From a Craigslist W4M posting (since expired):
Gansevoort bathroom in January – w4m – 24 (West Village)
I was your cocktail waitress 3 weeks ago at the rooftop. You were there on a Wednesday night with your friends(?) or clients from work. You said you worked for GS, but you might have just said whatever. I mean, what does a dumb bitch like me know, right? You flirted with me and asked me what I did other than work here and I told you I’m in acting school. You were really hot in that asshole lacrosse kinda way with your blonde hair and broad shoulders, maybe 29, 30. You followed me to the bathroom and grabbed my tits and hair pushed down. I got on my knees and sucked your cock. I didn’t know what else to do. Then you blew a load on my face and stuck a $100 bill on it. You walked out without saying anything, when I straightened up and came out your table already settled. And left me a nice tip. I wish you left me a card but you probably didn’t want me to know your real name or where you really worked.
I’d just leave it at that, and apply it to my acting, but the trouble is that I really liked it. You made me feel like a fucking cheap chinky whore. I wanna do it again but you don’t need to tip me. Get in touch, please. We don’t have to date. I just really liked pleasing you.
I wonder if the General Social Survey captures this kind of data?
Hot.
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omg thanksz for dis!!!! dat was me daGBFM!!!! and i slapped two 100 dollarz illiz on her forehead but one must;ve fallenz off lzozozozzoz
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hey heartsisttezZ!!!!
check out dis hilaoriosu zo commentz–i t is nice to see otehrs using proeper grammar and spellingz!!!! FINALLYZ!
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/11/life_can_make_you_into_a_feminist/#postID=13224735&page=0&comment=4552451
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dariusjackson
THURSDAY, MAR 14, 2013 09:49 AM PDT
This See You Next tuesday lives in a Vaginal fantasy world. This dumb ass beeyotch wants “eekwality”? Her whole life she has been lifted up,helped,assisted,bailed out,encouraged,opportunized and monetized by M_E_N!!! And she still complains she di’n get enough affirmative akshun!And yet this over privileged koont–given a position that she is in way over her head and in which she will no doubt fail–and blame somebody ELSE–is still blubbering about eekwality! Feck you ya Old Yenta sow! Yenta yenta yenta!! I like ehr comment about f*cking “bad boyzz” (n*ggers??)but marrying sweet wimps. Must make her husband feel goot!!!! LOL! F8ck this ugly beeyotch!”
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omg thanksz for dis!!!! dat was me daGBFM!!!! and i slapped two 100 dollarz illiz on her forehead but one must;ve fallenz off lzozozozzoz
So… you bernankified her.
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no no no no no no!!!
have you not been paying atatentionzzz and tsudyingzz da teahcings of teh GBFM?????
da bernanakififatcions happens THROUGH DA BUNEGLEOEGOOZLZLZOZLZ like tucker makx rheyems witwhw goldman sachsz does it as he is publishined by million billion dollar corprpoatuaoajozmz zlzllzoozozzooz corproratioznz zlolzoozzozozzozozozlozzo
here crvinus–take da gbfm test 2 se ho wyou have been doing in class:
da GBFM FIRDAY TESTZZ!! TO EE HOW WELL ALL OF YOU BEETATTZ BUNGHOELRZ HAVE BEEN STSUDYDYTING lzozlzozlzlzz
lzozozlzozo da gbfm quiz:
1. The best way to bernankify a woman is through her:
a) nose hole
b) ear hole
c) mouth hole
d) butthozlzoozlz
e) gina hoelez
f) zlzozozlzolzozozoz
2. Tukker MAx rhryems with
a) Goldman sax
b) ben bernanke
c) sosdoomy
d) feminisst writer
e) sextrrive tapingz of buttehtx
3. The proper spellinzg of butthext is:
a) buttheext
b) butetehtxtxtx
c) butetehxtxtxt
d) buetetxlxoooozozoz
e) butetehrolozozozozozoz
4. The neoeocnths promote butyhe buttehxt so as to
a) desoul your womenz
b) beernakify your owmenz and ruin them as motehrz
c) pwn your owmenz and addict them to buttehxt
d) plant the butthextual longing seed that leads to divorce
e) detsory the fmaily to put your chcildren in beernaneke day care
f) all of da above zlzozooozlzoz
5. The following neoenthcts faought and were injured in the Middle East warz:
a) Jonah Goldbergz
b) BEn BErnnanke
c) Bill Crrystal
d) Jonah Goelebrgz mom lucianne goldbergz
e) bene shapriorz
d) none of teh abaovez lzozozozozoozoz
6. Sigmund Freud stated that the one question that puzzled him most was “What do women want?” The famous polymath poet/psychologist GBFM figured it out circa 2011. According to the great GBFM, women want:
a) beta fucks and alpha buckz
b) beta bucks and betasz fucks
c) alpha fucks and alpha fucks
d) alpha fucks and beta bucks
e) alpha fucks, alpha buckz, beta bucks, an all your moneyz too zlozlzlzozoz
7. The best way to gt a publishing deal with a publishing house run by women, or to be featured in a consertaive magazine article penned by women is to:
a) write exlated rhyming poetry
b) butthext a girl and tape it secrtely without her ocnctnt conthent
c) write a story with plot, values, and honor, like homer’s odyssey
d) write a shakeparean sonnet with imanbic pentaammeneterz and a couplet dat ryems at da end lzozlzlzozozoz
8. The difference between modern ministers and pimps is dat
a) pimps will not charge you for past use of a pussy
b) pimps are not fronting a divorce regime which transferz money from menz to owmenz and the state at gunpoint
c) a pimp cannot garnish your wagesz if yo ho beocme preggeersenenlzlzlzlzo
d) a pimp does not ask for donationz
e) a pimp doesn’t claim he’s doing god’s work by grating you temporal use of a pussy in esxhange for past, present, and future wages
f) all of da aboveez zlozlozlzlzozozoz
10. If a womanz is a 3 and 7 alphas pump and dump her in collegez, she will do the math and conldue she is a
a) 3-7 = -4
b) 7-3 = 4
c) 7+3=10 I AM A TEN ZLZOZOZOZO!!!!!!
