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Good White Liberal Translation Dictionary

March 8, 2013 by CH

Over at GLPiggy’s, a discussion has ensued about an article written by a white man describing his experience growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood in Philadelphia. It’s the heartwarming story of a good white liberal daring to confront his deepest, darkest thoughts on the subject of race and what we in the sanity industry call “reality”.

Normally, good white liberal forays into the topic of urban real estate require a handy dandy translator service if you aren’t up to speed with the encryption used to guard the moral boundaries that separate crimethink (what we in the candor industry call “realtalk”) from cocktail party sophistry. That pulpit isn’t going to draw the flocks of finger-waggers if you can’t maintain the plausible deniability of the self-righteous neo-Puritan thundering against the boogeyman of Southron witches.

Good White Liberal Translation Dictionary

“dangerous” = black
“bad” = black
“sketchy” = black
“marginal” = black
“touch and go” = black
“rough” = black
“crime prone” = black
“inconvenient” = no cabs = black
“gun free zone” = black, as translated from the MSM-ese
“no-go” = 100% black
“ghetto” = archaic, so black has become unacceptable as a euphemism
“teen gangs” = the blackest of black
“seedy” = black + street walkers
“scary” = witnessed a black committing a crime there
“tricky” = black, with some mestizos
“crazy” = more trannies than blacks
“edgy” = African immigrant blacks with jobs + overpaid gay web designers
“borderline” = black, but saw some white faces and exhaled with relief
“decent” = less black
“up and coming” = even less black
“expensive” = non-black
“yuppie” = been non-black so long forgot how bad black was
“boring” = asian

This translation dictionary is a valuable companion on your sojourns through the land of clever silly SPWLs. Good luck trying to get a high verbal IQ SWPL to admit to what they’re actually saying. You may as well try to squeeze blood from a lawyerchick. But now you don’t have to do the impossible; with this dictionary, you’ll be able to suffer through semantic legerdemain while nodding knowingly and hoisting a craft brew in tacit tribal affiliation.

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  1. on March 8, 2013 at 1:59 pm Scott

    Aww man, you’re going to hurt VK’s feelings.

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  2. on March 8, 2013 at 2:08 pm Cesare

    You omitted the Continental although increasingly invasive term, ‘Youth(s)’ = Black, both individually or mob.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 2:51 pm whatever

      “Youth(s)” usually means Arab/Muslim, not black(s). Pay attention.

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 3:32 pm Anonymous

        My personal favorite is a UK term.

        “Asian” in lieu of Muslim.

        ∞

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm whorefinder

        Youth in America is black.

        Youth in UK is Muslim.

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 5:01 pm Canadian Friend

        Youth is wasted on the colored…

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      • on March 13, 2013 at 4:56 pm whorefinder

        Life is.

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 5:24 pm Libertardian

        Exactly.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 4:16 pm Hugh Mann

        No, youth in UK is black too – youth in France is Muslim, generally North African, as in ‘youths set fire to cars for a third successive night in a Paris suburb’.

        Muslims in UK are ‘Asian youths’.

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  3. on March 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm asinusspinasmasticans

    “urban” – black

    [CH: yes.]

    “vibrant” – mostly white but a lot of slender bougey black girls to hit on

    [No. Vibrant is mostly non-white. Wealthy whites us the word to describe neighborhoods they wouldn’t live in.]

    “transitional” – blacks moving in, whites leaving or vice versa

    [No. Transitional as it is normally used means blacks leaving, whites moving in.]

    “rundown” – pore white

    [No. Rundown is too generic to apply to a specific group, so you don’t hear it as often. When it is used, it typcially refers to a majority mestizo or black hood.]

    “hardscrabble” – really pore white

    [Half right. Working class white. By the way, the word you’re looking for is “poor”.]

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 1:12 pm Anonymous

      A slight clarification. We should remember who it is that recites these incantations, with their secular prayer beads in hand. The Leftists are the ones who use these terms (and yes, the Realtors, who just want to make a Bernankified Buck).

