A wealth of experience with women will clue a man into the dissonance between a woman’s words and actions, and gradually lead him to discover that the woman’s word is the exact inverse of what she wishes you to presuppose it is: not a verbal descriptive but rather a psychological misdirection to lull the unsuspecting, including herself, to cogitate on the opposite of what is, in fact, true. Resist the temptation to blame a woman for her subterfuge because, in another example of empirics catching up to folk wisdom, science is revealing that not even she is aware what currents ripple through her vagina.
On that prologue, here follows a handy dandy secret girl code decoder crib sheet. Though you have been weaned since toddlerhood, when your flaccid tot dong jutted out at a continual 90 degree angle to your raisins, to believe the last in each series is to be aspired to, the truth is that, if sexnlurv with the sexynlurvly hot babes is what you want, then you are far better off being deemed the opposite by the fairer sex.
douchey >>> nice guy
asshole >>> sweet
jerk >>> cute
bastard >>> good man
pig >>> gentleman
insane >>> dependable
jerk > sexy > hot > cute > sweet > creep > nice guy
creeper > creep > stalker > loser > nice guy
serial killer >>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
mass murderer >>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
psychopathic hedge fund white collar criminal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (*phew*) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
nice guy > pedophile (finally!)
he makes me cry >>>>>>>>> he’s always there for me
it’s so hard with him >>>>>>>>>>>> yeah, he’s a great guy
freak >>> attentive lover
cheating bastard >>> he treats me like a princess
you don’t see what i see in him >>> he’s the perfect man
wiseass >>> funny >>> clown >>> goofy >>> quirky >>> weird
mysterious >>> a good friend
exciting >>> easy to get along with
i don’t know how much more i can take with him >>> someday we’ll get married
he always forgets our anniversaries >>> he understands my needs
pervert >>> sensitive lover
he screwed my best friend >>> i screwed his best friend
he gets me >>> i get him
fucking asshole arrogant son of a bitch motherfucking cocksucking pike of steaming shit filthy fucking bastard mama’s boy >>> nice guy
selfish lover >>> eats me out
who are you texting? >>> i promise i’m not texting any other guys
god that was such a turn-on >>> i love you
cocky bastard >>> sweet guy
i never know what he’s up to >>> we go everywhere together
lover >>> husband
is that a girl’s voice i hear in the background? >>> thanks for letting me know what time you’ll be home
you’re going to shit in front of me?! >>> i’ll be out in a minute, honey
lozozzozlzozlz
da federal reserve and da womenz are similar beast
lzozozzz
dey both bail out assfucking assfuckers with beta bucks zlozzoozzlzl
da fed says it is there to prevent inflation
it creates it zlozozzozoz
da womenz say day are der waiting for a good man
day offer der buttonholes to secretive tapesers of butthex like tucker max whys with goldman sax lzozlzozoz’
both the fed and womenz encourage assholery and fund and finance assholery and support assholery with their buttonholes, ginaholes, and fiat dollars
den, both da fed and womenz say, “wo unto us! there is too much corruption in da world!” and day legislate against good men and create feminist studies programs to 1) teach them how to get buttcocked by bucckiiking buttcockers who oft tape it secretly like tucker max hryeme with goldman sax and 2) then go forth and buttock der men in divorce court, in child support, in sexual harrraassment lawssusitsss zlzozozl
the fed funded the womenz womemeovement and da ebernankifictaion of womenz thand deosuling of womenz thought their anuthholes to con convert womenz into mechanisms means of wleathtranferz zlzozlzlzl
HARVARD UNIVERSITY JUST INTRODUCED A NEW COURSE!!
Upper-Level Feminist Business 401: During the semester we will learn how to optimize Alpha Fucks and Beta Bucks, as we are buttcoked by “alphas” and then go forth into the corporate-state to buttcock betas out of their assettsts (buttcocking their asstettss so to speak lzozlzoz) buttcoki dem outta der assettts in divorce curt, entitle progapms, corproate sexual harrassment suits, and guilting betas and gelding them with the “pay gap” myth. We will transfer teh assetts to the central banks and bernankifiers for teh centyral banks can only create debt-based fiat dollarz which are worth less than nothing, and thus need d awomenz movement to go forth and buttcock and guilt betas into working working working for a hope to lick our std-addled, strecthed-out bungholes lzozlzololzozo. We will examine why betas do not like this setup, and how we can shame them into marriage and slaving away in corproate jobs while we cock hold the alphas and cukhold da betas zlzololzlzlozozololzlzolz. homework will consist of getting buttcocked by a buttccker while mainitaing a roster of at least 20 beta oribters to reguallry buy one meals so that they will be well fed for the buttcocking later that evening. this will prepare tda womenz for bigger game, whnce they get betas to buy them homes and cars, and then dun future buttcockings with aplphas via alimony and child support lzzllzzlzozozozozo. sample exam questions will be, “what does tucker butthexter max wheym with? klzozolzolzolzo
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GBFM: did you notice that PETA called Fucker Max’s bullshit about his planned “donation” of $500,000 to Planned Parenthood? I’ll wager he can’t come up with $500k in his own cash to donate to PETA. The whole PP thing was a publicity stunt. He knew PP would not take his donation, so he didn’t risk anything by making the offer.
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yah dat is hilarious he has not dat much cashola.
his movie lost over $10,000,000 which is a huge debt to pay off lzozlzozzzo
and no matter how much
money tucker max ever makes
at the end of the day
tucker max shymes
with
goldman sax
and at the end of the day
he is still a buttfucker
who tapes his butthexuttual activities
in secret
without the girths ocnthent.
this is why pricisooilla paint ion prsicillia painton at sodom and scheister simon and schuster love him as does charlotte allen at the weekly standadth who repeats tucker’s lies about his height zlozozzzl and they give him publiciicilyties and hundreds of thousands of benrnake dollars for sodomizing future wives and taping it in secrete zlzozzlzoz
‘dis is what happens z when u let womenz run the world along sides asksocckerz zlzozozooz douchebags slzozoz
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check out his real height and how he faked it hfor his book cover and how much money his farty fail film lost:
http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/
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looks like it lost over $10,000,000 !! lzozozzlzozzolzlz
so it is dat da dfenihtion of da neoecn weekly stsnadadrth of heroic is that which butthexes while creating debt, just like the federal reserve!
lzozozzooz
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HOW DA FED HIDES INFLATION:
da fed hides inflation in many, many ways
frist of all, da government always lies about the true inflation lozozozl but you see it at the gas pump as day pump and dump your future wife in college deosuling and ebenrnkaifiying her
A LOT OF INFLATION is hidden in your future wife’s buttonhole lzozlzoz
with all da extra dolzlrz zlzozo day print dollars and fund feminism and sassockcing lessons as socking seminars assockcing instructions on da college campus where day can butthext and deosul your future wife and make her loyal first and foremost to da bottom line lzozozl da BOTTOM line lzozozoz da BOTTOM UTTHOLE line lzozozlzl programming her to seize your assets to tempt you into marriage, seize your assets and spy on you, and then forward all your emails to da FED alongside all of your assettsts ASS tests ASSsetts zlzozzzlz BOOTOTOM LINE BOTTOM LINE ASSests zlzozozllzozoz
once upon a time a man couple support a family and a wife and kids and rise them proper moral decent lzozllzoz
but now, due to da FED’s massive inflation which they hide in your wife’s buttonhole during secretive tucker max rheyme with godlmans sax secretly taped buttehxting sessions, she will be more loyal to da shopping channels and her sista’s and the CIA’s cosmo magazine zlozozzllzzol and unloyal not loyal to family, god , man, religion, and thus she will insatiate initiate over 80% of divorce as the FED whispers to her that she will get her uhusdbansds assetsts to fund future as socking as socking buttonhole cockas sessions that they addickecter adduced adDICKted her to in college lzoolzlzozo
and da fed gets a gut
as they must convert
worthless less than zero fiat debt
into physical assetttss
by seizing property and lifer and liberty form da betas
operating through their wive’s buttholios
where they dhid allda inflation zlozozozlz
DANTE and MILTON noted the same thing, so if you do not believe da GBFM, take it up with DANTE and MILTON asslcocen zlzzzl assclowns zlzozlzlzo
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Once family is destroyed, the only alternative to family is government.
