The reader who sent this in wrote:
It’s kind of amazing how much one image can totally capture everything that is wrong with wedding culture and how warped the meaning of the institution has become.
I thought it might be useful for your readership to see, and perhaps if a few were dating chicks with this kind of ring idolatry (and other similar, unsavory tendencies) they might sharpen up their game a bit before they, too, were rendered faceless.
Can you name all the ways this photo is a metaphor for the crumbling state of modern marriage? There are at least four emblematic American woman plagues that are apparent to the trained eye.
Entitlement, matrealism, pedestialisation and fatness?
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She’s fat with jelly rolls. That trumps all other plagues for me.
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1) Fat. Beats all the others.
2) Ring. Marriage as status in itself = Revolting Whore.
3) Obscuring male; he is irrelevant. Ring is paramount. Man is nothing but a cipher; a social construct for female consumption.
4) ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
Who cares about her fiance’s face, indeed, as she notes. Not her. Even in jest, it illustrates exactly what he’s purchasing.
I would add
5) Acquiescing Male.
How sad for us.
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She’s got more rolls on her than a cop convention.
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im interested to see, BASED PURELY ON WHAT WE CAN SEE OF HER PHYSICAL FEATURES, where would most males on this blog rate this chick on our all time favorite 1-10 scale???
just curiously
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Old, fat, lawyer cunt and nails clearly indicating slutiness?
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He’s dressed like a waiter, she’s dressed like a widow.
The best possible back story for this photo: He’s the lesser alpha waiter she was cheating on her husband with, and she is ecstatic that he popped the question at the husband’s funeral, which he was catering.
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#1 The ring covering his face could symbolize materialism, or the fact that she’s so old and desperate for commitment from a man, any man, that it doesn’t matter who he is.
#2 His hand wedged between rolls of stomach fat. It’s only going to get worse.
#3 The waitress in the back is expressing her doubts – it’s like she senses what’s in store for him.
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To the guys credit, she is at least a little bit feminine; her nails are painted (feminine), her hair is at least shoulder length.
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she’s got the status of locking him down, note “FIANCE” in all caps….but who the FIANCE is doesn’t matter enough to attach the human element of a face.
sad.
but honestly…a chick this blatant, there were clearly red flags before he popped the questions.
he dug his grave, ignored the evidence screaming shrilly at us every day in this culture/society…so now he must tow that fuckin’ road.
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Even though you can’t see the guy’s whole face, you can tell by the barely visible formation of his lips and area around his mouth that he is thinking, a) damn she weighs too much, and b) I have made a terrible, terrible mistake.
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look at the smile on the guy’s face. i wonder how happy he really feels
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Beyond the foreground, my four:
1) She has badly thinning hair.
2) Something else is wrong with her hair, but I’m too straight to figure it out. It’s not the soccer-mom bob, which can be pleasantly MILFy. Sum it up as “the wrong things done about the bad hair”.
3) She may have a pleasingly feminine BMI of 23-24 or she might be fat: I can’t tell. But it’s very obvious that her clothes don’t fit at all.
4) I smell a pantsuit.
Something’s wrong with those nails, too, but whatever it is, it’s not a plague.
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Guy is irrelevant
Fatass
Ring is a trophy
She’s wearing man clothes
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1. She cares so much about the ring. Materialism.
2. She’s got her hand in front of his face, and he’s smiling as she does it. This is her dominating.
3. From the fact that she’s brandishing the ring, I’m betting it’s a woman taking the photo. So she cares more about her social status with other women than her fiance. Plus, the other woman is taking a photo of it. This is the sisterhood co-opting marriage.
4. The misshapen hag grimacing in the background, like one of the Wyrd Sisters in Macbeth or something, cursing the couple. This is more ephemeral, but I think that when a fundamental institution falls apart, you should expect to see horses eating each other and so forth. I guess it falls under apocalyptic symbolism.
I think the “fatness” is not an issue. This isn’t a girl who’s got married then let herself go. The man knows what he’s getting.
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1) Ugly Woman (Fat + Old)
2) Jealous woman in the back
3) Beta provider fiance (Expensive ring gets more recognition/whoring on facebook than he does).
4) The Beta’s right arm extends because he is the one taking the picture. He is grateful for taking a picture with her even though his whole face is covered.
As a bonus
5) He should break off the engagement as soon as he sees the picture up on facebook, but my guess he won’t.
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He’s wearing white, she’s wearing black.
Johnny Cash weeps. Trent Reznor too.
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yeah, but he’s grabbing that roll like there is no tomorrow (prob cause there isnt…)
Do I see a teeth-bearing smile by beta-hubby?? He is just as excited as she is!! Good lord…
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Fucking awesome fucking picture; it is as good as that one with the fat kid offering a flower to Megan Fox – as she detachedly hurries past.
Even better: Both groom and bride are balding.
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“Engagement rings: Because there’s no wrong way to waste thousands of dollars”
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1. HE is wearing white and she is wearing black. Like the oppposite of bride and groom.Basically she wears the pants.
2. The Narcissm of only showing her face.
3.Showing the ring instead of his face. It shows that getting married is more important to a lot of women than actually the person they are marrying.
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It that her leg behind him to right?
She seems flexible anyway lol
The face palm is bullshit but she does seem to be attached to him anyway.
Two arms touching him.
Cheek touching him.
Tit lodged in his chest.
She has game.
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I had the same initial reaction to the rolls, but come on. Any chance she’s just really excited to land a guy? She seems plain enough. In an alternative narrative, her hand blocked her F’s face in an instant during a flurry of photos, this one is humorous enough to get a caption.
I am trying to decipher the smile. Is she seeking approval or is she genuinely happy? On closer inspection, it’s like she has her own look of horror on her face.
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Her one eye that is visable has a red alcholic quality to it. She looks like she has a glow on. Imagine what she will turn into at 40, or god forbid 50.
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I’ll be filing her divorce papers in 10 years. Gotta get that child support and alimony. Banking on people’s stupidity and sorrow is so American.
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Askjoe: the look of horror means she thinks she’s “settling”.
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Selfish, Fat, Materialistic and Past Her Prime (probably meaning she was on the cock carousel).
@askjoe- I agree- it is very hard to gauge exactly what is happening from a picture. She could be a total sweetheart, but I reckon she falls within the Gaussian, as do most white American women.
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Oh! And he did it in public!! The shame!!!!!
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1. She’s fat and too old for a wedding ring, and shoving it in his face
2. Guy is a loser for smiling while she showes his converted labour in his face and being there
3. The hand around the waist is a pariculatly sad gesture. How can you make something so pure so profane? Holding your hand carefully around the deliciously curved and bouncy, trim estrogenic waistline of a sexy 22 year old is like feeing a divine creation with your earthly hands. It’s enough to make even the most cynical heterosexual man happy if the girl has a mug you can look at, albeit maybe only for a while. The man on the picture looks like he’s trying to wedge a finger in there to keep her michelin rings in place.
4. You can have a glass of wine but not a joint. I guess it’s better for everyone to keep those guys in prison, huh.
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Last one, the guy isn’t faring too well either in the looks dept. His neck appears to be eating his chin. Goofy smile. Odd hairline (plugs?).
I like the older woman in the back thinking “you’re fucked buddy.”
To those dissing the manicure- that is actually a good sign that she takes care of herself.
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Dream puppy, on the manicure: yeah but it’s ugly. Like the rest of her grooming, it’s present-but-unpleasant.
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Firepower said…
“Even better: Both groom and bride are balding.”
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She has a hair partition, you idiot.
Poor Firepower doesn’t know much about women.
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@Retard,
I dunno, that is a pretty thick part she has. A lot of women’s hair thins out as they age- I saw it a lot in Asia.
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@P that’s a great way of putting it. You can tell she tries, but she has taken a page from the Kate Gosselin book of style.
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She’s an out of shape hag. Check out the rolls. Also, it looks like he literally can’t handle the burden of her mega ass on his lap. They will tip over if the pic isn’t snapped soon.
Her hairstyle is indicative of office culture. Probably a D-girl at some ad agency or something, or a legal secretary/lawyer. A glorified, empowered, independent secretary is my guess.