      And so, in my experience, “transitional” is a hopeful word. It is a marketing word. In my experience, it its a reflection of what the Lefties would LIKE to happen/what would ratify their propaganda, but not what is actually happening.

      In reality, poor people do not quickly move out of the place they are renting and move to another less “transitional” neighborhood, unless renters’ laws enable the landlord to jack the rent enough to force them out.

      I have seen “transitional” neighborhoods in CA that, for over ten years, have remained “transitional”.

      ∞

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  4. on March 8, 2013 at 2:47 pm asdf

    You forgot “gentrifying” = The blacks are on the way out but you might still be able to afford something on your shitty salary if you act now.

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  5. on March 8, 2013 at 2:52 pm Hugh G. Rection

    Comments are also worth a read. Not a lot of censorship going on.

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  6. on March 8, 2013 at 3:00 pm Mike in Texas

    Some of the best BBQ in DFW is in the black community, so you get to encounter this for the exquisiteness of the brisket and ribs they make. Although I have been eye-balled many times by some unsavory characters down there, They keep their distance though because I drive in, pick up the delectable booty and I drive out. I do not hang around and invite a conflict. That being said, the .45 stuck in the back of my jeans might also be a deterrent as it is a big gun and hardly concealable…

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 3:12 pm Canadian Friend

      ” unsavory characters ” = Black

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 3:45 pm Mike in Texas

        Yes, Black bangers, who are cowards.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 3:19 pm PRX

      Carter’s

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 4:36 pm Customer Service

      If even there’s a 0.001% chance you will need to use a gun in order to get take-out food, why do you do it?

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 7:33 pm Anonymous

        You really don’t appreciate good BBQ do you?

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 7:34 pm Mike in Texas

        You don’t appreciate good BBQ do you?

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 8:58 pm corvinus

        Animals risk death over delicious food all the time.

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 9:42 pm Dan Fletcher

        “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door…”

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 8:57 pm corvinus

      I reckon whites in TX are less likely to be mugged than those in IL thanks to concealed carry. Regardless, actually being obvious that you pack heat is an even further deterrent.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 4:03 pm JironGhrad

        2nd this. I usually carry concealed blades and wear my jump boots when I have to visit those more “interesting” neighborhoods.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 8:56 pm gunslingergregi

        ditch the jump boots or combat boots
        no traction
        the only fight i ever lost one on one was in combat boots
        i mean didn’t really lose so much as i was the only one bleeding still standing still trying but in the snow in boots not much you can do he he he
        should of prob took em off and went barefoot if i would of been really hardcore

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 9:15 pm JironGhrad

        I love my Matterhorns. Never lost traction with them and the fact that they’re several steps above the basic issue boot goes quite a way toward defusing issues. Plus I keep a double-edge fighting blade tucked in them, and it’s well above where most pat-downs check.

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 1:12 pm josh

      “…pick up the delectable booty and I drive out.” Oh for a second i thought you were referencing a previous CH post whree guys waxed about the possibilty of some sweet sexy black chix being found among the LaQuisha & Quetashaneeda sherillazz!

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 8:53 pm gunslingergregi

      yea i go to all black clubs with no gun
      whatever works

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  7. on March 8, 2013 at 3:45 pm Jason

    You’re painting with too broad a brush, Heartiste, ignoring social class.

    Let me use DC geography that you’ll understand: There’s a world of difference between ghetto people in Anacostia and middle-class people in Prince George’s County.

    Chris Rock’s legendary “I love black people, but I hate n******” nailed it even more succinctly

    But by all means, keep on race-baiting, if it drives traffic to your site.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 5:49 pm Shoot Me

      PGC? Ha ha………

      You can take a nigger out of the jungle but you can never take the jungle out of the nigger. PGC is equally as dangerous as Anacostia you nut.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm Dan Fletcher

      Take your teddy-bear and crawl back to the CNN comments section son.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 2:25 am Jason

        Don’t watch CNN. But your earn a smiley face sticker for inventiveness.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 9:49 pm Anon

      So the only reason to talk about race is to drive traffic?

