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Tested Dolls

February 18, 2013 by CH

It’s cute the way Russian women look so mortified when they stumble. Truly, the Slav is a feminine stock of woman.

American women have their own charms, of course, stumbling and laughing it off as some kind of binge drinking medal sweep.

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  1. on February 18, 2013 at 10:25 am Southern Man

    Is there supposed to be a video or something here?

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 1:34 pm Heywood Jablome

      I was wondering the same thing.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:39 pm Anonymous

        CH could be playing “minimal game” on us. Seems to be working nicely.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 2:34 pm Canadian Friend

        “Tested dolls” is a bit unclear as well

        ok here is my wild guess,

        CH had a “fling” with a certain white woman and then she got too drunk and humiliated herself ( and indirectly humiliated CH)

        CH is disgusted by her behavior ( as he should ), she did not pass the test; she is a tested doll

        PS: I could be completely wrong, I probably am.

        [Heartiste: You’re close. It’s a play on nested dolls, those Russian egg dolls. She’s tested by a stumble, she acts mortified like a doll.]

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 4:00 pm Q

        game only works with people who have hamsters. we’re safe

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 5:32 pm Anonymous

        Haha! That was fun. You have your own hamster, my friend (assuming you are male). Look inside.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:07 pm Anonymous

        I don’t have a hamster. My wheel runs on a Ford 302.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 10:23 am george

        Hamster or not- marketing works on people , and game is just another type of marketing. Minimal game? yes works even if you don’t have hamster but not in a way that you’d like to have sex with CH of course

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  2. on February 18, 2013 at 10:25 am Vince

    “That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps.”

    I guess Marcellus Wallace got it wrong.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 6:42 pm gunslingergregi

      lol

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 1:19 pm Anonymous

      But he still got medieval one someone’s ass.

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      • on February 20, 2013 at 8:30 am gunslingergregi

        yea pulling the we a package deal didn’t work out so well
        back sellin that ass gonna end up in a body bag “tear”
        she should of thrown the fight

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      • on February 20, 2013 at 8:32 am gunslingergregi

        but had to win hollow victory when you win nothing that you wanted to win

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  3. on February 18, 2013 at 10:27 am Lara

    You are going to stumble walking around in very high heels all the time. They should switch to sneakers.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 11:16 am WhoCares

      Stop turning feminine women into man-like baseball players. Certified Americunt.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:42 pm Anonymous

        Could I ask for a piece of advice regarding high heels? Men, would you prefer a woman you were romantically involved with wear high heels and be taller that you, wear short heels and be about your height, or wear flats and be a few inches shorter than you?

        I’ve got a bit of a fetish for wearing high heels, but I know the ‘tall and leggy’ look doesn’t work as well for some people if she is taller than the man she’s with. Thanks for the advice!

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 9:02 pm Alexanderthe8

        The higher the heels, the better.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 1:56 pm Anon

      LOL! American chick chimes in and tells women not to wear heels. Perhaps they should switch to slippers and pajama pants like all the 18-22 year old chicks in America are doing?

      But I’m afraid it’s a losing battle and the Jews on Madison Ave. are doing their best to export McDonald’s, KFC, Coke, Nike, and Victoria’s Secret pajama pants to all corners of the world. Witness western Europe’s obsession with Abercromie sweat pants to the point where haute couture shops in Paris are replaced by typical American mall stores.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 2:09 pm Anon

      There are plenty of feminine shoe choices without heels. Simple flats have been in fashion again since the 2000s, without many changes. And you can get flats with sneaker-like soles, memory foam, arch support, etc. in a cute compact shoe.

      Sneakers are for exercise. Even men who wear athletic sneakers as the default have poor fashion sense.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:02 pm Unending Improvement

        An exception would be old school sneakers, although then again they aren’t terribly athletic.

        I own a pair of Adidas Gazelles that I wear most of the time.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 5:50 pm Anonymous

        That trend is almost played out. Even the hipsters won’t be able to wear Chucks to work for too many more years.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:23 pm Unending Improvement

        But I’m also 23. So that changes things a bit.

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 12:32 am Ben

      It’s a troll guys. Don’t feed it. Walk past and spit on it in the shadows–no more.

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    • on February 20, 2013 at 7:58 am tickletik

      Barefoot also works

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  4. on February 18, 2013 at 10:28 am Erudite Knight

    Eastern Europe girls is where it is at, nearer to poland/russia the better generally.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 6:36 pm o

      It might end soon though, lately tv in Poland has been flooded with feminist crap. It’s hard to find anything normal. It’s EU working its miracles probably.

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  5. on February 18, 2013 at 10:47 am zmbikilr

    Seeing an American girl who lived mostly overseas in Asian countries. She takes her heels off to run barefoot to the mailbox. Tripped and skinned her knees (skirt) right in the crosswalk. Her sobbing was pure symphony. Nordic stock, cant get enough sex…I seem to have hit the jackpot, but yes slavic women…..especially Ukraine.

