Piss Bomb

Reader Alex wants to know if this photo bomb of a guy pissing in the background (aka ‘piss bomb’) is sufficiently alpha:

Just another HS student at the Chateau. Was strolling through the internet and found this photo which I think has the right attitude towards posing for photos with women.

only problem is he’s looking at the camera. Do you say yay or nay to pissing in a photo where your girlfriend or fb tries to strike an attention grabbing pose? I think it’s a neg, a tease, and dhv all in the same photo; it shows you don’t give a shit about who sees your johnson, in fact exposing it to the world, while putting down your girl’s attempts to grab attention by ruining her photo and turning your back to her. Simply genius in my opinion.

I agree, the piss bomb is an alpha maneuver. It’s especially demeaning to a girl who is trying to look hot for the cameraman and her pussy posse on Facebook (posse includes both girls and beta orbiters). Butr it’s only alpha in the sense that the pisser will receive high fives from his buddies. The chance of him closing the deal with this hot babe is low, unless she turned around and was impressed by his girth and urination distance. If you squint, it almost looks like she’s arching her back so that the pee splashes on her ass.

As for his looking at the camera like a goofball, I think it would have been funnier if he casually stared at the horizon with an expressionless face, but he was probably so excited to get away with this shot that he couldn’t help smiling from ear to ear. Also, I’m certain the camerman was in on it. The guy taking the shot is either the boyfriend who’s playing a prank, or a frustrated LJBF who is lashing out passive aggressively. If the cameraman and the pisser don’t know each other, then my hat’s off to that dude for managing to insert himself into that photo without tipping off the shooter. My guess is he was facing away from them so they couldn’t see his dick out, and then swiveled at just the right moment and let loose with a stream of golden goodness as the shutter clicked.

The world needs more of these piss bombs to prick the ego bubbles of the Facebook generation girls, who have had their heads grow too large from constant fawning flattery every time they post a status update or a dumb photo of themselves drinking shots with their slutty girlfriends. All hail the piss bomb man, for he will be the savior of the West.