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December 7, 2011 by CH

From this story:

I’ll start.

“King Kong swats at a cheap tipper.”

Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos | 237 Comments

237 Responses

on December 7, 2011 at 2:51 pm TremendousHeh

Shallow Hal 2: Electric Boogaloo

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- on December 7, 2011 at 4:21 pm Anonymous
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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- on December 9, 2011 at 10:11 am jimmy
  
  For my next trick I will fill two toilets with one poop…
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 2:53 pm Temüjin

I’m too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts…..

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on December 7, 2011 at 2:57 pm Gorbachev

“American municipal building codes among most demanding in the world, new studies show.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 2:59 pm JD

A harpooned whale.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:03 pm Polichinello

Putting the load in “load bearing column.”

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- on December 8, 2011 at 11:56 pm Anonymous
  
  That’s a strong pole!
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:03 pm Anonymous

“Black guy dies, goes directly to heaven”

[Heartiste: So racisss, but so lol.]

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- on December 8, 2011 at 1:14 pm Firepower
  
  BEST Caption EVER
  
  it even brought
  The Spookimen
  Back
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:05 pm Odds

inb4 the rooshmens arrival and their subsequent onslaught of the typical american woman

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:09 pm Gorbachev

“First round of men brought to New York’s first Sexuality Sensitivity Reeducaton Center experience the rapturous enlightenment of socially progressive female objectification. Enthusiastic dancers were overjoyed as the locally procured men were respectful and quiet, a notable change from other nights at the tavern. The owner was also delighted with the spectacle, and noted that alcohol sales were triple what he would take in on a regular night.

Activist security, armed only with sarcastic commentary and social scorn, are busy collecting another round of registrants for this Friday’s show. Moves are afoot to make attendance mandatory for all males over the age of 21.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:11 pm itsme

coming soon to a slutwalk near you

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- on December 18, 2011 at 7:24 pm A.D.
  
  NICE! LOL.
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:13 pm Twowords

“I _am_ America!”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:14 pm Anonymous

Fatty issues.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:15 pm Anonymous

“Halloween at the fire department”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:16 pm Gorbachev

Fear: No longer the only thing you need to fear.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:17 pm Gorbachev

Harrr, matey!

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:19 pm Dave

“Once thought to be a fictional metal, adamantium alloy creates stripper pole that can support even the heaviest aspiring entertainers”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:19 pm Ross

It was only after Stay Puft switched to HFCS, that Ms. Stay-Puft started working at the Chubby Bunny Ranch

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:20 pm Gorbachev

BMI: A Dummies’ Guide to Determining Whether or Not it’s Exploitation

[Heartiste: Good one. “Exploitation” is really just feminist code for “anything that gives straight men pleasure”.]

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:22 pm Fourmyle of Ceres

“In this picture, the subject demonstrates her unusual grip-strength.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm Paco

“9 Die in Building Collapse After Pole Proved to be Load-Bearing Structure”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:25 pm Gorbachev

Objectify This!

Please?

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:25 pm Verybadman

Headline: Recession forces Michelin man into career change

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:27 pm .

This picture really eats the cake

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- on December 9, 2011 at 7:37 pm DD
  
  My favorite by far.
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:27 pm peckerwood

Lulu demonstrates a real life oxymoron.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm someguyontheinternet

Sad,deluded woman tries desperately to imagine that she’s capable of eliciting sexual desire. Fails, dies in crushing loneliness.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm peckerwood

The blogesses of feministing break down and try and land some boyfriends.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:33 pm W Baker

CERN scientists have also discovered small fluctuations in the gravitational constant – mainly affecting vast swaths of North America.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:34 pm Lara

My dances are so good, they register on the Richter scale.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:35 pm caRIOca

18+ WARNING: bizarre medical condition content

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:36 pm Gorbachev

Redressing Black Rage: A Radical Proposal for Slavery Reparations

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:39 pm Ovid

“Prole” dancer.

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm 1st time caller

Gross…

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:43 pm peckerwood

The last pair of shoes that Al Bundy sold before his suicide.

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- on December 7, 2011 at 4:45 pm Lulu
  
  A+
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:46 pm Anonymous

The Chafe Heard ‘Round The World

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:48 pm Twowords

“A Pole bears the full weight of Germany’s newest weapon of mass destruction.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:48 pm gig

Recession forces Michelin man into career change

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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- on December 7, 2011 at 7:27 pm JoyStick
  
  LMAO!
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:49 pm Twowords

“Cachalots: is there anything they can’t do?”

