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Happy New Year!

January 1, 2012 by CH

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  1. on January 1, 2012 at 12:41 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

    happy 2012loz2012ozlzol2012lzozlzlzo2012lzzlzll21012zozollz2012lzzo!!!!!

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    • on January 1, 2012 at 4:02 pm pm

      How often do you refresh heartiste’s site to be the first poster on every post? Is your life really only posting here about Bernanke’s shortcomings? You should be posting on the Federal Reserve blogs to enact the change you desire.

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      • on January 1, 2012 at 7:43 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

        lzozlzzozoz but jesuth did not hang out with the elite peopeleszzz eilytes the elites scribes and phraisresses phariseess

        but he tuaght

        amoinsgt

        the commone peopelz lzozozozzlzlzz

        yah while bernakke rhymes with spank me tucker max rhyeems iwth godlman sax lzozozlzlzlzlzlzolo

        hey and please show me bene bernake’s b kog? lzozlzzoozzoz blog zllzozoz does he have a wordpress or a tumblr? tumblr lets you post pictures of bungholes so i’m gonna guess tumblr lzozlzlzo

        or mayhbe bernkeke is this blopg?

        http://isanyoneup.com

        NBHNC! zlzozolzzlzlzoz dat is the result of teh federal reserve deocnstsucting da GREAT Books and kiling teh classics zlozlzoz

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      • on January 1, 2012 at 8:04 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

        lzozozlzl

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        so your prorblem is with ehr and your tiny cockas not wit da GBFM lzozozlz

        happy 20102020100202020!!! lzozlzlzl

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      • on January 1, 2012 at 8:37 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

        riddlee me this batman riddle me this

        which is a nobler endeavor?

        refreshing this blog?

        or assockig girlsths and taping it secretly like tucker max rhymes with goldman sax to earn more pennies for book publoishers sodom and scheisters?

        so why do you torment me

        and let the wicked nbutthexers and sectrieve tapers of buttex run free?

        cast oofff da wickednedss form you soulss

        and join da GBFM

        for my burdern is light and my yolk is easy

        zlzozozlzzo

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      • on January 2, 2012 at 11:54 am Rick Derris

        Happy New Year GBFM!!!

        My sources in Austin, TX have informed me that, on the evening of Dec. 31, Tucker Max was NOT the life of the party, nor was he the “alpha male” who nailed all the TX skanks on videotape, nor did he recklessly drive a car into the Texas State Capitol (even though Rick Perry was there to witness it and was ready to file a police report). I know this will contradict everything he says on the Rudius Message Board and which will be depicted in the movie sequel . . . oh wait, the board was shut down and there won’t be a sequel. Never mind!

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 10:49 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

        yah

        2012 they said dat tda world was goonnna end

        but im thinkin

        it just might be the year dat poundin peoepls in da bungole take s a back seat to truth beauty and poetery and GREAT BOOKDS 4 MENZ zlzozozlz

        happyyy 20101221122121lozozozlzlzlz!!!!!!

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      • on January 2, 2012 at 9:15 pm Bob

        I love you GBFM

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 1:28 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

        lozozzlzloz

        i love ye too bob.

        Omnia vincit amor
        Translation: “Love conquers all” More fully, Omnia vincit amor, et nos cedamus amori: “Love conquers all, let us too yield to love” (Virgil, Eclogues 10:69).

        –GBFM lzozlzlzlzoz

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 4:29 am Master Dogen

        I think you struck a nerve, pm.

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 10:47 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM)

        “I think you struck a nerve, pm,” sighed Master Dogen as pm pounded him hard in his bunghole and taped it secretly like rhymes iwth godlman sax lzlozlzlz lzozlzlzzlzlzolzozo

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  2. on January 1, 2012 at 12:46 pm anon

    doesn’t compare to your “dark lord” New yrs post of last year, which incidentally is what got me reading you. nonetheless. all the best in 2012.

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  3. on January 1, 2012 at 12:51 pm Lars (@InstantLars)

    Happy New Year!

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  4. on January 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm Obstinance Works

    happpy new tits and many more

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  5. on January 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm Tyrone

    That one hampster is a pretty lucky fellow, when you think about it. Happy New Year!

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  6. on January 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm odenkirk

    man the fucking jugs

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    • on January 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm Pablo

      As you wish!

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  7. on January 1, 2012 at 2:46 pm Neecy

    Happy new year heartiste! I predict, this year you’ll fall in love with a 55 year old “cougar”? 😀 😛

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 4:17 pm Firepower

      hey…i thought you were 45 you liar

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 11:16 pm Neecy

        Hahaha! That was an awesome neg FP!

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 7:20 pm Asian Seduction System 3.3

      Predicting the world will end would be a better prediction

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 11:17 pm Neecy

        Crazier predictions have happened! 😉

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 4:15 am Zorro

      That would be me.

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 12:41 pm Maya

        Why wouldn’t you choose someone younger? You’re so out of options?

