Enraged Asian Rioter Meme

June 17, 2011 by CH

Following in the lineage of Roosh’s “Typical American Woman” meme (which feminists infiltrated and menstruated all over), here is my contribution to the art form. It’s a Friday. Knock yourself out adding captions to this Pulitzer-worthy photo. I’ll post the best memes on the blog over the weekend.

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:24 pm Bvgatti

RIOTING?

SAFE FOR OMEGAS TO PRETEND THEY HAVE TESTICLES.

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:33 pm Vic

My contribution: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wnn/

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:33 pm Polichinello

I’ll stick with my original caption.

Harrumph.

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:37 pm askjoe

Just Stanley Cup?
Why no win Lombardi Trophy?

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:44 pm Cadnerd

All your base are belong to me!

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:44 pm Anonymous

Beta?

Omega!

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on June 17, 2011 at 3:58 pm what

@Cadnerd
“All your base are belong to me!”

???
Your humor is still in the freezer? You need to thaw it out some more. hehe!!

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:06 pm Anonymous

http://qkme.me/3wor

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:07 pm Polichinello

Fuck you, TIGER MOM!!!

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:08 pm Polichinello

Oh, if you want an oldie:

MO-O-ORTAL KOMBAT!!

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:13 pm Roosh

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wph/

Where’s the main meme link to see all the entrants? Weird it’s not displaying.

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:32 pm davver

I gotta say, photo is still funny on the 20th viewing.

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:33 pm JK

This is my humble contribution:

http://qkme.me/3wpg

http://qkme.me/3wpj

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:34 pm Rollo Tomassi

Winner

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wq7/

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:39 pm Anonymous

http://qkme.me/3wqn

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm Cauthon

http://qkme.me/3wqp

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on June 17, 2011 at 4:53 pm askjoe

http://qkme.me/3wpr

ok fine, try a frustrate omega take:
http://qkme.me/3wr5
or
http://qkme.me/3wr7

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:01 pm David

Here is my attempt:

http://qkme.me/3wrq

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:02 pm Anonymous

I’m just going to leave this here…

http://www.quickmeme.com/memes/3wpx/

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:03 pm Anonymous

“menstruated all over” ??
I miss Roissy.

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:03 pm Crispus E Hale

http://qkme.me/3wrz

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:13 pm Lovekraft

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wsb/

What’s the name of this meme? Doesn’t show up on “Newest”. Would help in finding other entries.

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:24 pm raliv

“Where’s the main meme link to see all the entrants? Weird it’s not displaying.”

this

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:27 pm raliv

http://qkme.me/3wsv

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- on June 17, 2011 at 5:44 pm A.B. Dada
  
  Reverse it the two things wanted to the other one.
  
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on June 17, 2011 at 5:29 pm The_King

It would be an instant classic if he was wearing a Virginia Tech t-shirt.

Frustrated Asians are very dangerous.

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:41 pm bvgatti

ok off my lazy ass…

http://qkme.me/3wts

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:42 pm A.B. Dada

“You’re always glued to your phone when you’re with me, my love.”

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wty/

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:46 pm Anonymous

Rioting: alpha or beta?

http://deadspin.com/5813155/look-at-this-u+18-canadian-water-polo-player-trying-to-blow-up-a-vancouver-police-cruiser

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:47 pm Anonymous

rioting- alpha or beta?

http://deadspin.com/5813155/look-at-this-u+18-canadian-water-polo-player-trying-to-blow-up-a-vancouver-police-cruiser

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:48 pm viralata

http://qkme.me/3wu8

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on June 17, 2011 at 5:49 pm Schmoe

Weak sauce:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wug/

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- on June 17, 2011 at 5:59 pm A.B. Dada
  
  Favorite one yet.
  
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  - on June 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm Schmoe
    
    Thanks
    
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on June 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm Schmoe

Divine Caroline misses the point:
http://www.divinecaroline.com/22065/70555-do-nice-guys-really-finish

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- on June 18, 2011 at 12:41 am Anonymous
  
  Yeah, well, fuck civilization, morals and anything but being a destructive animal, you know.
  
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- on June 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm My Name Is Jim
  
  So to summarize her article, women are primed to take the alpha seed, get preggers, and then stick the bills to the beta who loves her. Yawn, we knew that.
  
