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What Kristen Stewart’s Cheating Tells Us About Good-Looking Beta Males

July 25, 2012 by CH

People are asking my opinion of the Kristen Stewart affair. She cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her movie’s director, an older, objectively less physically attractive married man whose wife is a model. Ok, here goes.

1. She’s cute.

2. She’s a horrible actress.

3. You can be the best looking man in the world, but if you’re a beta in your core (and there is evidence in his quoted words that Pattinson is an unreconstructed beta) you will suffer a higher chance of getting cheated on by your girlfriend if she spends any nontrivial amount of time with an alpha male who has the ATTITUDE.

4. This is more anecdotal evidence that male looks and youth simply aren’t as vital to revving women’s libidos as female looks and youth are to igniting men’s libidos.

In the modern West, betaness is a disease, and I aim to deliver the cure.

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  1. on July 25, 2012 at 9:58 pm MindScrew

    I’d be more inclined to say she cheated on one alpha with another alpha. Rupert Sanders is a good looking guy too, and he was in a position of authority over her, ordering her around all day, telling her what to feel, how to speak, giving her validation for a scene being ‘good enough’ and so forth. He nailed a bunch of attraction switches over a prolonged period of time. She could have been dating George Clooney and it probably wouldn’t have mattered. Sanders was the dominant man in her life for most of the day.

    Robert Pattinson is desired by millions of women around the world who would drop trou at the first opportunity to have sex with him. Calling him a beta is ridiculous.

    [heartiste: of course, pattinson is alpha from a larger perspective. his fame alone guarantees he could pick up just about any woman anywhere in the world. but if we restrict our field to stewart’s private world, pattinson’s beta personality becomes a liability when faced with competition from high status, alpha male directors.]

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 10:16 pm MindScrew

      You may be correct.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 12:13 pm Carlotta

        They probably were never even dating and it was a publicity stunt for the movies.

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:41 pm Anon

      That has been covered with the example of kurt cobain.

      CH maintains that he’s alpha despite the fact that he was a cuckolded weirdo.

      Let’s just call him and rob pattinson alphas with beta personalities.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm Obstinance Works

        You can’t be trusted with the fact. Kurt Cobain was loved by millions of beautiful young women. He had plenty of groupies. He could have had any woman in the music industry at that time, and possibly any woman in the world. He did a lot more drugs than he should have. He was strange in a lot of ways, but to state he was not one of the most alpha man in the music industry is like saying Jim Morrison was not alpha for the same exact reasons.

        I will agree that his relationship with Love was in many ways beta, but I blame that drugs and his mental instability, downright insanity for that.

        http://books.google.com/books?id=FNTFJ1aqXcwC&pg=PA11&lpg=PA11&dq=kurt+cobain+sex+life&source=bl&ots=71rjtV-D-A&sig=TPT7isPUv7X5T_N-y_qhOREG-A0&hl=en&sa=X&ei=XpYRUL3FFYS08ATI1oGIBw&ved=0CGEQ6AEwBzgK#v=snippet&q=kurt%20cobain&f=false

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:00 pm throaway

        A lot of people don’t know that Courtney Love & Hole were ‘huge’ on the indy rock scene when Nirvana was nothing more than a basement band. She pretty much set up his whole career.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 3:51 pm Obstinance Works

        http://books.google.com/books?id=FNTFJ1aqXcwC&pg=PA11&lpg=PA11&dq=kurt+cobain+sex+life&source=bl&ots=71rjtV-D-A&sig=TPT7isPUv7X5T_N-y_qhOREG-A0&hl=en&sa=X&ei=XpYRUL3FFYS08ATI1oGIBw&ved=0CGEQ6AEwBzgK#v=snippet&q=kurt%20cobain&f=false

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:27 am Anonymous

      Eh, check out “Beta Nation” from Bill Whittle… Pattison is Betamax, Sanders is older, bolder, etc. (Sanders has a woman and kids aleady to bolster his cred for Stewart, Pattison only has her, too). “Edward” is only “Alpha” relatively speaking because our way of life is so wussy today.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 2:27 am Rick Derris

        Anon – thank you for posting that Whittle vid. He has some great essays. Much appreciated.

        Neil and Buzz were awesome. “Hey let’s go 250,000 miles in this flimsy little capsule!” I loved it when Buzz punched the moon landing conspiracy whacko in his f-ing face.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 5:11 am wih

        Bill Whittle is a kook. All his examples are actors. Bill whittle is a clown who wears too much makeup.

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      • on July 29, 2012 at 2:22 am Anonymous

        All of the examples this man cites are fictional characters from hollywood…

        His idols here are not real people, they are actors. All of his arguments hold are merely linkages to false people with screen-depicted personalities.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 4:02 am Anonymous

      I do much better than this actress almost every day of the week.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:23 am Days of Broken Arrows

      In addition to what Heartiste just wrote, these actors knew each other before they were famous, so the Pattinson that Stewart first met was not the famous dude, but a struggling actor with Beta personality qualities. My guess is those qualities never went away.

      Fame is not a guarantee of Alpha personality because a lot of fame is caused by luck — in this case, their movie just happened to explode. Had it flopped and become a laughing stock, Pattinson would be auditioning for soap operas.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:09 am chi-town

      Girls don’t abstractly think so much about alpha males they never meet. They may soak over a Hollywood actor but that is because of the artificial intimacy. We not long ago existed in small hunter gather groups. Thus girls are conditioned to select the alpha man within 30-50 which might only leave about 5 available men. That means alpha is more about small venues in female psychology. If you are usually the dominant part of 5 man groups, you are probably getting laid. Patterson obviously could make this happen quite often, but not in every circle of Hollywood. Dominate your niche because that is all humanity was….Sad is the man who can have it all but cannot dominate his niche.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 5:50 am SFG

        Even if you’re the most beta actor in your bunch, you can still go out and get lots of other chicks. Second choice after Kristen Stewart is still pretty damn good.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 10:47 am chi-town

        That is the gist of it because you take a reserved seat for alphas. However if you were able to show dominance over him in the new little group, he would lose his seat. Kristen Stewart, though she is fit to sow the seeds of bastard spawn(right Herr Director?) , is not even as high as 33rd choice in all the girls that are available to him. Her name is legion.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:12 pm Sidewinder

      I’d have to see the evidence before concluding that Pattinson has a beta personality. This very well could be a whimsical woman being away from one alpha long enough to be coaxed into a makeout session with another alpha. While it could be a lie, she claims it really was a singular moment that didn’t go beyond kissing. Women don’t know why they do what they do often, so she could be telling the truth and just got caught in the moment. CH’s theory could also be correct, but I would have to see the evidence before reaching that conclusion.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm Incubus

      There could be a whole bunch of reasons why she cheated besides alpha/beta dynamics. Could be an ill conceived career move to save her pathetic career- it’s Hollywood after all-the most sick,twisted, female destroying subculture on the light side of the law.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:49 pm blackbird.young

        I think that’s an interesting point Incubus. I too (if this is what you were getting at) think that almost all Hollywood affairs, relationship drama’s, and relationships in general – the tabloid Love stories – are all simply media advertising these actors, who are, in fact, acting. Their career’s are based on well-versed, well-scripted, well-played roles & memorizations or improvisational Act’s/acting skills; or being a sort of commodity, a “funny-guy”, a “ladies-man”, etc…

        I doubt half of the Relationships in Hollywood that we hear about have an validity or actuality in those actors lives outside of the fabricated reality which the media creates to advance them in their career’s, or bring them in and out of the spotlight.

        I mean, seriously, who the fuck is Kristen Stewart? Am I too young?

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm itsme

        I mean, seriously, who the fuck is Kristen Stewart? Am I too young?

        nah, you’re either too old or too straight.

        i didn’t know who she was, either.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm Incubus

        That’s a great point. I looked at another article and found out she cheated on her former boyfriend to trade up to Pattinson before cheating on him with someone more even connected. This is either a publicity stunt or a career move and probably both.

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      • on July 31, 2012 at 2:46 pm Sloppy2nds

        Hypergamy for 10pts, Bob.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:58 pm Maya

      Wow, I didn’t know that she said that. Pattinson doesn’t look so extremely boring but he probably is if she felt that way.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm GeishaKate

        Yeah, sadly, I have to agree on the stupidity. She broke the code 😦

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 10:17 pm GeishaKate

        🙂

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 7:00 pm Greg Eliot

        Pattinson doesn’t look so extremely boring but he probably is if she felt that way.

        Ah, the world of women… be a serial killer, be a pump-n-dump baby daddy… but don’t you dare be boring.

        The ultimate irony being, aside from a few notable examples, women are probably, pound-for-excess-pound, some of the most boring creatures on the planet, once the sexual urge has been satisfied.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 10:38 am Maya

        Whatever. Women are not there to satisfy your sexual urges but to get pregnant, have babies and take care of the family. Also I don’t really agree that all women are boring – although we are usually not comedians, there are many interesting women everywhere.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm itsme

        yes, the female prime directive is to reproduce.

        mother nature reminds you of your failure with every crimson tide.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 12:32 pm Greg Eliot

        Oh, my darling snowflake, I certainly didn’t mean you!

        You’re fascinating in the bestest and most scintillatingest sense of the word.

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      • on July 28, 2012 at 2:10 am Jack

        Men(and their sexual urges) are a part of the family. Lazy cunts like you outgrow your limited usefulness once the kids move out.