The State –
whether via military (once), servitude or welfare
Big Brother, big sister, big momma…
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just remember dat many are not ready to be unbuttblugged from da matrix lzlzzllzzlzl
so many have been butthexed for so long dat 2 try 2 take da life-sucking cockas outta der anuth will result in dem h8ing h8ing h8ing u and defending da tucker max rheyems with bgoldman sax buttehxtteetrszz zlzozlzzooz
like next tim eu are out with a chick, ask her,
“so how does it feel 2 be da first generation of oemenz buttcocked and deosuled by da federlr reseverssZZ? lzozozozozozz”
lzlzozozozzoz
dis is why it is better to just hooks ups with da owmenz da desouled womenz rather than try to talk or reasons or logic with demzz lzozozlz
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today da professor GBFM would like to lecture on INFLATION lzozozz
once upon a times $50,000 would buy yo u a nice house a nice wife two cars and three kids who you could play baseballs with and raise to be nice girls and nice boyz zlzoozoz
today $1,000,000 will buys you an cassocked assockccoked, embittered, doused, deosueld and bernanenkied butthexed dfeminsistasz who will take %70 70% of oyiry assets in divroce court as ada dirvroce industries forces men to pay for past use oif a pussiezzes which is why da enoeteconths hate prostiutuitions as it does not make man pay for past pussy uyse but only present pussy use and da neococonths hatchet comepetitzzinonszz lzozlzlzoz, and dat $1,000,000 will be used to pay your wives dirvocre attorney and fund her future as socking sesisosns dat day got her hooked on in college during da prrima noctae asosckingszz seeisosnsnsns lzozlzozozo and den da $1,000,000 will be whittled down furthers buying presscirtption drugs for your dumbed down drugged up kids who you never get to see because ebernenekifiers seized den as poker chips in da fed’s wealth transfer games zlzozlzl
so now you see da definition of butthex, wealth-rttrannsfeeringz INFLATION lzozozlzlzoz
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how it works:
1. womenz fuck assholes crinmlaz deadbeats
2. they write legislation to transfer moneys from da hard working good menz to fund their asshole spawn lzozzzl
3. the fed funds hedge fund banks to gamble blow billions millions lose billions
4. they write legislation to transfer moneys from da hard working good menz to bale out da asshioel bankssterzz zlozzl
dis is why da neococonths like charlotte allene give lost as page space and praise to ad tucker maxes why me with godlman saxes
fro da federal resevre and da fmeinists moneveemnzt are one and da same zlzozlzlz
can hardly wait until da hyper inflation takeszz wawayz all da powers of da dollzrrz zlzlzlzlz as it inevitably mustsesz zlzozlzllz
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YEs GBFM (TM), ve here in the International MasterClass (TM) are once again receiving WORLDWIDE ANAL TINGLES from ze propinquous (oh lurv having a HIGH VERBAL IQ! lzolzolzolzolzolzozl (licensed from GB4m(TM) observations about da desouling of da dumb golem
Indeed GBFM,
Our anal vibrations at the thought of the DA hyperinflation coming our way is possitively ORGASMIC lzlolzozlozlolzolzozlzo (Licensed GBFM (TM)}
But we come to you with da urgent news — DANGEROUS GOYISCHE ALERT — Repeat: Dangerous Goyische leaking secrets outside of ze Anal Circle (Patent Pending)
Dangerous Goyische E MICHAEL JONES continues to CONNECT DOTS WHERE DOTS SHOULD NOT BE CONNECTED BEFORE DUMB ANIMAL MASSES:
http://www.amazon.com/Libido-Dominandi-Liberation-Political-Control/dp/1587314657
“Libido Dominandi shows how sexual liberation was from its inception a form of control. Those who wished to liberate man from the moral order needed to impose social controls as soon as they succeeded because liberated libido led inevitably to anarchy. Aldous Huxley wrote in his preface to the 1946 edition of Brave New World that “as political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”
Da masses who are allowed unlimited sexual license destroy themselves. It is very AMUSING to us here in da MasterClass that da GOOGLE, “Do no evil” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_evil
has unlimited porn all over da Google.
Because da pornbrings in da big bucka$a$$$ to google
Pornography is illegal in da israel, for da good israeli citizens, yet load da golem Americans up on your wife, girlfriend, fiancee, sister, gettig fucked by da animal cocksas,http://www.dancingbear.com/t7/pps=wildlinegoogle/
da cuckold husbands,
http://www.fuck-my-wife.tv/ da cheating wives, porn for all, porn for da 11 year olds
So whule ve WEAKEN you vith the daily addictive ejaculations ve also DEMORALIZE you vith the images of your wives, your daughters, your sisters getting da fucked and desouled and buttectcted deberkikfied
lzolzozlzolzozlozlzozlozlzolzo
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lzozozozzlzlzlzozl
wonce upon a time mens wents 2 church 2 find a good wownenez lzozlzlzloz to be a wife and mother and faithful honor cherish lzozlzzozlolzozlz
today woemnz go 2 churrhc 2 find a beta or gammamale to pay for their three children forrm three fatehrs who pumped dand dudmped theier zazzez afetr asszzcockcing them lzozlzlzlzo
lzozozozlzlzolzolz
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once uppoineez a time da dollars was backed by gold
today it is backed by porn as emerikaz went off the gold/god standtdthedth and went onto da iron porn standadtdth lkzozozzlz
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whaaat? i can’t believe …
“Quality girl > slut > frigid ice queen”
so i’m worse than sluts 😦 i’m very disappointed.
“Sex with Bar Refaeli > sex with Bar Refaeli sexbot > sex with a 7 > sex with a 7 sexbot > sex with a 6 > masturbation > sex with the rest”
even nicer. masturbation is better than sex with me (i’m a 4 or 5). 😦 i think i hate men.
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One would wonder what value there is in being a frigid ice queen…
If you’re a four or a five of your own assessment, you might contemplate raising your SMV by way of being on the slut->quality girl part of the spectrum instead of the ice-bitch one. (With emphasis on being at the midpoint or better…)
I wouldn’t want to even contemplate having sex or any semblence of a relationship with an ice-bitch. Not happening. (This is a hint that you’re your own worst enemy and your assessment of being a 4 or a 5 is probably a lot less if you’re being honest with us here- “ice-bitch” takes off 3-4 off your SMV out of the gate.)
Your posts imply you’re an ice-bitch with so-so looks. The only time you can “get away” with being an ice-bitch is if your looks rate you a 9 or a 10. Seriously.