11. BOUNS BONUS BOENERUS QUETSION EXTRASZ CREDITZ: Chivalry is good because:
a) It gets betas to pay for what alpahs got for free hwen it was younger hotter tighter twnety pounds lighter
b) It guarantees that there will be men with assetetzzz that can be rapaed via dirrvoece
c) granpda said so, “when i was your age son,” i was married and supporting a family. man up and marry da whos!!! lzozloz”
12. The chronalogical chroniloogical chronological economic relationshpipz between ass and assets is:
a) da bankerz get your wife’s ass in college (as thy sefctrievly tape her doeusling in a buttehxtual buttehxting sessisin like tuukker max rheyems woith godlman saxxx) and your assets after divorce
b) your wife givez her azz butthoele away for free in college, and then chagegegrs you moneyz (assetts) just to look at it
c) your wife is butthurt after her ass is plundered in college and den she takes her revenge by plundering your assettsst
d) da bankerz deosul your wife in college by bebenrnakaifying her in her buttholez ass, and den dey program her to transfer your assets to them, fgruataleyfliey transferring your assets out theorugh her bngohole and into their beenrbeeknake bank acocuntz zlzozozozoz
e) all of da above zlozzolzozoz
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN QUESTSIOZNZZZZZ!!!! lzozozozoozoz
ESSAY QUESTION: Describe thee relationship between usury and sodomy. Those who cite Milton, Dante, and other historical sources and figures will be given higher scorezz zlzozolzlozlzozlzzozozozozlz
lzozozozolzolz bonus nboenerz wuqestsionz:
#11. I like dating aemrican womenz and western womenz beacues:
a) i like paying for what otherz got for fre when it was younger hotter tghtr twnety poundz lighterz lzozooz
b) i like paying for rental carsz after i return them
c) i like urinalz dat make me pay and make small talk each time i pee
d) i like suiting up in a hazmat suit, self-contained breathing apparatus, snorkel, fins, and thre cans of lysol when i go down on pusysysysys zlzozozlzo
e) i like hearing about how men created all the evil in the world including shoppng malls, cars, ipodz iphonez twitter (clitter/twatter) and even cinabun zlzozozolzozzl
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Ok, what the heck…
1. d) 2. a) 3. d) 4. f) 5. d) 6. e) 7. b) 8. f) 10. c) 11. a) 12. e) #11. a)
Essay Question: Usurers and sodomites both end up in the inner ring of the seventh circle of Dante’s hell.
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da gbfm likes cocktail waitressesss
casue da gbfm brings da cock
and she bring da tail
;zozozozozlzozzllzoloz
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lols
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Catfish.
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Agreed. Craigslist is the weird uncle’s basement of the internet.
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Somehow the idea that a female wrote that seems — well — maybe it was a tranny —
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I question it’s authenticity too.
But you know the old saying about the truth being stranger than fiction…..
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Although quite a few of them would be up for such a sleazy cliche of a dalliance, exactly *none* of them write like that.
But like they say: it’s the thought that counts.–
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Yup. Never happened.
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She was Asian (she called herself a “chinky whore”), so you don’t know for certain.
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I’m sorry, but there are a lot of women who vocalize their willingness to be treated like cheap hos
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Yup, my first thought was there’s no way a female wrote this. Even though women do stuff like this, that post was 100% male in the writing style. Probably just a gay dude sharing his weird fantasy with the Craigslist community.
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Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if this were someone just writing their fantasy in an ad to get people to co-fantasize or sleep with. May not even be a woman.
Otherwise, this sounds like a woman who didn’t know she was turned on by degradation and then learned by accident. Those fantasies probably did require an alpha male to stumble on them, but this hardly generalizes to all women or all alpha males.
Incidentally, plenty of men have degradation fantasies (though they’re more likely to be begging for something unusual in a casual encounters ad than reminiscing about something that happened). What universal truths about men does that prove?
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Ah, classy broads are the best.
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Being an asshole works. Especially if you are a rich, fit alpha cad.
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And white.
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We are on CH that goes without saying.
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These prep school Goldman fucks will all be hanging from the skyscrapers soon enough so I hope they’re enjoying themselves in the meantime.
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yea they all get russian chicks
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Actually it was just a $20…Lying wench.
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something to shoot for
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I see what you did there
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The key? You still have to flirt with her first.
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“You made me feel like a fucking cheap chinky whore.”
