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No more money from me until the issues with Wordpest are corrected. I’m tired of losing comments or being censored (never sure which).
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I’m sure heartiste will be dismayed over losing his biggest donor.
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Me too. I was looking for an excuse not to donate.
Tyrone’s one will do.
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count me in too; although I brought my own excuse:
“We are not afraid of economic sanctions , we are not afraid of MILITARY invasion , what frightens us is invasion by western IMMORALITY”
– Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini
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Word. Excellent first comment, which otherwise would have been lost under the swarm of fawning dick-suckery sure to follow a post like this.
This site has all the content to strike a much greater profile than it does, and its proprietor handicaps his message by keeping it under its original auspices, the limitations of a free blog.
Also, panhandling is undignified. Outside of patronage from a superior, men contract with men for an exchange of value. The highfalutin fears of “monetizing” one’s passion for fear of corrupting it are the fears of a timid liberal who is not just afraid of the market but afraid of failure.
In this era, entrepreneurs are warriors and the market is the battleground. The alpha has no shame recognizing his value and demanding exchange-in-kind for its dissemination. There are ways to preserve the purity of message and to avoid becoming bourgeois, i.e., primarily coin-driven. Those PBS-type faggots who cry “crass commercialism” are losers rationalizing their own inability to compete with other men.
We live in an era of crowdfunding, not patronage, not noblesse oblige, not angel investing, not even venture capital. It has never been easier to raise funds from across the world for worthy projects, but not without reciprocation (in interest or equity), even the microreciprocation of places like Kickstarter.
Wisdom and art sells. Not as much as prurience, of course. But certainly more than high-minded mediocrity pretending to offer value merely from its claim to be “above” commerce. And enough to effortlessly kick its technological capacity up several notches. Calling one’s passion project a mere “hobby” is a way to excuse complacency.
Matt
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Good lord man, you complaining about a free service that you actively participate in.
Hard man to please.
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You misunderstand me. No complaining at all.
I like to see true talent optimized. There is a great deal of ruin in a nation, there is so much mediocrity among “men.”
αἰὲν ἀριστεύειν
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Yep, Roosh is doing Return of Kings, a promising idea and site, Krauser wrote a book and is expanding beyond game, and I think Rollo is writing a book. Meanwhile CH, sometimes called the godfather of the manosphere, is bungling around in neutral. I only say this out of love no homo.
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Roosh and Krauser are taking up the standard. Their newest efforts are excellent. They have glimpsed where this inchoate surge of gathering strength ultimately needs to be directed.
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what is your suggestion exactly?
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He’s a faggot. Newfag can’t even brevity.
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I dont see anybody reading YOUR blog…
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Gay
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Yeah.
I said the blog needs an agent and business manager, not a new author. Try to keep up, rabble.
The sniveling commentary from the Pledge Week rejects above is what I’m talking about. Not only do you get what you pay for, you skew the value of your product by giving it away for free. “If it’s such a good product, why is it so cheap?” So you attract the types who clip coupons, shop for clothes at Wal-Mart, and always choose the “econo” deal. Men expect to pay a premium for value. And vice-versa: men are suspicious of getting value for no payment-in-kind.
To depend on patronage is to ultimately cede control of one’s passion project. For instance, they will withhold their funds if all is not to their liking (see the demands about “WordPest” in the uppermost comment). Now spread that out among the fickle opinions of the mob, and you are better off depending on garish advertising revenue. If the artist cannot locate a single, trustworthy, group of hands-off benefactors, he is better off dictating the terms of the value exchange between author and readership. CH is in the rare position to do that.
I don’t mean to discourage donation. That is the established artist-patron dynamic he has with his audience. I am saying, however, that it is beneath him and that there are better ways, especially in an integrated online world.
What are those better ways? That would require a peek into the current books. More specifically, it would require a business manager. Who can be hired. For a premium.
He has outgrown the studio apartment and the mimeograph-pamphlet machine. Time to move into an artist’s loft. Or an estate.
“We ain’t one-at-a-timin’ here. We’re mass communicating!”
