my main responsibility. I like being single and have no desire to change that and make things more complicated than they already are, nice women or no nice women.
There was never an agreement or even a hint to these two that they were getting anything other than a ride to see the band. The whole thing happened quickly and by chance.
“Never mind, he and his friend could have a beer and console themselves with where have the nice gals gone, then go on the interweb and whine about women.”
You missed my point. I wouldn’t trade that night for anything. Me and the wing have been laughing about it all day. The “disappointed’ line will live in infamy in my memory. Its one of those nights I’ll never forget. Parts of it were funny at the time and its certainly funny in retrospect.
The toxic twins have been texting me apologies all day and I haven’t replied.
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”””””’The pity is that somewhere there are two nice, sober, lonely women who most men would overlook who would have been much better companions.
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You mean like the nice chicks in nyc I knew who where in love with me but were afraid of fucking. LOL
That is not nice that is stupid.
They expected way to much without giving up pussy.
Every time I went back it was the same bitches on my nuts but not wanting any nut.
Problem with nice girls is it is out of fear that once a guy fucks em he isn’t gonna like it as much as other chicks so they are gonna get left. The only problem with that theory is I am not in nyc anymore yet I am sure they still think about me. Plus guys already had them when they were younger hotter tighter. lol
No confidense in there pussy working ability or looking for a provider before even offering shit.
Nice bitches are normally whacked and stab themselves in foot.
Some professor bitch like I am tenured. I am like ok great.
But you still ain’t sucking my dick so what does that help.
Long island bitches. I guess if I would of had loot could have had decent looking prof chick on long island. But I am supposed to jump through hoops for that. She would come and hang out at my booth for hours and hours. Nice as fuck. But yea never had relationship.
Same with another of my sisters friends was pretty hot body. Had her own business. But again didn’t give up pussy. Sister like she really likes you. I am like she is not trying to fuck.
Note to nice bitches. If you never give up the pussy even though you have known a guy for over a year for occasional visits and you are obviously obsessed with the dude then you will remain single lol
Even if it was meant to be it won’t be. Rules don’t work on guy who has options and is excercising those options while you sit there pining for him.
So yea these chicks stayed single the whole time though like they were dating me lol
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This story goes back a bit. I was young and stupid and in a long term relationship with a very young woman whose goal was to “GET MARRIED”. Well the longer we went out together the more she started to get nasty especially in front of others.
My crime was not agreeing to get married until we had been together for a year (at least) and getting along.
She couldn’t make the year and I didn’t have the guts to break it off. (This was my real crime) Finally after a series of very nasty and humiliating incidents we were driving out one evening for dinner and she started in again. Finally I pulled the car off to the side of the road and slapped her face (once) and told her to shut the F@#K up. Then I drove her home and let her get out of the car all by herself and drove off. It’s the only time I ever slapped a woman.
Yes, we went out again and for several weeks she was very nice but remote. Then I went hiking in the mountains for several weeks and by the time I got back she had decided to break it off. “We can be friends,” she said.
“I already have enough friends,” I answered and even though I had invested about 10 months in this nightmare I realized that it was time to let go.
She would call me now and then “because we were friends” and tell me about other guys she was beginning to date. After a few times I told her not to call again.
She called one last time and started to tell me about her last date. I interrupted her. “Didn’t I tell you not to call again?”
She started to say something but I never let her finish it. I hung up the phone and never heard from her again.
That changed everything for me. That’s was beginning of my “gaming” period that lasted for almost ten years until I got married.
I got laid a great deal and went through girls like they were fungible (and maybe many of them were). I collected so many phone numbers my sock drawer was littered with them.
Approaching a woman became no issue. Either did rejection. I just wasn’t fixated on the things that stop most guys. I really didn’t care.
To this day I am surprised I actually ever got married. I wasn’t on that path at all but my wife was and continues to be a very unique woman.
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””””””Thank God for waning sex drives. I pursue it only when it makes sense and only on my terms now, unlike in my youth, when I was compelled to chase it constantly. I’m divorced and have a kid. That is my main responsibility. I like being single and have no desire to change that and make things more complicated than they already are, nice women or no nice women. ””””’
Ok it is starting to become clear.
Nice girls and guys are people without sex drives they just want to hang out.
Ok I kind of get it now I think.
So really I was having a threesom with those chicks because all they wanted out of a guy was what I gave them lol
So really that is just key to game right. Just to cut back on the nice you give em to get em to give the sex. But then always have some on side to take care of yourself if you actually have a libido. Don’t pine for a nice chick to exclusion of others because she can last forever not giving up pussy and be getting all the satisfaction she needs from you beta pining. Yea I think that is it.