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  6. on February 18, 2013 at 10:48 am PM

    Arent Slav and Rus girls distinct?

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 5:03 pm Tyrone

      No.

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  7. on February 18, 2013 at 10:56 am The Karamazov Idea

    A lot of it depends on how soon they get to the US, how much time they spend with their American peers, and their family’s strength at observing traditional slavic cultural practices.

    I’ve seen beautiful Ukrainian women with manners and sensibility devolve into the typical Americanus Bulldogus breed except with platinum hair and high cheek bones. That said, most of them still far outstrip their urban SWPL counterparts.

    http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7w1_/weight-watchers-online-from-russia

    Consider this lovely specimen. Graceful, eloquent, attractive, poised, and even modest. You can almost hear the inhibitions she has about mentioning that her favorite part about the weight watchers diet is how good her “bottom” looks. A-grade wife material. Also, she has willpower. I’ve met very few people with the determination to ditch that much weight who actually follow through.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 12:33 pm scatmaster

      As opposed to the other commercial with a typical American couple.
      What a beta shlub. “Happy Wife. Happy Life” indeed. Barf.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 12:34 pm scatmaster

        http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7wLu/weight-watchers-online-couple

        Oops forgot link.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:05 pm Unending Improvement

        Oh, it is certainly wretched. They definitely got together when he was a fat bull and she was a fat cow.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 2:13 pm Anon

      She’s also the perfect example of what (white) men mean when they say they like a “thick” woman with “meat on her bones”. That’s what a big-boned young woman looks like when she has a normal body fat percentage.

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  8. on February 18, 2013 at 11:08 am Ouroboros

    I always hear praise of eastern euro women from Americans, but if you ask actual east euro men they complain about them….soooo….which is it? Honest question.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 12:00 pm Adam

      The answer:

      American women are THAT bad.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 12:44 pm Customer Service

      Haven’t ever heard of an Eastern European man complain of their girls back home, all they do is bemoan the ugly cunts we have in North America – just like the North American guys do. But if what you’re saying is true, I guess it’s like this, people who eat steak everyday can desire hamburgers.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 1:06 pm Tyrone

      Women are women everywhere and they’re spoiled. They have fucked up women too. I have a sister in law that could be an American girl, but she also grew up in a very disfunctional family. I feel sorry for my Brotehr in law, he’s a young guy (24) and had women calling him all the time when he was single, but he knocked her up. However, most of the EE women are 1) hot 2) try to stay hot 3) are reasonable to deal with 4) very capable of asserting themselves but in a conflict minimizing way 5) healthy in their lifestyles 6) and have a decent basic understadning of household skills. In short, their average outclass all but the best women here.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm Orion

        Huge caveat here. They are healthy in life style only if they change their dietary habits. Not to the typical American diet mind you, but their native diet catches up with a vengance. Women in Russia balloon after 30. Slowly at first but faster after. Thin older women are not the norm there either.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 1:36 pm Nazarii

      It’s one of those things that-what u don’t know about seems better than what it is. Slavic women are more attractive than American white women, but Slavic women are actually as materialistic, annoying, drama loving as women come.

      I’m first generation Ukrainian and I generally don’t like Slavic women.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 2:44 pm Hugh G. Rection

      But I doubt they praise North American women. Can’t think of any group of men who think North American women are superior to their local talent.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:25 pm Darius Jackson

        Oh yeah? What about British men?Haw haw haw!!

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:33 pm Anonymous

        This is not, as a Yank who lived in London for years, true.

        Brits look to the Yanqui girls for the fast-fast, and nothing else.

        The do delightfully drop their panties at the sound of the British accent. Embarrassingly so.

        ∞

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 6:10 pm Joe sixpack

        Which is exactly why I discount most any advice frm British PUAs.

        Ever notice how many self-descibed PUAs are British?

        Go to YouTube and click on any number of videos titled something to to the effect of “Day Game Cassanova” or “2 minute coffeeshop pickup” and its a dude name Nigel working the streets of an american city chatming girls with nothing more than his accent.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:37 pm Anonymous

        I should probably also put in the plug here for British girls. Most are slags, this is true. But many are a bit of alright. And the ones that are hot are smokingly so.

        I had fun.

        ∞

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  9. on February 18, 2013 at 11:14 am WhoCares

    Me like when they stumble and fall on my cockas

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  10. on February 18, 2013 at 11:20 am Kate

    A sonic boom could cause a gal to stumble…:)

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  11. on February 18, 2013 at 11:31 am Vistavic

    American women are the binge drinkers and Eastern Europeans are not?

    Are you high?

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 12:53 pm Tyrone

      Not in my experience. Most women in EE drink moderately.

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 1:21 pm Anonymous

      Eastern Europeans think Americans are weird because they put the cap back on the bottle.

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  12. on February 18, 2013 at 12:09 pm frozenpie77

    Ah, still being in high school, I know all about the teen girl binge drinking. Such a turn-off. So gross.

