From lock n’ load:
It’s amazing how much blubba bitch’s SMV increases when she just LOSES SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT.
I remember a woman who lost 45 lbs because she lost her job and had to eat oranges from a tree in her backyard to survive. Before, when she was chubby, I did not want any part of her. When she reappeared minus the weight, her attractiveness hextupled. I did not care about her financial troubles, I genuinely found myself interested.
There ya go, folks. A funny story that illustrates the huge differences between the sexes. If you’re a fat woman who has lost your job and are forced to eat nothing but oranges from a backyard tree to survive, resulting in weight loss down to a slender profile, you will become more attractive to men, including financially sound men who could whisk you away from your misery.
Fatness: it matters to your life outcomes, ladies.
It’s odd. Fat chicks are repulsive, but I fucked this fat girl about 8 years ago. Met her at Chi-Cha lounge and took her home. She wasn’t huge, but she definitely had that roll going on when I had her legs on my shoulders. But what’s funny is that she was the best lay I’ve ever had. I’ll never forget that she was the first girl to tickle my balls as I was hitting it from behind. When she did it, I was like “wow.”
So big girls are indeed repulsive, but they definitely try harder so they have there own little knitch in society.
And by the way, I never called her again after I hit it. Poor thing doesn’t even know how good she was. Minus 50 lbs and she’d make a man very happy for a long long long time.
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I’ll go one better. Here’s my thought for the day:
How can you take feminism seriously after you find out most women like to be choked?
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this is so cute. glad the girl found lock ‘n load before the orange season ended.
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good thing they were orange trees and not potato plants
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I don’t know man. No technique from a repulsive fat girl could ever work for me. I would not even want it to feel good. Why not sheep?
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Exclusively eating oranges is GOOD for a Cuban woman’s skin, it gives her lush armhair and ‘stache that irresistible sheen
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@Ari Hinkelberger Ugh the shady lights mixed with the hookah smoke of the Chi Cha is great at hiding fatties
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“How can you take feminism seriously after you find out most women like to be choked?”
The one I fuck that says “don’t choke me” loves being choked and pounded. She just can’t afford her boyfriend to see any marks.
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there should be fat-free clubs, bars, restaurants, schools, and churches. ostrachization is the best motavator
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Heh. A Cinderella story for the 21st century.
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Hey chi-town,
Sheep can’t cook.
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Yes indeed. A hot girl behind the counter at Mcdonalds is pre-qualified for even the highest status guys. Though not likely sauce for the gander! A guy with a paper-hat job still has some hills to climb…
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The sad truth is though that poor people are generally fatter. Nothing packs on the pounds like Mac N Cheese and Ramen noodles.
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I can add that for most men a combination of good body language, confidence, and a
steady paycheck will almost certainly get you that hot skinny minny. Grow a set, go to the gym, or maybe even get a motorcycle.
That, along with the realization that most women (including Mother) are ridiculous liars you should by and large disbelieve, will get you laid like Tiger.
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The eternal question for omegas is whether it is even worth pursuing the women we can get. NSAS is open to us only with 1s, 2s, or 3s. Why bother?
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@ knepper
“The sad truth is though that poor people are generally fatter.”
That’s why America is so great. It’s the only country with the fattest poorest people.
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Find a girl you know would be hot if she lost 25 lbs. It should be easy enough to get her to go for just about any half-decent average guy since her self-esteem will be low. (Oh, I know, not in the U.S. where fat women still feel like they are hot. But in a normal society…)
Once you start going out with her, make sure you get her believing that you’re her God. This is important for later.
Be dominant so that she goes with whatever you suggest and then start telling her to accompany you with activities. Tell her to cook only healthy food. Every time she opens a bag of Doritos, pinch her so it hurts a bit. (But don’t draw attention to the connection with Doritos and other junk food. Once it’s conscious, the conditioning stops.) Get her to be more active and to eat smaller portions and healthier food all without calling her fat to avoid her indignation. Emphasize how much effort you put into looking good because it’s what anyone with self-respect would do for their partner. Etc. Use whatever tactics available.
Three to six months later, you’ve got a girl that went from fat to fabulous but also one that you molded from a time where her self-esteem was low and so her appreciation of you is four-fold.
The prize? After a short while, you get fat-chick sex with a slim hottie who loves you like a lost puppy and clings to you for dear life till you decide it’s over.
