Throbbing Gristle describes what he’d do to Jessica Valenti, Slut Apologist:
Can I be the first to admit I would give quite a lot to grudge-fuck Valenti. She’s crying out to be ballgagged, trussed and put to the mighty Frothomir. Again and again and again. Then booted out on the street with but a tattered rag to cover her shame.
Consensually, of course.
Doubleplusvenality if her husband sits in a corner watching the debauchment and quietly sobbing as he pokes glumly at his limp noodle with a crabbed finger.
First?
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This would be worth a lot.
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It wouldn’t be worth the risk of STD’s.
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I’d ballgag it.
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Do you think she would or wouldn’t realistically let you do that for a million dollars?
he he he
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She’s too old.
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She’s ugly, too.
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She’s probably got Vagina dentata.
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throbbing gristle was a really annoying band
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hahahaha. this post is a keeper. bookmarkin it. when I feel sadistic, which is daily, I’ll refer to it.
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She’s horrible looking.
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Nailed it again,
“he pokes glumly at his limp noodle with a crabbed finger.”
I dd picture the poor beta bastard husband solemnly stroking his silly beard with his other hand as he contemplates the fruit of his sad cuckold fantasy, Throbbing Gristle’s and “his” new bastard son.
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Ha ha ha! This woman’s marriage and divorce is going to destroy her credibility. Trust me, this thing is gonna go BAD!
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Grudge fuck what looks like a post op tranny? What a post to lead into the subsequent bristle lips post!
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How can that be the comment of the week? Is he blind, stupid or mentally challenged?
How about this for comment of the week: I’d screw David Alexander before letting Jessica Valenti use my toilet.
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The problem with grudge-fucking her is essentially that you have to fuck her.
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Dude,
I just googled this chick and we have the same jawline.
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This chick needs to be beaten. And then she has to beg for it. Then I’d let her sniff it.
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Not only was she ugly with long hair. She’s practically manish now with shorter hair.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/magazine/15fob-q4-t.html?_r=1
“The rape jokes on ‘‘Family Guy’’ make me nauseous. About three years ago, Lakshmi Chaudhry wrote this great piece called ‘‘Men Growing Up to Be Boys.’’ It’s about how the new model of masculinity is perpetual adolescence. ”
Which is pushed by women to keep men in line. Way to know your ideology, dumbass.
“We’re trying to cut that out as well. There’s something really terrible about having your BlackBerry next to your bed or having your laptop in the living room when you’re talking to someone. The biggest source of stress in my life is the screen, the blogging.”
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BLOGGING, moron.
This woman talks like a psychopath with all the contractions in the same paragraph. Ted Bundy couldn’t do it better.
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You’re right about her looking mannish. And here I thought the worst was those damn armpits. She’s pulling the marriage bait and switch on whatever poor bastard married her.
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“Maybe the screen will be the great oppressor of women in the 21st century.
Yes, it’s the liberator and the oppressor. It has freed us up to do amazing things, but you’re tied to the computer.
Because it extends the workday to all hours?
Also, when someone criticizes you in a newspaper, you can throw it away; when someone harasses you on the street, you can walk by them; but when someone writes something terrible about you online…
You learn to ignore it. Look at Hillary Clinton. So much verbal poison has been thrown at her, and she just keeps moving forward.
I’m in awe of her, but online harassment is going to be a huge issue in the future. ”
Lol. One would not have much difficulty in pushing her buttons.
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the sad part is that you people don’t realize these are the correct instructions for fucking an awesome girl you love.
how ironic, that you would save what the grlz really want, for the grls you don’t want
shame, shame
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…Comment of The Month
cap’n bob
She’s probably got Vagina dentata.
wow… she looks exactly like meg griffin now.
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hopefully the gristle song ‘a nod and a wank’ would be playing in the background if this were to occur. set the scene, kind of deal…
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how oddly appropriate, the modern world has devoted so much time to creating Meg Griffin anime porn.
A cure for h1n1 cannot be far behind.
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wtf dana,
Throbbing Gristle was an innovative and interesting band.
Now Boyd Rice/NON on the other hand…
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