The free accommodations online, accessible to every blowhard with an email address, are an insult to the value he is providing. And such impoverished digs actively detract from that value in ways that are difficult for the artist to detect.
Don’t you ever watch True Hollywood Story? Why do you think performers with the talent to fill stadiums employ a retinue of go-betweens to actually fill those stadiums? And why do you think they regularly get screwed by their managers? Because their focus is on their work, rather than the business mechanisms that allow their work to flourish everywhere.
In a world where any garage band could mass-distribute their sound across the planet for next to nothing, somehow the agents and record companies survive. They provide a value that artists can’t — and don’t want to — produce on their own.
Ari Gold
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Everything suggests the author(s) of CH work for a living. No hustler mentality here, unfortunately.
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BTW, collapseofman has a good blog for those who value debate and the exchange of ideas minus the butt hurt grudge matches and pissing contests between individual readers.
Just sayin.
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“Outside of patronage from a superior, men contract with men for an exchange of value.”
Matt King, this is a load of bullshit. Capitalism doesn’t GIVE a fuck about manliness. Seriously, read Schopenhauer.
Your attempt to apply manly values to everything from pine trees to toenails (“a true man doesn’t ever look at his toenails, you cunt, he has his feet on the ground and his chin firmly jutting into the far horizon”) is hilarious.
Pop psychology sez: Your father constantly berated you for not being manly enough. Because the overcompensation on display is staggering.
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The Internet Shrink is in, keep your Paypal login handy.
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Maybe. Maybe he had a good Dad and is just pontificating as ol’Dad did. There are a lot of potential explanations. How do YOU define manhood?
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Asking alphie-who-loves-to-snipe about manhood is like asking Snooki about fuel injection.
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Well that’s a relief, since I wasn’t talking about “capitalism” — a loaded word invented to politicize and annihilate the otherwise naturally occurring and omnipresent free market.
A certain kind of man desires liberty and responsibility. Another type of man, and just about every type of woman, prefers security, surety, predictability, and direction. I am just announcing I relate to and respect the former more than the latter.
I dunno, maybe being a high-placed mandarin in the national bureaucracy is your idea of the admirable man? Or the pol who climbs the greasy pole to the “top” so he can manage the leviathan?
Instead of crying “NUH UH” to my suggestion, tell me what it’s lacking and provide your own example, rather than exaggerating mine for effect. Because sometimes the exaggeration has an effect, and sometimes it’s just a projection of your inability to recapitulate your opponent’s argument.
(See, we all can do dimestore psychology!)
Matt
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Alphie still doesn’t understand that the nuthin’ he keeps coming at you with just ain’t a real cool hand.
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Cool story, bro.
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Typical black guy. All the money gone because he spent it at Django
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P.S. Check back after the new year, when the moderator returns from vacation and liberates the spam filters. Between a third and a half of everything I post is delayed past relevance and timeliness, and a half of that simply disappears.
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Perhaps the spam filters aren’t so indiscriminate (blowviation filters?)
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Thank f&ck for that
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+1
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I’m willing to donate for a proper spam filter, i.e. one that filters out all of King A’s comments, not just half of them.
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I’ll take the half you don’t want. Learn to share, will ya? 🙂 A KingA blog would be like a nuclear explosion. A book is the medium for his message, I think: leatherbound. To be passed hand to hand from man to man. Secret meetings in wood panelled clubhouses filled with cigar smoke will be held to discuss its mysterious and profound contents.
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Doubtful. I don’t give a shit if you believe me, but I hobnob with some fancy cats and am a member at such a club. We drink. We bullshit. We talk about pussy we’ve had and pussy we want to have. Whether Matt likes it or not, most of the people with power in this world do not give even the slightest fuck about saving or preserving whatever the hell he goes on and on about. You know what they do care about? Themselves. Like our host, those motherfuckers are sittin’ poolside while they take everything they can until they die and fuck everything else, thx very much. I’m on record as saying Matt reminds me of Ignatius Reilly. However, he also reminds me of Ron Paul. Sure, he has some good ideas that should be listened to. And, if we don’t listen we will probably perish. However, those ideas will never, ever be implemented. Even though you mean it. Even though you may be “right.” And, as a result of his foolhardy mission, Matt ends up looking like an old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Sure, it’s principled, but its also pointless.
