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Comment Of The Week: The Manufactured Alpha Male

February 28, 2012 by CH

Days of Broken Arrows hits the solar plexus with his glaring insight:

I’ll take this a step further. If a man isn’t around to dominate a woman, a woman will find something else to control her. Her “crazy” schedule which is always overbooked (by her). The demanding boss. Her career in general. Her pets’ needs. An eating disorder. Etc.

If you’ve spent any time around careerist, childless SWPL chicks, you’ll know how they LOVE LOVE LOVE to fill their empty lives with happy hours, wine tasting events, language and cooking classes, animal shelter volunteer work, marathon training, book club administration, birthdays, anniversaries, reunions, get-togethers discussing birthdays, anniversaries and reunions… fuck, they even set aside time to listen to their BFFs gripe about their asshole boyfriends. Their calendars are a pastiche of pastel-colored activity blocks. An unbooked schedule may as well be a black hole in her heart. The urban girl’s worst nightmare is having nothing to do but be alone with her thoughts. The horror! All these ultimately useless time fillers substitute for the presence of a masterful, dominating man who would normally be the unbendable, calming force giving meaning to her life. Unfortunately, the world is teeming with beta males who can’t compete with her true lord and master: the need to bitch about how much stress she’s under.

Left side of the bell curve chicks find their missing lord and master in cheesy poofs and meth and bastard spawn they can enroll in toddler whore pageants.

***

YaReally gets a runner-up nod because his comment made me chuckle.

Submissive girls like to be dominated because they’re submissive. Dominant girls like to be dominated because it’s so rare that a man CAN dominate them.

My natural buddy and I have done some pretty fucked up things to girls both in and out of the bedroom, just to see what we can get away with. It would blow most people’s minds what girls will do when you’re congruent with leading them.

The congruency is the key. Chicks will test to see if you’re full of shit or not. But if you’re congruent with being their master, to your core, the floodgates open. A big part of it is 1) understanding that women are sexual creatures and 2) not judging them for it.

I have literally shit on a girl lol and that’s not the worst thing I’ve done. It’s pretty hard to take the uppity “treat me like a lady and consider my opinion” types seriously after you’ve crossed certain lines lol and they can sense that.

I don’t think this blog will ever reach mainstream respectability as long as I continue posting stuff like this. And that’s a point of pride. Winning!

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  1. on February 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm Just Some Canadian

    What women THINK they want: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m046e5vtoC1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

    The truth is, they don’t.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm Anonymous

      What women actually want: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02mhg9ell1qjgwk8o1_500.jpg

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  2. on February 28, 2012 at 4:18 pm Jiu Jitsu Maniac

    What do you even say to a girl after you deficate on them? “Why don’t you go clean yourself off honey?”

    [heartiste: hmm, there’s that almond tart you fed me.]

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 5:12 pm itsme

      ‘fucking corn subsidies’

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 5:21 pm 357

      Awe, look sweetie … its got my eyes.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 7:04 pm Fred Rotten

      “Yeah? You like ‘dat? You like when I do ‘dat, bitch? Yeah?”

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    • on March 1, 2012 at 12:58 am whorefinder

      Now swallow.

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  3. on February 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm Anon

    Haha. Alpha cock chasers get shitted on, and wonder where the good men at.
    GBFM would be wise to replace the old tucker max with yareally.

    Yareally rhymes with bernanke.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 5:41 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

      lzozollzo

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 4:21 pm Anonymous

        The bernankification of modern womenz continues…

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  4. on February 28, 2012 at 4:38 pm Matador

    “I have literally shit on a girl lol and that’s not the worst thing I’ve done.”

    I really can’t think of something worse than shitting on a girl.
    If it’s really worse, then props for the wild imagination.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 4:44 pm Libertardian

      You can always make her eat it. Though I believe that’s not safe due to the intestinal bacteria, so don’t try it at home. Urine is sterile when it comes out though, so knock yourself out there.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 3:58 am Ben

        Who gives a shit if it’s saf… oh wait, haha

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 4:52 pm Art Vandelay

      I think it matters a lot where you shit. Is a Cleveland Steamer worse than a Hot Carl? What about diarrhea? Or maybe making her eat it and then vomit it in her mothers mouth?

      I think I speak for a lot of readers here when I say we need more details.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 5:15 pm ADS

      Where’s your imagination?

      Here’s a couple of examples: Amputation, incest, beastiality.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 6:06 pm Rick Derris

      >>>I really can’t think of something worse than shitting on a girl.