Looks like HE has taken her out to stuff her face. Probably with fried calamari, chicken wings, beer and other body busting snacks for his heifer. I would say wine, but she probably couldn’t pick out a decent bottle if there were a gun to her head. Same goes for him.
Obviously, she doesn’t respect him because she’s covering his face. Probably after he picked up the cheque. She’s entitled and he’s a pushover. If I was in his shoes I would have bitten her hand off. No joke.
She’s old and this guy is the chump who’s gonna wife her up and proudly sashay her dumb ass all around the town square. Even without seeing his face, I bet he probably couldn’t do any better.
The lady in white in the back is smirking. A bit older than these two, so she probably senses that something is amiss but since she’s a woman she can’t articulate it. I bet she’s really happy for the two of them though. Still, doesn’t look like her cup of tea.
She paints her nails pink as an ode to her (in)glorious, slutty, drunken, club girl, promiscuous past. A signal to any dumpster diving alpha that she’s still game for a porking in the backseat of a car or a urine stained back alley after happy hour.
Look how closely he hugs her. Deep down he knows she could be “borrowed” from him by the next stud who deigns to dump some DNA in whatever orifice he sees fit. He’s not letting this prize pig go without a “fight”.
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All four in descending order:
Me, me, me and finally, it’s all about me.
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Sad thing is that he probably thinks he’s won the game of life. He’s been fooled to think he’s lucky to have met such a great girl that would be willing to marry him.
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@dream puppy you are dead on with White American Women. Black, Asian or Latin women would NEVER do that.
A women getting a ring is their way validating their; sex, looks, personality, character, social status, womanhood, and family.
When a woman turns down a marriage proposal, she is basically saying “I can do better, and I will as soon as I finish using you for my needs.”
And this is a generational crisis, ever notice how older women tend to shun younger females and cast nothing but disdain in their direction. Its because in their time a woman was the definition of a woman, today we grow up with a hybridized female-male bastard. That’s why women complain about these double standards that have existed since civilizations arose. Females now want to be men while enjoying the benefits of having a pussy.
Honestly I believe that it is much easier to game women today than it was 80 yrs ago.
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I can’t believe no one’s addressed this – but in this day and age can you think of a more fitting embodiment of every destructive, soul-crushing characteristic of the female mind than the designer purse?
I mean, a ring is right up there. But at least a ring still carries with it some small residue of commitment to the building block of the family unit – marriage. Purses, on the other hand, are a no holds barred, no nonsense tribute to greed, narcissism, competition, pride…god, every adjective you can think of pretty much. That gigantic, cheaply sewn, obnoxious-as-hell $2000 Louis Vuitton sack slung over that princess’s bulimic arm is bulging with pieces of every vice that’s brought our crumbling society to this point:
Overextending into massive debt to keep up with the SWPLs around you? Check. Garish piece of trash in full view, guaranteed to attract the attention of everyone around you? Check. Putting your foot on the throat of some other poor femtard who can’t afford the same level of masturbatory spectacle that you can? Check. Idiotic female decision to piss away good money on a shoddily manufactured and useless status symbol? Check. The hollowed out ballsack of the beta dad/husband/boyfriend who caved to your request for this tribute to your rotten, bloated ego? Check. Am I missing anything?
A piece of advice to you single guys out there – if you happen upon a gang of Gucci/Chloe/Fendi/etc. carrying SWPL cuntbags – run. RUN…LIKE…HELL.
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But seriously, the top 4 have to be the girl (overweight, past her prime), the man (name your personal list), the ring (comment redundant), and the older waitress (seen them all come and go over the years, and this couple is pretty dubious)
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@T
I don’t see a purse in this pic. But it goes without saying that she definitely has a few.
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If you see ANY white/scalp in hair-part of women <30, she will be bald….
Check out women in 40-50s who hair is a transparent ball / white afro of hair spray….they looked like her
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I think you guys are misreading this pic. The guy in question is really their waiter. She’ll bring the movies.
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@SN2 – its a little off topic, sorry. Just thought it should be addressed. Seems like an epidemic to me – can’t believe no one’s commented or written a post about it. But I guess most of what women own is just trophies anyways, so why call out rings and purses?
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If you have a woman who has seen sex in the city and you had long term plans cancel that shit.
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@T
True. If she doesn’t currently own a Louis purse, she is currently coveting one.
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@T
True. If she doesn’t currently own a Louis purse, she is currently coveting one.
Forgot to type my name.
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Fat swirling rolls
Diamond thigmotropism
Manly sartorial abomination
Propped on a pedestal
What a depressing display of frump and schlump. They look like someone dumped out a dirty laundry bag.
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All I see is another woman who would describe herself as compassionate, nurturing, loving, caring, green etc while supporting an industry that causes and capitalizes on war, exploitation, slavery etc.
Are these idiots just naturally incapable of recognizing the hypocrisy that permeates their existence?
Men are expected to ration 3 months salary that they may present these creatures with a shiny rock? How many other men need to kill and die in places like Sierra Leone to appease these freaks?
You would think ‘enlightened’ feminists would have spoken out on this by now. The fact that they don’t give a feminist fuck speaks volumes about their true nature as females.
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“past her prime”? I don’t see her passing on prime rib.
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1) Narcissism.
2) Materialism.
3) Pathetic beta male.
4) Public humiliation of said pathetic beta male.
I’d say a possible fifth is the likely pedestalization of this woman, but you can’t tell from the photo.
I don’t care what anyone says, that girl is not fat or ugly. That roll at her midsection is just the coat. She’s a 6.5—and probably 7.5 or so dolled up.
I’d pump ‘n’ dump her.
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Don’t marry.
Depending on your age and personality, that’s not to say don’t ever mutually commit to a woman. But do it by living together “first” if you’re at that stage.
Then just never agree to marry. If she eventually after several years leaves you over it, so be it. Then pickup and date around some more and find another girl.
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@dragnet
you’re crazy dude. she’s borderline omega. she MIGHT be a 4 – dolled up for 2 hours for a night out. rolling out of bed in the morning she’s prob a 1-2.
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How can there be anything wrong with this photo
— Lucky guy, she can carry him after the wedding
— forget about the bride putting on weight – she already weighs more than him (nice rolls babe)
— At least he doesnt have to return the ring…
— She looks good in black and him in white…..wait…
— you know shes got bigger balls than him cause shes got some man hands (also VERY feminine nails,oh and did I to mention the HIGHLY feminine jawline ;))
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The ostentatious display of the ring, accidentally occluding the sperm- and status-vehicle, is cheap and crude, obviously.
Does no one else feel a little pang of pity for both of them? There’s a frantic desperation in her eyes that belies animal fear.
Must remind myself of her probable past whoredom to assuage feelings of weak and benighted pity.
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I know you all secretly WANT her!! wowoowow!! You alll wish you can be captured between her rolls of fat and run your fingers through her soft thinning hair and lick those polished fingers and buy her another ring just because she’s soooooo sweet! Just admit it!
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This is what I see:
1) She is worshiping the ring like Smeagol
2) The man being made irrelevant by having his face covered up.
3) She is latched on to her property like an alien parasite.
4) She overestimates her true market value (she is fat and also not THAT hot).
5) Her arms appear to be bigger than his arms. His is not built all that masculine. In fact, I will opine that his face is more feminized than hers
6)In the background I will guess that the lady is giving an approving look at the very least. Also, note how she is standing more dominant and how, across the table, you can see what appears to be a males legs and how feminine they are held together.
7)Her photo comment is very narcissistic and shows she does not really care about him. He is a means to an ends and so she is a narcissistic sociopath.
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1. Cheap Fern bar location
2. No visible booze except a cheap glass of merlot
3. Non-smoking location
4. Where is the blow?
– MPM
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@ T
I can’t tell if you’re full of it or what. Here’s the complete scale, to recap:
1=monstrous
2=hideous
3=ugly
4=homely
5=plain
6=okay
7=nice
8=hot
9=stunning
10=goddess
Maybe a 6.5 is a bit generous (I’m in a good mood today) but there is simply no way she’s only a 4 dolled up. She’s plain/average and then dolled up she’s probably cute.
