How do you respond to a girl you have had sex with who now claims to have a boyfriend and wants to break it off with you? Readers happily offered many excellent suggestions to the fumbled game demonstrated in this post. A few stand-outs follow.
From reader Khall Drogo:
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “Guilty as charged”
Her: “And we’re not fucking again blablabla”
Me: “ok”
She’d be dripping wet and would beg for my cock until the day I die.
This is my favorite. I love the “guilty as charged” line. Why? Because it simultaneously passes her shit test (by not appearing apologetic or spiteful), and refrains from forcing any renewed sexual rapport that will re-trigger her anti-slut defense. “ok” is a good answer, but I prefer “right”, as it leaves more pellets in the hamster cage for the little critter to feast upon.
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Flahute:
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “You were irresistible”
Similar to the above, this instills the girl with positive feelings without ingratiation that could risk pushing her away. The trick to giving girls good feelings is to not make it seem like you’re just saying them to get back into their panties. Limiting yourself to three-word replies is a great way to restrict your range of potentially self-incriminating betatude.
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Holden Caulfield channeling GBFM:
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
GBFM: “that’s cuz u likes my lotsa cockas lolzlolzlozlolzzzzz”
Her: “Giggle”.Haters: Don’t try this at home – The GBFM is a legend.
Maybe you’d have to be GBFM to pull this off, but it’s still better than anything a beta might spit out. Let’s look at what’s right about this reply:
Cocky? Check
Assumes the sale? Check.
Aloof and indifferent syntax? Check. The pussy is… bernankified.
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Days of Broken Arrows:
Her: “IHABF we are not doing that again text”
(90mins later) Me: I hope not. that stubble hurt
(13 mins later)Her: Well I wasn’t plannin on havin sex my bad
(28 mins later)Her: Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
(10 hours later) Me: “My dog* died.”* Substitute a family member, if necessary.
I call this “sympathy game,” and have found it’s the quickest way to de-bitch a potentially raging bitch. It switches off their bitch defenses and makes them Florence Nightingale. You can also substitute illness, as needed, just make it a good one, not the flu.
Sympathy game is a variant of vulnerability game. It’s incredibly effective, but easily abused. Too much sympathy game can kill a tingle dead. Beta males are known for leaning too heavily on sympathy game, and alpha males too little. Like Baby Bear’s porridge, you gotta get it just right.
Sympathy game delivers its biggest payload when the girl doesn’t expect it. Imagine you are a girl who has just (presumably) destroyed a man’s hopes with the IHAB excuse. You expect he will reply with some cloying request to meet again, or some spiteful put-down. Instead, he lobs the “my dog died” grenade right twixt your labia. That’s the kind of unpredictability that girls swoon for in men. It’s important to remember that the nurture instinct, while anhedonic in nature, is almost as strong in women as the hypergamy instinct. You should leverage both to your advantage.
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chi-town explains the direction the text exchange *should* have taken, rather than the one it did:
Her: “IHABF we are not doing that again text”
(90mins later) Me: I hope not. that stubble hurt
(13 mins later)Her: Well I wasn’t plannin on havin sex my bad
(28 mins later)Her: Didn’t stop you from goin there three timesIts informative about her need to be defensive but costly information to retrieve. The wrong conversation all together. The attitude should have been :
Her: “we are not doing that again text”
Him: “What?”
Her: “Fucking”
Him: “Oh that. What about it? ”
Her: “you and I are not fucking”.
Him: “Just that or is this a good bye?”
Her: “What do you think is going to happen?”
Him: “Upon reflection, I am certain I was not thinking ahead”etc….
Sex is not on your mind and neither was she entirely. When it was, it wan’t about the sex….Women are along for the ride…Women are the ones who bring up sex while you change the subject. You don’t care about the outcome etc..
Her:
* why wasn’t the sex on his mind?
* wait, maybe he sees something deeper because he implies something else? But still..
Women have a subconscious mental algorithm which sole purpose is to assume that men are always angling for sex with them. Now, this algorithm serves them well because, in fact, most men *are* angling for sex with them, if the women are attractive. You can use this knee-jerk, sex-supposition female reflex against them to incredible effect: the man who does not follow the script playing out in a woman’s head is automatically more intriguing than 99% of the men she encounters in her life. This means not biting down on her “beta bait” by, for instance, asking for answers why more fucking isn’t forthcoming, or insinuating more fucking is on the table. Doing the opposite — acting like the sex wasn’t foremost on your mind, and she’s making a mountain out of a molehill — will ensure the conversation remains centered around your frame, and steadily pushing against her barricaded ego.
“The defensive couch is where pussy tingles are born. Squirt!”
Cosign on “my dog died” game. I heard that one back in college from a male classmate. We were collaborating on a class project and often traded flirty banter, and one day he went a little too far with his negging and hit a nerve. I responded with something bitchy to shut him down, and he sighed, hung his head, and said: “Sorry…my dog died this morning.”
I immediately felt bad for attacking him and went into full-on cooing/nurturing mode, until I saw a sly, wicked grin spread across his face. It worked because:
1) It drew attention away from his original misstep.
2) It made me feel guilty for being a bitch, and
3) It was cocky, funny and charming.
I imagine if played right, it would work equally well with a girl the guy is trying to bang.
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hey heartistes!!! heartsistes! HEARTISTSESSW!!!
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you can shoose yes or no lzozlzzozlzoz
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I love the my dog just died line. Hahaha it is so out of left field.
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Our family dog died a couple of years ago. So I can use that line without tripping the lie detector in her feminine brain… you don’t have to say how long ago.
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I like this takeaway, avoid “forcing any renewed sexual rapport that will re-trigger her anti-slut defense.” srsly tho, ur pussy rocks fail, eh? If there is a key, that must be it.
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I’m not crazy about the “dog died” line in this context- comes across as more flat and maybe manipulative in text than it would in person. Also the GBFM line, if used literally, would just make her think he was insane. Nice joke on this board but not in real life. “Guilty as charged” is good- about as good as “right”- a little more supplicatory, but good.
I’ve always liked the “defensive crouch” line- it’s one of the handful of core insights on this blog underlining a lot of the other stuff that we all should keep in mid.
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Also the GBFM line, if used literally, would just make her think he was insane.
If one were to seriously use GBFM’s line, obviously, one has to alter it to something like:
> that’s cuz you like my cock lol
Possible addenda:
> or you wouldn’t have taken it three times
> takes two to tango
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lzozozlzlo
actually if you9 used da GBFM line, she would text backs:
“OMG R U GBFM? GETG THE FUCK OVER HERE AND DO ME DOGGIEIEIEIGDGIDGDISTSYLEYZYZLZOZZLZLZOZOZOZOZ !!!”
i know this to bee osoo because fit has happened 5 times since da avanegersz movie cam court
zlzozozoozozoz
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Anybody who think that GBFM is getting laid while acting like GBFM is on drugs.
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lzoozzl yah your mom was smoking some weed lzozlzozozoz last night zlzozozl just a bit tho zlzozoo cause gbfm don’t like no crackhead ho lzozzoozzozlzlozozozzlo
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hey bobs i penned 3 cockcas rule for u lzozozozloz
OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh
THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!