Uncle Elmer would surely approve.
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Do women want to feel like that? I definitely don’t.
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Nobody is my capable of playing the asshole rich uncaring cad card better than a GS banker laxbro, but this is Catfished.
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shitthatneverhappened.txt
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I guess GS means Goldman Sachs. So yes, the story has credibility. At least she wasn’t a client.
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LULZ i bet this will make the waitress will feel alive.
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I for one choose to believe this story.
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Coming Dutch…
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Rappacini’s Daughter, call your office!
RAPE!
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I guess some people would rather post their bad erotic fiction on Craigslist than Literotica or fanfiction.net.
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Those who dont believe this story dont know shit about women.
Did this story actually happen? Who gives a shit.
Could it happen? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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@ Adam – It says a lot, even if she’s just fantasizing about it.
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Can confirm, I was the $100 bill.
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lolx
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PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!!
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$100 for a blowjob? Those are not the rates of a cheap whore.
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What?!?
Does this really happen?
I can’t believe it. Although I’ve been told that my entire view of femininity and sexuality is skewed because I have media approved “looks”.
There is not one single chance in hell I would ever, in a million years, do something like that.
Does that really make me a prude? Really?
What kind of women do this?
Jesus.
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What kind of women do this?
———————-
I met women who have done much more amoral shit.Most of them are loving fiancees and wives now.
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“What kind of women do this?”
Daughters of single mothers or weak fathers.
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“Daughters of single mothers or weak fathers.”
Ding ding ding we have a winner.
I don’t even blame chicks for behaving like this anymore. If a dog pisses on the carpet, do you blame the dog or the owner who didn’t train it not to do that?
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Not a lot of women would do that but enough that I find it depressing.
I know a couple of guys who are pick up artists, they have slept with hundreds of women, or had a blow jobs in surprising spots, and about half those women are in long term relationships/married/engaged etc…
A shockingly large percentage of women are not faithful.
It is fun for the Alpha pick up artist. yes of course.
just as it is fun for people who rob your house while you are away.
It is depressing for those of us who are looking for a good decent woman for a long term relationship, with the epidemic of cheating women we can never be sure if the second she is out of our sight she is not degrading herself for some clever alpha pick up artist.
I’ve had a woman cheat on me. and It hurts like hell when you thought she was the one.
Even alpha males are hurt when their woman cheats on them, they hide it, they pretend they are ok, but it hurts them too.
As a matter of fact bedding a lot of women is about the only thing that somewhat soothes the pain of having being cheated on.
And some men become aloof pick up artists because they have had their heart broken by a cheating woman.
Never becoming attached to one woman is a coping mechanism, a strategy to protect oneself from being hurt ever again.
Ok start the name calling now, throw tomatoes at me. Call me beta , fag, whatever you have
I am secure enough to take it.
But you know I am right.
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Your posts are excellent, Canadian Friend — always truthful, humble, and from the heart.
Just wanted to let you know they’re appreciated.
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Yeah, I basically followed that pattern. I got hurt real bad by a girl. Went pickup artist style, but all it was, was shallow. I could go around having sex, but ultimately I was still empty.
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Have you met many women nowadays?
Is this your first time reading Heartiste?
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This was a stupid video.
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I like her tiny shoulders. I find small shoulders on western women refreshing.
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“Shundinger’s Rapists”…?
Yeah… try “SchRÖdinger”.
Before one wishes to put forward one’s stupid thesis, at least one should get the basic facts right. Do that, or I swear I will kill this cat.
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Reminds me of Damon Wayan’s bit on Living Color where he tried to use words he didn’t understand. Amusing.
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Allow me to proctologize myself….
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Her reply:
Two German grandparents, one Swedish, one Irish (it’s where I get my fiestiness from).
I know how to pronounce Schrodinger.
Schroh-ding-uh
Roll the r
That’s a little thing I call bait.
If you can’t attack the argument, attack my proununciation.
Grosse liebe,
JB
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tl;dw
Solipsistic trappings galore in that video.
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Well, I’m sorry, but any man who marries a woman who behaves like this is just stupid. Good god! It’s just …. unsanitary to begin with. Yuck.
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women have the finely honed ability to hide their slaggy pasts. men who don’t have too much experience with women don’t know the tells.
then they find out like this:
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Dante was such a fucking faggot.
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I can’t watch “Clerks”. I get the heebie-jeebies from the stilted delivery of wordswordswords, and from the over-powering herbiness.Especially this particular scene of butthurtedness.
P.S. I am with you on your love for the Stg58. Best gas system there is. Not sure about “Animal Mother”… wha?
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Animal Mother…Full Metal Jacket. I am a US Marine.
“If I’m going to die for a word, my word’s going to be poontang!”
Props on the FAL knowledgr. I am a FAL fanatic.
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The Right Arm of the Free World. Yessir. I want me some more of ’em.
I am a FAL/M14/AR15/1911 fanatic. I do not understand why you would want to use anything else. Well, ok, the CZ75 SP01 can come too.
P.S. Thank you for your service, even though I know you didn’t do it for me. Keep on.
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Even worse was the faggot-ass story in “Chasing Amy.” The plot turns on the fact that the fake dyke was gangbanged—and that the lead character (Ben Affleck) needs to “accept” it and “get over it” to have the girl, because “It doesn’t matter.”