If her actions in this photo are all we have to judge this girl on, then she has plenty of flaws. But her looks aren’t really one of them.
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What said”
“I know you all secretly WANT her!! wowoowow!! You alll wish you can be captured between her rolls of fat and run your fingers through her soft thinning hair and lick those polished fingers and buy her another ring just because she’s soooooo sweet! Just admit it!”
Shhhh! Stop talking like that, it might make Obsidian come back!
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a picture really is worth a thousand words, eh?
Why so much hate for this chick? I say it’s not that big of a rock, she’s happier for what it symbolizes. It’s a toss up as to her weight because of her posture. Let’s turn this into a happy story and say she’s a 6.5 and the dude’s a 5 who’s been able to score above his league thanks to … dun dun dunnnn …. game.
As for the white/black thing, men wear white shirts. Black is slimming, which is why the ladies wear black dresses.
The look on her face could go either way from absolute giddiness to “OMG, how did my life end up this way.” That facial expression with the face blocking seems like…what? a joke, an accident, or her lost in herself? I see a lot but her body is against him, she’s in the moment.
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I’m not sure about the fat problem, it’s hard to see under those clothes. But one has to be “cougar”. I can’t see the man’s face, but he looks quite a bit younger than his worn-out midlife-crisis wife (yes, she’s pretty enough, a 6 maybe, but she does look a lot older).
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Christ, it’s probably one of many pictures taken right after the proposal. It looks like there’s a jacket on the chair, so he’s wearing black as well. They may work in the same area. I just don’t see the conniving glint you guys are picking up on.
Her photo comment is very narcissistic and shows she does not really care about him.
Seriously? You can’t pick up on the clearly self-deprecating joke? Not even the feminazis are this humorless. Man, lighten up, Francis.
Look, the pair seem to be in the same social class and are well matched for looks. There are a lot worse marriages out there. I wish them well.
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fat
like all fatties, she kept wearing her black coat even when inside the restaurant so her fatness could be hidden.
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@dragnet
maybe a 5? look at the bags under her eye(s)! and that roll is for real – that jacket is tight.
look – how many attractive girls do you know that get that STOKED about marrying a DORK? how many attractive girls do you know who go to that much trouble to cover every…inch of their bodies with clothing? how many attractive girls do you know who would even go to the trouble of posting this pic? Bangable girls know they’re bangable – they don’t have to leap onto FB and advertise that some schlub with hairplugs is using them as a jizz receptacle until death do they part.
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She’s a 4.5 at best. Between homely and plain (If she were skinny).
Since she’s a plumper, her score gets knocked down to a 4.
There’s no way, that after reading this blog for so long (and others like it) I could justify giving her any more than that.
WTF happened to her eyebrows?
Also, I don’t care what anyone says: Those are rolls of fat. Imagine what she looks like wearing a non-slimming colour like white. Jesus.
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the pair seem to be in the same social class and are well matched for looks. There are a lot worse marriages out there. I wish them well.
true.
But that makes him exceptionally vulnerable to divorce theft. Their home is hers, no matter how much of his previously accumulated wealth was put on it and how much of his income was diverted to it.
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hey if dream puppy and biliousvanilla even agree with me, whence can i go wrong.
Plus – i don’t mind – the one thing i havent had is a bald chick. i’d kind of like to fuck one
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But that makes him exceptionally vulnerable to divorce theft.
That depends on some variables. In my state, you slice the property accumulated during the marriage down the middle, so she’d get the house, but would have to pay him his half of the balance put in. There’d be no alimony here, too. Kids would throw this off, but I think that time is either passing quickly, if not already gone.
I’d be they won’t get divorced. She doesn’t look like a three-time divorcee. I don’t think she’s likely to leave him. Really, this is the last train to Clarksville for her, and I think she knows it. Assuming he doesn’t turn into a spineless puddle, they’ll be okay.
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@ T, dragnet
Any post with a picture of a non-ugly girl at CR should have this link appended to it:
http://www.inmalafide.com/2009/10/27/no-your-standards-are-not-that-high/
There is nothing visibly wrong with the girl in this post. She may be fat, but it’s impossible to tell because she’s wearing heavy clothing. We can only see half her face, but from what I can see, there’s nothing strikingly beautiful or hideous. She seems like a standard plain jane 5. Anyone who says she’s below a 4 is bloviating.
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OH STOP THE WEDDING:
Perhaps its the shirt or coat (?) – fat
{However, she should have a fuller face w/ a budding double chin but does not could be camera angle}
Perhaps its the angle of the pic – manjaw
ME, me, me that marriage is about ME – the female is on her queen bee pedastal –
Perhaps they are just super young at heart and all excited about everything like a moment in a flash but he is nothing but a servant with a wallet –
The boy (man) looks on totally out of control of the situation meaning he accepts she is predominant – (insert the F word and I mean feminism)
RUN, BOY, RUN!
Regular culture, like the average intel gang on facebook celebrate this kind of asskissery like its normal and cute. It is not, woe unto us for Post America is a lazy, foolish, emotional bunch of softies.
This poor boy could ID a SEGA and but fail to ID a saiga. We are so screwed.
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@ T
After examining the photo more closely, it seems plausible to me that she may be a bit chunky. If you examine the right hand of the fiance as it curls around her, the hand is exerting pressure on the belly roll. If the roll were just the extra space in her coat, it would collapse under the pressure of his grip. However, the roll remains fairly taut, indicating that there is indeed flesh undergirding it. For me, this doesn’t change my assessment of her. She has an okay face (5.5 – 6) and some extra weight. I still submit that these really aren’t her major flaws. It’s obvious that what she’s doing in the photo is far more egregious than her rolls. This is especially true for me, as I don’t particularly mind a girl who’s got 5-10 extra pounds as long as she’s not a narcissistic materialist capable of ass-raping me in divorce/family court. Really.
And it’s quite possible she’s stoked about marrying this pathetic beta because she’s in her early 30s and excited about nailing down some poor chump before her cock-shot clock ran out.
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@Polichinello
How’s your fat girl? Lose your watch yet?
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The woman in the background has a look on her face that says, “Yep, another young couple headed straight for the crapper. I give it three years.”
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@ Cauthon
The voice of reason.
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LOL, look at the rolls on that bitch.
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“Seriously? You can’t pick up on the clearly self-deprecating joke?”
Yes, seriously. Haven’t you heard? A thousand truths are told in jest.
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I know a picture is worth a thousand words, but in this case, just the girl’s 10 words describing this picture are sufficient.
This is an example of the truth said in jest. She really doesn’t care about the fiance, only that 1) she has a ring, 2) someone who will marry her, 3) her upcoming nuptials.
The fact that she may or may not be chunky or whatever is irrelevant. Would it really be better if she looked like a super model, all other things being equal? Like many women, she’s excited about *getting* married, not *being* married.
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…giving glowing endorsement.
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This is exactly how i see marriage, a role play for people who wants to show off, be something. I don’t believe that you have to go to church to pronounce your life partner and on top make empty promises, I could commit without all this.
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I would guess that the man is not her fiance but is a waiter in the restaurant. Which would explain why he is wearing a white shirt, completely buttoned up. Probably he’s gay.
I agree it’s impossible to tell if she is fat or not from the photo.
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1. Fat Gut
2. Fat Cheeks
3. Fat Upper Arms
4. Man Hands
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She’s a cow.
She’s on his lap crushing the beta.
She’s ugly.
She’s anything but humble.
I fucking hate women who give women a bad name. HATE.
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@dragnet
Granted she is in theory salvageable. She actually might even make a 7 and certainly a 6 if she hit the gym, wore feminine clothing and changed her hair. That is what is so tragic. Everything has been done wrong with what God gave her. The current culture is taking 2-3 points off a good deal of the population. She is probably sporting a 4 out of context. In context she is coming off even worse since the situational dynamics displays attitude which works on a healthy male psyche down to a 3.
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She’s a puppet of the illuminati. Note that she’s covering both of her fiance’s eyes and one of her own so that only one eye is visible.
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Jesus Christ!