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      • on July 30, 2012 at 11:10 am Mark Minter

        Sorry Maya. But this whole Stewart thing is just about the best “teachable moment” that the Red Pill movement has ever had. This shows no matter how attractive, how famous, how good a good beta boyfriend can be, the woman is going to create drama and tension and look for an Alpha man. It just shows that women will chunk it all, no matter how promising her man, no matter how much relational equity he has built up, to chase her selfish need. This case is the most classic and public case ever of why men need to accept the knowledge given on this site that what is said is the truth. That’s why we are all here. That’s why all of us have bought in to this movement. We’ve all seen this behavior. The Red Pill movement explains it to us and now we know why. Basically men cannot trust women to be a life partner, to actually be and do those things that you say she is meant to do. So if she can’t she trusted to do those things, then what good are women to a man other than fucktoys? Why would any man undertake any other strategy with women other than pump and dump? Look what you get: Kristen Stewart cheating on with the Alpha, Katie Holmes divorce-raping you in court and the press, and numerous other examples of Fabulous female behavior. No guy is here on these sites because they think the knowledge given here is shit. We are here because it really seems to explain the world and women. It really seems to me to be the only price where anybody is really telling the truth about anything. If men will follow what is said on these sites then they can avoid a lot of grief in their lives. Sorry, but I have seen enough in my 57 years and my advice to any man is never trust a woman and protect yourself from them by following this advice. Alpha frame, pump and dump, keep a harem, never commit, reject oneitis, invest in yourself, look out for yourself first, and never never really ever trust a woman. So yeah, for me, now, women are only on this planet to satisfy my sexual needs or you aren’t in my life. You have no other functional role that I can depend on so now you have this one, a fucktoy. Because in this role, I don’t have to depend on you. I don’t have trust anything except your base instincts. Women have made their bed, now they can lie in it.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm V

      No, pattinson is BETAMAX. Because he’s a famous actor for tweenie twighlight, he has “high status” respective to NORMAL women. But respective to a famous actress such as steward, that high status is negated. Her own high status as a famous actress serves as a status EQUALIZER. When you take away his status gifted from being a famous actor, all that counts is the rest of his game. And you know what? Deep down inside, his inner game is BETAMAX. He would do best to ‘settle’ for a normal women hottie without the same high status as himself.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm Sam

        +1 As Heartiste has said, alpha status is in the eye of the beholdress.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm V

        Ya her own status as a famous actress is about the same as pattinson’s, PLUS she’s a woman and he probably puts her on a pedestal, making her self perceived status even HIGHER than his.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 2:35 pm V

      pattinson so beta he put the ‘eta’ in beta lolololz… ok really, why do you think he was chosen for twilight in the first place!? cause hes softie and can play the sick tween romance role so naturally.

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 12:16 pm Carlotta

      I saw that too. And I said “oh boy…”
      Yeah, IF they were actually together he should have been seen with “an attractive, young blonde” in a tabloid to spice things up.

      What men do to keep the women they love happy LOL.

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm drunicusveritas

      Pattyson or whatever his name is looks like a woman with a light beard. His girl (ex-gf?) probably felt like sleeping with a man, instead.
      To quote our resident madman-sage, “alpha fucks and beta bucks” were what was on her mind – the wealth and comfort of a life with a wealthy actor, and a good hard fostering from an older, physically more virile man.

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  2. on July 25, 2012 at 10:10 pm Gucci Pucci Liberace

    first!!

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  3. on July 25, 2012 at 10:11 pm A1ADD1N

    nice post.

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  4. on July 25, 2012 at 10:13 pm Gucci Pucci Liberace

    But in all seriousness, directors/writers have always been pounding hot ass for ages. She probably just got bored of Pattinson, I mean fuck they’ve been dating how long? Her inner slut was dying to come out, and she probably would’ve fucked him if she hasn’t already.

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  5. on July 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm LD

    She’s an ugly dopey bitch anyway. She’s no Gates McFadden!

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:39 pm berg

      Gates McFadden here here!

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 10:00 pm Anonymous

      Well, she’s no Sash Grey, anyway…

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  6. on July 25, 2012 at 10:18 pm GeishaKate

    Another one bites the dust 😦

    (WELCOME BACK!!!)

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  7. on July 25, 2012 at 10:22 pm YaReally

    I’m not normally a super judgemental asshole about looks, but I make an exception for Kristen Stewart because goddamn she is so bad it’s actually painful for me to read articles/comments where people call her cute/hot/sexy. Like I can’t even comprehend the thought process involved in that. She is absolutely hideous to me. I get that girls like her because she’s completely plain and average and they can be like “that could be ME kissing Edward!!11” but guys who spank it to Kristen Stewart? Seriously, wtf is wrong with you lol

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 10:41 pm YaReally

      On a more constructive note, one of the comments left on that yahoo site says “Stewart commented not too long ago that her life was too easy and too boring. Guess the only way she was able to inject some interest in her life was to foul up someone’s marriage.”

      I’ve found that to be a driving force behind a LOT of fucked up behavior from some women. Specifically really attractive ones who find life just too easy. Everyone lets them get away with everything because, like a celebrity, they can do no wrong. It creates a feeling of restless boredom and like you aren’t a part of the “normal” world because people aren’t treating you the way they would treat someone who wasn’t as attractive/rich/important/famous/etc. as you.

      So they act up and do things that’ll specifically cause drama and piss people off just to feel “normal”. It’s a really interesting situation to me from a psychology perspective because most “normal” people will never experience that feeling or be able to understand or relate to it, and those people who have life “too easy” can’t bitch about it to normal people or they sound ungrateful so they just suffer in silence.

      I was banging a girl who would treat her best friends like absolute shit, she was DYING for them to get mad at her or yell at her or leave an angry facebook comment or just SOMETHING to make her feel normal, but they’d never do it because she was too hot and too high value in her social circles and the general nightlife for anyone to dare cross her.

      A lot of people (including this girl) end up going down the coke-head path because they’re chasing “feeling something”. That’s why a lot of really high-end social groups in the nightlife scene are full of coke-heads. Their day to day world is so full of phoney fake bullshit from everyone around them that they need to escape it for a few hours.

      The guys she banged were guys like me who treated her like a normal person and bitched her out when she acted up.

      Anyway, I don’t know if Stewart made out with a married guy around town repeatedly in broad daylight without wearing disguises or anything knowing paparazzi would be around on PURPOSE, but there were probably a lot of subconscious factors involved in why her little adventure was so recklessly executed.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:25 am Days of Broken Arrows

        Really perceptive stuff. Thanks for sharing the insight — people should remember this.

        It’s also a reason really nice looking women prefer Alpha teasing to Beta worship. It adds drama and “realness” to the bullshit world. This may be one of the best, most useful things written on this site yet.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm wingwoman

        Only the ones with boring lives. Men do it to by the way. Most peoples lives are so dull they need to create drama and bull to keep things interesting. I noticed this with the last guy I dated. He was to used to crazy bitches and drama, it made him paranoid.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 7:20 pm Anon

        shut up, slut.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 7:46 pm YaReally

        “Men do it to by the way. Most peoples lives are so dull they need to create drama and bull to keep things interesting.”

        Agreed. I know guys that do this too. It just looks more insane/ungrateful when girls do it because all it takes for society to hand a girl a bunch of free stuff and surround her with White Knights and beta orbiters is a pair of tits whereas guys have to do a lot more to get even half the ridiculous treatment an average to pretty girl gets, let alone a super hot 10. No girls have ever offered us guys free trips to foreign countries and thousands of dollars in bottle service etc, but those aren’t unusual things for really hot girls.

        Boring is also completely relative. Kristen Stewart can be bored with the celebrity life that most of her fans would find exciting and amazing.

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      • on July 31, 2012 at 6:29 am Nil faith

        And a Man sat alone, drenched deep in sadness. And all the animals drew near to him and said, “We do not like to see you so sad. Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it.” The Man said, “I want to have good sight.” The vulture replied, “You shall have mine.” The Man said, “I want to be strong.” The jaguar said, “You shall be strong like me.” Then the Man said, “I long to know the secrets of the earth.” The serpent replied, “I will show them to you.” And so it went with all the animals. And when the Man had all the gifts that they could give, he left. Then the owl said to the other animals, “Now the Man knows much, he’ll be able to do many things. Suddenly I am afraid.” The deer said, “The Man has all that he needs. Now his sadness will stop.” But the owl replied, “No. I saw a hole in the Man, deep like a hunger he will never fill. It is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go on taking and taking, until one day the World will say, ‘I am no more and I have nothing left to give.'”

        Take everything away from her, and she will live an exciting life.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 9:56 am JS

        Theodore Dalrymple in
        http://www.city-journal.org/html/8_3_a1.html

        “An extreme and terminal case, no doubt, but I encounter milder forms of the malady every day. Untold numbers of my patients, with every opportunity to lead quiet, useful, and tolerably prosperous lives, choose instead the path of complication and, if not of violence and physical danger exactly, at least of drama and excitement, leading to sleepless nights and financial loss. They break up marriages, form disastrous liaisons, chase Chimeras, and behave in ways that predictably will end in disaster. Like moths to the flame, they court catastrophe. As many have told me, they prefer disaster to boredom.”

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 11:48 am Wrecked 'Em

        Happiness is a byproduct. You cannot achieve happiness by chasing it directly… all you get is ennui.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 1:31 am AlphaBeta

        This is one of the lessons I learned early in game. You have to create some sort of “fake” drama in order to keep the engine going. Sort of like scheduled maintenance. If you neglect your scheduled maintenance then the unscheduled maintenance is going to really fuck things up when it happens. But keeping on top of your scheduled maintenance will make sure that unscheduled maintenance happens as possible, and when it does happen it’s not as cataclysmic.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 1:47 am That Guy

        @AlphaBeta,

        Exactly… it isn’t hard though to keep that engine ticking over, all a guy need do is glance in the direction of a nubile chick when he’s out with his gf/wife/fb, or any of a thousands other things.

        Don’t know why so many dudes get in a rut after some time, and let their testosterone levels plummet…

        If you always flirt, as I do, you keep everything exciting both for yourself and your SO’s… girls want/need this

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 6:36 am Days of Broken Arrows

      I agree. Stewart is the kind of girl I wouldn’t even notice in the mall or at a concert.

      IMO that’s the reason she was chosen for “Twilight.” She had to be someone the female audience could relate to — and that meant someone non-threatening. Can you imagine what women would do if Kate Upton was cast as Bella? They’d have stayed away from the movie in droves!

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 12:59 pm RockHard

        IMO the reason she was chosen for Twilight is that she looks like a vampire.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 3:24 am Anon

        perfect

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 10:11 am MZ

      I would say she’s cute in a plain Jane sort of way, but certainly not hot or sexy.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 10:02 pm Anonymous

        Most men would still cum in her face and wipe their dick on her hair, though.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:13 am chi-town

      I think she is attractive, but then I know it has much more to do with her being 22 than any innate natural beauty. A girl between 18-21 is going to be hot on every other coin toss.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 12:57 pm delicioustacos

        Yeah- a 22 year old who is Hollywood thin and does not have facial trauma, burn scars, Edward James Olmos acne or chromosome damage is generally going to pass the boner test. Let’s keep some perspective here– if you brought home the non-famous version of Kristen Stewart from a bar, it would be a red letter day. To think otherwise is madness.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:27 am itsme

      she’s got a jizzworthy face, but only when she’s wearing makeup.

      you don’t want to see her morning face.

      don’t google ‘kristen stewart without makeup’.

      just don’t.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:59 am chi-town

      There are good days, bad days, angles etc. Hollywood standards are one thing. In a Wallmart parking lot on a good day, you might be better off not waiting around for anything better. She looks worth the moment here to me.