OUT!
O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl
OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?
sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl
and she made you think of another cock
fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?
hey yo!! let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!
throw a beat over this way.
yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo
now hit it!
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
then you blame the betas in school
and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
even after menopause and no need for da ragz
telling young chickas to lust after vampires
as they build their fiat empires
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
theft in fiat inflation is hid
as they swing their bankrupting axe
i don’t care what last night u did,
ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.
as they promote butthex across the land
ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand
but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”
and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
teacxhing women to lust after the undead
as the neocons suck the western world dry
bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
cry cry cry
cry cry cry
not for you or me
but for themselves
not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
but he left her dry
so whe butthexed with the asshole
and now see her cry
and wonder why
and transofrm the entire univeristy
into a program to further the fiat lie
to transfer wealth and wage war and death
to about fifty million more
and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
and not a whore
all together now!
lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
alreayd seen yer pink stink
bent ya over the sink
and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.
all together now!
lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo
AND THREE COCK RULE:
^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down
lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz
what do ya want?
a two cock rule rap?
or three cock rule?
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
i need a chick to cuckold me
i need a chick on me to pee
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i love being the greater fool
one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
i keep mine in my pants,
and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i treat my lady like a nice guy,
give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
three cock rule, three cock rule,
while your cock doth touch her stool,
i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
fund her with other cocks to dance.
lozlzlzlzl
or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl
lzozozozo
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hey i made some t-shirtz for your beernankifieid grrrfriend and mother zlzozzoozozozozozl
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GBFM – take a look at this website. They claim that Tucker Maxth is worth $5million.
Um, NOT.
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lzoozlzzol
take a lookz at dis websiste it shwoss dat tucker math lost over $10,000,000 on his fialiaifilm film lzozozzlzl film which lead charorlettee allen at da weeklt standadrdtdh toclaim dat tucker max hrhyemnes iwth godlanns sax is a “successufl six foot tall filmmaker lzozlzlz”
http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/
http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com/
http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com/2009/11/just-for-posteritys-sake.html
you can alaos e see da pictures of how he faked ihhis hieght for his bookerz zlzozolzoz
bernakeken benrnake and da ecnetral butthextual bankerz want us to worship and bow down beofre short butthexters short butthexting lying menz like tcuker max der butthexual hero, instead of honoring homer, virgil mises, and mosoeoms moseosm zlozlzolzolzozo
dis is beacuse they are tyrying to buttehxt the contehstitusutsion away zlzlzozlzoz, and moses mises virl loved dda cocntsstiyuioonal idales while tucker max rheyems iwth buthhtex goldman saxth butttehxetsts da classical idelalsozlzozozozolzolz
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“Was GBFM right all along about the fiat bankers? ”
Ah, yep. Beware of Marx’s medicines but not his diagnosis. The labor force has always been on the minds of the leisure classes on how to motivate and squeeze them to subsistence.
”
The supply of wage-labour, he complains, is neither constant, nor regular, nor sufficient. “The supply of labour is always, not only small, but uncertain.”*82 “Though the produce divided between the capitalist and the labourer be large the labourer takes so great a share that he soon becomes a capitalist…. Few, even of those whose lives are unusually long, can accumulate great masses of wealth.”*83 The labourers most distinctly declines to allow the capitalist to abstain from the payment of the greater part of their labour. It avails him nothing if he is so cunning as to import from Europe, with his own capital, his own wage-workers. They soon “cease…to be labourers for hire; they…become independent landowners, if not competitors with their former masters in the labour market.”*84 Think of the horror! The excellent capitalist has imported bodily from Europe, with his own good money, his own competitors! The end of the world has come! No wonder Wakefield laments the absence of all dependence and of all sentiment of dependence on the part of the wage-workers in the colonies. On account of the high wages, says his disciple, Merivale, there is in the colonies “the urgent desire for cheaper and more subservient labourers—for a class to whom the capitalist might dictate terms, instead of being dictated to by them…. In ancient civilized countries the labourer, though free, is by law of nature dependent on capitalists; in colonies this dependence must be created by artificial means.”*85
– THE MODERN THEORY OF COLONISATION.*70 -Marx
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Also the maurice cockas, if used literally, would just make her think he was tiny. Nice joke on this board but not in real life. lzozozoozoz
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Some blaze their own trail and some “feast on the ruins,” and some take an entirely different, let’s say, approach to grammar, syntax, and the lost art of spelling.
And some manage to do all three.
As an MBA/corporate finance drone, staunchly libertarian, hypocritically ANTI-SWPL, I can safely say, Great Books for Men rarely disappoints.
He’s an acquired taste, like gin, or smelly vaginas.
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zlzlzozozl dat reminsddz me of what da bernankified shakespeare once sauid!!!!
“”Be not afraid of butthext: some are born butthext, some achieve butthextand some have buttthehetx thrust upon them, while tucke rmaxth rheymes iwth godman sax taeps it secretly to pubishs and proifit off it serving da nenoccoonths publsishing hsouess zlozozl like sodom and scniesiter simon and scuushsuers zlzlzolozlzoz”. – (Quote Act II, Scene V).
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All of the deliberate creative spelling errors seem like they might be effective at creating the air of mystery that is so important to game. What kind of person is hiding behind this bizarre artifice? The excitement of plunging into the unknown is a powerful feminine fantasy.
At the same time, the fact that GBFM is frequently mentioning conspiracy theories makes me think. The thick, concealing artifice might be an ironic attempt to conceal a potentially dangerous and incriminating ideology. GBFM seems to make a joke out of the fear that would inspire conspiracy theorists to conceal what they truly believe. But he also makes a joke out of the fear that would inspire “men-who-hate-women” (i.e. misogynists) to conceal what they truly believe. On the internet, there is no need to hide anyway, but he hides and then makes a mockery of it.
It goes without saying that in the real world, where people know who you are and see you on a day-to-day basis, to make a mockery of the need to hide one’s hatred of women is not an advisable approach to social life. In the final analysis, one can only push the boundaries of good taste so far when one has the realistic expectation that he will be held accountable for his conduct.
The alpha must make the woman feel like she is flirting with danger. But the alpha must not let himself be seduced by his own technique.