      What about A2M? (especially when the “A” is not hers?)

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 3:58 am Ben

        Definitely not worse.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 6:23 pm Obstinance Works

      Licking her own poop off yur sullied dick. She could also lie, cheat, steal, kill/kill herself for you. The sky is the limit, for now anyway.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 7:15 pm Fred Rotten

      >>> I really can’t think of something worse than shitting on a girl.<<<

      That makes sense from *our* point of view. However, from the girl's point of view, all you have to do is say something like, "housewife."

      She'll opt to be shat upon reflexively.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 11:07 pm Dan

      How about shitting on her while you make her clean out your refridgerator…..

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  5. on February 28, 2012 at 4:39 pm John Norman Howard

    Wait… what? I thought the Alpha Way was NOT to give a shit? :confused:

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 2:27 am Ben Runkle

      You’re doing it right

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 7:57 am GeishaKate

      My theory is confirmed: men are full of shit.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 11:36 am Gary from Jersey

        Your theory’s wrong. This is one of the most vile things I’ve ever read and I’m sure millions of men would agree. All you’ve done is reinforce male disgust at feminist KKK (FKK?) bigotry. Yes, Matador and his respondents are disgusting in the extreme, but ask youself this: If he’s telling the truth, what does that say about the women in his life?

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 11:50 am maya

        “… but ask youself this: If he’s telling the truth, what does that say about the women in his life?”

        You ask yourself: If feminists are telling the truth, what does that say about men in their lives?

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm Gary from Jersey

        That’s a total non-sequitor, Maya; it means nothing in or out of context. Even if your comment made sense, it’s still a tall order to assume feminists tell, or even recognize, truth.

        Feminism is ideology (Katherine McKinnon, feminist politburo member and radical leftoid at the University of Wisconsin wrote in 1989 that feminism is socialism which is communism) where ends justify the means and women are browbeaten into following the party line. Feminists must believe at some level that women have a herding instinct and will follow the line to meld with the crowd, fact, reason, logic or history be damned.

        As for men in their lives, why do you think feminists even have men in their lives other than to have a target for their hate and fear?

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 12:08 pm GeishaKate

        First of all, that was a joke. Getting off on shitting on someone is laughable to me. It is like any other form of degradation; its a power trip and nothing else. In my opinion, it speaks poorly of both the man and the woman participating. It tells me they’ve exhuasted all means of relating to other human beings as anything of value, and their soul probably looks a little something like Dorian Gray’s portrait.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 2:30 pm driveallnight

        This is a man “dropping out,” GK.

        All sex acts are valid. Please stop judging.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 5:34 pm GeishaKate

        I’m beginning to suspect the whole issue is more about copping out.

        If some men didn’t have feminists to hate, what would they do to fill their schedules? Every group needs an other. (Ellison, Orwell)

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 9:19 pm driveallnight

        Ah….maybe men are copping out when they really just need to “man up,” huh?

        And with respect to feminism: All one needs to do is avoid dating American women, and the problem evaporates.

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  6. on February 28, 2012 at 4:51 pm lurker

    “The urban girl’s worst nightmare is having nothing to do but be alone with her thoughts.”

    truth. hence the prevalence of constant phone and/or ipod use in public spaces. we have an entire generation of women (and many men) who are utterly incapable of functioning without constant external stimulation.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 2:47 am simonthemagician

      Truth. Digital addiction is rampant.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm rgoltn

        Especially Facebook – The Worst of the worst! The urban woman must feed her affirmation addiction and need to be seen and known by others that she is “alright.” It is pathetic!

        I feel strongly about it…

        http://dailystrategery.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/things-i-cant-stand-1/

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  7. on February 28, 2012 at 5:10 pm Whitehall

    Wait until you find yourself married to the overweight, sloppy, post-menopausal war pig who watches 60 hours a week of TV.

    She’ll still say she is sooooo busy!

    But it’s all the husband’s fault…..

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  8. on February 28, 2012 at 5:18 pm 357

    Just got a flash of 2 girls 1 cup.

    Gross.

    I’ve only heard a girl fart twice, on both occasions they were fired.

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  9. on February 28, 2012 at 5:22 pm Anonymous

    Never been into shit/piss related sexual activity. But gotta give YaReally a *fistbump* here. Shitting on a chic is disgustingly masterful.

    I will add this to the list- just for sake of the challenge.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 6:15 pm Anonymous

      Next challenge: Shitting on a married woman.
      I’m sure it’s common in Yareally’s world.