      Now here, I would not even look back.

      How much sleep they got, the lightening and what they are wearing does matter. I have seen even very hot women on laundry day seem like ordinary humans.

      It does not seem like much but the male sex drive looks for such subtle things like a shine to the hair. When girls are interested, their eyes dilate and their bottom lip swells. They then look hotter.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:48 pm Darius Jackson

      And her personality is so shitty. She’s boring and depressed.She must think the world revolves around her. Her parents were in the “biz” I think and she had her job handed to her.What a cunt! Tho its obvious by just looking at him,Pattinson is a shreiking beta,the fact that he is a good looking charismatic star should have him rolling in quim. Rolling,Jerry,rolling!!

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:39 pm V

        he should be rolling but that’s only going to work for him with women not of similar status. only.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 4:01 pm chi-town

        With a girl’s self perceived status which is not the same as ours. That is why young, foreign chamber maids from Poland are so special in the sexual arbitrage.

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    • on July 28, 2012 at 2:18 am Jack

      I remember when I watched a film years ago with Bruce Willis and Sarah Jessica Parker, thinking it’s the equivalent of a fat guy in porn.

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  8. on July 25, 2012 at 10:49 pm Dave

    It was staged. Sanders is a marketing wiz, and not even a real film director. Kristen obviously knows she is surrounded by paps all day, especially in LA.

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:43 pm berg

      I’d be inclined to agree it was staged….but there are 2 children involved. If he didn’t have kids I’d go with your theory.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:30 am Anonymous

      Well, at least, I hope he got to ass-hump her so much she walks funny for a week out of it.

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  9. on July 25, 2012 at 10:52 pm CastleD

    Generally, it’s younger girls who are attracted to men like Pattinson who have alpha status but beta souls. The young girls are of course primally attracted to alpha characteristics in men, but in their more vulnerable and sensitive age are too nervous about being able to handle it. Once they reach their twenties they begin to long for the edgier bad boys and get the courage to go after them.

    They look back in their teens years and wonder what they saw in Robert Pattinson, even though he is good-looking.

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  10. on July 25, 2012 at 10:55 pm 95laredo

    Funny as shit story my younger son told me. My oldest son played “fat bottomed girls by Queen for his gf. This girl was in the disney Christmas parade as an all American cheerleader. Gymnist since three, She got upset about it. Objectivelty she rocks a world class backside. Think premier femenine athletes.

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  11. on July 25, 2012 at 10:57 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm Darius Jackson

      I am writing a book about sex called “Alpha Dad,Beta Dad”.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm Anonymous

      Take physical delivery of gold, put it in a strongbox, and bury it where no one can find it.

      The mainstream libtards will be snarking about libertarian gold bugs right up to the moment that a mountain of worthless paper collapses on top of their heads.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 3:21 pm Anon

        Yeah but no more than 10-15% of your assets though.
        The odds of witnessing a global financial collapse during your lifetime are very low despite the anti-establishment propaganda. They’ll get even lower when there will finally be a separation between retail banking and investment banking.

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  12. on July 25, 2012 at 10:57 pm Anonymous

    The real test of how beta he is will be his reaction. Does he take her back and weep with her, or does he boot her ass out the door and do a line of blow off a model’s ass?

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  13. on July 25, 2012 at 11:06 pm Nati

    While I understand the point CH is making, I agree with MindScrew’s initial point. Calling him a beta seem disingenuous.

    She’s a high status girl with a hamster in overdrive. Perhaps he has some beta weaknesses but you can’t keep a girl for that long without a strong alpha frame.

    To quote an earlier post from CH, I think he just got ‘outbid by another alpha’.

    An interesting topic would be: Given that women instinctively want to be with a man less good looking than themselves…do men also instinctively choose women who are less good looking than the absolute best they could get out of an instinctive fear of cuckolding?

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:58 pm x2d4d

      Pattinson was quoted as saying, months ago, that he “doesn’t understand why people cheat”. That is common niceguy naiveté. If he wasn’t rich and famous he’d be a greater beta. Nice guy, good-looking, outgoing enough to get more female attention than usual, but that’s it.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:34 am Nati

        I see your point. But instead of naivete you could also read that quote as aloof alpha. “i dont understand why people cheat”.

        translation “i effortlessly get the one woman that I want and effortlessly command her loyalty therefore the idea of cheating or being cheated on is foreign to me”

        I think it’s oversimplification to think an alpha frame insulates you from cuckolding.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:25 am Anonymous

        Your trick is far-fetched. He’s way more likely to be a beta niceguy.

        “I think it’s oversimplification to think an alpha frame insulates you from cuckolding.”

        We all agree.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 9:13 am plumnuts

        Fame, fortune & good looks have probably given him a relatively confident swagger but it’s clear that the guy is set to nice mode. He doesn’t understand why people cheat because he’s so plugged in.

        My money is on them ‘working it out’ and her leaving later with an asshole. Her head tells her she’s on to a good thing, but her vag just doesn’t agree. Somewhere in between is her heart ho ho ho ho.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm chi-town

        I suppose you could if the scandal were something about him taking off his condom for Alice during a threesome. Why cheat when you can have a threesome? The evidence we have is that her ass is on blocks because it was jacked up by someone else’s dick.

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  14. on July 25, 2012 at 11:08 pm CCH

    I don’t follow celebrity interviews, so now I’m curious: Where did Pattinson exhibit his inner beta?

    I ask not because I disbelieve you, but because I’d wondered if he was that particular flavor of self-sabotaging loser.

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:39 pm Anon

      He said he doesn’t understand people who cheat.

      Nuff said.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:20 am CCH

        If he meant that, he’s not only beta, he’s an idiot.

        Really, even if he didn’t mean that, he’s weak. I wouldn’t admit that under torture, even if it were true of me, which it isn’t.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 4:10 am Anonymous

        Agreed. Saying that is, at best, trying to suck up to his female fans in a politically correct way. If he really believes it, this is why men in their forties can blow men in their twenties out of the water so often.

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  15. on July 25, 2012 at 11:19 pm nek

    Slightly off topic, but two very pertinent articles appeared on CNN today, first:

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/25/living/moms-gone-wild/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

    not sure if this link works. But it’s an interesting (mainstream) piece about married midlife women fucking around. And then Bill Bennet pops up again:

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/25/opinion/bennett-aurora-three/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

    Now what I want to point out is not the stories themselves, but look at the comments, specifically the second story. The ideas of sacrificing yourself for a women and ‘honor’ are directly under attack. It’s all unraveling. You can see the shaming attempts.

    Also, I had a thought/theory and was wondering what heartiste/commenters thought: I was wondering if a woman who has had children from both a stereotypical alpha and then a stereotypical beta favors the children from the alpha. I have a co-worker whose somewhat of a white knight and had some kids with his wife after she had some kids with the abusive type guy first (she had the first set of kids before she met my co-worker). I was reading something about a female lion killing her children from a weaker male when a more dominant one comes around and thought that this gave the idea some clout.

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  16. on July 25, 2012 at 11:26 pm A1ADD1N

    “I was banging a girl who would treat her best friends like absolute shit, she was DYING for them to get mad at her or yell at her or leave an angry facebook comment or just SOMETHING to make her feel normal, but they’d never do it because she was too hot and too high value in her social circles and the general nightlife for anyone to dare cross her.”

    That’s fucking pathetic; I’d love to crush her soul and laugh as she fails at revenge: “the beatings will continue, until morale improves” [so far my assholery goes unhindered. life is gooood]
    _____________________________________________________

    “She’s an ugly dopey bitch anyway. She’s no Gates McFadden!”

    really you’re a fucking dweeb. your still a fucking dweeb even if that was a joke [horrible joke] i had to look that shit up. kill yourself
    _____________________________________________________

    Anonymous, he should have had the bitch broken to begin with, or just said the hell with this little piece of chicken. he is fucked no matter the reaction. saving face is not a defense; it’s a retreat.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:10 am YaReally

      “I’d love to crush her soul and laugh as she fails at revenge”

      Your internals are as unhealthy as hers were.

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  17. on July 25, 2012 at 11:36 pm Anon

    Basically all actresses have cheated on their bfs/hubbies at some point. Hardly surprising since actresses are histrionic disasters walking around in a microcosm full of supreme alpha males.

    But it says a lot about female nature, they’re simply programmed to have multiple babies from multiple alpha males.
    I’m past the point of being mad at biology, but any social construct that ignores this fundamental threat to social cohesion is doomed to failure.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:56 am Whammer

      they’re simply programmed to have multiple babies from multiple alpha males.

      That is correct. More genetic diversity just as men screw as many females as they can.
      Now, go cry you omega haha

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:00 am Anon

        Still laughing like an idiot…

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  18. on July 25, 2012 at 11:44 pm x2d4d

    Pattinson is Beta. Beta in this case is contextual– Kristen Stewart is high status and ego-inflated on top of that. He’d be fine with a submissive, feminine beauty, which Kristen Stewart is anything but.

    Look at these pictures:

    http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/rob–kristens-awkward-romance-2010296/8981

    Pattinson needs game. Badly.

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm x2d4d

      And if you look at pictures of Sanders, he’s obviously more alpha than Pattinson. He leads hollywood divas for a living while Pattinson coasts on his looks and reputation.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:41 am Nati

        http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/rob–kristens-awkward-romance-2010296/8981

        Ok I just followed that link and saw the picture…you may have a point. Pattinson needs better game.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:48 am anonymous

        which begs the question: why does the blog author continue to peddle the myth that one’s alpha creds is wholly reflective of how many girls want to sleep with you?

        i dont care how many groupies he has – robert pattinson is no alpha male.

        Alpha is a STATE OF MIND. Nothing more, nothing less. And guys like robert pattinson simply don’t have IT.

