Ass hair.
More than a few women, particularly those of Levantine extraction, have fluffy furrow forests. There’s nothing as boner-instakilling as doing a girl from behind, spreading her cheeks for a glorious vista, only to find a wispy patch of dark anus fuzz greeting your arrival.
Ass hair is, and should be, the domain of men. No exceptions. Women, grab a mirror and inspect your nethers. Does your pussy hair continue past your taint like a growing moss? You’ve got a big problem. Get rid of it, fast, if you don’t want to lose that perfect man after the first date. (Second date if you’re Amish.) I don’t care what it takes or how much it’ll hurt — wax it, Nair it, zap it, dip it in an acid bath — just grit your teeth and think of how pleased your 15 year old remedial math student will be.
It’s hard to believe in this day and age there are women out there who don’t fully grasp the importance of their looks on how men perceive them. You can be a 10, but a thatch of ass hair will immediately deduct 5 points. It’s so unattractive, men will actually try to avoid having sex with you in favor of gazing at your pretty face and listening to you blab about Gossip Girl.
Even worse? When the pussy juice mingles with the ass hair, transforming it into an oily slick of matted seaweed.
Is any of this getting through to you?
This has been a deliberately disgusting and effectively shaming PSA.
Agreed. Asshair -> Instant boner deflator.
Nipple hair comes second.
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Nice.
But you forgot to mention the full effect of unshowered asshair after 2 days or so.
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I had no idea such a trait existed… Germanic women being my type.
Sigh… there go my Sophia Loren/Raquel Welsh reveries.
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Not me. Call me a freak, a perv or a fetishist. But female ass/pussy hair turns me on.
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lol so true. soso true
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I’ve been lucky — women I’ve slept with have *generally* gone to the salon before going out with me. One of my close exes (9 on the scale, great for social proof, still loves me) tells a story about visiting a wax specialist named Olga who tore ass hairs out of her with tweezers and a head-mounted magnifying glass. Choice story, after I stopped sleeping with her.
I’ve told some women in my past that they need maintenance. Most of them thanked me for being blunt, but I can’t wage war in the bush, I’m more of an open desert warrior myself. A little on the front is good, but then keep the rest of the body trimmed down to skin.
That being said, I think a guy can tell if a woman is a forest of body hair before he strips her down. If you can’t handle it, pick your dames well ahead of time. Hairy arms and lip fuzz are a dead giveaway.
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Also, when chicks have moles on their faces that grow those dark, nasty hairs, and the girl doesn’t pluck them regularly, it’s extremely disgusting. And distracting,
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Krispy: I had one of those that started getting hairy in high school. Went to a cosmetic surgeon and had the mole removed for $300. No reason to leave that crap on my mug, and no woman should either.
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“Also, when chicks have moles on their faces that grow those dark, nasty hairs,”
Moles in general – even without the hairs – are very unattractive. Especially when there are multiple ones across the body. Get them removed. It is easy and not very expensive.
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“just grit your teeth and think of how pleased your 15 year old remedial math student will be.”
Huh?
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Excellent post. Sometimes the dark is your friend
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“just grit your teeth and think of how pleased your 15 year old remedial math student will be.”
To Dr. Grzlickson,
he is implying approval for statutory rape by adult women against boys.
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about to sex for first time, find a hairy bush, ass crack hair. What do? What say?
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Nothing like getting a dingleberry surprise when chowing down.
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Awww, did widdle Woissy have a bad expewience? 😦
TMI.
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Once again… another idiotic post!!! I love licking the sopping ass hair. Especially with a 300lbs woman where you’ve got to shove the lard aside to jam you face in there.
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about to sex for first time, find a hairy bush, ass crack hair. What do? What say?
Offer to shave her, or trim it into some risque shape – it can be a turn on for both of you.
If she’s not interested in your helping with the maintenance, or doesn’t get the hint and do it herself, you’re not really interested in her, either.
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Thank God. I thought it was just me. I actually lost my erection with a well above average looking woman a few months ago when I saw a mole the size of a dime on her back (overlooked it and kept going) but then I grabbed her ass, spread it open, and a puff of asshole fuzz greeted me.
I thought I was getting old and my cock wasn’t working like it should be. Other than the mole and the booty fuzz, this girl could give a boner to a corpse.
Such a waste of talent.
FYI, I know for a fact that with decent insurance, a woman can get a mole removed for less than $90. And a razor is only like $0.88 or some shit. I’m going to start carrying money orders in the amount of $90.88 and give them to girls 24 hours before I plan on fucking them for the first time.
Last but not least, In my experience, 50% of them women I’ve been with have lashes on their brown eye – even if they’re immaculate everywhere else. Why???
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Peter will vehemently disagree with this post.
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Well someone had an eventful weekend.
I’ll extend to say that ANY hair on a woman besides a well-trimmed bush and the head is unsightly.
No exceptions. It’s just plain dumb. Like men who wear white tube socks with sandals. WHY?
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@CatoRenasci
Nonsense. If she doesn’t know to trim that she is already not worth your time.
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Ass hair is pretty unappealing.
I’m equally or more turned off by simple stink emanating anywhere from her person.
