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Penis Size Around The World

October 2, 2012 by CH

Ah, HBDers. They get a bad rap as autistic nerdlings. But, you know what, Rainman didn’t miss a toothpick. That’s more than can be said for emotional equalists who make up toothpicks where none exist, and pretend that the toothpicks in front of them are actually thumbtacks. The latest support for human biodiversity theory comes to us from a guarded location deep in politically incorrect kingdom, where offense reigns supreme, censors are routed, and outraged pussies are mercilessly mocked until they slice lengthwise.

What’s the latest news you can self-abuse? Penis size differs by ethnicity and race.

The average British man’s penis is apparently 5.5in when erect – coming ahead of the French at 5.3in, Australians (5.2in), Americans (5.1in) and Irish (5in).

And it towers over the average manhood in North and South Korea – the smallest in the study at a mere 3.8 in.

But British men do not have a great deal to shout about in the trouser stakes – coming only 78th out of 113 nationalities covered in the study.

The men of Africa’s Republic of Congo are best equipped of all at 7.1 in.

The study isn’t without its critics, who contend the methodology is wanting. But it is a preliminary stab at a forbidden subject that pretty much confirms what all of us slyly notice in pornos and at the gym locker. Black dudes are packing and Asian dudes are sprouting. White dudes are in the middle.

Average penis size by country:

Republic of Congo, 7.1 [ed: show-er… and grower?]

Ecuador, 7

Ghana, 6.8

Colombia 6.7

Iceland 6.5

Italy 6.2

South Africa 6

Sweden 5.9

Greece 5.8

Germany 5.7

New Zealand 5.5

UK 5.5

Canada 5.5

Spain 5.5

France 5.3

Australia 5.2

Russia 5.2

USA 5.1

Ireland 5 [leprechauns!]

Romania 5

China 4.3

India 4

Thailand 4

South Korea 3.8

North Korea 3.8 [but their women’s pussies are tight like balloon knot, so it doesn’t matter… until they emigrate to non-asian countries.]

Penises are like the story of Goldicocks and the Three Bears.

Big Black Bear’s cock is sexy but uncivilized. It tears Goldicocks up, leaving her a quivering mass of orgasmic release and STDs.

Androgynous Asian Bear’s cock is unstimulating but loyal. It barely makes a dent in Goldicocks’ cavernous vagina, but it sticks around to see the kids (aka “grays”) through 35 years of post-graduate schooling, and eventually goes on to rule the world with their half-asian bear, half-jewish home invader progeny.

Wan and Woolly White Bear’s cock is juuuuust right. Sexy enough for Goldicocks to feel like her cave is properly explored, but included with some safety gear and a home mortgage.

On a less serious note, readers may wonder why racial and ethnic penis size differences exist in the first place. Random genetic drift? An evolutionary adaptation along for the ride because it was hitched to some unrelated genetic variant that improved survival&reproduction? Sexual selection? Lynn has offered his theories, and I’ve heard of others. The most plausible theories boil down to these two:

– Women in warmer r-selection societies (where kids are pumped out early and often and fathers are mostly absent and not needed to help raise the kids) choose men who are flashier, sexier and sizier. Literally. It’s hot out, you’ve got your cock out, and women are staring at your package next to a bunch of other guys’ packages. The women don’t care so much about your fidelity or your paycheck from coding Facebook apps; first things first, they want that massive dong.

– Men in r-selection societies need bigger penises to dig down deep and scoop out competitor male sperm, said sperm which is in there because the women are really slutty and/or unfaithful. Men in highly k-selected societies, like Japan, don’t need huge dongs because their women aren’t always on the prowl for side action sexytime. A small hoohah helper does the trick.

If you’ve got other theories for population group penis size discrepancies, let’s hear them. The more interesting angle to this is the intra-European size difference. Why are the Irish smaller than the Germans? Why are Swedes so relatively hyooge? Background noise? Or is something else going on here? Something… so distasteful to polite society, that not even whispers escape the mouths of crime thinkers?

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  1. on October 2, 2012 at 2:37 pm Ulysses

    Forget Sweden, check Iceland. Extra length needed due to constant shrinkage?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm Greg Eliot

      The Scandinavians have bigger bodies, the Orientals smaller ones… one explanation?

      /proudly holding his own on Team Squarehead 😉

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 3:19 pm Laconophile

        Scandinavians have always had more unrestrained mating, so we probably have bigger dicks on average for the same reason Africans do.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 3:41 pm Laconophile

        Info on Nordic sexual liberalism: http://www.heretical.com/money/nordicl.html

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:27 am uh

        Roosh has some good material on this as well, loath though I am to promote his writing. Remember the Iceland affair.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm NiteLily

        Now that’s an excellent observation if I ever saw one, and simple too. 🙂

        But honestly, I think it’s a bunch of nonsense. Everyone knew already that Black cock is larger than a White one, and a White one is larger than an Asian one. I think the differences between white countries’ cock are not accurate. In any event, too much feminism destroys penis sizes.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm Laconophile

      Probably because they have huge balls which they use to tell the banksters to fuck off.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 2:54 pm Greg Eliot

        First entry in thread winner contest, folks.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:46 pm Reggie

        I got a little tidbit for you GBFM. Even if you don’t believe in the Mayans you’ll be interested in who’s 99 year contract is up for renewal on Dec 21, 2012 ……

        Think of what was created on Dec 24, 1913 and it will blow your mind.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm Anonymous

        Except that there is no expiration date.

        http://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/is-the-federal-reserve-act-going-to-expire.htm

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:08 pm corvinus

      Forget Sweden, check Iceland. Extra length needed due to constant shrinkage?

      Interestingly enough, Icelanders are half-Norwegian and half-Irish. I typically am not into Marxist bullshit, but I wonder if oppression made Irish guys smaller over the centuries. I mean, women love a winner.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:31 am uh

        More likely the potato diet of the 18th — early 20th centuries.

        Mesoamerican and Andean peoples experienced a similar loss in stature when they had to shift to starches and grains after over-hunting their game. The potato is native to Peru, of course.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm Icelander

      Egil Skallagrimsson had a 10 inch dick

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm Thor

        …compensated for by an ugly head, as the nickname implies.
        in turn compensated for in that he was out of control even when sober.
        You wouldn’t want to mess with this fellow!

        Thor

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 11:03 pm Jack Amok

      Nah, extra length necessary to stick out past the think clothing – too cold to get naked, even when you’re doing the tube snake boogie.

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    • on October 4, 2012 at 8:03 am Dr Caveman

      So what is the variation on these measurements? Is it +/- 2 inches? Or are there actually significant differences? Mean values without any indication of variation are meaningless…

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    • on October 7, 2012 at 7:38 am chosonpride

      THIS STUDY HAS BEEN CRITICIZED BY TELEGRAPH.

      Koreans are 5 inch not 3.8 inch, and Congolese was self reported.

      http://www.ansellcondoms.com.au/penis_size.asp%5D

      Country Length (cm)

      Nigeria (Gerofi) 17.cm / 6.7 inch

      US African (Kinsey) 16.6cm / 6.5 inch

      US Caucasian (Kinsey) 15.8cm / 6.2 inch

      Australia (Smith et al) 15.7cm / 6.2 inch

      Brazil (De Ros et all) 14.5 cm / 5.7 inch

      Thailand (Muangman) 13.5 cm / 5.35 inch

      Korea (Han et all) 12.7 cm / 5 inch

      ” According to The Telegraph critics have claimed that Mr Flynn’s research is flawed because the penis length data was gathered from websites. The Telegraph quotes Jelte Wicherts, professor of methodology at Tilburg University, Holland as saying, “This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology.”

      http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2012/10/congolese-men-have-largest-manhoods-in.html

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  2. on October 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm Nomennovum

    If you survey men, I bet the averages go up by 2 inches. Three here.

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  3. on October 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm Javed

    would be interesting to see what patriarchal Muzzer countries are like.
    How the hell is Ecuador at 7″? Those guys are like 4′ tall! Damn!

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 2:47 pm Greg Eliot

      How many did they check?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm Stuki

      But also 4′ wide.

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  4. on October 2, 2012 at 2:45 pm Opus

    Why is it that women who are keen on you always tell you that you has the largest they have yet come across. Every guy says this, so it cannot be true. My theory is that if a woman is keen on you, she sees more than there actually is, but why?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:11 pm The Bechtloff

      People often see what they want to see. Women even more so.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm gunslingergregi

      i don’t get that the chicks i’m fuckin have had the biggest dicks in em known to man

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 5:34 pm gunslingergregi

      therein lies the challenge if i can get them to only worship my dick and forsake all others then i guess it really doesn’t matter

      cause dudes with the big dicks can’t get em to do that

      yea the challenge he he he

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    • on October 6, 2012 at 5:41 am wingwoman

      Chicks just say that to make you feel better. Jeesh it’s the same as when you tell chicks their beautiful when they aren’t.

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  5. on October 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm J-style

    This doesn’t make sense. How can Canadians have bigger dicks than the US when the US has a greater population of African extraction?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:12 pm corvinus

      I don’t get that one either. On top of fewer blacks, Canadians also have a lot more Asians, a lot more Eastern Europeans (Ukrainians, Romanians), and a lot fewer Latin American Indians (=Mexians). It would suggest that being more Irish accounts for 90%+ of the American dong size, which is ridiculous.

      Maybe it’s the booze.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:33 pm NiteLily

      Never mind penis-size differences, take a look at this news. Penis is shrinking. That’s all you guys need to know.

      http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4049/weirdest-scientific-discoveries/38585

      “A new Italian study of male sexuality has discovered that the average size of male genetalia has been steadily shrinking over the past several years.”
      “Male genitalia are roughly 10 percent smaller today than they were 50 years ago.”

      LOL, and they blame: “Environmental pollutants in the air have been shown to negatively impact penis size.”

      I say: It’s too much feminism that is the main culprit for shrinking penis size in the West. Black/Asian cock I care nothing about. Let them worry about their own issues.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:37 am thwack

        Don’t be fooled by the screen name, “Nitelily” is a white guy.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm NiteLily

        LOL! I know my opinions make me sound like a guy.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 8:45 am Mr. Kissyface

        italy’s aging

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  6. on October 2, 2012 at 2:49 pm Rick Derris

    The correlation between size of the junk and the climate does a 180 in India. The north Indians are always busting on the south Indians for having smaller poles.

    They both make fun of the Pakistanis for having micro-dicks.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:10 pm Javed

      Nah. Veggie Hindus cower before massive Pakistani dicks!
      😉

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  7. on October 2, 2012 at 2:50 pm Adam

    5.1? Seriously? LOL

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  8. on October 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm Greg Eliot

    I once read the average vajayjay can accommodate a penis 10″ long… so even in Ecuador, there’s an awful lot of pussy gone a-beggin’.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 2:54 pm Laconophile

      That’s what horses are for.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 2:58 pm Greg Eliot

        And myths about bulls.

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  9. on October 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm Greg Eliot

    Remember, boys, measure from the top, not the taint… it only counts if it goes in.

    😀

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm Scott

      the correct method is to measure from the center of the anus, to JUST beyond the tip of the penis.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 3:04 pm Greg Eliot

        That’ll drive up the average.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm Holden Caulfield

        That’s how they do it in the Congo 😉

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  10. on October 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm MindFucked

    Penis size differences are a passing interest of mine (no homo) and I know what study you’re referencing. It’s quite flawed, as many of the respondents and subjects in the study turned in self-reported data. I can imagine more than a few real life trolls in Central America, already used to lying to government authorities said they had ’11 inch cocks’ and ‘can make love all night!’.

    Most meta studies on penis size show blacks on average are half an inch larger than whites while erect, with Asians an inch shorter while erect. Or somewhere thereabouts. Additionally, much of the myth of Africans having substantially bigger dicks arises from their larger flaccid state; in warmer climates, your balls and dick didn’t need to shrivel up as much, so your flaccid penis would appear larger but experience much less growth when it became erect.

    I’d give away half an inch of cock any day for 15 IQ points and the ability to get a low rate mortgage.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:41 pm RappaccinisDaughter

      You guys are measuring the wrong thing. Women are really only sensitive for the first three inches. A really long dick is actually a bug, not a feature–it slams up against the cervix in many positions. Do you know what that’s like? It hurts. It feels like being punched…from the inside. Deeply (heh!) unpleasant.

      What you *ought* to be measuring is the girth.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 5:53 pm Wisecracker

        My only contention with that is that sex is largely psychological. In other words, a girl might orgasm more with an alpha than a beta, regardless of how good at sex they are or dick size. The same could apply to dick size. Girls, if the perceive a man to have a larger dick, may be more turned on, and chalk it up to ‘oh, big dicks make me feel better’, when it’s not the dick specifically, but just the girl’s self-fulfilling prophecy. So basically brain, not nerve endings. Could also explain why some women may say that every guy they’ve been with is ‘the biggest,’ since it would increase pleasure, but more than likely its just a bullshit lie.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:31 pm uh

        One of the few times you will see uh agreeing with a cunt. She has it right. The only women I’ve encountered crowing about how they just can’t get enough length were total whores who loved attention; which is why porn “actresses” say the same thing.

        But the women I’ve met who hadn’t been fucked by the equivalent of a military company all stated, without theatrics, that girth is critical. Many of these same women didn’t seem to be sensitive beyond three to four inches of depth, and most of course preferred clit play.

        Thus the length disparity will be more about evolutionary function than female pleasure.

        On the other hand, it isn’t chance that the list above is almost like reading the IQ of nations list from the bottom. Adaptive trade-off: r-selected – big cock / low IQ, K-selected – smaller cock / high IQ.

        The two theories above both appear valid to me, but look at this from a nutritional or caloric perspective: in colder climates more calories will go into powering the brain than the reproductive apparatus. Moreover, the cock is a sensitive appendage and it probably isn’t adaptive to have a 7-inch one in a cold climate. In contrast, the long European nose is speculated to have evolved to warm the cold air of northern latitudes before reaching the brain.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:00 pm Anon

        Ideal girth is 5.5-6″ circumference.
        Ideal length is 6.5-7.5″.

        Nuff said.
        Now all of you below these numbers need to start jelqing.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 6:41 am Nomennovum

        You people are looking at this all wrong! The issue is not, “Does size (length) give a woman pleasure?” It’s, “Does size (length) get the bitch pregnant?”

        Looked at this way, of course, size matters. The closer you get the sperm to the egg, the better.

        Sheesh. You guys. Who gives a shit about her pleasure? If you worry about that, you’ll be a lousy lay.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:35 am uh

        It isn’t a “worry”. When the bitch is worth it, it’s a fun diversion, and actually gets me up. And they certainly don’t interpret it as being a “lousy lay”.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 8:40 am Nomennovum

        I said when you “worry” about it. Your primary concern is your pleasure. If she gets off, great, but don’t think before hand, “I am about to fuck this girl, and it’s important she cums. So how do I go about ensuring that?”