Yeah, right.
Kevin Smith is such a beta fag. He actually took nudie pictures of his wife for Playboy—with her posing with another man dressed as Superman. Smith was telling the entire world his wife was a whore and that he’d gladly be cuckholded by another man.
This is also a faggot who named his daughter after a cartoon character.
Total little dicked loser.
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Of course you are correct here. But I sure did like Jason Lee’s character in that movie. It’s disappointing to see what he’s become.
He coulda been a contender.
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Jason Lee is a terrible actor. And his character was supposed to be the “closeted-homo-hates-homos” p.c. tripe that Smith through in there, along with the black homo who acts “hard”, to garner the gay critical acclaim.
Still, what really torpedoes Lee’s credibility is his p.c.-propaganda crap series My Name is Earl.
Make fun of white poor people? Check. Make fun of white culture generally every episode? White male cuckholded by black guy? Check. Black guy is the smartest, smoothest guy around? Check. Women smarter than men at everything? White guy is the stupidest guy around? Check. White man still has to care for child not his own, and is happy about it, because “it doesn’t matter” whose kid it is? Check. White hot chick is the mate of the gorilla? Check.
Fuck Jason Lee and his trashy line, especially that Pilot Inspektor brat. Here’s hoping he meets some of “Obama’s sons” in a dark alley late one night.
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All of what you said is accurate for me, except I’ve never watched his show so I don’t know that part of your argument (but hey, it’s on tell-a-vision, so I am sure you are accurate there as well).
If I recall correctly, Lee had some lines in Chasing Amy that were funny, but it’s possible I don’t recall correctly, because the last time I saw that movie was like 17 years ago.
And yes, his PC sh¡t is reeeeeally annoying.
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If you thought that was bad, wait until the later scene when he finds out that I used to fuck his girlfriend while they were dating. In my black Trans Am, no less.
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“in a row” is still a good line. Notably said by the more alpha character, who must then be made into a loser–more so than Dante, so that the leftist propaganda is maintained.
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“I’m listening to the fucking song!””
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I take it that pimpmyblog, I mean, judgybitch doesn’t swallow or do anal (anymore).
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how old are you? you look mid thirties….
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Why does that matter?
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Not much if we do it doggy-style … and you leave before the sun comes up.
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the troll is strong in this post
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This is your average american woman @ her finest. Im telling you now, with these “women” you can expect a few things right off the bat. Prison ink all over them. A slutty past she cant run away from quick enough. A shitty attitude. Oh and BTW more then half of em are on drugs of somekind or have alcohol issues.
Pick fruit off that tree and you will be fucked. Travel outside the US if you are interviewing for the position of wife and mother.
To do otherwise would be….uncivilized
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Oh and BTW more then half of em are on drugs of somekind or have alcohol issues.
That’s the deal breaker.
I can forgive a lot of sins in a whore, but not drug addiction.
Trying to “save” a drug addict is worse than a waste of time – it’ll be your ruin.
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if there was ever a way to phrase what needs to be done this got to be it
all that nazi crap s bullshit
its really just about defense
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i feel conflicted about the EDL. i share a similar background to most of these guys, being a football casual, and i definitely enjoy seeing white youth taking it to the streets, but the EDL are infected with pc. they have a jewish and a LGBT division, so while they might be fighting one kind of cancer, they’re supporting two other kinds.
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Nice.
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Ha
Must be a slow day.
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This really seems like it was written by a man. It’s so hard for me to imagine a woman allowing a man she does not know to follow her into the bathroom.
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Interesting link. Egypt is part of a red-pill alliance that includes Iran, Russia, and the Vatican. Huh…
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/14/us-women-un-rights-idUSBRE92D1AK20130314
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“Egypt’s ruling Muslim Brotherhood warns that a U.N. declaration on women’s rights could destroy society by allowing a woman to travel, work and use contraception without her husband’s approval and letting her control family spending.”
Yep. How can a bunch of camel fuckers get it, and western men not? Oh yeah, because we are ruled by fags and fag hags.
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“we are ruled by fags”
most rulers, like most people, are heterosexuals, not fags, stop using that word in cases when it wasnt meant to be
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I think he’s serious. A lot of our male rulers, for whatever reason, do seem to be in the closet.
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You trinna tell me who I can and cannot call a fag?
Walks like a fag.. quacks like a fag.. a fag. You don’t have to be actively sucking dick to act faggy.
Some actual homosexuals, i have met, don’t act faggy at all. So go figure. .
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And yes, the actual practicing homo population percentage of DC is most definitely higher than the national average. Do you doubt this?
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Two words: Bohemian Grove
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Two words: DuPont Circle.
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I think you underestimate the level of participation in politics of the homosexual.
Heterosexual men build things. They have skills (well, they acquire skills through hard work). They like to do REAL work.
These other industries/professions are “make-work” … and make-believe. Bureaucrats, lawyers, “lobbyists”, “politicians”, “activists”, etc., these are made up professions.
The old adage about teachers apply: “Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.” But these days, if you are savvier than your average teacher, you don’t become a teacher, you become an “activist” or a bureaucrat or lobbyist or a lawyer. The pay and the power are FAR superior to teacher’s pay.