    But there have been a few eastern Euro exchange Stuarts at my school and stuff. They can be just as bad as Americans, but I doget where you’re coming from. They’re largely a different breed, and it’s so great.

    There was some Danish girl who came to my school, and instantly turned into a wannabe nigg… Think. Dyed her blonde hair dark, got a perm, and looks like total trash now.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 12:09 pm frozenpie77

      Thing*

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 12:52 pm Mark Minter

        Where do you live? How common are manosphere thoughts among your male peers? Is it growing? Do boys discuss these ideas when they are alone? Is there push back from other boys? How did you end up here at this page? Are you regular? Do you share the pages with friends? Are your parents divorced? Do you think your father is Red Pill? If not, what do you think he would say if you said, “Dad, I think you should look at this”?

        Sorry about all the questions. I am trying to ascertain growth of these ideas among young men.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:01 pm feministx

        I grew up in suburban FL. My brother read a book by Neil Strauss when he was 14 yrs old. I got the impression that he and a few of his friends were reading these things. I discussed the this with him when he was 19 or so, and he was remarkably insightful about the concept of game and sexuality etc.

        As it turned out, my brother was very successful at getting hot girls since about age 15. I can tell based on what I see when we are in a social situation (without fail, he gets the hottest girl in the room to like him). I can also tell from the amount of attention he gets on FB from 8+ girls.

        My parents are divorced and my father was unfairly absent during my brother’s adolescence. My father was also bullying to my brother while he was around on top of being too absent.

        However, I do not know how much my brother thinks about the more political and sociological aspects of the manosphere.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 6:42 pm What

        no one cares lolzlzlzozlzolzozlzozl

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:01 pm frozenpie77

        Im from the Alabama. Guys here are all “White Knights”. Girls aren’t terrible, but there are lots of fatties and “partiers”. Guys seem to be pretty whipped to me. Most kids I know are pretty liberal, with a few male feminists sprinkle in there. I found this page through a post on Stormfront (Hey, CH. 😉 ). My parents are divorced, dad remarried. He’s total blue pill. His advice has done nothing for me as far as girls go. He went and remarried some asian who has him by the balls. I do share this page, though, and have one friend who’s taken the red pill with me. 😉

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:14 pm Mark Minter

        Do you go to a private school or a public in Alabama? I used to live in Montgomery so I understand about the school systems. And a little bit about Alabama, especially the fatties and “partiers”. Alabama is great place for a person that likes to smoke pot. Also, this may seem kind of a silly question but it is not. Are you for Alabama or for Auburn? I frankly would assume Auburn people would be more blue pillish.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:17 pm Mark Minter

        Also, how did the dad meet the Asian. I kind of am guessing you live in South Alabama and maybe she is one of Vietnamese that live along the coast.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:24 pm Tyrone

        I’ve learned to like it a lot here. They leave you alone here and it’s kind of written in their psyche. I graduated from U of Alabama. But lived in Europe for a long time. Now I’m back here. I really like the Gulf Coast here. All sin in the South is on the DL. Once you realize that, it becomes a much better place to be. As long as you don’t piss on the front steps of the Baptist Church, no one will fuck with you.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:47 pm frozenpie77

        I go to public school in the Birmingham area. As far as a team goes, I don’t follow either. xD

        My family likes Alabama, though.

        I guess maybe I’ll like Alabama a bit more once I live other places, but right now I’m ready to leave. The girls here just aren’t for me. Game advice for Southern girls would be great, though. Maybe that’s my problem. I’m like a northerner But with a conservative mind-set, so I stick out like a sore thumb.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:50 pm frozenpie77

        Oh, and he met her here in Birmingham. She’s Fillipino.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:15 pm Tyrone

        One good thing about Alabama women, is they still feel the need to please a man and to look up to him. Learn to game them well and you can have a ton of women. There are some sexy women in Alabama too. You have to go somewhere there’s a lot of young women though. Auburn, Tuscaloosa, Mobile, the Gulf come to mind.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:24 pm Mark Minter

        Despite what people think, Alabama is very cool place. It has kind of residual southern hippie thing. And I have lived around, NY, LA, Boulder, Austin, Houston. It has very progressive rock tradition and those people will party like few other places. If someone wanted to get a good Alternative playlist of WTGZ in Auburn/Montgomery.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:26 pm Tyrone

        SHHHHHHHHH. keep that quiet!

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 1:34 pm Anonymous

        I once thought of love as a prison,
        A place I didn’t wanna be,
        So long ago,
        I made a decision to be footloose and fancy-free.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 2:36 pm Rick Derris

        I saw a bunch of Alabama girls at a football game and many were really dressed up for the game. It was a nice change.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 2:27 pm Tyrone

        Turn up the Southern in your game. Read the archives here on gaming girls otherwise. Identify and study what the Southern bad boys around you do. Work it in without appearing fake- which is the hard part. Just plain game will work too most likely. They think Yankees are exotic too.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 2:35 pm Anonymous

        Hustle and Flow. Haha!

        And as a forever Damn Yankee who used to live in the South, I agree with all of your post.