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hey fucktard
i love wmenz lzozozo love womenz like beatrice and peneleopee peneleope good wooemenez
tucker max rhyems with godlman sax sosodimizies womenz and tapes it secrtrry without their concthent zlzoozzozzoloz
i luvs you allls o ye of little faith
to all the spinsters with cats
who teh fed tricked into spinsterhood/serving debt lxolllozlzl
to all the fanboys in ther single mom’s basements
whose dads they never knew because the fed tookawy fatehrhood lzozlzl
to all the broken familes
who were split up by the need to make two salaries to feed the kids
to all aging necon womenz celeberating secretive tapings of butthex without teh girlths conthent lzozllzlzozlzl they tircked you too
to all the spinster chix again i am sorry they sdesouled you
in asscokcing sessins drugged you up on prozac
told you to abort your kids no wonder your’re d[pressed and all fucjked up no lozlzlzlzling here
my heart goes out to you while tucker max & goldman sax laugh zlzolzlzl
too all the aborted fetushes we ask for forgiveness we deserve not and to all those tricked into aborting the gift of life lzozllzllzl we forgive u too and pray for teh fethuses, but not in school as prayer is illegal in school lozlzllzlz
to all those inthe rising genertaion who will have to pay off their parents cultural and monetary debts lzozlz war isn’t fun but it’s part of teh fed’s fiat bubble cycle lzozlzllz so like after th e country goes bust the war starts in the ultimate pump and udmp scheme you thought enron/worldcom/fannae mae was bad lolzozlzlz just you wait lzozlzlll i hope not and ai pray for peace lozlzlz maybe we can all learn to live and get along but i think we would have to start with truth and nobility and honor and ocurage and virtue and not with fiat debt and butthex lozlzlzl that’s just nmy gues from reading heroduts and the great boooks and classis in greek and latin zlzolzllzlzl
and the bible too about sodom and gomorroah did yuknow taht sodomycame form sodom and gonnoreah came from gommroah? lzozllz kidding about that second one i doubt it did but maybe who knows i have never had eitehr sodomy nor gonorreah and i ahve never been to sodom nor gomoorrah
sodom must;ve been a funny place lzolzlozolllzzll and a crazy party or two and the editor in chiefstress priscilla painton at simon and schuster would have fit right in publishing tucker max’s books yah i betin gmorrah they had a tower of babel with the ofices of simon and schuster at the top across the hall form the fed lzozlzlzllzlzlzlzllzlzlz
sometimes i wonder if poets and prophets can still change the world?
or have they trainde too, too many women to hate, and dumbed down and drugged up too many menz? have they destoryed too many fathers and killed to many families? have the y deocnstructed tyoo many books and spilled too much blood and aborted too many fetuthes as one is one too many. have they prescribed ritalin to too many cretaive sols in chool in prozac to too many who need to be depressed and face it when they abort fetuses as god gave us feelings and makes us not pay attention to boring stae corproate teachers as all creativity comes from not paying attention to the state lzozlzzll and now it is diagnoses as a diseas lzozlzlz.
lozlzlzzlzl
well juust wanted to say i luv u all and nice 2 know ya and welcomes abords lzozlzl
and 2 asnwer my own above questions
let me jsut say
teh great books
wouldn’t be great
if they weren’t immortal
and they offer us redemption
the moment we start living by tehir ideasl
and epic higher stories
so put down your hate and your secretive butthex tape
and pick up a cross
and come follow me
and let me shoulderyour burden
for my yoke is light
dante wrote la vita nuova–the new life
and it is time 4 u to find your new life
for to loseth one’s old way is to fuind the new path
so do not fear
lozlzlzlzlzlz omg wtf am i saying lzozlzlz
i almost blew my cover here as teh messiah lzozlzllll i hide it beind all my lzozlzllzlzlzlzlzlzlles but a couple of you ahve caught on lzozlzlzlzllzlzl
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They are not spelling errors; they are exactly what GBFM intended them to be. He is the Joyce of the manosphere and the posts here are his Ulysses.
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lozozzozlz above the fucktard Anonymous writes, ” On the internet, there is no need to hide anyway,” -Anonymous
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zlozzozoozoozo
i jusst haven’t yet found a sppeelccheck prorgram dat can keeep up with my cretaive geneueteyustshs lzozlzozozlzozlzozo hgeieneiss zzozo geniuss zlzlozoz
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hey anonymous lzozozlozozlz
riddle me this
if osmeone instesters a cocka in your butthole anuth
and you say, “hey get you cockas outta my buttholez!”
does that make u
a conspiracy theoristsists?
zlzoolzozozlzzo
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The way I read it, this concept drives a good chunk of your rhetoric:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/conspiracy
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the way i readz it, da cockas in da buttholez have blinded u to da drealitiez lzozlzoz
it is a conpsiracy lzoozozozo and not just a cocnpsoracy theory zlzzozozlzozo
lzozozozzozo
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Chi-town is hitting it from a Chicago perspective here, too. As a Chicagoan, I’ve seen local girls throw out “we aren’t screwing again” specifically as a shit test to try to get a guy to display desire for her.
There are far more attractive women than men with game in Chicago. It’s no NYC in ratio, but it’s still a positive one for men. With or without IHAB, women will throw it out regularly after a casual hookup.
His retort is on point for getting her hamster desperate: act like the sex wasn’t memorable or even on your mind. She’ll subconsciously know that she has two choices: the 9 beta guys out of 10 she’s been dealing with, or prove to the rare 10% that she’s worth a return visit.
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Chicago girls have, in the main, some latent Midwestern sense of decency and femininity.
NY girls are far too often hard-edged, neurotic, libtard whores.
Not all,but most.
Somewhere between college and that first (often woefully underqualified for) promotion, they seem to realize, perhaps subconsciously, how much of their life is unnatural, dishonest, lonely, and hollow.
Happily, this makes them in sont ways and for some men far easier to game. Poor wife material, maybe, but perfect for a bit of l’pumpe et dumpe.
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Lots of lovelies in Chicago proper. The game changes in the hinterlands of suburbia. You may show your bravado in the running of the cows.
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dey all been benrnannakifieidz zlzolzzz as i am pretty sure dey all get hbo cabel tv’s so da rediions aren’t dat differentz lzozolzlzlz
“we’re all berannanakiffieid now! ” lzozozllzzloz
http://cafepress.com/greatbooksformen
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Or do what I do: bang whores and devote your mental runtime to cultural and sporting pursuits free from giving a fuck about women whatsosever. All this game stuff (though golden in its own right) seems like a lot of hassle to get in the pants of a bunch of worthless subhuman xx’s.
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Or you could just stop wasting your time with worthless subhumans altogether and bang worthy, macho XYs instead. You are what you eat, right?
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+1
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going ghey would be easier if possible he he he
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Balls on one’s nose, and hairy ass crack. I’m actually still referring to NYC women, btw.
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Whores? Maybe in a third world shithole where they’re cheap. There’s no way I be spending hundreds of dollars on the regular to get my dick wet. If you got that much cash, better to spend it intelligently on heroin, I heard it’s better than sex.
Gaming chicks is not that hard if you’re at least average looking and with average social skills. I prefer to seduce a 6 and play with her heart and soul rather than banging the worthless used up pussy of a 10 with a condom on.
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Not necessarily clean. In any case, they won’t take my cash to fund their pimp/boyfriend lifestyle.
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The best response to the original IHABF is “So do I.”
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I forgot about the classic Ice Cube response from NWA:
Her: “I got a boyfriend”
Ice Cube: “BITCH STOP LYIN’!”
Nah . . . “so do i” for the win.
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Aw, boo. I thought the Rock’s method would surely garner a thumbs up by Heartsie.
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Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “What can I say? You have a three-fuck pussy”
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Guaranteed at least a good laugh from the girl.
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re: The chick with the big-game wall of trophies tweet. I counted 125+/- and realized that she,as a seemingly cute and young artist, is probably not exaggerating.