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 9:16 pm Realiti Czech

        Exactly. It’s all about the frame.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm I LUST FOR GEISHA KATE

      Everything MindFucked says is true

      Blacks have larger flaccid, but white men have comparable size when erect

      Also- I’d rather have 30 point higher IQ than a slightly bigger cock 2 inches bigger any day

      Yes – “Size Matters” as Rollo has said over at Rational Male

      But you’ve got to be kidding me that 2 inches here or there is one of the Top 5 issues that wins a girl over.

      Tell me, can a black competitor compete with me on Private Man’s Top 4:

      1) Competence
      2) Confidence
      3) Charisma
      4) Dominance

      Not if I’ve got 30 points on the bell curve on him and Game

      Now Where’s Thwack a Mole to put me in my place. (Black man patrol on whiteys getting out of line)

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    • on November 20, 2012 at 9:17 am Anonymous

      U fucking stupid u mad cuz us black Guy bet that white meat better than any race.

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  11. on October 2, 2012 at 2:56 pm muscleman

    Could it be that there’s a corollary between IQ and penis size (a la survival of the fittest), along with physical presence (stature/somatotype) in general.

    Black men typically have larger dongs and physical presence, but lower IQ.

    Asian men typically have smaller dongs and physical presence, but higher IQ.

    White men are typically in the middle in both.

    Makes sense to me.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:06 pm Greg Eliot

      Maybe a certain amount of IQ points rattle around in the little head.

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  12. on October 2, 2012 at 2:59 pm Kristen

    I don’t think the length is so important, 4 or 5 inches is fine. 6 inches is way too long imo.

    [heartiste: i thought you claimed to be a virgin?]

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:05 pm Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… they always tell on themselves.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:09 pm The Bechtloff

        Maybe she is and she’s just commenting on the types of dildo she prefers. Just playing the devil’s advocate here.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:13 pm corvinus

        “Technical virgin”… heh.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm Adam

        I think you’re on to something. I used to work with escorts when I was 18. They all had skinny, 4 inch vibrators for personal use whenever they needed to get off.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:37 pm uh

        Display isn’t necessarily tied to function or pleasure. A large cock, following the theory above, is an impressive display like the peacock’s tail — a marker of surplus energy put into something that might serve no function or be functional well below the selected parameters (see: runaway selection).

        Also, in referring to what women find adequate, we’re speaking of white women. Ironically, we might need Neecy to shed some light on the black woman’s preference.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:26 pm Kristen

      Heartsie, I’m just calculating what would be the most appropriate size and I believe that 6 inches is definitely too long.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm Kristen

        Can you please delete this last post I wrote? Thanks a lot.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 3:44 pm Kristen

        Delete everything please!

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 10:57 pm vague

        Kristen = Maya

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm DatBro

      And then the sexy alpha packing 7″ makes you never want to go small again.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:06 pm Darius Jackson

      Well I guess I wont be messin wiff YOU!!

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  13. on October 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm Cakes and Shakes...

    If there was a study plumbing ladies’ “inner depths” you can be damn sure there wouldn’t be publication of a country by country comparison without serious backlash (Though the headlines would be great, e.g. “German women have huuuge vaginas: ethnically better suited to a career in porn??”).

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  14. on October 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm Adam

    I wish there was a study on vagina sizes.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:34 pm thwack

      Each man should conduct his own.

      According to mine, if at least 3 different girls tells you to “stop” when you are getting ready to bust a nut missionary style, you are probably longer than average and hitting virgin territory.

      Either way, a large sample size is necessary.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:40 pm uh

        Possible, but not necessarily so.

        Could also mean they have a yeast infection. Or were recently pounded by someone with an equivalent or longer cock.

        Both have happened to me.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm MadMav

      The Law of Equal Orifices has deemed that a vag is in equal size to her mouth. So, if she has a gap the size of Julia Roberts tie a 2×4 to your ass so you dont fall in!

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm christianplayer

      Go Asian. All I’m saying.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:38 pm corvinus

        There’s a reason why the Japanese and Koreans are so isolationist. The men of those countries don’t want more well-endowed foreign men fucking their women.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:34 pm Adam

        Most Asian girls don’t turn me on, though. And the ones that are do are waaaay out of my reach. 😦

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  15. on October 2, 2012 at 3:01 pm Jack

    I always laugh at the semen scoop out theory for penis size and shape. Were our ancestors really having sex with freshly insemenated women that often? And if any time more than a few dozen minutes has passed since her last jizzing, wouldn’t a penis be utterly useless in scooping out semen that has been sucked up by the cervix? The idea that our forefathers were constantly engaged in gangbangs that contributed to penis shaping is far fetched for me.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm anon

      The cervix upsuck theory has also never been proven, despite the fact that it has been tested.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm evilalpha

      Libs need an “evolutionary” justification for sluttery so they came up with that.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 5:06 pm Thor

      Read “Sperm wars”, a very instructive book on this and other subjects. The male glans speaks for itself as a pooper scooper. And most of the sperm is not fertile, it’s honor guard. And yes, our ancestors probably DID fuck around, especially before agriculture came in in the last 10 000 years or so (depending on geographical location). And if the cervix sucks at all, it does so only if the woman is having an orgasm – the cervix is quite selective, but not TOO selective, it can be passive and get invaded by uninvited storm troopers.

      Thor

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:43 pm evilalpha

        Libs need an “evolutionary” justification for sluttery so they came up with that book.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:35 pm Aurini

      Examine the vacuum lines on your car, and the shape of the metal nozzle they connect to; it’s no accident that our dicks are shaped the way they are.

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  16. on October 2, 2012 at 3:01 pm gunslingergregi

    i can’t be bigger than the average i think its the south park where they say the new average he he he

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  17. on October 2, 2012 at 3:07 pm Morpheus

    Penis size has a high correlation with testosterone levels both during gestation and during puberty. Societies with high fat, medium protein diets enjoy higher testosterone levels. Asian diets contain huge amounts of rice which is metabolically identical to cake in terms of insulin secretion, promoting visceral fat, and in turn, estrogen. Add to it a lack of saturated animal fat coupled with high soy consumption and it comes as no great surprise that penis size tends to be smaller in Asia. Africans eat a good deal of rice too but generally have fresh meat, fish, and beans in their diet as well. Missing meals due to living on a dollar a day also tends to lean a guy out, further shifting hormone levels in Africans’ favor. Icelanders eat lots of lamb and fish. My best guess would be that their diet throughout puberty contributes to the difference between cultures.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm peckerwood

      The science apparently supports testosterone before birth determines extra size of the junk, so moms with a lot of testosterone give birth to bigger dongwielders? But there’s probably a genetic, selection variation too.

      My pet theory is along the lines of slutty tropic women, in that I bet it correlates to a society’s monogamy standard. If you have prearranged marriages or very low competition marriage (everyone looks the same, so what’s the point), then micropenis’s are the natural selection simply because there’s no advantage. In judeo, christian societies, selection was never penis based but more on status, so natural selection only occurred when there’s a few cheating whores going around the dick carousel. And then you get the natural selection race when there’s little to no monogamy in scandi and african countries.

      As for size mattering, probably matters more to gay men and unschooled bragging teenage boys than bitches. Bitches don’t care I would say but I’ve never been with an african chick, maybe it’s all cavern fever with them.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm Turbo

      So meat = bigger dick? Pass the steak!

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm uh

      Good. I like this. Metabolic theories first.

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  18. on October 2, 2012 at 3:09 pm gunslingergregi

    But it is a preliminary stab at a forbidden subject that pretty much confirms what all of us slyly notice in pornos and at the gym locker.
    ””””””’

    really you noticed that?
    I didn’t i guess i’m pissed i missed out on gettin the porn star dick but most dudes about same only couple dudes actually packing the giant meat black and white.
    Been in army public school catholic school.

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  19. on October 2, 2012 at 3:11 pm anon

    Latin countries (apart from Brazil or Guyana) couldn’t be that large. I also don’t see how there could be such a significant difference between European countries, except when accounting for immigrant populations, but the trends don’t seem to fit immigration patterns either. I remember reading studies in the past (by people who made condoms) who said there were continental (racial) differences, but nothing as extreme as this study, which by the way, is from The Telegraph. My guess is the sample size for each country is small, and that some countries might have relied on self-reported data (Ecuador in particular). How, for example, could Italians have larger members than Swedes? Wouldn’t there average be closer to Greeks? Please no Spike Lee revisionist history bullshit…

    As for the size of Asian or any other women, it’s different than men. A woman’s size is a pretty predictable function of her overall natural body size. So a short woman with narrow hips will typically be small prior to having children regardless of body fat percentage. Tall women with sturdy builds are likely to have wider, longer vaginas.

    I have never embellished the size of a man’s penis, even if I liked him. If I liked him or you I wouldn’t be reporting that sort of thing because it’s tacky. A woman discussing the penis size of various men is probably sexually receptive, and to any dick, not just the big ones.

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  20. on October 2, 2012 at 3:15 pm gunslingergregi

    i’m thinking black dudes with the giant cocks don’t get married and settle down and play the field their whole lives basically white dudes on the other hand end up getting married and being faithfull to one woman and there cock ain’t out there in play.

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  21. on October 2, 2012 at 3:18 pm anon

    Potential confounding factor: Would a cultural sense of shame/embarrassment prevent men in certain cultures from achieving a full erection depending on the method of the study?

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  22. on October 2, 2012 at 3:20 pm urologist

    as a former soldier of the colombian armed forces and a dr. , i had examined plenty colombian men. the average pennis size is not 6.7 is much much less… and ecuadorians are even smaller.

    wrong data.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm driveallnight

      bueno pues

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm Stuki

      I’d be a bit concerned about an army where doctors examine penis’ in their erect state 🙂

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:11 pm colombian guy

        as a doctor, most of the times you can guess the erect size. checking other peoples junk is standard routine as part of the draft. , you have to check for varicocele, otherwise the conscript will not be able to resist boot camp.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm NiteLily

      There you go. It’s a ridiculous study.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 5:40 pm stevejabba

        Can’t believe the average is over 7 inches vs 3.8 inches..That just doesn’t make any sense.

        Time for the South Koreans to get jelqing…

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:21 pm Darius Jackson

      I have a female friend who had an affair with a guy from Columbia. (Years ago)She reports that his dick was HUGE. BIG. WAY BIG!! (She is Jewish,for the record) She had an ongoing affair with a half-goy/half Jew from Hungary who,she said—she tells me all her stuff,and no I am not an orbiter!- had a tiny lil ole dick. She loved the big dick but had better sex with the 1/2 jew because he would hit her clit like Joe Dimaggio hitting a curveball! (Or hitting Marilyn! ) Tho this guy had a tiny dick,she said another Jew she knew—who wound up working for dick-shrinking ball-shrivelling Golda Meier–was horse hung. Her cousin lives with an Irishman who she reports has a huge dick,also. She–my friend,knew another irishman with a huge dick.She maintains that Northern Italians have small dicks,while southerners have big old salamis. I dont put a lot of trust in this report(for ex,Lynn reported the Irish had an IQ of 93,which is absurd as later studies,as well as the international tests,where Ireland did very well,refute that. He is known for fudging his data.) One thing for sure,blacks got the biggest D’s. While getting an exam for the military–many years ago–we all had to stand naked in a room( I guess they had homosexuals in the military even then) and I noticed,yeah,the nigs had bigegr dicks,but there was one guy that stood out. Hios dick was almost down to his knees!!!! How on earth do you get that thing UP??

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:43 pm corvinus

        (for ex,Lynn reported the Irish had an IQ of 93,which is absurd as later studies,as well as the international tests,where Ireland did very well,refute that. He is known for fudging his data.)

        Unsurprising.

        Lynn is from Northern Ireland. The Irish are to the Brits what Slavs were to the Nazi Germans. The British have throughout their history maintained that Irish Catholics are Untermenschen. H.G. Wells said things like the Irish were Hottentots and less Aryan than North Indian Brahmins.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 1:28 pm drunicusrex

        Genetically, the Irish, Scots, and English are virtually identical, excepting near the coasts, where there are more Viking genetic markers.
        However, Irish women tend to be hotties (when young,at least) while English women are mostly repulsively ugly.

        [heartiste: as long as the irish lasses don’t have the irish chin, they can be very pretty. but that chin seems to be a dominant trait in their country.]

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm Fighting69th

        The Irish and British are not “virtually identical” genetically. The British are predominantly a Germanic race, as can be seen by this map – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2005829/Half-Britons-German-blood-geneticists-reveal.html

        The Germanic influence in Ireland is tiny, restricted to the North (which was colonised by the British) and the area around Dublin (which was the centre of British administration and was originally a Viking city, the Vikings also being of Germanic blood).

        The Irish are Gaelic in origin, and the Gaelic language has as much to do with English as it does with Russian.

        Eire abú!

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 10:59 pm colombian guy

        colombia is quite diverse genetically. so a single average for the entyre population is not accurate. huge cocks? yes.. small cocks.. ? also available. anything above 5, is quite uncommon.

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  23. on October 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm C.R.

    if the woman you’re banging doesn’t tell you yours is the biggest she’s had, it isn’t. if she does tell you your is the biggest she’s had, there’s a 50% chance that she’s not lying.

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  24. on October 2, 2012 at 3:27 pm fakeemail

    I work in the field of radiology which means I come across many medical images that often times showcase the outline of men’s junk. My anecdotal experience corroborates that blacks are generally big, Asians small, and Whites in the middle. I have come across a significant amount of white monsters and a much smaller percentage of asian beasts.

    I don’t know where this Ecuadorian and Columbian measurement comes
    from. .

    To me, this study says that the ideal male female combination is white male with asian female!

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:32 pm anon

      Or a black male with a white female?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm NiteLily

      “I don’t know where this Ecuadorian and Columbian measurement comes
      from.”

      Because there isn’t much difference among whites and this study is full of bull.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:24 pm Darius Jackson

      OK by me. Have you seen that moronic video by PSY,”Gangnam Style”? Its very gay,but,man!,the K Girls in that video will make your dick stand TALL!! OY!

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  25. on October 2, 2012 at 3:32 pm Anonymous

    >Why are the Irish smaller than the Germans?

    That is relatively easy.
    After WW2 very many german men were dead. So many in fact that in the fifties and sixties there weren’t enough workers to staff the “wirtschaftswunder”, the rapid development of german industry.
    To compensate, *many* workers from southern countries were imported, first from Italy, later from Turkey. See the pattern? By the end of the sixties there were literally millions of mediterranean men living and fornicating in Germany.

