From Miley_Cyrax:
Bitches love them r-selected Zergs.
On a related note, here’s another massive StarCraft nerd with a hot girlfriend. She’s a beauty queen, Miss Oregon.
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Is that hover hand?
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Ok, now this is just wrong. The guy from the post below appeared fit, had a Toby Maguire-esque look, and kept his cool. This guy looks like a fat slob that plays video games. Is this just a photo he got with her, or can you confirm that they have a relationship?
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The pose would suggest a relationship. If just a photo from a chance encounter they wouldn’t be touching each other.
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The chick is Anna Prosser. Yes, he has a relationship with her.
Also, not a fat slob – he’s a former professional power lifter.
The chateau maxim applies in full here – he’s drawn her into his world completely. She’s picked up playing SC2 and is involved in the “e-sports” “community”.
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It’s not the same guy….
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That’s probably because he’s a fat slob who plays video games. Welcome to Earth, kids. Quit being an anorexic manwoman and get it through your head that SHE has to be attractive, not you. If you’ve got three times the IQ or income, there’s no excuse not to be banging a girl a third your weight.
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Not that hot, 6/10 would not bang.
Come at me
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Anon, bet you are doing so much better.
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riiiight.
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Game Overwhelming!
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I’d hit it.
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Exactly — the Anon that commented under above and “Ave” down below would, too, broski.
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Unattractive as well as the girl in the interview video relevant to comment of the week.
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No doubt, Ave, I’m 100% sure you are doing way better, bro.
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Hey: every time someone makes an honest assessment about a girl’s number one asset, it’s not an expression of envy. Sometimes it’s just honest. And photos are two-dimensional renderings of the multi-dimensional, semi-mystical aura that contributes to a girl’s overall attractiveness. We call them like we see them. In person the assessment would be different.
You sound like a woman. Finding every reason to doubt a man’s honesty in sizing up a bird. We’re not hiding our insecurities or trying to make you feel bad, sugartits. We’re reporting what our eyes have registered. Everything is not a hidden expression of something else. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And opinions differ.
The chick is skinny with nice teeth and a tan and make-up that’s trying too hard. She was in a beauty pageant, so we can err on the side of attractive. But on the evidence presented, she’s a tarted-up 6. I tripped over a half dozen hotter college girls in sweatpants on my way out of the bar last night.
What’s with all the puffing up of average goods around here? It’s like a Turkish bazaar. Maybe these girls are stunning for a one-stoplight town in the middle of Iowa. Go see the world, gentlemen.
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Beauty queens are basically the female equivalent of video game nerds.
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Haha
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they can’t be going out….she looks too uncomfortable
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If you call a power lifter a fat slob, and nerd pulling some decent tail, weak…I guess there is hope for everyone. Here is this guy’s interview with G4
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If you call a power lifter a fat slob, and nerd pulling some decent tail, weak…I guess there is hope for everyone. Here is this guy’s interview…he’s not alpha at all…
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Well there are SC’ers with not that much luck.
Day9 is especially funny, he talks about it in his video’s:
The story of his first kiss is just hilarious. And from 37.20 he tells a story about a date on valentine’s day(he didn’t know that though) – pretty funny.
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She looks old, and wears too much makeup.
Still though, hotter than I can pull and to be honest, shockingly hot for a man of his weight.
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not really that shocking. i see plenty of big guy/skinny hot girl couples. some women have a thing for bigger guys, and those that don’t have a preference for it can overlook it if the guy’s got other qualities (money/status/game).
on the other hand, not much can make a guy overlook a girl’s fatness.
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That makes me happy. Would you rather see her with him or a Spanish model? If he has a shot with Miss Oregon, so do you.
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I agree with Sidewinder. This is just wrong. Fuck all that shit about fat guys like Governor Christie being Alpha. What the fuck am I doing at the gym three days a week if not trying to stay in shape? As well as everyone else I see jogging, lifting and exercising? This fat fuck in the above photo ain’t alpha, unless you consider consuming supersize french fries and a gallon of root beer alpha.
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alphaness isn’t defined by how you look. it’s defined by how many hot women want to bang you.
you can be a fat ugly old balding slob, but if you’re constantly surrounded by hot young women who are throwing their pussies at you, you’re alpha.
p.s. bitterness and defensiveness are not generally recognized as alpha characteristics.
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Confidence and status > everything. Don’t go to the gym to “get chicks”. There are plenty of inshape guys that get shot down everyday.