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And, as a result of his foolhardy mission, Matt ends up looking like an old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Sure, it’s principled, but its also pointless.
I’m sure the Sanhedrin and their mob minions said the same thing about Christ.
You may not like the rebukes, but a man worthy of consideration as such at least respects the mission.
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The attitude of a trust fund princess until the coffers run out. It suffices for some weak-willed, small-souled people in the habit of overestimating themselves.
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I believe that what you say is the truth. That’s just a world I really don’t want to be a part of. I’m a firm believer in a philosophy of “enough.” Enough money, enough pleasure, enough choice. Enough difficulty, enough pain, enough restrictions. Enough to keep me happy, and enough to keep me honest.
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Greg: I knew you were a sycophant of Matt’s, but your allusion to Jesus may take all the cake. By the way, is Reductio ad Christus already a thing? I may start using it to describe your posts on this website dedicated to the pursuit of carnal knowledge and soft flesh.
Matt: This may shock you, but plenty of influential people are self-made and cannot accurately be described as “trust fund princess.” Also, I’d refer you to (coincidentally enough) Matthew (King) 7:3 in re: overestimating oneself.
Kate: Sorry, babe, even though you don’t want to, you’re a part of that world. Learn the rules and make them work to your maximum advantage.
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She said no, SheCantSayNo.
As a matter of fact, Kate, I am finishing up the NecronoMANcon. Just have to put some finishing touches on a few flow charts and astrological diagrams.
I attribute the delay to a personnel mistake. I butted heads with the first editor I hired, who insisted on peculiar spellings and too many references to Tucker Max and the Fed Chairman.
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lol Put this in simpler terms, please. I’m delerious with fever. You have started a blog?
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Oh, a book. You’ve written a book? For real? Hand it over. I’m a much better editor than GBFM 🙂
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Well-played, sir… but that’s style… always expected, always met.
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And the prescription is more cowbell.
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Agreed. You know, its fn freaky the way you make these comments sometimes. Do you have my phone tapped or something?
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No, but I do have a wire on your id.
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Its not my id that needs looking after, its my superego: help! I need to rescue you!
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My superego just told me to tell you to make me a sandwich.
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Well, I was just about to fry up some bacon. Eat your heart out 🙂
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And have a very happy New Year’s 🙂
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And ditto for me. Jason’s comment above is right on target. Less King A; more GBFM. What better way to start 2013?
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da reasonz dat all your posts ges getz eaten by da spam filterz is dat none of you fufcketerz take da time to spell your postsaz wright with peproepr grammazerz!!!!!
pay attenetion i 2013!!! lzozzllzlzlzz
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tru dat.
lolz
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“It feels good! Like handjobs under the table at a fancy restaurant.”
You got it. I have these super little hands too. They are cute. Specially easy to offer because the comment will be filtered and no one is likely to ever see it.
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You greedy bastard.
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But I wouldn’t trust someone who’s not greedy at all.
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Agreed. Altruism has its limits.
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> generous gifts
to riff on Noël Coward, I find it hard to be nice to the beastlies, yet donate I did. Hopefully more next year.
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Speaking of finance, does anyone think that flighty girls would also have poor credit scores? I suspect they would. Alternatively, one might speculate that datable relationship worthy girls might have good (or at least better than their slutty counterparts) credit scores. Slutty, panty-less (but fun!) girls = financial risks + cheating risks.
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I’m an extremely flighty and super fun girl, but when it comes to $ I’m so responsible. Credit is awesome. I’m doing well in that department. Not so much in the dating department.
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Are you shaved… ya know, down there?
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So long as the drapes don’t match the rug.
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I don’t get it?!?
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It’s an expression for wondering whether a girl’s hair color is natural…. “do the drapes match the rug?”… aka “do curtains and carpet match?”, etc.
In the case of “ya know, down there” being shaved, well… wouldn’t want the drapes to match.
Sigh… another jest falls flat.