Nor do I understand why any woman tolerates the slightest hint of any female facial hair or moustache. Pluck or laser that shit, I don’t care how old you are and think you’re exempt.
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You know how men are routinely mocked, ridiculed and shamed in society? Often treated as the butt of a joke no pun intended? This post is payback. Talking about possible unsavory aspects of women that rarely see the light of day. Mustn’t disrespect the ladies, that’s misogynist!
You don’t act like a feminine lady you don’t get treated like a lady. Welcome to guysville, enjoy your stay.
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Dr. McGee: With all women having smart phones, they should know they can take a photo of the brown eye to confirm its cleanliness and lack of brows.
Shit, I should have an iPhone/Android app written called “Rate My Brown Eye Anonymously” for women to upload (anonymously) their crack and have people tell them if it looks solid or not.
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“Last but not least, In my experience, 50% of them women I’ve been with have lashes on their brown eye – even if they’re immaculate everywhere else. Why???”
shaved asshole = Loud farts. In case you didn’t know.
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The most unattractive trait on a woman is facial hair of an kind. Even a pale, whispy, hardly visible patch of hair on the upper lip is a deal breaker.
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Cue shrill harpies accusing you of being a pedo.
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I don’t mind ass hair.
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this is a very nice post, especially for a summer monday, lite as a pink lemonade, putting things into perspective.
I mean it.
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@Ted
You also don’t mind dating the bottom of the barrel, either. Have fun at BINGO tournys and Gloria Steinem book readings.
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+1 for Asian chicks
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You fucking sodomite. I thought you were talking about hairy ass cheeks. Now that would be fucking revolting.
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Once again, this website boldly goes where no man has gone before!
One of my close exes (9 on the scale, great for social proof, still loves me) tells a story about visiting a wax specialist named Olga who tore ass hairs out of her with tweezers and a head-mounted magnifying glass.
I wonder if she puts video of this online?
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Open question:
I’m in an omega level dry spell. Will acquiring two or three ugly fuck buddies help? Are fat ugly bitches with ass hair so entitled that interacting with them isn’t even worth my time? And yes, I fully intend to subtly let them know that they need to lose weight in order to be considered for anything more than drunken hookups.
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Asian chicks gain a point for having hairy ass cracks? They are the biggest offenders.
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@Good Luck Chuck
What are you talking about? Most Asian chicks don’t shave.
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I vehemently disagree you roissy…It all depends on the woman..If she’s over an 8 I love a bit ass hair. I even love when a beautiful girl’s (over an 8) vagina looks a tad mangled. It’s a turn on. Its that bit of secret imperfection or animal aspect of a delicate flower. If you really love women as I do you’d find nothing wrong with the waft of her stankin ass and puss after a long workout. I think its pretty beta to cringe at the sight of some asshair bro. You yet and still have a great website but don’t leave these eager neophytes astray with sexual banalities that are strictly preferential. Keep up the good work homie. I’ve doused my penis in the best of vaginal waters friends. I know what Im talkin about.
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We don’t date
Asian girls
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As bad as ass hair is, I’d still say nipple hair is just as bad. If I get a chick’s top off and she’s got hairy nipples, I’m not even sticking around long enough to find out if she has ass hair too.
Reminds me of a full blooded Italian girl back in HS; drop-dead gorgeous with clothes on, but it was a running joke in the guy’s locker room that once you get her shirt off, you want to put it right back on.
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Good lord, this is incredibly true. Glad it isn’t just me. I had one of the best sack-queens I’ve ever known 80% ruined by spreading her angelic cheeks and being greeted by an irate, hirsute Eye of Sauron. Thereafter she was strictly relegated to night duties.
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I was thinking this exactly same thing the other day when I peeled back my main girl’s cheeks from behind and saw that staring back at me. Almost de-bonerized me on the spot.
Funny how a girl can spend so much time on other parts of her body and neglect that very important area.
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Asian are generally less hairy to begin with.
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One of the hottest and most enthusiastic girls I ever fucked had this issue. She kept a nice landing strip out front and the labia were shaved clean. But as you moved down to the taint, the hairs started and got progressively thicker. I was too frightened at that point to look down any farther because I knew it would kill my ability to fuck this otherwise exceptional piece of ass.
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granted, this post is shaming PSA
still, minus 5 points for having asshair? come on. you guys can’t be serious
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obviously not serious. at least 7 points
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Enough ass hair and Asian girls. hah!! we hardy have any hair on our bodies. : ) Good Luck Chuck is right..we are less hairy in general! What about you Anglo, European men, with hair everywhere!! hehe!! Trim those nose hair eweewewe! lol!!
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im not addressing CR. im asking the guys who agree whole-ass-turdly (i just wanted to use that) to the major instant-boner-killer-of-the-highest-order-of-magnitude status conferred to asshair.
you can always stop looking.
a pungent smell though, you can’t escape that
[Editor: I breathe through the mouth when she’s smelly down there.]
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Totally unrelated, but what’s the technique called where you say you’re one thing, then in the following sentence you also say you’re the opposite of that?
For example:
I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet.
I’m sure I read a post about it on here or somewhere else, it’s driving me crazy.
Thanks.