I hope this man has friends who are trying to talk him out of this. Fail!
One of my best friends from undergrad got married the semester after I started grad school. I was down to visit last Christmas and saw his wife bitching at him over some trivial shit. I saw the look of defeat in one of my best friend’s eyes. That alone was enough to convince me to never put a ring on an American woman’s finger.
She acted this same way after his proposal.
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I can’t believe the people saying it might be her clothes. She’s a fat cunt. Oh I’m sorry, I mean she’s ‘curvy’.
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Oh shit I just saw the caption.
hahahahahahahahahah
Priceless.
Dalrock might be right.
The waiter might of just gamed her as fiance went to bathroom and hence the covered face.
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Marriage isn’t all about one’s individual feelings. There is a real communal dimension, which I concede has lost its power. A union between two individuals is just a contract. But individuals are rarely just individuals. They are connected to larger networks and their future. So marriage has a much wider significance. That is why human history has solemnized it so often into vow and ceremony, and has brought it, at least in its Christian version, into the context of divine/creative love.
I’m amused that young people persist in believing that they “can commit without making a solemn, public, eternal vow.”
I see hamsters.
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@ dalrock
“I think you guys are misreading this pic. The guy in question is really their waiter. She’ll bring the movies.”
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goddamn fucking #*&*$ #*$ !*(&@ @&(! html refresh!!
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”””’bictopia
This is exactly how i see marriage, a role play for people who wants to show off, be something. I don’t believe that you have to go to church to pronounce your life partner and on top make empty promises, I could commit without all this.
””
Allright you won me over
he he he
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i don’t understand how anyone on here can say this pic isn’t enough to determine if she’s fat. she looks like she’s wearing in innertube, for christ’s sake. and like i said – that jacket’s tight, so spare me that its the fabric rolling up. she’s got rolls, jowels, and fat man-fingers. and a bag under her eye that tells me she was prob up all night the night before chugging some bad boy’s seed. maybe i’m projecting, but i’ve seen a hundred girls just like this. average or below, who party their asses off and cock hop using what little “cuteness” factor they have. then 30 hits them like a freight train and the bottom drops out of that already slightly-below-average-but-slightly-bangable ass, and its beta-huntin time.
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Anyone who does not see fat is blind or has not enjoyed and estrogen sculpted stomach and delectably layered modest reserves below the waste advertising 50k cal baby making reserve. The fat is its around the middle suggesting a stressed out androgen hormonal state or a huge ass. That is to say the ravages of the cultural mews have biased her biology against an attractive reproductive state and has become a one breasted Amazon.
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””””””on October 13, 2010 at 2:54 pm T
i don’t understand how anyone on here can say this pic isn’t enough to determine if she’s fat. she looks like she’s wearing in innertube, for christ’s sake.
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Oh shit that was funny.
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ok, fine, let’s say she’s a portly ballerina…Let’s turn this into a happy story and say she’s a 6 and the dude’s a 4 who’s been able to score above his league thanks to … dun dun dunnnn …. game. As R would say, this honeymoon would be a mere step up from two war pigs rutting in a ditch, but oh well.
Is she being materialistic here or is she legitimately happy…say her puffy redness is from crying a little bit from post-proposal happiness?
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Anyone else notice that it looks as if the dude is wearing his shirt buttoned up all the way with no tie? What’s with that? Either he’s a genuine Urkel-nerd or he’s gay.
Or he’s a chick. Could this be a lesbian couple? It might explain the expression on the older woman in back.
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Maybe she’s not fat but prego.
I think the 1-10 scale is a normal distribution so I’d give her a 5 meaning perfectly average, half women above her and half below. I’d say she’s representative of most American females.
Specifically I’d say her face is 6 or 7 and her body is 4 or 5. It’s important to remember all women get fat at some point, but it’s the face she passes on to your kids.
I find it extremely unlikely she’s sexually attracted to her husband. I think her husband is a socially acceptable guy (race, religion, age, income) and she can present him to her friends and family, but there is no way she can be attracted to a guy that puts himself in that kind of inferior position.
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@T
Very interesting the designer purse is all those things and more, while in college I made extra money working as a cashier @ Wal-Mart and I could tell what the personality of the woman I was checking out based on her purse.
Coach purse with the zebra/cheetah/cow/tiger print meant she was an attention whore (Your parading around faux dead hide like an African King)
Coach purse w/ the “C’s” meant that she was a follower of trends, and easily manipulated but Negs (I was doing this in 2006 b4 I knew the terminology)
Gucci meant she was excessively compulsive, best way to approach these women were by capitalizing on their mistakes
Louis Vuitton purses were rare these were the alpha women who flaunted what they had generally older Beta-married women , and strippers who came in after work had these handbags (authentic)
I had very few women checkout while carrying a Neiman Marcus bag these were the older Milfs who had boob jobs, and stayed GTLing more than The Situation. These women craved validation more than they did sex,maybe its because im a 6’4 black male (Taboo).
No-name purses/ purses without any designer labels meant that this particular female didn’t identify/align herself with any particular sect of women. These women were more open for conversation. Generally these women were happily married, although they still desired compliments on their physique/sense of style.
No purse meant that she wasn’t intune with her sexuality and she was tomboyish/ led an alternative lifestyle (butches never wear purses)
This is my personal experience garnish from working as a cashier for 2 yrs @ a Wal-Mart in SC.
Some other outlying factors include
1. Purse size
2. Color
3. Fake/authentic (im still able to tell just by looking at them)
4. Age of Female
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””””’ It’s important to remember all women get fat at some point”””’
No they don’t.
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Fools, how about reading the caption at the bottom of the photo?
Explains everything.
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I’d like to believe the black guys only fuck fat chicks.
Except for the drug addict on my block that used to be an angel looking little thing and now always has 5 guys in the house lol
Be kind of hard to top that using audrys theory of moving the chick past previous boundaries he he he
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To those who argue about her beuty – her face is good in her best years she could have been even an 8, but due to age she loses that fresh look -1 point. Her hairdo is too short and boring -1 point. So she could be a 5.5 at best
BUT
Any women with her level of fat rolls becomes 4 instantly!!
And a women with fat rolls and all the negatives above is a 3
She is a 3
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G Manifesto, of course, is totally correct. But, also:
1. The fatness.
2. Her expression. She doesn’t look happy. It’s an office smile. She’s not jazzed about her man, or the upcoming deal. She’s possibly not even jazzed about the ring.
3. Her body language. She’s hunched over, cringing. Note the shoulder, neck, head relationship. Again, she doesn’t look happy. She’s fucking cringing, alright. It’s like she’s displaying a knock-off imitation crap Christmas gift. She knows she’s supposed to be happy, but she just ain’t. Is she too scared to say no? Too proud to really fake it?
4. Look at her eye again. Maybe she was crying?
–She just, to me, doesn’t look happy, triumphant, expectant, lustful, youthful. Maybe she was crying tears of joy, I could be wrong. But it her eye doesn’t look right.
5. Of course, there’s the blocking of his face.
6. Splaying the hands? How unlady-like.
7. Dude is smiling. Why?
8. She’s wearing, what, a business coat? While he is just in a dress shirt. What inferences, if any, can we make from this? that he was there first. That she arrived later. That he proposed upon her arrival? Who took the photo? Why? Why is the woman in the back standing up? Does that woman work there? Why is she getting up? What is the black thing immediately behind him, his chair? What kind of chair is that for an outdoorsy, mally place?
9. Hold it, they got engaged at the food court in a mall?!?
10. Yeah, there’s something wrong with her hair. Other than the lack of style and lack of length, I can’t put my finger on it.
Back to 8. Is that his coat on the chair he is sitting in? Why is it off while hers is on?
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You know what? I like that automatic demotion method. I’d say having backboobs is automatic 3.
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I have a question for thee alone, my brother: like a sounding-lead, cast I this question into thy soul, that I may know its depth.
Thou art young, and desirest child and marriage. But I ask thee: Art thou a man ENTITLED to desire a child?
Art thou the victorious one, the self-conqueror, the ruler of thy passions, the master of thy virtues? Thus do I ask thee.