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:50 pm prost

“This is just a demo for my strip aerobics”
“I’m just doing this to pay for my twinkies”
keep your shirt on… pls

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on December 7, 2011 at 3:50 pm Miss_Fu

“With patriarchy being crushed into defeat, Amanda Marcotte is free to be herself.”

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- on December 7, 2011 at 5:23 pm (r)Evoluzione
  
  Classic.
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm askjoe

The 5’4″ Hanover, Maryland local is perhaps one of the most active in her pole dancing community,

That is funny, Hanover is a microdot in Maryland, about the size of the megamall it houses, a pimple next to BWI. Makes me wonder if there’s a strip club near the airport that delights in tormenting the bewildered businessmen that surely arrive seeking some erotic delights after a long flight, only to be slowly tortured to death while being forced to watch lulu, and then being consumed by vampires, like Maryland’s own sad version of From Dusk to Dawn. My advice: Go to Duclaws instead, the beer is good and they won’t kill you, and the secretarial pool is strong.

It’s especially merciful of the host to have spared us the image of her on her back with her fupa blopping down into her face. And damn, Gorby is tearing it up.

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- on December 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm Firepower
  
  Gorby is tearing it up.
  
  Yep: he has discovered a raison d’etre.
  
  Marylanders applaud
  
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  - on December 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm askjoe
    
    The 5’4″ Hanover, Maryland local
    
    yes, but how tall is she?
    
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on December 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm n/a

Whale trail.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:01 pm ve

Finally putting conspiracy theories to rest, photographic evidence reveals truth about what brought down 7 world trade center.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:04 pm Yardiff

“Fat girl fat girl, whatcha gonna do…whatcha gonna do when we run from you…”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:07 pm H man

No muff too tough. We harpoon at noon.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:11 pm Tim

“Buffalo escapes from zoo”.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:13 pm Anonymous

“Al Qaeda combines terror camps and fat camps to develop new mechanism for inducing building collapse”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:14 pm McChang

“She fell off the pole once in March 2011. Japan has never been the same.”

“A vanguard of the feminist movement, this brave woman is constantly breaking glass ceilings… and floors, and furniture…”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:15 pm Gorbachev

Prohibitionists report that recent data suggests stripping is no longer acting as a soft entry to prostitution for new showgirls.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:16 pm 5K2D

“Searching for materials strong enough to use in a space elevator, NASA stress-tests a promising new find.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:17 pm J. Gutts

#OCCUPY STRIPPER POLE

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:20 pm J. Gutts

“This is a club that will live in infamy.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:20 pm evilalpha

Fire Marshall suggests weight limit for strip clubs after 4 alarm fire.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:21 pm J. Gutts

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill her with a terrible resolve.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm artvandelay

Scientists discover: Pole dancing not a good weight loss workout.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:33 pm MetaThought

“We’ll need to reinforce that pole soon”.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:37 pm Wp

Look out below!!!

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:40 pm Sidewinder

“Got leg ribbons?”

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:40 pm DJDamage

The Incredible Bulk

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm PM

Local Slutwalk Demonstration commandeered Baby Dolls today in a protest called: Take back the Pole.

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm johnnyreb66

…take the load off annie,,.. take the load for free,… take the load off annie….Annd, aaaand aaaaaaaaaand.. you put the load right on me~

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on December 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm Thor

See a Pole dance.

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:00 pm Anonymous

Theory of Gravity Disproven

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:02 pm Anon

I believe I can fly…

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- on December 7, 2011 at 5:50 pm Sidewinder
  
  high five
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 5:07 pm crash

at first glance, I thought she was wearing sweat pants….

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:18 pm Carlito

Free Willy Pole Dance Edition

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:19 pm Arch

Crouching Cellulite, Hidden Wires

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:20 pm 5K2D

“Neutrino speed anomaly resolved – failure to correct for curvature of spacetime caused by organic gravity well.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:26 pm Todd the Midget

Body Type: Average

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- on December 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm PM
  
  more like athletic. look at those moves.
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 5:45 pm Schroedinger's Zomby Kittie

The pole is glad it’s inanimate.