      Dumb faggot.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 2:26 am Jason

        Send me your address; I’d like to send you a few vocabulary exercises. You seem to need them.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 2:03 pm Anon

        Faggot.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 3:56 pm Jason

        My point exactly.

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      • on March 11, 2013 at 12:51 pm josh

        Faggot

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 10:27 pm corvinus

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_George%27s_County,_Maryland#Crime

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 2:23 am Jason

        Your point being…. PG County is a nice place to live? It apparently is. As for crime, dollars to donuts those are ghetto blacks headed out to where the money is.

        Overall point: Class is a more effective tool for understanding America than race. I’ll keep copying and pasting that until I die.

        Case closed.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 7:34 am Anonymous

        Not really, places with poor whites are better than those filled with poor blacks. Race matters, deal with it.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 1:28 pm Dan Fletcher

        Typical blank-slate drivel.

        If it is class then why are crime-rates still high among middle-class blacks?

        http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2003-07-27/news/0307270299_1_middle-class-block-groups-black

        If it is class then why do poor whites and asians still commit much less crime than poor blacks?

        You have to accept reality before you can work to change it for the better. Pretending these things don’t exist leads to suffering for everybody.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 8:24 pm Racer-X

        Why?

        Because Malcolm X’s crowd taught the neqroes that violence, destruction, disrespect and endless self-pity are acceptable behaviours.

        Even though he came around to Martin’s view by the end of his life, he probably never fully thought-through what that more-or-less ‘wahhabist’ message would do to the mindset of millions of idiots; at least not initially.

        Only a neqroe will destroy its own neighborhood, including neighbors, and most-importantly, schools.

        If the neqroe had brain cell #1, it would understand that education is the key to improvement of all kinds. And work like hell, accordingly.

        But instead, they’d rather just fling their own crap while they keep themselves in the stone-age.

        One oldish count I saw was that ze blacks were 14% of the population and committed almost 80% of the violent crime.

        Ask yourself: Why is it a poor Korean can come to this country with nothing and a language that is foreign by about 274 characters and manage to kick righteous socioeconomic ass against all those roadblocks?

        Civility. Hard work. And no excuses.

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      • on April 5, 2013 at 10:00 pm eyeslevel

        I wonder if white people in ancient Egypt, Sumer, north Africa and north India kept telling themselves drivel like this while their magnificent WHITE civilizations metastasized into brown hells.

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 1:29 am whorefinder

      Sigh. Another left-tard faggot who thinks that because he finds an exception to the rule or average, the rule or average doesn’t exist.

      Lefties can’t understand basic statistics.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 2:28 am Jason

        Sigh. Another rightwing hateful nutjob who can’t understand the meaning of “nuance” or “distinction”. Look up “false dichotomy” and report back what you see.

        Also, keep slathering the paint a mile wide. This way, you’ll mark the lunatic fringe for all the black government helicopters to see.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 8:08 pm corvinus

        http://www.jibjab.com/originals/this_land

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 6:14 pm jim monroe

      lol, PG County is a shithole

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  8. on March 8, 2013 at 3:46 pm Trimegistus

    I grew up as one of the only white kids in a mostly black neighborhood. Black Americans are some of the most vicious racists on Earth. Every aspect of their lives is filtered through racial self-pity.

    It must be maddening to be a black man with genuine intelligence and ability: you’ll never know. You’ll never know if you’ve really accomplished something or if the guilty whites are just giving you yet another Special Olympics medal.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 3:54 pm Tyrone

      You also spend your life trying to live down being a nigger and distancing yourself from your own kind.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 7:41 pm Dan Fletcher

      “It must be maddening to be a black man with genuine intelligence and ability: you’ll never know. You’ll never know if you’ve really accomplished something or if the guilty whites are just giving you yet another Special Olympics medal.”

      Absolutely. This thought gnaws at many blacks in the top %10.