Or doth the animal speak in thy wish, and necessity? Or isolation? Or discord in thee?
I would have thy victory and freedom long for a child. Living monuments shalt thou build to thy victory and emancipation.
Beyond thyself shalt thou build. But first of all must thou be built thyself, rectangular in body and soul.
Not only onward shalt thou propagate thyself, but upward! For that purpose may the garden of marriage help thee!
A higher body shalt thou create, a first movement, a spontaneously rolling wheel–a creating one shalt thou create.
Marriage: so call I the will of the twain to create the one that is more than those who created it. The reverence for one another, as those exercising such a will, call I marriage.
Let this be the significance and the truth of thy marriage. But that which the many-too-many call marriage, those superfluous ones–ah, what shall I call it?
Ah, the poverty of soul in the twain! Ah, the filth of soul in the twain! Ah, the pitiable self-complacency in the twain!
Marriage they call it all; and they say their marriages are made in heaven.
Well, I do not like it, that heaven of the superfluous! No, I do not like them, those animals tangled in the heavenly toils!
Far from me also be the God who limpeth thither to bless what he hath not matched!
Laugh not at such marriages! What child hath not had reason to weep over its parents?
Worthy did this man seem, and ripe for the meaning of the earth: but when I saw his wife, the earth seemed to me a home for madcaps.
Yea, I would that the earth shook with convulsions when a saint and a goose mate with one another.
This one went forth in quest of truth as a hero, and at last got for himself a small decked-up lie: his marriage he calleth it.
That one was reserved in intercourse and chose choicely. But one time he spoilt his company for all time: his marriage he calleth it.
Another sought a handmaid with the virtues of an angel. But all at once he became the handmaid of a woman, and now would he need also to become an angel.
Careful, have I found all buyers, and all of them have astute eyes. But even the astutest of them buyeth his wife in a sack.
Many short follies–that is called love by you. And your marriage putteth an end to many short follies, with one long stupidity.
Your love to woman, and woman’s love to man–ah, would that it were sympathy for suffering and veiled deities! But generally two animals alight on one another.
But even your best love is only an enraptured simile and a painful ardour. It is a torch to light you to loftier paths.
Beyond yourselves shall ye love some day! Then LEARN first of all to love. And on that account ye had to drink the bitter cup of your love.
Bitterness is in the cup even of the best love: thus doth it cause longing for the Superman; thus doth it cause thirst in thee, the creating one!
Thirst in the creating one, arrow and longing for the Superman: tell me, my brother, is this thy will to marriage?
Holy call I such a will, and such a marriage.–
Thus spake Zarathustra.
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Guys, for those who can’t decide whether she is carrying a few extra pounds look at her arms. Although her wrists seem slim, her triceps are padded in thick layers of lard.
I noticed this, because I am particularly averse to jiggling upper arms.
The roll around her middle is fat, it’s not her jacket – look carefully she is not wearing a heavily padded jacket. In any case, it’s not cold enough for one of those. The guy is just wearing a shirt and the woman in the background has a modest décolleté.
So, she’s carrying her weight on her arms and around her middle. Because she doesn’t seem to have a double chin and her wrists are still defined, I’d say she’s in her late twenties, although she is ageing badly. The black rings under her eyes indicate she’s a party girl.
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jesus! “backboobs”?! i can only imagine what those are [shiver]…
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Wow, you people seriously, seriously care about whether some random woman isn’t skinny — to the point where it’s taken as a sign of the crumbling of the marriage institution?
At the risk of calling water wet, this post (and the subsequent comments) is ludicrous.
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LOL. Love to see you guys analyze your family photo albums. See which ancestor was alpha. hahahaha.
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Calm down chamly.
It is just an indicator.
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@Nom Chompsky
chubby chaser?
seriously though – i kind of understand what you’re saying, but you have to understand where the backlash is coming from. there was a time when an imperfect woman could still be respected and married, because she understood her place. she knew what she was, she had realistic expectations, etc. she hopefully found an imperfect but good man, who cared for her and whom she respected, and they lived (generally) happily ever after.
in that context, yes – we are probably being a bit cruel.
fast forward to now. this imperfect woman, with rolls of fat bulging from her frumpy outfit, bloodshot eyes and man-hands, parades herself, her ring and (part of) her beta tool out for all to see via the internet – because she’s entitled to be worshipped, adored and congratulated by the masses for being the little princess that (she thinks) she is. in the process of elevating her lumpy self above everything and everyone else, she manages to emasculate her beta tool, make herself look like a narcissistic bitch, and repulse waves of men who 100 years ago might have actually been nice to her – all in one fell swoop. behold, the beast that is the modern womyn.
yeah, we’re being cruel – but its well deserved.
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Chicks who wear earrings that look like wedding rings aren’t the fun type.
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”””’Beyond yourselves shall ye love some day!”””
That is all I have ever done.
In reverse at moment.
Trying to grab some enjoyment for me.
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I blame men. Women simply wouldn’t act this way if we didn’t tolerate it.
In this case, the guy’s non-existent jawline probably indicates he’s some passive schlub who tolerates everything from the shrew he is to marry.
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If that is a 5 then on the morrow I shall be fucking a 90 out of 10.
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gig–
Don’t marry. If you’re in love with a girl, live with her “first”. Then when pressed to marry, explain that from what you see, marriage kills passion and sexiness. Makes girls too secure; men too.
Finally explain after living together for a while that marriage has become entirely a one way deal, because of divorce theft 2.0. Half of American marriages end in divorce initiated by women 2.5 times as often as men, and pushed for by women as much as 90% of the time, according to many divorce lawyers.
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The width of her upper arm is similar to that of her head.
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Good God!
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Crushed it on period looks like something got killed in here.
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@GT
Your #1 is funny. This condition should be called Smeagol Syndrome. Fat, white, American women are particularly at risk.
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What’s more, the poor dumb bastard probably spent two months hard-earned salary on that damn ring, just so Princess could block his face with it.
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all of them
(btw, loved the manboobs on American Idol. pls come back)
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1) She’s NOT wearing a dress
2) Putting the ring as the focus of the marriage
3) Man’s face is covered
4) Man is wearing white and woman is wearing black, instead the traditional man-black/woman-white pairing.
Good-bye, America. Moving to South America after college.
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The groom-to-be is a skinny-fat doughboy. He has no shoulder musculature, no pecs, a drooping chin, and fat belly. He also seems to have bad teeth.
Why does anyone care about this male – who is a symbol of the decline of masculinity in the United States?
If I were the chick, I wouldn’t post a picture of the guy, either.
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in his e-book, PUA “FIANCE” describes how he uses an engagement ring as a prop for cold-approaching HB4’s. he has perfected Same-Night-Engagements without even changing venues.
the waitress scoffs because FIANCE has been running the routine at this restaurant for years.
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Good-bye, America. Moving to South America after college.
Or you could hit the gym, so that you’re not a fat, luckless loser.
Today is the greatest time in American history to be an alpha male. Women are down for whatever. They pay for dates. They buy drinks.
But you gotta be alpha. You need to be in shape, have a cool personality, be literate. If you’re alpha, there’s no reason in the world to leave the U.S.
If you want to get married, save that for your late 40s. Then get an import bride – or just expatriate.
Until then, stop sounding like a bitter, sexless Spearhead contributor.
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barf.
THEMS for betas – NOT cc
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I want to reach in to the Internets and slap some sense in to this chump. He asked this broad to marry him. Slap #1. He did it in public, at a white tablecloth restaurant, so all the world could witness his beta-tude. Slap #2, sucka. He lets dike Shamu sit on his lap and disrespect him by blocking his face with her new prize. Slap #3. Check out http://www.nomarriage.com fellas. Get wise.
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” The fat is its around the middle suggesting a stressed out androgen hormonal state or a huge ass. That is to say the ravages of the cultural mews have biased her biology against an attractive reproductive state and has become a one breasted Amazon.”
well said- poor nutrition is probably contributing to her hair loss as well- probably also her poor complexion. It’s a shame…whoever said it above I agree- our society and shitty public policy has made this woman lose a couple of points- which is so very cruel.