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  8. on January 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm Matador

    Concerning Russell Brand’s gravy train tweet, I think women will expect him to walk away “like a man” without asking for the money. But even if he did ask for it, bitches will accept it.
    Too much is at stake, and men being on the right side once in a while is a feeble price to pay to keep the divorce theft industry thriving.

    Happy new year, and thanks for the tits.

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  9. on January 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm Killer Instinct

    happy new year to you as well, heartiste. long live the player.

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  10. on January 1, 2012 at 5:23 pm tom

    the lady in the hamster wheel haha i love it

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 7:21 pm Asian Seduction System 3.3

      +1 where do you find that stuff

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  11. on January 1, 2012 at 7:12 pm qcasey

    Happy new year.

    Why the help of you guys, I hope in 2012 I will change for good!

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  12. on January 1, 2012 at 11:39 pm Roy Rhinestone

    Happy New Year!!! “Obama Signs the “National Defense Authorization Act ” (H.R. 1540)

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=28441

    “But in substance, any American opposed to the policies of the US government can –under the provisions of the NDAA– be labelled a “suspected terrorist” and arrested under military detention.” (from article linked above)

    This legislation (HR 1540) is clear evidence that the future belongs to the Nazis.

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 10:03 am John Norman Howard

      Bullshit… Nazis like White people.

      The future is Haiti, writ larger.

      Remember that, the next time you want to throw around “Nazi” as an attempted epithet.

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 10:27 am uh (@uppity_goy)

      Oh. Another Nazi fable.

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm T.mason

      Silly, the amendment to the bill that would have allowed any American to be detained indefinitely was rejected.

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm Asian Seduction System 3.3

      Pretty lame how he snuck that in there IMO….

      Really, what has this world come to.

      I thought he was a ‘champion of civil liberties.’

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  13. on January 1, 2012 at 11:52 pm Anonymous

    So this is how it ends….

    EEOC: High school diploma requirement might violate Americans with Disabilities Act

    Employers are facing more uncertainty in the wake of a letter from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission warning them that requiring a high school diploma from a job applicant might violate the Americans with Disabilities Act.

    The development also has some wondering whether the agency’s advice will result in an educational backlash by creating less of an incentive for some high school students to graduate.

    The “informal discussion letter” from the EEOC said an employer’s requirement of a high school diploma, long a standard criterion for screening potential employees, must be “job-related for the position in question and consistent with business necessity.” The letter was posted on the commission’s website on Dec. 2.

    Employers could run afoul of the ADA if their requirement of a high school diploma “ ‘screens out’ an individual who is unable to graduate because of a learning disability that meets the ADA’s definition of ‘disability,’ ” the EEOC explained.

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  14. on January 2, 2012 at 2:29 am maximus2000

    if you want to understand the essense of Beta watch this movie. ANVIL

    the guys basically invented Metallicas sound (particularly in the Percussusion section) but they are BETA so they are poor – Its really worth a quick look

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm Asian Seduction System 3.3

      lol pretty funny watch… good post

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 4:33 am Master Dogen

      Michael Moore approves. Ergo, beta.

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    • on January 4, 2012 at 5:04 am A♠ [Ace of Spades]

      To be fair:

      The overwhelming majority of musicians are (or, at the very least, were until fame arrived) Betas.

      Look into the pre-stardom stories of Led Zeppelin, Motörhead, Type O Negative and The Beatles (along with countless others) and you’ll see what I mean.

      Most, if not all, of the examples I mention admit that they couldn’t get girls and got into music when they saw what doors [read: legs] it would open for them.

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  15. on January 2, 2012 at 3:33 am Obstinance Works

    And the first Alpha Male Of The Year nominee of 2012 goes to none other than Russell Brand

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    • on January 2, 2012 at 11:22 am driveallnight

      Every time I see Brand, the guy’s jumping around like a rabid hamster. No mystery to me why he strikes a chord with the broads….

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 8:14 pm Blog Sluts

        The Brand is the Antichrist. He will soon rule the Earth.

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  16. on January 2, 2012 at 3:47 am Obstinance Works

    Woodrow Wilson’s American Protective League arrested 175,000 Americans for failing to demonstrate their patriotism. Fascist societies are collectivist entitlement societies. In 20 years in the USA, whites will be of minority status.

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  17. on January 2, 2012 at 1:32 pm rocket science

    Happy New Year.

    Speaking of alpha and beta males in Western society.

    I celebrated the New Year holidays by spending several good hours with a young lady. I have the receipts to prove it.

    I also went and saw The Girl With the Dragoon Tattoo. I liked the film very much at first but, thinking about it afterwards, I became dissatisfied. Now I understand why.

    The men were hopeless betas, including the male lead, who was supposed to be a hero of sorts. If hopeless betas repulse you in movies, don’t see this one. The book, which I perused on Kindle, starts out stating that 18% of women in Sweden have been threatened by a man. (This means that 82% of women have not been threatened.) The original title in Swedish was “Men Who Hate Women.” Luckily, Kindle allows you to try a sample. It really doesn’t read well, at least in the English translation. More like a movie script than a novel.

