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The Alpha Male Look

August 29, 2012 by CH

Sometimes it’s better to show a picture of a man executing a perfect alpha male pose, than to describe the mechanical particulars in arid detail.

If you can adopt this posture in your dealings with women, you will alter their perception of you in the direction of presuming your sexy alphaness.

Already I can hear the lamentations of the baters (beta haters). “But Prince Harry is a PRINCE! Of course girls will fall for royalty. Duh!”

You obstinate feebs. You miss the point. Harry’s elegant alpha pose — so sure of himself, so intriguingly aloof to the babe on his arm — is the physical manifestation of his self-conception. Naturally, his self-confidence is, in part, a function of his birth status. But it is not the paper upon which proclaims his birthright that women love. It is the man. And the man is the sum of his movements, his gaze, his posture, his words, his character, his ATTITUDE.

Harry’s station infuses his attitude and body language, but by adopting for yourself his mannerisms you can elicit similar rapid heartbeats in women. You won’t elicit the kind of mass pussy wettage that a prince will, but you will see, in your local milieu — your own private prydaho — a noticeable change in the women around you. Their eyes will blaze a little brighter than usual. Their legs will cross and uncross a little more frequently. Their love will burn a little hotter.

Alpha male body language won’t turn you into a prince, but it will make you sexier at the margins. And in the shark-infested waters of the zero sum sexual market, a marginal advantage can mean the difference between sullen loneliness and exuberant romance.

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  1. on August 29, 2012 at 12:43 pm black

    Nice! Body language is something every guy should keep in mind…

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  2. on August 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm Bob Wallace

    Sorry, guys, but he looks gay.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm Twist of Cain

      Tell me why, braaa

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 9:16 am Bob Wallace

        Imitate him, then. But then, isn’t most of the “Manosphere” about guys imitating so-called Alphas so they pretend to be one, or else pretend to be a Sigma?

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 2:22 pm delicioustacos

        This site’s definition of alpha is the only useful one– an alpha is a guy attractive women want to fuck. You don’t have to be 1966 Clint Eastwood. You can even come off a little gay– if the girls like it, who gives a shit. Now excuse me while I put on my lavender cardigan and sparkly pinky ring and go score some pussy.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm Darius Jackson

        Just make sure it IS pussy! You remeber what happened with the black ho you picked up whose name turned out to be Leroy?

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm delicioustacos

        It’s not gay if you don’t look down.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm chi-town

      Then I have his taste in trannys

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 3:02 pm delicioustacos

      No gay man would be caught dead in that jacket.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 9:19 am Bob Wallace

        How many gay guys would like to have that feminine face?

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 9:59 am Omega_Dork

      No, that would be his brother.

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  3. on August 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm Lucky White Male

    Interesting about Harry that he is obviously not Charles’ natural son – rather the offspring of Diana cheating with the Alpha James Hewitt

    http://knowledgering.com/answers/entertainment/celebrities/any-question-if-prince-harry-is-really-prince-charles-son

    And yes, Harry is a great example of a great white alpha in ascendance. I LOVE these so-called scandals, because you see that this kid’s alpha cred.

    We need to see more public displays of Harry’s kind of reckless Anglo-Saxon European brashness… THIS, tied with High IQ, is what originally conquered the world…

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 7:25 pm LBK

      Well, Lucky, why don’t YOU go out and conquer the world? What’s stopping you, other than your own lack of ability?

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 7:51 pm John Campbell

        Wooh, LBK. A queenly quip that reveals more about you than about Lucky. Flex your brain, dude, instead of your pinky.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 3:51 am Greg Eliot

        Hey, we ordered the Cutty Sark, not the Cunty Snark.

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 7:48 am Tyrone

      Indeed. Today’s Europeans are shadows of their former selves.

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 8:13 am Lara

      Harry looks more like Prince Charles than he does like James Hewitt.

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm Darius Jackson

      Seems the Hewitt clan first came to the attention of the (then)Royal Family during in the Battle of Hastings. (And you knew it was in 1066,right?) Anyway seems they know how to handle themselves in a tight situation. PS;There is a variation of the Irish name Hughes that has become “Hewitt” in some cases. I wonder if Hrry,with his red hair,is an Irishman??

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  4. on August 29, 2012 at 1:11 pm whorefinder

    He looks like he’s thinking of trading up on her. Which is probably the alpha mindset to everything in life, even women: “I could do better. This isn’t good enough for me.”

    This is what’s making her lean in all the more—and the answer as to why women always wonder “What is he thinking?” Because they dread that he’s thinking, “I could do better. She isn’t good enough for me. I’m trading her in.”

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:09 pm John Campbell

      Plus, her breath.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm Darius Jackson

        Like you wouldnt gobble that puzzie for all you’re worth!