Go to the gym to get healthy, boost testosterone and self confidence. It will resonate in body language. Correcting posture makes one stand as tall as possible without slouching. Plus you’ll look better later in life.
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this guy is in the gym 6 days a week, he’s benched 650 in competition.
it’s true, hope it makes you feel better lol.
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1. She’s not so hot
2. He lifts weight too
3. I see more ugly chick/good-looking guy couples than good-looking chick/ugly guy ones IRL. That doesnt mean that guys dont dig beauty.
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If she’s Miss Oregon, then Oregon must be filled with ugly chicks.
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Amen, brother.
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You bloggers
are in the
wrong business
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More uggos for you Brandon. More uggos for you.
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Ew, fat people and overly tanned people. They should have a kid, it’ll be an orange.
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All hail the power of Game.
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Dude benches 600 lbs…once you cross the quarter-ton mark you’re not beta no matter what else you got going on.
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Looks like I need to get me a sony playstation. You see the smile on her face. Compare that to the scoul of some bitch married to a “good working man” that just paid off her student loans.
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if you think lifting serious weight makes you alpha, you haven’t been paying attention to a damn thing here. (i always thought powerlifters were compensating for some other inadequacy.)
back to the point of this thread — doesn’t the couple in the pic look like she’s much older than he is? he looks 25-30. she looks like a well-preserved 35+.
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Nah, she looks late 20s/early 30s. In reality, probably a younger tanorexic.
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wikipedia says she graduated high school in 2003 and earned a BA in 2007. So 26, probably?
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gonna quit reading roissy and start playing starcraft
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I’ve been around a lot of gamers, and they can be described in 2 types.
1) People that game because they like it, want a fun activity and maybe arent too great at other things
2) same as 1 – but their natural male competitive instinct takes over. What other people spend on athletics, education, business, etc – they put into their favorite games. Thats why the best gamers have this weird swag an machismo about em, brought on by their competitive nature.
Heres an example – a fight breaks out at a Marvel Vs Capcom 3 tournament:
In fact, the biggest fighting game tournament of the year – Evolution – takes place in las vegas and consists of an interwoven spectacle of a video game competition and typical Vegas debauchery(gambling, girls, alcohol, etc).
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Dood, that’s pretty faggy.
Only white kidz scream like girls when a fight breaks out, then rush to break it up.
Fights are to be relished. Experience gained.
TOO swpl
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You can literally see the gravity his girth is exerting by pulling her face into his orbit.
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Not fat, just big and powerful.
And LOL at the fag posers who say she’s not hot. She’s a total babe.
I mean, wtf!
WhiteRa from Ukraine is also a big contender with his new wife :
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You guys are totally jelly. She’s a solid 6.75 (maybe 7 on a good day) and he’s definitely not a beta. Just look at that shit eating grin. Look into his eyes. That is one cocky fucker who can knock you out cold.
@Lazy LOL you’re so butt hurt. The world doesn’t give a shit if you work out at the gym. It seems to me you’re trying to get in shape for all the wrong reasons. You either have game or you don’t.
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Thats funny coz David Haye and wladimir klitschko aren’t chubby 300 pound fuckers.
Welterweights and lightweights are knocking this guy out cold, dudes not even tall, so no reach advantage and he’ll be slow as shit.
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Sorry, Unless you in the NFL earning shitloads as a linesman weighing 300 pounds isn’t cool or alpha, no matter how much you can bench.
Anyone not earning shitloads for it should be working out for no other reason than looking good and being healthy.
This dude is neither.
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So looking good > being strong/awesome?
Haha, you suck at life.
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Not really, anyone without a purpose sucks at life.
please clearly define the need to be THAT heavy and that strong unless competing in TOP LEVEL combat and power sports.
Also A LOT of guys build strength and looks equally, because guess what, they don’t have beta male genes and low testosterone.
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Also i’m not scared of people kicking my ass, or feel the need to intimidate others.
So weighing 300 lbs and benching over 350 is just pointless to me, but chances are this guy HAS NO OTHER CHOICE. He’ll never be thin, chiselled, ripped, mobile, coordinated or attractive. So he has to go big
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Pretty cool, davey boy. Didn’t know you were a doctor that had preeminent magical anatomy skills to determine if the guy the post is written about is healthy or not. Do me, do me, do me! Your comments in two posts in a row have managed to coerce a retort from me. Golly gee.