        Yes, alpha attitude under the right circumstances or right fishbowl will always (or almost) yield positive results from chicks. But attention from chicks is not always the result of alpha male behavior. The blog’s author has continually failed to recognize this.

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  19. on July 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm Greg Eliot

    Meh. Whoring starlets will bed down with just about any dreck if they think it can keep the cameras rolling on their careers.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm Holden Caulfield

      The more important point here is: how many people caught the Cobra reference?

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  20. on July 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm Antifeminist One

    Of course the harpies at Jizzabel are doing all the rationalising for her:

    It’s not the first time a celebrity has apologized for their infidelities.
    Softening the reader up for the rationalisation to follow..

    Kristen Stewart is 22, a very young adult. Find me one person who didn’t screw up, in ways large or small, a relationship at that age. And Robert Pattinson is just her boyfriend, as in they aren’t married.

    Feminists gon’ feminise

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    • on July 25, 2012 at 11:59 pm Anon

      Stop reading those bitches.
      It’s unhealthy.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:59 am Whammer

      No excuse! I expert all of my women to be virgins. Screrwing a used female is worse than wearing someone’s old used underwear.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:08 am Anon

        You write like a cunt.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 4:47 am Art Vandelay

        So as soon as you deflowered one you need the next? You must be going through a lot of women who I suppose aren’t very good at sex.

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      • on July 30, 2012 at 4:40 am Anonymous

        I agree with Whammer

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 4:59 pm Glengarry

      “Hey, what 22-yo woman hasn’t cuckolded her bf?”

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  21. on July 25, 2012 at 11:59 pm Harland

    I’ve just been placed in the position of either becoming super-alpha or being celibate for the rest of my life. Half my face became paralyzed last month (Bell’s palsy) and it’s not getting any better, so I can’t smile. How are chicks ever going to know that they’re cute? And humans are powerfully influenced by facial symmetry. Now, I have a “don’t give a shit” attitude because I’m no longer handsome. Hey, maybe it’s what I needed all along. I still hope I get better though.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:08 am Anon

      Good luck dude.

      I think about jack huston in boardwalk empire, who’s playing a disfigured hitman. He’s all shy and pathetic and complains about women not interested in him.

      During the whole show, I was like “dude, you can slay pussy if you stop playing the victim, be the fucking MAN”. Scars are notoriously attractive to women. Given the fucked up sexual nature of females, maybe disfigurment is a huge advantage if the alpha frame is super solid.

      My grandfather lost a leg in WWII. He never lost that “bitch go make me a sammich” frame with my grandmother. She worshipped him until her death.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:08 am Whammer

        He didn’t just have a scar, half his face and eye is missing. He was obviously so depressed and self consccious that he couldn’t even fuck the whores that were around until his buddy made him do it.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:10 am Anon

        I know that genius, taht’s why I used the term “disfigured”.

        But I don’t expect a cackling cunt to read between the lines.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:11 am Anon

        Oh I forgot: 🙂

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 12:28 am YaReally

      There was a deaf PUA who would carry around a notepad and pen and use that to get around his deafness.

      You’ll find a way to overcome it. 🙂

      The facial symmetry thing is retarded, don’t ever think about that bullshit again, that’s not an actual thing despite what the nerds doing “scientific studies” will tell you.

      Far as the smiling goes, a lot of guys don’t even smile when they do pickup. There’s something to be said for the deadpan Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man, Hank Moody in Californication style humor where the girl is never really sure if you’re serious/joking so don’t sweat that too much.

      Personally I would start working it into a qualification routine really early in the interaction and instigate a situation where the girl says/does something funny/cute. You can’t smile, so I’d say flat out “that’s cute, I’d be smiling right now but I actually can’t, half my face is paralyzed right now.” She’ll think you’re bullshitting (one of my natural buddies is deaf in one ear and misses what girls say sometimes and he tells them he’s deaf but they always think he’s bullshitting at first, seen it a thousand times) and go like “ya riiiight” and you just go dead serious and say “No, seriously, it’s a Palsy thing, it started about a month ago. (pause for a sec while she gets that “oh shit I just made fun of a disabled person!!” look of terror on her face) …Now girls just think I’m an asshole when they talk to me, which oddly enough they seem to like lol” (relieving the tension of the situation for her)

      From there run normal game as usual and never bring your paralysis up to her again unless she asks questions about it. And if she asks questions, just answer 100% honestly/congruently. “Ya, it sucks, but you’re dealt the hand you’re dealt right?” It’ll probably actually help you build a lot of comfort/rapport really fast because when a girl knows a guy isn’t perfect she feels like she can open up about her own flaws more with him instead of putting on a facade.

      I’m not blowing smoke up your ass, I’m very serious about this. 🙂

      It’d work especially good if the other half of your face can still smile so you can do the half-smile grin/smirk at the “girls just think I’m an asshole” bit but even if you can’t it should go over fine once you get used to the delivery.

      Good luck! The fact that you’re even acknowledging that “becoming super-alpha” is a possible outcome from this situation tells me that you’re in a good headspace for overcoming it!

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:31 am Jason

        Great advice.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 12:54 pm Harland

        Thanks, brother. I’m copying this and saving it.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:11 am Whammer

      I’ve just been placed in the position of either becoming super-alpha or being celibate for the rest of my life

      I’m betting on celibate.

      I’m no longer handsome

      hahahaha

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:54 am lightlybraisedturnipdotcom

        Our blessing as men is that no one can limit us so long as our member is working. Or even if it is not. Stephen Hawking has a good-looking spouse (or she was 15 years ago).

        If you were a chick you could be plenty pessimistic.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 6:38 am Days of Broken Arrows

      If you’re going for the short-term fling, you can say you’re face saw paralysed after a street fight. Women LOVE scars and that sort of qualified. I’d be honest to long-term prospects though, because the truth has a way of emerging…

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 12:54 pm Harland

        Haha, actually I lied and said exactly that. Coming to the rescue of my little brother, no less. It happened while I was in the States and I live in China, so no witnesses.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 8:25 am GeishaKate

      I’m was sorry to hear your news and hope you get better too. Smiling is beta? 🙂 You have an additional challenge now, but that doesn’t mean game over. Women overlook far worse in men they love.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:45 am itsme

      doesn’t half-paralyzed mean that you can pull off a half-smile? which is a smirk, which is good.

      yareally’s advice is spot on.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm Cyrus

        Think Han Solo’s crooked smile.

        Ya rlly’s advice works for some but it may not work for you. It seems really indirect game, which I could never pull off.

        Try different styles. Expect rejection, and learn to LOVE and RELISH in it. When I get rejected, ain’t no love lost babygirl…..

        Also to all the people saying chicks dig scars – palsy doesn’t do that, and in bad cases your face actually sags down on one side. IMO he could say his head got batted in during a fight, and rock that lie till the day he dies.

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 12:34 pm Carlotta

      Good grief, every single romance novel has a hero with some kind of scar. We women LOVE scars. Decide right now in your mind that it is some kind of battle scar you will never discuss because if the true story was to ever get out you would go to jail.
      You just need to work out and be really cranky. Take some fighting classes so you can back it up.
      And don’t, for a second apologize for it or explain it. In fact, if some chick asks you why you never smile say you only smile at truly hot girls.

      My Husband, who objectively has a beautiful face, took a crowbar right through it during a construction accident. I kiss it nearly everyday. He has some other scars and still won’t tell me what they are from and we have been together for nearly 20 years. He just says “Trust me, you don’t want to know!”. He probably scrapped his knee riding bikes LOL.

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    • on July 28, 2012 at 10:21 am shinzaemon

      Harland,
      I went thru the same thing. Following the physical therapy to a T worked and the problem went away.

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  22. on July 26, 2012 at 12:00 am Anonymous

    I made a comment for the first time, wondering why it didn’t post.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 10:02 am bigdickeddeadgordon

      Same here. Some temporary glitch I suppose.

      I don’t know who this women is because I don’t keep abreast with all the latest Hollywood developments. But this scenario doesn’t suprise me. When I was the age of the pretty boy who was cheated on (I’m assuming he’s 20-25), I thought of women as equals. He’s on his way to deleting this misconception from his mind. Consequently, even if he remains a beta all his life he will be less of one because of life’s little lessons like this.

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  23. on July 26, 2012 at 12:13 am Sam

    I think the real reason Kristen cheated on Pattison is because there is no relationship at all. The relationship b/w Kristen and Robert might be just a publicity stunt just for consuming fans and not real at all.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 10:36 am MZ

      Could be, RP looks like a queer, maybe it was just a cover. It would be a big blow to the enterprise if it came out he’s ghey.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm Spiralina

        They both look gay to me…her demeanor and mannerisms have always seemed butch to me.

        It wouldn’t be the first time studios arranged a “beard” situation for two gay stars and milked the resulting drama for all it’s worth, and it certainly won’t be the last.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 12:35 pm Carlotta

        Agreed.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm V

      gbfm u gotta do brunomega mars!

      its so sweet listening to him cry like a man.

      he’ll never be her mothers favorite and her daddy cant even look him in the eye.
      because hes such a crybaby i suppose.

      and all the poor young men listening to his songs are being turned into betas. maybe someday they will find heartistes and gbfms.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 6:06 am SFG

        The video for ‘Lazy Song’ with Leonard Nimoy has a certain alpha air to it–guy just does not give a fuck.

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  27. on July 26, 2012 at 12:42 am Leave My Special Bathtime Fantasy Alone « Hidden Leaves

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  28. on July 26, 2012 at 12:42 am Anon

    Kristen Stewart cheated on her gay boyfriend for a straight male? Why is this news? Fake Hollywood relationships have been around for decades. Rock Hudson, anyone?

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  29. on July 26, 2012 at 12:55 am Rum

    Kristen tried once to sing a cover version of “Angel From Montgomery” in some movie back when she was hotter. The thing is, that is a seriously intense piece of musicality and wordcraft. It was painfully obvious that she lacked the energy within herself to do justice to the work. Therefore, she is highly dependent on others to provide the kind of jolts that her hind-brain craves.
    She would eagerly go down on Vlad the Impaler.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:27 pm Eric Hale

      I think nearly 100% of women would eagerly go down on Vlad the Impaler. There is just something about having your castle torture chamber directly below the master bedroom that makes the hamster dizzy with love.

      The screams of your noble enemies makes women cum. Llolzzzzzz

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  30. on July 26, 2012 at 1:09 am bigdickeddeadgordon

    I’ll have to take your word for it. I don’t know who she is because I’m not big on pop culture.