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  5. on August 29, 2012 at 1:11 pm July

    >narrow eyes
    >thin lipped
    >zero eyebrow

    alpha?

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm whorefinder

      Analyzing a man’s attractiveness by his physical features is like analyzing a chick’s attractiveness by giving her an IQ test.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm chi-town

        I think more of a pass/fail in health class. No your resume will not be promptly put on the hiring managers desk for such a feat, but its a basic minimum requirement. Short is especially troublesome especially when getting into the 5th percentile or the range. I was amused when in Shrek the anti-hero was supposed to be ostensibly ugly even though he was large, tall , confident and dominant. Meanwhile they reserved for themselves the little Napoleon and the foppish blond asshole as the classical cliche` male ugliness, meaning only the observation of female ugliness is politically frowned upon.
        Shrek, a fine piece of brainwashing and beta bashing with some you go ugly, hideous freak of an ogre bitch.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 2:08 pm whorefinder

        Yeah, chicks claim they won’t date a man below “x height” or who don’t make “x money” or are “too old.” A celebrity can overcome this—Paul Newman was apparently only 5’6″, but I know many women who have height requirements who would’ve fucked him had he been alive. But a man with frame control, who acts confidently, and who catches her when she’s receptive will overcome it.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 3:27 pm chi-town

        Most men are unfortunately short on that kind of compensation. 5’6″ is also not the 5th percentile. I see the real suffering begin at 5’4″ and below. Also realize that many attractive male characteristics result from the same behavioral hormones that bias towards the kind of aggression necessary. Nature in her cruelty rusts the wee little man’s guns and wets his powder both.

        I don’t dispute the man who would be a jackass doing curls in the mirror while some skinny shit with a greasy mop makes off with it. Lets just not get carried away. All things being equal mind you, good looking men with game have the advantage. However from my experience once you get past some minimal requirement, any looks beyond that have rapidly diminishing returns.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 3:16 pm hiphopanonamous

        Oh Christ, another height debate. Suffering? Nahh man…there’s only a slight difference in what you have to deal with if you’re 5’4″ like me as opposed to someone whose 5’10”. I’m basing this on going out with my taller friends regularly here in LA and I’ll classify myself as an intermediate.

        There are some girls no doubt that height is a deal breaker or almost-deal breaker, and that can give you an extra plate to spin, but who cares? Some girls go for certain guys easier than others…facts of life brah.

        I’ve found most girls at 5’10” with heels on, as long as you don’t give away the farm with your attention and direct-style game (early in the night), will usually respond well to you if you step to them properly. It can get harder as the height difference grows larger, but not impossible.

        “all things being equal” bit….rarely in life is that ever the case. I see plenty of bros out and about at nights who “all things being equal” should be getting ass but rely just a little too much on external shit and it costs them. Over and over again.

        You’re making it sound like if you’re below a certain height then you will get zero action ever….the 747 has fallen from the sky and you must accept your fate and die a painful death lol!

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm chi-town

        “You’re making it sound like if you’re below a certain height then you will get zero action ever”

        nope , not saying that at all.

        I am saying everything matters. If you do have physical assets, you use em. Why not pick berries for pemmican if its already on the game trail?

        Your advantage when faced with an obstacle is that you can become acutely aware of it while a guy who scores 7 easily never even thinks to do better. Its not a theory emerged from folk. Its on the books as organ inferiority compensation dynamic by Alfred Adler.

        I am speaking from experience. While I am by no means short, my brother is noticeably taller and darker. Girls would go to him with no effort at all. However I am the one who knows how to get out of the bottom of a well while he doesn’t.

        On the flip side one needs to be accurately aware of their advantages as well and these are sometime harder to find.

        I don’t do much motivational speaking. I am a pragmatist.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 8:12 pm MrChipps

        Newman was 5’9″

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 11:31 pm Anton

        Just so. I knew him. I’m 5’11”. He was slightly shorter. Much thinner in person than he appeared in movies. Definite alpha.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 11:32 pm whorefinder

        Yeah, in lifts.

        I had an older woman tell me she met him in ski boots at a resort once. She’s 5’4″ and he was almost her eye level.

        Famous actors tend to be either ungodly tall (Liam Neeson, John Cusack) or surprisingly stunted (Tom Cruise, Steve McQueen).