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on June 17, 2011 at 6:05 pm Maciano

I vote for Raliv: true and funny

My take: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wv9/

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on June 17, 2011 at 6:15 pm askjoe

OMG, Maciano FTW @ 6:05!

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on June 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm Mingus

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3wwn/

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on June 17, 2011 at 6:41 pm Samaritan1982

injoke, hihi
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wwz/

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on June 17, 2011 at 6:49 pm poossi

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wxv/

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on June 17, 2011 at 6:50 pm Maciano

Another one, this shit is too funny: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wxw/

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on June 17, 2011 at 7:00 pm sharp

An obvious one:

http://qkme.me/3wye

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on June 17, 2011 at 7:13 pm J-Hole

Ohhhh…so suddenly addicted to memes…target number one…

…SCUMBAG GIRL –> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wyy/

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on June 17, 2011 at 7:22 pm Cadnerd

What, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

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on June 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm guy

I look like that guy 😦

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on June 17, 2011 at 7:29 pm Cadnerd

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wzp/

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on June 17, 2011 at 7:46 pm TFG9000

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wvp/

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on June 17, 2011 at 8:37 pm WD

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3x3l/

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on June 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm quetal2

check this out !
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/relationships/news-and-views/judith-timson/male-lesbians-just-one-type-of-creepy-online-fakery/article2063984/

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on June 17, 2011 at 8:55 pm J-Hole

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×40/
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×48/

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on June 17, 2011 at 9:31 pm James

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3x5j/

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on June 17, 2011 at 9:40 pm James

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×61/

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on June 17, 2011 at 9:42 pm DARWINIANSCRIPT

http://qkme.me/3×63

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on June 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm Anon

I am that guy. This shit is not cool.

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on June 17, 2011 at 10:11 pm O-face

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×72/

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on June 17, 2011 at 10:26 pm Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3x7l/

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on June 17, 2011 at 10:32 pm Commander Shepard

Off topic but have any of you seen this? CR’s worldview is spreading to HuffingtonPost. of all places. The times are changing.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vicki-larson/picking-the-wrong-mate_b_873044.html

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on June 17, 2011 at 10:40 pm Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×88/

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on June 17, 2011 at 10:44 pm Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×84/

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on June 17, 2011 at 11:02 pm PA

Beautiful song from ‘The Tree of Life’: [Tweet]

If you liked that Zbigniew Preisner composition, you may also like this. Preisner/Kieslowski collaborations are worth taking a look at.

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on June 17, 2011 at 11:04 pm William Hung

My major is civil engineering, but I wanna make rioting my living!

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on June 17, 2011 at 11:08 pm dalai ganja

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3×93/

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- on June 19, 2011 at 3:35 am Phoenix
  
  LOL!
  
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on June 17, 2011 at 11:41 pm Crispus E Hale

http://qkme.me/3xaa

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on June 18, 2011 at 12:56 am The Man Who Was . . .

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xcr/

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on June 18, 2011 at 1:38 am Shark

I’ll try this out:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xdu/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xer/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xe5/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xep/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xf0/

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on June 18, 2011 at 2:52 am Burton

Uh…

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on June 18, 2011 at 4:07 am Maciano

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xiq/

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on June 18, 2011 at 4:15 am miles

here’s mine, thanks

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xiu/

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on June 18, 2011 at 5:54 am fake1.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xkz/

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on June 18, 2011 at 6:19 am Serenety

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xl3/

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on June 18, 2011 at 6:29 am Gregor

hat tip to the blog:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xlb/

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on June 18, 2011 at 6:36 am Mr. C

My little contribution.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xlh/

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on June 18, 2011 at 7:33 am assdd

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xn1/

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on June 18, 2011 at 8:05 am Paladin

Strange how there is no link to the main meme gallery, and it doesn’t show up in the meme list either? Anyone found the main link?

In the meantime, here’s mine:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wqt/

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on June 18, 2011 at 9:39 am VG

Where’s the main page for this meme? Some of these are hilarious!

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on June 18, 2011 at 9:41 am VG

When black guys riot, it’s just one column in a newspaper. When Asian guys riot, it’s a meme.