    I find it interesting that this is not male-only. The most cavernous pussy i ever encountered was that of a big black woman. The tightest was of a petite asian woman.
    So you have a chicken and egg situation: which came first? The monstrous hole or the gigantic dick? Whichever: they fit.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm Greg Eliot

      Then Britain should be off the charts.

      I’m guessing they dealt with “real” Germans, not Gastarbeiter.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:40 pm NiteLily

        The British are not going to be off the charts because feminism reigns supreme in the UK. When feminism rules, penis shrivels.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 10:03 pm blah

        So then why are Iceland and Sweden high up on this list?

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:24 am NiteLily

        Because the Vikings have always been much bigger than the British people, who had much of their native tribes’ blood (Angles, Saxons, Juts, etc) mixed with people from the Mediterranean. There is a theory, which has been proven genetically so it’s no longer just a theory, that the Angles and the Saxons as well as the Celts share 60% of their genes with people from the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal). So the British people are not a pure people. They mixed with different European tribes, which manifest in height too compared to the Norse people. The Vikings are more purely Germanic, they’re taller, bigger, and heftier.

        But rest assured, The European North will have penis shrinkage too eventually, as their sexual egalitarianism is running wild. In Sweden, they encourage men to urinate while sitting down so that females won’t feel threatened by over masculinization. You tell me if this encourage penis bloom or penis doom???

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:26 pm Darius Jackson

        See my comment above re Italy. Northerners are more White,have,supposedly,smaller dicks than the southern boys. S. Italians are dumb and thuggish,and have big dicks. Thats why girls hate,hate,hate Italians!!LOL!

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 11:49 pm Greg Eliot

        The card says Moops.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:37 am uh

        George is gettin’ upset!

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  26. on October 2, 2012 at 3:32 pm Rick Derris

    From the source article:

    “But critics have claimed that Mr Lynn’s research is flawed because he has admitted gathering his data on penis length from websites.”

    So he was just looking at Brazzers? I’m shocked that he doesn’t have American Jews listed at #2 from the sample size n=1=Ron Jeremy.

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  27. on October 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm gunslingergregi

    black woman tighter than asian or white woman discuss

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  28. on October 2, 2012 at 3:43 pm Jab

    Ive never seen the stats, but I’ve tested the Peter meter. This made my day, the Congo ain’t got shit on this worldly white mutt.
    Once they get it, it doesn’t matter how I treat em’. Especially the ones with kids, Siyonara to their brains and motherly instincts.

    That being said, I’ve been lacking the “close”. My game has been a bit rusty since i locked my self in with one girl for a whole 2 yrs. I have no problem with gaming broads and getting forthright phone numbers anywhere even while their working. Ive struggled with closing the deal most of my life. I get too excited too fast (supremely horny) and i think it comes across as insecure or aggressive (who knows) .Too much texting, lets get together yadda yadda.

    Tune me in.

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  29. on October 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm chris

    “Why are the Irish smaller than the Germans?”

    More Irish people have migrated out of Ireland than live in Ireland. For example, IIRC around 10-15% of White Americans claim Irish ancestry meaning there are about 21 000 000 to 31 500 000 Irish people in America yet only 5 million Irish people in Ireland.

    One guess could be that all the big-dicked adventurous Irish migrated to the New World; America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, whereas in Germany most of their people didn’t migrate.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:54 pm anon

      Or perhaps the big-dicked criminals, debtors, or r-strategists whose children more likely on the brink of starvation. Still makes sense though.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm Greg Eliot

      Sounds more reasonable.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:15 pm corvinus

      1. The American dong size is also small.
      2. Germany lost about a quarter of all its people to the U.S. via emigration, as did Scandinavia. France lost very few. In 19th century Europe, it was the high population-growth countries sent lots of people to the U.S., whereas the stagnators (France, Spain) did not.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm The Other Jim

        Generalizing about Americans is a bit more difficult because it doesn’t take into account that America is far more racially heterogeneous than European countries. Perhaps the better solution is to compare American whites with European whites, American Blacks with Africans, American Asians with Asians, American Mexicans with Mexicans before grouping everyone into one simplistic category.

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  30. on October 2, 2012 at 3:51 pm peterike

    Well now I know what Andrew Sullivan’s been doing in his spare time.

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  31. on October 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm Joe

    African Americans are Americans and often have alot of white mixed in in their background compared to someone in Africa, so does that mean they fall in the 5.1, or are they bringing our average up? Also, whenever I watch porn, 99% of the time its white dudes, but that’s the playboy channel so maybe it doesn’t count.
    A question I have too, and I think would be a good article subject, is can you be a true Alpha and be small downstairs?
    A woman once told me that CEO’s and such are Alpha’s with a small package. Alpha’s with a large package are too busy getting laid to direct their attention to things that require and education, and are more likely to be a rock star or otherwise bad boy.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm Days of Broken Arrows

      “A woman once told me….”

      With all due respect, I used to actually listen to what women said too. When I was young. Then I found this blog.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:16 pm The Stranger

        Nothing wrong with paying attention to what women say, once you grasp that what the words mean, what the women mean, and reality are typically three different things.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm Stuki

      “more likely to be a rock star………”

      There’s like, what, 50 or so of them around at any given time 🙂 Half in LA.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm whorefinder

      1. Porn appeals to white males as the first and largest audience, and most aren’t self-loathing enough to want to watch a mandingo pollute his actual civilized humans with his semen. Black-on-white porn is mostly for SWPL men who think all whites should be exterminated.

      2. The repeated joke by comedians, which is true, is that men will work just as hard as it takes to get pussy. “A man will fuck in a cardboard box”, etc. So an alpha who has good game as a young guy and gets a reputation as a sexual dynamo has less incentive to climb a corporate ladder

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:56 pm uh

      Joe,

      Your casual statement that “African Americans … have alot of white mixed in their background” is both senseless and nothing more than rumor of vampire-like immortality.

      Genetic research has shown that most African-Americans are overwhelmingly Niger-Kordofanian (or central-southwest African) at ~71%, other African ~8%, and European at ~13%. (See papers by Shriver and Tishkoff of Penn State.)

      That “European” could mean two things: recent American admixture, or more ancient African admixture from back-flow movements into Africa. Ditto the “Asian” component. In general, ancient admixture is likelier. We know that American blacks had nothing to do with Asians during slavery, so we know for certain that back-flow migration to Africa played a role in their genetic makeup. This speaks in favor of ancient European admixture, not recent.

      This myth needs to die, for on it rests the lie that “White slave-owners raped their slave girls all the time!”, which is triple purpose:

      1. To imply that white men are rapists
      2. To provide (for leftists, rather odd) support for miscegenation of whites & blacks
      3. To pretend that whites are not entitled to their own racial identity

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:04 pm Greg Eliot

        Your points are valid, but I think the amount of white admixture in American negroes comes predominantly from shanty-town admixture with white trash after the Civil War.

        The myth that aristocratic slave owners lusted after their slaves to any mentionable degree is just that.. a myth… Neil Young notwithstanding.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:22 pm uh

        I don’t buy it, despite mingling in modern trailer parks. White racial feeling hadn’t been disabled then even among the poor.

        Even if it happened at a significant rate, the time depth is not nearly as great as back-flow migrations into Africa. Consider that to the immediate north of the Niger-Kordofanian region are the Fulani, more gracile than Sub-Saharans, and to the north of them the Moors and Arab mestizos of the coast. Consider also population movements like the Vandals, etc. This is taking centuries at a slice, where those shanty-towns were not long-lived.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 11:44 pm Greg Eliot

        If your backflow theory is correct, we would have seen an awful lot of Halle Berry and Barack Obama look-alikes coming out of the 1800’s… not really the case.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:45 am uh

        Two problems with that:

        – “we” weren’t around in the 1800s to notice (though I have read accounts of light-skinned slaves)
        – Africans with archaic white admixture would have been assimilated back into the main population long before the 19th century

        I’m talking ancient population movements, here. Random hybrids aren’t stable types, and undoubtedly, there weren’t many from the region whence the bulk of American slaves were drawn.

        There is speculation that the Fulani or Fulbe have very ancient origins in the Near East, hence their reliance nomadic herding and more gracile phenotype. Even this population movement might have been a vector of “European” genes showing up in modern Afro-Americans, as the cross-race would have been Sub-Saharan Africans.

        If there’s presently a way to parse that code for time-depth, I don’t know of it.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm Darius Jackson

        Wow I have developed some respect for you,Greg. There was a very strong taboo on fucking black slaves. Those who did it were looked down upon as white trash. The large admixture of white to black–which was mainly white male into black female–came after the War when,surprisingly,black ex-slaves didnt have a lot of money. What they had had been fleeced by the carpetbaggers,whose ethnicity shall not be mentioned,tee hee–and there was no shortage of black females ready to turn a trick. Black women also were quite willing to go with white males,back then. NOW of course the mixture is white female & black male. The Walmartians!

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:48 pm corvinus

        Black women also were quite willing to go with white males,back then. NOW of course the mixture is white female & black male. The Walmartians!

        Women love a winner.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 10:23 pm thwack

        Darius Jackson
        Wow I have developed some respect for you,Greg. There was a very strong taboo on fucking black slaves.
        —————————-

        Bullshit. Remember, it wasn’t just the owner fucking them, but his sons and the overseer too. When you got the power to sell a womans baby “down the river”, you don’t have to ask her to suck your dick or lift her skirt…

        And most importantly, the master owned any children that resulted. The average white man could not afford to buy a slave. Owning black people was a status symbol.

        The more you owned, the wealthier you were, even if some of the slaves looked like you.

        “lady of the house wonderin when its gonna stop”

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 11:47 pm Greg Eliot

        You have to stop feeding off MSM bullshit… and stop projecting the black muh-dik fuck anything paradigm onto white men.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 6:24 pm thwack

        Darius Jackson
        Wow I have developed some respect for you,Greg. There was a very strong taboo on fucking black slaves. Those who did it were looked down upon as white trash.
        —————————
        By whom?

        Other slave owners who were also raping their negro bed wenches?

        Or poor white trash who could never afford a slave?

        I think you mean jealous yankee men.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:18 pm thwack

        Come on Greg, you know better than that?

        There was a time when a white man could buy a black girl and do ANYTHING he wanted with her.

        Anything.

        And you’re saying white men didn’t fuck the hell out of them?

        Man, miss me with that shit you chalky hilljack.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 11:41 pm Greg Eliot

        Like I said… white trash in shanty towns after the war… that includes men and women from both races mixing. The only “higher society” location where mixing might have found some tolerance is New Orleans… and then it was high-high-yeller.

        White men, especially the vast majority who did not own slaves, despite your imagination, were not buying black girls, willy-nilly, for sexual use… their own women (and Christian society) wouldn’t have put up with it.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 2:59 pm MaMu1977

        http://satanforce.wordpress.com/2012/08/14/the-end-of-dead-sexy-of-the-week/

        If you’re trying to tell me that you wouldn’t fuck this woman until your dick was cinders, I’ll call you a liar to your face. If you’re going to continue to insist that there weren’t plenty of white slaveowners who (when confronted with the option of “Put a ring on it”-white women) would gladly fuck a woman who looked like that, I’d call you insane.

        “Taboo”. Incest is a taboo, but it isn’t hard to find victims of insist. Homosexuality is (still) a taboo, but they’ve somehow managed to appear in every type of society. Paedophilia (to be clear, sex with infertile children) is an even bigger taboo, but it still happens. Hell, morbidly obese women can not only get fucked, they can get paid money to be seen getting fucked! And you’re going to say that a white man (with options) would never fuck a willing or compliant woman *just because her skin is darker than “allowed”*? I’m reminded of this scene from Dogma

        “Bethany: Jesus didn’t have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
        Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man’s touch, that’s true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he’d have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn’t getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin birth, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that’s just plain gullibility.”

        Believing that black women are the bottom rung of female attractiveness, that’s OK, even sensible.
        Believing that a fit man and an available woman aren’t going to at least try to figure out if their skin colour changes the efficacy of their “mommy and daddy parts” is foolishness. At a time in which Japanese men were killing “inferior” Koreans by the truckload, Korean women were being kept around for “comfort”. Storyville stayed in business until the Depression with a large population of black women. In the 19th century (before Asian women were “cool”), Chinese women could be found in brothels. But you’ve convinced yourself that white men/black women relations in slavery (when a white man could, if he so chose, point to a woman and say, “Tonight. You.”), never happened…

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 5:11 pm Jason

        Well put, MaMu1977. I’ve had the same argument with Greg Eliot. But I’m afraid you’re preaching to a brick wall. He just won’t ever admit that whites mated willingly with blacks — even when they had economic reasons to do so.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 6:56 pm anon

        not to be rude but black chicks that look like black men with boobs are not going to do it for non teenage crackers. Come on.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 11:17 pm Greg Eliot

        First of all, you’re all over the place with your scattershot nonsense.

        Second, nobody ever denied that a certain amount of temptation exists and that the occasional dalliance might certainly have occurred.

        Third, showing a picture of some rare specimen and asking today’s man “Would you do it?” has nothing to do with the topic at hand, which was:

        That the alleged WIDESPREAD slave owner mating with slaves accounted for a SIGNIFICANT amount of the white blood we see in today’s American blacks.

        Sock puppets can come out of the woodwork… and even be congratulated by inane stalkers and lame talkers.

        But putting one’s own bang-this-bang-that modern morality on the aristocracy of the highly Christian and deeply honor-code rooted antebellum South is just so much bushwa.

        You fellows really should crack a book and bone up on the social milieu and mores of a particular historical era before you spout off so cocksure about who was doing who.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm Jason

        “An occasional dalliance”? My my, Ethel, we’re blushing.

        Drop the prudery,Greg Eliot. White men, high and low, visited black prostitutes. Sex with slaves was as common as spitting. Sure, the Southern honor code existed — and it was broken regularly. Think about why they needed to form an honor code in the first place.

        Though 90% of Southerners didn’t own slaves (and of the rest, most only owned one or two), white men sure were boffing them, for sexual and economic reasons. Even the rich ones.

        Do you really think our third president was an outlier? That was SOP.

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      • on October 6, 2012 at 11:54 am Greg Eliot

        Jason, spouting off about your cuckold fetishes and proclivities for dark meat is not going to make the bullshit you spiel any more true.

        Your own words prove it… all you can come up with is the hackneyed apocryphal story about TJ, which proves it was an outlier, otherwise (according to you) most, if not all, of the early presidents would have had the same ‘nigger in the woodpile’, so to speak.

        And there are still those who believe it might have been TJ’s half-wit brother, Randolph that actually was sneaking Sally through the alley, even though the foundation (surprise, surprise) says it was TJ, after his wife died… but that’s not really here nor there, mere fodder for the Enquirer.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:36 am Anonymous

        Brown sugar, how come ya taste so good .