        Gaaahd I miss Southern girls.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:28 pm Darius Jackson

        Hang tough kid;The grown ups are busily trying everything they can to fuck up your future–so be tough! if any female teachers want to stick to your jock,do it. we regret not the things we did,but the things we DIDNT do! lozlozlozl!

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 8:48 pm Anonymous

      Oh, oh, oh. A poster who is still in high school. Think of the monster we could make of this boy. Good stuff. Boy, go get your sharpening stone. We will work on your claws today.

      Pay close attention to the differences between foreign girls and your locals. You will actually learn a lot.

      Oh, and a Danish girl who leaves her close-knit Danish community and lands here in the US… what happens next is no surprise. Northern European girls have been bread for centuries to put out and “tend-and-befriend”, due to the sailor culture, as well as the please-don’t-kill-me-Mr.-NAZI culture.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 9:29 pm Anonymous

        Hmm. I am contemplating.

        OK, for someone as young as you, I think the place to start is here:

        1. All people are afraid. Are you ‘fraid? Yeah, me too. Here’s the secret… so’s everyone else. The first to get over their fear wins. So… 1, 2, 3…. go! You get the idea. Man up and take what you want. And if you do it first, everyone will stand around in awe, wondering howdya get so awesome. And afterwards, you yourself will probably be sitting around wondering how you got away with it. This is what we call “life”.
        2. If you don’t think everything in your world is at least a little bit absurd and more than a little funny, you aren’t winning. Look up Dean Martin and “menefreghista” – learn to be good at what you are, and otherwise not give a sh¡t. And ironically, the world will fall to your feet.
        3. Smirk (if you have #2 down, this will come natchrally).
        4. Breathe (ayurvedic, ideally… deep calm). Pauses are not only OK, they build your power.
        5. Repeat.

        I want to hear drastic stories from you now, boy. Now go on and get to the killin’.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 9:39 pm Anonymous

        Hmm… you are young so I should add something that most here would know offhand.

        There is an old adage that when you hunt the White Whale, you bring the Tartar Sauce. In other words, you assume victory, and bring the necessary for victory.

        And so you, in your milieu, should always plan ahead to ensure that you have condoms and privacy. For a kid, the latter can be difficult. But you need to “assume the sale” in order to capitalize on things when they develop.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 10:33 pm frozenpie77

        Keep a lookout. I’ll keep ya posted. Thanks, everyone. 😉

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 11:44 pm Anonymous

        Go forth and make us proud, little one.

        “Do nothing of no use.” – Musashi Miyamoto

        ∞

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  13. on February 18, 2013 at 12:51 pm Coy

    Off topic:
    Arent there multiple proprietors at the Chateau?
    Specifically the guy who wrote :
    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/08/28/hot-girl-crazy/
    and maybe is the same one who wrote :
    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/how-to-remain-unflustered-like-an-alpha-male/
    These two specifically have been accurate to the letter. I salute you o dark lord of pussy.

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  14. on February 18, 2013 at 1:14 pm AlephMale

    I definitely have a weakness for East European girls. I love the heart-shaped faces and the fact that they don’t tend to be land whales.

    But they’re definitely not more demure or “traditonally feminine” than other girls – that’s just exoticism. Slavs are very in-your-face kind of people in my experience(work with a bunch of Russians, once dated a Croatian). Sardonic senses of humor, little tolerance for bullshit, and testy tempers.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm Graham

      I couldn’t agree more. I hooked up with a Russian-American chick last night (from Brighton Beach though, so fairly Russian), and she kept daring me to tell her what to do. She was also a fitness freak/ belligerently drunk though. So much attitude.

      I ended up pulling her out of her seat and making out with her immediately after looking her in the eyes, moving in close and saying, you know you want to.

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 9:59 am Flavia

      That’s because Slavs- especially Croatians -are a bit more Mediterranean than most people form the area, hence the tempers.

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  15. on February 18, 2013 at 1:57 pm 39joshua

    Slovak women are excellent – demure like many Slavs, yet have less of that temper and in your-faceness than say Russians gals.

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  16. on February 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm Anonymous

    I think Heartiste just posts these uber short, nearly content bereft posts to see how much the rabble will scribble in response to it.

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  17. on February 18, 2013 at 2:23 pm AlphaBeta

    heh

    http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/10-charts-about-sex/

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 3:08 pm Unending Improvement

      I don’t care what OkStupid thinks.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 3:19 pm Q

      omg … so many old men prefer rough sex … gross …

      and why so few men enjoy giving oral sex?

      Sick …

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:29 pm Q

        according to this chart from the link most women enjoy giving oral sex but so few men … i thought men love to lick women’s genitals … but apparently not. im very disappointed. most of us women are not attractive enough for oral sex?! how disgusting!!!!!! how can someone not like oral sex?? i mean if they love her, how is this possible!? … i really cant believe that this world is so cruel with me. fuck okStupid

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:33 pm Q

        i thought giving oral sex = love, but maybe im wrong.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:09 pm Anonymous

        Somehow I missed this one.