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Thanks for your comment, I agree with you but I’ve realized that I’m not really a frigid ice queen, I just don’t have a boyfriend, that’s all. Very often I’m mean and disrespectful to everyone, but that’s just because I’m anxious and unhappy all the time. However, I’m going to be happy and nice from now on and I think I’ll be OK. My “beauty” (if there ever was any of it) is fading quickly but I do everything to look healthy so maybe I’ll find a guy who will prefer my body over masturbation.
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https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/08/26/quality-girl/
one of my comments disappeared, so i’m posting this again. EVERYONE should read this post because it’s so beautiful and painful and it will make you fall in love with Heartiste even more. I wish I could hug him ❤
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/2008/08/26/quality-girl/
one of my comments disappeared so i’m posting this again. EVERYONE should read this post because it’s so beautiful and painful and it will make you fall in love with H. even more. I wish I could hug him ❤
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“A high quality girl is good for standing by, sticking with, supporting always, loving fully, defending righteously, and if the timing is right, embracing for life to the exclusion of all others.”
that’s so painful 😥 he still wants to fall in love 😥 I thought he’s already lost forever 😦
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You know what’s painful… The fact that, in the large, there’s nothing that meets his criteria- and that really his criteria is, in the large, accurate for most men. Most of the women out there aren’t it. Won’t be it. And they’re deluding themselves into thinking they are.
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Most girls still meet all of his criteria!
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But maybe things are much worse in US or maybe he really doesn’t have luck and keeps meeting “low-quality” girls … who knows. Let’s hope that he meets a good girl soon. My heart aches when I read his cynical posts. He’s been so disappointed with women 😦
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Heh…yeah, they do… But it’s in the “what doesn’t make a quality girl list”:
Re-read it carefully, Maya. Most women fail upon at least two or more of those criteria he gave there. If they meet his criteria, it’s the one of pump-n-dump, not settle down and marry.
Many guys would love to find a woman on the “quality” list- but they also knmow they’re few and far between; and that many of the rules of this nation are no longer conducive to that (You “ladies” can divorce your man at the drop of the hat for no good reason and take the man to the cleaners…). Because of that, we’re doing what we’re doing now or removing ourselves from the relationship equation completely.
Don’t like that? Change it by disavowing all of the Feminist lies.
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Read it. Yes, beautiful.
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oh, great, comments are not moderated anymore … :)))
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ooh, I’m sure somebody
will come along –
and ruin that
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I actually changed my mind about moderation … right now I was reading the comments under this ‘Quality girl’ post … They were of much higher quality than they are now. It looks like smart and sane people were once commenting here. I’m ashamed of myself.
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spontaneous, intelligent comment flow > moderation
modding > host reads all comments
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Thats it, Maya must be a Troll. Theres no way even insane girls have a meltdown in the comment section of a blog.
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Moderation is a huge waste of time, except against genuine spam. If the webmaster moderates for quality and trollery, that means every comment that does go through carries his implicit endorsement.
The people who are sensitive to contrary or stupid opinions being published must have just met the internet. All websites are unreadable at some level of sensitivity. There is already enough sub-par commentary for us regular readers to have developed our own filter system. I am sure people skim or skip over my words just as I do theirs, once I’ve sized them up.
Besides, micromanaging the conversation leads to fallow rhetoric, like a college speech code scrutinizing every utterance for correctness. If the audience is sophisticated enough — and this website’s is — the conversation is self-policing. Seeing a troll shamed by wit and wisdom is far more effective than never being exposed to the idiocies of the opposition at all.
That said, it appears my comments are still being held (or WordPress is having her monthlies). I will wear that as a badge of pride.
Matt
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“my comments are still being held” 😦 Our war of wit will have to wait.
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Heartsie spilled cognac all over his keyboard and accidentally switched off moderation. Our jailbreak was short-lived.
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> Moderation is a huge waste of time, except against genuine spam.
I can think of a few other reasons, most of which are fairly insignificant as far as discussion goes but aren’t really my place to explain.
[heartiste: yes, there are people who have asked me that their info be kept from appearing on this site.]
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“psychopathic hedge fund white collar criminal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (*phew*) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice guy”
why this guy would be so much better? i don’t get it …
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I knew the Mexican owner of a rim shop(sold them for low riders). He’d always say “Fuck You” to his friends and “Have a nice day” to his enemies on the phone in Spanglish. The SWPL brick building cultures know nothing of the Byzantine under currents. Even with this information many will not know which Act in the Shakespearian tragedy of their lives they are display their status rather than to achieve it. Piss down hill with the wind when they fail to notice. If you are completely out of her league and she does not feel worthy, call a florist.
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I’m hungover today
I don’t get the “>>>>>>>” symbol.
Is it similar to the equal (=) sign?
When I do my wiseass routine, it results in tingles.
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He means, when a girl talks about you, “>” = “better than”. “>>>>>>>” = “MUCH better than.”
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ohhh, now I get it
(I’m a bit slow)
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much much much much better than
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Ahh.. Thanks to all. My Gentleman Jack-approved cranial jackhammer sends regards.
It is the grade-school math “greater than” symbol multiplier effect.
Funny how symbols take on new meaning on the internetz, yet some remain the same.
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Like this? Hungover > underhung
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… not bad.
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Or alternatively:
A “has a bigger metaphorical dick” than B
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Hahahaha. Haha. Ha. This explains so much.
I’ve seen a girl constantly gush to a guy on Facebook, then three months after they get married, she cheats on him. I now am fully cognizant that my current girlfriend is trying to nail me down as a beta husband after a six-year “abusive” (ha) relationship with a musician across the country. No, she was in contact with him while she was starting up with me, and for all I know, she may still be.
OTOH, I managed to really piss off this hot blonde who had left for grad school a few years ago, with, looking back on it, a combination of aloof alpha, and a burp of needy beta just before she left. (She had a boyfriend at the time, and I had enough primordial game sense at the time to find being a beta orbiter disgusting!) She haaates me now. But… her best friends — the women especially — for whatever reason still think I’m super cool. I never apologized to her for my behavior, and I ain’t gonna. Ever.
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She got down to his gristle so packaged betaloney is looking pretty good.
Stay on her six just like he did.
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Three months? That’s nice…wish wife #2 would’ve waited that long…
Less than a week, based on the fallout from the divorce, in my case.
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What’s with the fucking retard “Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen”? Why do you allow him to post?
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Your post is so nice and perfectly readable. Your pants are pressed and your shirt is starched. Meanwhile Guido is putting on a shine on some ass.
lzlzozozozzoz
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your grammars are very very good and u i do admire your punctuation lzozlzlzoz a proper use of quoteszz and ver good proper spelling too zlozozzo
you are just the sort of honestzz, hardworkingz, diligent manz for da jobs zlzozozoz
someboddy gootaatats provide da betabasukcckz
betabucks
while da gbfm
proeevdies
da
alpha fucksskz
zlzozlzlzzo
keep up da good workzkz zkzkzkzkzzkz
a good spellzlzer can be a good bank telelrz
while da lsoctas cockas assfucking tucker maxxes
be printing da fiat douchemoneyz with goldman saxes zlzlzlzlz
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@ GBFM
Clearly, the commentator ‘-***’ is not in an optimal place in his/her life to recognize your greatness.
@ -***
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i havevevev faith in our newgfofund firendnd
with alittlele bout of louuveve
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can oeverocmcumjpspeelikckckienendsn overcum spellchcekcss cloccoc
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I, too, wonder why we allow anyone other than BGFM to post.
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LOL. GBFM.