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:47 am Greg Eliot

        Thwack takes his history lessons from Mick Jagger and Neil Young.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:14 pm Anonymous

      Don’t worry, we’re turning into an R-selected hellhole so our dicks will get bigger…

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 10:29 pm The Bechtloff

        The owner should be allowed to shot those fucking beasts.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 1:36 pm Greg Eliot

        Naw… just pipe in the Classical music… that be kryptonite to the bruthuhs.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 8:56 pm thwack

        or dynamite

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 11:21 pm Greg Eliot

        As usual, thwack fines the exception and posts it as the rule… totally ignoring the incendiaries of his own race that have on many occasions burned down entire city blocks of his own folk.

        Of course, four innocent little girls make better revanche history fodder than the hundreds of whites that die each year at the hands of black miscreants.

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  32. on October 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm The Bechtloff

    What a sad politically correct day when people acted shocked when science confirms easily observable reality. I’m not saying preconceptions shouldn’t be put to the test, I’m merely commenting on how the PC crowd pretends they don’t see what is as clear as day.

    Also I remember a rather slutty former co worker of mine I used to chat with told me that in her experience black guys are indeed bigger, but she still didn’t like them because, and I quote, “they cum two minutes and they don’t eat pussy”

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm Stuki

      If there is anything at all to the theory that black dudes grew big to scoop other guys’ semen out of 3 bangs/hour women, I can’t say I blame them for being somewhat apprehensive about eating pussy…..

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm uh

      The semantic trick here, or reframe, is that it’s “the PC crowd” who ignore racial difference in penis size, when in fact it’s they precisely who drop the pretense of race not existing, or being only skin deep, etc., to fling this in our faces — making tokens of black men, as they unwittingly love to do, for example when publicly calling for white nationalists to be put in prison where they can be “raped by big black dudes”.

      Those most strenuously in denial of this difference are, of course, white nationalists themselves. Their / our usual defense is that white men are smaller flaccid, but equally long as kaffirs when erect.

      I dunno about that. Don’t care either.

      By the way, there is probably a correlation we’ve missed between length of penis / vagina and limb length. African women are usually lankier, with very long legs, a high fatty ass, and long arms that reach well past it. A decidedly simian appearance. African-American males often exhibit this body type in their early teenage years.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:42 pm thwack

        uh
        African women are usually lankier, with very long legs, a high fatty ass, and long arms that reach well past it. A decidedly simian appearance.
        ———————————————————–

        You mean like these women?

        Dude, you are 180 out on this one. SHORT LEGS are a simian trait. The very Africans you describe have the most efficient locomotion of anyone on the planet.

        even your own “supermodels” are built this way.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:52 am uh

        Speaking of 180’s: as African morphology goes, Ethiopids are the most divergent from Sub-Saharans.

        I don’t know of marathon runners from the Congo states.

        Obviously simians have short stature. But have you ever seen a chimpanzee stand up? They can even run a short way, like toddlers.

        But the observation holds: black women of the American type are often lanky, with long arms, knobby legs (like simians), small breasts, and a large backside.

        This isn’t to insult you, mind. I would sow my seed in an Ethiopian, possibly a Sudanese broad without hesitation. I’m talking about Center-West Africans though.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 2:21 pm thwack

        uh
        Speaking of 180′s: as African morphology goes, Ethiopids are the most divergent from Sub-Saharans.
        —————-

        Whatever pink face.

        when its time to hang niggers from trees, none of your “science” will matter.

        The nearest person darker than you will do.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm gunslingergregi

        yea thwack you guys better start doing it first or its gonna be 100 percent of you the writing is on the wall

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 2:55 pm Greg Eliot

        “Whatever”? Pretty lame.

        The nearest person darker than you will do.

        You really are dense in this “strictly color” mindset of yours.

        You and your ilk keep playing like it’s all merely a matter of skin color because you’re just not righteous enough to take personal responsibility… and lamely toss a lying accusation back at white people, as if we’re en masse irrational and immoral, when history has shown, time and again, that for all mankind’s weaknesses (and there are plenty to go around), whites are the most rational (the current malaise notwithstanding) and concerned with morality (both real and imagined)… especially in “giving the other guy the benefit of the doubt”.

        It’s the behavior of your kind, not the hue, that puts us off. Of course, you already know this, so it’s time to “man up” and admit it openly… as some of your folk have.

        when it’s time hang niggers from trees…

        No fear of that happening anymore… it wouldn’t be fair to the trees.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm uh

        You have me all wrong.

        On the Day of the Rope, I would be off enslaving a hoard of the most gracile and/or big-tittied negresses to begin siring sons for my bastard militia.

        Each son would be named King King King, only. No other distinction. My entire militia would thus be composed of King King Kings.

        Their war whoop would be: WE BE KING-KING-KING, muthafucka!

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  33. on October 2, 2012 at 4:05 pm BDM

    African societies practice male and female circumcision. The only way to stimulate women is deep penetration if she had no external genitals, and the only way for a man to have length left if he has extra to spare.

    Yes, I realize how entirely unsexy this answer is.

    I do notice, it seems that men and women have evolved in pairs. Asian women are tighter and smaller. I’ve hurt Indian girls before with my size. Women seem to match the local men.

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  34. on October 2, 2012 at 4:06 pm Greg Eliot

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm gunslingergregi

      dam that chick is fine

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:29 pm Greg Eliot

        Patrica Neal… that’s the best she ever looked… in this film, she was 22 and Coop was 48, if memory serves. Her later roles (Hud, A Face In The Crowd) she was kind of nondescript, looks-wise.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:36 pm Darius Jackson

        I remeber that coffee commercial she did. “I’m Patricia Neeeeeeeeeaaaallll!!!””

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  35. on October 2, 2012 at 4:09 pm Yisss

    -Be Asian
    -6.4 inches dick
    -Feelsgoodman

    Never was good in math, though. Hmmmm

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  36. on October 2, 2012 at 4:16 pm Namelessman

    Soooo…..

    Does penis size affect the alpha-ness of a person? In the sense that the more endowed you are, the more alpha?

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 10:08 am RappaccinisDaughter

      Not necessarily. But if being well-endowed makes you feel more confident about yourself…more (heh) cocksure…then you might get some alpha glow off of it.

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  37. on October 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm a girl

    there is a world penis size map somewhere. i remember studying it carefully. i also remember reading an article on promiscuity, testicle size and brain size among mammals. it seemed to suggest that males from more monogamous (female) species tend to have bigger brains and smaller testicles; or simply, bigger brains, smaller testicles. i wonder whether there is any study on female cup size around the world.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 1:56 pm uh

      BBC made a survey of European bra sales to study which nation’s women have the biggest tits on average. Winner: England.

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  38. on October 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm Go

    Alpha is a mindset. A big dick is a high testosterone trait. But high testosterone does not make someone a alpha. In fact, I notice testosterone makes insecure men even more insecure. Think of the guy injecting steroids who takes every innocent comment as a challenge.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm Namelessman

      It amplifies every quality you have, good or bad

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:08 pm Dan Fletcher

        That’s an interesting theory…

        Anyone care to eloborate?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 5:14 pm bigdickeddeadgordon

      I read that the average prisoner, who in many ways exemplifies alphaness, is no high in testosterone levels than the law abiding (when race is accounted for). This would support your theory.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:09 pm Dan Fletcher

      True. This is overlooked at times.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:36 pm apollyon911

      You got a problem with that?

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  39. on October 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm Mr Average

    I’m right around 5.5. Okay, exactly 5.5, I’ve measured. I was with this Asian girl on Saturday night (Chinese to be exact). She had a fairly tight pussy. As I was about to penetrate her, she said, “Go slow.” This was the second time we fucked.

    English is not her first language. On a scale of 1-10 for ESL, I’d give her a 5.

    Anyway, during sex, she keeps telling me, “Deeper! Deeper! Yeah!” And I’m railing her, changing levels, changing angles, hitting it from behind and she’s still yelling, “Deeper!”

    I’m thinking to myself, “That’s all I fucking got, lady!”

    Afterward, I asked her, as I ask a lot of women I’m dating, “How easy is it to make you come: easy, medium, hard, or impossible?”

    She says, “Hard. But it helps if the guy is skilled or has a big dick.”

    Sure, it’s possible I totally suck in the sack (I warmed her up with some tongue) but when a girl says, “Deeper!” what’s a guy to do? All I could do is laugh.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:40 pm whorefinder

      I saw a comedian make a joke about this once:

      “I was with this girl and we went to bed. She started moaning ‘deeper, deeper!’

      so I started yelling

      ‘tighter, TIGHTER!’

      I mean, c’mon honey, you saw how big this was going in….”

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm Mr Average

        Ha ha! That’s brilliant.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:54 pm corvinus

        Not entirely a joke. Female vaginal muscles, if trained, can squeeze a dick pretty well. See what happens when you demand she get tighter.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 3:48 pm whorefinder

        wtf are you daft? It was a joke. Any chick demanding you to fuck her “deeper” is a bitch slut you shouldn’t see again.

        Fucking autism around here.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:38 pm Darius Jackson

      this scares me.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 1:11 am Xen

      When women say “deeper”, 90% of the time what they really mean is “harder”

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 11:44 am Anonymous

      Change position and put her legs higher up in the air. Push her knees back towards her shoulders.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 3:51 pm whorefinder

      But seriously, this is a bitch-slut. You should stop seeing her except to fuck.

      2 reasons:

      1) she’s yelling for you to go “deeper.” Only a bitch would yell that after you tried a few positions. She’s making fun of your cock size right there!

      2) She’s gladly telling you she needs a bigger cock to get off than you have, or you’re not good enough. Post-coitus. Such an awful girl—making fun of you AND telling you she’s slept around a lot —with guys who are “better” than you.

      And why are you bothering to ask her how hard it is to make her cum? If she’s not getting off with you, that’s not your problem. She can stop seeing you or ask you to do one thing to her that she knows will get her off. If she won’t do that it’s not your problem.

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  40. on October 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm necorochi

    Hyper-gammy cares how big your dick is.

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  41. on October 2, 2012 at 4:36 pm whorefinder

    Everything matches up (more or less) with common stereotypes except….

    -Ecuador? Really? Most jokes about Hispanic stereotypes do not include “well hung.” That goes for you too, Columbia.

    (Good joke, off-topic: I was once reading some tell-all article about Madonna where the writer claimed that one night Madonna blew a “well-hung Puerto Rican” in a music studio to “clear her voice.” One comment summed it up best: “I stopped reading when I saw the phrase ‘well-hung Puerto Rican.’ I knew it was fake then.”)

    -Another tell about Hispanic men: they tend to be very anally oriented, as one famously slutty girl on my campus used to regale me with tales that shocked my young, beta ears.

    -I don’t know how Iceland gets to be so huge when Ireland is apparently below average. Most Icelanders have a fair to large amount of Irish blood; they were settled by Irish missionaries. That would be a extreme genetic drift in a short period of time.

    -Russian guys are small? Man, that DOES NOT COMPUTE with how much HAND they have over their women.

    -I think the answer is that genes for impulsive violence are linked to larger penises. Such penises “announce” that a man is prone to outlandish violence with little or no warning–because impulsive violence is only useful when you can immediately afterwards take the woman you just fought over.

    Such genes would therefore NOT be tied to genes for intelligence, self-restraint, and long-term, large scale time orientation. The result being that people who have large penises are not likely to carry intelligent or civilized genes, while people with extreme intelligence, self-control (self-flagellation?), and long-term, large scale thinking (philosophers) are not going to carry the gene for larger penises.

    -Another thought: societies/civilizations only flourish with beta builders. Beta builders are only going to assist societies that reward them with mates. If alphas of a society are the most sexually attractive to women, they would develop things that are more pleasing to female sexuality, such as larger penises. But since betas are rewarded in civilization with offspring, their smaller penis-genes go forward. But in more savage societies, beta genes are blocked from reproduction by the tribe leader, so the society remains stunted (except penis wise). Catch-22—the more successful a society is, the more beta it becomes genes-wise , the more likely a more aggressive society/race can dominate it/take advantage of it.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:16 pm Tyrone

      Iceland was settled by Vikings. Most Norse literature survives via Iceland. They may have been Christianized by Irish Monks, however. Pagan Vikings were illiterate. Runes were never used as a form of advanced writing.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:55 pm corvinus

        Viking men, Irish women.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 11:41 am Anonymous

        Viking men, Viking women. The Irish had nothing to do with it, unless brought over as slaves.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 12:00 am Greg Eliot

      Everything matches up (more or less) with common stereotypes…

      Because stereotypes don’t arise in a vacuum, as everyone with half an eye and brain can tell.

      And that includes the negative stereotypes as well.

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  42. on October 2, 2012 at 4:39 pm Anonymous

    What happened to the Hamster of the month? I have a candidate

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm whorefinder

      telling fat chicks they are fat is bad. just ask the fags.

      On the same topic, chicks are really split about this issue, so I think this may not come to the movement that the fags have. Half agree with this fatty’s super-hamster—that anyone who points out that fat is unhealthy/ugly/unsighly/bad is a “bully.”

      But the other half—made up of both fatties and non-fatties—shriek that of course fat people should be shamed, it is unhealthy to be Gargantuan. Especially girls who work hard to be hot—

      The faggot “acceptance” of fat girls is 3 fold: 1) to get worshiping fag-hags (who need a man to love, even if gay, because no one loves them); 2) to promote the “criticism of unhealthiness is bullying” meme, which assist their cause; and 3) to create so many un-fuckable women that (they hope) lots of straight men with start jumping into gay bars, even if for a night.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm The Bechtloff

      Wow, that’s sickening. They way she described that email you would think it read “Hey piggy, want an apple?” He calmly, and I would argue politely, explained that she is setting a bad example because she fucking is. Sorry it hurt your feelings, why don’t you use that hurt to motivate you to get on the fucking treadmill?

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 5:07 pm whorefinder

        Or just start eating right. Weight loss is about what you eat, really; working out is more for muscle tone/caridio-vascular/flexibility.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:09 pm The Bechtloff

        Well either way I imagine the only thing she does to watch her weight is order a diet coke with her Large Burger King value menu.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm corvinus

      Right. Remember: Criticism of the normal is good, criticism of the abnormal is bad.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:17 pm Opus

      You americans have my sympathy having to listen and watch such a narcissistic self-obsessed woman – who emphasises for 4 min 21 secs that she is fat (FAIL) – which means either she eats too much/fails to excercise or else has a thyroid problem – either way we don’t want to know and she should not be on telly (would spoil my brekkie).

      We all love a freak show. What a hamster.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:25 pm Greg Eliot

        She’s merely big-boned…

        With a lotta meat on dem bones!