Your comments are senseless dreck.
Roissy posts, and all the stringy commenters over-analyze. I love it. Instead of having a civil discussion, it’s an all-out “omfg just b/c he dun d0 dis meanz he’s ann al-phuh. d00d just cuz u drink ch0c0l4te milck duez nawt make u a beta”.
Funny stuff. Roissy, I hope you are enjoying the reaction by the sheep as much as I am.
I’m going to go fap to Lucille Ball.
Keep up the good work, Roissy.
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Bro iv’e seen your posts and it’s just continuous defence of nerdboys from attack.
low testosterone geek in the house?
I’m just being honest, i don’t know many attractive girls who would fuck this guy, none of my fuck buddies would.
Get that? I’m not famous, i’m not rich, i don’t bench 650, i’m not an alpha, i’m not a PUA/game master. And my Girls are not screwing this guy or the other starcraft nerd.
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And in response to some of your comments to others.
Yes i am banging lots of girls as hot and hotter than this.
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I’m with you, man. You cannot be alpha and look like you can demolish a bucket of chicken in five minutes. Make that five buckets. It just cannot be.
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i think i see a hover hand
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Out of context this guy doesn’t look like a nerd at all. I’d take him to be one of those larger fratboys. He really doesn’t have the biological nerd look to him.
Hmm, is nerdiness biological or socially constructed? Discuss…
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Looks like someone shit tangerine all over her face.
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Here is another Starcraft 2 player in his wedding. She is a beauty pageant winner as well for miss Singapore
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Boxer “the emperor” is dating a Korean actress in Korea they both are pretty famous.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120383
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http://www.allkpop.com/2010/04/actress-kim-ga-yeon-is-dating
She’s also 8 years older than Boxer. Holy shit those asians age pretty damn well.
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I definitely don’t see video gamers that I know getting much tail, if any.
Someone needs to break this down somewhat. Are these guys travelers? Do they get interviewed (even by vlogs) often?
If so, they’re not gamers, they’re stars. Big difference.
When guys come to me for advice, I tell them to do 3 things:
1. Hide the video game systems.
2. Dump the anime t-shirts and book stacks.
3. Stop playing Magic the Gathering.
100% success rate.
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I kind of follow this as a hobby. These guys are making decent money (average 9-5 level I’d say) and get paid flights to tournaments all over the world.
The scene is also all over them 24/7, the media exposure is impressing.
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You are a tool ass fvck!
I play MTG all the time and tap women that you would consider 10/10.
My advice.
1. Play video games (Fvcked my last girl after a DDR session)
2. Watch anime (My girls go cosplay with me, nerds drool)
3. MTG whenever and wherever the fvck you like.
Outside of North Fagmerica this isn’t a problem. Don’t be a tool and dump your hobbies for a pussy. Travel Asia.
100% success rate.
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Relative to him, she’s hot. On an absolute scale, above average. Remember, as Miss Oregon she is supposed to be the gold standard of the state and she just doesn’t seem to be of that caliber.
Why does Brandon keep defending her? Is he this chick’s brother? or just a captain save-a-ho hoping she reads the comments section?
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something I just realized.
and all of you arguing above would do well to learn this:
nothing will murder your chances of ever being an ‘alpha’ quite as badly as worrying this much over whether some dude you dont know is or isnt one.
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I’ve seen interviews with this guy. First of all, he is a big guy, and this is a terrible picture of him, but he’s a meticulously great speaker, intelligent guy, very confident, and also very humble at the same time. He’s well known for dating hotties. He also is a powerlifter and could kick the shit out of most people. Doesn’t surprise me he picks up babes.
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If he’s a powerlifter, that makes him an alpha.