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:54 pm xsplat

I got nothing. That image drains all desire and leaves me speechless and unmotivated to create.

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:56 pm asdf@asdf.com

“My name is Whale. Tokyo Sex-Whale.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm xsplat

“Bua ha haaa. Little to they know I’m the owner of the Pussy Ranch! Bua ha ha ha haaaa”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:05 pm xsplat

Stripper who works for food and rarely leaves pole says “Toss it here!”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:06 pm John Norman Howard

Call me Maelish.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:07 pm xsplat

Public service message: “And this is your brain on drugs”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:09 pm John Norman Howard

The only thing missing is… CONFETTI!!!

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:09 pm Max Coxwell

This is what a feminist looks like.

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- on December 7, 2011 at 9:28 pm Chris from Dublin
  
  Best of all!
  The winner!
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 6:17 pm xsplat

Scientists discover species of stripper thought extinct. Breeding program fails.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:18 pm xsplat

“I know it’s not sexual attention. But it’s attention!”

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- on December 9, 2011 at 7:49 am BT
  
  LOL good one
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 6:19 pm Bortimus

“Osmium alloys such as osmiridium are very hard and, along with other platinum group metals, are used in the tips of fountain pens, instrument pivots, electrical contacts, and in this case, high yield stripper poles.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:21 pm xsplat

Rapist operant conditioning chamber number 1.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:23 pm xsplat

“I just want someone to love me for who I am”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:23 pm xsplat

The only pole she ever gets

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:26 pm xsplat

At the sword swallower’s convention: advanced gag reflex training.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:27 pm greyghost

Damn! look at that. How in the hell did she get that job?

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:27 pm John Norman Howard

“This is for all the jerks who said they’d never touch me with a ten foot pole!”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:28 pm xsplat

At the strippers reunion, it was easy to tell who got married.

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- on December 8, 2011 at 10:09 am Anonymous
  
  Haha Classic!
  
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- on December 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm freakzilluh
  
  your one-liners have a “Far Side” quality, dude
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 6:30 pm xsplat

“Miss Bubble Butt” contestant speaks English as a second language. Confuses “bubble” for “balloon”.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm Dead Eye

Slutwalk 2: This Time It’s Poledancing

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm Matt the Bastard

The all-consuming fear of every young little firepole, the night before the quality control exam…

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm Anon

You can’t buy entertainment like that.

For the love of GOD… Please tell me you can’t buy entertainment like that…

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm xsplat

“Shove over, it’s my turn. I’m tired being behind the blowjob curtain!”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:36 pm xsplat

“Reality is a social construct. Accept my reality!” says girl living in her own reality.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:37 pm Rastus

“You’re gonna need a bigger pole.”

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- on December 8, 2011 at 6:05 pm John Norman Howard
  
  Golf clap. Well-played, sir.
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 6:38 pm Rastus

“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the tonnage.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:39 pm Anon

Well, how about THAT: You CAN teach an old manatee new tricks!

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:40 pm xsplat

“No! Stay away from me! I don’t want to visit the cat food factory!”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:43 pm xsplat

Feminist attempts to disprove laws of attraction and gravity.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:43 pm Matador

“You can’t handle a strong independent woman”

“Nope…”

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- on December 7, 2011 at 7:00 pm peckerwood
  
  neither can floor!
  
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  - on December 8, 2011 at 2:21 pm Matador
    
    Win!
    
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on December 7, 2011 at 6:44 pm Rastus

“Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:45 pm xsplat

New event added to the Special Olympics

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:47 pm xsplat

Niche marketing attempt fails

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm anon

Meanwhile, in Bizzaro-world, Heartiste prepares to unleash his neg, refrains from observing redbush dance to DHV.

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm xsplat

2020: Worlds thinnest stripper

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- on December 7, 2011 at 11:42 pm A♠ [Ace of Spades]
  
  Oh, how the Truth does hurt…
  
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- on December 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm Too Smart To Fail
  
  Good one’s Xsplat!
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 6:53 pm xsplat

Newly enacted anti-discrimination law has widespread effects

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on December 7, 2011 at 6:55 pm xsplat

Because men are attracted to confidence!

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on December 7, 2011 at 7:09 pm Ugslayer

They said I could be anything….So I became a flag

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- on December 8, 2011 at 11:13 pm O-face
  
  lol!
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 7:13 pm Lance Draper

Will Dance For Food

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on December 7, 2011 at 7:14 pm peckerwood

In Soviet Russia, stripper tip you.