    I did see her on a news site, though, and she ain’t half bad. She’s definitely worth doing the sex in. Her boyfriend looks like an interior decorator.

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  31. on July 26, 2012 at 1:14 am Mark Minter

    Why is this so hard to understand. He is a director. She is hypergamistic. There was benefit to be had by screwing the director. It is what married women do. They screw the boss to get ahead. The screw big clients to get the contract. It’s not a beta/alpha dynamic. It’s more a whore dynamic. She got camera angles that she preferred. She got script rewrites. She got kinder direction from him. She got the film edits she wanted. Other directors probably look positively on female stars that fuck directors. Feminists all screamed about the casting coach and how women were so so exploited in the movie industry when in reality the little whores would do anything to get on screen.

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 5:11 pm Glengarry

      That about sums it up.

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  32. on July 26, 2012 at 1:16 am Matt

    No matter, how good looking or desired by all women the actor is, his fame can get him lots of girls and doesnt ensure he can hold on to one! His could be the most alpha but the director who orders him and rest of the film crew around will always remain the bigger alpha…because he has real power and control. So, you could teach regular guys to act alpha to get girls ( which i agree is important) but real alpha is one who has real power. Like directors, CEO of companies, politicians, etc. Rest of you alphas who arent successful are just loser alphas…

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:18 am Anonymous

      Loser alphas fuck CEO wives all the time.

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  33. on July 26, 2012 at 1:34 am Rum

    Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash may have been hopeless white-trash losers from birth; but somehow, by some twist of fate, they got both hands onto the main tap-root of the strongest music the world has ever known and managed to hang on for a very long ride.
    YouTube them doing “If I were a Carpenter”. If you do not go wow to that the odds are you are already dead.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:50 am Anonymous

      Very, very bad example.
      He married her when she was 40, and he was older than her.

      Try again.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:27 am Anonymous

        meant she was older than him…

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  34. on July 26, 2012 at 1:38 am Clyde

    ‘She’s a horrible actress’

    lol, as if there’s any ‘good’ ones.

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  35. on July 26, 2012 at 2:02 am Rum

    Alison Krauss has always inspired for me a raging hard-on. Because she really gets the fact that no matter how hot she is the music is still going to be alive long after we are all dead.
    For a while I earned my living playing a 12 string Fender Viilager guitar. The fucker is warped and hopeless nowadays. That is the way of things.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm Obstinance Works

      I agree. Krauss is special.

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    • on August 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm The Raven

      I have a ’68 Villager that I bought at a pawn shop in Dallas when I was in college. It’s the only thing that even came within shouting distance of guns to give women gina tingles.

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  36. on July 26, 2012 at 2:56 am john henry's hammer

    Pattinson’s gay. Stewarts a dyke. A beard for a beard. Their romance was staged for marketing value – the twihards are largely straight chicks who would quit buying tickets if they let go of the pretty little lies.

    The whole affair with the director deal? Also fictional. Staged to appeal to the chick fan base who fantasize about abandoning their hubby/boyfriend and banging their higher status alpha male boss. Creating fictional personal lives and staging events for the tabloids are necessary PR for billion dollar enterprises like the Twilight franchise. Chick catnip, needless to say.

    Of course, these days, chicks do more than fantasize about it. Recall the scandal from several years back about the top Navy lawyer who was banging a dozen chick lawyers on his staff, many of them married.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64246-2005Jan10.html

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:02 pm Darius Jackson

      That nigga lost $900,000 for chasing that midle-aged pussy???? LOL!!

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:34 pm V

      Very realistic, all of it. Your comments, I mean.

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  37. on July 26, 2012 at 3:19 am Igniss

    Just to provide that relevant quote about Pattinson’s Betaness from the other article:

    “He added tellingly: “But there’s a thing I’ve never got: That is, why do people cheat?”
    “I can understand the impulse,” Pattinson continued. “But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long.”
    Indeed, before Stewart’s scandal hit, pals told Us that Pattinson was preparing to propose to his Stewart.
    PHOTOS: Rob’s sexiest expressions
    “I’m not the casual-affair kind of guy,” he told Vanity Fair. “If I choose to be with someone, it’s because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I’m 100 percent into it.”

    Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/robert-pattinson-ive-never-understood-why-people-cheat-2012257#ixzz21i8F0fH0“

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  38. on July 26, 2012 at 3:24 am Paladin

    I agree that a man can be Alpha overall due to his looks, money and fame, but his Beta personality puts a dent into him when he is compared to similar Alphas with a “tougher” personality. A reasonable explanation as any.

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  39. on July 26, 2012 at 5:18 am Daily Linkage – July 26, 2012 | The Second Estate

    […] What Kristen Stewart’s Cheating Tells Us About Good-Looking Beta Males « Chateau Heartiste […]

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  40. on July 26, 2012 at 5:59 am Jim

    You’re also forgetting an important fact. She cheated on her previous boyfriend when she started a relationship with Pattinson. Once a cheat always a cheat

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:38 pm Anon

      Yeah, why are people surprised?

      It matters not if Pattison is alpha or beta or omega. A whore is a whore is a whore. That’s why.

      There’s way too much alpha worship that goes beyond ordinary logic. An “alpha” is not some magical, rainbow unicorn guy with superpowers that can deflect bullets and whores.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 7:34 pm Anonymous

      Like Santa says…. ‘Ho ‘Ho ‘Ho!

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  41. on July 26, 2012 at 6:30 am IHTG

    Manjaw’s gonna manjaw.

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  42. on July 26, 2012 at 6:44 am nemesis

    Pattinson looks like a female, the director is more manly (and older). So, from a looks points of view, the director wins already

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  43. on July 26, 2012 at 7:20 am steve

    Totally agree with all the other comments about Stewart’s looks. You can find girls way hotter than her at any big city mall in America. There is nothing remotely special about the way she looks. Don’t get her appeal at all. Seems like most guys don’t either.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:57 am Wrecked 'Em

      Twilight is chick porn. In the same way that the anonymous dude in the porn you’re fapping to “could be you”, Stewart has to be sufficiently plain that her audience can fantasize themselves into her shows.

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  44. on July 26, 2012 at 7:28 am Old Glory

    Nearly 70 comments already not one mentions this is Female Hypergamy in action? Have we learned nothing as readers of this blog!?!

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:07 pm Lad

      The hypergamy is obvious and implicit in most of the comments. She cheated on her betatized boyfriend with an alpha director. That’s classic hypergamy in action.

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  45. on July 26, 2012 at 7:36 am cynical optimist

    the source states vehemently

    “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”

    hamster turds

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:07 am Nati

      Agreed. This story is fascinating because the female hamster is on full, raw display.

      ‘Momentary indiscretion” yeah right. No need to dignify that hamster turd with introduction of facts or common sense.

      In Pattinson’s defense, it seems like he has cut her off.

      Yes hypergamy is a bitch.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:53 am itsme

      ‘it just happened’
      ‘i don’t normally do this’
      ‘it didn’t mean anything’

      everything that comes out of the hamster is some variation and combination of these fundamental building blocks.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:02 pm RockHard

      Absolutely true. A commenter on that linked article mentioned that she ditched a long term relationship with someone else to hook up w/ Pattinson and then cheated on him publicly. That’s what’s DOCUMENTED, who knows what else she’s gotten away with in her trailer. Whole new meaning to “key grip”.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm Anon

      She had that director dick inside her and she loved every bit of it. While he was hammering her wet little pussy, he told her what a little slut she was and if her boyfriend was aware that she was such a dirty little slut. When she replied between two heavy breaths a whispered “no”, he spanked her ass and with a deep voice, he told her that she’s a nasty little slut and that she should be ashamed of cheating on her boyfriend. She didn’t reply and kept moaning until he ordered her “say that you’re my little bitch. SAY IT”. She said “I’m your little bitch”. “Say that you love cheating on your boyfriend with daddy’s big dick”. “I love cheating… I love cheating on my boyfriend with daddy’s big dick. oooohhhh yes. FUCK ME . FUCK MEEEEE”…

      Next thing you know. “I’m sorry about the indiscretion. It just happened.”

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 6:21 pm That Guy

        @Anon,

        That sounds about right…

        But from personal experience a girl gets even hotter if you have her say:
        “I’m your anal slut”, and then have her beg you to, “Fuck my slut ass”… as she holds her cheeks open…

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 7:41 pm Greg Eliot

        Geez, is it getting warm in here or is it just me?

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  46. on July 26, 2012 at 8:22 am David Collard

    The only man with power over an actress is a director. That is why Kristen Stewart let her director fuck her, and why Chloe Sevigny sucked her director’s cock on camera, as I point out here:

    http://davidcollard.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/comments-on-a-favourite-film-the-sexual-politics-of-metropolitan/

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  47. on July 26, 2012 at 9:08 am Rafael

    If you guys in america think this looser is an alpha male then I feel pitty for you.
    He doesn´t eve look like a man.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 10:54 am Old Glory

      Agreed. We Americans are so emasculated at this point in history, that even our women bitch and moan about the lack of “real” men here.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm delicioustacos

      By this site’s definition of alpha, he is alpha. If he wanted, Edward Cullen could stack your girlfriend and your mom on top of one another and play reverse whack-a-mole with their cornholes and it would be the best day of their lives.

      Now, maybe he doesn’t want to. Maybe he has a beta attitude and believes in true love and being a white night to his magical unicorn princess, but he only got that way because he is swimming in so much potential pussy that idea of fucking bores him. Every nubile sixteen year old on the planet, along with every tattered cougar who has picked up one of the billion-selling “books” about a guy based on him going 100 Days of Sodom on a co-ed, would set their family on fire to sniff the pussy of the last girl Pattinson fucked. He is alpha in spite of himself.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm delicioustacos

        “White knight” rather.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 1:55 pm delicioustacos

        It’s the only one that works for our purposes. Maybe “alpha” should really mean a square jawed leader of men, but if I’m getting more pussy than that guy, who wins?