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I know it’s randomly selected, but a pink avatar is a bit disturbing. LOL
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@Omega Dork
No one is born omega, bare some social stratification in ancient times. Even then it was more a state of mind than an immutable set of conditions.
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@Ari….
Yah, fat ugo I banged was the same way. I was quite drunk. She was into everything. Wanted me to raw dog her. If she had lost about 15 pounts and hit the gym, maybe did something with that stringy hair, I would have been back. Great lay but …the next morning, I sobered up, next morning… she was still fat.
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What I’m seeing in the fatty shag reports is that all weight loss would have really earned these women was…nothing.
I really don’t get shagging people one feels are ugly or otherwise beneath them, but this is one of those things I accept as reality and don’t argue with.
From the woman’s point of view though, finding out a guy I was seeing considers me subhuman despite all evidence to the contrary made me angry enough at myself to consider checking out. At this point, I not only won’t have sex again until I’m done losing weight, but when I do, I have no problem with selecting along partly racial lines.
When you do things like that, you should consider that whatever contempt you may hold them in, they are a human being. If they haven’t done anything wrong to you but want to exchange some pleasure, then wanting to hurt them is twisted in a way that I can accept but not approve of. If it was legal to put guys and girls like that down like mad dogs who are a danger to society, I wouldn’t have a problem with it.
People who use love to hurt others are just worthless.
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Most women just dont have much sex drive at all. Many are depressed. For them, the pleasure of a Big Mac surpasses the pleasure of bed, minus the effort of looking good and being charming. Too much work. It’s a choice, guys.
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What Nicole doesnt get is that even nice, good man are repulsed by fat girls. You will be alone, dear.
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Off topic:
SNL had it right when Dan Akroyd was still around.
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@Nicole “finding out a guy I was seeing considers me subhuman despite all evidence to the contrary made me angry enough at myself to consider checking out.”
Sorry to hear that, very shitty. It’s not your problem he lied, don’t forget you can’t control what others say or do. There is a small minority of men (and women) who like fat as a turn on. Just as there is a small minority of men who like older women or a small minority of women who like younger men. Even when I fantasize I’m younger and thinner . It’s biological, not about you as a person at all. Good for you for taking on the weight loss journey – your esteem will rise, both inside and outside. It’s not about selling out either it’s just about facing the facts of life.
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Sad, alone is better than being some bottom feeder’s shag report.
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Aoefe, thank you for the well wishes. I like the kind of encouragement that is holistic and non smarmy.
I understand that I can’t contol others’ being assholes. It’s just that it takes two to tango, and I have to own my part of that sad dynamic.
The fat wasn’t the major factor, but I’m sure it was one of them, and the devil’s in the details. I just don’t want to take my clothes off in front of anyone until my physique is more in line with my identity.
It’s one reason I’ve started lifting weights again. I don’t enjoy being a weak person. I understand my femininity will take a hit appearance wise, but I can probably balance that by wearing less sensible shoes or something. Heheheh…
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Nicole, aeofe,
Sexual politics are ruthless. They are for a reason. Ideas that conflict with human nature are at best fads but usually anomalies. There is a list of undesirable qualities just as there is a list of desirables. And while the list differs by gender it’s best not to wallow in self pity wishing it were not true.
It’s so F#*king easy to up you value while simultaneously increasing every quality of life measure – just lose weight. Don’t hamster yourself into delusional corners thinking that there are some guys who like em fat. Just do it or deal with the consequences but don’t fight, bemoan or ignore nature.
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Back in my much younger “hunter” years when I was single, I lived by the axiom, “Never eat more than you can carry”.
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Doctors encourage this due to the “eating disorder” hysteria. Sure, purging, anorexia, etc… can get carried away, but overall fasting, etc.. is good for ladies aside from freak issues like with ballerinas where they have to be 90lbs. Women aren’t testosterone dependent, so starving is good for them. Fasting lowers heart risks among mormons, no diabetes, arthritis with a low-normal weight. Women are told by doctors they are “too thin” when they really need to lose 10lbs by my eye. Cottage cheese and 10lbs… no, sorry doc, spend a week on the french riviera to find out what a “normal” ass looks like. French girls eat normally and lack american chickies emotional binging, so there’s your benchmark for healthy. Starve your bitch, make her puke up those dozen brownies she just shoveled down and slap her silly until she eats like a human being and not a grazing cattle.