        Love is a thought. Oral sex is an act.

        The two can be connected, and it’s nice when they are. But that connection is neither required nor expected.

        Indeed, stating something like “oral sex = love” makes me think you have stalker tendencies. Xo, succubus!

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:26 pm Unending Improvement

        Think again sweetheart.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:41 pm Anonymous

        Q, you misunderstand.

        Most men don’t know where your vagina has been. In fact, most men are pretty sure your vagina has circumnavigated the globe, or at least the nearest ghetto.

        The math of this is that STDs don’t stick on penises like they stick in vaginas. Sorry, please eat your truth sandwich. And most men, even stupid men, know that. Also, there is perhaps the “cooties” idea of encountering some other male’s (or males’?) sperm in practicing cunning linguist-ism, which for a man is not appealing. Some further do not like the idea of going down on the wrong week, tho’ that’s just in their heads.

        Personally I like doing so with the right person and when I know I am dealing with a clean and responsive/orgasmic vagina. Can you offer this to your man?

        I recommend you learn to demonstrate that you are a woman of standards, wit, passions and hygiene. If you can also in doing that convey that you’re majorly enthusiastic under the right circumstances, all will be well.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:49 pm scatmaster

        I won’t continue a relationship with a woman if there is no oral sex and it must be reciprocal. Love eating at the Y. Will stay for the day if asked.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 3:58 pm Q

        wow … ok … thanks for your comment. i feel better.

        ‘Love eating at the Y’

        are u sure??? i think men only like to lick young hot girls. and if im honest i wouldnt lick some dirty or old woman either … gross. life is so cruel.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:16 pm scatmaster

        Hygiene in anyone shows they care about themselves and those around them. Smegma or a two day flow is gross. These types should be avoided.
        Hooked up with a 52 year old on a business trip in Atlanta when I was 24. Tight body and when presented a hint of her essence. We both enjoyed the evening.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:23 pm Anonymous

        I gave you a reply some hours ago, but it went into moderation limbo, it seems.

        Oral sex is great, if the woman is clean and if you feel she’s your woman, and not another’s.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:30 pm Darius Jackson

        Wait–are you a dude? C’mon nigga-no trolls mmmkay??

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 12:23 pm mike

        I only like to lick young hot girls and yes, life is cruel

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 4:02 pm Q

        scatmaster im happy you’re so romantic … because most people are just so cruel! i wish you to be happy in your life!

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:56 pm Anonymous

        This comment is making me larf. “Q” must be non-Murikan. I suspect female and Latin or African, but that’s just me.

        Honey, “scatmaster” means he’s, err, scatological in his focus, attentions, and interests. Whilst not mutually exclusive, I wouldn’t necessarily equate one scatologically-inclined with one that is “romantic”. But as with everything…. “horses for courses”. YMMV.

        ∞

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 7:30 pm Tyrone

        Same here. Like I said, it’s not usually a problem with quality women. I’ve converted many women into true believers that had negative attitudes about it before. I’ve trained many women to give me head on request, even several times a day and do it with gusto.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:09 pm Tyrone

        I love giving oral sex.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 11:38 am Tyrone

        I only fuck hot women that I’m not embarrassed or put off by to go down on. Most women in that league have nice, clean and tasty cooters. I’ve made this statement before. I think most guys here have stupid attitudes about oral sex, but then I have a far better sex life than most men too.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 3:27 pm Q

        yeah, ok but one thing is to think she’s nice and clean and something else in actually enjoying when you give her oral sex … For that I guess the girl need to be very very attractive (9, 10). If i had a boyfriend I wouldn’t let him have oral sex with me because i can’t imagine that this could actually turn anyone on. i think oral sex is a chore for most people, men and women.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 5:08 pm Tyrone

        You need to date me a while and your attitude will change.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:32 pm gunslingergregi

        diference between a man licking a woman and a woman licking a man s a bit diferent don’t ya think?
        did 69 so long i got up and passed the fuck out on floor though
        but that is reserved for chicks i’m married to

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:29 pm Darius Jackson

        Try a douche.(Get it? The double meaning thing?)

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:32 pm Darius Jackson

        you can “douche’ to get clean,see…or she can try doing it with a “douche”,who will do whatever she wants.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 9:17 pm gunslingergregi

        got to give em some things to feel special about compared to other chicks

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  18. on February 18, 2013 at 2:59 pm PIATTI

    problem with EE.. I lived in ST Peter Moscow Kiev and Sevas ..as beautiful as they are .. the culture is cold, brutal..give me Brazil anytime

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 4:11 pm Q

      ee culture is neither cold nor brutal,

      brazil is much more brutal!

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 4:22 pm Anonymous

        Yes, shame is still alive in Brasil, graças a deus.

        Preciso voltar.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:41 pm PIATTI

        not my experience ..and I’ve lived in both ..and Brasil presently .. not saying EE is bad ..but the culture is closed and distrusting .. jus my opinion

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:51 pm Anonymous

        Well, I used to live in Brasil and traveled there for many years, so we may have a disagreement about lexicon.