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since we are on the subject. One sure thing the ladies need to remember is at anytime during the day you took a shit please shower before going ass up for your guy. he may smell your ass and that is a dick softener. Good luck and much joy on that cock carousel ladies.
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This needs to reach the masses. Fortunately, I have had only one such encounter, and was too drunk to care (the problem was also quite minor).
I would be interested to hear your thoughts on rimming. Which type of value is it a demonstration of? Does that change if she protests?
My initial thoughts are that because it makes most women embarassed initially, and is super exposing for them, it is a way for men to re-assert their dominance where otherwise there is so much pressure to ‘do to her what she does to you’. Vag is not on my menu. So seems to me like a DHV, to rim a chick who enjoys it, or one who faintly protests but can be persuaded. The first time I did it this happened, she tried to get up and I pressed on the girl’s back to hold her down and just said ‘ssshhh’. She instantly gave way to this (my first lesson in what really turns women on – confirmed by much of the content on this site) and the moans began about 15 seconds later.
On the other hand, if the chick is really not enjoying it, then you have to question whether the guy has his priorities right if he continues. That would be more of a DLV which may lead to the cessation of sex depending upon the other dynamics involved.
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Sorry, can’t concur on the current fashion for hairlessness around the female equator. If my lady has depilated her pubis, I can’t help being reminded of a skanky high maintenance stripper tramp.
The feminists complain that men favour the hairless fashion because it reminds them of the prepubescent stage. On the contrary, an unshaven natural carpet implies to me, true or not, a younger and more innocent state of mind and being that that lady hasn’t yet been fully worn out riding that famous carousel.
One question:
Where do you expect to see more hair? On a pure 16 year old virgin maiden or on an 28 – 38 year old veteran carousel jockey?
The hours that most women spend waxing and shaving their nether-lands would be better invested in the weight room for a more youthful sporty form.
No argument on hygiene though. I’m sure some might prefer a riper more intense flavour to their “cheese”, but I’m not one of them.
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I live in Brazil.
Its called brazilian wax for a reason.
Never been in the situation of staring ass hair.
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Downside: black beans is a central dietary item in Brazil. I assure you gentlemen that coming back from her backhole with a peel of bean resting in the helmet is far more distasteful than one or two hairs.
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Cognitive dissonance?
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As I’m sure you know, some here – also by way of their culture – don’t use recipes for meat prepared by placing it under a horse’s saddle for 4 weeks.
Fish… either.
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I believe you defined Santorum
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the worst is spreading cheeks and seeing shit residue that hasn’t been properly wiped away. i’ll take ass hair if that at least controls such a problem. i literally almost threw up all over a girl’s back once because of this. i still have flashbacks and couldn’t do doggy for 3 years aftewards.
call it penis memory.
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nope. Oil is a dirty brownish black, so he’s defining Obama.
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Asshair- the unibrow of the nether regions.
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One girl asked me to buy her a brown Gucci bag.
I told her she already has one.
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I believe it is called a bunny tail.
Man up, reach down and pinch a few hairs out, sends a message. Tell her you thought you saw a spider.
“Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you are winning.”
-TMIMITW on the subject of Lady Luck.
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Are there any White racislist aware male here or White supremacist or whatever the way you want to be called? Are there any Black male here? Well I have found a tendency I want to prove. I have talked to Black men here in the US and in France, and it seems to me that Black men are more forgiving about hairy pussies than we, White men. Is it just me or you can tell about it? And if so, why? Does race matter here? Now, a little advice. If you want to try a real, real tight hairy pussy go to the French countryside, on your own risk.
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@G. L. Piggy
Hilarious! I am laughing half to death, man!
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After I bonked this chick I was leaving the room to take a shower and I turned around to see her standing nude in profile.
It looked like her ass grew a mohawk.
Kathryn, you disgusted me.
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Downside: black beans is a central dietary item in Brazil. I assure you gentlemen that coming back from her backhole with a peel of bean resting in the helmet is far more distasteful than one or two hairs.
There is a song about this: “Her Shit on His Dick”
except it was a pinto bean.
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Please talk about Anthony Wiener’s twatting. What do you think will happen to his political career?
The comparison is Bill Clinton denying at a press conference about having sex. Today, Wiener came out with a confession.
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Disagree. The most unattractive trait on women: the penis
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@From the can
Hahaha. I’ve heard thats a problem in Thailand.
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I think nipple hair is on equal par also…
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All health insurance should cover ass electrolysis!
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Don’t forget the cosmetic bleaching that some women do down there. Pornstars in particular.
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Maybe it’s just me, I don’t have great eyesight and I don’t try and get a good look at a girl’s asshole. So it might as well not exist to me.
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I don’t mind at all.
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“Don’t forget the cosmetic bleaching that some women do down there. Pornstars in particular.”
On a group outing visit to a strip club a few years ago, a female friend pointed out to me that the dancers probably had partaken in “anal bleaching”.
It all kinda made sense after she explained what it was and involved and I found it all rather amusing, yet appreciated the effort that had been made.
Kinda like a bit of extra detailing on your car.
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LOL by lots.