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      • on February 28, 2012 at 7:02 pm NahReally

        Ask yourself why it’s important to you that she’s married. Seriously.

        What place are you coming from, mentally? A place of accepting and exploring a woman’s most private fantasies, or a place of taking out anger and bitterness on women and mentally flipping a “fuck you” to another man in some attempt to stroke your own ego and make yourself feel like a badass?

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      • on February 28, 2012 at 8:07 pm Anonymous

        The second place, most probably. I don’t really give a shit about her private fantasies.
        But I wouldn’t go that far. Scat is not really a turn-on.

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      • on February 28, 2012 at 8:10 pm Anonymous

        A golden shower, on the other hand…

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  10. on February 28, 2012 at 5:27 pm peckerwood

    so what’s the point? I think it’s liek Chris Rock said, if you ask, you won’t get your dirty sex fantasy, but if you say it like a brotha, then yeeaahhh. Or not, maybe it’s better to know your gal has some limits…

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  11. on February 28, 2012 at 5:40 pm BluntReally

    lol shitting on the front page. Awesome.

    Details go to my grave for Satan and I to high-five over after he shows me to my reserved seat.

    The point of mentioning it is that however far you THINK you’re taking things, you can probably take it further. Push the limits of what you think is possible in game. If you’re rich, go out and tell girls you work at McDonald’s and have no money and try to make them buy you drinks…and do that until you CAN. If you’re good looking, don’t shower for a week and dress in wrinkled clothes with stains on them and hit on well-dressed done-up chicks…and do that until you CAN. If you always go for the phone number, go for the kiss. If you always go for the kiss, go for the bathroom lay. If you meet a chick who’s super submissive, explore that with her till you get mentioned on the front page of Heartiste.

    It’s not that you need to necessarily enjoy these things, maybe you LIKE flaunting your money, maybe you LIKE dressing your best, maybe you LIKE going on dates instead of fucking in dirty bathroom stalls, maybe you LIKE not having to throw out your bedsheets.

    But you should expose your psyche to the extremes just for the sake of shattering your own reality and KNOWING that this stuff is possible even if afterward you choose not to make it a part of your regular game.

    You can fight against guys your size and weight class in a ring with rules and tell people you know how to fight, but how about putting yourself on the street up against a guy twice your size and see if your fighting knowledge still holds up?

    Most of the guys who think looks, money, etc. matter, or who say “that would only work on dumb bar sluts”, or who say that “only a girl with mental problems would let you do something that fucked up to her, that would never work on an intelligent normal woman like Janice the lawyer who works at my office and has a degree” are guys still fighting in the ring.

    And that’s cool, they can do just fine in the ring. Good on them, some guys are just happy getting laid and waxing philosophical over their keyboards with eachother and don’t care about experiencing the depth of the game itself.

    But as long as they continue to authoritatively present their beliefs as facts, I’ll continue calling them out on blind-spots, biases, limiting beliefs, and lack of experience from out here on the street.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 6:31 pm Obstinance Works

      I’ve done stuff like this. Pushing the limit and all I walked out of a black nightclub with two hot white girls that all these thugs were hitting on. One of them saw me swipe a black and mild from one of the thugs.The snotty white man wins again. Ha.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 2:23 am Libertardian

      “only a girl with mental problems would let you do something that fucked up to her, that would never work on an intelligent normal woman like Janice the lawyer who works at my office and has a degree”

      I dated an executive (not marketing or HR*) who came (tears included) when I called her a cunt, whore, slut, etc. The nicer the pantsuit the dirtier the girl underneath. Not that there’s anything wrong with this.

      Catholic and Mormon girls are also into some fun stuff. All that repression just sets them up for a nice explosive release.

      * I wouldn’t want you people to think I don’t have any standards, after all.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 4:21 pm tacomaster

        I concur. The craziest, nastiest chic I have ever been with was a Mormon–the stuff porn dreams are made of.

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  12. on February 28, 2012 at 5:42 pm captainfinneganiii

    Here’s a question: what’s more demeaning to a woman, f’in her in the “A” or titty fucking her?

    [heartiste: the a.]

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 5:56 pm bellasu

      You guys are such prudes.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 6:07 pm maya

      why anyone would want to do something demeaning to a woman?

      [heartiste: because they like it.]

      what’s wrong with everyone here?

      [priapism.]

      you should be thinking about what can you do to show respect to her – (e.g. to have babies with her)

      [msot women aren’t thinking about how respectful their men are when they’re shitting out cinderblocks through ripped vagina holes.]