      This is also one of the things that really bothered Chris Dorner, judging from his manifesto. It seemed like in the back of his mind he was never quite sure if he was standing on his own merit or on affirmative action.

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 9:17 pm Anonymous

        The biggest victim class of AA is the black male, because he like other males gauges his relative worth by how well he fares in the arena, and with AA, he never really knows for sure.

        Uri vinciri verberari, ferroque necari.

        P.S. The second biggest victim class is white males. Or perhaps Asian males. You know, the people that can actually do things.

        ∞

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 9:37 pm Anonymous

        P.P.S. This could also be why the black male never seems to shut up about race, whereas normal humans are worried about winners and losers.

        ∞

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 3:56 pm Canadian Friend

        Victims have unfair advantages in this day and age thanks to the deranged leftists who are in charge of everything and what CH calls pathological altruism,

        so all of those who are supposedely victims – non-caucasians, females, gays etc… – don’t ever want to stop being victims

        Being a victim is now a business , a career

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      • on March 11, 2013 at 11:48 pm Anonymous

        At a certain point the subject of the experiment reacts and rejects the experiment.

        http://www.ugo.com/image/214109/charlton-heston-in-planet-of-the-apes

        Bright Eyes, aka ∞.

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      • on March 12, 2013 at 12:27 am Anonymous

        As long as our society rewards the weak and punishes the self-sufficient/strong, we will be against Nature and we will reap the whirlwind.

        It’s just math.

        But hey, I’m sure it will be fine and will overcome. What could go wrong?

        ∞

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 8:31 pm The Other Jim

      When I was growing up in a suburb outside of Washington DC we had a great elementary school where children were well educated by teachers who cared about teaching. Then some politicians came up with the idea that it would be great if the black kids in DC had the same educational experience and started busing them into the largely white schools. Within one year of the blacks being imported there were more fights between the blacks and the whites, the blacks tried to steal everything from the white kids, and the teachers spent more time disciplining the blacks than teaching. It all went to hell because of the blacks. The simple truth is that the blacks aren’t civilized, they’re still feral, barely removed from the jungle.

      Put 10,000 white men in the middle of nowhere and the whites will build a boom-town.

      Put 10,000 blacks in the technological capital of the world and you’ll end up with Detroit.

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 9:01 am whitney

      Thomas Sowell, black, brilliant and, unfortunately, old

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  9. on March 8, 2013 at 4:19 pm whorefinder

    This is my favorite post ever.

    RAPE!

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 7:52 pm drunicusrex

      “Street harassment” – feminist term for getting hit on by black guys
      “Rape culture” – when the feminist is so fat & ugly the black guys hit on other women instead

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  10. on March 8, 2013 at 4:55 pm taterearl

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 10:06 pm Anonymous

      Chappelle is tiring. Or more accurately, that others think he is funny is tiring.

      I liked it so much better when I saw it the first time, and when it was called Red Foxx. It was almost as funny when I saw it the second time, and it was called Richard Pryor. It was still sorta funny when I saw it the third time, and it was called Eddie Murphy.

      By now, I’m just worn out. I can’t laugh at the same old stupid jokes anymore. Dave, please come back to us with some actual comedy, not just cheap, obvious shots based upon skin color. Fer chrissakes, Emo Phillips is more creative and funny than you are. And he’s probably certifiably retarded.

      ∞

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 1:28 am whorefinder

        Sad part is he started out as just a guy doing stand-up who happened to be black. He barely did any race jokes, if any. Hell, he lived on a farm in Ohio and skateboarded.

        But he was around A LONG time before he got his show. And he found the more race jokes he did, the more critical acclaim he received, and the more SWPLs watched.

        So he ramped it up and basically became a common nigger comic. Then bitched when he realized what he’d become and ran away.