        Brasil is a magnificent country with wonderful people, in my experience. It is also a place of violence, and a place where life can be all-too-cheap. It is also a place of ¡Socialismo! and oligarchy, as anyone who saw the troops roll out in Rio to combat Escadinha saw, or even most recently in Sampa with the fight against the local crime bosses. Brasil-as-Police-State is not far off in the past. Brasil as crushingly poor for some is a reality today.

        And my comment about shame was that, in my experience, my “gente fina”/Mauriçinho/Patricinha friends would police quite carefully which women I dated, and would shame anyone they thought was not worthy of me (or really of them) into leaving the group, as and when necessary. And of course, really, it was the Patricinhas, né?

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 8:33 pm Darius Jackson

      Krauser had a nice lil post about a black Brazilian(in truth she probably looked like Coretta Scott King,haw haw haw,but wtf) whom he street fucked after she-had an arguement with her boyfriend.

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  19. on February 18, 2013 at 3:05 pm יהודה בן יוסף

    Those Xtians cum dumpsters here in Israel… whoropian americunts…

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 4:08 pm whorefinder

      The sluttiest women in U.S. colleges are the Jew broads and niggers.

      The Jews eventually go on Jdate and find a beta herb doctor to marry, all whilst dreaming of their past alpha lovers, but pretending or hiding their past.

      The nigger broads just slut it up for life.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 6:01 pm Anonymous

      Idiot troll planting false flags… try not to be so obvious

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 11:28 pm w00t

      Just treat them like Goyim, which i’m sure you do anyway. Problem solved.

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  20. on February 18, 2013 at 4:07 pm just asking

    If a woman is passing by and get constantly ”checked out” by guys on the street, then she is at least what number in the 1-10 scale?

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 4:11 pm whorefinder

      She’s a non-obese woman, unless said “guys” are niggers.

      Any other determination is unable to be made from such a limited description.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 4:13 pm Q

      great question! i would say she is at least an 8.5!

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 4:30 pm Heywood Jablome

        Perhaps she’s a 1.5 or worse … it’s just like rubbernecking at a burning car.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm Flavia

        It depends on which street. Kiev she’s at least an 8.5 or higher, DC she’s maybe a 7- even lower. Flyover country….anything over a 6. Hence where the entitlement of certain plain chicks comes from.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 1:42 pm just asking

        the place would be Porto Alegre- Brazil.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 4:28 pm Heywood Jablome

      We notice all women, and check them all out. We only openly stare at the very attractive and at the hideously ugly.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 4:38 pm just asking

        when I say ”check out” I mean openly stare. so very attractive is like at least what number?

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 4:51 pm Kate

        If you get that kind of response, does it really matter? Just make a gravatar and add a picture, and I’m sure you’ll get plenty of feedback. You can delete pictures from your gravatar at any time. Don’t post anything in a comment as it’ll never disappear.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 5:09 pm CXH

        people openly stare at whales too. you’re at least a zero. post a pic if you want a better estimate.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 5:57 pm just asking

        this question is not about an specific person. I was just wondering what number a girl should be so that she get attention from random men, because I thought it should be a high number, but I saw a girl I judge being a 6-7 and she did get checked out a lot…

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 3:13 pm Flavia

        It also depends how she’s dressed.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 3:33 pm V

        a girl could have a hideously ugly face and still be slender with a cute butt, maybe making her an overall 6, yet guys still wanna check out the cute butt even if they dont wanna talk to her or get digits.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:31 pm Heywood Jablome

        I’d say 9+ … basically, the far rightward tail of the standard distribution of looks.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:50 pm someone

        I think 9+ is too high. I would go to an 8 because they are already rare, like 10% of female population would be an 8 and would get the random male attention. But 7’s wouldn’t. 7’s are not remarkable.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 5:29 pm anon

      Troll

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 5:39 pm Anonymous

        I thought same.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm just asking

        why troll?

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:12 pm Anonymous

        From the Wiki on the Interwebz:

        In Internet slang, a troll (pron.: /ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is someone who posts inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

        Your question seems overly facile, leading, and off-topic.

        I think Heywood answered well. She’s “remarkable” – she’s either hot or ugly. Next.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:35 pm just asking

        oh lord, do you need to insult? many people post off-topic things here. That wasn’t a troll. I asked just out of curiosity, because I saw an average silghtly attractive ”6” turning heads and being checked out a lot.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:41 pm Anonymous

        Haha! Whoah Nellie. If you think that my comment was an insult to you, methinks you should seek more rarified company. It’s “pinkies up only” for you, ¿no?

        Reading is fundamental. My comment that the question was facile does not indicate that I think you are facile. Your subsequent comment, however, is leaning me in that direction.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 6:52 pm someone

        no, 6s and 7s wouldn’t catch the attention. I think 8+ would be checked out.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm anon

        Your question from yesterdays post

        “can a girl who is short/average (5’0”-5’5”) still be a 10 in the 1-10 scale or only tall girls(5’6”+) can be a 10? ”

        I thought troll then too.
        If you aren’t, stop asking incredibly stupid questions.