This is a better picture of him
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qqKwy1H1Q9E/TOstmanm0yI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Uuy68Vluei0/s1600/INcontrol.jpg&imgrefurl=http://minemoremins.blogspot.com/2010/11/starcraft-2-match-of-century-grudge.html&usg=__QOGNGNcYb5DUIwyw6yYdOj2rzV4=&h=300&w=242&sz=13&hl=en&start=2&zoom=1&tbnid=o_nStJ19YyuOGM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=94&ei=wbwLTpGXMcnXiALu5YjHAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstarcraft%2Bincontrol%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1538%26bih%3D734%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
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This is his GF before she started competing in Miss Oregon. Decent looking, but still about average. After the makeover for the competition, she got a lot hotter.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.doors.org/AM/Images/Programs/Scholarship/AnnaProsser.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.doors.org/AM/TemplateRedirect.cfm%3Ftemplate%3D/CM/ContentDisplay.cfm%26ContentID%3D1826&usg=__tRJ79TUEWU7cE7rwSmTm3vdt2_w=&h=976&w=688&sz=297&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=SR6cTDuE6f8GKM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=98&ei=Yr0LTuTQKIXjiALl99HWDQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Danna%2Bprosser%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1538%26bih%3D734%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=140&page=1&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&tx=73&ty=74
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Fat men, even if they’re strong, are generally less attractive than lean men. Fat men can be alpha, but lean men are considered much better looking.
Being 300 pounds and powerlifting is not so good for one’s longterm health. I wouldn’t reccomend it unless you really like to powerlift.
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@Lenny
“If he’s a powerlifter, that makes him an alpha. “
To you kind sir, may I gently recommend a look at the archives of this wonderful blog? I had similar misconceptions when first discovering this place and think that any man could greatly benefit from a review of some of this blog’s historic posts.
Cheers.
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Maybe you could refer me to a post. I was thinking that this guy is an alpha in the sense that he gets a lot of respect among men because he’s really strong. I think his excessive weight makes him physically unattractive, but looks aren’t everything.
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“…but looks aren’t everything”
The male sex organ disagrees.
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All I can say is.
Sometimes the exception proves the rule.
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I agree with some of the other commenters. None of the 2 girls this week were hot. I’d give them both a 6. But its okay. I understand there is subjectivity in women’s value. Here are two supermodels. I’d give the first a 10 and the second a 7.
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Gemma ward is fucking ugly.
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this is so comforting for everyone…thank you, oprah.
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A bright and shiny benefit of their relationship is that if she ever experiences feminine dryness while he wants in, he could run his naturally crisco coated nose up her clam as an organic lube.
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best s/n
ever
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I’m only in bronze league but it’s still fun beating another human at SC2. It’s a game where you can go for the quick kill early or react to what ur opponent is doing and adjust you strategy. Hey, it’s not for everybody but I enjoy it. I’d rather chill with some friends and play video games than go chase tail most of the time. It reminds of a time I was dating this puerto rican nurse. She was good looking, nice tits, ass not too fat(yet). She was batshit crazy. I mean all fucked up but she had a decent body so i put up with it for awhile. Toward the end of it, she kept pestering me with texts one day as I was raiding (world of Warcraft), my response was “can’t talk now playing Warcraft”. It sent her over the edge and to the moon man. It was so fucking funny I played the vmails she left in response, to my raiding buddies. Ahh, good times!
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A fun fact nobody has mentioned to spice this up: he is part beta – they still haven’t banged (after 3 years of dating). In discussions, she says they’ve unreligiously agreed to “save themselves”. We all know who made that decision, and who’s going along with it…
As someone who knows him in real life, and has for a few years, I can tell you, he’s no fatty, he is fucking muscle-huge, and he plays pretty good “cocky-comedy game”, but when it comes to his woman mono y mono, he becomes a beta chump.
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3 fucking years…
but still, i wonder how many other cocks she’s had during those 3 years.
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@Alex
If what you say is true, then this guy is a beta tool. She is most definitely fucking dudes on the side then.
3 years? I just don’t get people sometimes….
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If they’re religious that’s fine. I just can’t understand why a non-religious couple would be abstaining. Doesn’t she ever get horny?
Bodybuilders with a high body fat percentage can look obese and flabby. The fat tends to pile on top of the muscle, giving the person a more bloated look. If InControl did more cardio and ate less, his muscle would begin to show. Then he’d be tapping that girl…………
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She’s NOT hot.
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This chick is at least an 8. Y’all are hatin
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Has nobody else google imaged more pics of this girl? She’s Miss Oregon, they probably voted her in based on her progressive speech about the empowerment of third-world womyn. Bitch is beat.
[Editor: Some of youz guys are being unnecessarily rough. She’s cute. I’d rate her a 7.5. Is that up to Miss Oregon standards? Maybe it is if Oregon chicks are an ugly bunch on average.]
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There you go.
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They look equally hot to me.
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Chick is American? Automatic 0.
You people are tools if you think this is success.
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He’s huge as fuck.
That’s MANLY shit right there.
In fact, he could get WAY hotter.
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