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm Anon

      Ass fucking a woman isn’t really demeaning to her, since most women like it and are physically stimulated by it.

      My vote is for pulling out and giving a facial.

      [heartiste: the commenter asked if anal was more demeaning than titty fucking, which it is. but facials are the most demeaning of the “conventional” sex moves. once you descend into unconventional sexual abandon, perversities like shitting in a girl’s face are hard to top for pure degradation.]

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm mayaoffershersoultotroll

        What?! I don’t understand why any woman would like to be degraded by some loser? How does a girl feel after that? Ashamed and degraded or maybe in love? I’m afraid there’s something wrong with people here … why would anyone want to shit on a girl’s face? You’d do that to a girl you love?!

        [heartiste: oh maya, you sound like you’re succumbing to the vapors. here, lie down on this couch. rest for a few minutes and your female moment will have passed.]

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 2:19 pm itsme

        I don’t understand why any woman would like to be degraded by some loser?

        women don’t like to be degraded by losers. they like to be degraded by alphas.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 3:58 pm maya

        No, women don’t want to be degraded. It’s men (some) who want to degrade women. Some men are turned on by the thought of humiliating a woman and that’s also the real reason why these men are able to commit rape. Feminists were right – some men get turned on when they degrade women. Sad and sick …

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      • on March 1, 2012 at 3:43 am El

        You obviously don’t know shit maya.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 2:55 pm n/a

        You would be surprised at what a woman would like.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 4:23 pm tacomaster

        the trick is to maintain your poker face and not act shocked when they tell you all the “degrading” things they want you to do them (sometimes involving vegetables or their step sisters…)

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 5:53 pm Lele

        > I don’t understand why any woman would like to be degraded by some loser?

        Not by a loser. Only by a winner. We agree on this.

        > How does a girl feel after that? Ashamed and degraded or maybe in love?

        Submitted and in love.

        > I’m afraid there’s something wrong with people here … why would anyone want to shit on a girl’s face?

        Why can’t you understand? It’s not us wanting to do that, it’s the women who may crave it!

        > You’d do that to a girl you love?!

        If that truly is what she’s after, then yes, I’d do whatever it takes.

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  13. on February 28, 2012 at 5:44 pm bellasu

    Serious question: what does a girl wanting you to consider her opinion have to do with her wanting you to shit on her? I really want to know.

    [heartiste: sometimes a girl wants to know how runny a deuce you plan to drop on her. there’s no breaking the bonds of love!]

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  14. on February 28, 2012 at 5:49 pm SnogHaw

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  15. on February 28, 2012 at 5:52 pm Mr. C

    ““I have literally shit on a girl lol and that’s not the worst thing I’ve done.”

    Eva Braun much?

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  16. on February 28, 2012 at 6:01 pm itsme

    i dunno man, i remain skeptical.

    i mean, was it a little fart control mishap little hershey’s kiss shit, or an intentional indiana jones coiled whip shit?

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  17. on February 28, 2012 at 6:48 pm NoReally

    “It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.” – Bruce Lee

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 6:52 pm NoReally

      Bruce Lee quote was in response to itsme and all the “way to get revenge on women with that whole shitting thing” and “what are all the details of how that went down” and “how can we demean women even better than that?” type responses, I just suck at the Internetz today and fucked up hitting reply.

      Think deeper on what it represents/demonstrates in terms of game, male/female dynamics, and human psychology.

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  18. on February 28, 2012 at 7:01 pm Zorro

    Left side of the bell curve chicks find their missing lord and master in cheesy poofs and meth and bastard spawn they can enroll in toddler whore pageants.

    Why? WHY have you not written a comic novel???!!!

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  19. on February 28, 2012 at 7:08 pm Anonymous

    Can we change the topic please?
    Days of Broken Arrow’s comment was meant to be dissected and glorified but it sadly got lost in yareally’s big fat stinky dump.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 6:38 am tyrone

      Its amazing how much humor you can squeeze out of a single turd.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 7:54 am GeishaKate

      I’ll help by taking it further off-topic. Does anybody know how to get in touch with King A?

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 2:33 pm Anonymous

        You’ll find him in the nearest church.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 6:09 pm GeishaKate

        Thank you. That did not help at all.

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  20. on February 28, 2012 at 7:12 pm Doug1

    Scat does nothing for me. Never done it. Never want to. Just too damn filthy.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 6:39 am tyrone

      Me too. Its right up there with watching a chick blow a dog.