BGFM = Big Girls For Me (in the United Liberal/Neocon States of Butthex)
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yah dis blog would work sooo much better like dis:
1) hearietse post
2) gbfm respsonds twnety timez zlzozzlzo
3) only other people allowed are hot chcix who have to post with their photos
4) heartsistes getz first pick of da hotties as he is da alphas host and gbfm gets next wo picks zlzozozo
5) den, after we have chosezns, other commeneterz will be allowed, as long as day donate to roaisisy zlzozozo vi aaylpaalz paypalz
this will be in much better aligntmentz with da fed’s alpha fufcks and ebtaa bucks monetary zlzozozlz policies zlzoozz
i think dat wordpress must have a theme/app for this? i will check right now maybe day put it under da “gbfm lotas cockas 4 da ladiezzz wordpress theme” or somethings
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Thus the annual Heartiste bachanal was conceived.
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+1
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GB4M is a prophet. You on the other hand are a butthexing burnanke. LOLOLOLOZZLOZLOZLOLZOL.
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…pearls before swine..
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Oh wait.. those weren’t pearls they were cum droplets.
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He is like a experimental jazz musician at the edge of composition. when he is on his rhetorical game, he can stagger you. (“Alpha fucks beta bucks”) Not to everyone’s taste, of course, but for those with a certain type of taste, the payoff is there.
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alpha fucks and beta bucks
cockhold da alphas and cuckhold da betas
do you sees how much a difference one simple leteter can malkezz???
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every single one of my lzozlzozo zlzozl ll l’z o’s s’z and z’s are scientifically and purppostely placed with great intenets bevacuess ei aimnsz to become james joysce of our geenrattionzz as long as heartsite beocmes ernest hmenigways zlzozolzozo
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I think GBFM is an author’s sock-puppet, meant to bring up things that would make him look like a nut if he said them under his own name.
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“psychopathic hedge fund white collar criminal”
Not sure that I agree with that. Most modern Wall Street types, especially the ones who run hedge funds, are pretty math oriented workaholic betas with a hint of aspies. They often have to hire people whose only job is to provide basic social skills for dealing with clients.
I would go more with amoral defense attorney who is well connected with corrupt politicians and the underworld.
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“da professional womenz ode”
alpha fucks and beta bucks
dat is how we roll
da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
and in our anuthes it doth deosul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is da way of da fed
to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
cuckold dose who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what day teach us we;’re entitled too
da assetts from betas we plucks
after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
lzozozlzzolzlzlzlz
cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas
datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say da great books for menz was all fools.
yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats
zlzlzzozozozo
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beautiful. Too bad there is not “thumbs up/thumbs down” on the site to give praise without cluttering things up like The Spearhead.
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Drop dead.
That “rating system”
is nothing but a popularity contest
when applied online.
Proof: some of the stupidest stuff EVER written gets “wild approval”
WHO DO you think votes – Einstein?
It’s Democracy – in the hands of Star Trek fan clubs
It’s even worse than “repping” on some of the old forums.
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ya da assclownes at the spearhead voted me down
as they are the spawn
of dose who kille so creates jesus and burned bruno at the stake lzozozozz
buttzhuzizlzlelzlz
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I was there when you made your grand entrance.
They never even gave you a fair chance.
That, spoke volumes on the insular, closed-mindedness now calcified there.
I never use the voting system but did actually take the time to vote you up.
I don’t always agree with your prolixity, but you made some valid points pertaining directly to them and their attitude.
Just think: I made valid points with 30,000 less words, yet still get votedowns equal to yours.
One of us, is a genius.
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’tis why da menz movement is losing
day would rather take da fiat coaks in da buttz
den man uip and use their exalt logic and reasons to celebrate da great books of rmenz
note how da spearhead never once mentions man’s greatersts riches:
homer’s iliad
homer’s odysyse
virlgeils’ eneneian
dantes’s inefenro
contsistution
declaatstsrato of independncnee
matthew
exodus
geneisisn
lzozzzoz
all dey ydod is go wahahaha wwhahahah wahahahah wahahaha wahahhaha whahahah whahahah my butthexed wife took my kids awyaayaya!!
but never do they lift a finger
in a na effort
to keep their wife
from being butehexed and ebenrnakiified and doused
lzpozozlzo
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The mens they are a losing because they are being mislead by the jew lovers.
Thank cock that Heartiste is a believer in free speech.
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Sorry to hear that. That’s really disappointing.
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par for the course
in the entiresz menz movement ders only a few men
like da great heartsiste
lozzoozzozlzlzlzozz
thnka god its fridya!!!!!!
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…then drop the Andy Kauffman
Bobcat Goldthwaite act
it attracts
dumbasses belowadmirers…who think “Yoda” is a great “philosopher”
Hint: It wasn’t your cloaked ideology that pissed them off
Your real personality on your real posts & blog has failed to motivate. So has this one; the problem lies not with the messenger, but the recipients.
Blogging will prove that.
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how did you get past security? >>>>> mr geithner will see you now
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This is gold. But come on:at least nice guy>loser>>weird
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I think it’s more like weird>>>nice guy>loser>>>creep(y)
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I wonder what GBFM is like in real life, and whether it would be worth hanging out with him.
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unlesss u think u have more game dan lzozlzoozzozlzlzzo den u proanbaly wouldn’t wanna hangs out with me lzozlzlzlzozolzolz lzozmg omgz zozolz
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sumtimez i wonder what i am like in relax life tototo real life lzozzozlzozlz
by “real life” do you mean dat place where butthexterers like tucker max rhymes with goldman sax are wifref wired fiat bernanke dollars while our true heroes bleed to death in foreign shores on fooeign wars? no lzozolzlzlzling
god blesss da good menz and womenz band bring den home soon and keep da buttehxterss from sdeousling and beernnakifiying their wife with omega seedzzzlc clcoc
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Every see Apocalypse Now? Dennis Hopper’s character. Only better.
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Screw that: I wanna see it’s porn collection.
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here is how i met heartiest (braveheart!)!! my name is stepeheen da iririshsmaanz zlzoozoz lzozozlzozozzozooz
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This is all true. And hilarious.
But we only do the girly doubletalk because what we really want to say is socially dangerous.
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Hey Spiralina– You wrote, “But we only do the girly doubletalk because what we really want to say is socially dangerous.” It’s a good-natured comment that gave me a smile. I get what you’re saying. But then I couldn’t help but wonder, is it possible for today’s woman to say *anything* that could be considered “socially dangerous”? In other words, whom or what is the authority by which a woman’s words might be considered socially dangerous? What standards or codes exist to judge a woman’s words as socially dangerous or not?
I’m asking these questions with sincere intent, but I also don’t mean to put you in a position that you may have not have been prepared for. So you don’t have to answer. In fact I may have simply misunderstood your comment.
But I just can’t stop wondering about who or what social authority would actually hold a woman accountable for what she says. Any thoughts?
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In point of fact, it’s your ACTIONS which are socially dangerous.
When female sexual choice is unrestrained, civilized society unravels. When women encourage bad male behavior by their choices of sex partners, you get more bad male behavior. Our ancestors knew this, which is precisely why arranged marriages and enforced female monogamy came about.
Note to the boss man: I think you meant “pile” of steaming shit. Fix it and I give this post a solid A.
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The NYT article was a revelation. And affirmation of most of what you write.
Thanks!
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7 > 5 +5
9 X 9 > 10
69 + 2 = 0
8 + 99 = 2 or 3
100 X 10 = imaginary number
sideways 8 > 1
6 > ! 6
1 XhOR AND a base 8 > a NOT rape
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“nice guy > pedophile (finally!)”