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      • on August 31, 2012 at 3:18 am Hyundai

        Tom Cruise 5’7″, Robert Downey Jr 5’8″, Paul Newman 5’9″, Owen Wilson 5’10”, Brad Pitt 5’11”, Christian Bale 6’0″, Will Smith 6’1″, John Cusack 6’2″, Samuel L Jackson 6’3″, Liam Neeson 6’4″

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 2:39 am Gil

        Sadly height is a make-or-break factor for a man – the amount of annual income a guy has to have to make up for his short stature is in the six figures more than the tall guys.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 3:46 pm hiphopanonamous

        No bites on the troll bait? 😦

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm Anon

        This height issue can get pretty hardcore.

        http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143869931&p=862920891&viewfull=1#post862920891

        But I saw enough short guys bagging hot chicks to believe that it doesn’t matter that much. Although, like looks and money, extra height can smooth things over.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 2:39 pm John

      Narrow eyes, thin lips, and thick eyebrows are high testosterone traits. Large baby eyes, big thick dick sucking lips, and thin eyebrows are high estrogen traits. Not that his facial traits matter when it comes to alpha.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 12:12 am djpettychips

        If thin lips are a sign of low T, then why do blacks have thicker lips then whites, even though they have a higher average test lvl?

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 3:49 am bookofanon

        T-level results are all over the place when they are sorted by race. Usually in most cases blacks and whites will compete for the top spots and gain top spot randomly when you go through all the many different studies on T-level. One interesting thing though is that generally speaking T-levels in actual africans is lower than european derived population in most studies I have seen involving actual africans not AA. Just search for T-level research on pubmed or plos or any of the other scientific publishing sources..

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 1:31 pm djpettychips

        Hmmm. I’d have to see those studies. Every study I’ve seen shows blacks with a slightly higher T-level.

        One other thing. Facial, and body characteristics(such as thin lips, narrow eyes) can be related to geographical origins.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 2:54 pm John

        I agree with you, some people are going to develop certain traits regardless of hormone levels, simply from what race they are. That could explain why blacks have bigger lips even though their testosterone is high. The unfortunate thing is, even though their big lips are not from the effects of hormones, the big lips are still considered a low testosterone trait in other peoples subconscious. On the other side, if a white man has narrow eyes simply because it runs in his family regardless of whether they have high T or not, people are still going to read that has a high T trait.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm Darius Jackson

        Keep in mind that blacks are NOT just a different race,but an actual different sub-species of man! The rules tend to be different for them.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 5:51 pm Rockhard

        say it like it is homeboy!

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      • on September 2, 2012 at 10:31 pm JayCT

        das raycis

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  6. on August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm King A (Matthew King)

    Someone follow up with pictures of Harry’s royal hairy. His cock is all over the net since last week, haven’t you heard? Let’s see the meat and two veg and make a thorough evaluation of his alpha bits.

    I can’t bring myself to research the subject, but surely one of you metrosexuals will dive right in there.

    Matt

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  7. on August 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm whorefinder

    p.s the best part is that Harry is a skinny, scrawny ginger kid. Most girls don’t like red hair—not an absolute deal breaker, but definitely a negative—and Harry looks like the spazzy kid in high school. But he carries off “wild-boy world ruler” persona so well I’ll bet most chicks don’t notice his looks, just like Vicky Beckham never noticed her husband sounds like a girl.

    bottom line: looks matter a whole lot less to girls than you think.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 3:12 pm Stingray

      Harry was once the ugly brother. No longer. He has become far better looking than William and much of it has to do with his demeanor.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 2:27 am kidbourbon

        Harry was always the more alpha of the two. He was always much more athletic, and the alpha ooze may have floweth freely and multi-directionally therefrom.

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      • on August 31, 2012 at 9:45 am Joe Eoj

        True. Though much of it also has to do with the fact that Will is balding and also that he generally had Diana’s pretty-boy features which look good in the teens (http://iamyardrock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prince-william-07.jpg) but less so as you hit 30 (http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/4Ns4GNAjQVK/Will+Kate+War+Horse+Premiere+2/NRBaYnPskG3/Prince+William)

        Still, there’s no doubt that Prince Harry has the correct alpha attitude and Prince William is… well, he’s not exactly a beta male, but you can see how he feels his actions are constrained by the need to be the king one day. They’re both chopper pilots, but Will pilots a rescue chopper because killing people would be unseemly, whereas Harry pilots an Apache because, hey, that sounds fun.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 3:31 pm Anon

      “Naturally, his self-confidence is, in part, a function of his birth status. But it is not the paper upon which proclaims his birthright that women love. It is the man.”

      His self-confidence comes from (1) fucking hundreds of chicks as hot, or hotter, than the current chick next to him, and (2) knowing that millions of other hot chicks will drop trou for him at the drop of a hat.

      You can’t beat that for confidence.

      Other than that, he’s just another dude.

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      • on August 31, 2012 at 9:48 am Joe Eoj

        For most men, the rate-limiting step for banging girls is finding girls willing to bang him.

        But for Prince Harry, the rate-limiting step for banging girls is finding girls who aren’t going to sell the story to The Daily Mail the following morning. This means he probably has to proceed with a lot of caution.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 6:51 pm Uncle Elmer

      Red on the head means fire in the bed.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:14 pm MrChipps

      Washington and Jefferson were both redheads. Nero and Caligula also had pale blondish red hair.