        So he basically did the SWPL bidding for fame. SWPLs need their propaganda, and unsuccessful comedians find that being preachers to the choir gets them a loyal audience who need their propaganda daily. White guys like Billy Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, etc. go the full retard and spew left-wing talking points. Black guys need only make fun of white people constantly, and SWPLS will make them a star.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 6:28 am lightlybraisedturnipdotcom

        It is a tired genre of comedy but he did with originality and boldness. That show cracks me up unlike many others can.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 9:14 am Uncle Elmer

        That would be Yellow Springs, Ohio. I grew up in a nearby community and watched the place devolve into a lesbian shithole. Eventually they overran Antioch College and it expired, the fate now looming for Oberlin. The few blacks in that town were imported during the late 60s as fashion accessories for the trust-fund hipsters who could not get into more prestigious Ivy schools. One can understand how Chappelle, having grown up in that bubble, understood exactly how to tap the pulse of phony white liberals.

        I used to drive a delivery truck all over southern Ohio and Indiana, often to many quaint old towns full of conservative folks. Also I delivered to the black communities of Dayton and Cincinnati, who were generally cordial to me. What I found was that “conservatives” were the most tolerant and inclusive of others and that the rabid, militant bull dykes of Yellow Springs and their beta manginas were the most bigoted and ill-mannered folks in the region.

        Interestingly, in nearby Xenia, there is a population of black albinos that back in the day were popular on the black evangelical circuit.

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      • on March 10, 2013 at 2:05 pm Dan Fletcher

        Great post Uncle E, Very insightful.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 1:50 pm Dan Fletcher

        “So he ramped it up and basically became a common nigger comic. Then bitched when he realized what he’d become and ran away.”

        I never quite got this. His entire schtick was making racist jokes. Then all the sudden he bails because he didn’t like that his show was being racist…? Honestly, what the fuck did he think he was doing that whole time?

        “So he basically did the SWPL bidding for fame. SWPLs need their propaganda, and unsuccessful comedians find that being preachers to the choir gets them a loyal audience who need their propaganda daily. White guys like Billy Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, etc. go the full retard and spew left-wing talking points. Black guys need only make fun of white people constantly, and SWPLS will make them a star.”

        I agree for the most part. Marxist lapdogs, being so far removed form reality, need plenty of propaganda to keep their delusions inflated. However I think Chapelle’s fame came from poking fun at blacks as much as whites. I think white people enjoyed being able to mock black dysfunction in a socially acceptable way(laughing at jokes about blacks told by another black guy)

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      • on March 10, 2013 at 3:18 pm Unending Improvement

        No, he wasn’t upset that people found his jokes funny, he was upset because the “wrong people” were laughing.

        Namely prole whites, they aren’t allowed to be amused with that routine.

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  11. on March 8, 2013 at 5:29 pm Thor

    Hah. I live in the West indies. Where I am, 90%+ of the population is black. And they are wonderful people, and unlike many Americans they know their jobs. And they are nice, friendly, helpful etc.

    The reason for the difference: Easy. Nobody told them that they are victims, and that the world owes them a living. Seriously.

    Thor

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 8:59 pm corvinus

      Caribbean blacks don’t have as much T and aggression as American blacks.

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      • on March 8, 2013 at 9:44 pm Unending Improvement

        What exactly makes them different? It certainly isn’t genetics, they come from the same damn places.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 1:15 am OiledOldMan

        The slave trade was an incredible event of accelerated forced natural selection. And most of it happened before the slaves even got here… not only did weak slaves die off in the boats that took them here, they were often led on grueling forced marches out of the interior of Africa. If you were weak you died, plain and simple, sometimes more than 50% died before even getting on a boat.

        There was a documentary with Michael Johnson were this is explained. Kudos to him for having the courage to explore this.

        And predictably SWPL’s completely ignore these points and trip over themselves to deny this is true by citing the example of blacks not being good swimmers… or something… idiots.
        http://www.salon.com/2012/07/25/michael_johnsons_gold_medal_in_ignorance/

        Another interesting show on BBC about the spice trade visited the old coastal site where slaves were auctioned off, a very painful reminder of the past yet the people were happy and just wanted to live their lives. The white host was shocked and puzzled thinking they should keep living their lives in constant anger…

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 10:58 pm santa666

      Are Jamaica and Haiti considered west indies?