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:32 pm Thor

        I know this is meant as irony, but big-boned is a real concept. You can have two equally tall men (or two women) and measure such things as wingspan, edge of hip to edge of hip, the bone. Works unless somebody is obese. Or you can measure width of the wrist, just before the bend. Some people are just WIDER than others, in their very skeleton. No dieting short of death will erase that. Now, whether you are big-boned or small-boned, you can be lean or fat. But if both people have the same percentage body fat, their BMIs will be quite different. Poooh on BMI.

        Thor

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:37 pm Turbo

        True, but a lot of girls say they’re big-boned when they’re just fucking fat…

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm whorefinder

        “There’s no bones in your fat ass, honey!”

        Classic rejoinder.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:44 pm The Dude

      100 bucks her husband is a beta…who calls her beautiful.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:11 pm The Bechtloff

        Or he’s black. I swear they’ll fuck a refrigerator as long as it’s white.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm The Dude

        She mentioned his name…he does have one of those online diaries.

        https://www.facebook.com/wkbt.mike.thompson

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:25 pm The Bechtloff

        Holy shit, he looks like he’s 12. Yeah, safe bet thats a beta.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:30 pm Anon

        The responses to his post about his wife are worth reading.
        Lots of betas out there. And guys here worry that game will become too mainstream.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:57 pm corvinus

        Fatties need lovin’ too. Betas are just the ticket. /sarcasm

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm whorefinder

        Or gay with a beard. Still happens a lot in media/showbiz types. Ask Anderson Cooper how coming out has “helped” him.

        Most fags realize their time to be “out and proud” is preciously short. The better-informed ones keep it on the DL.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:33 pm Olympius

      The youtube comments are the new stand-up comedy.

      “YES, I am obese…. on a doctor’s chart”

      Bitch, you’re obese on any chart.”

      lolz

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:34 pm The Bechtloff

        I love that Doctor’s Chart comment of hers. What do Doctors know right? I wonder if she alwasy has that additude at the Doctors. Yeah, I guess I have cancer, but only according to the doctors bullshit tests.

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  43. on October 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm The Dude

    It’s just the hose. I’d rather have a 7 inch mindset.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm Sim

      if a girl doesnt like my length, ill find a new girl.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm whorefinder

        Yep. If a girl’s bitching about your penis size, that’s an immediate bail. When I say immediate, I mean immediate:

        put your clothes on and walk out the door without a word.

        If she’s at your place, take her stuff, put it outside the door, and shove her out the door.

        Absolutely no excuse for that.

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  44. on October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm Bob Wallace

    Koreans are 3.8 inches? No wonder that Korean guy killed all those people in Virginia. I’m sure he was an Omega and decided to get revenge on all those white people who rejected and laughed at him.

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  45. on October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm Stuki

    The most reasonable explanation I can come up for for black dudes size, is that they are engaged in an arms race with women in a society with very little in the way of mate guarding. Growing and carrying an anaconda around, is costly in terms of resources. Hence, having a big one is a health marker.

    To select for health, African women have developed their world renowned thickness, placing reproductive “targets” a good distance from the entry of the vagina. Making them disproportionally likely to be impregnated by someone who can make his deposits deeper. While the smaller guys can fire all they want, but are stuck like some poor field goal kicker making 80 yard attempts.

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  46. on October 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm gunslingergregi

    i’ve gotten more ho’s off the street than jesus so uhh yea who knows

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  47. on October 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm the dude

    need to Show UK ex African background

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  48. on October 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm webe

    Morpheus is on the right track. Penis size has a high correlation with testosterone levels both during gestation and during puberty. This means that the variance cannot be explained by theories emphasizing female selection which assume penis size is hereditary; I seem to remember reading that it is not — it’s not a “like father like son thing.” This means variance is due to female hormone levels (testosterone), and would imply more masculine women in a population results in larger penises (aside from diet, which I think is problematical for evolutionary time scales).
    Many of the other suggestions about climate and other factors also strike me as problematical for evolutionary time scales.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:13 pm uh

      Also good.

      Applying this value, look again at the list: those at the bottom (smallest penises) are also known for more submissive women.

      The European nations toward the middle are bastions of women’s rights. Italy is known anecdotally for “feisty” and hairy women, while in Ghana sexual dimorphism is much less pronounced (girls often indistinguishable from boys, and wasn’t that Olympian runner who didn’t know her sex from Ghana??), probably ditto for Republic of Congo.

      Something to this for sure.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:59 pm corvinus

        Looking at Sweden versus Ireland and Russia, I don’t think this theory holds water all the way. And African women, unlike their American cousins, are very submissive.

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  49. on October 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm AsianBeta

    As an Asian man, slowly learning game I am slowly realizing the fact that being Asian is a factor for how these things will play out. Some girls (especially white girls) will reject me at first glance, it seems that biomechanics are holding me back.

    What do, heartiste, what do?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm Tyrone

      Fuck your own.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 11:28 pm Greg Eliot

        Tyrone, for the win.

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    • on October 4, 2012 at 7:59 am Dr Caveman

      Being able to find a girls gspot and make her cum hard multiple times would be a good start. Other than that, don’t fret.

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  50. on October 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm JD

    It’s all about evolution. In warmer climates a larger penis acts as a heat sink. In colder climates the penis needs to stay close to the body, otherwise it would be at risk for frostbite.

    That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 10:37 pm thwack

      You mighte be on to something?

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  51. on October 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm Trimegistus

    I’m betting on climate. Asians and Europeans live in cold climates, where having a largish (flaccid) dick promotes heat loss and risks frostbite. Asians, it should be noted, seem to be more cold-adapted than Europeans, especially Koreans and Han Chinese. The study doesn’t include Mongolians, but I bet they’re pretty low on the list.

    In Africa you can let it dangle without worrying.

    But Ecuadorans are just a bunch of big fat liars.

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  52. on October 2, 2012 at 5:50 pm bigdickeddeadgordon

    Having a big meat is indeed good news. But a word of caution, my brothers: it is not good news because you think it will give a woman much pleasure. That is a beta mindset (the beta seeks to serve and give pleasure; the alpha seeks to be served and have pleasure). It is only good to have a big meat because it will increase your own pleasure. A big meat generally means a bigger purple bit, and it is in the purple bit that the sensitivity lies. For those of us having or aspiring to an alpha mindset, therefore, the luckiest among us would appear to be him with the biggest purple bit. However, sex is as much mental as physical, so there are factors being neglected here.

    So leave the rejoicing or worrying over dick size, in its function of providing female pleasure at least, to the betas. “Hey beta, if you give your wife an orgasm tonight, she might let you go to the ball game with your friends tomorrow” lol

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm peckerwood

      One chick who has experience with the dark side said that her chocolate love muffin did indeed have a dong like one of those summer sausages you give as Christmas presents (her words) and that the guy just couldn’t pump enough blood into the ding dong to keep it hard.

      so, there’s that to consider.

      [heartiste: interesting. it’s kind of like holding a brick. hold it down at your side, and it’s not too heavy. hold it at arm’s length, and it feels a lot heavier. the muscles have to work harder. maybe the big flaccid footwursts require a lot more cardiovascular effort, and therefore don’t hold up well at the moment they’re most needed.]

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 5:37 pm Greg Eliot

        If said choco muffin’s face turns white during an erection, said summer sausage is heading for a winter of discontent.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm bigdickeddeadgordon

        This is true. I never saw a clip where John Holmes had a raging hard-on. Also, I saw an excerpt from a documentary about a guy that had 12.9 inch dick. When standing, even his strongest boner wouldn’t get to horizontal. He said he had to fuck guys because he was too big for women. i know guys with really long skinned dicks have no problem get hard because i’ve noticed it in porno.

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      • on October 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm peckerwood

        He said he had to fuck guys

        da fuck?

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      • on October 10, 2012 at 6:29 pm peckerwood

        I always assumed the flacidity was a volumetric issue. “Hello, heart, I’d like a pint of blood to be delivered to my dick” Tall order.

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  53. on October 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm YaReally

    Know how I know you guys are gay? You discuss men’s penises all day.

    http://rationalmale.wordpress.com/2012/09/17/size-matters/#comment-10012

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  54. on October 2, 2012 at 6:10 pm Rum

    The highest selling dildos and vibrators are definitely big-ish. At least in the West where this kind of information is out there in the open.
    A 500 lb top male Gorilla, who lives in Africa, BTW, will pack maybe 2 inches.
    It is often overlooked just how weird humans are sexually compared to the rest of Gods creation.
    1. Concealed estrus.
    2. Permanent, year-round big tits.
    3. Virtually hairless.
    4. Huge penes compared to body size.
    5. Permanent female hip fat.
    6. Females who get on top and, with the right man, ride themselves off into another world.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 11:18 pm thwack

      7. big ass makoomba love, Lavar Burton, angelina Jolie innertube lips.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 10:12 am RappaccinisDaughter

      Have you read Desmond Morris’ “The Naked Ape”? He posits a number of theories for all of those features. Fascinating stuff.

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  55. on October 2, 2012 at 6:10 pm Cat Patrol

    The average penis is six inches long. The average vagina is nine inches deep. Do you know what that means?…..

    ……It means there’s miles and miles of unused pussy out walking around!

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:24 pm Greg Eliot

      Joke’s already been told, up above.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 6:56 pm YaReally

        “Joke’s already been stolen, up above.”

        Fixed for you. But that’s a good movie.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:04 am Greg Eliot

        I seldom claim originality for my routine.

        “A good writer borrows… a great one steals.” – Oscar Wilde

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:05 am Greg Eliot

        I’m not sure what movie that came from, but I first heard that joke in the Army back in the early ’70s.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 11:43 am Scott

        It’s “Pool hall junkies” It’s basically a crappier version of “Rounders” with the added bonus of Christopher Walken

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 1:58 pm uh

        “NIG-GERRR”

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:26 pm Adam

      Where did you get that number, breh? Wikipedia and other online sources all say the average vagina lengthens to 4-5 inches deep when sexually aroused.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:33 pm Turbo

      No wonder I always heard an echo when I was eating out the ex…

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:01 pm Darius Jackson

        Remember Sam Kinisons bit about a girl who fucks lepers? The guy is fucking her and his dick falls off. He feels around and finds another dick. “This isnt MINE!!OW!!OW!OWWWWWWWW!!Leper whore!!”

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 6:58 pm Taco

      “its common knowledge!”

      Hey Cat Patrol, I get the reference, even if no one else does.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 9:41 pm Aurini

      Approximately Five-hundred and eighty-three thousand kilometers, by my estimation.

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  56. on October 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm Tim

    I recently discovered the Honest Courtesan.

    her post on the subject:

    http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2010/09/08/all-shapes-and-sizes/

    excerpt:

    It is believed that the myth about black men having exceptionally large penises began in bathrooms and locker rooms, the only places normal heterosexual men ever see other men’s genitalia; black men’s penises tend to shrink very little when flaccid in comparison with those of white men (a statistical truth supported by my own observations), so a white man seeing a black penis might think, “If it’s that big when it’s soft, how big must it be hard?”

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:13 pm Anonymous

      And you believe this?

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  57. on October 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm Anon

    OT

    Motivational pickup by Mystery

    http://askmystery.com/2012/05/09/best-pickup-captured-on-camera/

    Gets interesting at 4:20.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:10 pm YaReally

      Elbows too pointy. 2/10, would not bang.

      Besides, she SAID she talked to him because he’s tall! So that proves that you have to be tall to get laid. Game is a myth.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 8:18 pm Anon

        And he’s good-looking. Don’t tell me that doesn’t count.
        Besides, she only likes him because he’s dressed like a douchebag. Modern chicks are sooo superficial anyway.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 7:28 pm Olympius

      She tells him “I only talked to you cause you’re so tall” but she has no idea what turned her on.

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  58. on October 2, 2012 at 6:24 pm Omega_Dork

    With all the immigration these days it seems stupid to list findings by country. Race makes more sense. I think the order is:

    Sub-Saharan African
    Meditteranean
    Northern European
    Asian Indian
    Mongolian/Tibetan/Amerindian
    East Asian

    I don’t believe that South Americans have large cocks even with their Mediterranean blood.

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  59. on October 2, 2012 at 6:35 pm Anon

    The consensus is that size matters and you can get an extra couple of inches in length AND girth if you jelq and stretch for 3 years.

    I got an extra inch in length and half an inch in girth over the last year. I’m now proudly sporting a 7×5.75 schlong.

    It’s like complaining about muscles and shit. Everyone knows this shit matters. Except Yareally.

    Well seriously I know it doesn’t matter, except for greasing the pickup skids and making for better sex marathons.

    Anyway, ripped and hung… Feelsgoodman.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 11:21 pm immoralgables

      “I’m now proudly sporting a 7×5.75 schlong.”

      No you’re not.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:38 am Anon

        Yes I am.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 6:00 pm anon

      Just looked up jlq, sounds like BS, but the traction thing does sound promising. If you srsly did traction, tell us more, weight, device, length of time?

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm Anon

        No traction, seriously. It’s called hanging and it’s not for newbies anyway. You have to do manual exercises for a whole year before considering it because of injuries etc… At least that’s what the veterans say. And it’s only for those hard gainers who couldn’t achieve results with classic PE.
        I just did jelqing and stretching and other assorted exercises with weird names lol.

        Lool up pegym or thundersplace if you’re really interested. It’s all free. But you have to do a lot of reading before trying anything. Check it out, it’s like another red pill lol.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:15 pm anon

        very interesting. andropenis said that traction (9 hour stretching at about 3 pounds) was harmless but I never found reviews.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 5:51 pm Anon

        If you know what you’re doing, it’s probably harmless with that kind of weight, but the process is still not for newbies. For example, the glans is very fragile and it can be pulled off (yes, like separated from the rest of your dick) with minimal weight. That’s why the traction device stays away from the glans.
        But newbies do all kind of stupid shit, because they just buy the “best device ever with 90 days guaranteed results” without reading shit and add weight all the time hoping to get faster results etc… While the biggest wisdom in the PE forums is that you have to go very slowly and gradually, for safety and also for results because you can hit a plateau very fast if you overtrain.
        The science behind PE is very obscure and we always hear from skeptics that collagen cannot be extended, that the penis is not a muscle etc… I don’t know everything about that, all I know is that it works for many guys, including me, and there are many credible success stories on the forums, but very few with pictures. I doubt that all of them are keyboard jockeys, many definitely are jockeying, but not everyone. And there is a significant minority of hard gainers. It all comes down to if you wanna gamble or not

        My advice for those interested is to stay away from devices and fast easy solutions. Don’t ever think about surgery, it’s a fucking scam. Read everything you can about manual PE. There’s a ton of knowledge on the forums. I spent 2 months reading like crazy to get the full picture. And there’s always a safety concern somewhere with every technique. We only have one dick and the slightest mistake can get you in trouble or even damage it, sometimes permanently.
        But if done right, chances are that it will work. I know like everyone who reads CH that it’s not a big dick that’s gonna attract girls etc…, but still, everyone wants a big dick, because deep down, we all know that size matters, especially if you wanna play the field. Even with sex god method and squirting orgasms with fingers etc… banging a bitch is better with a bigger dick. But it takes a lot of time and effort. I used to spend like 40-60 minutes 4-5 times a week in the bathroom doing weird shit lol.