I will bet you one month’s salary (not an insignificant sum, bubba) that for all of these “jobs” in government, homosexuals, “fag-hags”, feminists and White Knights are DRAMATICALLY OVER-REPRESENTED.
Fer chrissakes… just look at 0bama’s Cabinet. It’s filled with gays and fag hags and herbs and White Knights…. is there ONE real heterosexual non-deluded/deranged/White Knight male on that Cabinet?
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Not sure who’s the more obvious fag, Obama, or Rahm Emmanuel.
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They are both gay. Obviously gay.
Supposedly they belong to the same bath house in Chicago.
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Google “man’s country Obama” sometime.
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Don’t forget, the most powerful fag hag in the world, Nancy Pelosi.
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I have a possible competitor.
Valerie Jarrett.
But possibly she doesn’t represent the fag hag constituency, and instead represents the Jihadi “constituency”. She’s an Islamist, after all. Shhh! Don’t tell anyone that the number one advisor of our POTUS is an Islamist! I’m sure it will all be fine.
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No, I still think nancy wins this award. Fag Hagery has been her sole source of power from day one. From day one in politics she’s played to the immuno-deficient set.
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VJ’s prime motivation is her hate for YT. She just was happy to find downlow mulattos and angry little jews shared her hate.
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I do not prima facie disagree with you. I merely offer an alternative “thought piece”.
Unfortunately, we have many destroyers to choose from, when choosing the primary destroyer of Murika.
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Yea, well Dianne Feinstein makes Pelosi look like an HB10 supermodel…
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Hagel.
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Hagel is just a Useful Idiot.
We are only just beginning to see how blatantly the Left is going to sock puppet Hagel. It’s gonna be EPIC.
“Well, the ‘conservative’ ‘Republican’ Hagel says [….].”
Get set to hear that ohh… just about every week.
Sigh. Why are the Republicans so gahdawfally stupid? Don’t answer… I know the answer.
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And he got delayed by the GOP because he wasn’t a NeoCON. Go figure.
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Hahaha, yeah, the idiot GOP’s only objection was Hagel was once forgot to put on his isreal lapel pin.
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Corvinus, you highlight the disease that afflicts the GOP. The NeoCons need to go and to be refuted and ideally tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail.
Reasonable people will not join the GOP because of the Shaming stuff the “Christian” wing of the Party never ceases to flog, and because of the NeoCon/”MIC®” Warmongering (this is why they hate the “Tea Party”, and folks like Rand Paul).
The “GOP” would rule unassailed for one hundred years if they would adopt a stance in line with our Founders. But they won’t because they would rather fill their bellies with the largesse of lobbyists and pick their teeth with the bones of America. They are perhaps worse than the Democrats, because they at least claim to have souls and morals.
All fall down, I fear.
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Bush may have been an idiot, but at least you got the feeling he enjoyed pussy. So, we always had that in common… I’ll bet W would have been a blast to party with.
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“Bush may have been an idiot, but at least you got the feeling he enjoyed pussy.”
Jeff Gannon.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2005/290205gannongate.htm
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Whether outright fags or merely effeminate “straight” men, or even masculine men duped into serving feminist agendas (e.g. WK’s, most cops/soldiers/civil “protectors”), the ultimate effect is the same.
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[…] small but it at least confirms what I prima facie would expect for European descended people. Heartiste tweeted the following map for facial width-height ratios for […]
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See how a real alpha does it…Dwayne Epstein, Lee Marvin: Point Blank, pp. 178-179:
“Actor and [Dirty Dozen] costar Bob Phillips recalled another aspect of Marvin’s use of his celebrity power: ‘A female reporter from New York came to the London set to interview Marvin. She was over six feet tall, and asked embarrassing questions about his marriage. Marvin told me, “Watch me get her.” Later that night, I come to meet Marvin in his limo. When I opened the door, the reporter was on her knees blowing Marvin who just had an “I-told-you-so” smile on his face.'”
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HAHA!! By nature women are whores. They need constant adult male supervision and discipline to prevent this.
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Lee Marvin kicked ass.
Ask the typical lawyer what the best “lawyer” movie was and you’ll probably get “A Few Good Men.” The correct answer is “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.” If you are a man, and you choose a movie with Tom Cruise over the movie with John Wayne, Lee Marvin, and James Stewart, then I have one word for you:
F A G G O T
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The hearts of a million betas simultaneously burst into flames. I’d say “we’re fucked”…but the lady pretty much had it covered.
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Next Episode Of ‘Girls’ To Feature Lena Dunham Shitting Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito
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And she’s even gutted in the comments section of the SF newspaper:
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2013/03/14/lena-dunham-doesn’t-want-a-supermodel-body/
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Now that is quality entertainment.
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It reads like a man wrote it
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Alpha?.
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This is an interesting post. Very few female commenters so far – ladies, would you agree that its most likely a real post by an actual female that did indeed enjoy herself and actually would like some more alpha cock? Regardless of whether that particular ad was real or not, the beta males are clearing their throats, denying the validity of the post and feeling uncomfortable because *GASP * what if female sexuality really is like that!?!
Guess what? It totally is like that and if you haven’t experienced a similar scenario, you’re most likely not an alpha male. Try not to be hater though. Its just knowledge. Embrace it.