But then once nice chick gives up booty you can tell if she like sex or not and be able to add her to your group after making her pass some tests.
But really just being honest and being like I am fucking other chicks puts the nice girl in a precarious position because now she knows you are getting that pussy already and will be scared of losing the benefit of your company so will also give up pussy to you.
Interesting.
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@Son of Slammy
I would not categorize these lovelies as typical at all. They are definitely extreme cases when it comes to their behavior. Their over-appreciation of their looks is typical though
Glad to hear it. I agree that their behavior was way over the top, thought I’m not surprised that one of them was drunk. They are definitely extreme cases when it comes to their behavior. Their over-appreciation of their looks is, IMHO due to the premium our society places on looks. You’ll notice, for example, this blog has no rating system for women’s personalities, intelligence, etc.
[Editor: That is a lie.
3. What is your IQ? (This relates tangentially to your ability to connect emotionally with a man.)
Under 85: -1 point
85 to 100: 0 points
101 to 120: +1 point
121 to 145: 0 points
Over 145: -1 point
24. You frequently wear sexy lingerie, even when not prepping for a hot date.
Yes: +1 point
Special occasions only: 0 points
Never. Ripped and stained comfy granny panties only: -1 point
25. When someone gets hurt you are the first to ask if they are OK and to deliver aid if needed.
Almost always: +1 point
Occasionally: 0 points
Almost never: -1 point
26. You are highly competitive and often play co-ed team sports.
Yes, and I will throw an elbow if necessary. My shelf is filled with trophies: -1 point
I like to exercise on nice days with one on one sports like tennis: +1 point
I’m competitive with other girls, but not guys: 0 points
27. When a guy approaches you in a bar, regardless of your attraction for him, you:
Smile and look at him: +1 point
Pretend like you don’t notice him coming: 0 points
Frown and tell him you’re talking to your friends before he even gets a chance to say Hi: -1 point
28. On a first date the check arrives for dinner and drinks. You:
Offer to split the check or even pay in full: +1 point
Smile and thank the guy when he pays for the check: 0 points
Forget to thank him after he pays for your ungrateful ass: -1 point]
Under the circumstances you describe–two women going out trolling for pick-ups–they certainly wouldn’t have said, “Our looks are mediocre, but we hope that someone will love us for our souls.” It would be like a football pep game in the locker room before the big game where the team admitted it wasn’t very good. You need some bravado before you dive in.
Anyway, you seem like a nice enough guy, so all the best.
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Off-topic but amazing:
“Russia in color, a century ago
With images from southern and central Russia in the news lately due to extensive wildfires, I thought it would be interesting to look back in time with this extraordinary collection of color photographs taken between 1909 and 1912. In those years, photographer Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii (1863-1944) undertook a photographic survey of the Russian Empire with the support of Tsar Nicholas II. He used a specialized camera to capture three black and white images in fairly quick succession, using red, green and blue filters, allowing them to later be recombined and projected with filtered lanterns to show near true color images. The high quality of the images, combined with the bright colors, make it difficult for viewers to believe that they are looking 100 years back in time – when these photographs were taken, neither the Russian Revolution nor World War I had yet begun. Collected here are a few of the hundreds of color images made available by the Library of Congress, which purchased the original glass plates back in 1948. ”
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/08/russia_in_color_a_century_ago.html
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@Chad Buffington
They are indeed amazing. Thank you for the link.
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So does this mean the reader mailbag is back open? Meaning if we unfortunately sent our first email ever (no pictures) days before the incident, we can still expect a reply? Thanks if you respond.
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Ok, she took a picture. Did she forget to ask a question?
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*chic noir puts on flea colar*
It’s about to get catty fellas.
push back your cuticles with an orange stick honey before you apply any type of bright nail polish. use keilhs ultimate strength hand cream and use Bliss overnight gloves if you wash your hands often.
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but could this, too, be taken as a cat’s-paw breach?
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Some lads there are, ’tis shame to say,
That only court to thieve,
And once they bear the bloom away
‘Tis little enough they leave.
Then keep your heart for men like me
And safe from trustless chaps.
My love is true and all for you.
“Perhaps, young man, perhaps.”
Oh, look in my eyes then, can you doubt?
— Why, ’tis a mile from town.
How green the grass is all about!
We might as well sit down.
— Ah, life, what is it but a flower?
Why must true lovers sigh?
Be kind, have pity, my own, my pretty, —
“Good-bye, young man, good-bye.”