And she is DEF losing her hair. I have plenty of flash shots of my friends and I at that angle and ive never seen such an exaggerated part.
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Here is a test of betaness: If you identify with the male in that picture, you are a beta.
I see that picture, and laugh.
Some old, ugly, wrinkled, fat broad sitting on the lap of a fat guy with bad hair. They deserve each other.
They are both contemptible. If you don’t see it that way, then there’s a 100% chance you’re a beta – or at least a recovering beta.
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yeah, dude. give him the PUA guru lowdown on “Brad Pitt Game”
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1. She’s wearing an odd costume
2. She looks Irish.
3. What’s with the childish nail polish?
4. The possessiveness is disturbing.
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yeah, dude. give him the PUA guru lowdown on “Brad Pitt Game”
Get real.
If the average-looking male lifted weights, watched his diet, and took some creatine and whey, he’d find America to be a pussy paradise.
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Do not be so goshdarn hasty, little buddy.
There’s a lot to look forward to down there. It’s far more adventurous taking the circuitous route – winding up in a shallow grave after gaming the local drug lord’s favorite puta after suffering 6 months of Incan Revenge is highly stimulating when compared to American Skank Clubbing.
Better still, just wait for an airhead roumanian, bitter hunky or hare-lipped Bulgarian lass to sweep you off your feet.
The last babe is difficult, but the first two are cheap and easy.
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What’s wrong with looking Irish? Irish girls are scrumptious.
The problem is American women. They are out of control. Women should be in the background, literally and figuratively. This woman should be standing behind the man.
Women should be seen and not heard. Western women have become, in my lifetime, mouthier and mouthier. They should learn some justified humility.
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She’s his hyena
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I can’t tell if you’re describing
a man who’s good with women,
or a horse.
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She’s fat.
Are you all blind?
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Crazy, demented look in the eyes. Like her prey has actually wandered into her trap after everything else failed.
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She has more rolls than a bakery!
😛
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“Better still, just wait for an airhead roumanian, bitter hunky or hare-lipped Bulgarian lass to sweep you off your feet.”
Better yet, forget marriage, acquire cash and assets. Visit fkk’s in german speaking world on your time off. Bang 8 through 10’s legally for modest sums from numerous central and east european countries. Fly back to el norte americano with a shit eating grin that will last 4-6 months. Repeat. Often.
One week ago I had a five ten blonde 19 year old hungarian girl say to me,”One year, we get married, no make it two, I don’t want to hurry.” Doesn’t matter if she’s a fkk girl, for a 37 year old (me) that’s high voltage ego boost, because in my books all women in el norte americano are prostitutes. Some are short term rentals, some are long term leases. Time = money, either way you’re spending one of the two. I’m loaded, lazy and have no morals and find talking to vacant minded sluts to be boring. Others are opposite. Everybody has choices. Use them.
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Guy DLV’ing.
The rock is her cock.
And check out the cougar waitress in the background, tongue firmly planted in cheek…what’s on her mind?
Probably something like…”Yeah sister…soak it up while you’re still beautiful….”
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1. the man is faceless, really she couldn’t care who he is as long as he has long term job and can afford alimony. Dont tell me that hasn’t crossed her mind already.
2. she is overweight and can still snare a guy
3. he’s married down, she up
4. he’s already sitting down and carrying all the weight
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5. she’s just got married but already the cleavage has been locked away…mission accomplished.
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@Doug1,
“Don’t marry.”
I know, I know……you are telling everyone not to marry, cause secretly you REALLY want to marry someone just like this beautiful , curvy, scrumptious, goddesssss!! lol!!!
You just want to cuddle up to her soft, folds of flesh……heheheh!!
Thank you…I know I can read minds. lalalala!!
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walawala
Guy DLV’ing.
The rock is her cock.
And check out the cougar waitress in the background, tongue firmly planted in cheek…what’s on her mind?
Probably something like…”Yeah sister…soak it up while you’re still beautiful
LOLROF comment on the week!
haha you read that photo perfectly.
The waitess probably added “cause in my day I had my choose of the big timmers”
really, I think the woman is just being silly. you guys are reading to much into it.
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me me meeeee!!!
She has more rolls than a bakery!
😛
she looks like Katie Kouric
*chic noir decides to jump into the catty behavior*
and enough cottage cheese on her butt to butter them up 😦
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The dude really seems a chump! gifting a precious gift like ring shows he is trying to appease and please his girl and the girl is happy for that!
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1. Emasculation
2. Pedestalization
3. Materialism
4. Overweight Empowerment
I was going to include “narcissism” as my number 5, but I’m not sure there’s anything wrong in and of itself with narcissistic as long as its put in check by the strong guy.
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Can you name all the ways this photo is a metaphor for the crumbling state of modern marriage?
Marriage is no more crumbled now than it ever was. Don’t fool yourself longing for the good old days. They never happened.
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Silver Tongued Devil, how old re you?
The “old days never happened” is a sleight of hand of the social engineers. A large scale induced amnesia, so the rubes can be manipulated better, being unmoored. Just pour whatever context is the proper de jour according to the more equal ones and viola! Your drones are as malleable as play-dough.
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Morsellaux
I agree completely. I was around in the “old days”, being 55, and they happened. Women were not such huge sluts when I was a young bloke.
One anecdote, a favourite of mine. In about 1970, a story appeared in the press, accompanied by a fetching picture of the young actress sitting on some grass, about the fact that she was living with a man, without being married.
That was the entire news story.
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Look at the facial expression of the woman in the background…. Her tongue is pressed against her lower lip as if saying “you poor schmuck, now you’re with the beached manitee until she takes you to the cleaners”!!
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My age is irrelevant Morsel and I stand by my opinion regardless of whatever intellectual bullshit can be thrown flung at it.
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Don’t marry!
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QUATO IS MY WINGMAN
I had to do it. No idea what it means.
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OK, and now the case for the defence.
She is quite sweet looking. She may even just be happy to have such a wonderful man. She appears to be sitting on his lap (my fiancee used to do this a lot), or at least hanging off him in a dependant way. He might just be indulging the little woman in a tiny moment of feminine triumph. He has his arm around her. His haircut looks kind of “hip” or whatever young people say these days.
The waitress in the background does not come with a thought bubble, so who knows what she is thinking? Probably looking at whoever took the photo.
All us men here analysing this one photo are being a bit feminine about it really.
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I’m sorry.
Still, eugh.
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What if the guy is some dumb cholo and this is his jackpot to have his gangbanging financed?
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I smell a pantsuit. Hilarious!
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Silver Tongued Devil
My age is irrelevant
Actually, it is very relevant. If you have no direct experience with the “old times”, then the only honest answer would be “I have no way to prove or disprove”.
I stand by my opinion regardless of whatever intellectual bullshit can be thrown flung at it
Ah, I see. You have a conjecture (intellectual BS) and whatever data do not support it can be disregarded. And BTW,a nice attempt to project your modus operandi (=intellectual BS/adherence to your conjecture) on those that disagree with you based on their experience (beside a plethora of statistical material that can readily place your conjecture into a BS area).
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If anyone has had a decent fatherly figure they would know that you never, EVER buy a nice ring for marriage. Bitch has to earn her keep before she gets the nice shit.
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She has a nice face, but her waist is long gone. Why men spend a fortune on an engagement ring is beyond me. When time comes, you shouldn’t spend more than 4- 500 bucks max. The cheaper the better
The ring is a symbol and it’s power lies in that. If she complains, then she’s merely a money grabber, and not worthy of marriage
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The Chateau really needs to do a separate post about this:
One of the Chilean miners, trapped far into the Earth for two months with very little chance of survival save for the American technology and know-how that got them out (Marxist South Americans and our Marxist media don’t like to write about this), was known to have had a mistress keep vigil for him at the surface until his wife, also keeping vigil, found out about her.
I was thinking this was the Alpha of the group of miners, he was after all one of their leaders:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1320112/Chilean-miner-Yonni-Barrios-extra-marital-affair-exposed-trapped.html
But look at the wife and mistress! I would have preferred not to be rescued.