Funny. I’m a fag (loads of us LOVE the Chateau) and we live in a mirror universe. In fag-land the thicker the bottybush, the better! Lots of fags are very proud of their ass-bushes and it’s considered very hot, particularly on a young guy. Many of us cultivate ass-hair the same way we cultivate facial hair.
Mind you, that’s cos we’re men.
So it proves your point – gross on a woman.
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ran out of topics to blog about?
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I’m glad I read this After I ate dinner.
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wow. you sure can find some enclaves of douchey guys who think it’s some fucking honor to be fucked by you. why would we go to such trouble for you jerks? what ever did men do throughout history BEFORE it was possible for a woman to look like a porn star for you? did they just never have sex?? i don’t think so. grow up. appreciate women as people. /puke
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“To Dr. Grzlickson,
he is implying approval for statutory rape by adult women against boys.”
Still don’t get it.
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Yup. My first cougar. I nearly vomited on her back.
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Most of the women I have seen naked – who were of the type I imagined to be most likely to take a go at a 15 year old guy – were completely shaved. Jus Sayin
And the ones who had what was the most like an un-trimed, primeval womanly crotch – were the most naive and innocently curious, about fucking.
So, tap the first kind once and then change your address. Tap the second kind enough for her to lose all that innocence and naviety and then change your address..
f you do this part thoroughly, you have a fair chance of getting away intact.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Wow Roissy,
Your blog has attracted an abundance of amateur betas who simply imitate your vulgarity in hopes to be like you. Asshole game can work but these comments are overflowing with the pseudo dominant. Fucking blogs.
Slandering a girls mutated asshole in a blog can be funny and is alpha if said blogger has a history of showing competence with women.
Slandering a girls mutated asshole in a comments section is beta as shit. Get a real soap box you fucktards. I hope your girlfriend shits on your dick and you pull dingleberries off your sack that are not native to your poop shoot.
P.S. my vulgarity is excused as it is directed at those who are present to defend their beta existences.
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Boston Bruins didn’t get ruined. Dammit!
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@Cognitivedissonance
How hairy is your butthole?
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@Good Luck Chuck – maybe on the ARMS or the FACE, but asian women… some of THE hairiest snatches I’ve ever encountered.
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@cognitivedissonance – theyd be appreciated MORE if they didnt look like they were smuggling a mink shall betwix their ass cheeks. If you’re coming to THIS blog to scold MEN you’re fighting a un-winnable war. Now go wax your brown eye or gtfo.
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LASTLY… when you can tell which direction the last time they wiped just by looking at their asshair? Instant dismissal.
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Here in South Florida, the hairless look for women is all the rage.
Front and back.
Ever since I arrived here about eight years ago, I don’t remember seeing any pubic hair (or ass hair, thank you very much CR) on any of the women I’ve seen naked.
This is a blessing for living in South Florida.
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Nair that.
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Thank You for this post!! I was just telling a buddy about this hot chick I was with, BUT she had this long ass ass hair. So fucking nasty!!!!
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Once, in my early youth, I had a one-nighter with a very attractive bar wench. Back then she’d be a strong 7. Beautiful heart-shaped ass.
I’ve always been a manscaped motherfucker. Not for a woman’s pleasure, simply for my own peace of mind. Anyway, as she’s slowly sliding her thong down her thighs, I’m about to dive in when the stench of a rotting kangaroo’s colon punches me in the mouth.
The panties stop at the knees and I spread her cheeks to find a bush, which must’ve been the one that spoke to Moses, thrust out from what appeared to be a very nice pucker.
My hypocrisy only goes so far so I gave her a choice, shower and use my razor, or get the fuck out.
She was so appalled that I had the nerve to stop right then and there, that she huffed and puffed then stomped out of my place.
No way am I making a dental appointment for a haircut.
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Slightly off-topic (although not by much)…
“The Story of Feminism– as told by WOMEN”
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It’s a good thing you guys don’t really want to be cavemen, cuz those cave chicks didn’t have access to Nair, wax, tweezers or razors. How did the human race get off the ground with all those disgusted men?
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@aoefe
Stop posting your comments and go shave your ass!
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@aoefe @cognitivedissonance
Society got off the ground because the cavemen were pounding pussy. It’s just the quasi-homesexuals of the modern feminist/soon to collapse civilization that enjoy butthexing. So shave your ass, or get back in the kitchen and make me and the kids some sandwiches.
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I actually love sweaty dingle berry infested asshair to lick and eat for hours. Why not add some sweaty meat curtains that will cover my face and help me suffocate, along with a sea of fat roles that I can make sweet oily love to.
I think facial hair is more of a deal breaker.
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Buttoxhair is the worst.
Of equal importance is how some men (like our friend PA) have such a mental block about the fact that women are vertebrates that poop, fart, and get diarrhea, that it prevents them from seeing women as humans, which precludes such from forming relationships with women.
This is a common psych-obstacle that hinders many men.
I wish we could help PA and others- overcome this mental block, in some way.
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Buttoxhair is the worst.
Of equal importance is how some men (like our friend PA) have such a mental block about the fact that women are vertebrates that poop, fart, and get diarrhea, that it prevents them from seeing women as humans, which precludes such from forming relationships with women.
This is a common psych-obstacle that hinders many men.