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Ohhhhhh!!!! Now I get it!!! No-my head is not shaved. I have hair on my head! As for “down there”…that is none of your business.
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Never said it was, fun-girl.
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Oh my!
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Hmm, does it make me Beta that I donated?
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no…only cause you asked
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+1
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lol
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okay here’s my few cents.
Rock on!
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CH,
My donation to your blog, is my presence, shoehorned in between all the other demands on my time.
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Look for larger donation at the end of the first quarter.
All best in 2013.
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I agree with Matthew King.
Also I would more than gladly love to donate if I wasnt a broke college student with another 5 yrs to go.
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What are you in college for? Why are you broke?
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The film Les Miserables is big now right? You know that.
But have you noticed yet what the feminists do to the most famous song?
“I Had a Dream” is about Fantine realizing she’s lost after being dumped by an alpha. The official lyrics make this very clear. The song makes it clear that the loss of the father to her child, because he walked away, was a catastrophe.
But Susan Boyle and Glee and other British feminists all cut that part out of their performances in a clever fashion, making it seem like the song is about her being separated from her daughter as if a man was never part of the picture or was ever necessary..
And nobody is calling them on their petty bullshit.
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Ask those broads:
Where have all da good menz gone? Why are your butts sore?
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Amex doesn’t seem to work. You impying my credit is no good?
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[…] It wouldn’t be Christmas spirit if I didn’t ask readers for generous gifts under the Donate Tree over there ===> The giving of gifts, the receiving of gifts. You know you want to. It feels good! Like handjobs under the table at a fancy restaurant. Filed under: Love Source: Chateau Heartiste […]
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I would have donated a thousand, my comments stopped showing up with no explanation under my usual name. So, please, explain the censorship…
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Attention all white men:
I hereby challenge every single one of you to donate more money to this blog than I have!
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Nah, you can have this one. Put it in your trophy case alongside basketball, dancing and criminality.
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KFC discount coupons count?
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I guess you sold a lot of foo stamps today!
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Mewonders how much the king of this e-state makes off of the donations. Mebets he’ll never tell.
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I’ll try to donate again soon, but I’m currently stuck in a tourist trap and there’s only one way out! Ultimately, without all I have learned from guys like you and Savoy, I wouldn’t have anywhere near the skills I need to make it in this world I don’t belong in. This seems as good a place as any to publically thank you for all the time and effort you put into this blog for people to learn from. Although I may not agree with everything I read here, I can appreciate the dedication and enthusiasm needed to turn out articles day after day.
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” Although I may not agree with everything I read here”
Fuck off!
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Anyone who agrees with less than 75% or more than 90% is either too dumb or too angry. A chode by any other name, though.
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i agree with 83% of what you just said #AMOG
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It’s not about the content, it’s about the form.
Ayn Rand used to get pissed at this kind of sophistries.
“I may not agree with everything I read here”
FUCK OFF!
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I would enjoy this place a lot more without the ridiculously caustic and insular gang of regular commenters.
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Me too.
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I don’t know what you’re talking about.
This was my first comment in months!
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Scratch that.
I don’t really care about stuck up bitches’ opinions.
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George H.W. Bush will be a die-ing very soon. There will be a lot of sadness among those who knew him long time but there will be no real aura of tradegy. BECAUSE with his 88 years, he has harvested more ripe, prime, squealing with hysterical ectasy -red -haired -17 year old .ladies.. .than anyone you can possibly imagine. Indeed way more horny red heads 17 year olds than JFK, LBJ, And even Bill Clinton all put together. He may be a dieing but imho he does not need to apologize.
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Yes, The Greatest WASP Patriarch
The passing will be epic
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Spin Hamster Spin! xD
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I always get a chuckle out of FOX, the most popular cable news channel, talking about the “main stream media” as if they were a small local cable access channel.
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At least they are better at pointing out BS, except for the white-knighting pussy-footedness of beta-dogs shrieking about who-mean rights 😉
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Alpha of the Month?
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Spree killings=beta male rampage?