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      • on February 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm driveallnight

        But a chick blowing a goat? Now, that’s a party.

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  21. on February 28, 2012 at 7:14 pm Dave

    Would marrying a beta and having 2.5 kids less of an “ultimately useless time filler”.

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  22. on February 28, 2012 at 8:04 pm Art Vandelay

    Now I get it: When he wrote “Women want to see if you are full of shit” and “the floodgates open” he was being literal. I’m pretty sure that particular depraved act involved a weeks worth of Mexican food. Don’t try it at home kids, if anything try it at HER home.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 7:52 am bdub85

      I hope he ate some Chipotle prior to the activities. lol

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  23. on February 28, 2012 at 8:06 pm Wrathful Troll

    Always helpful to put you in the place of women. Imagine spending a youth wearing pink dresses and dreaming of prince charming only to find your adulthood consisting of getting your face doused with cum, giving blow jobs after anal and untold humiliations with random men. Women = Epic Fail. This huge guilt and disappointment manifests itself in some pretty nasty masochism.

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    • on February 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm me

      The fact that they want it makes it so much more awful.

      Imagine the hot girl being shit on by some guy and loving it and you won’t want to treat her like a fellow human let alone bend over to do anything for her.

      Women are uncivilizable.

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  24. on February 28, 2012 at 8:21 pm Anon

    “Chicks will test to see if you’re full of shit or not.”

    Unfortunately for the girl, Yareally turned out to be full of shit, literally.

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  25. on February 28, 2012 at 8:29 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

    lzozozlzl i recordedd osmsteheing 4 u lzlzlzllz

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  26. on February 28, 2012 at 9:43 pm Thor

    A couple of points.

    “Work expands to fill the time available for its completion”
    dixit C. Northcote Parkinson (you young cads he was the
    Dilbert/Scott Adams of the fifties. No cartoons, just books.

    On some of the weird stuff: I don’t recommend it, and
    I personally stay away from feces. But there is a general
    principle here, time tested. The recurring theme is
    to have the acolyte perform a truly nasty act. This
    has several different psychological impacts, among
    which (not all apply in all cases):

    1) Team building. I am among the people who
    managed to perform X.

    2) Self-image. I am a person who, for good
    or evil, performed X.

    3) If I can do X, I can do anything.

    4) I BELONG in the group that does X (similar to 1)

    5) Most important in some cases:
    I have done X. My old relations, parents, friends,
    peer group, social class, whatever, will never take
    me back, because I have done X.
    (This has to be believed, but does not
    have to be true.) So I must stay with my
    new life with people who do X.

    Examples abound.

    SS acolytes were given a puppy to care for, feed,
    play with, cuddle with etc. then, without
    forewarning, were ordered to kill puppy.

    Jerry Pournelle, in Lucifer’s Hammer, has
    an out group where the initiation is eating
    human flesh (actually, meat)
    Granted, this is fiction.

    Feminazis. The would like to have an initiation
    rite of performing or having performed on them,
    a partial-birth abortion. Since this is impractical,
    vigorously defending this satanic rite is acceptable.

    Mau-Mau in Kenya, 1950s. Initiation rite, I don’t
    know the details, but it would trusted old
    house servants who had been playing with
    the farmer’s kids into murderers of whole families,
    including the family they knew.

    Various initiation rites, hazings etc. are common
    and somewhat milder versions of the above.

    Thor

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 5:32 pm John Norman Howard

      SS acolytes were given a puppy to care for, feed,
      play with, cuddle with etc. then, without
      forewarning, were ordered to kill puppy.

      Jeez, spreading urban legend as gospel? No soup for you.

      I heard the same thing about Marines… and Special Forces… and . 🙄

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    • on March 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm Tyrone

      The bit about the SS and puppies is an urban myth. Jews don’t like them and Jews control the media, hence this kind of nonsense. Hitler himself was a dog lover.

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  27. on February 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm itsme

    lotsa caca 4 da ladiez

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 5:32 pm John Norman Howard

      Thread winnah!

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  28. on February 28, 2012 at 11:35 pm Poppa Load

    Tits are to men what masculine power is to women.

    There is a scene in George Lazenby’s first and only foray into Bond films in, ‘On her majesty’s secret service”. An upper crust mob boss father requisitions Bond to dominate his wayward, aimless daughter to get her under control. He does. I contend the ‘researcher’ in the article below never felt the unseen, and necessary, hand of domination from Hubster nor Dad.