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I’m a married 28 year old & I’d never do anything like that now. But I did do a couple of times in the 19-21 year old age bracket. And loved it.
Reading the story, as a female, I wanted to be her.
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Hubby must be proud.
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I doubt it is real simply because CL is now combed for posts like this and they get archived in various places. Lots of bullshit is put in personals and other sections for the sake of garnering attention.
I do not doubt that similar events happen, but I doubt that the details get recorded on CL. The entire tone of the piece makes it evident that it was written by a man who took a break from some place Literotica in hopes of catching a more unsuspecting audience.
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I’m a married, socially conservative professional woman. I think it’s true. Did I do this type of thing during a ‘phase’ when I was 20? Hell yes. It’s fun until you meet a super alpha & get obsessive/stalkerish.
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I hope its real. I abhor deception. Whether it be a false picture or a false story, those who tell lies make it all the more difficult for those telling the truth to be believed.
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You’re very right, Kate.
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You’re good to me. I can’t be cross with you. Forgive me?
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I take the claws with the purrs, kiddo, they’re not sold separately.–
We’re good.
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Thank you.
This man has reached enlightenment.
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I think it’s an exaggeration at best- why would the guy cum on a bartender’s face? He probably ruined her hair and makeup for the night. That sounds like the machinations of a guy who watches too much porn.
And then stick a $100 on it? That just seems rude, not alpha. Another sign it’s from a guy that wants to degrade the woman. True alphas love women, because women don’t give them a hard time. It is betas that enjoy humiliating women, because they resent them.
I am 100% sure that plenty of hot alpha men have gotten head from impressionable, promiscuous waitresses- so while this does pose an example of how to act in order to get it (be handsome, powerful, aloof, sexy, confident, and forward)- I don’t think it is true.
Furthermore, the supplications of the “chinky whore” are a bit much.
It COULD have happened, but it read more like a penthouse letter.
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Also worth noting that the male fantasy seems to be overcome a woman who is resisting him, possibly one who actively dislikes him. So, liking a guy and *wanting* to be with him is a turnoff. Yet another of life’s little ironies.
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hahahaha what the hell is this shit article?? “Men Who Idealize Large Breasts Are More Likely Hostile Toward Women”
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/03/men-who-idealize-large-breasts-are-more-likely-hostile-toward-women/273931/
Besides the fat cunty attitude of my sister inlaw this must have been the source of my hostility towards her…./sarc.
ps. RAPE!!!
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Feminist garbage to make women feel better about getting a breast reduction instead of exercising.
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Having experienced first-hand some of the depraved shit that women will do with an alpha male, I can tell you that this story has the ring of truth to it. Women will publicly denounce sexual inequality, but will privately desire the dominion of an alpha male over their filthy, wretched souls. Often this desire lies dormant and unperturbed within their psyche until it is rudely awakened by the unmistakeably powerful presence of the alpha male. He’s the catalyst that sets off a chain reaction of unbridled lust, unspoken perversions and hamster rationalizations. It is what it is.
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Totally written by a dude. Oddly the $100 bill part is the part that makes me think it’s a guy, because guys are the ones who think having money is attractive.
Put it this way: I’ve done degrading inhuman disgusting terrible things to a LOT of chicks in the bedroom that no human being should do to another human being…and none of those chicks have requested being slapped with money lol
On that note though, a lot more women than most guys (even players/PUAs) would expect would get off at reading this story or fantasizing about it, with the right guy in their mind. These days I screen for the girls that are into fucked up stuff so a lot of my qualifying involves stuff like finding out if they’ve read 50 Shades of Grey, asking if they’ve made out with their girlfriends, finding out the most twisted thing guys have made them do and whether they liked it or not, etc. etc. Like these are conversations I’ll have in the first hour of meeting them lol
It all comes down to a non-judgemental vibe, directing the conversation in a sexual direction, and being congruent to being comfortable with sexuality in general. These girls’ future (or current lol) boyfriends, fiances, husbands, etc. have NO idea what their little princess has floating around in the deep dark shadows of her mind.
Anyway, I second the notion that the OP is a guy writing about his fantasy and looking for others to contribute to the fantasy and he gets off while he reads the replies…I believe this happens on hooker and general confession forums too.
That statement, of course, opens the door for “well how do you know Field Reports are real?” but generally it’s easy to snuff out the fake ones because if a guy is writing fake FRs he probably doesn’t have much game to begin with so usually there’ll be parts of his FR that go against pickup principles. If thousands of FRs went against the same principle, we’d revist the principle and figure out whether it’s wrong or if there are nuances involved that make it work or not work…but if it’s just one FR and there are thousands of other FRs that support the rule, then odds are it’s a bullshit FR or an anomally so freakishly rare that it’s not worth studying unless more FRs appear supporting it.
Also @Scray
I did two big analysis/write-ups for your Field Report at https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/03/08/alpha-male-power-moves/#comment-418417 – they’re in moderation right now though, so check in a day or whatever. Mods, go approve my shit plz, I’ll give you blowies!
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I agree it was made up and even by a male although I remember it was a woman who wrote that scene in “Sex and the City” where a paramour leaves a thousand bucks by the bed at the Plaza Hotel for Carrie and she pigs out with her girls all in joy about her good fortune.