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  60. on October 2, 2012 at 6:43 pm Serenety

    and then there is this survey

    http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html

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  61. on October 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm The Dude

    I do like Jack LaLanne’s thoughts on how to get your penis longer.

    “If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look an inch longer.”

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:45 pm YaReally

      Jack LaLanne is a badass.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 5:48 pm peckerwood

      What about rumor that squats and deadlifts build up so much core muscles that you’re waist size goes up, knocking off a little bit from your junk?

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  62. on October 2, 2012 at 7:00 pm Rum

    For some reason, I have always actively hated fat Bar-Tenders. One night a few years ago I got a Fat Bartenders attention by first holding out my (then) girl friends Burmese Python up close enough to him that the Snake began to tense up to strike – and then yelled “an inch for every 30 pounds.”
    Of course, we were all thrown out.

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  63. on October 2, 2012 at 7:05 pm Mike Steinberg

    Lynn’s full paper is here. The need for parental provisioning seems plausible to me. In colder environments the women are more dependent on stable male providers who may have lower testosterone?

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  64. on October 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm LBK

    Everybody lies about penis size.

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  65. on October 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm yukky

    Yes so we should believe all the stats reported by third world countries? I saw this study, or one like it, in which Venezuela came right at the top, or near it, how does that work? Ecuador is mostly indio, with some black, and some Spanish. Doesn’t this alert you to the fact that the study might be bullshit? Also, the Congo? How was the data collected, in civil war? Who self-selected themselves to participate in this study in the Congo? I think I even saw in this study that Hungary had the largest in Europe.

    I don’t even believe the black > white > asian thing when it comes to this. Where do you get that from, porno? What “experience” are you guys talking about? I work out almost daily and have been in five different university locker rooms over the last ten years and I don’t remember seeing enough dicks to be able to make a comparison.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm Anonymous

      And, there is only ” one ” fvcking world. Unless you’re talking about extraterrestrials. That’s why you haven’t ” seen ” things. Hard to see with tunnel vision.

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  66. on October 2, 2012 at 7:47 pm sensei

    We swedes have an extra half inch because in the native land, just whipping out little swede causes a half inch iced cockring to form around the base.

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  67. on October 2, 2012 at 8:05 pm Anonymous

    I knew I was going to see a metric ton of bullsh!t, racist comments when I saw the title of this post.

    You can tell when a raw nerve has been struck. Folks tend to lash out.

    All of this ” big dick/low IQ ” nonsense, and your ability to ” get a mortgage “…. LOLz. Please. If that is what you hang your hat on to feel better about yourself, you are a sick and pitiful half-human being.

    As corny as it sounds, you dick-haters need to try to be the best MEN you can be. Making dick jokes, big or small, is immature and very bitch-like to say the least.

    So calm the fcuk down, take a deep relaxing breath, have a grown up conversation and realize that in the end, dick size is between you and the one you’re screwing.

    I swear.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 12:31 am Greg Eliot

      You can tell when a raw nerve has been struck. Folks tend to lash out.

      And now it’s time to play… SPOT THE IRONY!
      (raucous cheer from the studio audience)

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:01 am uh

      ‘E swears, ‘e does.

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  68. on October 2, 2012 at 8:05 pm Tyrone

    I notice among the white people that the Germanic ones are better endowed than the Celtic ones. I’d like to see a breakdown of British penis size to see if Taffies and Jimmies have smaller peckers than do Sasanacks.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:02 am uh

      Prolly bro. I’ve been told by a few Euro broads that German girls love Italian men ’cause they’re packing more. When I’ve been to Italian beaches, the German tourists were in shorts, the Italians in speedos. Ditto Miami beaches.

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  69. on October 2, 2012 at 8:22 pm LBK

    There is no trade-off between dick size and IQ. I have an IQ of 180 as well as a 12-inch dick. And none of you can prove that I don’t, which shows the validity of these “studies” and the theories that are based on them.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 8:25 pm Anon

      I think you’re right. I have a 75 IQ and a 2 inch wee-wee.
      I guess we’re both in the extremes.

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      • on October 2, 2012 at 9:35 pm sensei

        Outliars. Pun intended.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 7:41 pm LBK

        Exactly my point.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm peckerwood

      if you believe the testosterone womb blast theory, high IQ is another benefit, which makes it seem like you’d expect smart guys to be packing some trouser cannons.

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  70. on October 2, 2012 at 8:41 pm Anonymous Korean

    What’s shocking about a Korean 3.8″ average is that it’s an _AVERAGE_. I am Korean and measure 6.5-7.5″ (depending on the method), but unless I’m a far outlier, that means that there are corresponding men with… tragically small penes.

    So I feel for my Korean brethren, but the evident collective want of penile prowess makes demonstrating my personal genetic fortune to desirable women an uphill battle.

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  71. on October 2, 2012 at 8:53 pm Mr. C

    Ever noticed what is written on the base rim of a condom?

    No? So you’ve never had to roll one back that far hey.

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 10:40 pm Simon Corso

      It says ” If you can read this you should’ve purchased the larger size. “

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 12:16 am Greg Eliot

      The last one I used said: “Here Come Da Judge!”

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 8:04 am uh

        Recently, I had my first opportunity to break a condom during sex. Dunno if my boys made it home, but I hope so — she went back to Australia. 😉

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 11:05 am Greg Eliot

        I may not be famous around these parts, but I’m big Down Under.

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  72. on October 2, 2012 at 9:09 pm Rum

    Maggie is a living Saint; almost like unto an Ascended Being. She is being read by more important people than you can possibly imagine. The New York Times has more or less given up to the simple truths put out by this New Orleans whore with a degree in Library Science and a brain like Martin Luther.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:08 am uh

      Sounds boring.

      ***

      I just looked at her blog: boring. Moreover, she appears to be anti-white. Anything touted by the NYT is anti-white.

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  73. on October 2, 2012 at 9:12 pm Smeq

    What can a player do if his penis is small ( let’s say approx 4″)? Not care or learn how to eat pussy?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 9:19 pm Mr. C

      Both; and also learn to pound away like a jackhammer.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 9:43 pm Realiti Czech

      Eat pussy? Hell no. You’re not there to give your woman an orgasm. You’re there to get yourself off. Get the right frame – you are having sex for YOUR benefit, not hers.

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  74. on October 2, 2012 at 9:20 pm Michael

    You actually have a Ghanaian reader. I am very proud of the results of the study. I hope it goes mainstream.That will give some of us automatic DHV or DHP if you know what I mean.

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  75. on October 2, 2012 at 9:21 pm SpanishNYC

    Meanwhile women here in the States want the BBC while the beta chump film her getting drilled(cuckold).

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  76. on October 2, 2012 at 9:22 pm Jopni

    Every time i come on this site, i see heartiste bullshitting about Blacks and Africans in General. Is our fault we are Naturally endowed. Isnt it plain to see that off all races put on earth black men have the most testosterone, and that determines our superior, athletic capacity, bigger muscles, physical thoughness and frankly superior libido.

    There is a correlation with testosterone and Penis size of course the diminutive asain do come short but am sure they will have some variations would prove to the contrary in some region of the continent.

    Even in term of women, African women are much better bigger butts and better shapes than any other race. Why in the world do u have to result to calling the women sluttier to prove a dumb point.

    Mind you Congo is the most endowed country in the world and they dont wear pants to constraint there already long penis, so gravity help. Please stop been such a dumb ass, again races and generalising women of a particular race as sluttier than another.

    The question we should be asking is why are asian women(considering their males do come short) so loyal and other races cant seem to get through to them?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 10:10 pm Anon

      You missed the point. That niggers being filled with testosterone, certainly reap the physical benefits, especially for the very few who are above average, but most of y’all are unable to be civilized and cooperative.

      Therefore your brothas are acting like wild monkeys in every single country unfortunate enough to host them.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:14 am uh

      “There is a correlation with testosterone and Penis size”

      Also:

      – stupidity, to the point of clinical retardation
      – vanity / boasting, as evident here
      – promiscuity, from which follows:

      a. illegitimacy
      b. high rate of STIs
      c. mentally unstable children

      – violent impulsiveness, from which follows

      a. theft
      b. domestic abuse
      c. rape
      d. murder

      “Please stop been such a dumb ass, again races and generalising women of a particular race as sluttier than another.”

      Please keep quiet, kaffir. White men are speaking.

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      • on October 5, 2012 at 9:24 pm Jopni

        You are definately removed from black societies, But its not my social responsibility to cure ignorance. I will let you wallow in your isolated universe of stupidity.

        Cause i am sure u wont want to discuss a white society with institutionalized racism to limit potentials? .

        Keep quite while “white” people are talking about my male prowess.

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  77. on October 2, 2012 at 10:44 pm Rum

    Smeq
    Learn to write bursts of language that can punch thru the somnolent state of your readers. There are indeed many ways to fuck with readers and you only need a big cock for some of those ways.

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  78. on October 2, 2012 at 10:49 pm Andrew

    Is that why most black girls are slutty?

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    • on October 2, 2012 at 11:38 pm Jopni

      White Girls are sluttier, and please dont make this a race issue.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:38 am Greg Eliot

        You just did.

        Would you argue that STD rates are a valid gauge of sluttiness?

        Or merely bad luck.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 12:50 am Anon

        NIGGER!

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:15 am uh

      Most black girls are sluts — but for black men.

      White girls are more likely to slut outside their race, unfortunately.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm Stuki

      It’s not that black girls are sluttier. But rather that African guys are more concerned about nailing the next one and the one thereafter, than about guarding the one he’s got.

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  79. on October 3, 2012 at 12:14 am David

    This may be a stupid question, but is there a standard way to measure penis size when erect? Standing up? Lying down? Do you measure any of the length inside the pubic mound or start at the mound?

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 12:40 am Greg Eliot

      is there a standard way to measure penis size when erect?

      Naw, you can measure it while you’re either standing or sitting.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 12:47 am Anon

      You measure from the top, ie you measure only what you see.
      There is the bone-pressed measurement, where you press the rule on your pubic bone, and the non-bone pressed erection length. On jelqing forums they call it NBPEL and BPEL. The difference if you’re ripped is usually less than half an inch. If you’re fat, it can go up to two inches.
      The averages you see on the studies are bone-pressed.

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  80. on October 3, 2012 at 12:17 am aspic

    The Irish are the ultimate betas of the white race.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 1:11 am Anonymous

      Galway on a Friday night is no place for betas. Some of the meanest mutherfuckers I’ve ever seen. Kinda like Glaswegians except not as ugly. I sit down at the bar in spiddal , this mean looking dude walks up and says get the fook oota me chair. In my polite Canadian accent I say ” oh sorry” he looks at me and says “wha”? I get up and leave . Still regret not smashing my pint glass into his face. I’m sure if I did his 5 buddies would have kicked the fuck out of me like they did to some Aussie that night. He ended up in hospital. From what I’ve seen Irish guys are insane scrappers.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 8:21 am uh

        Totally. Same scene in Boston, even Quincy: lunatic Irish drunks. I’m always half on guard around them, as it can go either way without even realizing what you said that tipped the scale.

        One night in Quincy I asked one for a cigarette. He was already doing that sluggish sway pursuant to collapse, eyes half closed, but I knew I’d possibly made a serious faux pas by even asking, for at that stage they’re as likely to snap out of it and into a scrape.

        He gives me three cigarettes in a somehow threatening manner, then starts babbling about Galway. Then he’s on MMA, talking about an Irish fighter who lives here, and at last I learn why he hadn’t taken a swing yet: “Nowseeyew, yewwww, yew loooklikeyew can handoo yairself.”

        Truth is he would have wasted me, natch.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm askjoe

      Edinburgh on a Saturday night was 10 times scarier than Dublin, them white boys were crazy, it felt like fall of Saigon, people running through the streets drunk and fighting, cops beating up people, picking passed out people off and out of trash cans.

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  81. on October 3, 2012 at 12:40 am julesroy@mail.com

    How come no Arab country is listed?

    Someone afraid of a riot?

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:08 pm Stuki

      Or perhaps someone have better things to do with their lives than comparing genitals.

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  82. on October 3, 2012 at 1:03 am Lightning Round – 2012/10/03 « Free Northerner

    […] Penis size and science. The important point: am I bigger than average for my country? Answer: yes. Boo-yah! […]

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  83. on October 3, 2012 at 5:06 am Anonymous

    Fuck I love this blog

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 7:49 am thwack

      Here is some historical perspective for you young guys.

      White guys pretend they don’t like black pussy, but thats a trick designed to make the black girls give it up easy.

      But back in the day, at least in the south, it was very common for white males to fuck black females because there was no fear of pregnancy. Fucking white girls meant some white men might show up at your house with shot guns to talk to your dad.

      Or the town minister; or even a lawyer.

      Black females had no such protection. And they new it.

      Don’t forget the old saying: “momma’s baby, daddy’s maybe”

      Lots of black whores made a good living (by black standards) only fucking white men. In many cases, they themselves were the product of one of these unholy unions; hence the term “tragic mullato”.

      I suspect more than once, one of these white men ended up fucking his own black daughter.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 1:09 pm Greg Eliot

        Damn… at least when one plays whack-a-mole, the mole stays down for a bit.

        No such luck with whack-a-thwack.

        Give it up, old man… white men do not seek out black women for sex play as a rule, north or south… you’ve been watching too many Mandingo movies, and Hugh Grant does not a proof make.

        It’s not happening to any great extend now, even though the MSM bombards us with the idea that’s it’s accepted… and it didn’t happen all that much back then, when societal taboos still meant something to all but the most profligate denizens of the shanty towns.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm anon

        Cut to the chase, dollars to donuts, the only white people back in slavery times who banged black girls were teenagers, so hopped up on testosterone that they couldn’t help themselves to abuse their power (assuming that black girls back in the day weren’t attracted back to the white owner’s power, status (and of course, girls are never attracted to assholes or abusive men in power)). Once testosterone cooled down, only white southern belles and Georgia Peaches could hold those same white guy’s interest. Same as today, only high T males could possibly mate with the baked potatoes shaped brown women walking around looking like orcs. Luckily for the world, that T high passes for most men.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm anononononno

        There’s the phenomenon of rich, hot, famous black girls dating white guys, like Halle Berry et al. And yes, there are Rhiannas and Beyonces out there too, but jayz, chris brown, and kanye west aren’t exactly Michael Duncan Clarkes, ya know?