I wish we could help PA and others- overcome this mental block, in some way.
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aoefe,
Since you have vast expertise on the subject (on account of your vast buttox), it will be your privilege to…..
…..(wait for it, wait for it)…….
Detox my Buttox.
-GB
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A beauty of 10, virgin, knows how to cook, feminine, submissive, “embraces the polarity between the two sexes” but has a one or two hair in the ass…–> she is out.
Cracking post! Cracking comments!
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WHO CARES?
Why are you so obsessed with physical beauty?
Good grief, that you nitpick over a body part which is almost always covered.
Like this guy:
“My hypocrisy only goes so far so I gave her a choice, shower and use my razor, or get [out].
Yeah, that happens in real life. Right.
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Best post in a long time. That telltail focus on the coprocomic means it’s the real McRoissy.
Fartiste?
Agree with the bitch above that it’s a fine summer Monday post.
*******
Now free gratis and for nothing have a choice quote from Robert Beck, aka Iceberg Slim, circa 1969:
Interviewer: “Would you say that there is a real war between the sexes, then?”
Beck: “Oh, constantly. If the man doesn’t keep the upper hand then the woman will take over. And then she doesn’t want him anymore; she wants to try another challenge. Once she’s sure, once she’s ever sure of you…”
The book “Pimp” by Iceberg Slim is a continual joy and one of the best books ever written by an American.
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“It’s a good thing you guys don’t really want to be cavemen, cuz those cave chicks didn’t have access to Nair, wax, tweezers or razors. How did the human race get off the ground with all those disgusted men?”
Everybody was hairy, unwashed and stank like shit, so you couldn’t really tell the difference.
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Feminist and WK Journalists pouncing on Wiener at his press conference for reasons that men would actually defend him on:
They’re saying the women were “too young” and he “could be their father”:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/06/06/weiner_to_the_best_of_my_knowledge_they_were_all_adults.html
No, and if he’d actually slept with any of them without leaving unnecessary Internet traces, he would have been alpha.
Republican strategist defends Wiener’s wife’s honor:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/06/06/chris_matthews_on_weiners_wife_maybe_shes_partly_responsible.html
The GOP strategist said “Of course his wife is not responsible” for Wiener wanting to stray.
Yes and No. There was no need for a GOP strategist to try to pretend that the opinion that the wife wasn’t responsible (such as quickly losing her looks) is somehow part of the GOP platform.
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@aoefe
We also didn’t have deodorant, soap, toothpaste and shampoo. I doubt you’d date a guy who didn’t use any of those. Likewise Nair, wax, tweezers ad razors are available in this modern day so you should get rid of your fvcking ass hair.
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Inmalafide is out in front again with the Wiener mangina story.
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I am soooo happy I got attention!!! I need to be sarcastic more often. For the record I get it, I love a guy who grooms. 🙂
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aoefe,
woman on roissy = attention whore
……typical
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I love some ass/pussy hair. Are you kidding me? The first thing I say to a woman is to grow some hair… makes my dick really hard just to think about it.
It’s all about personal preferences.
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+1 on the showering after having a shit.
Is it just me, or is there anyone else who refuses to go south on a woman unless she showers first, especially if she’s been at work in a big office all day, or out at the bars all night? I’m mean, really, think of all the skanks that used that toilet ahead of her! GROSS!!!!
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Agreed. I remember doggying a hot blond Dutch chick once only to behold a fetid nest. Worse yet I could swear I saw what she had for lunch. Gives new meanining to “Oh what a tangled web we weave.”
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Funny, until reading this post, all I’ve ever heard from guys is how hot nipple hair is. Not sure about ass hair though. I usually hear women complain about male ass hair (and their own)rather than the other way around.
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should the hair trimming be done before or after detoxing the buttox?
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appreciate women as people
gay
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This post and it’s commentary are proof in a microcosm, as if it were needed, of the decline and fall of American Civilization. I would say “our” American Civilization but I’m beginning to appreciate how few of us there are left. This trend to pussy baldness, ass waxing, etc. is the direct result of the internet porn revolution. There was a time boys, when bald pussy meant cheap whore or a pre-pubescent girl. You’ve all been brainwashed by skank, gangster, homosexual porn producers. You’ve been trained in paedophilia. All your manhood can handle is a little girl. Now you idolize the unnatural – a woman is no longer beautiful as she is, as she has been for every last one of your forefathers back into time immemorial. What was good for those men however, is somehow no longer good enough for their manscaping, fat, duty-avoiding, Western Civilization self-hating, Obama-voting, poor excuses for male sons. It would be funny, hilarious, if it weren’t such a sad, pathetic marker of our decline as Western men. This is what my great-grandfather died on the fields of France for? What my grandfather and uncles fought and killed for? For a bunch of metrosexual pussies to whine like fags about women’s crotches…Jesus. Would the last real white man proud of himself, his civilization, his manhood, please lower our flag from the flagpole on the green village square, salute and say farewell.
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Unattractive behaviors in men (that were once manly):
http://www.cracked.com/article_19224_6-wuss-behaviors-that-were-once-badass-survival-instincts.html
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Why are you so obsessed with physical beauty?
because our dicks don’t get hard from intellect.