You’ll see when you have money and don’t look so young that it can be accepted as the excuse to be degraded. It isn’t necessary for a young super alpha but, for older guys, it can have the ironic effect of making ASD disappear (“I’m not a slut because I didn’t give it away for free” or “I didn’t let a man degrade me, I let that dirty money degrade me”). We can’t project the minds of men into this. Men would never do anything like this for money. But we can’t project. Also, it’s a feminist imperative that women can’t be bought, a leftist imperative that only the financially down and out are “vulnerable to be exploited so we need more wealth transfers,” a white knight imperative that “good girls wouldn’t do anything for cash” and a PUA purist imperative that “only the guys who don’t offer money get laid” or the really transparent “only those of us who don’t have money get laid and I will look the other way at the busines execs who still have mistresses”. 😉
Anyhow, if the craigslist story had been real, he would have given her at most $10 because high amounts are only necessary if negotiating before the fact. The higher amount, the less the degradation in her mind. Remember that joke about Churchill asking “how much”.
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“I’ve done degrading inhuman disgusting terrible things to a LOT of chicks in the bedroom that no human being should do to another human being…”
Any particular suggestions or sources of inspiration?
I’ve been reading The Story of O and 9 1/2 Weeks to get some ideas, and those aren’t bad places to start. Both have good examples of emotionally doing this /\/\/\/\/ instead of ——, going back and forth between tenderness and extreme dominance. Still, I feel like the dominance thing gets overplayed quickly, especially raw physical dominance. I’ve been trying to come up with more fun things to do for psychosexual push/pull:
• Getting a girl horny and naked, then writing dirty shit on her with a marker so her clothes will just barely cover it. “Lumpy’s cum whore” “dirty fuck hole” [arrow pointing at her pussy ;)] “i need cock”. The usual. Then make her put her clothes back on and go out to dinner with her, making innuendo that other people know exactly what’s up. Then fuck her in the bathroom when she’s about to explode. Haha the first girl I tried this with thought it was terribly tame.
• Tying girls up and blindfolds are great, but I recently discovered using a pillowcase instead of a blindfold. Waaay more convenient. Waaay more rape-y in a hot way. Girl that suggested this to me really liked to fantasize about being kidnapped.
• Spanking/pain. I’ve only tried it on a couple girls, but spanking them hard until they legitimately cry and then holding them close until they’re done crying (followed by a hard fuck) is great for emotional bonding. I’m not a sadist at all, but for some girls it seems like pain is the only thing that lets them drop the ‘tude and be emotionally intimate with me.
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Of course it’s a real story, or cribbed from one. I have had experiences that, while in different social settings and different details, had similar results.
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but, but….NAWALT. *rolls eyes* i’m always amazed when women and betas can’t believe a story like this.
it happens WAAAAAAAAAAAY more often than you think. 99% of the ass i got in high school was from going to a girls house, getting to her room (no parents home FTW), locking the door, and pulling out my mule. i learned it in 8th grade and never looked back.
of course, i don’t think i’d do that now. lol. but assertive is always the way to go. fortune favors the bold.
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I wonder what percentage of marriages work like that any more. 10%, maybe?
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don’t know. don’t care. i have ZERO plans on getting married. there’s no point in it. with game i get female attention when i want. why buy the cow…….?
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Only a tard would get married in this climate. Unless, possibly (emphasis on possibly), the girl was super religious.
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FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!
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P.S. Grammar police here. It’s “these kinds of data”. Not “this kind of data”:
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of butthurt,
∞
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It’s worth noting that CH writes better than most people by not trying too hard to write better than most people.
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I agree. CH is as you say, no argument. However, it seems I write better at times, and I do not seek to buy my bread with words. We can all use a steady diet of comeuppance… it makes us better.
I live in data, and so this (this/these data) is one of those grammatical conceits/precepts that is a car crash to my ear.
With all of that said, long live the Château.
∞
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Wrecked ‘Em,
In the light of the morning, I like your “turn of a phrase” even more than I liked it last night (No Homo). Kudos. I am not sure you are correct, but it’s still a fun riposte.
∞
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Happily, such men will shortly be destroyed, so that the general incorrectitude of our failed biology-culture will be brought back round to the more generally correct mappings that Christianity succeeded to enforce (except for that cult’s predication upon the lie of a god, which leads to error). What is necessary is to bring about a species which is not urged towards intra-species competion (incorrect, natural impulses), but which is rather unified on the notion of total species survival.
Alphas die, as they ought, behaving in incorrect manners.. Culture and biology are, in short order, made to be correct. And all of this can be set right very shortly. Women weep at this correct state of affairs, as they should.
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Some commenters are convinced that this Craigslist post is fabricated, and sure, it is entirely possible that it is, but if you do not believe that things like this actually occur in the world your comprehension of female nature–and in general, what kinds of behaviour many humans are capable of–is still lacking; my suggestion…keep reading…
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This made me laugh, partly because it’s all run by women (shocker), and partially because my mind automatically inserted ‘blacks’ every time they said ‘chimpanzee’.
Crazy spinster white bitches sure love their chimps. Or urangutans, or pitbulls, monkeys, whatever.
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Shit, forgot link.
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That’s the problem with whites, in a nutshell. We can’t stop building chimp havens.