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:47 pm someone

        I don’t think this is stupid. It is actually interesting, if a person wants to know is she/he is attractive, goes outside and nobody pay attention to them, they can save their time and don’t need to go at yahoo answers and expose themselves asking where they stand in the scale. Actually, I was wondering so if a man turn heads would he be at least an 8 too? girls are much more subtle…

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 7:56 pm Anonymous

        http://hotornot.com/

        … and all shall be revealed through the wisdom of crowds.

        ∞

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 8:24 pm anon

        Based on your post, I’m not surprised you don’t find the question stupid.

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    • on February 18, 2013 at 7:05 pm gunslingergregi

      what if guys and girls try to pick her up the fuck does that mean
      what if you go to strip club and bitches are trying to rub up on her in when she goes to the bathroom
      or she goes to club bathroom and chicks try to pick her up there he he he

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      • on February 18, 2013 at 9:15 pm josh

        Talking about you mom again,I see.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 12:22 am gunslingergregi

        lol

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 12:24 am gunslingergregi

        hey i was serous on the piss thing try it out
        just realized it was all fucked up
        i always piss on my hos marking terrtory thing maybe want to be a freak of nature who knows

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 12:25 am gunslingergregi

        trying to have same power as some millionaire rapper on tv and i do he he he

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 5:13 pm Tyrone

      A better measure is what reaction does she get from other women?

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  21. on February 18, 2013 at 4:24 pm Drama

    Anyone else see the weightwatchers commercial with the Russian chick who said American food made her fat?

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 12:21 pm Flavia

      Yes! I think she was super cute. And it’s true, American portions are out of control. Quantity over quality.

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      • on February 19, 2013 at 2:01 pm Drama

        It’s really sick. People pile food into their mouths at a rate that would match that of competitive athletes and should be embarassed but are quite content about it.

        And yeah, she was a babe…after the weight loss.

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  22. on February 18, 2013 at 4:38 pm Shiggy Donatello

    Considering that Slavic women are massive sluts, you really have to be a cuckold to consider them the paragons of femininity, much less as a serious prospect for an LTR.

    Not like Western women are any better, but still

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 10:16 am Flavia

      Maybe the bleached hair ones that wear snakeskin leggings, but not most…..NASALT!

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  23. on February 18, 2013 at 5:43 pm Tested Dolls « PUA Central

    […] under: Foreign Girls …read more Source: Chateau […]

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  24. on February 18, 2013 at 5:47 pm CXH

    weebles wobble but they don’t fall down

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  25. on February 18, 2013 at 6:45 pm Walt Nawalt

    Google Natasza Urbanska.

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  26. on February 18, 2013 at 7:04 pm Walt Nawalt

    In my experience, and you can file it under “whatever it’s worth”, Eastern European and much Central European (smaller countries, such as Hungary as opposed to Germany) women that aren’t too Westernized want to be treated like a Princess….however they understand that means there is a Prince. How it plays out depends on Relationship Game.

    OTOH, Latin women want to be princesses ravaged by a sexy courtier away from the eyes of a dullard Prince. If you have hand in a Latin relationship, the constant arguments can be fun and a good judge of how hot the relationship continues to be. Ignoring a Slavic girl won’t cause the same eruptions, she’ll do a slow boil and when she spews, it is over. Period…done. The crazy Latin chick will rationalize that she stabbed you out of passionate love. The pissed off Eastern European wants you dead.

    American women want to be princesses and since there is no history of royalty in the USA, that means they know Princes do not exist. However, this is not stop them from thinking they are deep inside Grace Kelly, who, mind you, was exactly *one* out of the millions and millions of American women who ever existed. Wallis Simpson was an exception, too, but not because of beauty….she hit the lucky lotto ticket in the dried up divorcee sweepstakes out of British women who didn’t realize the game had changed and a bee-yotch American divorcee, given half a chance, would eat their lunch.

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  27. on February 18, 2013 at 8:03 pm Anonymous

    A little off topic, but I was looking for some bro wisdom.

    Girl: coworker in my social circle (we don’t work together, but are in the same company)

    She and I have been flirting for a couple of months, when we see each other. Our mutual friends have mentioned that I should make a move, so when she dropped the hint that she was free on VDay, I asked if she would like to hang out.

    We met for movies at her apartment, polished off a bottle of wine, and went out to a local dive, where we had a few more beers. We get back to her place and things heat up. But then I realize I grabbed the wrong gym bag… the one without the condoms.

    Disappointed, I settle for simply going down on her. No complaints from her, but it wasn’t my best work, due to being shit-faced. I passed out before she could return the favor.