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    • on August 31, 2012 at 7:29 am Emmer

      Skinny, scrawny? I am pretty sure he was in the MIlitary. He might not be markedly buff, but he is far far from scrawny. Most girls don’t like red hair? That seems pulled out of your ass. Most girls i know consider him fairly good looking.

      He is definitely not the best example of “looks don’t matter”.

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      • on September 4, 2012 at 12:10 am whorefinder

        lol. You are a moron.

        Skinny, scrawny? I am pretty sure he was in the MIlitary. He might not be markedly buff, but he is far far from scrawny.

        He’s a skinny, scrawny guy who served in the military—-tons do in every country. Not every vet is the super-muscular Arnold-like man of your very gay dreams, boy.

        Most girls don’t like red hair? That seems pulled out of your ass.
        —-lol. Truth hurts, doesn’t it, ginger boy?

        Most girls i know consider him fairly good looking.
        —And those same girls would never notice David Beckham’s girly voices. I wonder why. Hmmm……

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    • on August 31, 2012 at 11:58 pm cynthia

      My brother’s a ginger, and he couldn’t keep the girls off him in college and after. He’s since gotten married. My sister-in-law told me she likes sleeping with him cause he’s like a furnace (evidently, all gingers run hot) and she’s always cold (like most women are). Random hidden benefits and all, I guess.

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      • on September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am whorefinder

        Not all gingers. I have a thing for ginger girls, but they do not give off appreciable heat. I will say their poon juice is much sweeter than other girls, so its one of the few times I fiend to go diving down.

        And your brother’s success with chicks in no way negates anything I said. Women value looks much less than men, and game/social standing will help men overcome any physical deformities much quicker than vice-versa. A cocky, ugly redheaded guy will score tons more than a really good looking guy who’s totally beta.

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    • on September 2, 2012 at 11:18 am Eponymous

      You’re talking out of your ass. Actually prince Harry begged to be sent out in regular active military combat in Afghanistan, which would be the first time in ages a crown prince would actually be fighting in a conflict and not just barking out orders in Europe and most other places too. But they wouldn’t let him, because all the Afghans would all be looking to for him. According to roman sources, read heads were selected from the population for war duty as they were seen as having a fiery temperament. Prince Harry is just that kind of guy. Chicks like those kinds of guys, especially if they’re also royalty and extremely wealthy. And he’s far from scrawny, get your eyes fixed.

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      • on September 4, 2012 at 12:14 am whorefinder

        Actually prince Harry begged to be sent out in regular active military combat in Afghanistan, which would be the first time in ages a crown prince would actually be fighting in a conflict and not just barking out orders in Europe and most other places too.
        —According to whom? Some publicist? Some guy who “leaked” the story to a newspaper? Yeah, sounds like a plant story.

        Note: I’m not saying he wouldn’t have served well or honorably or didn’t want to go. I’m just saying wherever you got this from, its like when somebody “leaks” a sex tape. Always a different motive.

        According to roman sources, read heads were selected from the population for war duty as they were seen as having a fiery temperament.
        —And? That sentence negates nothing I said. Let me guess—-you’re a women, eh?

        Chicks like those kinds of guys, especially if they’re also royalty and extremely wealthy.
        —-lol. Wow. Such a moron you are.

        Chicks dig guys who are wealthy and royal; good looks are only icing on the cake. You’d have to be seriously beta or deformed to not get fame whores.

        And he’s far from scrawny, get your eyes fixed.
        —lol. Such denial from the ginger squad. Sounds like when the niggers try to argue about how “great” Obama is. Hilarity.

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  8. on August 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm AlphaBeta

    I always considered George Clooney’s amused mastery look to be alpha: http://www.clareified.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/George-Clooney.jpg

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 9:16 am evilalpha

      Or did he just bust ass?

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  9. on August 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm ArtyB

    “Alpha male body language won’t turn you into a prince,” but turning yourself into a prince will almost certainly lend your body language some alphaness. The change is within.

    [heartiste: actually, change without can cause a change within. this has been proven in multiple studies. one example: a man’s testosterone will rise with his rising status. that is an external change causing an internal change. it has also been shown that assuming alpha male body postures will cause a feeling of higher self-esteem and confidence.

    game is all about exploiting these feedback loops.]

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm Newly Aloof

      Think about it. A man has a thought about a smokin’ hot 10. He gets a boner. His thoughts caused a physical transformation. Not too big of a jump them to think a man’s testosterone will rise with his (acknowledgment of) status.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 2:39 pm ArtyB

      Fair point, but each side of the virtuous cycle can be influenced

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm atahualpa

      just look at his ‘dad’ – even a prince can be beta

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 5:55 pm Thasswhatimtalkinbout

        Exactly. His dad may be the next king of England, but look up “loser” in a British dictionary and there will be a picture of old Charlie.