But to answer your question, it has to be regret.
Slut pride has to be out in the bar, grabbing the next guy in line. Slut pride is the endless piles of dirty clothes in her apartment, that tell the story of too many nights out. Slut pride is one wristband, one tat, one empty bottle too many. Slut pride is bright colors raving in loud street march parades. I believe in the honest slut. I love the honest slut.
This chick reeks. Call it rationalization hamster all you want, but when it is borderline ‘puts the lotion on the skin’ it’s safe to call it mentally insane. Or schizophrenic. Which could explain this chick perfectly- she cannot comprehend why (beta) dudes bend down on one knee to validate her art project, yet love to be despised and degraded by the lotsa cockas on the wall.
Thats fifty shades of fucked up.
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Once a slut gets jacked by tha mack in tha sack she’ll never go back even after a heart attack.
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Even if she whack a stack onna track wif a black?
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IF the original text is to be believed and you’ve already had her 3x
what she says is of no significance.
You’re not trying to make a cheatin-slit a future ltr.
The “idon’t givea shit” ‘tude should be positively OVERFLOWING
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its like when i was in army and dudes were sending flowers to married chicks at club. I;m like you take those outside and fuck em or let em suck your @ in the car if ya want little bit of overkill there they ain’t virgins and are trash.
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Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “I needed to work off my two-day load.”
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “The itch needed scratching ”
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “Not your usual experience I take it?”
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “The basic math skills are strong with this one”
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How do any of these replies neutralize her anti-slut defense?
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She likely isn’t getting threefers from the boyfriend but she got a threefer with the OP; OP delivered where the bf doesn’t; so she’s no longer a slut but a chick who can keep up with an alpha. QED.
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I can definitely see it with #3 (nice subtle dis on the boyfriend) and maybe #2, but #1 is basically just telling her she’s a convenient wet hole – even if it’s true, I could see that triggering her ASD even more. And #4 just sounds mean and snarky.
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I agree the only salvageable one is the last one. The other two sounds like its time to wash out that jizzy rag.
For a number 3 kind of reply I’d go with :
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
#1 Me: Is that with parts and labor? ( implied she is over thinking it)
#2 Me: Remind me during tax season (as above)
#3 Me: My strengths are leisure and entertainment
( why not get more leverage than just teasing her about being stodgy when you can also imply you are cool?).
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#1 gay
#2 gay
#3 gay
#4 gay
As we saw with recent polling, brains (i.e., clever) is the last thing bitches want. Yareally’s the man, read his stuff. Don’t try to be clever or tryhard. And I thought going for broke would be good (e.g., “darn, we should be together. sob”) but that’s a transference of hand.
IHAB is the bitch letting you down easy.
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Yeah, I agree a lot of these guys’ responses sound overly clever. Snarky sarcasm is the mark of the SWPL hipster and is completely anhedonic.
It seems people are also forgetting this girl is already in a defensive crouch from the unfunny pussy stubble remark. You’re trying to bring her back from that, not insult her into shutting you down completely.
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You are also forgetting how gay men will reply to women in the same exact way , these same fellows who are worshiped by them via the fashion industry. Overly sarcastic is the problem because its transparent.
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Her: “we are not doing that again text”
Him: “What?”
Her: “Fucking”
Him: “Ever?”
Her: “Yes.”.
Him: “Pretty rash huh?”
Her: “What?”
Him: “I mean what’s the point of trying to date you? Even if we get to really like each other we couldn’t even get married because there could be no honeymoon because of your decision? ”
What do you think? Hints that the sex was more than just casual.
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Never mind. This sounds too needy and rewards her for her power play which might lead her to try it more often rather than less.
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meh, chicks are all fuckmeat…though if I could fucken actualise that attitude properly ironically the bitches would dig it lol
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A lot of guys are focus on having a witty response, like it’ll turn into an episode of Gilmore Girls and the witty zing they throw will have her go “wow that was so clever okay let’s fuck again!!!!”
The reason the first response is the best is because it follows game principles. It doesn’t deny or apologize for anything, he owns the accusation completely unashamed. It doesn’t trigger her ASD because he’s fully taking the blame for what happened (“you were irresistible” = it’s your fault, you slut, you should feel bad about cheating because you were irresistible and made this happen…this would be a decent response to a girl who doesn’t have a BF and is only worried that you think she’s a slut but this scenario is different).
It also cuts the thread ASAP instead of falling into her frame and getting into a “witty” back and forth exchange. Whereas “What?” forces her to write “Fucking” which is just going down a shitty unproductive back-and-forth path where she has to dwell on what she did and what you want her to do again. “What?” is like saying “want to come up to fuck?” instead of “want to come up and watch a DVD?”
Then the follow up comment of “ok” “right” “cool” etc shows abundance and gets her hamster wondering why he isn’t biting and it also doesn’t set up any frame on his end that will fuck him up again…she can read into it whatever she wants like “okay its safe to hang out again” and he can just escalate when he sees her again (he never said “agreed no more fucking”) whereas if he’s all “you want my cock” she can’t meet up again cause she’d have to admit to herself she’s being a slut and willingly walking into a cheating situ instead of being able to say it “just happened” or “it was his fault not mine”
There’s lots of “clever” little zings that sound good on a blog but let’s not throw out the principles of game. They’re tried and tested by a ton of guys. We’re supposed to be aiming darts at the bulls-eye here not closing our eyes and tossing in the general direction of the board.
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There is a time and a place for witty responses which are inherently ambiguous, irreverent and punctuated. That is what you want during shit tests. You hold silly shit tests in thinly veiled contempt that is beneath you. That is the principle behind it. Wit is the tool to be used in social competition which is exactly what she is initiating during a shit test. When she says you are not having sex again, she is essentially implying you are not worthy.
ok is great until you start saying ok after every shit test. You don’t want a big witty exchange either because that unravels the purpose which is to diminish the event. Wit is supposed to be an elevated cut to the chase where too many will undo all its designed to do. Something witty and then “ok” is more than ok.
I would not go with “cool” at all. You have just accepted her terms.
If she asks you about your grandma in the hospital, its no place for it. As soon as she warms to your frame, then wit may be quietly put away.
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time and place for witty…”and so it begins” always bad. a witty comment that mocks a girl, probably always good.
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I know what you’re saying, but you have to look at this very specific context. In this guy’s specific situation, she’s not txting him her IHABF stuff because she wants to fuck him but is just testing him, she’s txting him because she feels slutty because he sucked ass at handling Buyer’s Remorse when they fucked. He didn’t make her feel good about the experience because he waited till after to try to do the damage control with her cheating guilt.
That’s why the witty back-and-forth exchange won’t happen with her. She doesn’t give a shit about him anymore, she’s done and just trying to salvage her reputation in her mind. She is 100% okay with him fucking off so she doesn’t have to feel guilty anymore. Dragging it into making her admit “What?” “Fucking.” “Fucking how?” “When you put it in my ass because I’m a dirty fucking whore 😦 😦 :(” is counter-productive. It’s just making her re-enforce in her mind how horrible what she did was.