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you sure it’s a chick? Mystery wears nail polish too.
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the digit ratio seems like almost 1.0 or so .. would suspect this to be a moderate testosterone high estrogen chick .. i predict big breasts and a .8 w/h ratio .. partner count will be < 10 .. face will be more round than narrow .. disposition is of a cheerful energentic kind as opposed to a melancholic one .. skin tone indicates some exotic mixture .. I cannot guess the age other than to say its 27- 35 .. I am guessing this chick rates a 7 or even an 7.5 at her best…
[Editor: Your predictions in order, starting with moderate test/high estrogen prediction:
probably right.
wrong.
wrong.
probably right.
wrong.
right.
right.
mostly right (mid to late 20s).
7.5 is accurate.]
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it could also be an androgynous males’ hands …
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“She has wrinkly cougar hands.
{Editor: She’s in her 20s.]”
Damn, has she worked in a lye factory since she was 12?
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Isn’t that Mystery?
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http://www.antifeministtech.info/2010/06/reptile-alien-saturday/
“Not to be outdone Greatbooksformen expanded his trolling repertoire to include this obsession with bizarre sex. Read what he wrote at Roissy’s blog:
when you hold a fiat dollar and look at it
real close now
look relaly relaly clcose
can you see the ifat funded cock sliding in and out of the girls’ ass behind teh pyramid? lzozlzllzlzlzl
i swear to good it is there and if you can’t see it you can smell it lzozlzlozlzl
This is a solid trolling job here since I’m sure the Henry Makows of the world see these sorts of things when looking at the a dollar bill. I’m sure they see it on everything else too. I tried looking at a dollar bill to find this but I couldn’t. I wouldn’t expect to since I can’t dream up the most bizarre sexual crap there is.”
lzozozozlozzlozlzlzzozzll !!!!
lzozlozzloolzlzozlzolzozlzlzllzlzlz !!
the hand in the picture above was behind the pyramid with me lzozlzlzlzozozoz and i know where the pinky is zlzolzzlzllzlzoozl
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Good on you, anonymous girl. The Chateau girls are good ones.
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I have to agree with Slammy. Those bitches were nuts.
Among musicians, artists, and writers, some of whom have experienced psychadellics or psychadellic moments, there’s a kind of understanding. We’ve done some wild shit in our lifetimes, but we’re polite to one another…not even on purpose. It’s a kind of coolness.
These girls, like most females we associate with, are more hangers on. They’re not really participants in the culture, just on the periphery, so they didn’t get it. They behaved like cruel schoolchildren, who are the kind of people we try to stay away from.
A hot chick with a shitty attitude is a downer. A non hot chick who is loud and rude is what some of us call a total loss. Some of the less friendly call it scorched earth.
I’d have stopped the car and kicked them out.
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Something about that hand gives me the willys, it reminds me of a John Waters movie.
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Yeah, Mystery and many more wear black nail polish***We adore it. Stand alone blue, pretty pink, black, silver, prism colors, maybe a traditional fuschia look. We like our nails.
I will discuss the matter with a few extroverts and see if this intro can have citizen renegade written across my chest while wearing a bra. We shall see. It could be good for the whole “moving outta shyness and into un-shyness”. I would require brutal evaluation though.
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If you take framing into perspective the girl in the pic actually has little dainty hands – meaning she has cute hands.
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Nice ditty @ Slammy Davis @ 2:46pm. Peripheral pussy tends to bring itself to market overpriced, overrated, overused and under-cared for especially when it’s frequently embibed with alcohol and that’s not even mentioning all the dreaded latent defects like STDs, AIDS, jagged Venus Fly Trap-like vaginal teeth-jaws and whatnot. Beware.
But isn’t it strange that when you treat dem chix like shizen they just love you to death? The school of Hard Knocks pointed me towards the aloof, almost ne’er-be-damned approach hence my eloping with a gorgeous 16-year old Swiss ballet dancer from Catholic Convent a few years back became effortless only because, as a responsibly-minded, conscientious (and at the time) 40-year old I really didn’t want to go there.
Alas.
We did wrap it up a few months later though, sadly. Daddy owned a gun.
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Wingmen? Never! Solo.
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Can Roissy come back from Vacay, this blog is becoming a disaster and how.
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Very few people have photogenic hands. That’s why the occupation “hand model” exists.
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its good to know i can have another shot at glory
once my penis model days
are over
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a photo like this one is cute alright, but would not serve for verification purpose. it’s hard to match a hand with a face. when they are not shown in one picture.
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