        Prince Charles proves that alpha status has nothing to do with social status. The guy couldn’t get laid if he pulled up a whorehouse behind the wheel of a garbage truck filled with $100 bills.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 1:12 pm pango

        yeah, ya gotta love Prince Charles—the royal who cheated on his hot, young wife with a middle-aged horse-faced bag.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:22 pm MrChipps

      I’ve been telling them that. The external including body language is very important because people, esp. females, are very visual.
      Nature works in very inexplicable ways so it wouldn’t surprise me if T levels increased but that could be the result of just feeling better about yourself and the increase or better functioning of certain brain chemicals or pathways which in turn either increase T or L-dopamine. Everything sort of works in concert and while it may not be possible to actually pinpoint the improvement you can observe the results in the individual.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 7:47 am Neckromancer

        Uh, no, according to all the science, females are not “esp… visual.”

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 7:53 am Tyrone

        I’ve always heard they are more focused on hearing and sounds.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 7:56 am Anonymous

        It’s true…for the hell of it I’ve been testing alpha body language just walking around the lake, at the gym, basically anywhere I go. You notice a difference at how women (and here’s the shocker to me…men) look at you. 9 times out of 10 it’s positive.

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  10. on August 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm JJ Roberts

    Its not possible for the sexual marketplace to be zero sum unless 100% of the planet is both monogamous and 100% faithful

    [heartiste: it’s zero sum in the sense that you will make sacrifices of some kind or another, depending on the mating dynamic in play. for instance, if 100% of the planet is polyamorous and 100% unfaithful, your sexual fulfillment will come (if it comes) at the price of fidelity and love (it’s very difficult for most women to love more than one man at a time). her sexual fulfillment will come at the price of male resources and love.]

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  11. on August 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm King A (Matthew King)

    Snapshots are random events, not windows into essence. What makes this photo plausible evidence of alpha is the cute chick’s profile, pug nose, and smile directed exclusively at him.

    But then she turns back to the football match, and the brooding prince cracks a doofy grin, and suddenly we have evidence to the contrary.

    However, Harry is rarely captured striking a weak pose despite being under the lens of constant photographic attention. This preponderance of evidence is a better example of his alphadom than any frozen moment in time could provide. His demeanor was earned more than it was inculcated by virtue of status. It is the product of his military service and deployment more than his aristocratic background.

    For all the comportment-training of royal children, instilled from birth, the greater nobility is acquired by experience rather than random, quasi-incestuous bloodline. The royals are called on to appear dignified, and they generally pull it off. But some dignity cannot be faked, and Harry’s combat officer leadership is genuine.

    As his predecessor and namesake was imagined to have said on the battlefield, “For he to-day that sheds his blood with me / Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, / This day shall gentle [ennoble] his condition: / And gentlemen in England … [s]hall … hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks / That fought with us…”

    Matt

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 4:11 pm Anon

      and whitey’s on the moon.

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    • on August 31, 2012 at 10:06 am Joe Eoj

      Well said. Best-written comment of the thread. The dude has flown a goddamn Apache in a combat zone, and that’ll make a man (or a smouldering mess) out of you a lot faster than having a whole lot of dudes bow when you approach.

      It’s interesting how some of these traits skip a generation. Prince Charles was never the least bit alpha. But the Duke of Edinburgh is alpha as fuck.

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  12. on August 29, 2012 at 2:00 pm Early Cuyler

    Yup, been totally ignoring and waiting on them women to come to me for about 28 years.

    Should be drowning in pussy any day now.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm whorefinder

      You don’t get it. I’m sorry for your autism.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 2:12 pm Early Cuyler

        [heartiste: fyi, comments with links and no accompanying text are usually classed as troll spam.]

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:30 pm MrChipps

      I’m sure you’re not alone here 🙂

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  13. on August 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm Maximillian

    Heartiste, you big dummy, fire that guy who wrote the Hot Girls posts. People actually think you wrote that shit. The writing is bad! Unless you’re purposely dumbing down your writing to throw people off. I understand that, but come on. You’re sullying your legacy.

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  14. on August 29, 2012 at 2:42 pm Anon

    Fuck royalty.
    Fuck democracy decockracy.

    Long live the republic.

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 11:37 am Afonso Henriques

      And whitey’s on the moon

      Now really,
      fuck democracy, the republic and all those masonic controled systems.

      Just give me a fucking nobility to rule us all and impose limits.

      The Founding Fathers would be great. I just want an elite which really is better than me.

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  15. on August 29, 2012 at 2:48 pm Maximillian

    I give that girl’s adorable upturned nose a perfect 10.

    I’ve internalized how important a calm, smooth body language is. You could be an unattractive skinny nerd (not that I am), but if you carry yourself around with a not-a-fuck-was-given-that-day attitude, you’ll do better with women.