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on December 7, 2011 at 7:24 pm n/a

Vlad the Impaler would not have missed.

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on December 7, 2011 at 7:34 pm Shoot Me

My brother’s view of his empowered wife expressing herself, as he prepares himself for his upcoming interracial cuckolding.

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on December 7, 2011 at 7:37 pm heman

Clean your eyes with this.

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- on December 7, 2011 at 11:16 pm G.L. Piggy
  
  America’s got talent…and a rock hard boner.
  
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- on December 8, 2011 at 5:52 am tyrone
  
  That was cool. It would have been cooler naked.
  
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- on December 8, 2011 at 7:38 am Lara
  
  That looks really difficult.
  
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- on December 8, 2011 at 4:03 pm freakzilluh
  
  For once my libido is not totally in the way of appreciating talent.
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 8:58 pm Matt the Bastard

News 11 Exclusive: Jessica Simpson gives it “one last shot”

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on December 7, 2011 at 9:04 pm Orion

Russian stripper at age 35.

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- on December 8, 2011 at 5:51 am tyrone
  
  You have no idea what you’re talking about.
  
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  - on December 9, 2011 at 1:17 pm Anonymous
    
    True. In Russia, fat woman doesn’t ride Pole. Pole rides fat woman.
    
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on December 7, 2011 at 9:27 pm Chris from Dublin

Caption:- “Disappointed, Showanda found that she could not eat the pole”

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on December 7, 2011 at 9:45 pm Tyrone

Nancy Pelosi’s Dirt on Newt Gingrich Revealed!

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on December 7, 2011 at 9:50 pm chris

She-beast eats entire fire station.
Forced to do their rounds.

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:02 pm Anonymous

I feel really sorry for that pole ‘she’ is straddling…

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:03 pm Toby

DELUSION
Just because you feel sexy does not mean you are

or

POLE DANCING
It isn’t meant for fat hoes

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:03 pm Odds

“The camera really does add a few pounds.”

Alternatively,

“Artist’s projection of the thinnest woman in America, circa 2030.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:12 pm dustydog

This is what happens when you let your fiancee plan your bachelor party.

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:14 pm Anonymous

“I touch myself with a ten-foot pole (because no one else will…)”

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:25 pm jack

Ahoy captain, thar be poon on the harpoon

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on December 7, 2011 at 10:26 pm jack

Does this pole make my ass look fat?

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- on December 8, 2011 at 3:01 am Steve
  
  no your ass makes your ass look fat
  
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on December 7, 2011 at 10:29 pm jack

Where’s her boyfriend – that nerdy little guy Kermit?

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:03 pm Ol'BlueEyes

TMZ was beaten to the Lindsay Lohan Playboy cover, so it revenged itself with Rosie O’Donnell’s bachelorette party.

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:10 pm G.L. Piggy

Red t-shirts: separating me from *complete* blindness since 2 seconds ago.

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:12 pm G.L. Piggy

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:13 pm G.L. Piggy

Mary So Round

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:14 pm G.L. Piggy

Candy Barr

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:15 pm G.L. Piggy

“Come on guys, I’m only getting paid $2.13 an hour.”

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:24 pm G.L. Piggy

Hey Egon, where’s Venkman, he’s back.

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:32 pm ktrain

At least you can save money and tip her with twinkies.

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:49 pm Atrain

Ridley Scott reviels new monster in Alien prequel

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:52 pm Anonymous

At Vorteck Industries, our quality-control specialists test our firepoles under the harshest conditions imaginable.

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on December 7, 2011 at 11:59 pm Tercules

Obama’s Monica Lewinsky.

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on December 8, 2011 at 12:06 am Burton

The last pair of shoes that Al Bundy sold before his suicide.

Al Bundy.

He stood up for all of us!

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on December 8, 2011 at 12:08 am zorro

1 harpoon short of a lifetime supply of clean-burning lamp oil.

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on December 8, 2011 at 1:28 am Gil

“Pete’s Stripper Poles – No One Makes Them Tougher!”

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on December 8, 2011 at 1:33 am Bo Ergu

“Feminista falls while trying to fuck pole, Earth tilts (photo tilted 90-degrees anti-clockwise to redress balance)”

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on December 8, 2011 at 2:00 am How much can a Koala Bear

Does my bum look big in these stretch shorts?