        I wouldn’t trade lives with Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, but I might with Justin Bieber.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm Tyrone

        If the gunny still got a lot of pussy, I’d rather be him. He’s a far more useful and well rounded individual than young Justin.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 6:01 pm That Guy

        @Taco,

        Right… there are many ways to Alpha – in the end all that matters is results, not theory

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  48. on July 26, 2012 at 9:14 am robins111

    I’ve come to the conclusion that the vast majority of male actors are in fact beta’s,… it is understandable that they would good at pretending (acting) to move through the world. As such, by learning young the hide their insignificance, they are already pre trained in acting

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 2:03 pm Anonymous

      And more of them over the past century have been gay than we’ve been told.

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  49. on July 26, 2012 at 11:32 am That Guy

    Totally OT, but did anyone catch this Uber SWPL//Uber Marxist/Uber Stoooooopid article:

    “Raise the Crime Rate” – release violent criminals so that they can rape and kill, because prisons are harsh places, and that’s not fair

    http://nplusonemag.com/raise-the-crime-rate

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  50. on July 26, 2012 at 11:41 am That Guy

    Oh and here’s Rammstein’s new song set in sunny California, to a punchy “Beach Boys” theme.

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  51. on July 26, 2012 at 11:54 am itsme

    summed up in three words:

    LOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  52. on July 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm Wrecked 'Em

    This attention whore is a whore in other ways? And she’s getting even MORE attention for being a whore? I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!

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  53. on July 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm That Guy

    OT – RELIGION

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

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  54. on July 26, 2012 at 12:57 pm Newly Aloof

    I clicked on that link and checked out some of the slideshows that I found on the celeb sites. Every picture has that dude standing behind Kristin. If they’re sitting next to each other, her body is in front. Check it out for yourself. Total beta.

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  55. on July 26, 2012 at 1:03 pm Anonymous

    Over at the No Maam blog they are pushing some other guy’s definition of Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Zeta.

    He’s into social conservatism and says an Alpha is a football star who gets the best cheerleader and then stays faithful to her for life and becomes the top business leader in his community. A Beta is your average guy who doesn’t get the top cheerleader and is, thus, beta. A Gamma is what Heartiste calls Alpha and is a loser that every other man hates because he gets all the girls and they resent him for that. This guy thinks such a guy doesn’t have career success or status, but is just the drug dealer or biker type that does well with women. A Zeta is what Heartiste calls a Beta.

    What fantasy.

    These definitions reflect some kind of personal vendetta or life story from the author.

    The def of Alpha fails to consider, as most social conservatives always fail to consider, that the best looking woman in any town will be displaced from that status within months or one or two years at the most.

    That’s not enough time for the football quarterback to even finish his tenure on the high school team, much less supposedly retain his top status by excelling in college and becoming a business leader.

    In most cases, the local sports star fades into obscurity career-wise if he doesn’t make the NFL or other pro team.

    And I don’t see defining Alpha just as being the local high school sports star even if he temporarily does get the objectively best looking girl at the school.

    Also, the Heartiste Alphas are generally not hated by other men for getting a disproportionate share of women.

    This is a fantasy some manosphere betas have that may reflect their own feelings of resentment, but most men don’t have this kind of socialist resentment. Women like to see things divided equally. Social conservative men tend to have the female brainwaves in this respect.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm Anonymous

      There’s also a discussion going on over at http://Dalrock.wordpress.com about that aristocratic cougar’s latest column at the Telegraph that complains that men only want to go dutch with women over 35 now and how all such women need to go on a dating strike because of this.

      She doesn’t like the idea that men consider a hot woman under 25 worth paying for the dinner and everything but women older than that are not apparently worth it so men expect them to pay their own way.

      She’s right, but complaining about it and a dollar will get her a cup of coffee.

      –

      Anyway, I noticed in that thread that commenting here can be worthwhile not only because sometimes I (or anyone here) can get a major concept to go mainstream in the manosphere and maybe go mainstream altogether, but even minor things can catch on.

      For example, I wrote maybe two weeks ago here “I don’t want sloppy 22nds in a woman”. In the Dalrock comment section someone wrote “I don’t want sloppy 22nds” as well.

      I can imagine Bill Maher or someone saying that exact phrase on TV in the next year or two.

      So each one of us can make a difference. Something anyone writes here might go viral.

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  56. on July 26, 2012 at 1:06 pm Anonymous

    The Attitude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzyxybYEGM

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  57. on July 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm Anonymous

    Occam’s razor calls for the simplest explanation: she’s self-destructive and a little psycho (he was married).

    Reality check: how many western women do you know AREN’T self-destructive and a little psycho? crickets chirp.

    let’s roll down the “eccentricities” ubiquitous among modern women

    1) pointless cheating (even on alphas). She blew up a relationship with the one of the most desirable men on planet earth.
    2) grotesque obesity
    3) delaying marriage past the wall (see 1)
    4) “cutting”, binge dringing, anorexia, etc.. usual mindless self-destrutive shit.
    5) Hyper-promiscuity. Modern western women are really slutty (see 1)
    6) single-motherhood
    7) indulging in the “bitch stare” at any prettier girl.
    8) they like getting tied up and indulge in rape fantasies.
    9) attraction to feckless cads (see 1)

    Seems like a pretty loathesome lot to me! You can overanalyze all you want and attempt to wack off to you cognitive narcissism genius and shoe-horning into your pet theories. The true analysis is rather simple: modern western women are hopelessly self-destructive.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm Anonymous

      I’ve spent most of my life not living in the west and I can tell you that it is normal, even in traditional societies, for women to be hypergamous at least until they are 21. Of course they will say they are virgins if they are talking with a man who identifies himself as an American social conservative. Remember also that mail order brides on the interwebs are now mostly fakes (professionals impersonating twenty different women and earning $1 per letter they write to fools who have dreams). Most foreign women fuck the local men.

      It isn’t psycho for a woman at her fertility peak (16-19) to date a married man as one would learn in Preselection 101. I’m constantly surprised by women flirting and then asking on the second date what my wife must be like back in the US and then being shocked that I’m not married.

      Not saying that I’m replying to a beta here, but it has to be repeated that betas in the manosphere shouldn’t be proud to be betas instead of aspiring to become alpha. Although I may have misunderstood the context above, normally calling alphas “feckless cads” or other names is akin to calling people who study the right courses and get jobs names. As Heartiste tweeted yesterday, the first step in getting a great girlfriend is not to feel that you have to find a steady girlfriend.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 6:08 pm Greg Eliot

      The mark of Satan… knowing you can’t ever truly be like God, but trying anyway… and taking down as many of His “good” creations as possible… partly out of a misguided sense that, if perhaps you can make an argument that “everybody fucks up”, it might save your ass… but mostly out of a malevolence born in egocentricity… the deadliest form of it.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 7:41 pm wingwoman

      Most of the chicks I know like/do/or have done none of those. You should try to socailize with different groups of people.
      Modern men are sometimes homicidal pyshcos but I don’t run around pretending all of them are. It’s about figuring out who people are or aren’t. If a chick is any of those it’s pretty easy to figure out,no?

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 9:34 pm Tartarus

      Modern humans are hopelessly self-destructive. Feminists would not have become this powerful if countless men hadn’t surrendered their power to them in exchange for the possibility of pussy. Too much prosperity destroys civilizations.

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  58. on July 26, 2012 at 2:16 pm iveseenthingsyoupeoplewouldntbelieve

    There are the following considerations:
    1) All young males in Hollywood are temple dogs who are handed fame in return for being sodomised, and are hence for all purposes gay.
    2) Every marriage in Hollywood is a front.
    3) Kristen Stewart is most likely a natural-born boy who had a sex change at an early age. Many supermodels were originally men. A kind of Levitical practical joke, perhaps.
    4) The affair itself is a fabrication. Much like the recent Aurora shootings. That doesn’t mean “she” doesn’t get serviced regularly by the directors and other string-pullers, however.
    5) The problem with your definition of alpha-ness is that it includes gays, temple-dogs, patsies, and other illusions. No doubt fame is an awesome aphrodisiac, but one of these days you’ll have to wake up and admit
    that man-ness (a better term than alpha) is inside, hidden, and etheric, and hence undefinable.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 3:47 pm Obstinance Works

      “Many supermodels were originally men. A kind of Levitical practical joke, perhaps.”

      Expand on that theory.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm iveseenthingsyoupeoplewouldntbelieve

        The height, big hands and feet, absence of convincing personal history and lack of real tits is a bit of a giveaway. Most of them started out as tranny escorts to various powerful queers.
        All corporations (and perhaps international treasuries) are run at the top by a priesthood who love ritual and trickery, and love little boys and handsome young men. To be fair though, they do have a sense of humour.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:58 pm That Guy

        WTF?

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm Anon

        I thought I knew everything about conspirationist nutjobs.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 10:44 pm berg

        I’m not going to lie….the moment I read the supermodel thing I went ‘I GET IT” that just sooo explained something in my real life!!! Holy cow!!!

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      • on July 30, 2012 at 8:46 pm Afonso Henriques

        lmao

        that’s the trueth. I see it now.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm V

      mr. iveseenthings… knows what he’s talking about. ive seen these things, too. the remarks made by the surviving corey about hollywood confirm point #1 just for one example.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 6:03 pm Greg Eliot

      Finally, someone who knows the score! So, then, who killed Jon-Benet? That’s been gnawing at me for over a decade now.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 8:10 pm TSE

      “Title: Sex Reassignment at Birth: A Long Term Review and Clinical Implications

      This report is a long term follow-up to a “classic” case in the pediatric, psychiatry, and sexology literature. In this case an XY individual had his penis accidentally ablated and was subsequently raised as a female. The initial reports were that this individual was developing into a normally functioning female. The present findings show the individual did not accept this sex of rearing. At puberty this individual switched to living as a male and has successfully lived as such from that time to the present. The significant factors in this switch are presented. In instances of extensive penile damage to infants it is standard to recommend rearing the male as a female. Subsequent cases should, however, be managed in light of this new evidence.”

      http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/1961to1999/1997-sex-reassignment.html

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  59. on July 26, 2012 at 3:31 pm anonymo

    Your tweet “The male chromosome is the fastest changing part of the human genome.” comports well with the notion that males are evolution’s laboratory, and females, using “intuition” to gauge environmental fitness, decide which experiments are successful.

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  60. on July 26, 2012 at 3:41 pm Carlos

    So let me get this straight: He fucked the bitch for like two years, possibly multiple hundreds of time, and now that she’s finally losing interest he’s somehow a beta?