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on June 18, 2011 at 10:20 am M

This isn’t funny: it’s racist.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

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- on June 18, 2011 at 11:16 am Anonymous
  
  Maybe later.
  
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- on June 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm Maciano
  
  Here we are having fun and some a’hole starts complaining about racism. Get a fucking life loser.
  
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- on June 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm White Devil
  
  M:
  
  Fuck you.
  
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on June 18, 2011 at 11:02 am SOBL

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xq4/

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:05 am j-style

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:19 am Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xqp/

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:22 am ASPIRANT

I’m not someone for sour grapes or anything, but it’s always annoying and slightly cringe-worthy when people who aren’t really that creative try to be.

I guess I’m spoiled by the goons.

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:40 am Mingus

Another one:
http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3xr6/

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:42 am DW

Here’s mine:

http://qkme.me/3xr7

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:49 am john

Allow me to add my “lovin’ spoonful” of humor: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xrd/

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:58 am john

Shit! i see somebody else was going in the sam direction ,so lemme try this: http://www.quickmem.com/mem/3xro/

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on June 18, 2011 at 12:01 pm john

sorry…. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xro/

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on June 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm Gorbachev

Some white guy took my woman.

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on June 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm The Real Vince

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xt4/

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on June 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm hbd chick

quick memes are for girls.

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on June 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm The LP 999

Hilarious!

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on June 18, 2011 at 2:30 pm serge

example of aloof alpha causing hamster spinning ftw

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- on June 18, 2011 at 7:24 pm Anonymous
  
  Damn straight!
  
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on June 18, 2011 at 3:11 pm Flight of the Conchords

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wof/

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on June 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm Mickey

Here’s mine
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xw7/

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on June 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm Flight of the Conchords

Actually, haven’t seen this yet: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xwh/

I think I win.

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on June 18, 2011 at 3:48 pm Deutsch

ITT: The Chateau fails to grasp the basic law of memes: meme-forcing threads should never contain the word “meme”.

[Editor: mybad.*

metameme!]

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on June 18, 2011 at 3:59 pm JHB

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xxz/

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on June 18, 2011 at 4:03 pm davey

You mad bro?

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on June 18, 2011 at 4:36 pm dogpatchzerosix

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xz3/

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on June 18, 2011 at 5:28 pm Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3y0m/

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on June 18, 2011 at 5:56 pm Jack

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on June 18, 2011 at 6:10 pm Killer Instinct

This skinny kid would get his ass kicked in the hood. I’m tired of these SWPLs and their counterparts trying to feign toughness. Toughness is the earned mark of a hard life, and these idiots deserve nothing less than utter mockery.

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on June 18, 2011 at 6:15 pm Gramps

Ahem…

Getting back on a more important topic. The nature of women.

Follow this link below. Article on divorce for the upper middle class woman. For the reflective mind, there is a lot of important information.

Note firstly it is in the Fashion and Style section. What the h*ll? Breaking up a family in the style section?

Note the total lack of male voices. All about women and their endless needs. No mention of males doing wrong. No mention of male needs. They do mention female infidelity. The women are complaining that there is more shame now, in the upper middle class, to divorcing. Imagine. Getting shunned for cheating on your husband and destroying your family. Imagine being held accountable for your actions!!! That’s for men! Note too how divorce is infectious among woman.

Nothing in this article contradicts any of the most “misogynist”, aka, realistic, depictions of married female behavior on this blog site.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/19/fashion/how-divorce-lost-its-cachet.html?_r=1&hpw

Getting laid: Good.
Getting married: Bad

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- on June 18, 2011 at 7:22 pm Anonymous
  
  Finally realizing that divorce is a bad thing, eh? I wish my ex-wife had had that sink in (or, at least, read this article) before deciding “I want someone who’s happy all the time” like we all should normally be manic or come with Prozac.
  
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on June 18, 2011 at 6:27 pm Gramps

Oh. About making fun of angry Asians. Not a good idea.

They are the most violent gangs in the country (USA), I believe. At least on the West Coast, or so I have read. Those guys are serious bad assess.