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23127234/ns/today-relationships/t/done-right-even-your-man-can-learn-new-tricks/#.T01iqfEgfVV

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  29. on February 28, 2012 at 11:56 pm Stuki

    “All these ultimately useless time fillers substitute for the presence of a masterful, dominating man”

    Nonsense! They substitute for rearing and raising children. Watch a widow with 8 kids, then compare her to the barren arm candy of some blank shooting alpha, and see who fills her life with the most trivial gibberish.

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  30. on February 29, 2012 at 12:37 am Cauthon

    Slow clap.

    The next you get approach anxiety…

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  31. on February 29, 2012 at 3:41 am modernguy

    There are men who kill for greed and power. Focusing on the degenerate scum of the earth as a way to divine the nature of that scum’s gender is just going to lead you to a despairing cynicism. Some people are garbage. YaReally is garbage and so is the whore he shit on. Let these people shit on each other, don’t promote it.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 2:44 pm Anonymous

      Who gives a shit about what you think?

      PS: You’re right about the girl being a whore though.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 5:35 pm John Norman Howard

      Have to agree… keep bar-b-que’ing the sacred cows around here.

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  32. on February 29, 2012 at 3:53 am modernguy

    It’s ironic that you would declare the necessity of man’s leadership to women and then point to YaReally’s accomplishment in shitting on them as an example. The cynicism of a man who doesn’t really want to take the responsibility of leading, and the pathology of a infantile human piece of shit who doesn’t know what leadership is.

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  33. on February 29, 2012 at 3:58 am Anonymous

    Really? I thought I was twisted. WTF? Having a decent wife who sometimes gets her freak on is enough. Does anyone here have a life outside of banging psychos? Who wants all the drama? With multiple kids from the same woman, I’ll take the stable life. Owning multiple weapons, I could never sleep soundly knowing I was sleeping with an insane person. Especially since I taught her how to shoot, she is a better pistol shot. Maybe my bad.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 12:21 pm Anon

      You have it backwards.

      1. Wife + kids = ILLUSION of stable life

      Sagging tits, infidelity, divorce court, lawyers, alimony, and/or child support will remove all illusions of stability.

      2. Fucking pyscho chicks = ILLUSION of unstable life

      Having your own pad all to yourself, leaving after fucking, not having to put up with monthly cycles, freedom to do whatever you want, no boss at home to answer to, and excess money will remove all illusions of instability.

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  34. on February 29, 2012 at 4:05 am Ben

    Dominating women makes me and the woman feel great. What is better than tying up a woman, slapping the shit out of her face, and then DT’ing her? Honestly?

    (Don’t judge my sexuality. Who are you to judge anyway? If all morality is relative? HA HA.)

    (by the way, I’d add to the left side of that bell curve feminism.)

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm itsme

      slapping the shit out of her face

      don’t you mean off her face?

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  35. on February 29, 2012 at 4:47 am Days of Broken Arrows

    I don’t think this blog will ever reach mainstream respectability as long as I continue posting stuff like this. And that’s a point of pride. Winning!

    Was my comment really that fare out of the mainstream?

    [heartiste: i was referring to yareally’s comment. although, it’s probably equally true that your comment would not receive a welcome reception in any mainstream media organ i can think of.]

    I’m guessing I shouldn’t be mentioning stuff like this in polite company, then. The funny thing is, when you discuss these topics on the Web for years, what you consider common knowledge is thought of as “radical” by so-called normal people.

    Thanks for making my statement comment of the week. I have mentioned this to people before and they’ve agreed, but then they know me.

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  36. on February 29, 2012 at 5:25 am Paladin

    “Dave
    Would marrying a beta and having 2.5 kids less of an “ultimately useless time filler”

    – provided that she doesn’t divorce him and actually puts in effort to have a happy and lasting marriage to raise strong, mentally stable children, then hell yes. But how often does that happen?

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  37. on February 29, 2012 at 6:07 am Messydef

    “Blunt really” spoke about engaging women in a ring is when you respect hers degree, and achievements, and “fighting her” on tha street rules means ignoring all of that, while approaching her and figuring out ways to get away with that, or i missed it completely…

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  38. on February 29, 2012 at 6:25 am tyrone

    This is very true. When women are happy and in luuuuv with their Maan, they usually don’t want to leave the house.