On top of it he’s doing this via txt message. In person, staring her down, an inch away from her face, isolated from her friends, speaking in a sexy voice, having her admit she fucked you, that could go over fine and turn her on. But not via txt when she’s over there feeling shitty about what she did. She’s not txting him IHABF while she’s fucking herself with a vibrator screaming his name out loud.
This is a case of “What would you do in this scenario: Your car is spinning out of control, on fire, you’re in the back seat, asleep, with no one driving, and all the doors are open and your seatbelt is off and you’re headed straight toward a cliff…How would you save this situation???” It’s like, you’re already pretty fucked. The way to save that situation was to not get into it in the first place. You made a bunch of mistakes that led to your shitty situation that with more experience, you wouldn’t have made. You’re not gonna salvage it inside the car, your best bet is to GTFO of the car ASAP.
“Cool” is to cut the unproductive thread so you can get her out again and resume it in person where you can actually fuck her. It’s like a cop saying “We just want to talk to you” to get the guy to put down his gun and come out before the SWAT team jumps him. His ONLY goal at this point is to get her to meet up in person again so he can isolate and fuck her a couple more times to cement their fuckbuddy situ.
All these fanciful “I’d say this and then she’d beg for my cock and drive over and bang me all night long” stuff is mental masturbation that’s fun to type and high-five eachother over but doesn’t actually play out and lead to the lay in reality…and the reasons are completely logical when you understand them.
When you look at your response, no offense or anything, but you’re actually letting HER dictate the terms of the relationship with “just fucking or is this goodbye?” stuff. Do you think, when she’s feeling slutty and remorseful about what she did, she’s going to define the relationship in a way that’s beneficial for your goal of fucking her or hers of getting rid of the guilt and/or trying to make you an orbiter?
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“All these fanciful “I’d say this and then she’d beg for my cock and drive over and bang me all night long” stuff is mental masturbation”
Was joking, brah.
Good stuff though.
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lol yours actually has the best chance of that happening. I meant more in the comment section here where guys are throwing up stuff that’s just completely miscalibrated.
Even a lot of the stuff that looks like it’ll get a laugh or reaction out of her is guys shooting themselves in the foot…we’re going for the lay, not a laugh. It’s the equivalent of using a dancing monkey opener, sure, it’ll entertain her and get a smile, but it’s not going to get her panties off.
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YaReally, excellent thread and analysis.
“His ONLY goal at this point is to get her to meet up in person again so he can isolate and fuck her a couple more times to cement their fuckbuddy situ.”
The above statement should have been emphasized more in the original post by CH, IMO. Obviously implied, however it should be clarified that the objective is to swing her back into txt/voice rotation and re-build compliance to another successful meet with her.
The objective is NOT to blow up the account, instill a pang of a negative emotion in her, or get a good laugh by illiciting angry responses from her (which can be very amusing if desired).
Bringing this up again only because I’ve had so much success with it in this exact situation, is giving her a calculated NO RESPONSE.
Then reopening in 2 to 3 days with a random txt frame not acknowleding any of the past- almost as if you may have not recieved the IHAB txt, you don’t remember hanging out etc. Fact is it’s so aloof she’ll be confused- and confusion can work to your advantage.
When women send these types of [IHAB/don’t txt me/I’m seeing someone] disqualification attempts (after sexual line) they’re in an emotional state of some sort. They’re goal is to recieve a beta response from you to assuage their ego about the situation.
IMO: no response is of equal value towards the objective as a below response:
“guilty as charged” (haven’t tried yet)
“right”
“and”
“ok”
“u ok”
“k”
The sub-communication is similar with all of them: Unaffected, aloof, peculiar, confusing. And further it should be noted that she is going to associate your txt with your personality and the connection you built with her during comfort process: So in general I conclude that a one word response of most words will have similar effect regardless and will have more to do with her hypergamous past slutitude, situation with BF (if true), sexual experience with you, her other options, logisitics between you and her, her emotional stability (or lack of), social situation with you (if exists).
Or, better stated: if you are able to meet and fuck again, the deciding factor won’t be whether you chose to txt “right” instead of “ok”. But most importantly the learning value here is that in this particular situation: A beta string of TXTs that the original post discusses WILL BLOW YOU OUT for good.
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@Ripp
“When women send these types of [IHAB/don’t txt me/I’m seeing someone] disqualification attempts (after sexual line) they’re in an emotional state of some sort. They’re goal is to recieve a beta response from you to assuage their ego about the situation.”
Exactly. This is the point some guys are missing. This isn’t a “battle” you can win, she’s in a specific state of mind with a specific outcome in mind. Just PLAYING her game will make you lose her game. You’re not going to turn this around right there in that conversation, especially via txting. She’s not going to sit there with her hamster thinking about fucking you because of your response. She’s not in that zone. All you can do is fuck yourself further.
GTFO ASAP and re-initiate later when her emotions aren’t crazy and you haven’t made a big deal of whatever her silly attempt to keep you two from fucking was.
A natural’s attitude is:
“we are NOT having sex”
“lol ok”
(proceed to have sex)
He doesn’t care what she protests with. It’s like sure lol of course we won’t whatever you say. Because he knows they will.
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I am not doing “cool” over text. That is just crazy, no offense right back at ya. I could see OK because at least you get nonchalant , not approval. In person you could shrug and finish of a beer with a look of boredom and pull “cool” off. Don’t know why you ignored no witty exchanges where I agreed. However I would get across “what’s with being so hung up on the sex thing” and I am going to imply it rather than say it.
Again the Swiss Army Knife of wit is a tool of indirection. Humor diffuses. Its for indirectly attacking her idea of discussing sex on its own, not triumphalism with her ass at the taxidermist. Implying there is something more meaningful implies its not uncommitted sex, defusing slut defense. The nonchalant attitude means you are not a sex starved beta.
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You’re letting her direct the conversation and suck you into her frame, reacting to her and entering a frame battle that’s stacked in her favor by her Buyer’s Remorse.
It’s not that this can’t be pulled off, it’s that it’s not an optimal or efficient play. It’s making things harder for yourself and taking unnecessary risks. Sure to exit a room you COULD do a lap around it on one leg first, but why not just go straight for the exit?
We called it Speed Seduction / Fast Seduction back in the day for a reason.
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So YaReally..I like what you said about those “windows opening” and closing and getting out and maintaining silence if the situation is screwed. I guess my question is, when a girl likes you and even engage in semi-relationship behaviors with you then go silent because you saw them out with another dude—is there even a response or re-opening? It’s been about two weeks and I sent one text the day after but it was acknowledging that things were non-exclusive…was that the bigger mistake than saying hello and making her feel “caught” that night? I mean, I know, when a girl is ignoring you that’s not a good sign. But letting her calm down and get out of that state, is calling the best thing? Should I do some beta stuff to get her to open back up? (If she even picks up if I call…) Text? I get the feeling now that she is mad because I made it seem like I’m seeing a bunch of girls, so so what she out with a dude lol
I would like to get this back and see where it goes, even if it’s just to flip the script.