    Don’t be fidgety and emotionally unstable. Lift heavy weights, get that nervous angst out of your system.

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  16. on August 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm Killer Instinct

    Anyone else find it beyond hilarious that while Prince William is an established, pro-feminist uber-beta (https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/04/28/prince-william-beta-chump/), his younger brother is a hard-partying, lady-slaying, “I-don’t-give-two-fucks” super alpha? Man oh Man, I would’ve loved to see Henry’s reaction had little old Kate Middleton even mentioned changing the royal vows to not include “obey my husband.” Interestingly, their father Prince Charles is also a well known, and nationally mocked beta, as laughably evident by his complete inability to prevent Princess Diana (a hard 9 in her prime) from slutting it up during the course of their marriage. The betas deserve their fate–after all, who else can provide such quality entertainment for the rest of us?

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm The Dude

      I saw some of the pictures of Kate and Harry during the Olympics…me thinks she might have some royal fires for her husband’s younger brother.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 10:12 am Omega_Dork

        I thought that too.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm Darius Jackson

        Do you think he has already scaled the heights of Pippa,the Royal Sister?

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:41 pm MrChipps

      They didn’t include obey. And btw, Diana was no 9.And the reason that Charles is a beta has more to do with his neurotic pining after Camilla, a used up hag older than he is and then eventually marrying her. You can’t be more beta. I don’t think that his father Philip ever liked him.

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm Decedent

      But I think the love for old and haggared is not new to the kings in England..his uncle married some divorced woman in the US some a century ago or so…

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  17. on August 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm colonelcrimson

    While I agree William’s pose here qualifies for being aloof and mostly relaxed, isn’t face touching a self-soothing mannerism of someone not entirely comfortable in his current state? I’d venture that William would look more alpha here if his right arm was extended behind the seat away from his girlfriend.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm colonelcrimson

      Harry, I mean. My bad. Damn royal family.

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  18. on August 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm namae nanka

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  19. on August 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm fakeemail

    It must be real hard to develop a alpha mindset when girls (and women) have lusted over the prospect of being with you since birth. Harry is someone who hasn’t had to worry about a damn thing a day in his life.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 5:56 pm LordHypnos

      That puts him in beta category. His privileged status means he didn’t have to develop alpha traits himself. In particular he didn’t have to overcome adversity, which is a prerequisite for alpha status. Everything is handed to him on a silver platter. His overt party boy image is a farce. It reeks of try-hard

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 6:37 pm FFY

        I hope you’re joking because that’s absolutely retarded

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm theprofessor

        this is the same dichotomy as the russell brand complex. many discount him because he does not project cliche alpha traits (in fact he does quite the opposite). but the dude has vibe and status, which place him in an alpha context. and at the end of the day, that is all girls give a shit about. doesn’t matter what brand of alpha.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 9:52 pm chi-town

        Its all about niche. In this forum word smiths are alpha. In another context it can shift dramatically. Since the female rodent is designed for 50 person hunter gatherer clans, it does not matter how powerful a man is if he is dominated in close quarters. His woman will soon be going over some resumes and might occasionally smell like man crotch if she didn’t have time to freshen and air out.

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      • on August 29, 2012 at 8:50 pm MrChipps

        I don’t believe you can make a silk purse from a sow’s ear or an Alpha from an omega. He was trained to be what he is so the combination of that, birth, status, wealth, military made him what he is. Yes, he has had things handed to him which is why he is secure and confident since he was a kid. The lower betas and omegas no matter how much wealth of status they may attain always seem to have their underclass beginnings lurking in the background and are never true Alphas no matter how much adversity they overcome. You pretty much end up in life as you started so there’s no hope for you omega ectodweebs 🙂

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm Darius Jackson

        Isnt this the same Harry who served in Afghanistan combat? I think his fellows admire him greatly for demanding to be allowed into the fighting.

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  20. on August 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm beta_plus

    Harry has also made a point of being alpha. He served in what was apparently a rougher part of Afghanistan and currently flies Apaches for the British Military and . There is no way the Generals gave him one of those to fly just because he happens to be a royal. I wonder if his brother only flying search and rescue is strictly because he’s further up in line to the crown or an indication of him being less Alpha.

    Every military pilot that I have ever seen screams Alpha given the enormous stress of getting their jobs and the extremely high status they give. It’s going to be interesting to see that particular flavor of Alpha disappear with the use of drones. There will always be Special Forces, but they don’t come across quite the same given the extreme physical duress of their jobs.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:08 pm Military

      Throwaway account.

      I am a military pilot, flying surveillance aircraft at a fighter base.

      Military pilots have to make enormous sacrifices to get where they are. It takes a special kind of try-hard to pull the 80 hour weeks and put up constant stress of losing your job that comes with being a fighter pilot.