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 6:40 am Omega_Dork

        Yes, of course.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 7:56 pm driveallnight

        No, Haiti is actually considered part of hell.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 9:10 pm driveallnight

        Fun fact: Haiti only has a populace because of gentrification in hell.

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    • on March 10, 2013 at 12:10 am Scott

      The whole “aren’t Caribbean blacks wonderful” thing is overplayed. Jamaica is a no-go zone except for a small resort area, and St. Croix and St. Thomas are violent dumps. The Dominican Republic and Haiti, well, what can you say. Yes there are a few peaceful islands here and there, but overall, if you’re white and rich in the West Indies you are a target.

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      • on March 10, 2013 at 2:44 pm driveallnight

        Dominican broads are hot. If only I could get them out of room before cheerfully demolishing the minibar….

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    • on March 11, 2013 at 12:57 pm josh

      Can you fuck the black babes???

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  12. on March 8, 2013 at 5:57 pm Tinderbox

    Guilt-ridden liberals are extra polite to blacks, in the mistaken belief it will keep them from being put up against the wall first when the race riots come.

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    • on March 8, 2013 at 9:08 pm corvinus

      Ironically, racist whites get along better with blacks than libtards do.

      I was once talking with a black dude in a local bar, who was hanging with some fat white liberal cum dumpsters, one or more of whom he was screwing. The topic turned to racial matters. I made a remark about “it’s interesting how different types of people etc. etc.”, and one of the cum dumpsters said, “Wait, what do you mean, ‘different types of people’?” as if she was preparing to bite my head off. I defused her with some smart-aleck remark, and the black dude was trying hard not to burst out laughing.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 10:31 am Spiralina

        Yes. I live in the south, and the “racist” conservative whites are usually the first to actually socialize and do business with blacks. Northern yuppie liberals love to speak in carefully coded PC terms, but they’re terrified of blacks and invariably get visibly awkward and uncomfortable when forced to interact with even one. It’s funny to watch.

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      • on March 9, 2013 at 12:09 pm tang3zang

        This is precisely correct. I’ve had better, and more meaningful relationships with honest conservatives than any sort of liberal. Even a redneck who holds stereotypes can still get along with me if I know they’re not holding malicious intent.

        Because mutual respect beats politically correct obligations any day.

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  13. on March 8, 2013 at 7:00 pm Uncle Elmer

    It doesn’t matter if it was a hoax. It was a cry for help that got an important and much-needed dialogue going.

    Oh, sorry, wrong thread…

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  14. on March 8, 2013 at 7:34 pm Uncle Elmer

    Aping Negroe mannerisms is a time-honored way to impress the ladies. I have been approached by women after having been seen slapping hands and talking jive with the Coloured Gentlemen.

    Just a few years ago when I was in the midst of my Dance Sensation days, I went “clubbing” with a Black fellow from work. There was Elmer, riding around in a large car with a bunch of black dudes. We found a salsa club where I cut the rug with some of their women. Otherwise an uneventful evening, though later some dance partner tole me she had seen me out and about with my “friends”.

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  15. on March 8, 2013 at 7:46 pm Dan Fletcher

    ““edgy” = African immigrant blacks with jobs + overpaid gay web designers”

    I lol’ed.

    “Not safe after dark” = Near blacks

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  16. on March 8, 2013 at 9:57 pm Good White Liberal Translation Dictionary « PUA Central

    […] = archaic, so black has become unacceptable as a euphemism “teen gangs” = the blackest …read more Source: Chateau […]

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  17. on March 8, 2013 at 10:20 pm Rick Derris

    Awesome dictionary and I hear libs in Austin using that Newspeak all the time.

    At lunch today a table of SWPLs were gushing over the fact that Al Gore is giving a talk tomorrow and he’s signing some crappy book. Didn’t that fat jerk make enough cash selling his failed station to the assholes at Al JIZZiera?