    This rationalization smells suspiciously like (as Rollo would coin it) the “fem-centric” point of view that all players will ultimately die alone, thus their years of cavorting amongst the PYTs was all for naught. Who gives a shit if he eventually loses her; that cow has been corralled, milked and tipped. He’s been balls-deep in that snatch so many times that his future lays will be unable to get the stank of Kristen Stewart out of their twats.

    So this director gets to sample her wares after Pattinson wore her young tits like a cock muffler? More power to him, but as far as I’m concerned the old guy is pecking at scraps. Victory: Pattinson.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm passingby

      (finger raised, ready to make a counterpoint…..)

      You know, I got nuthin’. He is right.

      (sitting down)

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm chi-town

        Yeah Ok so he is still rich but he just lost a big hand in poke her.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:40 pm chi-town

      Ah yeah, that would work if Pattinson did not have a pat hand full of wild card, draw four pussy. She has him as an exclusive while she is mixing semen like a slutty alchemist in her baby making beaker. Sure, if you are the local garbage man adding your stinky spice to her semen blend say cheers, but no way is Pattinson a winner here. He seems to me more like a jackass much like some nouveau riche lottery winner at the God Father’s wedding party. Sure he has resources, but no way in hell can you respect his ability to use them like the other guests.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm Glengarry

        “Slutty alchemist”. Heh heh heh, rosy crucifixion and all that?

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:58 pm Greg Eliot

      I like much of the phrase turning in this post and its counter-pointers… well-done, gents.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm Anon

      Sure, for someone who doesn’t give a shit about relationships. I feel you.

      But for a bluepill guy in love, it will probably be devastating.

      Your perspective is even more interesting when the woman is past the wall and has been hammered by the same guy for a couple of decades. If she ever cheats, the biggest chump is the interloper.

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  61. on July 26, 2012 at 4:23 pm The Problem With Sluts - The Spearhead

    […] is right, as usual, where these matters are concerned: You can be the best looking man in the world, but if you’re a beta in your core (and there is […]

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  62. on July 26, 2012 at 4:31 pm whiskeysplace

    If the thing were a stunt, it was stupid. The Twihards (Stewart’s fan base) all … HATE HATE HATE her even more, with a passion of a million fiery suns, than ordinary women do Beta Males. It hurts Pattinson, he’s beta because he got cheated on (no longer Edward Cullen), but Stewart even more. She can only play defeated villains now, the female fan base just hates her. She destroyed their fantasy. They’re probably torturing voodoo dolls of her now.

    And yeah, hypergamy. Frame and attitude count more than power. This director is a nothing, Pattinson makes a lot more money per picture and his participation gets movies greenlighted unlike his competition. But women particularly the hottest women at their peak will trade a married man with attitude over anyone else.

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  63. on July 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm Anonymous

    The ironic thing about the beginning of the “Shut the fuck up and open” video from Tyler in Hawaii is that there is a set of hot women in bikinis right next to him for the first 2 minutes and he doesn’t he see them get up and leave while he repeats the same advice over and over to the camera. At least one of them was hot.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 5:24 pm Anonymous

      Watch the video at 10:09 when an HB9 and her friend, an HB8, march toward the camera from behind Tyler and then curve into the ocean to swim, while he’s oblivious to their existence, because he’s too busy teaching the viewer to “shut the fuck up and just do it” (open women):

      I’m not saying the video was an epic fail for all this, in fact I’m grateful that he produced this video and gave such great advice, however the irony was incredible.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 6:29 pm Uradyke

        I dont deny that Tyler D is a kick ass instructor, and that he is successful w babes. I respect him. But god i feel like im gonna have a stroke listening to him sometimes. Hes so neurotic. Then again, Mystery is neurotic as fuck too if you pay attention.

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      • on July 26, 2012 at 7:56 pm YaReally

        lol you understand he goes out like 7 days a week and is constantly hitting on girls, right? He’s shutting the fuck up and TEACHING in that video.

        Priorities, dude. Girls aren’t always top of the list. He’s literally talking about how he forces himself to “do the work” for his business, as he “does the work” for his business lol. If you want to just watch him hit on girls you can hit up the Hotseat program or watch a bunch of his free videos on YouTube where he’s hitting on girls.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 8:25 am Anonymous

        All understood. But it’s still ironic to watch. And I simply couldn’t continue working with such targets within range. I would not be able to work on a first floor office with glass walls and panoramic view of a street or, worse, beach.

        Before starting his video, he would have noticed who was right behind him so I’ll assume they were just not his particular type. When he ended his video, he still had plenty of time to approach the girls who went into the water.

        After seeing who DD married, I’m making no assumptions that these guys share my taste. I will watch some of this guys videos this weekend. But whether his taste is close to mine is ultimately irrelevant because his pep talk advice is golden, just as DD’s advice didn’t lose all that much credibility just because he married what I would call a 3.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 8:40 am Anonymous

        Case in point, I once had a business meeting at an outdoor restaurant on a popular American beach, with a 45 year old woman who was attracted to me. We were there 2 hours.

        Some solid 10s walked by. Hundreds of 9s and a thousand 8s did too.

        I was working just like this guy in the video was.

        I count this as one of the worst tortures I have ever gone through.

        And not because the woman I was with was unpleasant in any way. I loved her company. I thought the world of her. We needed to do business.

        I just needed to have been indoors somewhere with her where I would mercifully not have to see the opportunities walking by.

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  64. on July 26, 2012 at 5:17 pm That Guy

    @CH

    That tweet on a 14 yo wearing a Burka to buy beer is golden!

    But another one of my favorites is the “Man Show Boy” with a fake ID.

    This time it’s a 12 yo kid with LOTS of ATTITUDE and GAME – who buys porn mags and beer.

    For anyone who can’t understand the effectiveness of the right attitude and gaming people (not just chicks), this will be a complete eye-opener:

    http://media.mtvnservices.com/fb/mgid:arc:video:spike.com:3d1d14a4-645a-4bca-9833-f5912314c9ba.swf

    Enjoy!

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  65. on July 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm V

    “What Kristen Stewart’s Cheating Tells Us About Good-Looking Beta Males”

    Wait wait wait…. who says pattinson is even good looking?

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 9:57 pm Tartarus

      The countless girls and women drooling over him.

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  66. on July 26, 2012 at 5:32 pm Holden Caulfield

    how about “alpha aisle” and “beta aisle”? Which one would women bitch about more?

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-aisle-163405559.html

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  67. on July 26, 2012 at 5:38 pm Anonymous

    That director guy seems like a beta to me.
    Can anyone prove that he’s an alpha with attitude? Maybe he just played the “baby you’re so beautiful” game and given that she’s a self-destructive psycho with no male supervision, she spread her legs to a stranger like she’s probably used to.

    The funny thing is her apology though. Man I love when sluts are cornered and their whorehamster goes on damage control mode.

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  68. on July 26, 2012 at 5:47 pm Anonymous

    Oh I wouldn’t worry about rob:

    With groupies like this, who doesn’t want to be famous.

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  69. on July 26, 2012 at 6:17 pm chi-town

    “He worships her,” the source said. “He doesn’t think there is another woman on the planet who is as beautiful and kind as her. He wants to be with her 24/7, he wants to marry her…as far as he is concerned, Kristen is his perfect match…Kristen is perfect to him. That’s why he’s always known that someday she would be his wife.”

    Losing, puppy blood….

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  70. on July 26, 2012 at 6:38 pm Uradyke

    The hypergamy relatavism is a great point.

    Sure he was socially alpha, but when she has access to his peer group of OTHER alphas…is just a stones throw before shes able to upgrade.

    Seriously, if youve lived a day in your life you’ll see that women have almost no impulse control when a higher man is in their presence. They’ll AT LEAST flirt with a guy they think is better then their BF. Even if the bf is right there. They have no control or logical filter to be discreet.

    Most men try to be discreet when checking out her friends tits.

    Which is why you should control the exposure your gf has to your social circle…but a better solution is just to be the alpha of every circle you travel in. If youre not…dont bring your god damn GF around to witness your lower status.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 10:24 pm Anon

      The muz have understood that a long time ago.
      It takes brainwashed idiots like modern whiteys to try to convince them that what they’re doing is wrong.

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  71. on July 26, 2012 at 7:08 pm lushfun.com

    Wondering how long she lasts on the actors circuit …

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  72. on July 26, 2012 at 9:39 pm dev

    If Kristen left Robert because of some betaness he has, the cure for him is simple.

    Go heavily armed to a movie theater and start killing people, or do some other mass killing (as long as it’s not related to the Twilight Series, mkay?). She *might* love him forever then, and many other women will have instant orgasms with the thought.

    Then right a book from prison for young women (the mommy porn subject has been taken already) so they can get their vaginas lubricated.

    Alpha maleness can’t prevent a girlfriend willing to cheat? Not that it is meant to, but don’t beta males suffer most? If this is a trend (or has been but I haven’t noticed), the line between male alphas and betas becomes thinner.

    Those with girlfriends, alphas or not, beware.

    How ironic.

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    • on July 26, 2012 at 11:12 pm tallahassee titgrabber

      A

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  73. on July 26, 2012 at 10:27 pm 3rd Millenium Men

    I’ve been waiting for your take on this. Spot on, as always, Heartiste.

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  74. on July 26, 2012 at 10:32 pm ivanhoseph77

    Is there a person on the planet, male or female, with more sexual marketplace value than a hollywood actress in her prime? I doubt it. It’s the ultimate prestige prize. Beautiful, vapid, with sexual mores of a lusty bonobo.

    With Womans’ capricious and fickle hypergamous ways is it any wonder Hollywood marriages/relationships are pretty much all doomed to be trainwrecks?? I mean for Christ’s sake Rachel McAdams had Ryan Gosling and she still moved on. Him and Colin Farrell are maybe the only two men on the planet that could possibly turn me gay and it’s STILL wasn’t enough for her.

    There’s a reason half the A-list hollywood snatch was pounded into tenderized loin by either Derrick Jeter or Justin Timberlake for a decade when they were pretty much Alpha 1 and 2.

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  75. on July 26, 2012 at 11:41 pm Rum

    Nancy Laura Spungen was, in her own way, an artist. Of music. Or of madness …
    Anyway, I cannot hate her. No matter how much that might be deserved. I mean, a guy cannot hate his own mother.

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 12:10 am Anonymous

      wtf are you talking about?