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  39. on February 29, 2012 at 7:24 am kronos1978

    Never read a better description of the single urban woman above 30.
    The list of ultimately useless things they do could be continued: Yoga, artsy exhibitions, cooking sessions, travelling alone to fancy places, moaning with their single female friends about guys, going to fancy spas and gyms…
    And the worst is their urge to share every tiny detail of their pathetic lifes on facebook. Recently, a 35 y.o. chick, formerly hot, now not so hot anymore and used up from age and smoking, shared a link to a newly opened spa, along with a text: “who invites me there?”…noone replied 🙂

    [heartiste: ouch. mae west had it right. “i prefer to be looked over than overlooked.”]

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  40. on February 29, 2012 at 7:49 am ColSpanker

    It’s a wonder more haven’t turned to lesbianism.
    🙂

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 12:17 pm askjoe

      yeah, I heard those gals can be quite violent towards each other.

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  41. on February 29, 2012 at 12:07 pm askjoe

    regarding the twitter discussion of 300/400/500:

    Going back to the SMV test and other things related to how much value muscles have, last summer I hit my goal of benching 3 plates (like most dudes, I’ve been benching forever but not the other stuff, and now am increasing my squats and DL to that level), it sort of makes you huge. Do you want to be that big? I was told that I look like a white vin diesel with that much upper body mass. The squats and dl apparently also increase your waist size to accommodate all that muscle. I guess that paleo diet has made you slim and now you’re starting to worry about mass.

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  42. on February 29, 2012 at 12:09 pm Vivi

    “Dominant girls like to be dominated because it’s so rare that a man CAN dominate them.”

    This is true. I admit I’m quite a handful. Meeting a man who’s my match is quite rare. Quite a turn on.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 1:41 pm modernguy

      I’m going to shit on you baby.

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  43. on February 29, 2012 at 1:35 pm Anonymous

    askjoe.

    I’m 5’11” 164.
    Bench 260, Squat 350, Dead 405.

    It’s Nervous System Adaptation primarily my friend. Not even a powerlifter. Strenghten your triceps, hamstrings.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 3:32 pm askjoe

      All that muscle at 5’11”, 164? I’m just jealous cause your bf must be about 5% or you must be an ecto to my meso. I’m down now 250/250/300 because I realized that a texas method ignored other basic athletic markers, like benching 300 didn’t translate into a lot of pushups. So, now, I am working to 100 pushups as well as bench and press. Or being able to sprint, jog, and bike as well as having decent squat. But your point to my point must be that you can do all that stuff without hulking out, which is true (to a point) depending on your goals and how you do it.

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    • on March 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm askjoe

      just to clarify, your numbers refer to RM1 or RM5?

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  44. on February 29, 2012 at 1:56 pm MBR211

    Just when you thought emasculation of men had hit rock bottom. Theres no way but up from here….is there?

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  45. on February 29, 2012 at 2:01 pm Anonymous

    This is essentially the Story of O going mainstream.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2107866/It-makes-want-sex-husband-How-X-rated-bondage-novel-unlikely-new-fad-heeled-New-York-moms.html

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  46. on February 29, 2012 at 2:36 pm AlphaBeta

    Also, girls in the upper echelon of fuckability absolutely live off of drama. If you control the drama (making her jealous etc.) you control her. You will almost never have to deal with unplanned drama.

    Side note, this is hilarious: http://www.salon.com/2012/02/28/disneys_fat_shaming_fail/

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 5:38 pm Days of Broken Arrows

      Funny you should mention drama while linking to a story by writer Mary Elizabeth Williams. She posed nude a few years back — nothing drums up drama like that.

      Here is the story: http://www.salon.com/2010/01/20/mommys_first_nude_shoot/

      Here’s a link to the full image (she’s second from left and fully topless): http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/60350/naked-poker-ladies

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  47. on February 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm Drib

    The never ending Uber busy urban female bit is dead on. It is the result of a double whammy of existential angst. The first, a classic avoidance technique of whistling pass the graveyard of that black void that is death. The great equalizer who eventually comes for us all. And the second and most important component is the denial of that fast approaching living death. The living death of hitting 35 with the full knowledge that her market value is is about to hit 1929 levels. “Logans Run” was right, but off by about 5 years. And in this case “carousel” is an appointment with the plastic surgeon and pilates instructor.

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  48. on February 29, 2012 at 3:01 pm n/a

    A little shit and people are running for the exits.

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 5:41 pm John Norman Howard

      Why not? The Brits used to break up Irish riots with a Rooney rifle.