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“and I sent one text the day after but it was acknowledging that things were non-exclusive”
Ya, you can already instinctively tell that was your mistake. Here’s the breakdown of why:
A girl’s biggest fear is judgement. You may have meant the text in a legit “Hey, just letting you know it’s fine, no biggie” but the fact that you texted at all makes her go “Oh shit, this registered as something relevant to him, now we’re going to have to have a big discussion about it and he’s always going to be paying attention to what I do and asking who I’m out with ughhh…” It’s all in her head, but you don’t have enough value to her to make it worth overcoming that. It’s much easier for her to just be like “fuck iiiiit” and not respond to you, the way you might avoid answering the phone when you know it’s your boss at work calling to bitch you out about something. It’s not rational but humans tend to run away from even potential awkwardness if there’s an alternative.
You’re kind of on the right track when you say you were incongruent…it’s like you said “There’s no TV in this room.” and she went “Okay agreed, there’s no TV.” and then you pointed at the TV and went “If there WAS a TV, it would look like that though.” and now she’s like “Fuck, there’s a TV in the room, I thought you said there wasn’t!!”
Solid game would’ve been to completely ignore that it happened and just txt her in a couple days arranging plans to hang out (not the next day since she might be fucking him all night and still be at his place covered in jizz and getting railed in the ass raw lol STILL sure you’re TOTALLY cool with your non-exclusive relationship?)
If you had not texted at all, you might still be fucked just based on her making herself feel guilty, but you’d at least only have her side to deal with (diffusing the guilt she put on herself for being caught with another guy) instead of both sides (her guilt and now your inadvertantly compounding her guilt by acknowledging that something happened worth feeling guilty about) and it’d be an easier situation to salvage.
The key concept to keep in mind is “Change her mood, not her mind.” Your text tried to change her mind logically (“don’t feel guilty, we’re non-exclusive”), the way you’d change your dude-friend’s mind about feeling bad for doing something you weren’t really bothered by but he feels guilty for. The difference is that that works with dudes ’cause we run more on logic than emotion.
But the damage is done, so you might as well throw some hail-marys before you give up, in hopes of burning into your brain the importance of avoiding this situation in the future. I’d try not calling or txting her for a couple weeks. If she calls/txts you, cool, but no initiating contact and no beta “I actually LIKE you” bullshit. Then re-initiate with a simple txt trying to arrange plans. If she snubs that txt, you’re probably toast. But what you’re hoping for is a combination of 1) her guilty state settling down, 2) her being relieved that you’re not super clingy-jealous and going to get all needy on her and leave her 5 voicemails trying to logically convince her you’re cool, and 3) her guy turning out to be kind of lame (thus giving her a couple weeks to explore that VS now where he’s automatically awesome simply because she has no self-imposed guilt around him like she does around you) and her realizing that you’re more awesome than him.
So you need a pretty serious alignment of the planets to save your ass on this one lol And If this other guy is an awesome dude, you’re probably fucked too.
Good luck though, hope it works out. You just fell ass-backwards into a sticky situation by running into them on their date is all. 🙂
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YaReally,
Great message, lots of usable detail for me. And you’re right. I felt a bit like I should reassure her but the best thing would have been to ignore it (actually to ignore her walking by) But I laughed out loud a couple times reading your post and for some reason, feel better, even though I feel like I’m more toast than I was.
You also prevented me from doing one of those lame phone messages (where do I get these delusions, this would rarely occur to me in most cases) telling this chick I like her. Now, on some level she may be disappointed I said non-exclusive, which prompted my initial thought to do such a thing, but ultimately, if she’s not picking up, it doesn’t much matter anyway. lol
Thanks again! You’ve got a helpful but realistic tone in your comments and I think hearing it broken down specifically is really a boon to some of us out here who might normally even care but get stuck into some kind of second-guessing cycle out of proportion with the event.
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Keep doing these breakdowns man, really insightful!
Yesterday I posted a follow-up to my experience with the girl from acting class, which you analysed so thoroughly a few weeks ago: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/the-numbers-game-fallacy/#comment-337366
Just bringing it to your attention as I’m not sure if you receive updates per mail or not. Hope you will chime in with some thoughts, but I love you regardless, lol
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Keep doing these breakdowns man, really insightful!
Yesterday I posted a follow-up to my experience with the girl from acting class, which you analysed so thoroughly a few weeks ago (post: The Numbers Game Fallacy).
Just bringing it to your attention as I’m not sure if you receive updates per mail or not. Hope you will chime in with some thoughts, but I love you regardless, lol
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Her: “IHABF we are not doing that again text”
Me: Doing what?
Her: Well I wasn’t plannin on havin sex my bad
Me: NP. Been there, done that.
Might seem too cold for some guys, but likely to work well when she is aware you have other options. Male coldness tends to turn up the female heat. It will also set her insecurity hamster spinning. Why don’t you want to hit that again? Wasn’t it the best you ever had? Why aren’t you begging for it? What’s wrong with her? She’ll show you what you should be missing!
And then she’s showing up unannounced at 2 AM.
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“I bet you were. Sorry she was such a bitch.”
A woman argues!!! LOL
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What do you think about this guy? Beta approach? I would say so. It’s practically begging for girls to like him.
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More and more I think the best reply here is none of the above — as in, no response to her “didn’t stop you going there 3 times.” Just silence for a day or two, and then something on the order of “bring da movies.” She’s giving you shit, ignore it.
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Agreed.
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Wow. I love this blog. My online game kind of blew up today. 2 solid leads 1 maybe and 1 could be getting there but don’t know yet. What I did was put up more pics, made a “sensative asshole” profile, and negged. The hang of it I will soon get. Thank you.
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Online game? Is this phrase not worthy of ridicule?
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Definitely not. The only thing that’s ridiculous is how easy it is for women to fall in love online.
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I’m busy now get back to me next week.
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Her: “IHABF we are not doing that again text”
Him: “you just now figuring that out?”
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How about these responses:
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: “Keeping score?”
Her: “And we’re not fucking again blablabla”
Me: “Have a really wicked BJ in mind instead? You rascal you.”
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Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
Me: Your welcome.
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“The pussy is… bernankified.”
LONG LIVE GBFM, OUR DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
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Hey GBFM, need some clarification on a few points
“3) said butthexing events not being secretly taped without her conthent”
What do you mean without her conthent? I always thot they conthentually say YES to butthex tapings.
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How do you think this will be fixed? Simplest answer is DONT GET MARRIED, but do u think it will reach a point where revolution happens? Betas can only take so much, you know.
Look at the Riots in England, Look at Occupy protest. People are already having problems with the world, even if they don’t recognize the puppet controlling the strings.
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My favorite GBFM quote. It should shake lesser men to the core, but they don’t realize it.
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“What do you mean without her conthent? ”
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O/T: U.S. officials urge circumcision for soldiers in order to combat HIV
Male circumcision is the best way to prevent new HIV infections in the military, the head of US anti-AIDS efforts told a gathering of top army brass.
“We need the military to take up some of these circumcisions,” said Caroline Ryan of the US Global AIDS Coordinator’s Office.