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on December 8, 2011 at 2:57 am Josecito

That’s the ugliest looking fireman I’ve ever seen!

or

Finally found Lardass Hogan a girlfriend!

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on December 8, 2011 at 3:34 am El Barato

Walpurga found out the hard way that “more surface to bury tips” does not necessarily equate “more tips”.

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on December 8, 2011 at 3:40 am El Barato

There is a market for everything. Literally.

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on December 8, 2011 at 3:42 am El Barato

Please tell me that the guy in the background is only watching this to get into the pants of the chick to his right.

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on December 8, 2011 at 4:34 am Large Hardon Collider

First feminist fire station opens in Chicago, aims to show women firefighters equally capable.

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on December 8, 2011 at 6:30 am Bohème Chinois

“I’m big and in charge! Now give me your money, boys!”

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on December 8, 2011 at 6:48 am Marwinsing

Crash Test Dummy

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on December 8, 2011 at 7:30 am Deutsch

There’s cake on the ceiling

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on December 8, 2011 at 8:05 am ZeitgeistSurfer

“Paging Captain Ahab!”

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on December 8, 2011 at 8:23 am Anonymous

Get me down from here!!!!!!!!

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on December 8, 2011 at 9:49 am jimmy

Help! My beef curtains got stuck to the pole!

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on December 8, 2011 at 9:59 am TheBiboSez

“This pole dance is NOT an invitation to RAPE ME!”

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on December 8, 2011 at 10:45 am Cordite

…and that’s when we realized Rearden Metal could handle any caboose.

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- on December 8, 2011 at 6:09 pm John Norman Howard
  
  Oh, bravo! Atlas Shuddered.
  
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on December 8, 2011 at 11:15 am Sea 7

I’m not heavy, I’m big-boned.

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on December 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm askediske

But… will it bend?!

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on December 8, 2011 at 1:28 pm Anonymous

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

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on December 8, 2011 at 1:33 pm Cordite

We warned her those magnets weren’t candy, but she wouldn’t listen.

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on December 8, 2011 at 1:33 pm askediske

Through various different challanges of testing the latest materials our annual steel industry meeting has come to the final stage.

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on December 8, 2011 at 2:10 pm Too Smart To Fail

The picture say’s it all! (A picture is worth a 1000 words)

That pole is an engineering marvel.

Even the audience is in admiration of this feat of engineering excellence.

Structural engineer responsible for such design, name please..

Female delusion and self-entitlement at it’s finest.

Should I thank Facebook, or her beta-orbiter’s?

Even King Kong’s balls would shrivel into oblivion like that of slug under a salt storm!

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on December 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm Drib

Made possible by Titanium. The worlds strongest metal.

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on December 8, 2011 at 2:23 pm Matador

“Don’t throw nasty bucks at me. I want a sammich, motherfucker!”

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on December 8, 2011 at 2:56 pm Obstinance Works

Latest American Trend: Bernakefied Thighs Up In The Polls At Beta Frequented Strip Clubs

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on December 8, 2011 at 3:15 pm Anonymous

Haha, this reminds me one incident I saw – in Tempe, AZ there is a bar called Whip, they have a stripper pole secured only by a heavy base. A fat girl started dancing on the pole (quite a sight, in a bad way) and, of course, she knocks over the pole and falls. Everybody laughs, Next time I visit they put a small sign “No fat chicks please” in front of it. Hope it’s still there, although it would surprise me. Anyways, I think that bar deserves a CH award for community service.

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on December 8, 2011 at 3:50 pm freakzilluh

‘You asked me once,’ said O’Brien, ‘what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.’

http://www.george-orwell.org/1984/21.html

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on December 8, 2011 at 4:46 pm Andrew S.

“Ohhhhh, the humanatee!!!!”

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on December 8, 2011 at 4:47 pm Duff

Will work for Twonkies

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on December 8, 2011 at 4:47 pm Duff

Twinkies**

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on December 8, 2011 at 8:02 pm Fabian

“Shame”, RIP.

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on December 8, 2011 at 9:57 pm No Show

At “Brothers Strip Club” we also have a wide selection of fried chicken, malt liquor, grape drink and macaroni and cheese.

Watchu waitin fo’

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on December 8, 2011 at 10:07 pm cptnapalm

This is what feminist victory looks like.