      The fact is that when they’re not posing next to their jets, most military pilots are some of the most try-hard betas you’ll ever meet. The preponderance of failed marriages amongst fighter pilots goes to show also that girls go for them expecting a big beta investment, then leave once it becomes clear that they don’t have the free time to be that guy.

      Jet jocks have situational confidence when they’re wearing their flight suit, but take that off them and they’ve got nothing. Of course, there are a few alphas, but many of them don’t make it through training.

      Meanwhile I’ve met a few SAS guys and while they’ve still got that try-hard edge, but they’re a helluva lot more impressive. They’re asshole alpha.

      As for the princes, they fly helicopters because they’re easier. Army has the lowest entry standards. Hats off to Harry for overcoming that and proving himself worthy of a slot on the Apache.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 8:02 am Tyrone

        I’m told helicopters are harder to fly by pretty much everyone with whom the topic has come up. I’d say the WO requirement is due to numbers and the fact that it is more of a skill than an intellectual exercise. Beyond minimum required intelligence, it is more a question of apptitude, physical condition, and abilities in being a good pilot. Germany used NCOs to be fighter pilots in WWII and no one ever thought it a bad thing. The USAF and RAF have always made pilots officers. The USAF selects high intelligence as a criteria because they can. Army pilots probably shake out similarly in IQ whether degreed or not.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm Jason

        “I’m told helicopters are harder to fly by pretty much everyone with whom the topic has come up.”

        I’m told the same. My Air Force buddy also says that helicopter pilots are adrenaline junkies, cowboys of the air.

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      • on September 6, 2012 at 8:02 pm Ron Donderevo

        The US Army Air Force had 2576 Sergeant Pilots in WW2.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm Tyrone

        Mostly its because fixed wing craft have a glide path and given enough speed will float on air and are easier to control once in the air. Helicopters have pitch and yaw as well as forward speed to contend with 2 dimensional challenges (fixed wing) versus 3 dimensional (helicopter).

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      • on August 31, 2012 at 2:30 am Military

        That is true, but you can teach any monkey to fly. Hands and feet aren’t hard, it’s decision-making that’s hard.

        Handling a complex sortie in a fighter jet or a complex emergency in a glass-cockpit airliner takes a helluva lot more brains than keeping a helicopter in the air. Chopper pilots are like football players – smart enough, but not too smart.

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      • on August 31, 2012 at 10:12 am Joe Eoj

        Helicopters are also just bloody dangerous in a warzone. How often do you read “fighter jet shot down in Afghanistan”? Bloody never. How often do you read “helicopter shot down in Afghanistan”? Disturbingly often.

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      • on September 1, 2012 at 12:10 am cynthia

        So true. Most of the REAL alphas in the military go into spec ops. I’d give helicopter pilots and maybe the A-10/AC-130 guys a pass on that too – basically, those are the men who want to be in combat situations and actively seek them out. Getting those kind of jobs in the military these days takes a lot of work, dedication, and luck. I agree, good for Harry for making it into one of those positions – he might have had some help with the “luck” bit, but there’s no way they’d let him fly missions like that if he wasn’t qualified.

        Doesn’t stop the asshole wannabes in the flying squadrons from playing it up, though. Most guys in the Air Force feel like that flight suit gives them the right to fuck anything and everything they want. Sad part is, most girls fall for it. (I had squadmates back in college who used to wear their cadet flight suits to the bars…) Probably why they all end up with trophey wives that screw their friends while on deployment.

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    • on August 31, 2012 at 4:31 am C

      you should understand that the generals are subordinate to the royals. royals can do what the fuck they please, and get all kinds of military titles if they want them. just saying.

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  21. on August 29, 2012 at 5:51 pm YaReally

    pffft he’s got nothin on Putin:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/7df05c1f10/pictures-of-vladimir-putin-looking-like-a-complete-badass

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 6:32 pm Greg Eliot

      That zorbit pic is priceless… “Every boy, my son!”, says he.

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    • on August 31, 2012 at 7:46 pm Fearless

      Don’t forget his ex-model/ personal photographer Yana Lapikova.
      http://ibnlive.in.com/photogallery/4194.html

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  22. on August 29, 2012 at 5:53 pm YaReally

    Also lol: http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 6:07 am Anon

      The judo picture says it all.

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  23. on August 29, 2012 at 6:50 pm The Dude

    Plus compare Harry’s look to his brother’s. Which would seem to be more cool?

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 7:33 pm Stingray

      I immediately heard in my head William saying “hiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!” like a girl. Bleh.

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  24. on August 29, 2012 at 6:52 pm The Dude

    Heh…this one says it all.

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  25. on August 29, 2012 at 7:35 pm thwack

    isn’t cheating expected in the royal family to counter the effects of inbreeding?