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on June 18, 2011 at 8:38 pm Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3y7j/

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on June 18, 2011 at 8:40 pm Anonymous

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3y7j/

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on June 18, 2011 at 8:46 pm Killer Instinct

Gramps, I think you might need a bit of reeducation on American gangs. The worst gang in America and based largely out of Southern California is M13, a Hispanic group that was originally formed by fugitives from El Salvador. Follow this up with the infamous Crips and Bloods, and perhaps the most violet of all gangs, the Aryan Brotherhood, which is masterminded behind the bars our maximum security prisons.

Now, as we move into Japan and parts of urban China, the underground mafias that operate are quite scary–wealthy off of drug trade money and violent as all hell. Asians in North America are, however, another matter completely. The vast majority are very wealthy, and would fit nicely into SWPL category. They populate academia, science, engineering and even journalism–but they are far from tough. Most live in very sheltered conditions, confined in the bubbles of academics and economic gain. This is all fine and good, and there is no need to have a problem with it. But to pose as a hard rioter? To pose as man who has been molded the harshness of poverty and violence? It deserves scorn and mockery.

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on June 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm askjoe

http://qkme.me/3y89

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- on June 18, 2011 at 10:04 pm RN
  
  Heh.
  
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on June 18, 2011 at 9:15 pm Vic

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3y99/

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on June 18, 2011 at 9:53 pm PA

Put this dorky kid in a Korean army uniform (either ROK or DPRK) and suddenly he’s pretty fucking scary.

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on June 18, 2011 at 10:06 pm Cadnerd

PA, you mean that PLA are just fluffy puppies? I dunno, Vietnamese seem to think so, but I suspect a bit of bravado, though they did beat their hide once or twice.

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on June 18, 2011 at 10:24 pm Peter

Here is mine:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3yar/

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on June 18, 2011 at 10:24 pm dog

http://qkme.me/3yaw

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on June 18, 2011 at 11:13 pm Anonymous

http://qkme.me/3ycb

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on June 19, 2011 at 12:03 am Eumaios

Grimm.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3yek/

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on June 19, 2011 at 12:11 am Eumaios

Meta.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3yf0/

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on June 19, 2011 at 12:23 am Anonymous

I am beta, hear me roar!

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on June 19, 2011 at 6:12 am davey

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369743/Gurkha-fought-Taliban-awarded-Gallantry-Cross.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1296136/As-Gurkha-disciplined-beheading-Taliban-Thank-God-side.html

why you hating for? always got more respect for asians than niggers, no matter how tough or ghetto you think they are. They not doing shit cept killing eachother, acting tough and selling poor quality drugs. Basically doing everything thats rapped about, but poorly.

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on June 19, 2011 at 8:30 am Joe T.

Can we please have a post about SlutWalks? Why is it that in all the video and pictures of all these protests around the world, I haven’t noticed one woman attractive enough for me to even remotely want to fuck? Is there a connection between lesbians and the “Slutwalk” movement that they aren’t telling us about? Why are most of these chicks, at least in English-speaking countries, chunky cunts with orange and blue spikey hair? I thought sluts were girls who at least tried to be hot to the opposite sex.

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- on June 19, 2011 at 11:54 am A.B. Dada
  
  Joe, plenty of SlutWalk articles already.
  
  http://roissy.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/this-is-what-a-feminist-looks-like/
  
  http://roissy.wordpress.com/2011/05/10/may-21st-is-national-pimp-walk-day/
  
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- on June 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm Anonymous
  
  Yeah, for “slut” status the ‘hos should be hotter… a rather poor assortment, if you ask me.
  
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on June 19, 2011 at 11:55 am Londoner

Completely off-topic – sorry – but look at this repellent Facebook “group”:

Sums up many things, IMO.

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on June 19, 2011 at 5:35 pm 1lettuce

Meh.

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3z3k/

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on June 19, 2011 at 5:43 pm 1lettuce

Meh.

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3z3k/

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3z3v/

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on June 19, 2011 at 7:08 pm Cadnerd

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3z6x/

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on June 19, 2011 at 8:25 pm Lovekraft

Still wondering why, when i went to quickmeme, I can’t find all these entries? Did that dude hack the site?

even under search “rioter” there only shows around three of them.

Any reason?

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on June 19, 2011 at 8:30 pm Anonymous

Someone had to do it…
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3z9j/

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on June 21, 2011 at 1:17 am Factory

http://qkme.me/40xi

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