        It’s not unlikely that huge, orcish black females are so raciss against white men because they know that only brothers will give them some love. just like hearts’ take down of fat white black guy lover, sex advisor.

        and I don’t think all the white guys dating black women are sporting huge hunting rifles, if ya catch my drift. So, maybe there’s something else they like.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm Greg Eliot

        Halle Berry, Rhianna, Beyonce… heh, heh, “black” girls.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 9:19 pm thwack

        White people don’t give a fuck what “brand” of nigger you are.
        They’ll hang you from a tree just as well.

        White people lynched an elephant one time.

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      • on October 3, 2012 at 8:11 pm Stuki

        I thought everybody in the south fucked their own daughters. And sisters. And cousins. What’s black gotta do with it?

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  84. on October 3, 2012 at 7:12 am Mark Minter

    I kind of believe in symmetry. Bigger men have longer dicks and taller women have bigger pussies. The Swedes are bigger guys that the Irish. The Chinese are smaller.

    But that certainly doesn’t explain Colombia other than it is Triguena, a mix of European and African men with Indigenous women. The people that live there along with men from Ecuador are not the people that are indigenous to the area. All the female genes are predominately indigenous and limited to the initial indigenous women that the first settlers came into contact. After that the gene pool was made more and more European and African through successive generations. The Colombian men prefer a women with more of a bubble ass than American men to. A term of endearment is Peluches, meaning “pillows”, more common in Cali then Medellin. And Valle has a higher number of blacks to most other Colombian cities. So maybe more African genes got passed around as the women with more African physical tendencies were chosen over other women and the men with the bigger dicks got more sex from their wives and the wives had more children.

    Who knows? But for all of you guys that think going to Colombia is the shit, know this. Most of the Americans that go to Colombia are smaller, fairly beta and unattractive. The opinion of the Colombian women is that Gringos have little dicks. The girl that told me held her thumb and forefinger apart by just a couple of inches. I said “I am 6’3″ tall. Do you really think I have two inch dick? Do you really think the men that are the most attractive to American women are catching planes to fly to Colombia for sex with Colombian women?”

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:29 am uh

      “But that certainly doesn’t explain Colombia other than it is Triguena, a mix of European and African men with Indigenous women.”

      You’re falsifying data and generalizing.

      The majority of Afro-Colombians live in the coastal department, Chocó (lolozozz), and are scattered around the southern departments, with a heavier presence in the city of Pasto.

      They do exhibit signs of admixture: for example they are famous for having yellow eyes. This isn’t exaggeration, I saw it several times in Cali.

      In very poor parts, more recent hybrids are in evidence, but this not nearly a majority.

      White Colombians themselves — the great majority living in the major cities — are predominantly either pure Spanish or the result of European colonist males + indigenous females.

      Stop lying about white people, faggot.

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  85. on October 3, 2012 at 8:41 am dele

    How do we write to heartiste. got a story for ya.

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  86. on October 3, 2012 at 9:01 am The Gay Answer

    When dealing with penis size by race firstly would want to know if in all countries the same methods of measurement were used and also if they weren’t self measured which would leave cause alot of inaccuracies.

    Another option would be to ask gay guys who on average see way more cock than even the sluttiest girls. To get a good feel for size differences.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 11:11 am Greg Eliot

      Another option would be to ask gay guys who on average see way more cock than even the sluttiest girls.

      Their ‘firsthand’ experience would be more reliable… they’re very anal about that sort of data gathering.

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  87. on October 3, 2012 at 11:39 am yukky

    The bear analogy makes me think that the writer buys into the whole black men are sexier thing, sexier as such. He’s saying that the only thing that works in white men’s favor is that they can get a mortgage or something. I don’t think it’s true at all. I’m a gay guy and I prefer white (and “latino”) men to black, and it’s not because they’re better providers. While I make some exceptions (I’ve been with 2 “downlow” black guys, it was nothing special) I don’t find blacks more masculine or sexier. Quite honestly they come off as less so and it feels like they’re playing a role. They seem unable to be manly in a relaxed or laid-back way, it’s always so caricaturish. Black men seem frankly insecure in their masculinity and it comes out during sex.

    I also didn’t notice a difference with RE to cock size either in my (relatively few) experiences with men, nor in day to day life like at the gym.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm gunslingergregi

      yea thats what i say i went to public school with a ton of black dudes.
      Didn’t see it.
      Played football didn’t see a diference.
      still saying the point is that the white dudes go on to lead successful lives and have a family they support and are out of the dating loop. The black dudes mostly don’t they end up getting into drugs and whatever so they the ones on the street hustling going to jail and being perpetual daters.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm thwack

      yukky
      They seem unable to be manly in a relaxed or laid-back way, it’s always so caricaturish.
      ——————————————-

      Excuse me?

      FCOL, you are buttfucking guys?

      You are no authority on what is normal. Not only are you a nigger lover, but a faggot too?

      Probably also a white supremacist.

      You have no credibility.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm thwack

      yukky
      I don’t find blacks more masculine or sexier. Quite honestly they come off as less so and it feels like they’re playing a role. They seem unable to be manly in a relaxed or laid-back way, it’s always so caricaturish.
      ————————————————-

      Look homo, you have no credibility, you’re a faggot.

      This reminds me of the white female porn stars who perform all kinds of vile acts and then say, “but I don’t fuck black guys cause Im high classed…”

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  88. on October 3, 2012 at 1:41 pm Neuro

    TL;DR.

    Anyway, being Icelandic.. this sort of holds true. My little pebble balloons out to 4 times its flaccid state, right into the national average. I often feel more cold on my dick than on my nose. Thnx cartilage and yay HBD!

    Dunno if this ties into that but most western women I’ve come upon (pun lulz) just leave me in the -20° seconds after opening their cockgobblers. I don’t get aroused by women very often, and we get ALOT of tourists. i mostly settle with getting them to buy me drinks at usurious prices. Thnx sad anglophone women!

    How much shit-testing is enough? At any rate, status, status, status. Why U think this is such a musical country? No car, no job, no prospects, but Hey!
    I’m in a band.

    Even pencilnecked service industry Beta neckbeards get more action, as long as they’re in a band..

    Status, status, status.

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  89. on October 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm omegaman93555

    I had a slutty girlfriend once (apparently including while she was with me) who told me I was “on the big side, especially for a white guy”. I’m just under 7″ so I see what she means. I’m half Irish and half Swedish but have always identified with the Swedish side.

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  90. on October 3, 2012 at 2:52 pm Matt Parrott

    Before civilization added multiple layers of complexity, there were essentially two super-categories of humans:

    Environmentally Selected Humans: These are populations which survived in low population deserts, rainforests, tundra, remote islands, and such. For them, the greatest obstacles to mating were freezing to death, dying of thirst, being eaten by a tiger, or whatever. They had relatively high testosterone levels, robust skeletal structures, and long penises. Why our common ancestor had a long penis is an important question which I’m going to set aside for now.

    Sexually Selected Humans: These are populations which survived in the fertile temperate habitats, especially the major river valleys and deltas. For them, the greatest obstacles to mating were other males, increasingly intelligent and vicious males hellbent on killing you and taking your wife, mom, sisters, and daughters for themselves.

    The human brain isn’t large enough to decipher differential calculus and program Facebook apps because that’s environmentally adaptive. It’s not. It’s environmentally maladaptive…a massive calorie sink, a nightmare for child delivery, and a huge vulnerability in terms of instincts becoming secondary to whichever abstractions are dumped into it.

    It’s our anthropocentric vanity that lulls us into seeing environmental selection for intelligence as natural…despite common sense and the record clearly demonstrating otherwise. The only (and I do mean only) reason human intelligence exists as it does is as an instrument of male territorial aggression. The human male brain is designed by and for war. And human females have massive brains for the same reason human males have nipples.

    Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about penises. I’m merely sketching up the background hypothesis so that the answer makes sense.

    Male territorial aggression in the most fertile (and therefore populous) regions was ubiquitous before the transition to sedentary civilization, resulting in a chronic gender imbalance. While polygyny ensured that all fertile females would be mated with, neoteny and attractiveness determined whether a female would manage to mate with the most powerful (intelligent and therefore militarily successful) males.

    The acute selection for neoteny and feminine attractiveness selects against testosterone and other “manliness factors”, including, incidentally and accidentally, male penis size. It’s one of those gender selection trade-offs, like how women who are busty have brothers with bitch tits.

    1. The greater the percentage of temperate zone ancestry, the smaller the penis.

    2. The more recent the temperate zone ancestry, the smaller the penis.

    The final wrinkle with this is that Caucasians have rather recently stumbled across a series of adaptations which serve as misleading indicators of neoteny: white skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair. This changed the equation, easing the selective pressure on the “master switch” of testosterone which was evolution’s only option for making Asian females more attractive. White females could retain the lantern jaws, broad shoulders, and other less feminine features because they had cheat codes which made them appear more feminized than they actually are.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 5:29 pm corvinus

      The final wrinkle with this is that Caucasians have rather recently stumbled across a series of adaptations which serve as misleading indicators of neoteny: white skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair. This changed the equation, easing the selective pressure on the “master switch” of testosterone which was evolution’s only option for making Asian females more attractive. White females could retain the lantern jaws, broad shoulders, and other less feminine features because they had cheat codes which made them appear more feminized than they actually are.

      This might also help explain why Europeans went out and took over the world, because they have both high IQ and relatively high T.

      High IQ and low T leads to isolation, so foreign men won’t come and take your women (Japan, Korea).

      Low IQ and high T is highly r-selective; high birth rates and highly sexual males. Low IQ and low T: easy-going tropical peoples with moderately high fertility, with highly sexual females (Latinos, Filipinos).

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      • on October 5, 2012 at 10:05 pm gramps

        Yeah. Tell that to the Mongols.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 7:38 pm Dan Fletcher

      Solid post.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm Stuki

      Interesting post.

      I do think your conclusion relies a bit too heavily on a priorily assumed constraints on sex differentiation; as per your reasoning, any mutation that simultaneously allows for more masculine men and more feminine women, would clean up competitively, and hence evolutionarily.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 1:50 am Matt Parrott

        One thing people frequently miss about evolution is that it’s not usually about outright mutations. The lion’s share of change, especially within the relatively short timeframe we’re working with, is changing environments favoring and disfavoring existing adaptations which are either lurking around in only a minority of the population or are buried in junk DNA awaiting a mutation to switch it on.

        Most mutations are either irrelevant or problematic, and even the advantageous ones often come at a cost. For instance, one pleiotropic phenotype pairs a ~5 point IQ advantage with myopia. Imagine how acutely intelligence must have been selected for that it was worth the “cost” of being functionally blind. Imagine how intensely large breasts were selected for, for them to be so large that women bearing them can barely run at all and frequently suffer from chronic back problems.

        And all the nonsense about White skin and Vitamin D is “just so” story bullshit. Somalis in Scandinavia are reproducing quite well, even while indoors far more than their ancestors would have been. White skin is an environmental handicap, plain and simple. It causes your flesh to literally boil and peel off your body after only a couple hours of exposure to the sun.

        The Nordic Hypothesis which is popular in the HBD community deserves as much scrutiny as the politically correct orthodoxy on human origins. It’s every bit as bunk, but is unthinkingly accepted as the null hypothesis even though the genetic, archaeological, anthropological, and historical sources all point towards the temperate river valleys…not the arctic steppe.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 6:48 am uh

        ” For instance, one pleiotropic phenotype pairs a ~5 point IQ advantage with myopia.”

        Scots-Irish!

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 7:10 am uh

        ” Imagine how intensely large breasts were selected for, ”

        http://seductivejewess.com

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm Stuki

        My general approach to modelling competitive evolution, is to assume those individuals we observe left standing, are the result of a fairly exhaustive search. Which is why I have problems accepting that women are carrying a huge brain for supposedly no reason, other than that men needs them to compete for mates.

        This may be inaccurate in some instances, but if I can find explanations that looks like a global optimum, I tend to use Occam’s razor and put more stick in them, than in ones that require assumptions about constraints that are more or less pulled out of thin air.

        I must admit that my field is not biology, but rather math, computation and finance, so perhaps studying actual human genes make some constraints look less “pulled out of thin air” than they seem from where I’m standing.

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    • on October 4, 2012 at 7:51 pm Half Canadian

      One problem here is with China. China has some very fertile areas. That would allow for sexual selection.
      As well, the Mongols went through China, and the mongols were definitely high T.
      Now, you could argue that the combination of the Mongols (who were probably closer to selection based on providing until they rampaged through half the world) and the Han (who were the farmers that worked the Yellow River) resulted in this result, but I’m skeptical.

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  91. on October 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm L

    Penis size correlates with overall body size.

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  92. on October 3, 2012 at 5:32 pm Mr Deadly

    “And human females have massive brains for the same reason human males have nipples.”

    Absolutely false.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45646131/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/gender-math-gap-cultural-not-biological/#.UGr-rq7YEaA

    [heartiste: sorry, your linked study was debunked by reams of studies concluding otherwise.]

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 5:40 pm askjoe

      well, thanks for clearing that up. The data point that bitches in Islamic misogynistic societies don’t do as well as other countries really shines a light on things.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm Mike Steinberg

      @ Mr Deadly,

      Read some of the research by Doreen Kimura.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 7:00 pm Anon

      lol
      what a moron.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:39 pm Stuki

      If not entirely false, at least greatly exaggerated. Human females spend so much time and energy raising their offspring, and there is so much evidence that a stimulating early childhood carries benefits; that being born to a retarded womb, or raised by a mother with the brains of an average wolf, is highly unlikely to be without negative consequences.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 6:54 am uh

        Though a beautiful line, I’m in stark disagreement. The sexes’ respective surplus of gray and white matters speaks in favor of different specialization. Male retain nipples because there’s no pressure targeting them; the trait just didn’t matter enough to be weeded out. The brain of the human female is quite a lot more tissue than vestigial nipples; not something likely to pass muster unless it served its purposes.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 7:03 am uh

        Also makes nonsense of the theory itself, no? It seems drastically one-sided, no less than the rash of MSM articles of the past decade touting “large social networks” (i.e. FACEBOOK) as the source of high intelligence.

        It’s obvious to me at least that a chattering, sympathetic ape and a hunting, warlike ape of the same species will have coevolving brains with congruent, but not entirely overlapping functions.

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    • on October 4, 2012 at 10:42 am Greg Eliot

      Gentlemen, you will have noticed from prior postings that Dreadly’s grasp of history (and now science) is not all it could be.