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  49. on February 29, 2012 at 3:06 pm gig

    Why am I not surprised?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9110941/Men-in-their-late-40s-living-in-London-are-the-unhappiest-in-the-UK.html

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  50. on February 29, 2012 at 3:41 pm CallistoRising

    You’re right that girls in the aggregate can’t stand being alone with their thoughts.

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  51. on February 29, 2012 at 3:46 pm E. Flynn

    Today i saw a very attractive blonde with hair down to her ass, walking down the block bending over to be able to walk hugging her boyfriend’s waist. He was indifferent (of course). I wish i snapped a photo for the “spot the alpha” project. It was incredible to see.

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  52. on February 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm Anonymous

    so is it bad that my wife spends most of her time reading young adult fiction?

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    • on February 29, 2012 at 6:42 pm Days of Broken Arrows

      I actually read a lot of Young Adult fiction. I think it has to do with either unresolved teenage issues or just the person happens to like reading about younger people. It has nothing to do with the way I run my life. I wouldn’t worry about this. I find it’s women who read romance novels who pose problems *for obvious reasons).

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  53. on March 1, 2012 at 9:39 am Andrea

    I think it’s pretty sad if you find volunteer work “useless.”

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  54. on March 1, 2012 at 11:58 am Anonymous

    Keep the high drama girls. I’ll take the long term wife who doesn’t give me shit. Had 3 of my children, and takes care of stuff. Love to flirt. Cute girls are fun to tease. The giggles are worth it. But for Religious reasons I stay on the porch.

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  55. on March 1, 2012 at 12:43 pm OverTheTop

    I was hanging out with this hip hop chick I had met over OkCupid a couple of nights ago, and to be truthful I was expecting some “YO BOY WHUT U SAYIN'” type girl judging by how she spoke over text, but instead, she was quite accomplished, and carried herself well. Anyways, she is the only woman I’ve ever met who was as into Hip Hop as I was. Not even just the standard shit most women claim to like, like A Tribe or De La soul, no, she LOVED the hardcore grimy hip hop that I also loved.

    What threw me off was that she also divulged she was a hardcore feminist. I didn’t even bother bringing up the fact that every artist she was in love with openly degrades women, but she was quick to point out that she was being oppressed and not taken seriously because she was a woman… Ten minutes later we’re openly singing “your ass is fat, your brain is small” from gangster rap artist Sean Price.

    Her irony brings me to a concept I picked up a long the way at the Chateau: feminists want to be dominated and despise betas. Fucking despise them. All of the people who she said “didn’t take her serious,” also came across to me as weird socially awkward students that she was tasked with teaching. In addition when I met her she was dressed to the nines, but she couldn’t stand how “oppressed she was.”

    Hardcore hip hop is COMPLETELY about male dominance, all about being the best man, being the grimiest and most of all: dominating women better than other men… and she’s in love with it. Not even just in love with it, she openly talks about these artists like a school girl gossiping about a boy she has a crush on, shaking with happiness as she’d quote her favorite lines from them and then following it up with: “Oh my god! He’s just so good!”

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    • on March 2, 2012 at 12:40 am Art Vandelay

      So what you’re saying, Feminism really is an elaborate shit-test?

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  56. on March 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm Anonymous

    Learned the smart money is never take females seriously. Exceptions exists. But they better have a long track record.

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  57. on March 1, 2012 at 3:27 pm SouthTXRedneck

    Your site has corrupted me with your insight. I have turned truly asshole to females if I go to a bar. Happily married and just want to talk to friends who hang out there. The more you ignore them, the more they are all over you.

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  58. on March 1, 2012 at 9:39 pm Buttfuck

    I love it when bitches be talkin bout female empowerment and dominant women.

    there’s no such thing as a “dominant woman”. there are only weak men.

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    • on March 2, 2012 at 5:27 am Anonymous

      Yep

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  59. on March 2, 2012 at 12:25 am AlwaysBeFucking

    I have done something similar.
    After taking dump but before cleaning
    up, call up my girl and ask her to clean my
    ass. They giggle and clean me while I am
    still on toilet seat.
    Done this with two different girls.

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    • on March 5, 2012 at 12:07 pm Tyrone

      So you wait around for 20 or 30 minutes until they show up with a shit ass? I’d rather wipe it myself.

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      • on March 5, 2012 at 11:52 pm Tercules

        Not a substitute for a female bidet!

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  60. on March 2, 2012 at 1:44 pm HLS

    Another edition of game concepts going mainstream: http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/292424/yes-chicks-dig-jerks-kevin-d-williamson?pg=2

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