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Wow. You really can’t appreciate the beauty of an animal experiencing seeing the sky and touching the earth for the first time? Very sad.
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Did you sob like the chick near the end?
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Didn’t watch it til the end but sad to see so much cynacism here.
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If you’re not cynical, you’re not paying attention.
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We should take all the money we give to support those other chimps and give it to these Chimps. It would be much better spent.
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this post is validation of what i keep telling guys on my site:
betas ask, alphas do.
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rapist!
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lulzrcoaster
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it’s entirely possible that it’s true. i’ve done similar things to chicks. i just didn’t give them money, since i’m not rich, just a tall, good looking asshole.
lots of chicks get off on this shit and will go to great lenghts to track you down. all of a sudden sluts are sexting you from unknown numbers, etc.
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Beyond fake. The fake part is not that the encounter did not or could not happen. The fake part is “her” description of it.
It would read with max hampster overdrive along the lines of “we had an instant connection” blah blah blah.
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this article in no way shape or form surprises me. my boy out here played goalie (hockey) at a MAJOR university up north, and he told me there is a sorority whose members have to fuck every guy on the hockey team before they graduate. they’re called “puck sluts”. there’s a wall in the sorority where each member has to list the name, date, and place the fuck went down.
enjoy your education sweetie, the line of dicks start at the left.
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Does the football team also have a sorority dedicated to its servicing?
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no clue. didn’t ask.
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Digit ratio predicts dick size: http://www.nature.com/aja/journal/v13/n5/full/aja201175a.html
Guess what the correlation is.
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holy fuck
yea membership has its benefits
this new chick hot blond type one each
preselection is awesome
she like oh your greg
the greg
yea the one that has name on whats her name
she like you are an asshole
apparently knows history
gleam in eye
kissing my ass
lovin it
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A real alpha would have used a $1 bill.
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Note the guy worked at Goldman Sachs, which rhymes with Fucker Max, so I don’t believe the ad because he did not butt-THex her lolzlolzlolz
Perhaps the ad isn’t factually accurate, but it does have an element of truth to it in that we all agree that scenarios like it have indeed played out.
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allready knows what i like talkin bout shaving me
asked me if i would cheat on a chick
i said i have the balls to tell a chick when i want to fuck another chick
she said i love you
lolzolzzzzzolzzzzzzzzz
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This guy got the Craigslist follow up by doing nothing more than being alpha with himself:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/65478558.html
Real?
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haha fucking hell, ahh craigslist, wonders of civilization
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The tragedy of the western world is that Christianity was SO successful at suppressing the depravity of mankind that we forgot it was there. We came to think that our incredible civilization was the normal state of mankind and that Christianity could be thrown off in the name of autonomy. Now we see the depravity of mankind reveal itself again and everyone is left scratching their heads, how could this happen?
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Yes.
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Damn son.
Damn.
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Truth…
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@JS,
The depravity never diminished, nor does it ever diminish, not for an instant. Many intelligent, kind men never see it, because they avert their eyes at the crucial moment. But it’s always there.
Do you remember this scene from The Shining? Consider its meanings closely.–
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http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php
GenderGuesser says it’s female
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I dunno. I think it’s real. I mean, the dude does sound like a Goldman Sachs guy.
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You mean, such things really happen? wow — that’s incredible!
Now, what does have to do with the fact that this particular text is obviously fake, and was written by a male?
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That sounds hot. I’d totally love to have an experience like that. Gonna start thinking about those sorts of stories more so as to expand my perception of what’s possible in reality.
Nice post!
~ http://theprometheanman.blogspot.com
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I went to a house party ran by a bunch of guys I work with.
I’m a construction cat and I really earned their respect, so they hyped me up to all the men and women at that party before I even got there, that by the time I showed up with my girl I was loved by absolutely everyone.
My girl says to me: “You’re so popular!” grabs my hand and brings me into the wash-room.
Minus the one-hundred dollar bill being plastered on her cum-splattered face, the same shit happened here.
Women love power. Either socially, or acted on them directly.
Beta’s would not believe the shit I get away with.
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oh jesus another chick whose dude said he gonna kill her if she leaves
de ja vu in progress
drama level somewhat high
played out though
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Found her here: http://vimeo.com/12168905#
Not too bad an actress for starters. But this was for her last BF. With a little bit of training. Cheers, ‘VJ’
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nature interferes with reason. it’s a distraction from thinking about the rational. porn makes you dumb. pain unerves you, so you can’t think straight. sex makes you go crazy. nature can relax you however, which helps you think, but you probably will just imagine fantasies. the ocean makes me fear god and that is rational, but is the fear rational? yes, i think so to some extent god is very great, so i am afraid of him. nature declares god. nature is a slap in the face to remind you of god.
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sooooo many days where violence praises ourw ays we
raze
this praize in the prariessssw ays
who says
the spread
the time to walk along the road sign
desizng in time
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when a poet sits to write
he has an appetite petite tit not too uptight
like my tie wanna die from fish stir fries and fry
cry why high and uplifted
my cryo-vaccinations are fitted
for the heavy
levy witted
she pitted you up against another sucked cunt and dry your eye
to the sky she still on that jive
you lit another niggerette calling her that only made
her want you more. you bade
she did, niggle.
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