He’s only 50. I was thinking his mistress was younger and cuter than Catherine Zeta Jones, but this is the opposite. There is no excuse for choosing a mistress like this. He’s a Gamma in my book. I can see a man dutifully staying in a marriage with someone who’d become a leviathan, but not needlessly taking on a mistress who’s worse. There’s no excuse for that at all.
Now that he’s famous in Chile, let’s see if he can at least parlay that into getting someone any Beta could get. Note from the comments that most guys agree with this assessment. What a let down.
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“Why men spend a fortune on an engagement ring is beyond me. When time comes, you shouldn’t spend more than 4- 500 bucks max. The cheaper the better”
A man should not spend any monay and shouldn’t buy any ring at all. A woman should come with a dowry as an insurance to husband.
When I told my girl I won’t buy her an engagement ring she was so turned on, that she coudnt resist but give me a nice blowjob.
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This is what I pictured when I heard that the leader of the trapped Chilean miners had a mistress:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1320178/Coronation-Streets-Helen-Flanagan-tied-bed-sexy-temptress-Rosie-Flanagan.html
Again, his reality is such a let-down.
By the way guys, the National Organization for Women just announced that you are not allowed to call any woman a “whore” anymore:
http://www.now.org/press/10-10/10-13.html
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Here is more of what I’d imagined to be good mistress material for that Chilean miner:
These are 9s to me
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Rather than wasting money on a women, women should invest the same money on grooming themselves so that they are appealing and attractive. It is either – or game, either invest in girl to get favor/benefit/pussy/blowjob or invest on yourself to look good and positive and get favor/benefits/pussy/blowjobs for free.
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This is truly terrifying.
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QUATO IS MY WINGMAN
I had to do it. No idea what it means.
Kuato is a character in the early nineties Schwarzenegger scifi movie Total Recall. He is the hidden leader of the Martian resistance movement. Kuato is actually the Siamese twin of a Martial resistance fighter living in the abdomen of his brother.
Here’s a picture (finish your lunch first):
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“My age is irrelevant”
Translation: I’m a millenial muppet.
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The women in the background is too old and overdressed to be a waitress, she’s probably family, and she isn’t grimacing or smirking, she’s got food stuck in her teeth.
>four emblematic American woman plagues that are apparent
1. Social networking
2. Overweight
3. Narcissism/Entitlement
4. “Feminist” masculine personality
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“If anyone has had a decent fatherly figure they would know that you never, EVER buy a nice ring for marriage. Bitch has to earn her keep before she gets the nice shit.”
Fathers are a way for boys to construct a past and hence to pursue a future. Just one generation removed from them would end in disaster.
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..its all about her not him. Its suposed to be the most important day of her life,yet she felt that the face of her would be husband.. isnt worthy enough to be shown in this photo. She has a look of “mission accomplished” She is the queen of the ring. Its just an microcosm of the selfish entitled mind set many americanized skanks represent.Shes fat as hell & probably cant cook..atleast not for him..also notice the nail polish a total class-less move considering its their wedding day. In conclusion this man will learn the hard way indeed.LEAVE THOSE HOES ALONE!!!! FUCK EM BUT DONT MARRY EM LOL
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I was thinking his mistress was younger and cuter than Catherine Zeta Jones
Dude, given his potential I say he has done better than at least 30 of the 32 miners trapped with him. The fact that all Ayamará and Quechuá women are ugly does not prevent some Aymará and Qhechuá men from being alpha.
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Gorbachev,
Ballin’ pic.
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If the average-looking male lifted weights, watched his diet, and took some creatine and whey, he’d find America to be a pussy paradise.
Mostly true, but once you get into creatine/whey you start messing with your T levels, and the probability of having cancer increases exponentially. Just lift weights and watch your diet.
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gig said:
“Mostly true, but once you get into creatine/whey you start messing with your T levels, and the probability of having cancer increases exponentially.”
I never heard about this. You have a link?
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lol.
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This. Set the bar as low as you can, then it’s easy to jump over it.
Realtalk my dad didn’t give my mom an engagement ring. He didn’t get down on one knee. They’ve been married over 30 years.
I was less alpha – I spent $300 and got down on one knee. Going back, I wouldn’t have done the latter again.
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The most obvious thing wrong in that pic is the pussified shell of a man who tolerates that kind of behavior.
Next pic in their family album will be one with him happily holding his black child.
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“If the average-looking male lifted weights, watched his diet, and took some creatine and whey, he’d find America to be a pussy paradise.”
that’s naive. you can look like Brad Pitt and still not get laid. you still need game. its actually alot better to be average or below average looking with tight game than to look like a greek god and be beta.
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You’re taking it to the other extreme with a false comparison.
Most handsome men have difficulty even acting Beta due to the level of female attention they receive.
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RE: Debate over whether she’s going bald.
Exhibit A: Firepower and Silver Fox think she’s going bald.
Conclusion: She’s not going bald.
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The whole marriage thing is a fucking delusion from start to finish, at least in the west. Female empowerment = chaos.
If you’re a hard-working, law-abhiding guy in any Muslim country, you get a virginal wife, and as many kids as you can afford.
Our women have fucked up our society. Is it not obvious to everybody, if you want a society built on real familes, you must control your women.
We allowed them freedom and look what the fuck happened.
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It’s less that we allowed them “freedom” than we allowed them to use the power of the state to cuckold every man in America.
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Decent sized rock for an aging tubby. She’ll clean up in the divorce.
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@Mike
what’s an alpha going to do with a herd of buffalo or Sarah Connor proselytes? The hottest women are not in the US. No its not a cure for men who cannot attract women. It simply means you get better women.
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@Anonymous
you know…I have been actually told I look a lot like Sarah Connor…often…I haven’t decided if that is good or bad.
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pretty good, if you mean that skanky singer
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Jerry, outside the U.S. the wife is for making children, and the mistress is for making you feel like a man. Whores are for relatively cheap entertainment. I understand that your Americanized brain can’t grasp the idea of an actual separation between wife, mistress, and whore roles, but bear with me here as I explain.
Notice how the mistress’s vigil differed from the wife’s. Mistress showed up with full juju, including big saint statues and whatnot. She also was the one who told the wife that her husband was trapped.
The wife was so petty that she couldn’t even put her ego aside during what could have ended as a buried alive tragedy. By the time he emerged, she was already gearing up to take half.
Wife has three children from a previous relationship. She could have gotten him by cheating on her husband or boyfriend. So not only is she cold blooded, she’s likely cold blooded skank.
Bonus, she insults not just her husband, but the other miners:
“This is historic but soon it will be over to the next thing. People move on – in a few years everyone will have forgotten about this.”
Just makes you feel all warm inside…
If you had to live with a woman like that, you’d probably be looking more at nurturing than hot too, because hot gets old eventually, and might turn its back on you when you’re buried in a mineshaft.
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She looks like a nice girl at heart who has been persuaded by her education and the social environment she inhabits that she ought to try to overcome this as much as possible. It is true that she looks like she isn’t prepared to spend her life chirpily cooking and ironing for you but again I think that would be more the result of the environment of her upbringing more than a heartfelt philosophical antipathy to the idea. I think she’s cute but she does appear to be a little hefty. I would like to see her lose 20 pounds before I would commit to dating her openly. If her personality was adorable and she treated me worshipfully I’m sure I would be happy–and would feel empowered–to involve myself in a clandestine relationship with her where she would sob adorably at my treatment of her at the end of all our encounters and reliably return for more…
Marriage may have been different in the pre-feminist era but men were still plenty miserable about being caught in it. Loads of books and movies from the 50s, regarded now, perhaps by betas especially, as a golden age of male power, were consumed by the idea that postwar suburban techno-society was emasculating men. All the stuff that has happened to further diminish men since then was totally unimaginable to people at that time, so they could not have consoled themselves by considering how comparatively alpha their arrangements were by our standards.
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Jerry,
That miner’s mistress might not be hot, but she did seem really happy to see him.
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@Polichinello
Seriously? You can’t pick up on the clearly self-deprecating joke? Not even the feminazis are this humorless. Man, lighten up, Francis.