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-how-and-why-sex-differences/201212/running-amok-why-are-virtually-all-spree-killers-men
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I predict a number of high-profile, under the radar readers will drop some respectable money here. But for all the constant self-congratulatory observations of CH theory hitting the mainstream, this blog should have taken the next step 3 years ago. Maybe you already have and just don’t want your projects openly associated with a machine of unpopular truth telling. But you’ve been identifying problems and rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic for 5 years now. Start pursuing some solutions and you’ll probably meet with a lot more generosity next round.
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collapseofman
But you’ve been identifying problems and rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic for 5 years now.
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Don’t worry, its not over until they put a black guy in charge.
*keep calm*
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8% unemployment, $3.50 a gallon gas, embassies in flames, murders on the street, dollar collapsing, nigger thugs freed by executive order…
Yep, nigs, thanks for ruining civilization!
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[…] over the years. If you feel the same way, my personal recommendations for your donations are Heartiste and Steve […]
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http://www.macleans.ca/culture/lifestyle/article.jsp?content=20071001_110023_110023
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You go girl!
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Outfuckinstanding.
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I’m partial to this one:
Though fewer tits.
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The season of drunk girl meets guys at bar, takes them back to her room, and plays victim….I mean gets raped.
http://deadspin.com/5971799/here-is-the-police-report-for-the-sexual-assault-allegation-against-two-university-of-texas-football-players
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Ah, Deadspin.
The make-fun-of-white-athletes-as-dorks, celebrate-and-never-criticize-nigger-behavior bastion of the last shreds of limp wristed left-wing masculinity The last stop for lefty males before they start downloading pegging porn and ordering big black dildos for their gfs.
About the only reason this story is taking a neutral-ish tone is because one of the accused is black. If they were both white, the Deadspin queers would be calling for their lynching.
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And it looks like the negro was the only one who actually was “in” her, while the white guy merely “watched”.
The comedy writes itself.
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Agreed.
Nick Denton and Hamilton Nolan are a pair of f-ing f@ggots. All of their media properties should just die. All they do is kvetch on and on like a bunch of drag queens.
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My donation is bigger than your donation.
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I doubt it.
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What’s the “Citizen Renegade Blog” that I would be donating to? Is that a shell corporation?
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This season, in the spirit of giving, I will donate my sperm to the face of one unwilling lady. In Heartiste’s name.
RAPE!
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i read somewhere here giving gifts is beta. Is this post a shit-test?
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+1 ROFL (giving gifts to WOMEN but good call)
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Where do I send the Skittles?
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Just looked at that fascinating graph you tweeted to. There seem to be as many pink nodes as blue…suggesting sluts are about as common as alpha males.
Also, the shapes are pretty symmetric with regard to pink and blue–ie you have 12 blue dots with two pink ones and 9 pink dots with two blue ones. Also, a simple unconnected pair had 63 examples, so there’s evidently a lot of monogamy still going on.
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I made a sexist joke and this coworker plainly called me a misogynist. What are some alpha retorts I can make under such accusations?
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next time someone does that… point at them and say ” And YOU…rape cats” mischievous smile. Don’t bother denying the bleatings of these people, just turn the tables and attack them with their own nonsense. Make it personal. 😉
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pull yer dick out
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Don’t bother denying the bleatings of these people, just turn the tables and attack them with their own nonsense.
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Yeah, for example, if somebody calls you a racist, just tell them a racist is just a white person who hates black people as much as black people do.
Or, as in your example, if you get called a misogynist, lift your shirt and say, “but I got nipples!”
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Speaking of donations…
“Court case query: Is Topeka man a sperm donor or father?” by Tim Hrenchir, The Topeka Capital-Jouranal, 28 Dec 2012
http://cjonline.com/news/2012-12-28/court-case-query-topeka-man-sperm-do
nor-or-father
Lesbian couple got free sperm donated to make a baby, signed an agreement to hold him harmless as a father to do that, now suing him for child support. They signed a legal agreement, but when does the Law stop lesbo-feminists? Look for him to get shafted for his good deed. Fuck sperm donation any more.
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http://cjonline.com/news/2012-12-28/court-case-query-topeka-man-sperm-donor-or-father
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Welcome to the USSA.
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Good one.
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