Sinead O’Connor’s first marriage at age 21: 5 years
Sinead O’Connor’s second marriage: 1 year
Sinead O’Connor’s third marriage: 8 months
Sinead O’Connor’s fourth marriage at age 45: 16 days.
Sez it all, really.
(The typical benighted SMV trajectory of women is even worse when you consider the quality of men with whom Sinead progressively got hitched, which, if photos and lifestyle status are any indication, demonstrates that Sinead had to gradually settle for ever more beta lovers.)