Rest of article here
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she lost her value – you are not fucking her anymore.
No need to waste time/enegry on typing. Unless you want to be polite of course and say something like “ok”.
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Off-topic:
http://technorati.com/women/article/want-to-look-like-a-barbie/
Dried up old woman bashes skinny Ukrainian girl and proposes banning Barbie, or marketing a fat Barbie. All while in the guise of trying to help women not suffer health issues. (!)
Read the link and check out the author’s bio.
That hamster could make cold fusion a reality very soon!
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I was recently surprised to notice Barbie’s mold now includes underwear.
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Hi folks,
I need some text advice. This saturday I was approched by a girl (26 yrs old and a 7,5-8) at a bar. I´m good looking but this rarely happens (I´m 38 but look younger). At the beginning I made a near insult, she asked hows everything, and then I said it was great before you arrived, and then I put my hand on her shoulder implying that I was kidding. She was kind of shocked, but survived I guess.
Then, our conversation continued and it went fairly well. After about 5 min she asked if me and my buddy would like to join her and her 4 girlfriends to go clubbing later that night and I responded that it might be possible. Then we exchanged numbers.
However, Im not really into clubbing anymore, it wouldn´t really help my case I think, therefore I decided not to go ahead with her plans. After an hour I passed by her on my way out and told her that I was leaving but it would be great to stay in touch. I couldnt tell if she was dissappointed or not.
Anyways, yesterday I texted her:
Me (8 pm): Hi “Jenny”, It was nice meeting you saturday. How about get together for a drink later this week?
Her (21 hours later): Hi.. No. I do appologize for saturday, I´m actually seeing another guy and we had a big fight and I was kind of drunk when I met you. So I have to say no to this. Have a great time! / Jenny
So whats your take on this, is there any chance of turning it around?
I have translated the texting to english.
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It’s done. Move on.
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lol wow she’s polite. But no, you’re toast sorry!
A girl will open a “window of opportunity” for you to jump through. Beta guys don’t recognize these windows, or talk themselves out of jumping through them, but players will see even really subtle little windows and jump right on through as soon as they’re open.
If the guy doesn’t jump through the window, or something happens to break her state (big interruption like the bright 2am lights turning on at the club, too much time passing between contact with you, leaving a dark cozy park bench for a brightly lit pizza place after the bar, you saying something that turns her off, her girlfriends appearing out of nowhere with massive drama she has to deal with, etc.), that window closes and it’s VERY rare, most of the time completely impossible, to open that window again.
Thing is, that window won’t be obvious like her saying “I want your cock so bad, please come home and fuck me!” It’ll be really subtle like “You guys should come clubbing with us later…” Her “Anti-Slut Defense” won’t let her admit she wants sex, so she has to just leave a subtle clue and hope you’re experienced enough with women to pick up on that clue and realize you should jump through the window.
Essentially, to a girl, her leaving a window open like that, even if it’s super subtle, is the SAME THING as her throwing herself at you and saying “I want your cock so bad, please fuck me!!” So when you don’t jump through the window, you’re actually rejecting her and shooting her down and she feels just as bad as guys feel when we get rejected by girls at the bar who just go “pfft no.” and turn their backs to us when we try to say “hi!”. It’s that same “oh god I’m so embarrassed, I want to run away and hide in a cave forever now” feeling…that’s why in most cases the window never opens again. They just feel too embarrassed to chance it again.
This happens EVEN IF they really WANTED to fuck you when they opened the window. Even if they were super attracted and you totally had a shot.
Your girl opened the window, you let your feelings about your clubbing/your age/etc. convince you not to jump through the window, and when you tried to knock on the window again it was already slammed shut.
That said, if it makes you feel any better, you would’ve had a helluva time landing this anyway…even if she liked you (which she did, since she approached you and invited you out), following her and her 4 girlfriends to a club they choose automatically puts you in the role of an “orbiter” who follows her around hoping to get some action, especially if you’re uncomfortable in a club these days, and her girlfriends will drag her all over the place flirting with other guys so you probably wouldn’t even get a chance to escalate with her. All of that stuff would’ve made it hard for you to get anywhere with her.
If you were able to hit the club with them and then ignore her a bit and have fun with your buddy (not sit in a corner looking bored and out of place) and could flirt with other random girls and chat up the bartenders and have fun overall, that could’ve worked out, but it doesn’t sound like you would’ve been in the right mood for that because you’re not really into clubbing anymore.
Don’t feel bad, you’ve learned a bit about how that “window of escalation” works and that’ll help you in the future with other girls. But don’t waste any time chasing this one, do yourself a favor and delete her number so you don’t even think about her. 🙂
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YaReally,
Thanks a lot for your comments, they sure make sense to me. I just started serious gaming about three months ago, so obviously I´m going to make mistakes along the road.
I do agree that I might have pulled it off if I would have followed her to the club, but I really didnt feel like partying along for another 3-4 hours with all the distractions following a situation like this. My chances were slim, I knew that from the beginning.
But, what if I would have just told her right away that I had to get up early in the morning and just hinting for a “drink get together” later on, would that have helped my case or would she still feel “rejected”?
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“But, what if I would have just told her right away that I had to get up early in the morning and just hinting for a “drink get together” later on, would that have helped my case or would she still feel “rejected”?”
There’s a good chance that’d’ve worked on HER. But you would’ve had to deal with her 4 girlfriends who would’ve had NONE of it so again the logistics would kind of fuck you in the face there.
The optimal move would probably have been to build a lot of comfort/attraction super-fast when she approached you, rejected the invite to hang out with them by saying something like you already have plans but you two should hang out later, grab her number, then txt her throughout the night when she’s partying. I usually use stuff like “How’s BarX? Been groped by any creepy guys on the dance floor yet lol” where I’m kind of tooling all the guys at that club at once by framing them all as creepers, and setting a sexual tone where if she replies with a pretty common “not yet lol” I can go into “too bad, if I was there I would fix that 😉 babysitting my buddy right now tho” and just get into a casual back and forth conversation over txts thru the night, keeping things sexually flirty with lots of innuendo and humor.
The idea is that the whole time she’s at this other club, you’re escalating via txts and keeping her thinking about you. She’ll turn down most other guys who approach you because she’s already found one she likes and he’s keeping in touch with her and making her laugh and escalating sexually. Plus he’s top secret, she doesn’t have to risk her friends seeing her doing anything because she’s just innocently txting and can say she’s txting her mom or BF or whatever so she avoids social judgement.
Then later in the night txt her telling her to ditch her friends and meet up with you for last call at Wherever (not the bar she’s at, her friends are still there remember? And not somewhere far away ’cause that’ll give her state a chance to drop…preferably a cozy pub or something near where she is). Build a little comfort when you see her, then just push for heading back to your place (since it’s last call and all, if it’s before last call say let’s save some $ and just drink at my place). If she goes along with it, escalate a bit in the cab but then back off, keep the mood light and playful and flirty. Escalate in your apartment lobby then back off. Escalate in the elevator then back off. etc. She knew what was up when she bailed on her friends to meet up with you so you won’t get much (if any) LMR.