    From the Wikipedia entry on the Dragoon Tattoo, written by a woman:
    “Larsson (The author) witnessed the gang rape of a young girl when he was 15. He never forgave himself for failing to help the girl, whose name was Lisbeth – like the young main character of his books, herself a rape victim, which inspired the theme of sexual violence against women in his books”

    Some women, it seems, can’t get enough of the violence against women theme. Of interest, after the male lead is involved in a somewhat violent and bloody incident, the dragoon tattoo girl inflicts more pain on the male lead using the pretext of helping him, and then, after having treated him previously in a very standoffish manner, practically rapes him, after which, for the rest of the movie, she behaves very friendly towards him. Violence turned that babe on.

    We see what this is all about. Another example of man bashing. I always interpolate other genders and race when I see this sort of male stereotyping. Imagine if this were a polemic about black on white violence in modern day urban America. That number above would be higher than 18%. Shall we make a movie about it?

    Aside from the great performance of the lead actress and some supporting characters, this movie doesn’t have much to offer. It was nice seeing urban and rural scenes from Sweden. Regarding the girl’s appearance, the nudity, a slender figure, hair style, tattoos, and the numerous piercings are all standard fare in strip bars. It was a novel experience to see them displayed so openly on the big screen.

    I will not spend any more money on this anti-male propaganda. Anything that encourages or celebrates beta behavior in males is, IMHO, anti-male propaganda.

    Maybe the Swedes might consider making prostitution services legal for men again, if they want to cut down on impolite behavior of men towards women.

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 2:54 pm Laconophile

      Stieg knows what publishers and producers like: domineering cunts, beta males, bagels, anti-white and anti-male themes.

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm John Norman Howard

        And, as per SOP amongst the illiterati, dying only further inflated his already overblown reputation.

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 5:15 pm evilalpha

      A good man rule is to avoid spending your money on anything Swedish.

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 10:39 pm DirkJohanson

      I offer Rocket Science as 2012’s first comment of the week nominee:

      “Maybe the Swedes might consider making prostitution services legal for men again, if they want to cut down on impolite behavior of men towards women.”

      And that ain’t rocket science.

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  18. on January 2, 2012 at 6:35 pm A.B. Dada

    Anyone want to cover $50 for $20 that this marriage doesn’t last 12 months?

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/newly-engaged-steven-tyler-reveals-his-surprising-views-on-monogamy-201221

    She says “If you want to play, I will play as well.” Ha.

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 11:04 am itsme

      what i find scary is that she looks like him.

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 12:45 pm Anon

      She’s gonna play first.
      Another natural who needs to read this blog, before flushing his attractiveness down the toilet by becoming a tamed little bitch.

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      • on January 3, 2012 at 2:43 pm A.B. Dada

        One thing a lot of younger guys aren’t aware of is that age eventually does catch up with men, it just takes a lot longer. No matter what the stamina is of a guy after a certain age, he can feel the need for more downtime. My personal physician is in his 80s and on his 5th wife — he always says that marriage is perfect for 7 years (he’s close with all of his ex-wives). Now he says this marriage is the last, because he just likes having someone to be with him at home.

        Maybe Tyler is at that age. He’s almost 64. Social security is just around the corner.

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 2:36 pm John Norman Howard

      Which one’s the groom?

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    • on January 3, 2012 at 5:22 pm evilalpha

      A 63 year old guy with a 38 year old woman??? ” Impossible” say the guys over at seductionmyth.com, “status doesn’t matter to women.” “Game is a myth.”

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      • on January 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm Deutsch

        Wow that site. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long, long time.

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      • on January 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm evilalpha

        Yup. Those guys were certainly on medication growing up.

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  19. on January 2, 2012 at 7:24 pm Assume Attraction

    I’d like to see more politics in the chateau in 20 12. Yes, beta males still need our help… but are there not bigger fish to fry?

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  20. on January 3, 2012 at 1:02 am Capsaicin

    Rupert Murdoch, Alpha Male

    Murdoch, 80, and his wife, Wendy, 43:

    They married when Murdoch was 68 and she was 30. They have two kids. His wife is attractive and a Yale graduate.

    Murdoch is old and not a looker, but then again, he’s got money, power, and status: $7.6 billion net worth and owns Fox News, Wall Street Journal, and tons of other huge media companies. He shapes western culture in a huge way.

    Learned all this because of a Drudge link about Murdoch essentially endorsing Santorum on Twitter.

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  21. on January 3, 2012 at 1:31 pm attractionreaction

    Why so many betas? Maybe pollution lowered their T:

    http://www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/monsantos-herbicide-harming-male-fertility

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  22. on January 4, 2012 at 5:08 am A♠ [Ace of Spades]

    Who’d have thought an Alpha anthem would come from this man?

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  23. on January 5, 2012 at 1:42 am Mr. C

    Slappy New Year.

    It’s worth logging in for.

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