Yeah, it’s a joke, she let us know by laughing at her own wit ‘lol’. Very clever. We get it.
1. She’s insulting her fiance, not herself, so it’s not self-deprecating. It’s a passive aggressive insult disguised as humor. Homeboy better get used to being the butt of jokes if he sticks with this charmer.
2. Many a true word is spoken in jest. I bet that ring really does mean more to her than Mr Fiance.
3. I wouldn’t say the response here was humorless. There’s alot of laughing going on, just not at what Mrs Diamond Ring thinks we should be laughing at.
Indirectly though, you bring up a good point – laughing at their own preposterously lame humor and then getting upset when you don’t laugh along with them, is one of the major plagues of American Women.
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@ BDS
Yeah, you’re right, she’s not going bald.
But… her hairline should be the least of this dude’s worries right now. In seven years he’ll be paying alimony to a woman who will never fuck him again, and child support for kids he will never get to see.
Fuck Marriage 2.0.
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“he’ll be paying alimony to a woman who will never fuck him again”
http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/08/19/fk-or-be-fked/
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@ David Collard
Okay.
In seven years he’ll be paying alimony to a woman who will never fuck him let him fuck her again
How’s that?
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Ah shit, I fucked the html up somehow.
But you know what I meant.
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I don’t see why this is so stunning to everyone. Imagine you just realized you had bought a winning lottery ticket. Your friend is there with a camera and so you put your arm around the clerk who sold you the ticket and the friend says, “Let’s see the ticket,” so you hold up the ticket, forgetting all about the clerk and obscuring his face.
In this pic the woman is the lottery winner, the ring is the winning ticket, and the fiance is the clerk. Nobody really cares about the clerk, it’s the winning ticket that counts.
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Rarfy is right. A woman who really cared about the guy would hold her hand out, not up, especially for photos. If you’re excited more about the guy than the ring, you want his face showing in the photos so people can see who gave it to you.
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Thank you, Retrenched. Men should write like men. Men fuck. Women are fucked.
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You are all overanalysing this. I think the girl is quite cute. She is simply excited. It is an informal photo. For a more formal situation, this kind of body language is appropriate:
http://vincentignatius.wordpress.com/2010/10/07/girls-come-last/
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@Nicole
I guess you can only dream of such gift coming from any guy!! You must be jealous of the girl BTW!
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Yea rarfy you must internalize that you are the prize when a chick gets your dick in her pussy she is winning.
he he he
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Lawyer, I’ve been married twice.
Funny thing is, I only did it because the first was in the Army, and the second was abroad. I wanted no part of marriage 2.0 even long before I’d heard of the term.
So I guess you could say I’m a loyal slut. I stand by my man until he pushes me away, and I’m not a sheep who needs a finger collar to do it.
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@Nicole
So getting pushed aside seems your destiny (twice). You say you stand by your man till he pushes you away, perhaps you have come across with Alpha guys only!!
Continue your search for Beta or Gama. May be luck shines on you! Good luck! BTW you have become pumpkin.
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Lawyer, why are you on my tit?
Getting pushed aside nowadays is just part of the game. The same reason you have to be an ass to get hot chicks is the same reason a smart woman travels light. In the end, anybody who thinks they can do better, will try.
It’s like having a sweet Desert Eagle in your gun cabinet. Eventually, you just have to take that baby to the range and blast.
It’s a problem though, if you’re only packing a pea shooter in a Desert Eagle market. This is what most westerners are doing, but don’t know it.
I don’t feel entitled to be loved forever. I don’t feel entitled to be loved at all.
So I take it as it comes, and let it go when it goes. If that is wrong of me, please explain why.
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@ Nicole
I don’t feel entitled to be loved forever. I don’t feel entitled to be loved at all.
This situation is possible in two situations, 1. Either the women is Fugly, or,2. she is a whore.
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Lawyer, you can console yourself with my being fugly. I’ve been told this many times since I was 15.
Either way, I don’t think that’s what shaped my lack of entitlement. It was likely that what did it was understanding that people die all sorts of ways, and that stupidity makes the end more likely to be sooner and more unpleasant.
So since I can’t change colors and, for some time, couldn’t change my weight, I worked on not being stupid.
In the course of not being stupid, I started eating naturally, which is solving the weight problem. Even when the weight’s gone, I’ll still be over 40, and therefore, my sexual market value should mean nothing to you unless you’re over 50.
For the life of me, I don’t understand why a young guy would be all up in my business, like it should matter to him at all.
I’m an old broad who’s seen a lot, and so long as I’m spitting truth, the rest is not really your business, and shouldn’t be your concern.
So latch off. It will not end well for you.
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I don’t care what anyone else says – I find her fairly attractive. Nice face – very pretty eyes. And I don’t think this picture shows her as an entitled bitch, as was the point of this entry. On the contrary, this picture displays her playful sense of humor, which I find an attractive intangible in a woman. OK, I do see the rolls, but it does look like she is being carried, which would crunch up her midsection and exaggerate any flubber there. By the way, is there such a word as “butterbody?”
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Uh, no. Her face WAS very nice, probably back in her 20’s when she was riding the cock carousel. Now she’s a used up bag in her 30’s.
First off, she’s old. She’s probably 35 at best. Note the wrinkles on her forehead, and the bags under her eyes. The puffed-out, tired cheeks.
The rolls of fat on her signify that after getting her engagement ring, she’s given up on maintaining her weight. Alternately, and perhaps more pathetic, is the possibility that she “snagged” a lesser beta who doesn’t care that she’s fat.
The thinning, flat hair. Yes, women lose their hair too, not to male pattern baldness, but they lose it as they age nevertheless. This is why womanatees in their 40’s always have short haircuts – only a young woman with beautiful, thick, bouncy, joyful hair can pull off a long haircut. This has-been can’t even pull off shoulder-length.
The jacket is of a nice cut and fit, indicating a professional woman. I’d say lawyer, but there’s a lack of squarejaw action going on. Maybe some random HR cunt who got promoted to a make-work management role.
And finally, the smile. It’s insincere; her eyes aren’t smiling. She is forcing a smile because she’s expected to be – but she is already feeling that this engagement ring, and the beta hubby to be, are a rather pyrrhic victory.
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This is not a game blog
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It looks like they just got engaged. He still has time…
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Can you name all the ways this photo is a metaphor for the crumbling state of modern marriage? There are at least four emblematic American woman plagues that are apparent to the trained eye.
What if the guy is just a waiter familiar to her because she goes to that restaurant often?
Or maybe she’s friends with his wife.
From the picture I wont assume they are a married couple or even American.
It’s paranoid MRA nonsense to say marriage is always bad for men. It isn’t. It’s not for me but plenty of guys will be happy if they marry a compatible woman.
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I believe in the “truth in jest” line of thinking. This guy should really reconsider.
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@Johnny Boy
“I don’t care what anyone else says – I find her fairly attractive. Nice face – very pretty eyes. And I don’t think this picture shows her as an entitled bitch, as was the point of this entry. On the contrary, this picture displays her playful sense of humor, which I find an attractive intangible in a woman. OK, I do see the rolls, but it does look like she is being carried, which would crunch up her midsection and exaggerate any flubber there. By the way, is there such a word as “butterbody?””
Johnny, Johnny,
You have low standard. hmmmm?
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johnny boy you gotta google pear chan.
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he appears younger than her, although its tough to tell for sure.
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“Lawyer, why are you on my tit?”
Nicole this made me laugh so fucking hard….
I just realized I have a “I GOT A RING!” picture as well. Except I ended up covering half MY face. Plus, we were in Asia at the time and it was to send to the ‘rents. So I think it’s justifiable.
Peter- yes her hair is thinning. I don’t know why women don’t seek help for this…it is a perfectly rectifiable problem. Of course, it would mean this bitch would get off the pedestal and admit she’s not perfect.
Meow. Hiss.
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I mean GRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Good grief, you guys carry on like a bunch of gossipy hairdressers making shit up about people and situations of which you know nothing at all. Have you taken up knitting and crocheting, too?
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I hear caroline is knitting you
a cock ring
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Marriage is a great thing if you have found a happy balance of communication, love and respect.
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