      Further consideration of another endeavor might be in order.

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  93. on October 3, 2012 at 5:57 pm Dextrology

    I heard Justin Wayne has a big one

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  94. on October 3, 2012 at 6:31 pm Mike Steinberg

    Regarding the man whose research Lynn was examining – Professor JP Rushton, RIP. A brave academic.

    http://isteve.blogspot.co.nz/2012/10/jp-rushton-rip.html

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  95. on October 3, 2012 at 6:39 pm MaMu1977

    Back on topic: my best (female) friend is a slut. Not the “OMG I’m so waested right now take me home”, kind of slut, but theTLC-worshipping, “I’m sober, you’re cute and I have an empty pussy”, kind of slut. And she asks three questions of her potential playmates prior to deciding whether to take things further.

    1. What were your mother’s favorite things to cook when you were a child?
    2. What are your favorite things to eat, now that you’re an adult?
    3. How often did you go on vacation as a child?

    She says that with about 95% accuracy, she can tell how big a guy is through those three questions. Her breakdown, from last to first.

    3. If the man went on frequent vacations (1+ a year), his parents had enough money to keep high-nutrient food on the table. If he can count all of his childhood vacations without using the fingers on his second hand, he either had his share of hungry days or his parents kept him full of low-nutrient food. The denser the nutrient levels as a child, the larger/longer the dick.

    2. How a person eats as an adult is shaped on their childhood eating habits. An adult male who eats lots of nutrient-rich foods (even when he has shortfalls in money and time which would lead to a dependance on fast food), is a man who was raised on home cooking. Therefore, he was raised in an environment that would provide for the fuel needed for maximum growth of all parts (IOW, no risk of malnutrition due to poor diet.) If she’s dealing with a guy who was raised on a poor diet, but changed his ways as a young adult, she assumes that his mature diet is enough to make up for the lack as a child.

    1. Her pet theory (which she said she figured out after fucking about 5 different rural Inuit during a 3-month long business trip in Alaska): high-fat diet equals >5.5+” of girth, high-protein diet equals >6+” of length, high-starch diet equals <5.5" of both stats.

    So- Asian guy raised in his parents' country origin with a high-vegetable/rice diet equals the reported average, Asian guy with a diet high in beef as well as other staples equals the white average, Asian guy raised in a non-Asian country who eats a non-Asian (but lower-starch) diet is big enough to do porn (because "everyone knows" that all Asians are small enough to use Cheerios as Fleshlights.) Asian guy raised in a non-Asian country with parents who can afford to make their boy "big and strong" equals the guy who always pops up in Asian dick size arguments, the "Well, I knew a guy back in high school from Hong Kong who…", guy. I'm no exception. I've fucked my share of Japanese, Chinese and Filipina chicks, and the ones who had been involved with military guys (read as: they met a military guy in a brothel or "juicy" bar, married him for the visa, then got divorced as soon as they set foot on American soil) always had stories about at least one Asian patron who was a "cut above" the rest.

    Black guys and white guys are the same way. Talk to any woman who likes fucking black guys and she'll tell you: continental Africans have a lot of length and are short on girth. Continental Africans tend to have high protein/low fat diets (lots of beans/little meat, with most of their meat being chicken or pork.) Talk to any woman who's infatuated with blondes or Aryans (including Hindu, surprisingly) and they'll tell you: good girth, average length. Northern Europeans and Hindus tend to have high fat/medium protein diets (some meat and beans, but lots of cheese and butter.) Hybrid guys, such as urban/Caribbean blacks or anglosphere mutts (your standard American/Australian/Canadian with a Swedish grandfather and an Irish great-grandmother and a half-Italian/half-Hungarian grandmother, etc.), tend to fall into the middle-to-just-barely-above average size in length and girth. But to find guys with the total package, you have to pick "ghetto"-food stamp-fed black guys, rural white guys and/or remittance-fed Central American/Caribbean mestizos (the type of guys who were raised on ample amounts of meat and/or beans, lots of greasy cheese, and who had parents who could afford to put all of those things on the plate in large amounts every single day.) You'll find outliers (the ghetto guy raised on box macaroni and cheese, the farmer with health nuts for parents, etc.), but her personal truths have worked for her. She even told me the main reasons that she stopped fucking Africans-Africans don't grow (a soft 6 became a hard 6.3) and they couldn't do anything but fuck for five minutes, then roll over.

    That being said, the woman who told me this theory didn't start gathering evidence until she compared rural Inuit (the type that had a yearly diet of whale meat and blubber) to urban Inuit (the type who embraced "filling", starchy food.) But her evidence kind of speaks for itself (when you consider that the study that's being used in this post.) Japanese and Korean guys get the short end of the stick. The Asian men sampled would have been taken from colleges and universities (who would have had traditional-minded, "Eat your rice and veggies", parents.) It explains why the omnivorous Thai and Filipino men are larger than their more "civilised" neighbours, and why the all-but-starving men of the sub-continent are as small as their Eastern "betters"(despite possessing genetic profiles that tie them to presumably "larger" European people.) Likewise for the European scores, where the increasingly urbanised central Europeans, with their "healthier" diets, are measured against the Europeans with more rural, nutrient-dense diets (It explains why the fatty fish and tinned beef-eating Icelanders tower over their potato and grain-munching Scandinavian and Celtic forebears.) It explains why Africans are "winners" in length (diets high in beans and pulse, fried in vegetable fat), but losers in girth (low animal fat exposure, combined with "filling" low-fat donated military surplus.) It explains why anglosphere men dominate the international porn industry (even in Asian markets, where foreign-born Asians are outsourcing native Asians in the modern industry.)

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  96. on October 3, 2012 at 7:04 pm Herman

    http://www.sizesurvey.com/
    Accordig to this study white people have the biggest and black people overestimate their size the most.
    I dont know, maybe blacks are bigger is only propaganda from the usual diversitocrats.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 9:32 pm thwack

      White man found a lamp, so he rubbed it and a genie came out and said “Your wish is my command”. The white guy thought a second and then said “I wish I was hung like a nigger”.

      The next morning they found him hanging from a tree.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 12:06 am Greg Eliot

        Black man finds same lamp, genie says make a wish:

        “I wants ta be high and tight, outta sight, and in da groove!”

        Genie turns him into a tampon.

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      • on October 4, 2012 at 6:58 am uh

        Whitey, kaffir, and Rican walking on the beach at Coney Island, find a lamp.

        One rubs it and out comes the genie. “I’ll grant you one wish per man. How about you, Darnell?”

        “Hm. I want all my peopo’ to go back to Africa, have lots of money and be happy.” — “Done!” Kaffir disappears. “And you, Juanito?”

        “Ummm. Well meng I want all my people to go back to Puerto Rico and have all dat too, meng.” — “Done!” Rican disappears. “And how about you, sir?”

        White man thinks for a few seconds. “How ’bout a Coke?”

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    • on October 4, 2012 at 12:00 am Dextrology

      That study actually shows there’s no statistically significant difference between black and white male penis sizes. Still contradicts the study here, though.

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  97. on October 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm Rum

    Elegant and correct by-intuition explanations are too often wrong.
    T, alone determines these things being discussed?
    If a fetus of any given ethnicity were to be exposed to artificially elevated T. I seriously doubt that it would be born as a blend of John Holmes and Genghas Khan. Nature is always more complicated.
    Lots of mammals have very high T levels and exhibit none of these qualities.
    Human growth hormone promotes growth and also turns on inhibition of growth. Negative Feed-back control loops are nearly always part of the picture even when they are hard to see at first.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 7:10 pm peckerwood

      Yeah, the testosterone blast may be a bit much of a stretch, eh? Not that lack of imagination is an argument, it’d be interesting to actually test T on a prenatal timeline vs baby attributes to really see.
      I go back to my idea that dick size correlates to a society’s monogamy standard. If you have prearranged marriages or very low competition marriage then you get micropenis and really ugly girls. In judeo, christian societies, selection was never really based on penis size but more on status, so not much psize selection (PSS). And then you get the natural selection race when there’s little to no monogamy in scandi and african countries giving you a PSS arms race. Although, it seems like the golden ratio is where the girls have to show nice faces and bodies and the guys have to have attractive features and IQ, not just warpigs getting fucked by guys in grasshuts.

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  98. on October 3, 2012 at 7:25 pm Shawn

    Congo women must have the loosest vaginas.

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    • on October 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm Stuki

      I don’t know.

      Consider how much bigger the average baby’s head is than even the biggest schlonged Kongolese’s manhood; and I can’t help but wonder if sex for those those big headed, small dicked Asians can be different from splashing around in a water bucket 🙂

      Maybe that;s where the schoolgirl and virgin obsessions come from……

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  99. on October 3, 2012 at 7:26 pm peckerwood

    lolz, I called it Cavern Fever.

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  100. on October 4, 2012 at 10:16 am dumasworld

    congo women have the biggest arses, ever noticed how black guys like fat girls? It’s genetic, the size of cocks are dependent on the genetics in that area. Fat women = fat long cocks to penetrate through blubber. Why do black girls have big bootys?

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  101. on October 4, 2012 at 12:21 pm Anonymous

    Guys..a few things to take into account here.

    1. The real closest to reality readings are Iceland, Congo and Korea or Japan, because these countries are more or less homogenous. Readings on the USA for instance, are probably going to include the darkest blacks from deep down in Alabama, to smallest Asians in the bay area, then of course Mexicans of varying shades of brown, and whites , mixed folks and so forth.

    Same for UK but maybe to a lesser extent. Same for Germany where you have millions of Africans and Turkish peoples changing the average.

    Iceland, Congo, Korea are still mainly comprised of their own unique ethnic/racial groups…which as it fairs is not that bad.

    2. Read up on studies done on evolution and penis length. It has a lot to do with the testosterone dump in the womb early on in pregnancy. Same as a deep voice, musculature, penis etc. all these things start very early in the womb.

    I do not have the stats on hand, but if you were to take 10 men of each race and rated the early testosterone dump. With American blacks it might be 5-6 out of ten will have experienced this larger testosterone dump (usually associated with more impulsive bahviour, poorer performance in school , earliery sexual activity etc)

    Out of 10 whites 4-5 out of 10 perhaps. To all of us white guys, this is could be the grease monkey redneck you knew at school who was always naturally muscular, knocked his gf up early, got into more trouble than the other “normal” white guys.

    Out of 10 Asians 1-2 out of 10. Think most normal , smart, yet docile Asian guys..then you have that occasional one who could always ball with the brothers, was a little more wild, got into fights and fucked chics a lot.. (Usually Southern Asian…)

    3. Also the most important thing to remember (to protect our male ego) is that most of the averages are not that far apart. Most people watching adult materials would assume blacks are all 10″ or larger. This simply isn’t true.I would be willing to wager that in 10 blacks, there may be 1 or 2 with this size that really swings the avg for the other 8 or 9 who are also an avg 6″ Sadly this also goes for the whites who might have the 1 or 2 with a 10″ bringing up the avg of the guys with a 4″ so…extremes are still extremes and most white men probably still fall in the 5.5 – 6.5 catagory which , as stated is just right for most girls.

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  102. on October 4, 2012 at 8:01 pm Jack McOck

    IQ to cock inverse correlation. A Japanese man has no junk, and thus must resort to his quick wit and NINJA SKILLZ in order to pull bird.

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  103. on October 5, 2012 at 7:44 am Anonymous

    As usual italians are paragons..both penis and IQ gifted..damn I hate them!

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  104. on October 6, 2012 at 11:57 pm Linkage Is Good For You – Octoberish | Society of Amateur Gentlemen

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  105. on October 7, 2012 at 2:17 am lightlybraisedturnipdotcom

    This observer agrees that the male size reflects the type of men women should want for their particular environment.

    There is a chicken-and-egg issue, though. The female organ should get smaller if reliable men (smaller) are a better fit for North Korea, or wherever. That way a smaller man can still stimulate her, and a big African will only hurt her.

    As the female organ gets smaller, natural selection favors smaller men. So the organs are intertwined.

    Maybe Asian women in the U.S. like white guys so much because they are larger — but not too much larger — and the Asian women live in the U.S. where they can afford to chase alphas.

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  106. on October 9, 2012 at 7:17 am C

    i was born in sweden and i’m packing 8,5 glorious uncircumcised inches.

    penises are shrinking all over the industrialized world. it’s not because of feminism but because of chemicals that act like estrogen. i think the reason why sweden is so high in the chart, is that sweden has the world’s strictest laws for what chemicals can be added to consumer products.

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    • on October 12, 2012 at 10:53 am Thorfin

      if this is true then it’s a pity indeed,the Swedish dudes are the most notorious neutered men in the West due to their nazi-feminist society..

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  107. on October 12, 2012 at 6:35 pm Anonymous

    http://www.andromedical.com/products/penis-enlargement-products/world-penis-sizes/

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  108. on October 15, 2012 at 7:32 pm Billy Jack Gisher (@pureflatulence)

    I wish I had found this page before I used this method http://youtu.be/o0BIKLke7W0

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  109. on October 30, 2012 at 12:49 pm Anonymous

    Don’t quite believe the testosterone link, or the inverse intelligence bullc being propagated here. I’d say that I’m in the top quartile in length and girth and have had girls I’ve dated let slip out, and I am also in the 90th to 97th percentile in every standardized test I have ever taken. I do believe there are definite genetic links, just not the ones that are obvious(ly wrong).

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  110. on November 24, 2012 at 3:09 am TRUTH

    S. Korea’s average *ERECT SIZE = [12.7CM & 13.42CM].ORG sources below.

    The “3.8” inches for South Korea was a flaccid/un-erect measurement of young korean military boys who previously had a complex about their size , as well as erection issues, and were undergoing psychiatric evaluation in a study labelled : “Studies on self-esteem of penile size in young Korean military men” (2003) – again this was Un-erect, Flaccid, measurements of young boys.

    [http://www.asiaandro.com/archive/1008-682X/5/185.htm]

    South Korea has an ERECT average penis size study which measured Korean men at (13.42CM) or (5.4 inches) average. This study was conducted in (1999) 4 years before the “3.8” inch, flaccid/soft/un-erect study.

    S. Korea = [13.42CM Erect].

    [http://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1020KJU/1998.39.11.1061&DT=1]

    This American condom company named Ansell co. , linked to another medical South Korean study which measured the average erect sizes of South Korean men at = [12.7 CM].

    [http://www.ansellcondoms.com.au/penis_size.asp]

    these sources are for whatever study you choose to believe, however South Korea is NOT “3.8” inches, not in erect size , unlike all of the other countries on this list (which they all used erect measurements, unlike S. Korea) , so how is this even considered accurate?

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