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Actually, Cadnerd, omegas can be born as well as “made”. I’m a very unbalanced person. I’m top 1 percent in IQ and have a memory equal to that. But, if not ugly, I’m not great looking (think Paul Giamatta), and I’m very physically uncordinated with super-slow reflexes. Additionally, I’m slow witted and have trouble reading people. These last two attributes are killers in the meeting-women game.
Acting with the confidence of an alpha wouldn’t work for me past the first sentence I said to a woman.
At least I’m not fat, LOL.
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BTW, the fat comment wasn’t a knock at you, Nicole.
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Nicole it’s often after the fact we look at our own part in a relationship. We’ve got to remember it seemed right at the time. We can grow from it – that’s important, however I refuse to beat myself up for past mistakes because it is what it was. Hindsight is always 20/20. What you do going forward is what counts. You know the “Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me” thingie. Gotta say though a new fool means you’re staring all over again and the slate is clean again. jk (sorta)
Well I see I listed two platitudes so I’ll be leaving it at that, always leave em’ wanting more. hehe
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Perhaps she was a bit more cooperative and a bit more sociable because she was HUNGRY!
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@ Nicole
Keep working out, keep lifting, don’t give up and don’t get down on yourself 🙂
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Legion, Aoefe, and LP, that’s just the thing. I understand the reality of the situation, and am not down on myself. I don’t expect perfection from myself or anyone else. However, I do understand now that I know I’m not doomed, that crappy treatment is not something I need to learn to put up with. If I can’t be treated in line with who I am and what I’m really worth, then screw them and their mother and all their friends, all of them together and each of them alone.
If I’d had that attitude when I thought I was doomed to be as fat as I was forever, I could have saved myself a lot of pain because then I’d have at least been smart enough to stick to fetishists.
I think I was a little spoiled by my husband, who is a freak of nature, and between that and the courgar encouragement, I was just incredibly naive.
So it’s not that I don’t have the confidence to take my clothes off. I just don’t want to give guys a false sense of security that it’s okay to, pardon me, poke the bear.
I mean…let’s be real here. Most humans kinda suck. Every time I know someone getting into a new relationship, I wish them well, but there’s a little sick game going on in my head about how long it’ll take them to find each other’s major dysfunction.
Everybody has at least one. Someone looking down on me for being fat when I’m not horridly obese is just a tool because if you know them well enough, sooner or later you find their scratch. When I do, it hurts but the moment I get just enough emotional distance from the moment of failure, I find it funny that someone who is some flavor of fail thought he was better than me.
…and *that* is what is bothering me. Fail thinks it’s better than me because my flaw is socially inconvenient. So this makes me look to them like an easier target, and they ultimately leave because my actual worth to humanity, sexually, and many other ways, is greater than they thought it was, and I have the nerve to not think they were the first guy in the world to ever get the bright idea to go a’hoggin’.
I just want to look like me again. I am a warpig of the barbarian chick sort. I can be nice when I want to be, but I don’t have to be. I want little boys and punk ass fools to look at me and be afraid. I want to attract the guys like my ex and my legal husband, who like ’em feisty and a physical challenge. Then at least I’ll know the sex will be worth the experience.
I was scary when I met my first husband, and hadn’t completely broken down by the time I met the second. Now I’m back under the weight I was when I met the second, but I still have some kilos to lose and some guns to regain. Since I’m older, it’s even more important for guys to know that they’re looking at enduring success that is going to go out in a blaze, not a whimper.
Until then, this ship is cloaked.
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“Things change,” he promised. “When you’re young you think everything will stay the same. It won’t. Everything will change. You just have to keep going.”
He laughed for a second at a memory.
“There was a girl at my school, I won’t say her name, but she was the most popular girl, the prettiest girl. Everyone treated her like the queen of the school.”
He saw her recently.
“Now she is fat and ugly.”
-UFC fighter Georges St. Pierre
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i was just talking about this yesterday with a guy at work. since SO many women are fat, just being less than fat makes a girl stand out. she doesn’t even have to have an exceptionally pretty face, but if she’s not fat, she’s ahead of half the women out there, so she stands out.
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@knepper:
Burgers and ramen noodles are fattening, but only if you eat too many of them. There’s nothing stopping people of any income from simply eating fewer things.
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