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  76. on July 26, 2012 at 11:47 pm Robert

    You may have underestimated Pattinson’s alphaness. According to today’s reports he’s moved out of the house they share and the only reason she issued a public apology was to get his attention. This natural experiment has set up a falsifiable hypothesis: if he dumps her and is seen hooking up with other hot women (and it goes without saying this is something he could arrange for himself in minutes) he’ll be back on alpha terrain. But if he grovels or accepts her back after this humiliation then you were right about his beta core.

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  77. on July 27, 2012 at 12:43 am Rum

    anoy
    fuck u im rich/

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  78. on July 27, 2012 at 7:04 am Snoutsmack

    Diversity comes to Africa.

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  79. on July 27, 2012 at 9:46 am Maya

    I will be eating at Chik-fil-A this weekend in support of the “fuck you thoughtcrime police” position. 4 minutes ago

    OK, I’ll join you, can I?

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  80. on July 27, 2012 at 10:11 am Maya

    Experience with women hones your eye for their body types. I can’t look at a chick without harshly judging every square inch of her body. 11 minutes ago

    OMG, I feel so sorry for you. Do you just ‘harshly judge’, you never enjoy what you see? Can’t you just find a very pretty girl and fall in love with her and stop writing your hateful blog? I’m getting crazy.

    [heartiste: you don’t say!]

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 10:26 am Maya

      No, I really mean it!

      [heartiste: that you’re getting crazy? i’m sure you do! but good news; awareness is the first step to healing.]

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 10:34 am Maya

        LOL … So what’s the next step? Just stop being crazy? I will only recover when you stop writing this blog.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 10:57 am Maya

        OK, sorry, I’m joking. But it’s true that I suffer a lot because of your blog.

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  81. on July 27, 2012 at 10:27 am Jab

    My thoughts are the beta disease is possibly spreading due to the fact that the past few generations have dealt with and influx of single mother raised boys. A true leader is not lead by a woman. From what I see , it is becoming worse and worse. Young males feeling and mimicking subordinate roles, fear of trying something new, fear of failing and generally low self esteem.

    It’s sad, and it’s due to women of the last generations trying to break free of the chain of command. Unfortunately for them, they are re creating a weaker male dominant future.

    Hmmm…

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  82. on July 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm Newly Aloof

    This is the look Pattinson should have had printed out for him before he committed: http://images.wjla.com/entertainment/kristen_and_rupert_606.jpg

    Nothing screams hypergamy better than this picture.

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  83. on July 27, 2012 at 12:20 pm Carlotta

    Heartiste, I would love to see a breakdown by you of the whole Kim Kardashiian/Kris Humphries/Kanye West triangle and then the upcoming Kris Jenner/Bruce Jenner/non-famous old boyfriend triangle that is now coming.

    Someone pointed out some “game” theory with that show and I began watching it. As Kris started getting more involved in business it was fascinating to see that ….the hamster was indeed spinning. She does not allow him to sleep with her, he is not allowed to eat in certain rooms and she appears to be about to drop his butt.

    I would love to hear your, sure to be hysterical, take on it.

    I think it is a very good case study.

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    • on July 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm YaReally

      Ya I agree. I’d also like I see an article about unicorns and Days of our Lives. Do you think being the reincarnated ghost of your ex-husband’s brother is a DHV?

      Go away girls, men are talking here, and no one in this comment section keeps up with the Kardashians.

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      • on July 27, 2012 at 4:41 pm evilalpha

        That’s not true. I have a Kardashian video.

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    • on July 29, 2012 at 8:47 pm Winner

      I would read that.

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  84. on July 27, 2012 at 12:25 pm Neecy

    All I know is her acting leaves A LOT to be desired! She always has a stupid blank look on her face. UGH! And she has a very boyish demeanor about her. Yeah things do come easy for her (per her admission) b/c i don’t understand why she is some top A list actress AT ALL.

    BTW, Rob Pattison will be juuuuust fine! Hopefully he will find a more feminine looking girl….

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  85. on July 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm Neecy

    Ole Robby boy will be juuust fine. I’m positive he can do waaaaay better than Kristin and can find a more feminine looking chick than kristen who looks boyish to moi. Plus, she always has this stupid blank look on her face, not to mention her acting leaves a lot to be desired.

    Yeah, no loss for him at all!

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  86. on July 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm 3rd Millenium Men

    Heartiste, interested in your take on these results. http://au.askmen.com/specials/great_male_survey/dating.html
    So many are purely ridiculous.

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  87. on July 27, 2012 at 12:35 pm hiphopanonamous

    For a man, how you feel on the inside is the level of hotness you get from girls on the outside. It’s a mirror.

    This bitch is ugly. Before now I wouldn’t have been able to point Kristen out of a line up (because I haven’t seen Twilight) and now I see why….she’s barely average on a good day.

    I have three friends currently who, while they aren’t Robert Pattinson (SO HOMO!!), are still 3 tall good looking dudes with great jobs in finance, former athletes yada yada….the “paper alphas” we call them here. ALL 3 have fiances or serious others with the looks of Kristen or worse and all I can think of is “what the fuck is wrong with you??” And these girls all act entltled and hotter than they are.

    It’s human nature I guess to get away with what you can.

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  88. on July 27, 2012 at 12:49 pm chi-town

    Making this even less complicated, exactly how hot is Kirsten Stewart compared to David Bowie?

    Also very instructive for the girls. The androgynous is possible for very young girls whose oozing hormones betray their sex readily, and plays into such fantasies like keeping a girl in a boys dormitory or an army barracks undetected. However as you age, girls, you best not damn up the trickle of your feminine charms. The androgynous look on a 40 something woman is absolutely atrocious. Apology accepted, Rupert.

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  89. on July 27, 2012 at 1:10 pm Fuckaire

    Women are now going to twitter and saying how sexy James Holmes really is.

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/07/women-are-now-going-to-twitter-and-saying-how-sexy-james-holmes-really-is/

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  90. on July 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm Anon

    MSM psychologist thinks that the cheating is due to her young age and the fact that she has only known one partner for 4 years:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2179857/Kristen-Stewarts-cheating-Robert-Pattinson-looking-easy-way-claims-relationship-expert.html

    I googled her name gilda carle, and it all made sense. She must have very fond memories of the carousel.

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  91. on July 27, 2012 at 5:26 pm Glengarry

    All things considered, this is the perfect epilogue to Twilight.

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  92. on July 27, 2012 at 7:12 pm JohnA2222@yahoo.com

    Let’s not complicate it. They’re all alike, lying whores.

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  93. on July 28, 2012 at 4:40 pm Gramps

    Devoted guy. Cheatin’ woman. What else is new?

    I agree with him (beta here.) If you are in a relationship, cheating is just the best way to end it. Even if they don’t break up, the relationship is finished. If they establish another type of relationship, it won’t be the same. It will be cold and calculating. Tentative. For example, what man would take a bullet for a cheating woman? Hell, you would use her for a human shield instead.

    She has sent him a strong message. She is bored with him and with herself. A really bad combination. But, lucky for him, even if he is beta, he’s young, not married, no children, and has a lot of options. He can just move on, older and wiser. And, will likely never make the mistake again of loving a woman. That is a good step to becoming alpha.

    BTW, she must be a jerk if she is bored in the 21th century.

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  94. on July 29, 2012 at 3:07 pm Carolina Courtland

    Good points about Rob being a beta, and Kristin going for an alpha, which that director seems to be just from the photos. He exudes confidence, which Rob doesn’t.

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  95. on July 29, 2012 at 4:12 pm Anonymous

    Stewart lie on the bed with her lips slightly open. She was wearing a gift clasped tightly around her throat. A choker of red rubies, bright as arterial blood. Pattinson straddled her torso, gripping his cock in his hands, hovering it directly over her nose.
    “You want this in your mouth don’t you?” Pattinson said.
    “Yes, I want to taste it,” Stewart replied.
    “You want it in your mouth? You want to suck it? You’re a filthy whore and a terrible actress. You bore me; you’re pathetic,” Pattinson said with a slight rasp of tongue.
    Stewart, forced to mimic surprise, started trembling. She turned her head away, out of pride, but her eyes met a mirror. She was forced to gaze at the the power Pattinson’s cock yielded over her. Methodically, teasingly, Pattinson stretched his left arm behind his back and grazed his index finger over Stewart’s wet, silken cunt while he fingered his limp prick with his free hand.
    He shoved his finger under her nose. “You smell like a dirty slut. Smell how filthy you are,” Pattinson demanded. His movements seeming deliberately coarse, vulgar even. “I want everyone to know just how repulsive you are.”
    “I’m yours Robert, I’ll do anything,” Stewart murmured from her palpitating core.
    “You know what I want you to do,” Pattinson said as he closed her legs like a book.

    Hours later, Stewart was in the director’s bedroom. It was easy, she didn’t even have to ask. He twined her hair into rope before he impaled her. Stewart was relieved when it was over and he lay beside her like a felled oak.

    Then she killed herself and Pattinson fucked her dead body. “Finally,” Pattison thought, “the perfect woman.”

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    • on July 29, 2012 at 10:50 pm atropa

      that’s fucked up dude

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      • on July 29, 2012 at 11:35 pm Anon

        Talking to yourself? LMAO

        Gtfo crazy omega. Or if you want to be a troll, be careful about the email address.

        WordPress’ email logo is a bitch, bitch. lol

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  96. on July 31, 2012 at 9:03 am Life Imitates Art; or, “Adventureland” and Kristen Stewart as Homewrecking Slut

    […] gossip as I do to piles of dog shit on the sidewalk (i.e. none), but a couple of articles from Heartiste and W.F. Price on Kristen Stewart cheating on her boyfriend with the director of her latest movie […]

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  97. on August 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm Blessent

    LOL her producer is sheltering her and white knighting Ferrell’s trampire bit:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2183634/Crying-eyes-showering-Kristen-Stewart-hysterical-cheating-scandal-holes-producers-home.html

    Reported tweet: “If you’ve ever used the word Trampire you’re a mindless pathetic piece of shit.”

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  98. on August 20, 2012 at 5:38 am LBK

    High-T women frequently age badly, so I wonder how long Kristen Stewart’s hotness will last. She still has her youthful cuteness which compensates for her man-jaw, but in a few years the cuteness will be gone while the jaw will remain.

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