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  18. on March 9, 2013 at 12:51 am mark

    Obama is our first teen President.

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 1:51 pm Dan Fletcher

      A+

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  19. on March 9, 2013 at 1:29 am mark

    United States Department of Justice Criminal Victimization in the United States, 2005 Statistical Tables

    http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus0502.pdf

    When your scroll down to Table 42, you will see in the left-hand column a crime heading of Rape/Sexual assault/a. When you look at the “White only” row and move to the point where it intersects with “Number of single-offender victimizations”, you will see that during the year 2005 a total of 111,490 White females were raped. Moving further to the right and under the Black column, you will see that during the year 2005 the percentage of White females victims raped by Negro men is 33.6%.

    Multiplying that out we get a total of 37,460 White females who were raped by nigger men during 2005. Yes, there were more White females raped by White men during that same period, but nigger men make up only ~6% of the U. S. population.

    Going to the intersection of the Black only row (victims) and the White (perp) column you will see that there were zero negro women raped by White men (0.0) during 2005.

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 4:07 pm Canadian Friend

      Any minute now some liberal will tell us these numbers clearly indicate we are not nice enough to blacks.

      If we were nicer to them they would not rape our women and blahblahblah…

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  20. on March 9, 2013 at 2:36 am tang3zang

    Just reading anything on American politics confirms what I’ve suspected all along:

    Every issue is so racialized that none of them can be discussed on its merits.

    More reason to avoid multiculturalism at all costs.

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  21. on March 9, 2013 at 5:29 am Harland

    One of the things I encountered after I moved abroad was the tension between Africans and African-Americans. This was a big surprise to me. The Africans despise African-Americans because they were given the most precious gift on birth (American citizenship) and squandered it. Imagine a thick Swahili accent saying “They haff no pride”. I thought they would be natural buddies abroad, sort of like Australians and Texans.

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  22. on March 9, 2013 at 1:05 pm thwack

    Uncle Elmer
    Aping Negroe mannerisms is a time-honored way to impress the ladies.
    ————————————————————————————————

    Ah yes…. the “Tarzan effect”; every white mans wet dream.

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    • on March 9, 2013 at 3:39 pm whorefinder

      lmao. More like “slutty women will sleep with anything, including animals, and white men who impersonate animals.”

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      • on March 11, 2013 at 2:28 pm Nicole

        Yet you insist your people are superior.

        Here’s a clue: if your women are shit, your mom is shit, and you are shit that came from shit.

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  23. on March 10, 2013 at 9:25 am gramps

    My take on the race thing: Treat everybody properly, regardless of race. Not to be “nice” or condescending, but because every human deserves proper and respectful treatment from other humans. That is an obligation we all have. We are all just human and nobody picked his parents, But, just avoid association with blacks when possible. They bring way too much baggage, and most of it is not pleasant. The US govt banned IQ tests years ago, but that didn’t make the races equal. The average white person is not very smart, but the average black person is much dumber. The average black IQ (70-100) overlaps at the lower range with high scoring gorillas. Not their fault, but you don’t have to subject yourself, or your children, to the misfortunes which dumb people create for themselves and everyone around them.

    No one but a fool thinks the natural order of the world is pleasant and configured to conform to human vanities.

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    • on March 11, 2013 at 2:44 pm Nicole

      I give my daughter the same speech about sheeple.

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    • on March 23, 2013 at 4:05 pm Brian Miller

      LOL. How much can you fucking contradict yourself?

      > “Treat everybody properly, regardless of race. Not to be “nice” or condescending, but because every human deserves proper and respectful treatment from other humans. ”

      Yet…

      > “just avoid association with blacks when possible. They bring way too much baggage, and most of it is not pleasant.”

      And…

      > “the average black person is much dumber. The average black IQ (70-100) overlaps at the lower range with high scoring gorillas.”

      Give up the moral high ground. You never had it in the first place.