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on December 8, 2011 at 11:03 pm Anonymous

Well, I WAS thin – that is, before we unionized.

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on December 8, 2011 at 11:47 pm Toby

Rock Bottom
If you are paying for this, you’re there.

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on December 8, 2011 at 11:48 pm Toby

or

DESPERATION
You know you’re there when you’re paying for this.

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:28 am xsplat

This is what equality looks like.

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:29 am xsplat

Self Esteem: When you lover yourself just the way you are.

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:37 am Poppa Load

Headline: “Turbo Swine splits from spit after haywire truss breaks”.

Oh, the humanatee.

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on December 9, 2011 at 1:45 am How much can a Koala Bear

The only club that uses a forklift to deliver lap dances…

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on December 9, 2011 at 1:46 am How much can a Koala Bear

Forget tipping dollars throw donuts…

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on December 9, 2011 at 4:20 am M

“Come back when pigs can climb poles… Oh, w8…”

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on December 9, 2011 at 9:05 am x2d4d

Being overweight is a major risk factor for cancer in women:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16031149

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm King A

Making it thunder in the Champagne Room at Wal-Mart

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:19 pm King A

The new album cover for Panic! at the Strip Club

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:20 pm King A

Swingers 4: Lap Dance Apocalypse

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:29 pm King A

The inaugural test of the little-known precursor to the Large Hadron Collider located behind the Shoney’s in Marmet, WV, circa 2006

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:39 pm King A

“PATRONS: Tips are appreciated. If arm becomes lodged between dancer and g-string, wave other hand and assistance will be provided. Motorboating is strictly at the patron’s own risk and neither management nor employees will be responsible for customer extraction. Thank you for patronizing The Feedhouse” — Mgmt

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:41 pm King A

Putting the Size in Strippersize

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on December 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm King A

Cirque du Soleil en Enfer

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on December 9, 2011 at 1:03 pm King A

Stage music: Eat The Pain Away by Peaches Melba

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on December 9, 2011 at 1:21 pm ATrain

Scientists at Large Holidron Colldier discover particle with infinite mass.

Black man dies, reincarnated as stripper pole.

Wackowski brothers reveal central character in new laws-of-physics bending thriller, The Femimatrix.

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on December 9, 2011 at 2:03 pm Wilf

New toy! Just in time for Christmas…The amazing Inflato-Feminist. From ‘hot’ to ‘not’ in just seconds. Batteries not included.

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on December 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm velckroman

Scientist discover how to inflate strippers with helium so it´s easier for them to reach the top of the pole

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on December 9, 2011 at 10:33 pm Master Dogen

Amerrrrica… FUCK YEAH!

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on December 10, 2011 at 1:22 pm TB

“I’m working my way through chef school. Honest.”

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on December 11, 2011 at 10:49 am Ali

H.R. Geiger’s wife Martha makes her first social appearance.

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on December 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm javert

She’s static, it’s the club what is spinning.

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on December 11, 2011 at 4:17 pm James V.

Everyone agreed- there was just something missing in the new American flag, especially when it fluttered in the breeze.

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on December 12, 2011 at 3:07 pm Corporal Hicks

“Those two women behind me are SOOOOO jealous!!!”

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on December 13, 2011 at 3:55 pm chi-town

Club collapses killing all due to mysterious failure of load bearing columns.

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on December 13, 2011 at 4:07 pm Ollie

“We test our Cr-Mo alloy steel tubes to the most rigorous standards.”

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on December 13, 2011 at 5:36 pm ATrain

Earth’s magnetic field suddenly reverses polarity

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on December 13, 2011 at 10:32 pm Prince

This is what is sounds like…when a pole cries.

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on December 15, 2011 at 1:31 pm itsme

first casualty of the jihad on fat girls.

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on December 15, 2011 at 7:32 pm GrandpaPUA

“Welcome to America.”

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on December 15, 2011 at 7:45 pm GrandpaPUA

“…the day pigs could fly.”

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on December 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm KP

Many African tribes believe that if you eat a rhinoceros’ penis, you will become strong and virile like rhinoceros. The same applies to lots of animals. Fatso has successfully applied this theory. She ate a stripper.

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on January 12, 2012 at 3:53 pm Anonymous

There is something wrong with her eyes, that is not the ocean.

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