Nope, not even that. I knew a pedophile. Women wanted to rape this guy everywhere he went. He’d done time, they could tell he was a thug, and made their vaginas run like faucets.
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Holy guacamole, that’s depressing.
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It’s kinda nice to know they’re 100% consistent though.
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Only if you realize that it’s due to a dominance thing that’s hardwired in their head.
It’s actually nice to know that they’re consistent and you can, with effort, flip the same switches, doing other things.
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Was he an actual pedophile, or a “pedophile” who did a 15-year-old girl?
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Good point, he was a “pedophile”. Though I doubt it would’ve mattered if he’d been into toddlers, he was big and mean and that’s all that counted.
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It’s possible he was simply a degenerate piece of shit, see also “bi-sexual”. Pedos or as they are often called from state to state by their penal code (9er here in Cali) for child molesting have a set age of attraction (baby-preteen, and teen plus going with the legal definition and not the literal one) and gender. I’ve encountered so many degenerate pieces of shit over the years due to being born into a low socio economic status that I’ve developed the belief that pedophiles, rapists, and thugs all have distinct looks.
All the material I’ve read about “on sight” profiling and it’s anti PC but accurate results have somewhat shocked me. In that the tests show to me what clearly look like affluent rapists (highly symmetrical, too large of grin that doesn’t cause forehead or eye wrinkles, and intense centered gaze) they are often not picked out… there were at one point dozens of samples and quizzes relating to criminals and identifying rapists, criminals pedophiles etc, especially during the early 2005-2009 time frame. I remember doing far better than average on most of them. I forwarded those same uni tests to some chick friends. They did fucking terrible at picking out rapists and non criminals apart from “thugs”, or broad faced uber masculine guys.
Back to the topic of people that will fuck anything versus pedos, generally the kid fuckers I’ve encountered over the years have always worn a perverse grin that marked them as contemptuous of their surroundings. A somewhat alpha expression of aloofness most likely born from their predatory and unrepentant justifications of their sexual attractions. Sadists also seem to have this look in my experience, where as natural alphas and leader types whose sexual tastes are many and varied have more congruent and naturally changing expressions. They don’t seem locked into perma stepford rapist grins or smug contemptuous predatory smirks. Which isn’t to say that alphas don’t use those same expressions, but they pepper them with genuine human emotion and expressions.
While I was surprised at my lady friends having a tough time figuring out criminals, I was equally disgusted at how often they attributed criminal natures to SOFT looking men. Somewhat pudgy or nice guy types. The female hamster I believe hates soft, unattractive men so much that it has decided to label them as criminals while simultaneously labeling rapists and pedophiles or sadists as attractive. The rapist because his sexual strategy is to appear trustworthy and open (big grins, life of party) while having a sociopathic indifference towards their victims (in the literal sense not the feminist one toke or drink over the line definition). Degenerates (pedo or sadist) because they find regular people contemptible and have developed their own narcissistic narratives and are nonconformist in their interactions with others which is ofc a dating HV cue. You can of then combine all these traits to get a super degenerate uber rapist, who with just a little bit of prodding can become the ultimate female wet dream, a murderer.
One thing to note is that along with degenerates being smug nonconformists in my experience they also run the entire spectrum of omega, so female aversion to softer betas isn’t completely unfounded but whether they are truly biologically degenerates or it’s just an adaptive sexual strategy isn’t really being explored in anything I’ve read. Wow ended up typing way more than I planned. Also I hate bisexual men, just yuck.
My experience with all these types is from a distance due to familial connections (we got out…) and my own experience struggling through college / work in the places I could afford and going to free clinics almost exclusively. Live in poor Mexican and Black neighborhoods as a white dude and you’ll become anti pc very quick.
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So much truth in this anonymous. I’ve got past experience that sounds a lot like yours and you’re damned right that predatory creeps have a look. It’s that contemptous ugliness or completely false grin with cold eyes that marks them out for me too everytime. My family also suffered because of creeps and my sister actually exposed one and got him prosecuted. They often operate in packs though and protect each other by having cops, judges etc in their circle. Their was a documentary by the BBC on a group of them in Belgium that were connected into high Belgian govt. And they all had that contemp for everyone else smirk to them. Most people are oblivious though, they don’t have a clue unless they’ve suffered because of it.
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lozozllzzl
true story last night i was with a girl
and she told me that she sometimes strapped on a cock and did her boyfriend in da buttholelelzzz and it makes him cum he requeqyeststeh it lzozoz
and dat her boyrififend didd her in da buttholez
and dat when she first met her bfofoyfirened she thought he was gay because he was neat and clean and had good abs
so i say, “mayebeb sound alike he is? i dunno maybe?
so she goes, “no–he tried sex with guys a couple times but didn’t enjoy it as much as my strap on so he’s not gay.”
”
did our grandpateenetz ever have 2 deal with all this before the great ebrnanifificiationzlzozozz bernankifificitaionz? lzozozlz
lzpzozozozzloozo
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Oh, he’s totally not gay.
The fact that he prefers a strap-on up inserted into his anus rather than actual peen *proves* it. But it’s good that he had sex with several men just to be sure.
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psychopathic hedge fund white collar criminal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (*phew*) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
I am choking and laughing so much
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So true… I used to worry about being “over the top” when I was younger, but found that the worse I acted the more I was rewarded, whereas if I was a “nice guy” I got zip. I tried experiments where I would go out with a group and be the biggest ass-hole you could imagine, and I would end up with at least one, or more of the women in my bed that weekend. It was like I had discovered how to print money.
Since then I have done what I would classify as absolutely “horrible” things, and been rewarded for each and every act. The only ones I regret at those that were at the expense of a “nice guy” because he was so clueless. One chick I remember, the entire time this resident was busting his ass with 100 hour work-weeks to become a doctor, while she was “saving herself” for him. What he didn’t know was she had more miles on her sweet little ass than a 57 Chevy.
The night before their wedding, I banged her bareback before watching her walk down the aisle, ready to spend his money, and have him take care of another man’s screaming rug-rats. That was what taught me what sluts women are. So I stopped worrying about anything I did to them, since they do 100x worse to guys. I have always been an excellent student – I learned everything from women, so they have no one to blame but themselves.
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Yes CH is a man among men. Can we please acknowledge this guy for the contribution he has made to the manosphere, to men everywhere, and to , nay, humanity itself as seen today in this post, but going beyond in the entire body of wisdom stuffed into the archives of this blog. Lesser men such as firepower are mere hapless peons when we step back to consider the ongoing greatness that is the Chateau
I leave you today with a quote from the private man blog to underline the true project at hand here:
This is the generation of NiceGuys. Guys who’s mothers said “Be nice, be yourself”. This is the generation of men completely and utterly emasculated. This is the generation of men told that masculine sexuality is evil and must be so completely stifled as to create sexless eunuchs. It is the generation of men told that women have no sex drives and are pure and virtuous creatures…even though women practically threw themselves at young men.
I have stories like this myself.
We all do.”
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No such thing. “Nice guys” are born not made (unless they got castrated or something like that). They lack the testosterone to man up and are probably chemicallyhormonally close to women hence women are repulsed by them as they feel it’s too close to lesbianism to be with them.
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You’re both partially wrong.
It’s 50-50 genes/enviorment.
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That is a dumb comment. You should have read here by now that T levels can change simply by behavior and environmental factors. Yeah they are important, but to deny that men raised by mothers and a messed up educational system turn into sissies is missing a large part of what is written about here.