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in college i dated a hippie chick.
a GREEK hippie chick.
my conscious mind had blacked this memory out until i read this blog post.
thanks heartsie.
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This is completely off topic, but someone needs to slap this bitch down:
http://jezebel.com/5809142/
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@ History – BS. Deforestation has been practiced in different cultures for millenia. It’s not a Western or American Civilization phenomena.
Call it pseudo-pedophilia if you want (even though that’s been historically practiced in most cultures – my grandmother married at 14, how about yours?), but the bottom line is, real men prefer clear-cutting.
And really, why do you think perfume was invented – to cover up the “natural” odors that we all have.
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OT: Are you going to comment about Anthony Weiner?
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@History- your great grandfather died in a field in France so that some jew could put a few more $$ in his pocket. The same for every other american that has died on a battlefield since 1900. Your hero worship is misplaced as your immediate forefathers are directly responsible for allowing that jew to seize power. All the metro faggotry you behold today is a direct result of your grandfather failing to do his duty as an american and throw that jew out on his ass.
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Heartiste, I have a question.
In an earlier post you wrote that many of your former lovers remain cherished loves to you. But in another post you wrote that it’s laughable to think that high quality men leave women better than they found them.
Is it possible to be on good terms with ex lovers (that you “dump”, for want of a better word)? Can a relationship end with only mutual fond memories, or is that an exception to the rule that most exes will be bitter and resentful towards you?
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It’s pathetic that some douches don’t have the self-worth, or the readily available options, to boot a bitch if she doesn’t meet par.
This douche is a perfect example of one who’ll gladly take my dingleberry leftovers:
“Good grief, that you nitpick over a body part which is almost always covered.”
That’s not the point SissyMary. What a man will never settle for, or reward with his sexuality, are things you’ll take with a smile.
You’d even tell her “Thank you, your highness!” for her lack of personal care. Enjoy her shit-stained taint.
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The most attractive trait on a woman is ass hair. It is not just about the ridge of the ambiguously moral asshawk, but mostly about those matted buns. My favorite part of copulation with women is when I take my face and bury it into the tuft of the asshawk. On more than one occasion I have found a sweet dingleberry dangling like a ripe grape from the vine. Though, I must admit, a close second to asshawks are thick, throbbing black cocks hanging so heavily between those thick hairy thighs. Of course, I’m alpha, bro, so it is entirely my decision to slam my ass onto a woman’s thick black cock. Stay alpha, bro.
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I wish a hunk like KarmaSutra would put me in my place.
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@Never Again – That “Deforestation” has been practiced in other cultures is irrelevant to my point that all of a sudden in the last 5-10 years it has become de rigeur with younger women in the US. This abrupt change is directly correlated to the prevalence of internet porn kings (who honestly would want their sister to marry one?) disseminating their sleazy idea of sex. What is your evidence that “real men prefer clear cutting”? I can offer abundant evidence that your hairless generation is fat, slacker, Obama-voting, and self-hating. I’d argue real men take a good-looking woman any way she comes.
@Ave Veritas – I don’t subscribe to anti-semitism. The Jews as a race and culture have chosen to be exclusive and non-proselytizing, thus maintaining their coherence and continuity as an identifiable cohort in the history of human civilization. That exclusiveness (“The Chosen People”) means they are a self-determined outsider in the broader cultures they inhabit, which often invites disaster. However, as a tight-knit cohort they deliberately and instinctually support their kin and even distant kin in order to protect and propagate their gene pool. Families and groups that stick together, support and share, flourish and create wealth. Hating Jews for their success to remain distinct as a culture and therefore to become disproportionately influential and wealthy is simply blaming them for acting logically to benefit their extended family. There are many lessons others can learn from the Jewish example. My own White Protestant culture has proselytized so long and been so inclusive that it has finally almost committed cultural suicide. The question is what will succeed it in Obamaland? What will arise from the ashes of my once proud culture?
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THE most unattractive sight on a girls asshole is the sperm of the last guy she was fucking!!!!!!!!!
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@History – what is my evidence? That young (and older) women are doing it is all the evidence required. Face it, they don’t do it for comfort (I’ve heard the horror stories about waxing, and have you ever felt the itch from shaving your nether regions?), they do it to be attractive to men.
The fact that it’s practiced in other cultures is fully relevant to your argument. That shows that it’s not America-centric.
And how do you explain the culture shift from the long-haired, hairy-armpit women of the 60’s Hippie culture (who fit the demographic of Obama-type voters)? What you have now is “free love”, but without getting pubes caught in your throat. lol
Porn has been around a long time. Rightly or wrongly, porn-kings are producing a product which appeals to the base desires of humans. Rape, gang rape, sodomy, sexual enslavement etc. have been around as long as humans have inhabited the earth. It’s a weapon of war and it’s a means of growing your own tribe.
No, I agree, I wouldn’t want my sister to marry a porn-king. Then again, I wouldn’t want to shag a porn-star, either. Maybe I’m old-fashioned…
However, +1 on your response to Ave Veritas. Hatred of a race due to their cultural success is petty, narrow-minded envy. The same cultural protectionism is practiced by Amish people, but maybe they fly too far under the radar for clowns like AV.
