An American woman in Florida was cited for riding a manatee, which is illegal.
😯 Poor woman. She’ll drown with that sea cow on top of her.
One of those two is an endangered species. The other is an invasive species. Either way, naturalists lose.
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2 piece swimsuits are a privilege, not a right… Hell.
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LOL good call.
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Shocking that either of those creatures is supposed to be a human female.
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And I live in South Florida…. sigh…
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No mercy in the Chateau!
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lol
“It’s a wild animal. It’s not something to be ridden,” Susan Butler, a manatee expert with the U.S. Geological Survey in Gainesville, told the Times. “I can’t say that as a biologist I would ever, ever condone that, or say that (the manatee) wanted them to do that.”
wtf what about every nature show where someone is heavy petting a shark or whale or anything else
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Ugh!
What do you expect form an ignorant immigrant?
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Women in America are becoming an endangered species….they are being replaced by feminists and/or blimps.
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Call me Ishmael…
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Absolutely vile
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Related: http://youtu.be/rUOpqd0rQSo
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Why the hell is it illegal to ride a manatee? Who cares?
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Left/libtards. Apparently, they do.
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Please tell me you are preparing a post on the fat news lady that spent 4 minutes of air time justifying her blubber.
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Check it:
http://bronanthebarbarian.com/2012/10/04/jennifer-livingston-fat-acceptance-new-overweight-superhero/
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…wouldn’t have been able to tell that was a woman if it hadn’t been stated. Even with the swim top as a tell, her build, skin tone, and the weird shadows on her face make her look like some crazy overweight mexican man decided to get himself a sea pony.
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I attended a scientific talk yesterday about the causes of obesity. The speaker, a slender young woman, assured us that fighting obesity was a “health” issue, not an “aesthetic” issue.
The hell it isn’t….
[heartiste: it’s both. but of course a woman would say that. it would cause too many bad feelings to wipe away self-medicating delusions that men don’t care that much about female beauty and thinness and they all have their own personal tastes anyhow so you go grrl. fact: living a successful happy life as a woman depends in great part on appeasing men’s desires which are fairly universal in composition.]
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Oh, the huge manatee…
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My first thought was were is the woman in that pic. Then I realized that was the woman in that pic and threw up a little in my mouth.
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The sad thing is by todays standards shes not even that fat. I mean compare her to that 1000 lbs sack of human waste on that honey boo boo show and the girl in that pic is a fucking picture of fitness.
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The manatee was happy. It thought it had its mother swimming with it. All that adipose tissue felt like home. Plus, it was quite buoyant. The manatee was floating along.
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OT, but. Dude. That the article about a bacteria that can separate gold chloride? Your suggestion that it had any bearing on the market value of gold displayed a huge gap in your scientific knowledge. Huge.
I’ll assume you already knew gold is an element, so it can’t be “made” by a bacteria, or anything short of a nuclear reactor.
Ask yourself – if gold chloride was a common natural substance, why wouldn’t we already be separating it via common chemical processes to get the gold? We wouldn’t have waited until someone discovered a bacteria that could do it, we have huge chemical refineries doing it at least a hundred years ago.
Therefore, a knowledge person would conclude, correctly, that gold chloride is NOT a common natural substance.
Being judged when found wanting is what keeps our standards high.
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hell on earth, I wouldn’t ride either of em…on land or sea
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A hardened steel 12 foot harpoon is an entirely legal thing to own, carry, andhave ready to “use” to undo the biological pressure of fat whales and fat 34 plus
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I just see the manatee in red shorts and a hat. Where is the woman?
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Reminds me of the postcards they sell in Florida with this enormous fat woman stretched out on the beach..the caption says “Come to Florida-the foods great!”
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That’s a man, I see a mustache
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Manatee-on-manatee action
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