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As a man who has been diagnosed with an endocrine disorder, I somewhat agree with this: When I was younger a lot of girls told me that ‘I had no scent’ and that ‘I was too cute’. Yet despite getting treatment and reaching normal testosterone levels, my physical features have changed very little (beyond a bit of extra facial hair), and still look like a teenager while I’m my late twenties. What gives then?.
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Eh…less masculine men such as myself can frequently still benefit from the application of a little cruelty. And being mean is so much more fun. 😉
Wir mussen die Feministen ausrotten!
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Would that mean that “laid-back” guys, who don’t get angry or be assholes are pussies, yet they still pull the masses of women. It all seems to contradict itself, unless i’m just being my ignorant 18/yo self.
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Outstanding list and makes sense when compared to actual reality. When held up to blue pill society rules that list is supposed to be of some loser. But reality says otherwise blue pill (BP) “good men” have sexless marriages. BP good men pay child support. BP good men get left over carousel riders and are cuckolded. BP goodmen get laid off and go to county lock up for being broke. Red pill “mysogonist assholes (RPMA) get regular pussy. RPMA don’t have to take shit. RPMA get laid off move in with favorite and move out when things get better and continue to fuck favorite and her room mate when they are fucking somebody else.
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Is it fair to say that non American women have better control of their dissonance? The might Roosh had a recent post on how nice guy game is the route to foreign carnal bliss.
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I wouldn’t say better control, but culturally, better understanding.
Culture is very good, over time, at evolving to provide explanations of complicated shit. Almost every ancient culture figured out astronomy, how much harder could women be?
Then feminism came along and brainwashed everyone into believing other stuff for their own political gain. We’ll get over it eventually.
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There used to be a nice guy blog where the guy bitched about how Amerikan women never appreciate nice guys. He was the canonical beta, smart and a little aspie. Then he went to Japan and was promptly swimming in pussy. He had to dump several g/fs when he found the one he wanted to marry. Not as good as learning game, but I have to credit the guy for taking action to solve his problem. Unfortunately I think he brought his wife back here which is a tragic mistake.
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Absolute power corrupts, Amerikwa corrupts absolutely.
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1. Not so sure men bring their brides back to the ‘Kwa as much now, with a U-6 unemployment rate stuck in the 16-20% range.
2. You know the ‘Kwa is sucking if its net migration rate with Mexico is zero.
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Yup, he made a mistake. Keep your girl in Asia. Bring her to the US, get her started watching The View, Oprah, etc and everything goes right out the window.
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You mean, you can gush like that while givin’ oral – and simultaneously…type out hate to me – even fitting in a “nay” in there? O Thou dainty faggotte…
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Evil men view “nice guys” to exploit and take advantage of. Women view men identically to the most vile man you have ever met. Yes, she is evil. Women are evil. Why do you think Islam bends over backwards to contain them, you’ve heard of Eve? Women is man’s moral inferior and always have been, which is why societies never give them power (they will abuse it). A “nice” girl is more vicious and cunning than the most evil man you have met. More easily bored, more treacherous. I have never, in my life, read a court testimony or document from a woman that had any relation to reality. The odd thing is that beta males > women.
The biggest idiocy on this site is that you attribute female dislike for beta males to a bizarre genetic argument. Beta make providers would be vastly superior fathers. No, the reason women hate betas is that they view kindness as weakness and despise their naïveté and goodness.
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Can you reward a girl qualifying or dhving with a neg like ‘You’re actually intelligent” or ‘you actually have a good personality’?
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I’ve either struck the insane spinster mother lode, or a very prolific troll.
http://ratherbesinglethansettle.blogspot.com/?m=1
“WHAT IS UP WITH LOVE SICK COWS? As I unfortunately have had way more dating experience than anyone should, I ask why are men either not romantic at all or complete lovesick cows? Seriously, I and friends have encountered many men that after a first date practically profess their love and are ready to have us meet their kids blah blah blah…”
Next entry:
“DO MEN STILL BELIEVE IN ROMANCE? Romance, does it still exist? Do men even know how to be romantic anymore? Do men even know what it is to be romantic? I and friends think not. It appears that these days many men do not know the first thing about romance. It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when women had more romantic boyfriends in High School and College than they do presently. It’s as if many men reach 45 get divorced blah blah blah…”
And my favorite so far:
“SOME MEN ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID! How many times have we heard a woman tell us of the man that got away? Almost never. How many times have we heard a man confess of the woman or women that he let get away? Chances are we’ve heard many men proclaim that they met a great girl and yes,they let her get away. In fact many men that have never been married by age 45, will have at least two terrific women that they let go. Many divorced men will have at least one woman that they chose to walk away from. Why? Why do some men do this? Do these men wish to be alone? Are they holding out for the impossible? A perfect specimen of a woman of which does not exist? I wonder. The point is why do so many men let a good thing pass or let a good thing go blah blah blah?”
No, wait, it gets better.
“TAKE A HINT! In being single it has always been a mystery to me how some men and women are forever persistent in their persistence in their pursuit of the impossible. I myself have experienced this and I just can not grasp why some men just can’t take a hint in that I am not at all “into” them.”
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GBFM could be the second coming of Christ, but I’ll never know – or care – because his/her writing style is absolutely for shit – and writing style does matter.
I don’t have the time or inclination to wade through his oh-so-cleverly mis-spelled torrent of whatever the hell it is he/she/it is trying to express.
I resent the time I spend scrolling past the stupid POS.
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lzozozlzlzlzo
hey bib bib bibibyb bib kzzkiziz zlzozoozzz
u must be one of da whiney betas from da speareheadz who will never read nor talk about a great book nor classic — your true fathers
the federal reserve replaced our rightful heritage da great books and classics with tucker max assfucking rhymes with gold mans sax who butthexes and edeeosuls desouls your future wife and tapes it in secrets just like the federal reserve gives its money in secrete zlzoozzzo funding the feminisismst movements to deconstruct and destroy da great books and classics
but if you are the one and only 2 talk about homer and virgil and dante at the spearhead, a the whiney assclowns ban you, as your exalted thoughts and prose interfere with their whinyyy whining lzozozlzoz
The answer is here for men. To truly man up and embrace the Iliad and Odyssey–the Bible and Shakespeare. Not to man up like Bill Bennett and Kay Hymowitz want you to, and just pay the bills and alimony of your asscocked, bernankified wife, but to TRULY man up, go forth, and find your true fathers as Telemachus did in Homer’s Odyssey. And you shall see, that as a MAN, the GREAT BOOKS and CLASSICS are your true FATHER. Not the whiney/whiners nor the neocon ladies at the Weekly Standard worshipping tucker butthexting max who rhymes with goldman sax.
The Federal Reserve had to deconstruct the Great Books and Classics because they contain the Moral Code of Honor that dictates one cannot covet another man’s wife, nor assets, nor asses, nor butthext his wife in da buttholoe ananal7atah lzozozozozo while taping it secretly which prisiclla painnition awards tucker max rhmeeys with goldman sax with hundreds of thousands of beenrnake dollars fresh outta da butthoellz zlozlzlzlo. As the primary business of the Federal Reserve is theft via the inflation tax, be it via corporate scandals or feminism, they had to get rid of your Father Moses’ THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.
and so u ssee why da bill bennetz and kay hyowowitxtits hate da GBFM and Moses Virgil Dantes lzozozozo
lozozzozzozozll
everyone needs 2 read MOBY? DICKUS!!! lzozlzl
Starbuck, first mate: To be enraged with a dumb brute that acted out of blind instinct is blasphemous.