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  24. on March 10, 2013 at 8:28 pm thwack

    “just avoid association with blacks when possible. ”
    ———————————————————
    so says the man whos ancestors cut down forests, built boats, sailed to Africa and dragged black people back over here in chains…

    (((shakin my head))) http://oi49.tinypic.com/vymhr8.jpg

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    • on March 10, 2013 at 9:03 pm Kate

      NABALT

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    • on March 11, 2013 at 9:41 am Test E. Cool

      Logical fallacy… Not that logic was ever the black man’s strong point.

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      • on March 11, 2013 at 2:58 pm Nicole

        What he’s saying is that it’s a little late to complain about association when your ancestors or useful idiots thereof, were responsible for most African Americans being there in the first place. The useful idiots also, in large part, facilitated the culture that encouraged most to stay instead of returning to Africa or at least going anywhere abroad aside of North America.

        Also, were it not for our example, the U.S. would be a giant mall/prison/labor camp by now. It will turn into that eventually, but for the moment, people still remember the lessons learned from civil rights leaders. You know you can’t trust the government because there were and are targets you can observe from a safe enough distance.

        You can puff about IQ all the live long day, but balls are our department. Without those, it doesn’t matter what color you are. You’re a slave.

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    • on March 11, 2013 at 2:29 pm Nicole

      I doubt any of his ancestors could afford to drag anybody anywhere.

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      • on March 11, 2013 at 3:12 pm Mike in Texas

        I am sick of people accusing my ancestors of being slave owners, just because I am a white male. This pisses me off to no end, because my family emigrated to the US in the 1880’s, way after the Civil War and the supposed fight for slavery ended.

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      • on March 11, 2013 at 3:57 pm Nicole

        Well then if your family also wasn’t into being useful idiots, then you’re in the clear. You’d have a good reason for not wanting to be lumped in with the trash who forgets where they came from and spits on their Ancestors’ resourcefulness, survivalism, or luck.

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      • on May 6, 2013 at 10:33 am Greg Eliot

        Better a useful idiot than a useless one… such as yourself.

        You’re another one who should get a refund on the half-assed community college for the tuition they cheated you out of.

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  26. on March 10, 2013 at 11:22 pm thwack

    Truth be told, black slaves were the energy source, the wealth… that allowed a small number of white people in America to declare independence from and defeat the world super power of its day; the British empire.

    Who is gonna save your ass this time?

    Ain’t it a shame when the organ grinder has to go to his monkey for a loan.

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    • on March 11, 2013 at 12:44 pm Alpha Male

      What are you doing out of prison?

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    • on May 6, 2013 at 10:30 am Greg Eliot

      Fractured History is one thing… Fractured Fairy Tales is quite another.

      If I were you, I’d ask whatever half-assed community college you went to for a refund on tuition… you got severely cheated, especially on the Western Civ I and II courses.

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    • on May 6, 2013 at 12:23 pm corvinus

      By your logic, the Confederacy would have won the Civil War. Instead, it got its ass kicked.

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  27. on March 11, 2013 at 10:07 am oldman

    My ultra-PC local newspaper (the Gainesville Sun) never even hints at the race of the urban youfs they so frequently report on.

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  28. on March 11, 2013 at 12:29 pm Alpha Male

    I find SWPLs too wordy a moniker. I prefer fucktards.

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  29. on March 11, 2013 at 2:39 pm thwack

    Alpha Male
    What are you doing out of prison?
    —————————————————-

    Your sister can explain; hold on while I hand her the phone.

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    • on May 6, 2013 at 12:46 pm Patriarch

      Everytime a black person insults a white person by claiming to interbreed with his women he admits he is inferior by insinuating he is polluting the more superior blood line…that and an angel gets it’s wings.

      Nicole says “balls” is the foray of the Africans. I would have to agree. As masculine as your women act there has got to be some extra testosterone somewhere. “But we act like animals in bed….” Yeah, and you act like animals at convience stores also. Doesn’t mean it’s a desirous trait.

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