By waiting to txt her till the next day you missed the window to do all the shit I just described up above. One wrong move makes a big difference, hey? lol
Don’t beat yourself up about it, the girl was attracted but the logistics in your situation were shit. The important thing is that now you have a possible “plan of attack” for next time. 🙂
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I’m reading this a few days later so late comment, but this “window of opportunity” post is superb. Yes, you have a short time to make your move. Yes, I’ve missed many of these signals myself. And, I agree with the speciific advice given here, that is, 1. you missed this one, so learn from it and move on, and 2. it was an invitation to go out clubbing with her and a group of her friends, which is not an optimal situation.
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You never got close enough to this chick. You were just five minutes of mild entertainment for her. She’s not interested, because you never gamed her.
The lesson here is that you have to work on your live game and go for the SNL, not a number close, unless you’ve gamed her much harder. The failure rate on number closes is sky high.
It’s nice to be approached, but even after that, you have some gaming to do.
Don’t obsess over this one. Game on.
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Scandinavian Guy, yeah, I’d say there’s no chance. It sucks when it happens but at least you didn’t invest anything really. Imagine had you fucked her a bunch of times and then it went cold before you were finished. ha
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I win… Of course I win.
U mad?
Yeah u mad.
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if ya really wanted to fuck with her head just say lets get married
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Satire is dying as an art form because reality has become too absurd to subtly mock
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truth lol
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Her: –3x…blablabla…
You (texting two hours later): ‘girlfriend was out of town’
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Can I rework a classic?
Her: “IHABF we are not doing that again text”
(90mins later) Me: I hope not. that stubble hurt
(13 mins later)Her: Well I wasn’t plannin on havin sex my bad
drop the old
“uh, sorry who is this again?”
If you haven’t already acknowledged who it is who is texting you this could b very powerful.
If she knows you know who it is this still works b/c it seems playful in the face of being deleted as a sexual encounter.
Sounds to me like it would work.
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Right. Bring da K-Y.
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The posts and some of the comments on this particular topic are really clearing out some cobwebs. My game is not at the level where I could add anything here but its getting there due in large part to this blog and a handful of very insightful commentators.
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re: Tweet “Religion and stories: two peas in a pod. Their purpose is to distort perspective so that people are nice to each other. bit.ly/KDQDRN”
Literature exists to teach us lessons it were better we did not experience first-hand. Regretfully, it is almost impossible to learn as fully vicariously as it is from real experience. How much pain we could avoid if we could learn that way. At the very least, we might sidestep some of the pitfalls we would otherwise tumble into. (“”Learn from me, if not by my precepts, then by my example, how dangerous is the pursuit of knowledge and how much happier is that man who believes his native town to be the world than he who aspires to be greater than his nature will allow.”- Shelley, Frankenstein)
I have recently become fiction intolerant and am in another stage of my life where I prefer to talk and live rather than read. Take the biography of Charlotte Bronte. Based on her real life attraction for her married professor, she created Jane Eyre. The story ends “happily” with Jane reunited with Mr. Rochester after his mad wife conveniently kills herself. In real life, no such ridiculousness happened. HOWEVER, she did eventually marry a man with whom she was apparently very happy. Sadly, she died soon after. Why, oh why, did this second, much more beautiful story, not inspire a novel? Perhaps if she had lived longer, there might be an insightful work of literature to reveal Mr. Rochester was not the ideal.
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OT:
On the day that North Carolina voted to ban gay marriage (61% to 39%), a bill to create “civil unions” fizzled in the Colorado legislature.
From the Denver Post:
“Coloradans watching in the gallery started chanting: ‘Shame on you! Shame on you!’ …Everyone was kicked out of the gallery after someone yelled, ‘I hope you (expletive) die!”
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_20578893/colorado-civil-unions-bill-passes-last-committee-supporters?source=rss_igoogle#ixzz1uNXMODHd
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Maybe her saying IHABF was her saying, “You’re gonna catch whatever he has and gave to me,” in a polite, indirect, friendly kinda way.
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: “Stories Are Like Religion.”
Likely story.
A “story” does not imply falseness. It implies symbolism, metaphor, and fiction as explorations of a truth too abstract for prosaic description. Which is more effective, describing the technical characteristics of appleness to a person, or handing him an apple?
Nor does a story imply a happy ending. A comedy has a happy ending. Tragedy, sad. Both are stories. Brush up your Aristotle. Here’s the entry-level version for you.
So smitten fools are with novelty. I’ll put the classics up against your blog citations any day. The latter are ephemeral; the former are tested and venerable, by definition. (Kind of like natural selection!)
Who swallows this claptrap? Who cites it as authoritative? This pose of sophistication is so absurd that, in your smug self-satisfaction, you can’t even detect the question-begging internal to the declaration. Whence this “sense of reality”? With what standard can we detect the “lie” against what “actually is”? And how do we confirm that standard is also not a lie?
When you acquire an epistemology that takes more than 140 characters to express, we can talk. Until then, stop embarrassing yourself. Transferring your confident attitude from subjects you know (pick up) to subjects you don’t (epistemology) is a recipe for oblivious clownishness. I’d cite Molière in an attempt to make you conscious of your missteps, but he’s one of them there storytellin fellas agin. No Excel graph can chart your brand of naïveté.
Matt
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“Bernankified Pussy”
This
I am a PHD in economics and lecture at postgrad level in Ethics and Business law. These 2 words explain the last 40 years of the decaying Western Civ more than anything else.
Under a physical gold standard families would have to stay together, having a father in the house as physical guardian and gold counter the family would be inherently more conservative. Adult Sons would be valued for that role also (as opposed to say being systematically sent to die in a ditch for ungrateful sand monkeys)
Physical gold and silver coins would be very carefully handeled and spent on things of value.
Ask yourself Would you hand over 15 ounces of Physical for a Prius??
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My two
note proper usage ofPh.D’s are are from the University of Chicago and the Sorbonne, so I’m less likely to make the spelling/grammatical errors of one with only one, Ph.D.While agreeing with much of your statements, I’m more concerned with who I’d rather have GUARDING my gold in Apocalypse World:
1. Tyler Durden, “MPUA”
2. A… “PHD”…
3. Or pirates under MY command
Answer: Three, provided they can spell and are devoid of bullshit.
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Her: “IHABF we are not doing that again”
Me: crazy life lol
Her: “Didn’t stop you from goin there three times”
She’s among other things gloating about, as the immortal bard has it, getting it thrice. Leave her with that thought.
Me: girl, stop thinking bout thiiiiis 8====0
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Too much work.
My smartphone has a Deutsche translation option. On all three occasions in the last year in which I was hit with IHAB, I replied with, “Besuchen sie mich nach du Arbeit.” Then I ignore any new messages for a week. If/when she responds, say something about the ballet being in town, then re-open.*
*Quick note- I live in New York. Between the various ballet/dance troupes, gymnastics/sport competitions and the ubiquity of foreign models (especially during Fashion Week), all three women spun themselves into a frenzy without even a hint of help from my end. For those of you who aren’t blessed with living here, I got nothing.
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