Captain Ahab: Speak not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me. Look ye, Starbuck, all visible objects are but as pasteboard masks. Some inscrutable yet reasoning thing puts forth the molding of their features. The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. ‘Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate; the malignant thing that has plagued mankind since time began; the thing that maws and mutilates our race, not killing us outright but letting us live on, with half a heart and half a lung.
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I scrolled past this shit too. Why can’t you write English and get to the fucking point? You blather on and on, like some stupid bitch.
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lzozozlzlzolzozzolzolzolzolzolzol
dude if you hadn’t scrolled pastit like a a tiy cockas man den you woulda seen i gots to da point
da point is my lostats cocoaksks for da ladies zlzozlzozozoozoz
not for u tyhough!!
so go ahead and please scroll past da point of my lotsa gbfm, cocoaks lzozlzlz
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He’s actually quite brilliant. One of the more memorable commenters. He connects the dots and cuts to the truth of everything, obfuscating it w/gibberish and typos (Cabbalist mystical secrets are hidden w/Hebrew & gematria…GBFM encodes his esoteric truths within words/word patterns like lzololzolozl cockas and butthext) . Only the true seeker/initiate can recognize the hidden wisdom.
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Screw that. He’s got nothing, until he can say it concisely in English.
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shakespeare invented 4,023 new wordsz
GBFM invented 40,340 new wordz if you counts all da varitaiaons on da lzozlzozoz theems which is nucance nicely nucanced to cocmmunicate da intelleigenece of my genius as it flows form my brain through my fineegrz and occkass out onto da keyzbzososs lzozozlzolzozoz
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Fuck off, Bob.
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When I worked at a major newspaper on the East Coast, we had a paranoid schizophrenic call almost every night. Paper policy was that you never hung up on a member of the public, so I used to just put him on speakerphone (low volume) and let him rant.
He claimed that the FBI was scattering broken glass on the road in front of his car. Crap like that.
This dude sounded a LOT like GBFM. So paranoid schizo is my best guess.
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it’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you.
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No he does not connect dots, to the extent that I can tell from the posts I’ve bothered to read. He takes a lot of current memes (FRB is bad, fiat money is bad, Game is good, the classics are good) and shits them out in an incoherent mass.
Quoting Dennis Ritchie in the anti-foreward to the Unix Haters Handbook:
“a pudding stuffed with apposite observations, many well-conceived. Like excrement, it contains enough undigested nuggets of nutrition to sustain life for some. But it is not a tasty pie: it reeks too much”
[Emphasis added.]
GBFM attempts the fallacy of Proof by verbosity – but adding general incoherence and gibberish to the mix.
Only the true seeker/initiate can recognize the hidden wisdom.
This is a fallacious argument, reminiscent of Feminist/Liberal/Marxist arguments: “If you don’t get it, I can’t explain it to you.”
It is also reminiscent of what Ayn Rand called the “Argument from Intimidation”.
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bob, you must be new to the internet.
gbfm, don’t ever leave us…you’re the only one who can free us from da butthex matrix
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I don’t give a fuck about the fed, tucker max, bernanke, homer and all that shit but GBFM is funny as fuk and entertaining.
You, on the other hand, are just a pain in the ass.
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No, I’m just another guy with an opinion. I’m entitled to it, and I express it concisely in English. You do the same – congratulations.
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Regarding the CH’s observations about which muscles women prefer (bicepts, glutes, abs).. I’d say delts would come in third. Abs a distant fourth
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The point GBFM is trying to make, is that instead of sitting around like bums whining about feminism and the neo-tribalism brought by the welfare state, there IS something you can do about it: End The Fed. The Federal Reserve is the source of all of it–the welfare state, the divorce state, the poverty, women’s fake-ass independence, the destruction of America. Remember: Rome was not destroyed by wars or barbarians; by the time the barbarians got to Rome, there was nothing left. A profligate welfare state and the thing that make it possibe–the debasement of fiat currency–is what destroyed Rome.
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Along with the inability of the upper middle class to behave ethically within their own professions. This was enunciated by Spengler as the third of four stages.
See Enron, Countrywide, etc: I believe we’ve already entered this stage.
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You are suggesting that ending the fed is something within my power to do?
What if I don’t have megalomaniacal delusions of grandeur?
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Remember: Rome was not destroyed by wars or barbarians; by the time the barbarians got to Rome, there was nothing left.
Some good points here.
Then again, I’ve maintained that the situation in the Western world is one of overall collapse, and the best strategy for men is to form warlord bands to exploit the coming chaos!
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Be the warlord or be murdered by warlords.
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Woo hoo! Pillage and rape! Piillage and rape! Burn things down!
Khitan General: But what is best in life?
Khitan Warrior: The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Khitan General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
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Better yet: be a warlord and build up a gargantuan harem to rival even King Solomon! 😛
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I like your thinking. Heartiste should do a post on the art of pillaging.
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“Resist the temptation to blame a woman for her subterfuge because, in another example of empirics catching up to folk wisdom, science is revealing that not even she is aware what currents ripple through her vagina.”
Exactly, so why do women have rights of free association again?For their own protection arent they better off pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen as the line goes?
Like children, women want freedom without responsibility.If they choose to yield their pussy to some thug who impregnates them ,it is somehow not her fault because she is not in control of her pussy and therefore cant be held accountable!Arrest him for rape and/or sue him for child support payments.
As F Roger Devlin once said,the logical solution to this is to return women to the status they had under Roman Law as a minor where they could own property or enter into contracts and is under the protection and control of her male guardian be it her father,husband or son.The Roman custom being a milder version of what is practiced in Saudi Arabia today.
Though it will indeed incovenience both parties ,atleast it will be consistent with womens self image as a perpetual passive victim and women will most likely get accustomed to this new arrangment than quicker than men!
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When people think emotionally it’s just opposite mode. Gotcha. 😛
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insane >>> dependable”””””””
lolllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzz
man having a hard time reading gbfm today used to be no problem he he he
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20 dollar ho>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>”quality woman”
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make that “quality woman”
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he would use me as a hostage if needed >>> he would risk his life to save me
he would trade me for money >>> he´s my hero
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“nice guy > pedophile (finally!)”
So true. A nice guy beta literally has to stand next to a pedophile in order to be looked upon favorably.
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“I’m Not Your Man” by Tommy Conwell & The Young Ramblers
Baby before I hang around this old, moldy, mildewed, decrepit scene holding hands with you
There’a a whole list of things you’re gonna have to do
Jump off the Empire State in a paper sack
Talk lovey-dovey to a camel and scare the hump off his back
Get the Queen of England’s golden shoes
Put them on your feet and sing the Saint Louis Blues
Look here
Seven days a week with you is more than I can handle
Seven nights of loving putting laundry on your floor
Baby I can see this whole thing heading into trouble
I’m out the door
I’m not your man – ’cause you’re looking for a hero
Baby it ain’t me
I’m not your man – I ain’t nothing to hold onto
Baby I ain’t what you need
It’s easy being here when I got time to cover
There’s nothing you can do to make me want to stay
Though I’ve been here a while don’t think that I’ll stop moving
I’m on my way
I’m not your man – ’cause you’re looking for a hero
Baby it ain’t me
I’m not your man – I ain’t nothing to hold onto
Baby I ain’t what you need
I’m not the one you’re gonna take home to your daddy
I’m not the one to sit around with making plans
I’m not the one you’re gonna settle down and marry
I’m not your man
I’m not your man – ’cause you’re looking for a hero
Baby it ain’t me
I’m not your man – not the one you want to talk to
Baby in your sleep
I’m not your man – ’cause you’re looking for a hero
I’m not your man – I ain’t nothing to hold onto
There ain’t no tomorrow baby – there’s just right now
You know you’ve got to have some fun while you’re still young
Do a monkey chasing a lion up a coconut tree
You’re sweet little angel I ain’t never gonna be
I’m not your man
No no no no no no no
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The only know pedophile I ever saw was when I was on a jury and he was on trial. He was short, skinny, and pitiful looking—not attractive at all. Even though he was 21, he looked about 14. He was on trial for ‘lewd act on a child’. He taught a 4 year old girl how to use a vibrator. Later, I learned that as a juvenile, he had been convicted of raping his retarded sister.