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I personally dont mind pussy hair as long as its not left to turn into a jungle. Either way is fine with me. But asshole hair is another beast all together. It is just a turn – off ,plain and simple. Same thing with armpit hair. Hair in those two areas is just a very male attribute that causes something in my primordial brain to to cringe. Regardless of whether or not evolution has chosen to leave those tufts intact.
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@History
If you know your shit then you know that both the nazis and the soviets were far from enemies, they were desired antagonists on the global stage. So your Grandparents were prole fucks just like the rest of ours, My grandad on my Dads was a war hero british army military cross winner landed on D-day, fought all the way through France, Holland and Germany. My Grandad couldn’t get a job as an engineer in Britain after the war because he was JUST a decorated war hero engineer, not the university educated type, never mind that the war machine ate the best years of his life and left him with fuck all money in the same northeast -of-england hole where the only profession is coalminer/veteren. A lot of Coal miner veterens on that side of the family. A lot of them sick and dead from war and coal mining, i sure glad i ain’t them. Funnily enough my Grandad ended up finding employment with an arab company and made a bucket load in the middle east for a while.
No point hating on Obama voters, Dwight Eisenhower and JFK have been dead for along time boy.
Vietnam where is your president?
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@ j “aoefe, woman on roissy = attention whore……typical”
Yay j! You rose to my next sarcastic comment. See it really does work! 😉
But out of curiosity if you weren’t seeking attention by posting a comment, what were YOU doing?
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How about the Manginas who couldn’t get to the bottom of JFK, RFK, MLK to this day and were happy with LBJ and vietnamx10 in the sixties. You been pussies and slaves for years, but ahhh the good old days…..
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The good old days when you were drafted to war and got to watch your political leaders slain on national TV.
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Things worse than a mildly hair crack:
Chin hair
Hairy facial mole
Hairy nipples
Chest hair
Foul smelling vag
And a desert down under is perverse. In a bad way. While a rain forest is a turn-off for me too, a well-trimmed green belt is perfect.
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“I spread her cheeks to find a bush, which must’ve been the one that spoke to Moses…”
Hilarious! I’m a writer and I wanna steal this line.
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Ass hair is nasty as hell, but at least there’s the excuse that it can’t bee seen in a mirror. Banged a chick with nipple hair a few months ago and all I could think was “WTF, you see that shit every time you look down!” Couldn’t get the image out of my head – it was like banging Wilma Flintstone.
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In case you haven’t seen it, here is the transcript of Anthony Weiner’s “twatter” feeds http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Wiener-Facebook-Transcript-Watermarked.pdf
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@ave veritas
its a crime in america to call out all the poisonous aspects of american culture that jews propagated. In the 50s, divorce, single motherhood, gays,and stds were rare. Today everyone has a gay relative and has probably caught a few uncurable bugs, has daddy issues and was born out of wedlock. All happened on accident i guess
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aoefe,
Since you have vast expertise on the subject (on account of your vast buttox), it will be your privilege to…..
…..(wait for it, wait for it)…….
Detox my Buttox. You will need to use a lavender essence this time.
You will earn the title of ‘aoefebuttox’ after this accomplishment.
-GB
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Pussy’s when I started getting pussy it all had hair I still ruin pussy with hair hairy pussy or ass is less damageing. Hair is a dry lubricant. Hit it less chicken scratches!!!! Which are more of a downer or injury
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“This is what my great-grandfather died on the fields of France for? What my grandfather and uncles fought and killed for? ”
lmao
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I had the worst experience with an 80/20 Criollo/Mestizo chick who had 2-inch long jungle vines growing up her lower back.
She was griding on top of me and as I reached up her back to take her shirt off, my fingers ran through the maize field–it felt like I was running my fingers through a baby’s hair. Boner Nagasaki-ed.
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Remember that cartoon on MTV, Aeon Flux?
The opening credit was a chick’s eye with really long lashes, and snatches a fly that lands on it.
Now imagine that on a brown eye. I’ll never try to do anal on a chick with asslashes again.
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A hairy ass-crack is just part of the problem.
A woman can look really attractive,…. with her clothes on: long legs, pretty face, narrow waist, good figure….
But when she takes her clothes off, and you come closer and take a good look at her body, it can become really disgusting: ass crack hair, armpit hair, hair on her forearms, or on her lower back, hairy lower legs, ugly stinky pussy, stinky feet, bad breath, nipple hair, warts, molds, hard dry skin, or sweaty everywhere, strange feet, cellulite, ugly anus, strange nipples, breasts falling down after removing her bra,…..
A man should always be ready to bolt out of the door, after she revealed her horrible body.
Don’t try to force yourself to “do” her anyway, you are only traumatizing yourself.
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@bruno
gross dude are you trying to make us all monks or something?
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Don’t try to force yourself to “do” her anyway, you are only traumatizing yourself.
Interesting. There is a school of thought that says that a man should force himself to ‘do’ it anyway if this is in a marriage, so that he gets used to it and preserves the relationship,
I wonder what happened in the past when sex was only first had after marriage (when there was no backing out). I would imagine that many couples only had sex in the first few weeks of marriage, and possibly never again after that, except to forcibly conceive children.