    Next morning, she’s somewhat cuddly, but we’re both hungover and need to get to work on time. The same spark isn’t there from last night. I chalk it up to the hangover and her coworkers confirm to me that she was quiet and groggy all day. She’s on vacation now for the better part of a week. Since then, hardly any texting between us, mostly with me initiating. Wondering if I should adopt radio silence until she surfaces or press the issue of seeing her again to finish what we started (or start from square one).

    [Heartiste: This wasn’t the most auspicious start to a blossoming love match. One, you shouldn’t have agreed to see her on Vday. She’s communicating her neediness by being free that day, but so are you by agreeing to see her on short notice. (Women want to believe that alpha males have a full dance card on special days.) Second, going down on her is a no-no early on; women have to earn that reward. Third, mucking this up with a co-worker, however distant, is asking for stress-related flakiness. Fourth, her vacation was bad timing. One week apart after a first lay is one week too long permitting her to mull on the night in her head over and over; and when girls do that their ASD shoots up and they pull away. Plus, vacations mean exotic men, and opportunities for fresh romance to take her mind off a botched romance. Fifth, if you are sending most of the texts and she’s not replying in kind, that is a bad sign.

    I think this one is over before it started. She feels guilty and you subcommunicated some betatude. Engage aloof alpha protocal. Don’t speak to her. Make her come to you. Give it two weeks and see if that convinces her to come around. If not, you have your answer.]

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  28. on February 18, 2013 at 9:16 pm josh

    Anyone heard anything about the “new” David shade product:Bring Out Her Inner Animal?

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  29. on February 18, 2013 at 9:18 pm gunslingergregi

    just piss on her josh and have her drink it

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  30. on February 18, 2013 at 9:22 pm gunslingergregi

    that was bad jesus christ lol

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  31. on February 19, 2013 at 1:09 am Spiralina

    CH had a crazy weekend apparently! ❤

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 8:16 am gunslingergregi

      i lose a love he gains one its a fucked up world

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm Kate

      Don’t you love it when he’s happy? 🙂

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  32. on February 19, 2013 at 6:41 am Plumnuts

    Silence from the usual female commenters? ho ho ho

    A few posts ago the talons were out for asian women and the guys who go for them, the sum of the argument being that a) asian women are ugly b) guys who would choose an asian woman over a white woman are low value to begin with. The usual rationalizations. Whilst they might be true, the fact that attraction is being diverted away from western white women en masse tells us something about the state of femininity in the west. Unsurprising that no mention was made of feminine behavior, despite that being one of the main reasons that many western men now find asian/exotic women much more attractive relative to the local offerings. When asian women start snorting, cussing out people they don’t even know, and start chugging beers then you can start grading them on their objective beauty. Until then it’s an uneven playing field, particularly where marriage/LTRs are concerned.

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  33. on February 19, 2013 at 7:57 am Kickboxer

    Girl: coworker in my social circle (we don’t work together, but are in the same company)

    She and I have been flirting for a couple of months, when we see each other. Our mutual friends have mentioned that I should make a move, so when she dropped the hint that she was free on VDay, I asked if she would like to hang out.

    We met for movies at her apartment, polished off a bottle of wine, and went out to a local dive, where we had a few more beers. We get back to her place and things heat up. But then I realize I grabbed the wrong gym bag… the one without the condoms.

    Disappointed, I settle for simply going down on her. No complaints from her, but it wasn’t my best work, due to being shit-faced. I passed out before she could return the favor… ffs.

    Next morning, she’s somewhat cuddly, but we’re both hungover and need to get to work on time. The same spark isn’t there from last night. I chalk it up to the hangover and her coworkers confirm to me that she was quiet and groggy all day. She’s on vacation now for the better part of a week. Since then, hardly any texting between us, a few times with me initiating. Wondering if I should adopt radio silence until she surfaces or press the issue of seeing her again to finish what we started… or “next.”

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 10:24 am bob

      Leave her on her own for a little while, yes. Alcohol + dirty sex = “does he think I am a slut?”

      Don’t initiate at all. Don’t mention this night at all. She will come back to you. Play it very cool, very chill. Escalation will have to be done slowly over time. If she resists, don’t force it. Right now, she wants to know that you’re not with her just for her pussy.

      You’re in the driver’s seat, it should be pretty easy.

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    • on February 19, 2013 at 12:16 pm scatmaster

      Run Grasshopper Run!!!!

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  34. on February 19, 2013 at 8:14 am gunslingergregi

    “she didn’t grab your dick and yank your body over and start sucking”
    all bad all bad
    way to make it all about her though
    get them cooking skills developed and start sharpening your broom

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  35. on February 21, 2013 at 1:31 am Nigel

    @ Drama, yeah I seen that weight watchers commercial many times. I think if that girl lose enough weight she would be about an 8. She seems really feminine and pretty tho unlike a lot of american women who act as if they are jealous they’re not guys. European women are beautiful. Btw, is there anyway european chicks that come to US can not be so americanized?

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    • on February 21, 2013 at 2:08 am Nicole

      Live deep in the woods and don’t own a television, and screen any media that comes into your house.

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