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mo-woman-wins-5-8m-girls-gone-wild-201208653.html
“Favazza, now a 26-year-old wife and mother, claimed that she only became aware of her appearance in the video when a friend of her husband pointed it out. She sued soon after learning she was in the video.”
not taking responsibility for your behavior >>>>>>>> taking responsibility
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Bros, check out this out:
http://jezebel.com/5904952/for-chrissakes-there-is-nothing-wrong-with-you-a-dating-manifesto
Serious hamster-overdrive with a side dish of projection. I quote:
“Fundamentally, men are attracted to the exact same thing in women as women are in men: Confidence. Self-assuredness. Agency. Knowing who you are. But it gets sticky, because confidence is also the opposite of helplessness, and a lot of men (insecure men) need women to be helpless, because helpless people aren’t in charge. And people in charge want to stay in charge. And the people in charge are men.”
No surprise, she’s fat and ugly.
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No surprise that a fugly chick doesn’t want appearance as part of the SMV evaluative process. Throw some more hamster food in that cage!
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Where would we be without fat, ugly and old women telling us what we find attractive? We’re so fortunate to have them guiding us.
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I clicked, but thankfully NoScript prevented me from being able to read anything on that site.
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Look at this fucking mangina
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Change “What She Said” to “I’m With Stupid”. Fixed.
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Here’s an except from the NYTImes article CH posted with greatly confirms some tenets of this site:
“…within a committed relationship, the crucial stimulus of being desired decreases considerably, not only because the woman’s partner loses a degree of interest but also, more important, because the woman feels that her partner is trapped, that a choice — the choosing of her — is no longer being carried out.”
Women do not only desire men with choice because of preselection. Women are, in their deepest core, self-centered narcissists. When a man has choices, but still dates/fucks HER, it makes her feel desired, important, and above all – better than other women. Being with an alpha male makes a woman feel better about herself.
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It’s SO true.
I was out with my wife and some friends to dinner the other night last week. I started flirting with the fetching blonde waitress, threw her a few negs, refused to order her recommendation, then changed my mind based on “someone’s else advice”, then gushed ecstatically over the dish later. By the end of the night she was all over me, making me promise that I’d come back to see her early the next day for more.
I’m no cheater, but mission accomplished. Whether the waitress was playing along or not (it seemed not), my wife couldn’t get her arms around me fast enough. Just the appearance of my having another choice was enough to skyrocket her desire.
The point: I’m not single. This is INSIDE A MARRIAGE. The female brain just doesn’t change. It’s not difficult, but it’s necessary. You have to do this crap to keep her off balance, her hamster running, and (honestly) to keep her interested in you. Even — especially — inside holy matrimony.
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OT: I realized the verse in this trance classic is a girl explaining that relationship dread game works on her.
Karen Overton – Your Loving Arms (Original Version)
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Being an alpha can have its downsides, especially if you’re stupid.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-Anna-Mackowiak-pulled-ALL-boyfriend-Marek-Olszewski-s-teeth-dumped-her.html
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I’m doing what I can to spread the word, this woman needs acid thrown in her fucking face.
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Response to CH re: favorite muscles of women quip …
#1: as with other principles of game, we must not be distracted by what women say, rather we must pay attention to what women do.
So, in application … asking women what muscles they prefer most on men would be useless, futile, stupid.
The question is: what muscles(s) most improve a man’s odds of getting laid, without respect to whether or not women admit their attraction.
With that in mind, I saw a study a LONG while back that took the ask-her approach. Roughly by memory: chest(I.e.:pecs) was very high by leaps/bounds, gluts and abs close together and secondish, biceps were distant.
My call would be sidewaysish: (1) men with broad shoulders and barral chests, as long as they are reasonably thin, basically autocommand so much game they dont know what to do with it …such men live in another universe and are often oblivious both to the fact that it is a world unavailable to most men and worse …they don’t fully take advantage themselves, having no idea the world is theirs for the taking …game almost totally ignores these men b/c for most, their natural advantage is just plaintively out of reach (2) failing that it isnt so much a single muscle as it is musclarity+masculinity. Basically period end of story. Think a UFC fighter. Not much more game needed than that.
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It’s the guns, by a lot.
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Great list. Works for me.
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So true! The sexiest guys I am with get all the oral.
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Shut up, Maya.
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driveallnight, every time you call out Maya it cracks me up. I haven’t been on this forum long enough to know Maya well, but I do know that she’s a mischief maker. Now whenever I read a comment like “CooingDove” wrote above, I’m starting to involuntarily think, “Shut up, Maya!”
And Maya, if you’re reading this: zlozzoozzlzl
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I may be new to commenting, but I have been reading for ages. And I am not Maya.
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Then I rescind my statement, madam.
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Thank you, Kind Sir.
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Where is H.? I miss him …
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he would use me as a hostage if needed >>> he would risk his life to save me
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thats a tough one the woman can always just set him up to die if he will risk his life to save her and that gives her power
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Being used as a hostage sounds hot.
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Well, CooingDove, if you’re *not* Maya, you sure have done your homework.
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That’s it. Driveallnight is Dropping Out.
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[…] Better Than Again: The Female Secret Code Decoder Dictionary (heartiste.wordpress.com) […]
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RIP Jon Bowden
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gay = he rejected me
independent woman = loud and entitled
This is a gem:
“you’re going to shit in front of me?! >>> i’ll be out in a minute, honey”
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Reblogged this on Blyad and commented:
The view after red pill.
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sidenote one of my hos came to house which i highly discourage and gave my dad some sob story bout running out of gas down the street lol to wake me up she needed a ride
he was like thats what you been messing with
yea
he was like dam she hot with some visible pride lol
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ha that’s a double ioi
she was on your street
when she ‘ran out of gas’
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http://www.parapundit.com/archives/008599.html
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turning moderation off is great …
keep it going Heartiste
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OT, but there’s an overweight girl suing a bar for not letting her dance on a platform
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136824/Jordan-Ramos-College-students-outrage-bouncer-wouldnt-let-dance-Iowa-City-bar.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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when a women’s studies major discovers a discrepancy between what she was taught in her women’s studies class and reality she gets angry with reality. in extreme cases she’ll attempt to alter it.
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and don’t tell me she’s not a women’s studies major. just look at her!
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With regard to the twitter post about the ugliness rating app:
That is a brilliant idea for a phone app. I’m upset I didn’t think of it first. Not only will something like that sell very well it has built in PR as people come out to condemn it.
I suspect it will be MOST used by girls.
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[…] things out, making fun of the insane amounts of blind hypocrisy, and generally just being a lovable douche. I guess I was doing something right, as she was eating it […]
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