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  26. on August 29, 2012 at 8:32 pm shiva1008

    Well sure, it’s easy to act alpha once you’ve already won her over. The hard part is winning the girl over. Once you’ve had sex, then 90% of the work is done.

    I’m a little unclear on how to utilize aloofness in the initial stages of pickup, when clearly you have to show interest.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 8:37 pm Turbo

      > Well sure, it’s easy to act alpha once you’ve already won her over. The hard part is winning the girl over. Once you’ve had sex, then 90% of the work is done.

      Actually, that’s when about 90% of the guys get on the bullet train to beta-town.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 9:23 pm The Dude

      Some of easiest ways I’ve found to be aloof (even though you are interested)

      -Don’t compliment them…it’s better to gently tease
      -Don’t hang on every word they say, in fact sometimes look an opposite direction when they are talking
      -Don’t have a cheesy smile on your face the whole time, look at Harry’s expression
      -Get in, banter, make your pitch, get the close, get out
      -Disagree with them on a topic…doesn’t really matter what the subject is, it’s more fun to disagree sarcastically

      I’ll put it this way…you walking up to a girl confidently, you asking a girl for her number, asking a girl out on a date, going in for a kiss, etc. are the only things she needs to know that you are interested. That’s how you show interest. The things that win her over are the things that keep her too.

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      • on August 30, 2012 at 12:31 am shiva1008

        thanks, much appreciated!

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  27. on August 29, 2012 at 9:17 pm thwack

    OT,

    a shout out to all the CC white people out there in the great gunshine state of Florida.

    Thank you, and CARRY on.

    http://www.news4jax.com/news/Jacksonville-police-to-release-details-of-Dollar-General-robber-killed-by-citizen/-/475880/16407370/-/14brw9d/-/index.html

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  28. on August 29, 2012 at 9:26 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Prince Harry’s not ignoring her; it’s that she’s not directing her attention to him in the first place.

    The sluttish looking blonde with the upturned pug nose is talking to someone behind Harry’s right shoulder.

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    • on August 29, 2012 at 11:27 pm Anonymous

      Ha, well spotted

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 6:51 pm rafasch

      Shhhhh….Don’t say that in public.

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  29. on August 29, 2012 at 11:02 pm Nil Faith

    Hanky moody from Californication. Ultimate alpha body language
    There’s some good scenes where the girls start getting naked and about to get on him, he doesn’t smile move or anything until she engages him

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  30. on August 29, 2012 at 11:21 pm blackbird.young

    The Woody Allen look. More like it.

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  32. on August 30, 2012 at 7:26 am thwack

    Both Harry and William are betas. There was a time when they would be alphas, like back in the day when princes had to fight to maintain the kingdom… But those days are over. Today being in the royal family is just another over paid goverment job. Im surprised they aren’t both overweight.

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  33. on August 30, 2012 at 8:36 am Sad B

    It is interesting that Diana brought home supermodels to meet Bill and Harry when they were just teens. That’s a good way not to be impressed by beautiful girls later in life.

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  34. on August 30, 2012 at 8:43 am Rock Throwing Peasant

    Their eyes will blaze a little brighter than usual. Their legs will cross and uncross a little more frequently.

    You know what’s ironic? In divorce proceedings, my (future) ex’s lawyer tried to cross-examine me yesterday during a meeting and had his tail between his legs after ten minutes. My lawyer didn’t say a word or try to counsel me with answers. It could have been my ex being fidgety as I spanked her hired gun, but she kept shifting in her seat. My marriage-fail isn’t the more typical one you hear (she’s nucking futs), so now I wonder if she was getting stoked, since she loved when I did this to her friends when we were married.

    Me, doesn’t matter in the end. Just stuck me, after reading this.

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    • on August 30, 2012 at 11:51 am Jason

      That’s a tough time. Is she a borderline personality?

      Great handle, BTW.

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  35. on August 30, 2012 at 10:10 pm The Man of Mystery

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvccNVx9tE you want a perfect example of acting alpha? Here you go. Johnny Depp in Public Enemies…as John Dillinger. My favorite “game in the movies” scene.

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  36. on August 31, 2012 at 4:19 am Anonymous

    It’s difficult to imitate and fake alphaness.

    The best way is through experience which again goes back to the old cliche of going out and talking to girls. Eventually, you’ll be so calm, laid back and present around them that you’ll naturally be alpha.

    I’m usually like this with my family and cousins. So it’s got nothing to do with your nature, but the context. Get used to the idea of talking to hot girls and eventually, your true alpha self will shine through.

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    • on September 1, 2012 at 11:51 pm WW69

      Best post , thanks for some simple fucking reality.

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  38. on September 3, 2012 at 2:28 am Precious Metals Land Owner

    Try this for Alpha

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  39. on September 3, 2012 at 12:53 pm Nestorius

    Since when bisexuals like Antichrist Harry counted among alphas?

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