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and not to forget: blue veins under her transparent skin, long pussy lips, and ice cold feet!
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lmao! A little alcohol helps. Bourbon to get you tipsy enough not to care, and rubbing alcohol to disinfect her.
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Not a sheep or a goat was safe.
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Nipple hair is way worse than ass hair.
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Ooh, that is a damned tough call.
Nipple hair freaks me the fuck out. My ex-wife had nipple tentacles.
Went to Chinks and they plucked each one out.
I’d take ass fuzz over that.
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i agree with The Chosen One.
this entry attracted a bunch of sissies, frat boys and plastic doll desperados since, of course, they all have an opinion about holes. and assholes. there is an entire culture [yes, culture, not subculture] of men who prefer it au neturel.
what should be upsetting is hair extensions to go with hairless mountain with the red pimples all over it. or bleached anything.
drag-queen eyebrows.
plastic nails.
VAJAZZLING?!
…and that doesn’t scare you, it actually gives you a hard one?! and a little ass hair deflates you? how much hair can be there?!
who are you banging anyway…a gorilla?!?
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@Gorbachev
Don’t let Firepower get you down, gorby. I’m sure Asian pussy is just like the real thing.
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This is for Roissy who I belive should do a commentary on this article:
http://www.refinery29.com/on-average-skinny-women-make-22-000-more-than-heavier-women
Its states that skinny women make $22,000 more than heavier women!!!
Cheers,
ROACH
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This is hilarious. I can see it being a problem that would thoughtfully be brought up in a relationship where the girl was abnormally hairy, but every woman has very fine hairs that are supposed to help prevent the spread of bacteria from the anus to the vagina.
I love how of all these male commenters in real life are probably tubby, stretch-marked, scarred, aging, saggy balled, small-dicked, short, hairy, pockmarked, greasy, molely, geeky, gangly little pockets of imperfection, and yet, from behind the safety of their computer screens, they have the nerve to criticize even the tiniest flaws on a woman’s body. I actually can’t stop laughing.
You’d better learn game because the level of vitriol directed against women’s assholes indicates that the most time any of you have spent with an intelligent, beautiful woman was the WoW avatar you created after jacking off to videos of bottle blonde and spray-tan orange porn-stars to make yourselves feel less lonely.
Note: I said “geeky.’ Geeky=!intelligent.
@History: You are totally correct.
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anonymous she (?) may be, but she is my new hero. she said exactly what i’m thinking about you morons. how do you think YOUR assholes look? and how much time are you grooming them? honestly, so glad to be happily married and done running across losers like you.
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“@History: You are totally correct.”
history is an idiot, or more respectably an ignorant fool. like his grandfathers were. This is the thing they died for and fought against that which he thinks he represents.
That they couldn’t look beyond is their failing.
” a woman is no longer beautiful as she is, as she has been for every last one of your forefathers back into time immemorial. ”
” I’d argue real men take a good-looking woman any way she comes.”
and then they wonder what happened? even the man they fought against was obsequious to the female sex, but he requested them to baby-making rather than letting them loose and then become the beacon of “women’s rights” all over the globe.
“Hating Jews for their success to remain distinct as a culture and therefore to become disproportionately influential and wealthy is simply blaming them for acting logically to benefit their extended family.”
to prevent one of the most commonly flung around epithet:
“Hating feminists for their success to remain distinct as a gender-movement and therefore to become disproportionately influential and wealthy is simply blaming them for acting logically to benefit their gender alone.”
the problem(repulsion, disgust) is when you are told that “no, it stands for equality”. lol wut?
Man is an ethical creature, at least define the rules of the game truthfully and then expect that he shouldn’t complain when he loses.
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Said the Anonymous commenter.
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Firepower
Gorbachev
you forgot to mention the full effect of unshowered asshair after 2 days or so.
We don’t date
Asian girls
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Did you accidentally hit the return button while typing that sentence or was that a haiku? Haikus consist of 17 syallables written over three lines – quite a half-assed effort I’m afraid.
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To all you anti shaving folks, people have been removing hair from that area since ancient Africa. It is apparently so important that many Africans either don’t grow much hair in the nether regions, or it’s sparse and tightly curled. It doesn’t really serve any good purpose except for people who wear tight underwear as a kind of buffer. For everyone else it’s just a parasite magnet.
The only reason it hasn’t been evolved out is that enough people trimmed, shaved, threaded, waxed, epilated, etc. that it didn’t need to be bred out. Even men shaved in ancient Egypt. There and in other places, it was an essential part of ritual purification.
I really like beards, but I understand why guys shave. My personal preferences don’t have anything to do with what is cleaner or more comfortable.
Still, widespread circumcision has a lot to do with preferences for shaven ladyparts. Circumcised men don’t generally have enough extra skin to roll with the friction of hair. Some guys can’t even be rubbed with a dry hand without pain.
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I don’t envy women when it comes to personal grooming
also, women tend to be extremely stupid compared to men in general so yea, I don’t envy women period (heh? speaking of things that I don’t envy about women or bonerkillers…)
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would have given BIG money to see the expression on your face, Roissy
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